So with the year winding down, it’s appropriate that we’ve been pervin’ over talkin’ about all our fave Rob shizz for the year. Today, it’s all about the Rob moments that stand out in my mind from my past *gulp* 10 months of obsession devotion. This was a hard one (that’s what she said).
From Rob in Japan, to Rob in Robcouver, to Rob at award shows…what to pick, what to lick!
Robscars
Robscars are special to me because I spent the evening online laughing my f*cking ass add off with the OGs at Letters to Rob. We squeeed like crazy fan-girls whenever he appeared on camera…remember we were in a drought back then. *sigh*
Best 18 seconds EVER!
Freeballin Robscar!
more jizzygood Rob moments after the lickity lick…
DrunkRob at the MTV Awards
I loved Rob at this craptastic whore-out event. He kind of said f*ck it, I’m gonna drink and have a little fun. DrunkRob is always a WIN in my bed books.
The MTV Video
and the Audios…*sniggle*
and the SECRET audio from the VMAs
Cannes Rob
What can I say about Cannes, without Cannes there could be no craptastic Old Navy Dad shirt, no inglorious basterd and no drunk Rob packin the peen. *le sigh* Rob in France is uber f*ckhawt!
Doin' it doggy style!
O.o
Shirtless Rob DAY!
Really Rob shirtless, ’nuff said!
There
are
no
WORDS!
The Tale of the NEW Stoli
When Rob acknowledged the receipt of Jen’s Stoli sent with love, this became an epic Rob moment for 2009! The beginning, the journey, the confirmation & the endless hilarity that has ensued during Stoli Watch 2009! <3s to Jen for these good-times!
The tweet heard round the RobWorld!
The crazy manips begin!
I can never see this scene without picturing this LOL
There were so many great Rob moments it was hard to pick…the Premier, the Remember Me summer *sigh* What were your fave moments & what will you remember the mostt?
I consider ALL ROB BONERS as favorite “Rob Pattinson moments of 2009″. hehehhehhehe
I would have to agree with that!
Speaking of Rob Boners there seems to be one in that top pic!!!! Oh My!!!
I’m with you, Debbo. Is it true that there will be full-frontalRob in “Bel Ami?” GAH!!!
Sus…GOD I HOPE SO…..but I’d settle for a lovely bun shot as he’s thrusting into a lady reaming with mad, devious sexual tension. OH GOD SHUT UP DEBBO!
I am gone…..
OMFG debbo, it’s too early in the morning here to be visualizing his yummy ass muscles flexing as he’s thrusting wildly…..Ok I think I’m gonna need a shower!
oh, and you totally know his ass cheeks would dimple when he tenses them as he thrusts… mflumphgrmmmm…. DED
LOL don’t expect any full frontal nudity in Bel Ami. I would like some butt cleavage and happy trail
SHIRTLESS !!!
IT JUST HAS TO BE SHIRTLESS
*THUD* SIGH*
Especially the way she posted it! Love the “there…are…no…WORDS!” That was definitely fun to scroll down!
Also, I just have to put this on here because I think you ladies will appreciate it (provided you know what a Snuggie is…)
I thought it was hilarious so enjoy: http://thesnuggiesutra.com/2009/10/the-papoose/
oh I forgot to mention…this is #10 scroll through the others Heh.
OMG !
I want one!
So Funny!
Also:
Has anyone the link to wallbanger please?
Lost it, can’t get it again ( or the link) tee hee
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5072648/1/
RobCatUK, here’s the link to Edward Wallbanger, which was just updated today! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5072648/13/
Yay! Wallbanger! Finally! Gotta go read. Catch ya later ladies…
Thanks Nora and LFP,
I can always rely on The Ladies here to help me out!
JAG, Why do I think that Shirtless Rob is also your Fav ?
Could it be the fact that you have 4 Piks of this event is a *DED* giveaway?
RCUK, definitely shirtless! I’ve had to wipe the drool off of my keyboard, after looking at each pic!
Ce Ce, that was hilarious!
The Wallbanger update was soo good! Can’t wait for the next one!
OH I forgot to mention…my top 5 are not in any particular order. I just couldn’t do it. LOL I lurve them all.
LOOK at Rob’s BACK where he goes to hold Kristen in that NM shirtless scene. I wish there were more BACK SHOTS of him shirtless. I’ve only seen 3. His back was SO RIPPED. Broad and mmm mmm mmm mmmm mmmmm.
and do you see that AssCandy?!?!!?
I agree debbo — luscious!
I know right, I can hardly wait for the DVD so I can watch it in sloooooow motion, multiple times….*pants*
Oh yeah baby!!!
HOLY F*CK! I actually scrolled back up when I read your comment so I could look at HHH’s back and my jaw dropped.. Sweet Jeebus!
I’ve always had a thing for a nice strong back… more than the ass or abs or thighs or whatever. There’s something about the arm muscles from behind (coughthatswhatshesaidcough), powerful shoulders, the dimples just above the waistband, the long… long… dent of the spine… mmm. nice.
Oooh yeah, I love his back! I want to run my fingers along his spine, down to his yummy ass where I’d squeeze it while he’s thrusting…..THUD!
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I remember where I was on all of these Rob moments. And like debbo said, all the “Rob boners” gave ME Rob boners. I need the hobo now. ‘cuse me.
My faves:
http://i46.tinypic.com/2njyge9.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/2r3ldn9.jpg
Now, where’d I put that damn Hobo?
Wow!! He’s “big” in Japan…
I’m never unhappy about an Alphaville reference… *snicker*
Nora, You nailed (that’s what SHE said)….the two best Rob boners captured on film for 2009. And the winner for best boner picture goes to…….”JAPAN ROB”. Applause……LOL
From the bottom of my heart Rob, I’d like to say “arrogato” for not wearing any drawers in Japan!!!
Oh yeah, definitely the Japan pic! Gawd, he had to have known what that would do to the female population of the world!
Yay!!! I’m finally back online after the sheer joy (or whatever…) that was Christmas.
Okay, diving right in….JAPAN – JAPAN – JAPAN – thats the money shot! I lurve that pic and may or may not look at that every day.
X
OK…ladies…I was so INSANE over JAPAN Rob….I went to Getty Images…who owned the ORIGINAL to make sure it was NOT mannipped….I paid $49.00 of my good hard earned cash for the rights for that picture and “anal”ized it at length…
it is REAL baby…and it was worth every penny….
I need ROBHAB, but don’t want it………….
I may be new around here…but I got it bad, don’t I ladies????
TC…. Ummm… does that mean you have that picture in HQ? *faints at the possibility*
Nora,
Umm….yes…pimp daddy TC cab deal some HQ JAPAN Peen….OMG….I am so virginal, should have shared right up front….it’s on my laptop…will get tomorrow AM….
Really…is there ever a Robment that is NOT at the top of my list? Unlikely.
That stated – two of my very favorites are the Robscars…as if I didn’t love the Academy Awards enough as it is – when Rob was there, it was like the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.
And, the half-nekkid shirtless Rob in Italy was absolutely memorable because the New Moon clip of that scene that was bootlegged from CC hit the interwebs on my b-day back in July and seeing the Robpecs in action that day nearly made me cry tears of Happy-Birthday-To-Me-Joy.
I do love each and every one of them, though…and the Remember Me summer was instrumental in inspiring me to write my first fanfic, so props for that! Good times, all.
~DD
what’s the name of your fanfic?? it needs to be added to the list, if it not already added lol.
HAHAHA – “the dawning of the Age of Aquarius”…
@Jenn… butting in… it’s called The Effect of Fondness… and it’s really good! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5378941/1/
Thanks Nora. It wasn’t on the list but it is now!
No problemo…
Thanks for the shout-out, Nora!!
Actually, my very first fic was a one-shot that I wrote – it’s a Robsten one so it’s not everyone’s cup o’ tea since it’s an RPF. But, anyway, seeing Rob filming RM made me think about the last time he saw Kristen which was at the MTV movie awards, and I absolutely *loved* the sexual tension during the not-kiss acceptance for the Best Kiss award. Best. Acceptance. Ever. Hands. Down.
So…I was inspired to write a one-shot about the movie awards – how they decided on the idea for the acceptance, and of course, what happened after…Good times!
It’s called “More” and it’s over on Twilighted if anyone’s interested.
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7772
It’s just too hard to choose one (thatswhatshesaid),and speaking of “hard” I’d probably have to agree with Debbo, “all Rob-boners”are the best of 2009. We have proof of them at The Oscars, Cannes, and sort of on Shirtless RobDay(we do know he was free-ballin it that day). Nothing we could see from MTV Awards,and of course The StoliShirt watch was pic-less.
So thank you JAG for bringing us the Best of Pattinson 2009 Moments. It helps us to look back and be reminded of the sexy,hot Rob-Goodness that we so enjoy together. Here’s looking forward to all the upcoming 2010 Rob Moments that we’ll all enjoy!!!!
So in case I don’t get back on here in the next few days, I want to wish JAG and all The PattinSluts a very Happy and Healthy New Year ahead! Here’s to another great year of Rob perving!!! Love you all.
Happy New Year to you too Lynda!<3
<3s Happy New Year!
No way, uh uh…not touching this one with a ten foot pole. I’m with DD^. Each Robment was fantastic. This man always looks great and is a f*ckhawt ladybit pleaser. He said “pussy” at CC for goodness sakes.That voice is like sex for your ears!!
Great post JAG. I love the whole lurkin’ back at the past year thing. It’s like living it ALL.OVER.AGAIN.<3
P/S-i hope RL gives some of our Angels a break today.love you ladies
I love it when he talks dirty
Me too, Nora. Me too!!!
“Sex for the ears”. Oh yeah, a likeminded woman like myself. AUDIO ROB RULES! Headphones ladies..HEADPHONES!
I agree Nora….that No Good TV interview during the NM press tour was…..HAWT!!!
RL will never give me a break, RM. Don’t you know, their is no rest for the wicked! And I am truly wicked thanks to Rob’s hawt ass!!! LOL!!! I won’t get into the symatics of my personal drama here but I will say that during a heated argument His Holy Hotness was mentioned in not so friendly terms! As perhaps maybe Rob is part of the problem. I asserted that Rob is the only thing that has kept me sane and happy for the last six months and if not for him and all you lovely ladies I might be truly depressed and lack the will to keep going. That being said, I knew when HHH was disparaged that it was really over.
I’m getting a break from RL today, I don’t have to go to work, I don’t have much housework, and I’m planning on ordering pizza for dinner, so I’m free to perv today to my hearts content!
@SRL – pizza for the WIN!!!
Love you too RM! RL has been giving me a beating today…
Oh God. I can see that this entire week is going to be one long rerun of Sophie’s Fucking Choice! What can I pick? I remember the Oscars, but I had only seen the movie a week or two before that and the frenzy hadn’t set in completely. I hadn’t found the youtube videos yet!
I really liked him at the MTV Movie awards over the VMAs. The drunk Rob is always a win, but I really enjoyed seeing him laughing in the audience rather than when he was hidden away all night.
Oh, and Cannes Rob. Sigh. He CANNES DO ME any time he wants, Dad shirt and all! Yum.
I think I will always remember Shirtless Rob day. I was glued to the computer. I don’t care what he normally looks like and what may or may not have been airbrushed here… bb looked fucking WIN that day, death make up and everything included. I just wanted to… just… GAH!!!
Yeah, I vote Shirtless Rob day!
Now, side note: time for more self pimpage. I mentioned my oneshot on Sunday, and some of you ladies were lovely enough to stop by and check it out & leave some comments. Thank you so much!
I just wanted to leave a link to the banner I just made for it tonight. I thought it came out kinda sexy for a quick little oneshot banner.
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc268/manna76/Naughty%20Rob/Foreverbannersepia.jpg
Very purdy…
foof – I LOVE your banner! It’s perfect for your story! How the heck do you make banners so easily? You ladies are all so talented…I feel like I live under a rock when it comes to photoshop and stuff – I have absolutely no frickin’ clue.
So – that said – if ANY of the lovely PattinAngels have read my story “The Effect of Fondness” and feel so inclined, whip me up a little somethin’ somethin’ and I’ll be indebted to you forevah. kaythanksbye
LOL
That’s hot!
Love that banner foof, so HOT!
Very freakin’ nice!!!!
fav Rob moment missing IMO is Robvember…geezus! That was a whirlwind of Robgoodness. I’m STILL not caught up.
ITA!! I missed pretty much all of the 2009 highlights when they were happening (Rob hadn’t rocked my world yet-tee hee). So Robvember was Epic for me-I was a droolin’, sqeeing mess that whole stinkin’ month! Looking forward to 2010 to experience everything first hand!
I loved Robvember but it was almost overwhelming…not a complaint though.
I loved Robvember way too much – I ended up all stressed and overcum as I struggled to keep up with everything! X
I like any moment captured that shows Rob’s manties or his demin covered package!! YUM!! Can’t wait to see him ‘get it on’ in Remember Me.
so many moments! I have tried to rank them for me:
#1 – Shirtless day (half naked Rob? YES, plz)
#2 – Cannes (so many good pics of him sucking [thud] in his jaws creating more jawporn pics)
#3 – MTV (imagining drunk Rob all over me saying “you and only you”—–this may have to become my new IM alert instead of “dawn”)
#4 – Stoli watch (I was so proud for you ladies!)
#5 – Robscars (total fangirl moments in chatrooms with Tiff)
but honestly, I will take him ANY way I can get him!!!
I almost called in ‘sick’ on Shirtless Rob day… just sayin’!
Yeah, Nora….I think I spent the whole night on the computer, drooling and staring at each pic, over and over!
Me too ladies! BTW Nora, have you made your subliminal Rob message tape yet? Wouldn’t it be cool if it actually worked?!
I was working nights at the time… so I woke up to Shirtless Rob. It was VERY difficult to go in that day, let me tell you!
@Scilla… LOL! I need to get on that, don’t I?
I do remember that day was AMAZING. We were all sitting waiting for more updates picture wise….and they kept COMING (that’s what SHE said)…and the twitter was burning hot and the e-mail flying and the RAoR roaring and it was so much fun! Like ROB XMAS. Great day. So was the day they filmed in central park and the first day of shooting Remember Me where he had the plaid shirt on and looked so beautiful. AMAZING ROB DAYS. We got SO SPOILED during Remember Me’s filming…..pictures every fucking day. We miss those days now..don’t we? I know he doesn’t though…but oh man we got some amazing pictures…to be treasured in Rob land forever. SIGH.
LMFAO, I totally couldn’t concentrate at work that day! I just kept imagining his FuckHawt pecs and abs in my mind and I was afraid that if my manager asked me something, I would respond by saying something along the lines of “yummy happytrail!”
I’m with RM…All of it is fantastic, can’t choose. And I have to admit I listen to the audio bit of him saying “pussy” at least once a day. Or 5, or maybe 20x in a row….I do hold a special place in my heart for DrunkRob @ the MTV awards. I love the look he get’s on his face after he say’s his intro. Kinda like he’s looking at the prompter to make sure he said his shit right…so adorkable. I am seriously jizzing over the manfur he’s sporting right now. Oh how fucking fabulous that would feel rubbing in all the right places….*running for Hobo and something in the house that resembles the manfur*
<3 you JAG! This has been an awesome week in review!
Gotta love the manfur!
The audio bites are a whole other post “sex toyz”
Very hard to choose, but Shirtless Rob was the biggest *GAH* moment for me. I’d say the other “shocking” moment was the pics of Robsten holding hands going to the plane. Those blew a lot of peeps away, including me!
One of fav moments of 2009: the release and my midnite viewing of “New Moon!” And all the press conferences. SmileyRob reappeared, and he was very well spoken, funny and talking!
Happy 2010, Pattinslut/Angels….I <3 you!!!!
Aren't we so lucky that we will get at least 2 Rob movies in 2010??? Can't wait.
<3 you back! Hope you have a great New Year doll! =)
Shirtless Rob day was epic.
Even now, months later, that’s about all I can say about it. My brain shuts down and all I can do is pant and shiver….
Me, too! Gah… just… gah!
Shirtless Rob pic #2 above (‘are’) is still one of my favorite pics ever…
ummm yeah….#2…I could ponder that happy trail ALL day….
God bless those gray pants!
We should give the wardrobe person a medal or something… doncha think?
She def deserves a “raise”…..
GAH! tots my favorite too. I was on the computer all day, got NOTHING done at work, and sent those pics to everyone I knew. It was the orgasm heard round the world when those pics came out!!! THUD!!!
And a “tip” LOL!
Shirtless with a cuff ’nuff said
Hey FluffyLiz, did you see Rob was photographed in Barnes with his sister? He was just walking around outside, totally visible to the naked eye. You gotta give it a try babe. Go get ‘em!
C’mon, Lizzie… take one for the team!
Yeah Liz, how big could it be? Barnes, I mean.
Arrgghhh!! You guys are killing me! I’ll see, ok? Can’t today as I have a friend visiting and need to try and clean up my stinking hovel – my Robsession, allied with my back problem, has meant I haven’t done any housework in about 3 months (and my cat sheds fur like you wouldn’t believe – my carpet used to be charcoal grey but now seems to be turning a shade of ginger and white!!) Will be driving my friend home tomorrow so, depending on the weather (snow forecast!) I may take a detour over to Barnes – BUT, I am not driving round all fucking day hoping to catch him on a fag & beer run!
You kill me, Liz… seriously. <3
Fluffyliz, I gave up carpeting for hard flooring for that very reason you talked about with the cat fur. It’s a lot easier to clean when it’s “tumbling tumble weeds of fur”….hahhahahahahha. Just sweep it up with a broom. A vacuum can never get the embedded cat fur in a carpet. ugh. I gave up. Two cats here. My babes.
OH YOU GOTTA go hang out in Barnes. Before he goes off to work filming again. NOW IS THE TIME. fuck cleaning, go look for Rob. GO FLUFFYLIZ GO!
Go go go!
JAG, I absolutely adore and love your selections for the best Rob moments – and ShirtlessRob is a WIN for me;
But I must say my favorite moments are shirtless Rob with a “Happy Trail”, and my all around fav in this category is:
WARNING!
Shirtless Rob Alert!
Manfur Alert!
Happy Trail Alert!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4161892109/sizes/o/in/set-72157622742906439/
Just look at Rob’s gorgeous f*ckhawt body!!! This pic just DIES ME DED.
I think I love you!!! ♥
I think I just jizzed
OH MY GOD MELBIE>….that should have been my very first ROB PICTURE viewed on my new widescreen, LED backlit puter. OH ROB ON A WiDESCREEN….debbo is licking horizontally all the way down the happy trail. YUMMY! OH ROBBY. Thanks melbie honey! ROOOF ROOOF MEOW MEOW…..purrrrrrrrrrrrrr. LOL BACK, DOwn, DOwn DOwn….woman…down!
I love the pic, but I think I would love it even more if his face was in it…
katiebird, Rob’s perfect beautiful face is in the pic, just scroll to the right
debbo, I knew you would love this pic on your new super-duper laptop!
I love you too torontotwicat
Thanks Melbie, I just saved on my zip drive. You know, for “future reference”.
Melbie—Rob flat on his back is already an epic WIN, but when he’s half naked with happy trail—gah!—btw the 2 Segal fotos you posted yesterday have the same effect + fuck eyes—<3
Oooohhhhh Melbie. I especially like how his fists are clenched and his leg is propped up so that we can get a better view. As heartbreaking as it was to watch Edward in this scene, I still couldn’t get enough of Rob writhing on the floor or having his arms held behind his back.Is it hot in here?????
melbie, you are my life now. GAH! THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*DED*
Holy Shit That’s all Just Holy Shit!! My tongue is twitching.
Can you even imagine all of the hours collectively that have
been spent jizzing over this extraordinary man. It’s unfathomable.
All of the time spent in dreamy, dirty girl land with him.
2010 yeah Bring it Robbie!!!!
Jesus H Christ – I can’t look at that pic close up for very long or I totally lose control … Rob is just so f*cking HAWT -… gAAAAWD look at his chest, his manfur, his naked belly, and holy shit, his happy trail!! I can’t handle this pic, it just drives me totally insane…
It definitely has to be CannesRob for me. I’d just finished the books two weeks or so before and had bought the books. Once I realized that Edward was being played by that beautiful boy (now a fuckhawt MAN) from my favourite Harry Potter movie, I had to have Twilight!
It was shortly thereafter that I discovered the various blogs and picked my faves. Around that time, Rob went to Cannes. I was just in the beginning of falling in lust with him and Cannes put me over the edge into complete Robsession.
Yeah…the Old Navy Dad shirt photos were the complete undoing of me and my hoo-haa…..I’ve been totally smitten ever since!!!
I mean, c’mon! Look at this face and the smirk!!!
http://www.twitpic.com/vp6zn
And I am just loving this “James Bond” picture of him!!
http://www.twitpic.com/vp9ze
Yeah….CannesRob is mine!!
Fuck Me!!! Rob on a boat!!! Durty thoughts creeping in
torontotwicat – I’m all over the James Bond 007 photo, too. He can shake OR stir me anytime, anyplace, anywhere. Holy hawt!!
“On the good ship, RobbyPop. It’s a sweet trip to his candy shop . . . “
“Rob, who we want to ‘do’…’Come’ aboard we’re expecting you…”
Pattinson, Robert Pattinson……*cue 007 music.
Ok nuther update on pictease for LYLS
Chap 17 was a really good one and they posted all of it!!! I <3 LolaShoes!!!!!
http://pictease.blogspot.com/?zx=ce2244a387aed27b
asiki…HOLY…wow. I love that pictease site. They are doing such a good job illustrating LYLS! LYLS was my first full-length fic and I can’t imagine a better story or a better author than Lola to have been “my first”.
So perfect!
I cry every time I read that chapter. The out take that she does in Carlisle’s POV is too amazing for words.
On a side note… this was going around Twitter earlier. It dies me.
http://twitpic.com/qpp8c
BEST.PIC.EVA. HOLY SHIT!!!!!! That is too f*cking beautiful Nora!!! I LOVE it…I think that’s my new fave Rob pic!!!! Thank you…you are a goddess!
<3
Yummy! Just what I needed before going to the sack *snicker* Peen!! *lick*
-I HEART THE GIDDY ROB PLUS PEEN PIC!
-The Sex stance dies me everytime
-NekkidRob FTW I’m just gona put this out here.. I want to take his pants off.. no make that rip them off.. with my teeth OH and leave the Cuff on of course.
I remember the Robscars soooo vividly because he had cut his hair a little bit before and when it came out that he was gona be there I just desperately wanted to know what his hair would look like.. (I enjoyed BuzzRob but I need the sex hair.) I squeeed and squirmed and squealed and even showed my mum the pictures of him there the next day. I loved it *sigh* What a trip down memory lane
Sex Stance….Oh, yeah, baby!! *puddle of goo*
And I agree: Giddy Rob + Peen = GLT (Guaranteed Lustful Thoughts)
Great post!
The 2nd of the Shirtless Rob pics I have as a screen saver on my phone – because a rather fabtastic person sent it to me with a little tweak …… In MY shirtless pic, he has my name tattooed across his chest!!!
It raises a few eyebrows from time to time, especially when I’m caught stroking the screen!
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm!
x
OH MAN, just read the latest chappie of “WALLBANGER”. Oh I love that guy. There’s nothing better than a horny guy that can make you laugh. He’s so damned hard to ignore, that’s for sure. I do believe we are close to a banging good time…..yes yes…..Here’s a wallbanger toast to TAHOE and a good hot tub fuck hopefully to come. Those two are so damned flirty cute. LOVE IT. What a nice surprise to see the chappie update of it. THANKS.
Been transferring files to new puter. argh. Got most of it, but not my iTunes and GIG MUSIC SEQUENCES ect and songs I’ve written ect. Have to be so careful not to fuck all that stuff up in the transfer. scarey shit. But all my ROB PICS are safely moved and so are my beloved FAN FIC bookmarks and ROB SITE bookmarks. YES! NOW I FEEL AT HOME ON IT.
LOVE New toyS.
Yes! A toast to Tahoe -glass clink- bang her in the tub Wallbanger!
Oh yes, I don’t know how Pink Nightie Girl and Wallbanger have not attacked each other yet….I love the UST and I absolutely adore their banter! So glad we got an update!
Oh yeah definitely lots of UST between Wallbanger and Pink Nightie Girl! Can’t wait to see what happens next!
Hey Debbo, I’m not reading Wallbanger or many stories lately ’cause I’m busy writing but if you’re looking for hot tub sex, it’s coming up in ch. 17 of my story. I don’t know if you’re still reading OTI or not, but just thought I’d give you a heads up, teehee.
I remember e-mailing my MOM that YouTube video of the 18 seconds of “Rob’s DAZZLE the crowd” look….and then called her on the phone and FORCED her poor Rob disliking ass to go out and really watch it. I hit play on mine as she did and she had to hear me go MMMMMMOOOANNNNNN LOOK AT THAT MOM…how does he do that? HE IS SO FUCKING EROTIC? PANTY MELTING. It gets to the end and she says: “SO>>>>>>????????”. I said, what the fuck do you mean by “SO?”. She didn’t get it. BLIND BLIND BLIND I tell you. That look could melt the panties off the queen of England and make ole Charles get turned on too. HOW DOES HE DO THAT and I’d still give anything to know what made him do it and I’d like to bitch slap NICK for flicking his DAZZLE SWITCH to off. Nick always cock blocks the dazzle. argh
Yeah, that Nick is a cockblocker extraordinaire. Damn him!
That suit he wore at CANNES where he’s being escorted/carried out of a party by that really nice body guard…..that’s probably my favorite suit on him all year besides the gorgeous suit he wore to the LA premiere of NM. The suit with the grey t-shirt was so sexy. He had such a happy drunk look on his face and the boner was a lovely touch.
You know, I’m not big on bow ties with tuxes. I loved the suit he wore to the LA Premier much more than the tux at the Robsars. That suit at the LA PREMIERE was fucking STUNNING and he was mind blowingly beautiful. The difference between this year and last year….gah. He’s always beautiful…ALWAYS, my god, they dressed him up so well for the big events this time around. ROB’S GOT DA CASH NOW….and then back to the ripped holy t-shirts after “da gig is over” baby……heineken for everybody!
JAG…that stoli manip on Rob where he’s underwater with bella in NM is PRICELESS. And the mantie stoli with the hoodie too…..those were FIRST CLASS and funny as shit. Too bad Rob never wore the stoli.
OH TO SEE ROB WHERE THE STOLI you girls sent him on NEW YEAR’S EVE somewhere. He would make you guys SO HAPPY IF HE GOT PHOTOGRAPHED WEARING THAT STOLI you all gave him. It’s so sad….he must have given it away. I still think Kristen used it as a jizz towel and it ended up under the bed somewhere in a hotel long ago left behind. SOB. I HOPE NOT. It’s probably jizz’d stuck together with the sexpender pants in a box somewhere waiting to be washed. LOL
er…that should have said: “OH TO SEE ROB *WEAR* the black stoli you guys sent him….to see him wear it somewhere on NEW YEAR’S EVE and get photographed in it would be a dream come true for us all…..
ROB PLEASE WEAR THE BLACK STOLI SHIRT ON NEW YEAR’S EVE IN THE UK!
Maybe a maid found the Stoli under the bed, and is keeping it for her own “personal” use!
Robscars is my fav bc he looks so sweet. Those 18 seconds – I always think he was talking to Kristen bc she was there but didn’t go on the red carpet.
The Tux – the scruff – how nervous he was and the montage re romance in films that he intro’d was awesome – he was in the montage about 3-4 times too. I have it DVR’d.
Cannes Rocked, Italy rocked too of course, gosh I remember those moments like I remember milestones in my personal life – wierd!
I know luvpattz – I remember the different Robments like they were my own personal achievements, too!! So bizarre, but I love it. I love knowing I will follow him and his career for a long time to come…it makes me happy
Deedreamer16,
Yep fan for life – think of all the movies and music yet to come – makes me happy too
*sigh* Have to agree with a number of the comments above saying that pretty much all Robments are total WIN (except horrid, intrusive pap pix). However, if I really had to choose, it would be a toss up between Shirtless Rob and the RM trailer. When I first saw those pix of Rob half naked I thought my heart was going to stop – literally! You know that saying about your heart skipping a beat? Well, fuck me, it seems it can actually happen! There were shedloads of fab Robments before and after, but when the RM trailer came out it it was all kinds of fantastic, especially the slamming of the girl against a wall and throwing her over his shoulder …. ooh, just thinking about it is making me all squirmy and damp in my secret little girl’s place!
JAG … holly hell … I’ll really need to think about my fav. Rob moments to boil it down to just a few. Back later with answers.
But in the meantime, wanted to share the latest amazing vid by PetitBiel.
Guess what it’s about?
A one-year summary.
YEAH BABY…..that’s amazing Biel. I just adore her work so much. Wasn’t that fabulous? And she gets all his charm and animated facial movements that bring me to my knees. I love his personality. He puts other men to shame in their stoic stillness…..I want a man with an emotional face like Rob’s. SO SEXY EXPRESSIVE. OH YEAH.
That’s RobCatCdn…for hooking us up. You stay up well.
I like the song too…..nice choice. You’ve ruined me now….isn’t that the truth?
I’ll never get over Rob.
Oh god…watching it again….every lip lick, every eyebrow raise, every gorgeous smile and embarassed cringe…I swear I rub my thighs together and moan. He’s just so damned cute and charming. He knows he’s doing it, he’s PLAYING and GOOFING on us and he laughs underneath all his little sex faces cause he knows what we want. God I love him for trying so hard to give it to us…(that’s what SHE SAID). His down time is his own..but when he’s “ON”….lookout..the man puts out …
I think that my favorite Biel video, is her “Miles Away” one. I think that it was just posted on LTR yesterday. It is so amazing, but her videos are the best!!!
This is such an amazing and beautiful video by Biel I am just totally speechless… her fantastic talent knows no bounds in showcasing Rob’s perfect personality, adorkable-ness, sexy hawt-ness, sweetness, humor,— GAHHH I just LOVE this video SO MUCH! Thank you Biel, Thank you Biel, Thank you Biel!!!! I couldn’t live without you!
RCC—thanks for bringing us PetitBiel’s great take on this last year with Rob–god knows, the BB has ruined me—<3
RCC – You rock for bringing this vid to our attention…Holy Crap!
Biel – if you’re out there today, THANK YOU for such a perfect, beautiful job doing a year in review. You’re so talented and the song choice is phenomenal. I have totally been ruined…there is no one but HHH when it comes to sexy. No one!
*has goosebumps all over*
That’s my girl!!!! I love Biel!!!! Nobody brings the hawtness quite like her!
Oh fuuuuck, that was HOT! Thanks for posting that RCC, Biel always makes such awesome videos!
In love all over again. Sigh
Weeping. . . Can’t handle it. GAAAAAHHHH!!!! That man should have a warning label plastered to his head.
doood… biel rocks my fucking socks!
Simply amazing…<3
Biel rocks it hard. Her videos make me fall in love with Rob all over again like it was the first time.
thanks, thanks, thanks, sooooo happy to know you like it!! I couldn’t live without you all either (even more if I have to suffer a f@#ng HARD hangover as today!!) Grizzlycious Rob pics are also pretty much comforting though… seriously, he couldn’t look better!!
@RCC I’m trying to reply your pm, huni, but yt is messing with me today. I can’t post thankful comments on my vid, nor on any channel, I can’t send pms, views are frost… pffffh!! I’m expecting the worse, but fingers crossed…
LORD HAVE MERCY that was a steaming sexy chappie of “LAID BARE”. Oh man, a guy with a constant hard on>> ? Lord….she better take a cool bath. LOL You gotta read “LAID BARE” if you haven’t. woof. Going to sleep….nice way to fall asleep…..wrapped in the arms of vampire Edward who fucked senseless. lord have mercy…fan fic is seriously addictive.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5541886/6/Laid_Bare
nite nite……debbo closes coffin lid. LOL Joking…
nite nite grizzly rob….
I hear you debbo, that last chappie of “Laid Bare” was damn hawt and Vamp Edward is insatiable – I am loving this story! With each chapter I think, this can’t get any hotter, and the new chapter comes up (that’s what she said) and BAM! It’s ever hotter than the last one!
MelbieToast
I started 3 new FF yesterday because of your rec’s…including Laid Bare, OMFG…I am sore from just reading that shit…BAM…I need an intervention….
Sorry, I have to mention that when I went to the post this morning, there were 69 comments, at that time. **hee**hee. Yes, I went there…
Rob at Cannes was definitely over-the-top for me. I loved watching him during the auction, how he was so embarrassed by the attention and the amount of money that the ladies were paying just for a kiss on the cheek. The interviews he did there was so funny. His response to the press and people following him around 24-7, was priceless. “I don’t get it. Yep, still sitting…” I just melted for him then. Rob in the Dolce and Cabana tux, just DIED.
I have to say that even though, the pics we were seeing were mostly from paps, his time in NYC filming Remember Me, I will never forget. I was truly worried for his safety, and stopped watching any videos that were coming out.
My avi is a pic from the set of the movie, because I just love him looking so relaxed, and it seemed like he was wearing his own clothes, just looking like himself. I loved the photos of him sitting on the mushroom smoking and smiling to himself. **sigh**
Definitely loved the Movie awards!! Music Awards was a disappointment to say the least.
Happy F*cking New Year!! Edward Wallbanger has updated!! Doing the happy dance!!
katiebird, that avi is one of my favorite rob pictures …taken through the trees the day they were filming in central park….as he wore his sunshine t-shirt and drank coke. His face was SO SOFT …..the photographer captured him through the trees and even though that’s invasive, he gently gazed back with such a vulnerable and gentle face. SIGH. Good choice, girlfriend….good choice.
Thanks sweetie!!
When that movie comes out, I don’t know how I am going to survive watching it on the big screen, with people around me. I am just going to spontaneously combust right there. I barely survived watching the trailer, before NM.
Wallbanger flirts so well, love him.
REMEMBER ME is going to be my favorite rob picture. I can tell already. It’s so much closer to Rob and he’s SUPPOSED to be more emotional in this film than stoic Edward was. I want to see Rob all hot and bothered in the sex scenes and the scene against the wall. The angry Rob when his nose flares and he gets all mean looking…..the laugh, smile and even the moody side to that character. I WILL LOVE IT and will watch it so much the DVD will melt. CANNOT WAIT!
Wallbanger is just fucken sexy!!!! They haven’t even done anything yet and I get all hot and bothered by him!!!! o.O
I guess one of my favorite moments was the Rob interview with “access hollywood” ? I believe it was where he talked about the women texting him to meet them at the church and him saying he said back…”yeah sure”. NEVER FAILS to give me joy. He was “SO WORKING IT” and the charm oozed off of him. I loved the tongue licking french promo he tried so hard to say and the interview where they asked him questions like his favorite cereal and song. I loved it when he talked about music and talked about his friends Sam, Marcus and Bobby. I guess more than anything, I loved seeing him laugh and smile and being his own adorkable self. The rest is just amazing amazing amazing icing on a cake I would dearly love to lick from top to bottom. SIGH. And especially that area just below the belly button before the promised land….oh dear god….and the thighs….yes the icing is amazing too, but it’s every thing joyful about him and every mood he lets us see that is what I loved about him this year. He was more guarded for NM having learned his lesson, but there were still moments when Rob let the perv/dork/funny guy out of the bag. And we ate it up like …..uh….well, protein is good for us. LOL
and you know how MUCH I love to hear Rob’s voice and his whole vocal range is just so sexy. Audio Rob….mmmm almost as good as every other Rob part/personality/trait. Put the headphones on girls…you are missing a lot of Rob harmonics and cadences. sigh
Get the fucking hose….I’m sorry….he overwhelms me sometimes. I’m outa here.
How to choose? Hmmmm . . . I’m gonna have to go with any appearance he made where he seems to not be wearing any underwear is a WIN for me!!! Oscars, Bastards, those low slung NM pants! It’s all GOOD! Commando Rob = EPIC WIN any ol’ time!!!!
Mmmm, Commando Rob. Peeler you know what’s up, girl. GAH!!
Gawd, Commando Rob, How could I forget the possibility of “little Rob” hanging free and unfettered. EPIC win!
Oh 1peeler, you are so right – free ballin’ Rob owns my add
Oh, yeah!!! I can’t even fathom how I will pull my mind out of the gutter today!!! I just keep seeing Commando Rob in my head and then everything gets all fuzzy and I lapse into a series of smutty daydreams! What is it about him in a $5000 suit and no underwear that makes my hoohah stand up and sing?!!! I don’t know. But if loving Commando Rob is wrong then damn, I don’t wanna be right! EVER!!!
LMFAO-hoohah stand up & sing! Awesome!
DD… Heh, heh… heh, heh… You said what’s up…
JAG, another epic post—started off with a nice leisurely 18 sec of Rob smiling & being friendly at the oscars—but with foto 2 the BB surfaced—
letting the hammer hang in impeccably tailored Dolce & Gabbana evening wear takes chutzpah—& also takes my breath away—
always flip out when Rob flips off the world—Rob drunk ‘for you & you alone’—Rob half naked for Kristen & the world—Rob in Central Park amid Alice in Wonderland figures—the RM trailer with Rob the Rebel—i could go on & on but trying to choose a favorite—there are so many Robs it’s impossible—but thanks for the memories—
@Nora & Vana—thanks for your good wishes—<3
@LRAD—the champagne glass you offered me is of the super-spectacular variety—will cherish it always & make good use of it—LOL—<3
LMAO “letting the hammer hang” OMG I luv you for that.
Thanks love…I’m glad you liked it! I thought I remembered you saying that was one of your fave pics!! <3
Letting the hammer hang… *THUD* Best description ever…
I love it, too, when Rob flips off the world. It’s one of the things I adore most about him…
mmmmmmmmmmmm RivieraRob, that’s all I’ll say.
It’s all you NEED to say…
Rob at Cannes- Always #1. It’s as if the planets aligned to give us the maximum amount of Rob hotness all in one place. That man was on fire. Not even the Old Navy Dad shirt could extinguish the flames!!!
LOL I’m sorry but this made me laugh so I thought I would share with all of you!!!
What a 13 year old thinks of boys ROFL!!!!
She is wise beyond her years
Boys are like slinkeys… useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs(except Edward Cullen of course!!)
OK OK!!!! I know this has nuthin to do with RPattz!!!
It’s just funny and I’m in a giddy mood this morning and I don’t know why!!!
This is from the same 13 year old girl. She is funny and reminds me of my little cousin
You know you live in 2009 when…
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you’re laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)
Brilliant!
Just added your list to my facebook.
Should raise a few titters!
LMFAO RYG, I added it to my Facebook too!
LMAO!!! Too funny! And I actually have done that with the microwave!
So true!!!
LOL! Too cute!
Popping in quickly between my son’s breathing treatments to say, “Oh My Fucking Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!”
I remember every pant, moan, and squee with each of these events.
Shirtless Rob was by faaaaaaaaaaarrrr the most epic. I think mass reproduction of this photo might have actually shut down the whole internet for a time being. Twitter bombed. The BBR bombed. Twilighted.net bombed! My inbox was overflowing & the poor internet said, “Fuck you guys, he takes his shirt off & you use and abuse me.” Yes, I may have licked my screen… a whole fucking lot.
Robscars, there is NO forgetting that. I went around for a few days with the cheesiest fucking grin on my face while me & the BBR girls sang, “Free-ballin’, now he’s freeballin’, free-ballin’.” From this, we tried to figure out length, girth, and his estimated trajectory cum shot. Damn, we were filthy hoors, but it was fucking fun!
Then Cannes, what the fuck can I say about it. We went from digging for old photos b/c we were getting seldom to few new ones & then THESE came out of nowhere. He was relaxed, he was smiley, he was fucking smokin’ even though some fucker kept screaming, “Wobert, Wobertttttttt ober heere.” Fucking dumbass! Anywho, the girls in the BBR drooled and panted, and that was the day we decided to build a community on a private island & we were going to kidnap Rob & take him there & make him our king where we would *ahem* “worship” him daily. (Oh, & the only rule was to be naked & fuck often.)
DrunkRob was hilariously funny. I giggled so hard, but was ultimately sort of pissed because I watched that craptastic shite for only 30 sec viewing of HHH.
Lastly, the new Stoli was win. Peter tweeting it was epic. I remember being overly excited for JEN & thinking how nice it was of Rob to get Peter to tweet that he received it.
Well, maybe that wasn’t quick, but these were epic moments in Rob history. I can’t believe I was actually around for all this stuff. Has my past year seriously been THIS devoted to him??? Yes, yes it fucking has & to be honest, I don’t give a fuck. I’ve made fabulous friends from all over the world through my love of him & fanfic.
Love you all!
~Christina
hope your son is OK, always love your posts you rock Christina!
Christina – hope your son’s OK, hon. Take care!! Your posts always make me smile.
Christina, don’t mean to pry, (feel free to tell me to piss off and mind my own beeswax) but, “breathing treatments”?
I occasionally get to work with asthmatic children, also those with other respiratory disorders. Some of the work can be quite painful for them and difficult for the parents to watch.
I know I shouldn’t, but I do have my faves – 12 year old girl, that loves all things Twilight. Can’t imagine why we get along soooo well!! I even let her look through my VF issue after a particularly awful session. According to her, I am now officially “cool”!!
LMFAO! Another epic post Christina!
I hope your son is okay too!
Sorry to hear about your little one, Christina.
Hope everything gets better soon.
Christina, I always enjoy reading your posts!!!!!!
Sorry to hear about your son-hope all goes well!
OH, girls, thanks for love but it is something the two year old & I have become accustomed to. He has asthma (had it since birth) and it tends to flare significantly during the winter & we have tons of ER visits. It’s usually when he gets a cold & he can’t seem to shake them.
@RYG I’d never tell you to STFU or anything of that matter, lol. It’s just his Albuterol & Pulmicort treatments with his nebulizer. He hates wearing the mask, but we are pretty used to the schedule by now when it flares. Even the nurse at the ER said she was so surprised that a 2yo boy would just sit there & take it like he does.
Bless him. The nebulizer sessions can be so exhausting for little ones – eases the wheeze (somewhat) just long enough for the lethargy to take over.
*sends a squidge & huggle*
x
Reading your post Christina makes me realize that because of this boy I just had one of the the most memorable years of my 48 year long life….SRSLY!!!!!!!!
I loved every freaking minute of this ROBALICIOUS year….right up to standing 10 feet away from him at the New Moon premiere like a teenage girl who found herself again after being asleep for 20 years…
if 2010 is anything like this, I may need a new workout routine to keep my heart from bursting!!!!!!!!
This:
“Has my past year seriously been THIS devoted to him??? Yes, yes it fucking has & to be honest, I don’t give a fuck. I’ve made fabulous friends from all over the world through my love of him & fanfic.”
Couldn’t agree more. I think that’s probably been the absolute best part!
Oh, I forgot to say I hope your son is ok. My kid and I are asthmatic, so I know ALL about breathing treatments, inhalers, ER visits, blah blah blah. It sucks, doesn’t it?
Well, now that I’ve been hit with free ballin’ Oscar Rob my day will be spent in a daze…that’s some good shizz.
*Drizl runs off to find towel to clean up puddle of drool*
that was quite a moment by the sounds of things, I cant believe at that point in time I did not know who he was and you were all having a ‘ball’ with the freeballin pics!
Hahahahaha, Drizl.
Careful …… no slippage on the spillage!!
IGD I was just a silly little fangirl at oscar time. I noticed his eyes…I know, are you f*cking kidding me. Thank gawd I found RAoR and JAG.(and every other PattinhOOr to grace this site) JAG helped me see the light, er sparkle, er happy trail…
Um, I need my towel again!
LMAO, I was in love at first then Uberlust, then I found RAoR and that took it to a whole new level.
LMFAO IGD @”I was in love at first then Uberlust, then I found RAoR and that took it to a whole new level.” My sentiments exactly!
Here Driz! Thought you could use this. That way nobody will get hurt. LOL!
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae238/1Peeler/wet.jpg
peeler, I’m gonna set that sucker up next time you post pics of HHH
BAHAHAHAHA!