Phew, this was a tough one whatever. I had to do a lot of in-depth perving research and used up a lot of batteries energy while surfing the internet. 
So 2009 was an epic year for Rob’s career and his exposure to the Pattinpervs world. So many photo-shoots, so many covers, so many pictures. Here are my 5 favourite photo-shoots of 2009. Are they yours too or did I miss some?
Top Five Robert Pattinson Photoshoots of 2009
5. Theo Werner for US Weekly – channeling River Phoenix
WetRob! Oh my yes please!
The rest after I strip Rob & get dry him off…
BOING! Muffin--->gutter
4. Nathaniel Goldberg for GQ - I bought 6 issues! Worth every penny.
This put my devotion into overdrive back in March!
Save a Vampire, Ride an Urban Cowboy!
3. Bruce Weber for Vanity Fair – the photo-shoot that keeps on giving!
Robity Fair, could there be any more outtakes ::thud::
The photog who gave us CornPorn lol
2. Stewart Shining – captured so many amazing images of Rob.
GAH So hawt!
OMFG this shit never gets old! Rob+fromagefurRug=HoboTime
1. Mark Segal –
Although he was a complete ass in his attempt to protect his images, *sigh* these are my fave photo-shoot pics of 2009. Maybe it’s because they are the forbidden muffins fruit!
::DED::
Bicep bumps WTM check it!
The Gallery of the Top Five Robert Pattinson Photoshoots of 2009
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- The photog who gave us CornPorn lol
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- Robity Fair, could there be any more outtakes ::thud::
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- BOING! Muffin—>gutter
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- WetRob! Oh my yes please!
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- ::DED::
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- Bicep bumps WTM check it!
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- OMFG this shit never gets old! Rob+fromagefurRug=HoboTime
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- This put my devotion into overdrive back in March!
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- Save a Vampire, Ride an Urban Cowboy!
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- GAH So hawt!
OMG! It’s Sophie’s fucking Choice all over again!!!
I know, right? So hard to choose…
I love f*ing each and every one, although I have to say the first pic up there from the Mark Segel shot is the one that haunts my dreams and fantasies…have it pinned up in my room! LOL! Every one from the Bruce Weber shoot was HAWT, I ADORE the one with him lying on the green pillows, and any pic with the HappyTrail or the AssCandy is a giant WIN!!! Seriously, ladies, have you ever seen a pic of Rob that didn’t excite you? OK, maybe the Cannes Grandpa shirt didn’t do it for me, but his face from those pics was as beautiful as ever!
Right now, I just want to see a new pic….any new pic of our HHH!!!!
*D*I*E*D*……….
Hey, no hatin’ on the ONDS! LOL!
The ONDS totes did it for me b/c I’ve seen dads and they don’t look like Rob with that shirt on. I SOOOOO don’t want to pull them towards the nearest dumpster like I want to do w/ Rob.
Exactly, Jenn… exactly!
Team OCDR unite!! *fist pump in the air*
Go team OCDR! Whoot! Whoot!
@sus—it’s the one that ‘haunts my dreams & fanasies’, too—<3
@Nora, jenn0910, spunkransomlover—also love the dad shirt with buttons & manfur & because Rob is so non-dad—right on, OCDR!
LMAO Sophie’s choice.
You said it, foof. It’s like trying to choose your favorite child…It is just impossible. My friends got me a Rob calendar for the holidays and they asked what my fave pic was and I hemmed and hawed before finally giving up and saying it was not humanly possible to choose one!
JAG – Amazing post – I could look at it all day long….
Yeah, lay off the ONDS! Anything that frames his jaw so well and always me a peak at the manfur is WIN in my book!
@Sus
Not to be debbie downer, & I know you meant in general, but yes, I have seen pics of Rob that did not excite. To be quite frank, there were a couple that scared the hell out of me, lol.
I know what you mean Christina, there are some pics that scare the hell out of me too, like the creepy Uncle Rob for example!LOL!
DAMN, it just got AWFULLY hawt in here…
Can’t pick a fave, they all do me in… slowly… one at a time…
*thud*
*killing me softly*
with his song… he he he
Nope I would say you got them covered! *drools* I mean it has something for everyone, you’ve got businessman, you’ve got cowboy, you’ve got leisure, you’ve got jock, you’ve got wetsuit, you’ve got romantic, you’ve got lumberjack, you’ve got casual, you’ve got badboy, you’ve got prep, you’ve got nerd, you’ve got musician… and they all say, “Fuck me.”
And heaven help me because I would. I would throw his ass down and ravage him. And if he sued me, I’d blame him. I’m the victim because he’s almost always in a state of fuckability with his devilish “blow me” stance and wickedly vicious “fuck you hard” eyes. Fuck, I’d plead insanity & I have almost a whole year of daily posts to prove it, lol.
In all honesty though, if I could just buy him a drink, have simple conversation, and possibly hear him sing one song, I’d be content forever. However, I’d be screaming in my head the entire time, “Just one fuck. Just one good fuck & I’d die happily.” Then again, I suck at multi-tasking so I’d probably blurt it out anyways.
JAG, as always, awesomely epic. I <3 you!
Have a great day, ladies!
~Christina
P.S. Has everyone seen the phenomenal "The Lost Boys" video? It is truly amazing! Gives me chills every time I watch it.
Christina, your comments always crack me up, but this one had me in stitches. Too funny!
“blow me” stance… you got THAT right! And I would, too… thoroughly and often… dumpster or no dumpster.
I love TLB! Thanks for the vid…
“Then again, I suck at multi-tasking so I’d probably blurt it out anyways.” LOL. I’m pretty good at multi-tasking but sometimes it too much so I’ll probably end up blurting it out as well.
And thanks for posting the video. I hadn’t had the chance to watch it. I hope you’re feeling better though.
I really like that vid Christina, And I have to agree with you… I would suck too(Not just at multi-tasking)*snicker* I love how fucking perverted we all are.
LMFAO at “Blow me stance” and “Fuck you hard eyes”, Christina, you are so hilarious! That video is awesome! I have never read The Lost Boys, but that video makes me want to!
LOVE this!!
MAN, that “THE LOST BOYS” video is SO SLICK….wow….very very cool. These YouTube Rob videos just keep getting more and more top of the line. These girls should go into “the biz” in film editing ect. AMAZING work. DIG IT. Favorited it. Thanks Christina.
Christina, you kill me! But you know what, you are exactly right:
“…he’s almost always in a state of fuckability with his devilish “blow me” stance and wickedly vicious “fuck you hard” eyes.”
Rob sure does know how to deliver the “goods” in these f*cktastic photoshoots!
Oh and thank you Christina, I love the vid too! I’m reading “The Lost Boys” now and it is so good!
Christina—you always manage to dot the ‘i’s’ & cross the ‘t’s’ for all of us—could never have said it so well—classy video, too—<3
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT SONG…
OMG Christina LOL! I think we would all be there right along with u in the psyc ward!!!!
..”blow me” stance…..Whenever you are ready Rob.
..”fuck you hard ” eyes….Gawd yes!!
what were we talking about??
Christina you crack my add up as usual.I had not seen that video and it was great thank you.The Lost Boys is such a great read.
LOL Christina! Perfect!
LOL you said blow me.
I <3 u hard Christina!
Christina- You said it all!!!! I’d join your law suit. “blow me” stance and wickedly vicious “fuck you hard” eyes.” He’s purposely driving us crazy with that Sh*t! God, I hope he never stops.
I saw TLB vid the other night off of H’s website and it was awesome! So glad you posted it here, too, Christina! I love that there are clips from the movie “Dead Again” in there – it fits perfectly and I always thought that movie was so cool. Amazing story, that one. If only I had that talent…*sigh!*
RAWR!! So much hotness in one post!! I’m off to dreamyland now…!!!
good thing I bought new panties today ladies… Fuck Me Ded.
“screw PETA I’m buying a fur rug”
Hell yeah! LMFAO!
OMFG, Nora ~ I’m so with you!!
Ah Sweet memories. My first “I’m saving this on my hard drive” picture is included in this post. Rob zipping up that leather jacket. GAH!
Thanks for the memories JAG!
Jesus H Christ!
Too.Much.Hawtness…..OMFG!
The Mark Segal Photoshoot is like dying and going to heaven, srsly and the VF outtakes…shit! How can they call them outtakes? They keep getting better! *THUD*
Thanks JAG for the ultimate f*ckhawt post! <3
Thanks, JAG….this was a fabulous post, and so F*ckHawt! More Rob pics, more Rob pics….can you imagine what’s gonna happen when we start seeing them from Bel Ami? The RobMedics will be extremely busy!!!!
Who knew corn could look that mouthwatering?Seriously, got to go with Segal’s straightup eye fuck. DED infuckingdeed!
F*ck me on the kitchen counter! I KNEW I should’ve walked away as soon as the saw the subject of today’s post, but noooooo…my ass had to look and get all worked up and now I’ll never get to sleep! F*ckawesome post Jag!! Lots of yummy!!
OK…I have to attempt to go to bed, but I wanted to drop off some pretties for my favorite ladies in the world! <3
Since you all liked the TagTeamRobJackson wine glass manips, I decided to make some for the other teams as well!
Team Orgy (I may or may not be team captain of this one! LOL!)
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-10Z-1_kEc1xJxIl7.jpg
And this is for Team FreakiestHOOrEva!!
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-10Y-1_uxZEipSBDE.jpg
Random pretties!
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-10I-1_Z5WCZcEOG8.jpg
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-10J-1_yiICM5WqfG.jpg
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-110-1_a94mjbzYF8.jpg
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-111-1_TkPuDSmJ8d.jpg
It’s funny. I’m all for TagTeamRobJackson but I’d skip Team Orgy and go straight to Team FreakiestH00rEva. What does that say about me???
Hey jenn, I say ALL ABOARD! I’m on train “FreakiestH00rEva” also!!!!! ChuggaChugga~WooWoo!!
LRAD, those are awesome manips!
Jenn, Capri, I think I better get on that “Freakiest H00rEva” train too!
I love your pretties LRAD, especially that last one… GAH!!!!
Team orgy- count in another playa
LRAD—your pretties are exactly that—i’ll settle for one champagne glass with Rob, please—if i can have that, who in the hell needs an orgy—we’ll make our own—LOL—<3
Here ya go expatz!! Enjoy!!
<3
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-112-1_JGohV2qUBA.jpg
LRAD – your manips rocked my socks off – thank you, bb!!
And jenn0910 – “It’s funny. I’m all for TagTeamRobJackson but I’d skip Team Orgy and go straight to Team FreakiestH00rEva. What does that say about me???” – I am SOOOO with you. I’m on the midnight train to Hell with that one…delish!!
Thanks DD! Glad you liked them!!! <3
Hey Lovin Rob-
Where are those last two dreamy eyed pics from? I have never seen that paricular one b4. It is just so Sweet. And by sweet I mean delicious.
*looks at pics while muttering* ooh yea, wet Rob. Nice…..OOOHHH!! RobQ. How could I forget?…….Robity Fair. Ded all through Robvember b/c of this………*gasps and chokes* Rob on fur rug and happy trail. Oh dear God. UGHHHHH!!!! The Mark Segal photoshoot. Fuck me stare, manites action, collarbones, and biceps. *chokes breathes heavily* DED!!!
Oh I so totes agree with your assessment Jenn… DED~!
*sends Robamedics*
Oh, Robvember….I miss you so!
Is it me, or does anyone else do their weekly grocery shopping and glance longingly over at the magazine aisle and feel a tad depressed not to have the immense euphoria that was Rob gracing the cover of so many beautiful mags with these amazing photo shoots last month?? *sniff, sniff*
In all seriousness, I do hope Rob’s getting some time with family and friends and some much needed and deserved rest before shooting starts on the 1st. For realz.
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I’m going with VANITY FAIR shoot as my favorite….with the CAMEL COAT and him sitting on the floor in those JEANS as my favorite picture. THAT and the casual shoot he did that dreamysim1 did a deskRob wallpaper for me of…..the one where he’s sitting down in the leather jacket with his hand in his hair……in the pretty peach colored hotel room. I LOVE THAT SHOT. woof.
WOULD YOU BELIEVE that I just changed my mind BACK again regarding the purchase of a new MAC computer? FUCK I’m a fucking libra nut. I decided I just LOVE A LAPTOP too much to get another desktop. Even if the desktop was a 24″ for the same money almost as the 13.3″ laptop, I just LOVE taking it from room to room and not being stranded in that fucking office to use the computer. BESIDES, the newer 13.3″ lappers are WIDESCREEN and I lay the old computer below the new laptop and it’s like another inch or inch and a half wider. THE SCREEN is getting weaker on my present laptop and I honestly think the laptop means more to me…..and I DO LOVE the basic WHITE (*BULLET PROOF*) case of the basic bottom of the line Macbook. (it’s not the macbook pro)….OH FUCK IT. I’m keeping the Mac MACBOOK I bought last week. I want a laptop. I’ll eventually go bigger screen, but I can’t make peace with spending $2,000. for a 17″ mac laptop. I’m keeping the $999.99 macbook and slapping my face to SNAP OUT OF IT! I’m not a rich woman. I just like pretty techie toys. Some women like $800. shoes. I am a strange woman who likes techie toys. argh. I HATE BEING INDECISIVE.
NORA HELP ME!~~~~~~~~~
Ummm… Debbo? You do NOT want to go shopping with me! LMFAO!
hehehehehhehe I hear ya girlfriend. I do think I did the right thing. I was getting carried away and all I needed was a nice new WIDESCREEN formatted MAC laptop. Nothing fancy. Just keep it simple stupid with a quality product.
OH AND DREAMYSIM1′s deskrob’s are even MORE breathtaking…..sigh.
I feel like I just got rid of a Model T and moved up to a new Volkswagon Jetta. HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
Oh Debbo,
I wish that I could help you…I’m a libra too. Damn, if we have to weigh all of our options, before finally making a decision. I love my Macbook. My husband bought for school, but I took it, and never gave it back. IT IS MINE.
I wish I could decide which photos of HHH I like best. I think that I will take the rest of the day to stare, whimper, and salivate over them, before I make my final decision.
Hey, when your birthday??
katiebird,
My birthday is October 17th. Yup, love the updated MACBOOK. Very slick.
Good to know, mine’s Oct. 11th…
Oh JAG!…I’m supposed to pic? Fuuuuck meeee…..*ahem* Well, I have to go with VF Rob, because after the “corn porn” pics, I will no longer look at corn on the cob in a non-sexual manner again…. hand-held veggie, Rolling Rock and grandpa sweater with a bib be damned, the man made that shit work! I can’t tell you Ladies how many naughty thoughts that pic and shoot has spawned in my head.(a slippery lobster&butter fuck all over that table, followed by a frolic on the piano bench would be a start) GQ Rob? Makes my kitty puuurrrr. Bedazled Rob? Not much work to do to get to the goodies. Wet Rob? Yeah, I’m wet too. Fur Rug Rob? No carpet burn on my ass. Honestly, the man can do no wrong. He’s beautiful and has given us so much in all of the shoot’s he’s been in this year! ~BOING~ I’ve got a massive girl boner…where’s my Hobo…..?!?
LMFAO! I know what you mean about the corn Capri, I find it almost impossible to look at corn and still keep a staight face!
the suit on the porch is my fav!! i love him in all black. he cleans up nice. mm mm mm. he just has this look like “i dare you to come over here” and boy do i wanna press his buttons.
yummy
OMG, Spunk!! This was the best video of the YEAR!!!!!
Thanks for posting it!!
I meant to post this video on Saturday but I had so much going on in RL that I never got around to it, but it’s actually perfect for today so here it is:
YUMMY…..Thanks for this…..beautiful Rob…..nice compilation….no waiting.
srl…thanks for posting this, bb. VFR owns my add. End of story.
“What a wicked thing to do and make me dream of u”!!!!! Indeed Rob and then u are gone before we even start
I’d love to play a wicked game with you Rob! Thank you srl for posting this awesome vid!
Beautiful…. What a way to end a year!!! I can’t wait to see what Rob has in store for us in 2010. God help us all!!!
I need to go take a shower SHIT!
HOT.DAMN.
SRL – thank you for making my day.
gg – VFR also owns my add…be still my heart!!
Does anyone else think that pinky ring he’s wearing in the shoot is f*ckhawt other than me? (And also the ring he wore in last year’s VF shoot with Kristen…) I. Just. Want. To. Lick. It.
OMR dd, I totally meant to mention the ring. So hawt! melting…
Love that you used a Robbie Williams song. Loved that CD!!
Rob in the group shot with the dog trying to jump in his lap, made me giggle…So cute!!
So nice to see all of the pics together like that!!!
wow….I’m on the new MAC laptop now. Am I here? LOL This screen is so bright and clear, I feel like I got a fucking new pair of glasses. NO WONDER I was going blind….my old laptop screen was fading and I didn’t realize it. ARGH.
ROB LOOKS SO MUCH PRETTIER NOW!
Is my avi right?
YES! NASA we do not have a problem…..LOL. Snow Leopard RULES!
OH LADIES…..and DREAMYSIM1…..I may need OXYGEN STAT…..Rob pictures on a brand new widescreen computer…..OH MY GOD HE’S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL NOW!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN SEE>>>>>>hahhhahahhahah DAMN he’s beautiful!
“I FEEL LIKE I CAN SEE”……is this where I sing “Amazing Grace” since I have a new laptop and I was blind, but now I can see? LOL
Congratulations debbo on the new laptop! You deserve it!!! And to “see” Rob in all his glory is certainly a gift from heaven!
JAG!! Impossible task!! Fucking awesomest post!!
hey, i left a question in an earlier post regarding Rob coming to NZ to film “Unbound Captives” with Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz. are you able to find out if this is still going to happen please?? i am dying here!! and literally, i am away from home and this house only has dial up and is out in the rural area where everything is so ssslowwww… if Rob is filming Bel Ami on 1st Jan like you posted, when is he going to get here?? i am dying of frustration!! please find out for me, anybody…you don’t want a dead pattinhoor on your hands, beleve you me…i will haunt you guys for real and set the fucking incubus on youse!! hee hee, naw, i will be a good little vampire ghost!
but seriously, please someone tell me some good news…*sigh* here’s the measure of my misery today…
If that day never came…
That day when I finally see you
Right before me in stark reality
Looking into your eyes of ever blue
And ever grey reflecting myself back to me;
Creating small perfect conversations
Merging fantasies into the Present Now,
Getting to know without pretensions,
Resolving why, where, what and how;
Sharing your impact in many things I do
To believe you closer and nearer,
How every part of life reverberates you:
No sun or moon or star is dearer;
You smiling back amused self-effacing,
You think my dedication bizarre sweet,
You give me a hug all embracing
Making my picture perfect complete!
You’re deeply moved and affected,
You count good fortune and blessings indeed,
We are known and now connected,
Nurturing an exotic hybrid seed;
We are kissing cheeks saying goodbye,
You’re hoping we will meet again,
I believe your words and heave a sigh
For impending bittersweet and pain;
So few moments of bliss fleetly flying,
So quickly the dreamer wakes to light,
I am so happy, crying, dying
Deep depression in dizzying height!
If that fine day never came…
As I ‘m sure that’s how it’ll turn,
I’ll stay here loving you just the same,
Old dreamers will never learn…
Such foolish dreams make life luminous
No need for blind, deaf, dumb or lame
The wait for you makes living glorious
Even if that day never came…
http://robertpattinsonrhymes.blogspot.com/2009/12/if-that-day-never-came.html
love you all!
As soon as I hear any confirmation on filming in NZ I’ll let you know. I don’t think Rob starts filming on Jan 1st for Bel Ami. I’ll put some feelers out and see what I can find out.
Great poem.
<3s
Hey! You left ouf my personal favourite! CannesRob…
It’s where my obsession began in earnest…..after those images, there was no turning back!
Teehee that was a photocall, not a photoshoot.
This is true…but I still loved it!
Oh JAG, this is a post after my own heart! (Me being Robsessed plus a Photographer…) And you covered my top five favorite photoshoots / photographers of Rob’s perfection.
I love Bruce Weber! His Vanity Fair shots are so absolutely fabulous – so many different poses in different situations and clothing, the B&W’s kill me, but GAWD, the pics of Rob in BED!! Incredible!
And GAAHH! Stewart Shining’s shots are so HAWT and incredible! And Nathaniel Goldberb for GQ? Those f*cktastic photos of Rob will go down in history as classics!
As f*cktastic as the other photoshoots are, I just have to say I think the HOTTEST as a group are Mark Segal’s – Jesus H. Christ, those photos ROCK! (and make you want to ROLL around on the floor with Rob)…
Here’s one of my favs of Mark Segal’s shots, which I tried to enhance and take out the copyright markings…wish I could find some HQ hi-res ones someday!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4132089332/sizes/o/in/set-72157622870334820/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4156750927/sizes/o/in/set-72157622870334820/
Thank you JAG, epic post!!
I didnt know you were a photog. I love the Mark Segal pics, I wish I could post them all but I will get in a wee bit o’trouble if I do. *le sigh*
Oh God melbie, I love that one too!
Well JAG, I considered myself an “amateur” photog until last November when I was hired by a CEO to travel to San Francisco and environs to take pro photos… and was paid generously… LOL! So I guess really, I’m a “semi-pro”; I adore photography and got some great equip and have another flickr account that is non-robsessed and is like a portfolio (that’s how the CEO found me!)…anyway, I adore the professional photoshoots of Rob… GAWD!! I would LOVE to do a photoshoot of Rob! But I’d definitely have to use a tripod because my hands would be shaking so badly!!!
HELP ME……Rob + widescreen + more pixels = DEAD DEBBO……
I’m falling even deeper in love with him now. I don’t think my heart could have taken him on a 24″ desktop anyway…hahahhahahahahhahaha. WOW~!
JAG, you chose great quality versions of these pictures…..there’s so many out there, but you found really rich copies. NICE JOB.
I never thought any pics would top GQ way back in March, but I was so wrong. VF is my favorite! Another yummy pic is the EW December cover although the inside sucked. That cover though? It’s amazing how he’s looking right at ME, ready to walk right off that page. I get tingles every time I look at that picture.
Is this the one you’re talking about Annie-
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/retouched-cover-ToR.jpg
I totally love this pic!
Oh that is beautiful, SRL. Annie, if this is the one you’re referring to – I agree 100%.
*DED*
JAG I commend you on putting this together – the discipline and concentration to resist Hobo breaks must have been intense.
foof76 summed it up perfectly in the first comment – Sophie’s fucking choice indeed.
What a good year it was! And to think we get more in 2010! *big silly grin*
Who said I resisted…lol took me 2 weeks to put this post together
OK—the holidays are holidayed, the half-angel feathers are stored for another year, all that’s left is to pop the champagne corks & light the rockets on new year’s eve—then it’s back to RL & the things that really matter: Rob & the Robsession—
thanks, JAG, for calling us home already with these epic fotoshoots—loved GQ, loved VF, loved stretching Rob on the fur, loved wet Rob but it’s the Segal shoot which has captured my imagination—it’s the only one with Rob as the unadulterated sexy BB from beginning to end—
some fotos of Rob can be viewed for their aesthetic value because he’s a beautiful man & then there are others which press every girly button & set the hormones dancing—the Segal fotos fall in this category—love them—thanks for mentioning them & giving them your thumbs up as well—Robporn pure—<3
Another birthday done and dusted eh expat? Where do you keep your feathers? Just wondering…lol
I have to agree with you that the Segal shoot is f*ckawesome, but VFR has my heart (and my buttons…especially my magic one…;) )
gg
Aw I missed your birthday, Happy Belated Birthday love!
thanks Jag for your good wishes—
Happy belated birthday expatz!! I left this for you in an earlier comment, but here it is again…hope you like it honey!!
*HUG* <3
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-112-1_JGohV2qUBA.jpg
I missed your birthday too expat….. Hope you had a wonderful day!
XXX
Happy belated birthday, girlfriend! I missed it… but I didn’t know…
This has got to be one of the best “F*ck Me” stares by Rob, from the Mark Segal photoshoot…
WARNING!
May cause repeated “THUD”-ing.
THUD THUD THUD
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4157511306/sizes/o/in/set-72157622870334820/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4157511324/sizes/o/in/set-72157622870334820/
I. Love. You.
You awesome RobPorn dealer you.
That has total Jawporn written all over it. God, I just want to lick him…
Marry. Me. (and bring your hard drive with all your pics stored). LOL.
I love it!
Thanks sweet PattinH00rs, I painted out the copyright markings (I am a BAD girl)… I just LOVE this pic… yes…JawPorn supreme… Rob just looks so f*cking sexyHAWT in this pic I could just DIE looking at it… THUD.
I second Heidi’s comments…
That B&W one is….GAH! No words.
Ahh sweeeeet Jeezus – Melbie – you are killing me!!! Jawporn is my favourite….THUD….
Mmm.. VanRob owns my add. *points at avi* But all those other pics. God, how can one man look so fucking hawt in each and EVERY fucking pic taken of him?? he’s hawt even when he looks stupid. LOL
I was thinking the exact same thing! How can it be possible for one man to be so incredibly beautiful? Gahhhhhh!!!
My sentiments exactly! It’s funny how he comes across as being so shy and unsure of himself in interviews, but when he’s posing in front of the camera, it’s like he’s a Sex God who’s well aware of the affects he has on the female population!
Right, sfter Perving over these since 5:40 am and it is now 12:54 pm My decision is made!!!!
In First Place, Mark Seagullshit, but then Vanity F….
Nope got it now!
1st Place, Vanity …. But then I did like GQ……
So,
1st place GQ oooh but Stewart Shining was F*ckhawt
Here we go.
1st place to Theo Werner oooh wet t-shirt
but then ……
I can’t do this, How dare you ask me to choose, I love them all, but my decision is made
1st Place goes to ROB! COS HE IS SO F*CKING HOT GORGEOUS, HOT, DELICIOUS, FUNNY UNPRETENTIOUS, DID I SAY HOT?
Kill me now
*DED*
LOL
Well, I just don’t know, JAG…
God, my first thought is the GQ photos, because that was the beginning of the end for me and my “acute fondness” for him. I remember staring for hours at that mag. When I thought that my husband has “accidently” thrown it out, I was ready to dig thru garbage for it.
I’ve seen some of the Mark Segal photos, but there are some that JAG posted, that are new to me. I can definitely understand why they are her favorite.
Vanity Fair photos are priceless and perfect. His hair is so amazing in those. Who knew corn-on-the-cob could be so sexy?!?!
I think that I will just pick my favorite tags instead.
Of course, I couldn’t completely decide on that either. There are two.
“Rob’s wet I’m wet we’re all wet!”, “screw PETA I’m buying a fur rug” F*cking LOL.
JAG — Brilliant post, as always! <3
I have to go with Vanity Fair on this one. The magazine sits on my desk as I compose TWoW. That's the visual I see in my mind's eye as my Edward stands, moves, talks. And when Edward thrusts his hands through into hair in frustration… well, see picture VF above. *le sigh*
VFR = my muse. 'Nuff said.
OK GIRL…..dying for an update. Room? Or not? hehehehe
excuse me….did you say THRUST?
Haha Debbo! Did you get your teaser? And yes, I did say THRUST!!!
YaYa good one…..arms inside his jacket. NOW WHAT? PLLLLLLLEEAAASSEEE
Tease is the operable word here.
By New Year’s.
I promise.
@Debbo… Isn’t she mean? A real boxtease!
So, what do YOU think? Room… or not? Just curious…
Oh georgeygirl…….I have been reading a little something of yours ALL.DAY.LONG. I can’t believe it took me so long to start it. It is fucking awesome!!!I just finished Nectar of The Gods….Holy Shit!!!I love it.
Don’t know how to link it up, but if you ladies are not reading “The Weight of Words” by our very own GG-YOU,MUST.GO.NOW.RUNNNNN. It is great.
Drowning in ff, what a way to go…….
Awww, thanks RM! Nectar of the Gods….Oh, how exciting, chapter 16 is next. I’d love to hear from you after you read that one! So glad you’ve started reading…even happier that you’re enjoying!
gg
ROB DREAM!!!!
Ok so last night I had DVRed Harry Potter GoF!!! I was working till 9 last night so I watched a little of it when I got home till my little one started to act up and I finally got her to sleep at like 11 ( her sleeping habits are crazy I know) Anyway she finally fell asleep and so did I. I guess watching him on tv plus having had just read a fic about him as well makes a good combo for Rob pervy dreamin!!!
So anyway now the dream I was in my room no kids around or hubby. Don’t know where they were. Anyway so I was on my bed reading the latest DA chappie!!!! Mister Hot Rob comes into my room with out knocking and just looks at me like “fuck me now” look in his eye! Well needles to say who was I to say no right. He didn’t talk at all, he just walks over to me took my phone out of my hand looked at it and finally said is that what you want me to do to you? I looked at him and just nodded yes. Then he said do you think you can take all of me in as he unbuttons his pants and is about to remove them and show me his dick in all it’s glory and and was telling me that I would be screaming his name all night….Guess what happens the fucken Backyardigans fucken theme song starts blareing in the backround and the next thing I know I open my eyes Rob is gone and it’s only 2 in the fucken morning!!!
Fucken cockblocked by cartoons
See that’s what happens when u read to much fan fic and have that “We got the whole world in our hands….” playing allday.
Oh god I was so close yet so damn far!!!! That is the first dream I have had of Rob and even in my dreams I can’t fuck him, like what’s up with that?????? Needless to say he finally came to me in a dream so I am happy about that!!!!!
Maybe next time his pants will come all the way down
Oh god please yes I hope!!!!
Wow….good dream…bad ending. sigh…
damn those nosey, adventuring Backyardigans!! Im soooo sorry you got boxblocked
*tear* I have a feeling if a cartoon theme-song where to boxblock me, it would be
“It’s the mickey mouse clubhouse..
Come inside, it’s fun inside
…yadda yadda yadda..”
…heh heh, yes Rob.. come inside
..it’s fun inside *cough*me*cough*
GAAAHHH! Damn kid stuff always ruining our pervin’ LOL!!
Damn those boxblocking cartoons!
Asiki, nooooo!!! A bunch of us have started dreams and been blocked. I wonder what that means??? Maybe, it’s our married subconscious reminding us we have husbands. Oh to have an unscupulous subconscious…!
IF I were ever to have a Rob dream, mine would be boxblocked with “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”
Dr. Scilla? No hubby here… so, why can’t my subconscious come up with something for me?
If I had balls, they would be blue right now!!
Nora, the answer to yours is easy. Didn’t you just only recently admit that you actually wanted to sleep with him? Your subconscious mind just hasn’t caught up with your conscious mind yet.
I think the solution is to tape record subliminal messages and play them while you’re sleeping. Something along the lines of, “I’ve always wanted to have my way with you Robbie, I was just in denial. I do want to shag you Rob, I want to shag you Rob, shag you Rob, shag Rob, shag, Rob…something along those lines
@Scilla… Well, you may have a point there. I might have been in denial, just a little bit.
Now, where’s that damn tape recorder?
Nora — a little pointer for you — in order to dream, you have to sleep! LOL!
Where the fuck is SpunkMe?
I have been wondering the same thing…..come back to us SpunkMe. Hope everything is okay.
She’s okay, just busy with RL. <3
*hy-per-ven-til-at-ing*
…I have the biggest shit eating grin on my face right now.. HHH will always, I mean ALWAYS do that to me… I dont care if he gets old a decrepit, I will always see him as the gloriously f*ckhawt mother-lovin “Jesus” that he is… I never understood why my elders continued to fawn over the “stars of their generation” …but HHH has made me understand…
*steps down off soapbox*
I have to agree that Professor douche-Segals photo’s of Rob are my fave…
…and Robity Fair CornPorn will always hold a special place in my hawrt
totally agree gina -
he’ll be like Paul Newman. no matter how wrinkly, he’ll always have those gorgeous eyes and chisled jaw . . . i’ll be needing those shamwows until I die!!! ha!
I agree with you 100% Gina!!!!
mrsp
God Im so dense… who the heck is Paul Newman?! lol.
Gina, this is Paul Newman-
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii140/oureyesclosed/paul_newman.jpg
He was very yummy way back when!
srp,
mmm… he’s lookin pretty good. is that a recent pic? I can only hope HHH ages as gracefully.. but im sure the camels and heinies will catch up with him sooner or later… but Ill love him beer beely and all
gina, I agree with wannabe, Rob will age very well, like Paul Newman, who was the hottest Hollywood ever saw when he was young in the 1960′s; and he retained his great body and good looks until old age. I think like all young sexy handsome men, Rob will be even sexier and hotter in his 30′s, and be damn sexy hot in his 40′s and 50′s as well. (Clink Eastwood could still knock ‘em dead with his good looks in his 50′s.)
Wow…he really was freakin’ HOT!! I LOVE that pic!
I’m with foof. Sophie’s choice. Too much hawtness to choose. He should be illegal, but thank God he isn’t. THUD.
Totally agree. He’s just too much. Thanks for the pretty JAG!!!
For me . . .
Vanity Fair is far and away the best shoot. And the fact that there’s so many of them is a giant plus. Then the GQ and Mark Segal shoots are a very close tie. My God, he’s such a sexy mother.
Thanks again, JAG, for another lickable post. It’s helping to take my mind off the fighting kids in the other room!! lol
It’s like f*cking Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors of Rob!!JAG this post is killing me. There is so much pretty here. These are def my top 5 shoots of the year…..not sure that I could do it,ya know choose one. Each one has a little something that does me in.
Dossier….those tight ass jeans.GAWD!!!I just want to grab his banananutmuffin!*RM shaking head profusely to snap out of it*
GQ…..I was unaware of Rob at this time.But let me just tell you that once I found him, that whole Urban Cowboy thing…I want to ride him like a mechanical bull!!
Robity Fair…..Pensive Rob is one sexy mo fo. The jaw porn in those pics…I just want to lick, kiss and nibble all up and down that thing(his jaw too).
Stewart Shining…..I would honestly beg for rug burn!
Mark Segel….in everyone of those pictures Rob looks at me as if he is begging for it. Kind of funny seeing as how I am pretty damn sure that I would be the one begging.MERCY!!
I think that the Mark Segel one is my favorite too. And it reminds me of Tattward….need I say any more????
GREAT post JAG-thank you!!
I can’t stare at the bicep bumps JAG! My eyes go right to the lowriding sweatpants! It’s torture!
Speaking of torture, I think you’re right. The forbidden fruit photoshoot was the perfect combination of everything – eyes, hair, body, lack of cheesiness, sexy poses, BICEP BUMPS. It’s like porn for women. Minus the vest, of course.
Twinners as usual!
Ok so I spent all night thinking long and hard(whatshesaid) about which photoshoot is my fave, but I couldn’t bring myself to pick just one because I love them all. Instead I decided to pick my fave pix from each shoot
GQ-
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/32209_2811429.jpg
Us Weekly-
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/divers51.jpg
VF-
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/rpavi5.jpg
Mark Segal-
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/0001409175-64148L.jpg
And last but not least, Stewart Shining-
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/1.jpg
Ok I don’t know why the link to the MS one didn’t work, but this one will-
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/RobertPattinsonMarkSegalPhotosho-3.jpg
and that was the wrong GQ link, not that I don’t like that one, but this is my fave-
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/00006f.jpg
srl…I agree with you 100%!! I do believe those are my faves too!
JAG thanx for an awsome post as always!!!! I think I got a girl crush on u now LOL!!! Also all u ladies who post on here just make the rest of my day go by with a smile on my face!!!!! Thanx for being the pervy biotchs that u are!!!!! I lurv u all!!!!
Lurvin’ ya back asiki! <3
OK, first I have been sucked into reading EP all weekend (still not finished, my eyes are crossing). But, I am also a little slap happy.
Again, I am really new to boarding the Rob train, but still I feel like 2010 is going to be EPIC!!
It’s going to be like 2010: A Rob Odyssey. Cue theme song. . . Everyone get your hobos out, all at the same time to the music.
Buzzzzzz, buzzz, buzzzz, BUZZ, BUZZ. . . Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz
Here are actual quotes from the movie between Hal (that creepy computer thing & Dave-but I made it between JAG & us… tee hee)
PattinAngels: What is going to happen?
JAG: Something wonderful.
PA: I’m afraid.
JAG: Don’t be. We’ll be together.
PA: Where will we be?
JAG: Where I am now.
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Let’s all hold hands, I think it is going to be a bumpy ride!!!
Bring it on 2010, bring it ONNNNN!
I look forward to perving with u and all the ladies here in 2010!!!! I only started to become Robsessed in Aug of this year so I am really looking forward to a whole year of Rob!!!!!!
I am sooo ready for it!
LOL!! I can’t WAIT!! We’re going to have a blast in 2010 ladies…I can feel it!
<3 you all hard!!
BRING IT ON BABIES….another year loving Rob and RAoR!