So I’m sure all of you many of you have seen the picture below that hit the internet last Thursday. Then a few days later some even more boring ones were also leaked lol.
Well, since Rob is lying low these days (but that won’t last much longer…trust!) we thought it be funny to take this shitty boring I can’t see shit fantabulous picture and take it for a three-way RAoR style LOL.
Mmm rocks?!
watch us digress and jump all over the map in our three-way after the rock n’ rub…
mpwastingmorn: Woo hoo! So… Rob in a rock quarry eh? This is gonna be a tough one. No eff me eyes. . No body. no nothing. I think we should play RobClue instead.
JAG lmao RobClue
mpwastingmorn: Whoever ID’d the britpack has much better eyes then me.
JAG: I think the guy at the front with his foot on the rocks is Marcus Foster He’s rockin the Deputy Dog look…kinda hound dogish. seriously WTF were they doing
myrobertpattinson: oh i remember this pic. the first thing i saw were my missing uggs
JAG: ARGH ROb and I hate uggs wink
mpwastingmorn: I thought Rob doesn’t like Uggs. No wonder he’s walking so far behind Ugg girl.
ACK!
mpwastingmorn: I hope whatever is on the other side of those rocks is fabulous..
JAG: maybe theres a strip joint at the end of the path
mpwastingmorn: Ugg girl looks like one of the strippers. IMO
myrobertpattinson: when you say rock quarry i though of fred flintstone and the girl on jersey shore that has flintstone feet. im cool now that i’ve see jersey shore
mpwastingmorn: I think I’ll remain uncool then. No Jersey Shore for me..
JAG: oh no first Skinny Jesus and now I dont know the Jersey shore reference dammit
mpwastingmorn: We’re both late2thepartee on that one.
JAG: check out poor tomstu looking at his watch
mpwastingmorn: He looks like he’s about to jump. It’s okay, Tom, I’ll f*ck ya.
JAG: Oh MP your such a giver
TomStu gazes lovingly at Robbie-kins!
mpwastingmorn: Did I just say that? Staying up until 1am arguing about a shower-head will do that to ya
JAG: you said head
myrobertpattinson: tom stu is off to the side looking his watch like “how much longer until SHE leaves. i want robby all to mahself.”
JAG: Im sorry but the dood with the white tennies and the blackpants is distracting me.
mpwastingmorn: Supposedly that’s Sam with the white tennies – your first love JAG..
myrobertpattinson: isn’t white tennies Sam?
JAG: Really, wow Im a shitty fake girlfriend I didnt recognize him
I'm such a shitty fake gurl friend lol
mpwastingmorn: I just wanna buy these people something with pink on it. insert pink taco joke here They wear too much black
JAG: OMG ur right its like a funeral procession
JAG: so I see manbangs there
mpwastingmorn: Manbangs is about the only one I can ID for sure. Damn I need glasses..
myrobertpattinson: why the hell are they out on this excursion anyway? does anyone know where they were heading?
mpwastingmorn: Maybe there is an octoberfest at the end of the road. In January.
mpwastingmorn: I just wanna googlemap this picture and slide on down to road to see what the chickens are headed towards.. (get it – chicken/road joke?)
JAG: it is kinda lame I mean their not even smoking…thats just not normal
mpwastingmorn: Why is that one guy (Marcus) dipping his foot in the nonexistent water?
JAG: well if fucking MAN bangs wasnt in the way we might see Rob
mpwastingmorn: Fucking manbangs..
mpwastingmorn: Imagine if this picture had come out during Remember Me filming. It would’ve gotten lost like my favorite sneeze picture..
MPs fave pic lol Not so pretty. O.o
JAG: do you thinks Robs had to turn his underwear inside out by now to get an extra use outta them
mpwastingmorn: I’m sure mamaPatz bought him a few extra pairs. Besides, he likely has jizz build up in them..
JAG: so he takes his undies off at night and just stands them in the corner until tomorrow
myrobertpattinson: JAG LMAO
mpwastingmorn: I wonder if he’s tucked. I mean for laughs. Cuz don’t all men do that for their women?
JAG: MP the tuck is a complicate maneuver, I googled it and found the directions on ehow
mpwastingmorn: NO WAY! Directions to tuck??
JAG: ehow is a scary place. yes standby for tuck directions
mpwastingmorn: It is a 3 step process like Dick in a Box. Step 1 Take it out Step 2 Put your dick in between your legs Step 3 Don’t walk
JAG: http://www.ehow.com/how_4506996_tuck-penis.html Rob cant handle instructions like these, he clearly had a tuck coach or assistant during LA
mpwastingmorn: Clicking tuck instructions now.
mpwastingmorn: “Push your testicles back into the holes from which they dropped” <- ha ha ha!! Clearly Rob did not follow these directions as we still saw shaft..
myrobertpattinson: omfgggggggggggggggg
I'm sure Rob had a Tuck Coach for LA 
myrobertpattinson: Holding your scrotum skin together tightly, reach behind you with one hand and take hold of your penis, pulling it through your legs as fast as you can, clinching your penis as best as possible between your butt cheeks. Use that grip to free your hand for the next steps.
mpwastingmorn: I always thought they tucked it in the B-hole. I’m clearly naive.
JAG: Here I thought it was Tuck and GO. Im very naive lol
JAG: so we went from Rocks to tucking ballz. yep that picture was lamo
mpwastingmorn: rocks = balls. Not such a stretch. I think that pic was the same day as the trip to the store for some HoboGlide.
JAG: I love when we digress teehee
Source for craptastic Rock pic – Robsessed
Source for stripper Rob & The Tuck – Letters to Rob
Source
www.MyRobertPattinson.com
PS we love ManBangs #true story
you know… i always prayed someday i would be sourced for “The Tuck” …
that prayer has come true…
thank you Jesus…..
am i going to hell?
umm yes, yes you are…..right along with the rest of us!
Train to hell leaves at dawn EST. Please bring, beer, whisky, pizza, MINT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM (so many of us have mentioned that’s THE flavor we love), ho ho’s for the hoor hoors, porno pictures of men with big penis’, NIN recording of “CLOSER”, ROB bound and gagged naked ( I KID, ROb–we’d never bind and gag you–we’d just sit on you one at a time), edible panties for Rob, chocolate (how could I forget?), OH OH OH OH ALMOST FORGOT….a whole CASE of “HOBOS” and a case of batteries for EACH OF US. Did I leave anything out? If we’re going to hell, we might as well go with a BANG…(you hear that Rob–it’s going to be a LONG NIGHT FOR YOU. Now serving 27. Who has 27? You are next up to FUCK ROB. Condoms not needed, we’re all going to hell anyway. ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Insert soundtrack music here: Every one of joins hands and sings our RAoR theme song. “I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL…..I WANNA FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE”……
Ahhhhhhh it’s so nice to hang out with like minded women. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!
PS….Tiger Woods (with teeth missing) is bound and gagged in the train’s caboose, on the train to hell, but we wouldn’t let him in OUR CAR. LOL
PS….I want Sam, Bobby, Marcus and Rob to bring their guitars on the TRAIN TO HELL……maybe we can get them to sing “CROOKED SKY” in 4 part harmony.
If we’re going to hell, we might as take some good music with us. Right after we sing “CLOSER” however as that’s our anthem. Then Rob sings “Stray Dog” and we’re all in tears……. I wanna cradle him against my breast….. 
Then SAM BRADLEY sings a song dedicated to all us RAoR girls…..and we all sing: “SOHO HOORS”….hahahhahahhahhhah and there’s not a dry eye in the house. LOL
Here’s Rob on the TRAIN TO HELL with us…..he looks a little worried.
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tyler-train1.gif
debbo please reserve a ticket for me, cause I’m clearly supposed to be on that train!
So this is where you are, when you should be sleeping, or working on the next big thing for LTR/LTT…
Hola chika…
I hear it’s quite nice in Hell this time of year…..
I think your tag line should be…
Letters to Rob – Home of The Tuck
LMFAO debbo! I think Rob should be worried!
MANBANGS ???
Is that when his 3 peice suite is left hanging in loose underwear??
Manbangs = Manfringe=Bobby Long was covering Rob’s face. At least I think that’s what they mean LOL.
@RcUK yes…. Man Bangs is Bobby Long …Bobby is one of Rob’s BFF’s <–so just went there with the tween talk. Bobby is also a fuckhawt musician!! so.. @scilla, you be right…
YEAH YEAH….Bobby Long loves his long bangs. He went for a photo shoot one time and said, “no makeup and DON’T TOUCH THE HAIR”. lol Bobby is sexy as shit. ROB and BOBBY sandwich PLEASE and hold the may, but I want two whole pickles please and DO NOT make them gerkin”. LOL
Debbo, I am in complete agreement with you on the Bobby and Rob sandwich. Next to TomStu, Bobby is definitely a gorgeous man.
Man Bangs is hawt…except when he’s blocking Rob from the camera *wink*
Oh yeah, I’ll take a Rob and Bobby sandwich, with some “special sauce” on my thighs, I mean on the side!
Out of the way h00rs, I was first in line for the Bobby and Robbie sandwich. I want that special spicy English mustard on there too.
I love your craziness…sad that i think some of the same things…lovely as always ladies
LMFAO! I died at directions on how to tuck.
Also, I have conversations like this ALL THE TIME. You guys are the best!
See we ARE normal.
I’ve been traumatized by laughter literally by the tucking I didnt relize the process. I seriously cant stop laughing about todays post LOL good choice =)
OH Meh Gawd, lmao so hard! I REALLY need this laugh you guys!
“Push your testicles back into the holes from which they dropped”…………Ewwwwww!
Poor Manbangs, I <3 Manbangs.
Manbangs=Bobby right??, lol!
Oh and that gif is fucking histerical and Art, gross!
Manbangs is my #2 Brit bang, after Rob. The Brits don’t say bangs though, so they may not understand. I think they say fringe.
JAG, I always laugh when I’m here, but Rob on that stripper pole, let’s just say bodily fluids came out of multiple orifices. Hysterical!
Manbangs can bang me anyday!
lmfao.
um.
i feel like i should have had popcorn while reading this.
snortacular
♥
OMFG, JAG… Stripperpole for the WIN! I’m dyin’ here…
Here I am giggling again at you ladies.
As for MP’s arguing about shower-head comment, so fixing to pull my perv card, I was like, “Hmmm… don’t think I’ve ever blown anyone in a shower… *crooks head to shoulder & then nods* Yeah, I’d blow Rob in a shower… Mmmm… Rob in a shower.” & then I realized she was talking about the nozzle in the shower & had to do a major #facepalm.
As for the tuck & fold, OUCH! That just sounds fucking painful. *shudders*
Have a great day, ladies!
~Christina
If you give a bj then a bj in the shower is the way to go, less mess. just sayin’ lol and tmi
There’s no mess if you swallow. Sorry, I couldn’t resist
I knew that was coming. thatswhatshesaid
lmao. you would go directly to durrtyville with MP’s comment…
@smitten, yes tmi… but sooo true! less friction too… lol
You girls think I ‘m fucking around, but I’m not. I got very analytical. “Why were they arguing about it? Why would her hubs want it in the shower? Is there a trick in the shower that makes it better? My hair would get in the way, it’s too long & if you take a shower with a ponytail, it gets all knotted and frizzes… I don’t think water is very lubricated, you’d probably have to use soap or something & who wants soap in their mouth?” <<<< That is what happens when I have too much time to think about things, lol. It's quite pathetic.
@scilla this is true… real women swallow. just saying.
@ginaransom, you got it baby :;
@Christina, so the theory about a bj in the shower is that the man is standing so that the water is hitting his back and the woman is on her knees in front of him. But something about the combination of the hot water hitting his back and butt and the woman being in front doing her thing is apparently a very pleasant sensation. It’s all about the hot water in the back and the hot mouth in the front. As for the long hair, mine is long too, so Elvis just holds it up and away for me. The water isn’t very lubricant-like, so you just let it keep hitting his back and butt and not the big prize in the front. Well, I hope that wasn’t a rhetorical question and you were asking for real? Or else that was a whole lot of TMI. As you can see, I take these things very seriously.
*giggles*
how very nice of Elvis to help you out there….
I don’t think I’ve ever analyzed the reasons behind shower head before, but that makes sense *shrugs shoulders* IDK, I’m usually more than willing to give it a go anywhere…..you think hubby would be more enthusiastic but I generally get “woman! Jesus Christ…can you leave my effin’ junk alone for five minutes. I’m not 18 any more!”
*sighs*
LMAO…you know what get’s me about this convo? All the talk about bj’s, swallowing,hair position & lubrication and the ass is tenderly referred to as a “butt” Sorry, but that just cracked me up! And that’s a very disciplined man to hold still enough so the shower water never get’s ya in the face. Or maybe it’s the type shower head? I don’t mind TMI.
I speak for all divorced women when I say MASSAGING SHOWER HEADS are a MUST….and for shit sake, make sure the water pressure is at full power…..can you say……OOOOHHHHHHHH YEAH it’s shower time again? LOL Several different shower head positions are a must also…it’s always good to vary the pulse….LOL. MAKE SURE you get the one with the hose cause it’s a BITCH to try to lay on the floor with your crotch aimed up to the upper wall. HAHAHAHHAA
WELL, as far as lubricant, there’s always BUTTER. Butter is hard to get off your PENIS/hands when you rub it in well. Perhaps that would be good for Elvis, you think my friend?
I always wondered how they fucked in the shower with the woman being held by the man with her back against the wall. With my luck, we’d fall out of the shower and break the freaking shower glass. LOL Didn’t that happen in a FAN FIC? They were fucking in the shower and both fell out onto the floor? Which one was it? NORA….(the expert at fan fics)….please tell us. I’m dying to know.
I only WISH I was arguing with him about giving head in the shower. But, nope, we were arguing about the shower fixture. Marriage can be lame.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Christina, your comments always never fail to get me to crack up!!!
But really never done the bj in the shower before???? I thought that is something everyone did.
The way scilla was saying is the way to go if you have a stationary shower head.
Lucky for me my hubs installed a mobile!!!! So no water in the face for me
Shower Wall sex sounds hawt as hell but never done that. Like Debbo said the thought of him losing his grip and having us tumble over turns me off to that idea
I’ll settle for the bathroom counter sex thank you very much!!!!
Debbo!!!!! Butter LOL!!!! That would not taste so good in your mouth, just avoid the water spray and you will be fine!!!
Ok so this was an interesting topic, the tuck his dick between his legs???? Like why would a guy do that???? I don’t want my hubs dick between his legs!!! I want it between mine!!! Doesn’t that not make more sense?????
Someone explain the point of this whole tucking thing, Please!!!
OK I read the tuck penis instructions?!?!? Still don’t like it.
Anyway did any of you look at the side bar ,split penis,??? Really like gross!!! I don’t care if it is suppose to make sex better for them!!! The idea of it is such a turn off!!! *~*
LMFAO! I have tried the BJ in the shower thing with my husband but I personally don’t like kneeling in the tub, I would much rather kneel on something softer, like a pillow! As for sex in the shower, in my opinion, it’s much better if your bent over taking it from behind, as opposed to being up against the wall! Just sayin’!
@spunkransomlover, you and I are on the same wavelength today baby. First the Bobby and Robbie sandwich and now the getting it from behind in the shower, that’s the only way to go. The whole girl up against the shower wall from the front, is a fanfic myth, not enough leverage, unless the girl is really tiny and the guy is really strong. Well, it would work but only if you had two soap hoalders to put your feet in.
@debbo, the real Elvis did like a lot of butter in his food, but hey he’s dead, so my Elvis gets “I can’t believe it’s not butter, light.”
Okay, *rolls shoulders,* I can’t ever recall shower head, but that’s probably b/c the hubs is massive (I’m guessing a little bigger than Kellan or about the same size- he’s a gymrat). The only time we used to take a shower together was when we were seniors in high school & it was a tight squeeze even then. We’ve been married for almost 6yrs & been together 8, so I’m sure it’s happened at some point, but I must have hated it not to be able to recall it, lol. (Plus, tile hurts your knees & I don’t want him hogging all the water, I’ll get cold).
As for shower sex, I loved the old apartment because it was the bath/shower tub & it had a wide lip all the way around & sturdy handles at the back (I’m guessing they were installed, an elderly lived there before we did- score for me). So yep, I’d stand on the tub, turn around, hold the bar, & wham-bam-thank you ma’am. It was perfect cause he has a whole foot on me (I’m 5ft, he’s 6ft). *le sigh* I miss that tub.
Sorry for the tmi, but you guys busted your shizz out first, lol.
LMAO, dude, Scilla, your post wasn’t there when I started typing mine. But you are exactly right, it works if the girl is really tiny (me) & the guy is really strong (Hubs holds the state record in powerlifting- well, from his junior & senior years- he was back to back state champ). As for the two soap dishes, I just used the tub, lol.
OH, & Debbo, that fic were E/B fell out of the shower was Cocktails & Dreams by WhyNot/FatallyObsessed.
lol Christina, no wonder you <3 Kellan!
@Christina, LOL. I like the tub idea.
I like the tub idea too, Christina!
Failed shower sex was mine!
I got the idea when I was laughing about fanfics and shower sex with the DH and he snorted and said “Not without a spotter. That shit’s dangerous.” 
You wouldn’t believe how many injury and breakage story PMs and reviews I got with that chapter! LOL
Injury and breakage stories/spotter -ROFLMAO!!!
When the hubs and I had just started dating we were going at it in the living room with him standing and holding me up…so i was just latched on the front of him boucing up and down and my roommate came home from class early…the hubs was so surprised when she came into the room he fucking dropped me on the floor!!!! He’s 6’2 so I had quite a fall…that hurt my ass like a bitch…did he help me out?????no….his naked ass bolted up the stairs to my room and my roommate and I were left there trying to figure out whether to laugh or cry!!!!
SRL- you’re right, from behind in the shower is soooo much easier
This thread has soooo much tmi today….
I DIED laughing!!! OMG this was hilarious!! You guys are so effing funny!! Love it!!
ohmygosh!! have we descended to this??
you girls are hilarious!!
*sigh* still, no matter what picture it is of him, i am still so loving his ass!!
so, seriously, i cannot help myself and bursting into rhyme:
It is always he…
Softly slipping into my dreams
when I lay me down to sleep
moon dust tripping along moon beams
promises and rendezvous to keep
It is always he…
Easily overwhelming my reverie
as I go about my day to day
his essence in everything I do and see
all things revolve around him anyway
It is always he…
No need to enquire nor to ask
no prizes for guessing his identity
no use in taking me at all to task
for I know not how else to be
It is always he…
He of sublime form, voice and visage
Michelangelo’s evident model and muse
recipient of general tribute and homage
compliments and praises all profuse
It is always he…
Besotted of women from diverse milieu
he is their prime, their source, their reason
Rejuvenating desires, lives and loves anew
this devastating Robert Pattinson
It is always he…
How can he be so so inexplicably desirable??!!!
unintendedchoice, hell hath no room for h00rs like us…we’d corrupt the damned! hee hee hee
still, i don’t mind going there if you wicked girls are there too.
Thanks for a great post, you incorrigible threesome!
ciao bella!
Firstly, Ide like to make it known how fucking creepy I think that .gif of “Rob” on a pole is…
Secondly, I lit’rally *giggle/snort* ed the freaking way through this post..
Uhh… Im with waistingmorn on the sneez pic… that is some smexy ass lookin Rob with his neck vein poppin & all #sarcasm
I sang the instructions for tucking to the tune of “Dick in a Box” …cause Im cool like that
…and JAG, Havent you ever heard the saying
“Tuck and Go is a No No” ?
Oh you havent? Probly cuz I just made it up… but I bet now that youve heard my quipp, you’ll never forget that you musn’t tuck and walk…
I should forward that to Rob’s agent, just in case he ever decides to play another derranged “tucking” homosexual… #pleasedontRob
I look forward to bearing witness to many more fuckawesome three ways between you ladies!!
Agreeing w/you, Gina….that RobOnAPole gif gave me the willies! Won’t be dreamin’ about that! Thank God, I just read MotU update….very interesting chappy….
lol Sus! “interesting” doesnt really cover it.. lipstick?! Really Fifty? REEEEALLY?! He such a freak! But dont get me wrong, Ide suck the bajeesus out of that freak…
Rob can sneeze on me ANYTIME…..hehehhehe…..and the crowd says: EWWWW.
*shutters* Yes, Rob on a pole was so wrong-still LMAO!!
OMG! I am sooo lovin’ Fifty Shades! He is now my second fave FanFic guy after Tattward!
Oh my God!! Regarding fifty shades, ITA he is such a freak!! I don’t know whether to love him, or hate him!!
SRL, Fifty Shades is NUmero UNo in my book, but Britward is a CLOSE F*CKIN second tied with Twatward….damn…OK…like I would turn any of them away
off subject, regarding last nights post debbo, drizl & i think lynda…I meant Darkness, sorry, got Darkward on the mind. And Darkward to me is in multiple ff’s. And yes MotU updated too.
That’s all & goodnight.
hahhahahh SmittenByaBrit….I did the same thing. HAHAHHAH Go back to yesterday and see. I guess we want a DOM in the story too, huh?
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OMG, OMG, OMG I am going to have one f*cked up dream tonight…tucking, sneezing, rocks and freaking underwear standing in the corner. Not to mention scary pole dancin’ Rob…
Smitten ~ I can’t keep all those fanfic ..wards straight in my jizz filled brain anymore
drizl. I agree with you. Fucked-up nightmares are more like it, especially the underwear standing in the corner!! See, if he does The Tuck, then maybe the undies won’t want to go back on because the peen’s in the wrong place. So the poor undies will be scared to death and will just stay in the corner the whole time, like 24/7, and that will make for one fucked-up undie nightmare! Because if the undies always stay in the corner of his bedroom then they’ll get to witness Rob doing his super-secret pole-dancing routine in his bedroom (you know, practicing for KStew since she did some pole-dancing schizz in Welcome To The Rileys and he wants to impress her)and there’s nothing more scary than a pair of RobUndies with fucked-up nightmares! He’ll have to go commando forever! (hey, that’s a great idea)!
Ok, enough of this foolish word-vomit of mine, I’m really tired and gonna get some sleep. Just don’t want to have any scary Underpants in the corner nightmares!!
Commando for the win! Oh and make sure the jeans are loose in the waist so they fall down below the manfur like they did in that one picture of him coming out of the house putting his hood up. mmmm mmmmm mmmm and Rob is SO FURRY down there. MANSCAPING may be needed, but I prefer the fur woods. LOL Going in…..bring the machete…..it’s thick in here on the way to the balls. LOL God I’m gross tonight. Aren’t you glad I woke up to post? NOT! hehehhe
Oh, Debbo, my sides hurt from laughing! “I prefer the fur woods. Going in bring the machete…it’s thick in here on the way to the balls.”
BAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy h00ring shizz it’s too f*cking early to be this hot and bothered.
OMG!! I can’t stop laughing, this shizz is too funny. But the fact that ehow has instructions on ‘the tuck’ scares the fuck out of me
OMG Vancitilili, where have you been hiding?
LOL!! I know, I’m feeling like such a bad PattinAngel too but I’m here
@vancitylili I’m with you. I have been with my man for 16 years and he has never tucked. I never want him to, that shit scares me.
Rob and the pole=LMFAO
Love you guys!!!!
Ditto, Lili….ditto for me!
BTW….I think HHH has too much to tuck, from the looks of things! Hey, I got it! Let’s ask KStew????
Well, the transvestites are happy…you know they have their own beauty pageants and those girdles are a BITCH….. LOL
Hey Vancity! Missed you!
Hey Lili, I was wondering what happened to you! I’m glad you’re back!<3
Awww….missed you gals too. I’m trying to get here more often. *hugs*
i found this pic somewhere with even more ID’s … hope this works…
http://twitpic.com/xmspn
Ok….I need a “LAND OF DREAMERS” expert here. In the URL Susie posted above, why is Bobby listed as “THE REV”? I haven’t kept up lately. GIVE IT UP…why?
You guys are killing me!!
and thank you for the tuck pic! Leaves a little for my very fertile imagination…
(pole dancing Rob is going to give me really weird dreams….and not in a good way. Yikes!)
Mangina directions=WIN!! Would you all just freak if I told a story about a party we had around here a few months ago, and at some point during the night, every guy at the party stood on the front porch all in a row and did the tuck/mangina and we took pics? Just curious…
Got pictures?? (jk!)
LRAD ~ I bet you could make one helluva-manip with THOSE pics! ;P
Ya know…I’m going to see if I can find those…and Susie…I COULD make a pretty f*cked up manip outta those! Hehehe!! *wheels in the head turning*
I mean, it’s something REALLY f*cked up to see! 10 or 15 doods all lined up on a porch doing that…it’s quite scary!! LOL!!
God, I love this place……
No, not if you showed us the pics! LOL! Wouldn’t freak out anyone here that I know! LOL!
OH GREAT PARTY LRAD! I want to come up and stay with YOU and have a party. When is the next one? MY EX used to do the tuck. It grossed me out. He also used to hang a huge bath towel on his hard penis, but that never bothered me. HAHAHHAHAHHAHA It wasn’t there for long. Luckily, before my divorce, we still had sex. Did I marry him for his 9 ” penis? You decide. LOL
@LRAD lovin the new avi!
LRAD….regarding manips with the penis tucks at your party….I suggest you do it using all of the BRIT pack and Rob. HEHEHEHHEHEHH God I’m so bad. Sam, forgive me, but I know not what I do around these girls. TUCK BRIT PACK for the WIN! LOL
God, I am never leaving this place……LOL
LRAD:
I can’t imagine anyone here freaking!
DISH THOSE PICS WOMAN !!!
X
C’mon you durty, pervy, h00r….you know what we want
I can’t even begin to tell you how much I want to see that pic with the Brit pack manips… It would be the most wrong thing ever but I still want it.
Ditto on wanting the Brit Pack manips!
Try to say Brit Pack Mangina Manip five times fast… wait make sure you’re alone first!
LRAD!!! Please make it so! And make it BIG!!! Sounds like a great party…
I.AM.ON.IT.!!! LOL!! I WILL get those pics!! Hehehe!! This is going to be the BEST MANIP EVA!!
OMG….LRAD..You are a GOD….
I got pervy old lady goose bumps…
@gina…thanks honey!!!
Hey…I tagged you on YT!! Are you going to make a tagged viddy?? 
TC…I LOVE a challenge baby, so I’m all for it!! ;
OMG . . . trying really hard to stifle my snorts and snickers. It’s 1:30 am and everyone is in bed where I should be. But, I’m pervin’ with you girls. You guys kill me.
Going on record to say that Johnny Flynn is my fav of all of Rob’s buds. He’s the one near the middle of the pack with blonde hair, grayish shirt and black jacket. My pervy-est dream involves a Rob/Johnny sandwich. If you haven’t checked him out by now, you must. Trust.
Ladies…the tuck directions killed me. There has got to be a less complicated way to accomplish that, or else the hubs is never gonna go for it.(I might have watched that scene in LA more than once) Honestly, the nuts can be pushed back up there? And they will come back out? There must be something wrong with me for wanting to actually witness that. And all I can do is shudder @ the stripper-pole gif…the look on Rob’s face at the end of that? Jeez…someone dig that vision out of my skull with a shovel. And I may as well go all the way here and admit that if I saw Rob’s jizzed manties standing up in a corner I’d steal those bitches & frame them. <3's Ladies!
OMG!!! Edward Cullen FOREVER!! that’s why I even bought this shirt! I love this SHIRT!!! Vampires forever!!! I love Edward Cullen!!! show your luv too!!! check it out and it’s CHEAP!!! http://www.royalinkclothing.com/Only-Vampires-Can -Love-You-Forever-Tee-40Black41_p_133.html
HAHAHHAHHAHAH This may be the funniest post YET JAG. You are so fucking funny and creative.
October fest = beer. FUNNY reference. Yeah it does look like a funeral procession. All musicians think black is cool. I wear black most of the time too. LOL Although Marcus wears plaid sometimes-so does Bobby. Are they borrowing each others plaid shirts again? hehehhe
The tuck….when they said balls go up inside you I was like…..FUCKKKKKKKK. Is that where they go when the swimming pool is cold? Or if the 90 year old woman tries to hug Rob again? LOL
Oh the stripper pole picture. If SAM sees this, Rob will DEFINITELY SEE THIS POST. hahahhaha JAG JAG JAG…you are such a bad girl. Tryiing to lure 23 year old sex symbols to your site. Who’d a thunk? Yeah right….ALL OF US. hehe
I read the newest “TIMES NEW ROMAN” update. DAMN that story is fucking funny. The pantyhose fetish just caps it off and is just the funniest damned thing. Poor Edward…such a geek professor.
I actually have a fucking gig Monday night. who KNEW? They can’t get the room only on Mondays, so off I go into the freezing Florida night. SOMEBODY UP NORTH LEFT THE DOOR OPEN and it’s getting to Florida. Shut the fucking door LRAD….you are letting it all pass to the south. hehehehhehehhe
Speaking of LRAD….how are you feeling hon?
Well, back to sleep….woke up with TWO hot pussies (my cats you pervs) laying beside me trying to get warm. I am about burned up. Why is it they always turn their asses towards people. EWWWWWW
I’ll take Bobby and ROB and Marcus for the WIN. Come on over guys, I have plenty of beer and we’ll play FIND THE CONOLI over and over till we make lots of cream. EWWWWW LOL I now have grossed the entire room off. MY JOB IS DONE.
I’m doing OK debbo! I E-mailed you at 1:30 am last night! LOL! Yeah…you’re not supposed to tell me that it’s cold there too, because Peeler and I are coming to live with you where it’s (supposed to be) WARM!!! Hehehe! This is bullshit…it got down in the freaking TEENS here the other night! Why the f*ck do I live in Florida again? Oh yeah…because I HATE cold weather!!!
You know, Rob has BALLS OF STEEL to pose with the tuck in LITTLE ASHES. My god, to have that out there FOREVER and with the Dorothy Hamil wig too? LORD HAVE MERCY he’s brave. I would have stipulated NO in da contract: “NO MAN TUCKS”. LOL Brave brave man…
Regarding sexy Rob (in the red speedo)….on the pole….come here big boy….and give me a lap dance. HARDER…HARDER…..oh honey (to the left please) you rub so well RIGHT THERE…..here baby, here’s $20.00 bucks. Keep the change. Go and get yourself something pretty at the Salvation Army thrift store. Rob SQUEELS with joy!
He could get alot with a $20, you know. Girls you might want to go with him this time…..LOL
OH YEAH….Kristen is digging Rob on the POLE. She sits there and says: “NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE BABY”….(she uses a stripper pole in one of her films). LOL She wolf whistles and says, “shake your money maker baby and put some THRUSTS into it. NICE ASS BABY….come here..mama wants a squeeze.” LOL
Rob has the cutest man nipples (mipples). uh…..NOT GOING THERE. lol….
NAH….TOMSTU is just lagging behind the others so he won’t get caught taking a piss…..(also known as “draining the lizard)…..on a rock.
ROTFLMAO! Debbo, you are so hilarious!
How cute is THAT? God I love this man….all kidding aside….I really think he’s a special and amazing man….what a face. GAH
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Can’t I have just ONE LICK up his right JAW LINE? Please please please? They threw the mold away with this man. Nobody will ever touch his handsome-ness. I want a statue made of that face. sigh
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He looks like a game show host in the first picture. God, I love his smile…
The second one, too much for me…
Those pics just died me!
JAG—great post—Rob on a pole made my day—but while you & the ladies tuck with Rob, please allow me to use your blog to untuck:
understand that some wonder why i posted about my Kati-Bird (ex-whore, junkie, pole-dancer, jailbird) who understands & shares my Robsession—Angels, there are 80 million germans & only one (!) knows i Robsess—
Insider FYI: Kati turned 27 on the Feast of St. Barbara (12/4) whereas i celebrated 73 on the Feast of St. Stephen (12/26)—with friends & family we celebrated both birthdays together—so you see, ladies, am not just a cougar but a silver-white tigress—<3
since poetry is 2nd nature i leave you with the following quote & wish you all well:
Yon rising Moon that looks for us again—
How oft hereafter will she wax and wane;
How oft hereafter rising look for us
Through this same Garden—and for one in vain!
Anf when like her, oh [Angels], you shall pass
Among the Guests Star-scatter'd on the Grass,
And in your joyous errand reach the spot
Where I made One—turn down an empty Glass!
expat
Nice poem expatz! Happy belated birthday. Silve-white tigress, like the ones they have in Las Vegas, love it.
I love you expatzgeil!!! A belated birthday present *Rob whispers our favourite car translated into female anatomy in your ear* How was that??
@expat – eloquent as always, but probably misunderstood…
Angels, can you not see the meaning embedded in this poem? I urge you to reread. To my ear, these lines read very much like an adieu. Since the Bard is always whispering in my ear, I can’t help hearing Mercutio – “Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find a grave man.” Translation in this case: I’ll post no more – so seek me no more. I’ve turned my glass over. I’m — in a word — “done.”
Expat, please tell me that my English Degree isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on and that I’ve completely misunderstood these two quatrains.
gg
gg, I thought she meant farewell just for today. expatz, don’t you dare leave us! That’s what so great about RAoR, we’re all from different ages, walks of life, nationalities, colors, etc, all with one goal in mind, to admire the pretty. There’s something for everyone. From poetry, to prose, to perving. We got it all here baby. It wouldn’t be the same without you, expat. I hope you meant you turned your glass over for today not forever.
@scilla – I hope your interpretation is right…
Wait what? You’re leaving us? No, wait, why? Please don’t go, seriously. We need a silver tigress to keep the cougar population in check
Please reconsider. <3s JAG
expat – if gg’s interpretation of your lovely poem is on target (and I bet that it is because she rocks like that) I can only say NOOOOO! Don’t leave us! If there’s something any of us can help you with, just say the word. I would be *honored* to have your talent and passion at 73 – your mojo is amazing!!
If there’s one thing I’ve learned since becoming a member of this community, is that’s it’s all about the love – we are here to support one another. <3
Hang in there, bb – there's a silver lining to every cloud!
expatz…please, please, please don’t leave. I have seriously grown to absolutely adore you and your comments! And it would break my heart to no longer have you perving with us. Please reconsider my friend….I <3 you alot!
Wow…it almost frightens me how much I have grown to care about you ladies. Would I sound like a total nutjob if I told you all that the thought of saying goodbye to you girls made me cry? <3
LRAD – Not a nutjob at all. I totes feel the same way. xoxo
*staring stony faced at the screen* WHY?? expatzgeil, don’t go! Please?
LRAD and Dee, I know, I really, really care. <3s to you guys!
WTF expatzgeil?!?!!!!…… No… Noooooooo….
Don’t go expat!! I may not be on here as much as some of the other lovely ladies are but I always read your posts. It just wouldn’t be the same without you, please don’t go!! <33
Happy belated B’day, Expat! And on a personal note, I’m glad to know that I’m not the oldest Pattinslut here. See, we come in all ages and sizes, I’m sure!
Don’t leave us, you wonderful lady! Come back and play!
I know pole- dancing Rob has already been addressed (see above) but @ JAG- I have to say you might have ruined nearly a year of Robsession for me. I don’t know if I can look at him without getting the giggles/ feeling squicky EVER AGAIN.
Let’s just pray the feeling passes. Light a candle for me girls.
It’ll pass. That’s why the sneeze is my fave pic. Reminds me that I can see pictures like THAT and still think he’s hot..
Quick scroll back up and look at FratBoy Rob, he’s hawt!
Hehehe!! The pole dancing Rob gives me the heeby jeebies too! I quickly scroll past it wherever I see it! LOL!!
I love 3 way posts – very entertaining.
Manbangs – ha!
Rob’s undies standing in a corner – LOL
And speaking of Rob’s undies…. I hate those thongs that male strippers wear – Rob would never wear that or even bikini undies for men (mikinis?) – he’s got to be boxers or boxer briefs only – I stopped dating a guy once when he took his pants off and he had on mikinis. Nope nope nope Rob would never do that me.
I do wonder what the heck they were doing meandering around – I’m surprised no one has come forth saying where that is exactly – come on Brits! Fess up! I think it’s nice they could take a walk though – Rob always says he can’t do that anymore.
YUCK banana hammocks!
Hello PattinAngels, you h00rs! JAG I have laughed so hard after reading this post – completely f*cking hilarious!!! OMFG, how to tuck your penis???!!! shorts standing in the corner??!!! And that creepy gif of Rob the stripper! Jesus H. Christ on a Rock, we’re definitely all going to Hell in a Handbasket full of towels.
RL and my birthday yesterday kept me away from RAoR but I’m trying to catch up… so many hilarious comments!! God I love you H00rs!!
For your viewing pleasure sweet smexy ladies, here are a few from Robvember in Paris…
WARNING!!!!
Rob is so sexyHAWT in this pic, you may fall off your chair, seriously.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4265903162/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4265902850/sizes/l/in/photostream/
Happy Birthday MelbieToast! Thanks for all the pretty pics
Happy Birthday melbie! How come we get the presents? GAH! Just stunning.
Oh sweet Haystack and luvpattz, thank you! I had a great birthday
OH WOW, Happy Birthday MelbieToast. I hope you had fun and raised the roof on the place. I hope you had Rob dreams and he kissed you happy birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELBIE !!!
Hope you had a lovely day – you deserve it.
I WISH I could send you Rob or your Robward of choice to do your bidding…..
XXX
Happy Birthday Melbie! This is such a great Monday morning! Thanks so much for the presents but I have nothing to give you *hangs head* Hope you had a great day!
Thank you so much debbo and Sue! I am going to have that Rob dream tonight!!!
Happy B-day Melbie!!! It’s your day, but you give us the best gifts with your pics. MWAH! xo
*RM waving from the floor of her Robden after falling off her chair*…..
B&W Rob is sooo sexy!! I thought you were missing yesterday Melbs. Hope you had a great Bday and that you didn’t do anything that the rest of us wouldn’t ….which is probably not much. Cause we are all a bunch of h00rs.
Happy Belated Birthday!
Happy Birthday Melbie!!!
*running and tackling Melbie* THANK YOU!! You got my add out of my fetal position mumbling about Rob on a stripper pole and the tuck (ok, I was still giggling too)! You have cleansed my palette, so to say, and washed my brain of disturbing images! LOL! Now, I can resume the pervin.’
Plus, Happy, Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birffday Melb!
As much as I lurv having you and your fuckawesome pics around here everyday.. You deserve a break for your RL BDay shizz! (((hugs)))
Happy Belated Birthday! I hope it was great for you!
Happy Belated Birthday! I can only imagine what your wish would of been when you blew out your candles!!! I know what mine will be
Thanks for the sexy hawt pics of HHH!!!!!
LUV YOU HARD FOR THOSE!!!!
Fall off my chair? Fuck those pics made me slide right off my chair and across the floor! OMG I love those blonde whiskers around his mouth, I just want to lick and nibble them!
Thanks for those melbie, and happy belated B.day! I hope you had a good one! =)
Melbie, happy belated birthday! I get along great with Capricorns. Thanks for all the pretty you provide for us. Big b-day smooch, Scilla
Melbie, F*CK me hard…I just got out of the car after a 4 hour drive back to hell (WORK!) WWWWWWWWWWWaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Cougar teased me all the way here…no internet access in the car…no RAoR…no Rob…well hello…first thing I did was get online and here I find out it is my BELOVEDs BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY….GOD I AM SO F*CKIN GLAD YOU WERE BORN….RIGHT BEHIND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL F*CKIN THING ON EARTH (ROB)…I am so glad the Universe popped your ass out!!!!
I <3 you and your amazing skilzzzzzzzzzzzzzz so much….you make my day EVERYDAY better………SENDING MAD COUGAR LUV to you!!!!!!!!
Oh my sweet dear Angels, I don’t know what I’d do without you! Don’t ever worry about not giving ME gifts on my B-Day, you all give me stupendous hilarious gifts EVERY day on RAoR (especially you JAG), by causing me to laugh my rather copious add off with glee. The joy you (via Rob perving) give me is priceless!
TC1, thank you my beloved fellow cougar! scilla, smooches back to you! Spunk, I love those whiskers too
asiki, you know damn well what I wished! shell, so glad I got your mind off the creepy stripper poll and tucked in Rob; and if I missed anyone else, thank you all, I love you HARD!
Happy belated birthday Melbie! Hope you had a wonderful day and that you were spoiled rotten. {smooches} <3
Happy Belated Birthday Melbie!! <3 you lots bb!!
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no one posted you this yet? then let me!
Happy Birthday Melbie!
p.s. I in no way own, nor did I create the above.
[and may I say, there are some mighty fine Jackson moments in that film!]
Ooohhh… mist your birthday MelbieToast!!!!! Hope you had a wonderful day!
XXX
Oh dash it!! ”Mist’ is a Dutch word…….. and I meant ‘missed’ of course…..
I’m a lovesick crackhead tonight…….
BECAUSE I SAW A FREAKIN RERUN OF THE LATE SHOW WITH……. MR. PATTINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wasn’t prepared at all…… I’ve seen reruns of the episodes with Penelope, Kate H. and Robin W. a zillion times….. and thought: yeah right…. they’re never going to air the Pattinson episode again…. because THAT’S the only episode I wanna see…….
So tonight I was switching the channels…… and watched The late Show for a couple of seconds…… and suddenly heard: “Tooooooooonight on the Late Show…… Stoooooopid Human Things-Whatever aaaaaaand Robert Pattinsoooooon!!!!!!!”
I fell on the ground immediately, right in front of the TV, quickly stood up again, dimmed all the lights, turned up the volume (f*ck the neighbours) and sat down again, my nose glued to the tellie…….. I was the luckiest girl in the world….. sigh…
Happy Belated Birthday Melbie!!
Happy Birthday, dear Melbie…thanks, as always, for your fab RobPics….hawt, hawt, hawt!!!
Oh more birthday greetings from PattinAngels, I’m beside myself on the floor with happiness at your sweet kindness!!
Thank you Sus, vancitylili, RCC! And hidingfromsomeone, I adore you! I love that Birthday vid you sent!!! Especially Mr. Pattinson wishing me a happy birthday! GUSH! And Vana, thank you sweetie, and I’m so glad you got to watch Rob on the Late Show!!
And LRAD, you gave me Rob with his dick in a box!
ROFLMAO!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4265153755/sizes/l/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4265154971/sizes/o/
Mmmm, yummy!
Happy Birthday Melbie! Here’s the card I give to PattinAngelz… it’s starting to get a little frayed and when Nora returned it it was all sticky…
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Oh that is hilarious deb! Happy Birthday Bad Kitty! LMAO!! Thank you!
WARNING!!!
Scruffy HAWT Alert!
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4265156397/sizes/l/
He is so amazing with that stare…
Happy Birthday sweetie!!
Okay, now I have drool running down my chin!
Happy Belated B’day Melbie!! Thanks for these f*ckhawt pictures!! RL is kicking my ass right now and you have brought a smile to my face. Thanks!!
Thank you katie and binky!!
Oh good gawd…..that 1st one makes me dizzy! So gorgeous!!
OMFG JAG, this three way is hilarious. The stripper pole Rob, ewww, creepy, but I spewed coffee on my keyboard laughing! The tuck directions, LMFAO!!! ewwwww again.
Ahhhhhh, thanks JAG, I love a good Monday morning 3 way with Rob. What a way to start the week. once again, though, hard to be a SAP when the tab on your window says 3 way with Robert Patt…. I’m just sayin – LMAO
LMAO, I’m gonna have to come-up with a different name to keep this on the DL…
a trifecta with RPattz?
An Rpattz triangle
Three Bitches & a Hottie
heehee
Three Bitches & a Hottie…..LMFO!!
ROFLMAO!!! Can I have a Trifecta with RPattz for the WIN!!!!
Triple H Triple Talk…
The Three Degrees talking ‘Dirty Young Man’
OMG!!! Three Bitches & a Hottie. I love it!
WARNING!
*THUD*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4265202927/sizes/l/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4265950298/sizes/l/
WARNING!
F*ck Me Stare Alert!
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Thanks for these MelbieToast. Your Rob pics tweaked are always a great gift to us. I love the fuck me stares the best. Never enough of DAT!!!!!!!!! Thanks. Going to sleep now….have fun ladies.
*whistling* IOW pics — What IOW pics?
Hands firmly stuffed over ears, chanting “la la la la la la la”
Okay, focus on breathing………stare at Melbie’s fuck hot pics for a looooong time.
See? It’s all better now………..Jesus that man is pretty.
X
Happy Belated Melbie ~ Your pics make everyday happy for me. What a way to start the day with the f*ck me stare! I’ll be sliding and gliding off to the gym now!
Happy B-Day Melbie! Thanks for all the Hard work you do to keep us PattinhOOr’s happy!
@Romanysue-*wink and fist bump* LOL!!
Oh God Melbie, your pics are so FuckHawt!
Thank you so much dear PattinAngels! Love you all!
I know you’ve all seen this pic before, but I just have to make a comment here… seriously…
Long Tall Rob
Long lean body
Long sexy torso
Long arms
Big and long feet
Big (but elegant) hands
Long strong fingers
Long eyelashes
Long long legs
and
Long long tongue
What else do you think is big and long about Rob’s body??
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4265943930/sizes/o/
Well, I just can’t think, hmm — I’ll tell you what, I’ll take one for the team, check him out, thoroughly, and report back…….at some random point in the future…….maybe……if I survive.
Well, at least I’d die a happy woman.
That tongue, those fingers…..oh the things they could do…….
X
Oh, the wonders that tongue could do…..*DED*
Long…..big……strong…..what was I going to say???? I WILL learn how to photoshop and I WILL photoshop my face into that pic!!
OMG that tongue….good christ its loooonnnggg(whatshesaid)!
That massive grin shes sporting is adorable…i just love her!
But that said i am furiously jealous!
Yeah big and long does seem to be a running theme with our robbie sooo… heh heh heh!
Oh god tucking anything like that should be illegal…not to mention difficult from the looks of things…i will immediately perform a citizens arrest and strip search…no need to thank me im all about the law!!!
*Thud* Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! *legs spread wide*
Is it me or does anyone else just HATE that girl??? *coughIwishitwasmecough*
I mean really, does she have to be so damn cute?
shell:
I almost pissed my pants laughing at your comment!!!
*legs spread wide* Fucking hilarious !!!
Especially with your avi, the visual that conjurs up…..
X
It doesn’t really matter what else is long, with that tongue and those fingers, he would definitely get the job done regardless of anything else!
@Romanysue-Rob can put the Wizard in my Oz any day!!
@spunkransomlover, seriously, it’s kismet with you and me today. Maybe we were separated at birth, ’cause that’s exactly what I was thinking. A long, shlong is awesome, but if not, as long as the tongue and fingers are, it’s all good.
shell, you totes crack me up! “*spreads legs wide*” ROFLMFAO!!!
I agree scilla and spunk, with his long tongue and fingers, Rob would have no problem pleasing any PattinH00r into spasms of joy.
But thinking of the JapanPeen pic TC1 so generously graced us with (thank you dear soulmate), I’d garner that Rob would have absolutely no problem in satisfying us H00rs in other ways resulting in very long long spasms of joy *cough cough–gasp gasp* with his long physical attributes. justsayin
Happy Birthday, Melbie!!! You give us so many gifts, what to give the girl who has everything? How about a f**ktastic smile, all crinkly eyes and everything? It’s one of my current faves. Mwah!
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Melbie…YOUR welcome DEAR SOULMATE-Believe me,…like my dad used to say that PEEN pic has hurt me more than it ever hurt you! LOL…
NO SHIT…I think sometimes that’s why the FF gets to me so HARD (thatswhatshesaid)….TWATWARD….check….BRITWARD….check…..DOMWARD……check….all now are ROB…not Edward…
F*CK, every story I read about long fingers, long tongues, long penises…now I go yep…ROB has all of those…so…now it is getting WORSE if that is possible…shit…
Oh My Robbie, thanks so much, I love that crinkley eyes f*cktastic smile Rob has in that photo… god I love this man, his big smiles are soooooo wonderful to view…
I hear you TC1 soulmate, fanfic has warped my brain when it comes to imagining the real Rob… LOL! I love Britward, Domward, Tattward, Mafiaward, (okay, who is “twatward”?) – and of course, Robward! But we do have the pictorial evidence that just about all Rob’s physical attributes are LONG… soooooooo…… *THUD*
Yes, the Tuck. That’s exactly what I wanted to wake up to this morning
Slightly disturbed now, but the funny makes up for it!