I can’t believe this is the last Saturday in 2009! What have I been doing the last 7 months??? Oh yeah {giggles} … I’ve been right here perving away on HHH with you JAG and the lovely PattinAngels. 
How to end the last 2009 RAoR Saturday post? Well it’s with a special video tribute to Rob’s movies up to 2009, of course. All 10 of them. 
Tell me PattinAngels … have you seen all of HHH’s movies? Which character do you think Rob portrayed the best? Me … seen all except The Summer House {can nobody in the UK get their hands on this 14-minute short film and upload on YouTube??} and New Moon. Yes I’m still a BSRV … but I’m supposed to go see NM with my sis this week. Woot!
Best character … Art. Surprised?
2004 – Vanity Fair – Rawdy Crawley
{They deleted his scene … how rude!}
more jizzeos after the pump…
2004 – Ring of the Nibelungs – Giselher
{This scene didn’t make the cut and …Rob said they dubbed over his voice. WTF?}
2005 – Harry Potter Goblet of Fire – Cedric Diggory
2006 – The Haunted Airman – Toby Jugg
2006 – The Bad Mother’s Handbook – Daniel Gale
2006 – The Summer House – Richard
2008 – How to Be – Art
2008 – Little Ashes – Salvador Dali
2008 – Twilight – Edward Cullen
2009 – New Moon – Edward Cullen
{With a little surprise. *wink*}
I really love Rob’s voice!!!! It’s so just sexy!!
I have to say Twilight and New Moon is all I’ve seen of his movies:( I know I know it is sad:(
By: asiki81 on December 26, 2009
at 12:30 am
Asiki, you have to watch How to Be…RobArt is awesome. And he’s fricken hilarious in The Bad Mother’s Handbook too…soooo adorkable!
By: georgeygirl on December 26, 2009
at 7:29 am
I plan on finding them show I can watch them. Also I did not know he had such a big part in Harry Potter!!!
By: asiki81 on December 26, 2009
at 8:46 am
Asiki, you can watch BMH on Youtube. I’m not sure if HTB is on there yet, I have the DVD, but I know BMH is because I watched it a couple of months ago.
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 9:24 am
asiki … check my comment further down … I’ve got some of Rob’s movies on my YT channel.
SpunkRL … H2B used to be on YT up until 1-3 (?) months ago. Promoters got smart (ie, copyright, expanded DVD marketing/release). I’d be surprised to see it back on YT anytime soon.
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 9:40 am
I have to get my hands on all of these movies…”How To Be” has been on the list forever, and now I need to find “The Bad Mother’s Handbook” and “The Summer House”…c’mon, Netflix…be good to mama when I look these up, m’kay??
Great vids, lovely post – everyone have a great day! MWAH!
By: DeeDreamer16 on December 26, 2009
at 10:30 am
I LOVED Rob in VANITY FAIR. It’s so sad they changed the ending and his screen time ended. HE WAS SO GORGEOUS in classic literature type clothing. I mean swooning handsome big time!
I’ve seen “How to Be”, “Haunted Airman”, “The Bad Mother’s Handbook”, “Little Ashes”, “Twilight” and “New Moon”. I have to say I really loved all of them, but I really loved “Little Ashes” and “How To Be” and “Twilight” the best. “Little Ashes” should have been seen by more people. He was amazing in that. I wish I could see: “The Summer House”. Will it ever appear anywhere or even on DVD?
The love scene in “Haunted Airman”…..woo woo. But all the sexy Rob looks in “Twilight”…oh so sexy.
By: music4debbo on December 26, 2009
at 12:45 am
Crap!!! I was about to say I want to find The Summer House cus Rob looks so good in it only to read it’s not out on DVD!!!! :0
Well one thing is for sure, I need to stock up on my Rob video’s! I feel like I’ve been living under a fucken rock not knowing about some of these movies he was in. *asiki81 smacks self upside the head*
By: asiki81 on December 26, 2009
at 12:56 am
Debbo,
I loved Rob in VF also… of course I didnt even know that he was in it until I became Robsessed and saw the outtake…
By: ginaransom on December 26, 2009
at 2:30 am
I’m sure whoever decided to cut Rob’s scenes out of VF is kickin’ themselves in the ass now!
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 9:27 am
I’ve seen all but Summer House too!!…well…..hadn’t seen Vanity Fair but they took him out anyway, loooozahs.
I looooved Daniel Gale haha… But yes I have to say my fave Rob role so far (if I stray from the beloved Edward, of course) would be Art! How To Be is such a good movie, quirky and funny but really has a deeper meaning, I really connected with Art’s character and that movie is among one of my favorites of all time now.
I genuinely liked Ring of the Nibelungs, that surprised me..I thought it was going to be a very poor, cheesy scifi movie. It was great, that main character dood had some mesmerizing eyes LOL. And I always thought Rob’s voice sounded strange but figured he was just using a diff voice for the character, higher and more youthful…but when he said on Letterman that they did indeed dub his voice I was like WTFFFF…what the FUCK is the point of that? Makes no sense. Oh wells…
Rob is so talented, his characters have all been so diverse and strange and wonderful and he portrays such a wide variety of styles and emotions, he’s absolutely addicting to watch, and I can’t wait to see all his future roles!
Remember Me, H00rTour March 2010 woooo!!!
By: Emz on December 26, 2009
at 1:06 am
I enjoyed Ring of the Nibelung too Emz! Considering the small budget … good movie, good storyline. And yes that dude’s eyes … OMG!
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 8:15 am
the “h00rTour”….*RM giggling uncontrollably*
I think that a t-shirt order may be in our futures…….
By: RobsessedMuch on December 26, 2009
at 8:38 am
I’ve seen them all but Summer House (how come we can’t even find this on-line???) and Ring of the Nibelung.
Is “Ring” on-line somewhere??
LOVE Little Ashes! The ending just kicks me in the gut every time (saw it in theatres and on-line). I can’t wait for it to come to video here in Toronto in February!!
By: torontotwicat on December 27, 2009
at 12:33 am
LADIES!!!!!!!! I don’t know if any of u saw this tweeted by LolaShoes but OMFG!!!!!! Can I just say there is nuthin like pairing Fucktastic Fan Fic with some UMMMM….. Yummy pics dear I say!!!!! Holy Mother of Fuck!!! I can’t wait till LYLS comes back so I can re-read it!!!!!!
http://pictease.blogspot.com/
By: asiki81 on December 26, 2009
at 1:09 am
OMG that is fuckhawt!!! DIED! THUD!
By: Haystackhair on December 26, 2009
at 9:44 am
Holy fuck! Those are definitely the kind of visuals you need while reading FanFic!
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 9:53 am
Holy Crapola. Must go shower. Seriously – no joke. That was….Wowza!
By: DeeDreamer16 on December 26, 2009
at 10:44 am
I should be ashamed of myself…I’ve only seen him in Twilight and New Moon too. *BOOO ME*
Loved the viddys, but now I must take my tired add to bed! Just wanted to drop off a few preeties first! Love you Angels!! <3
For Peeler, RM, and any other TagTeamRobJackson HOOrs…this one's for you…drink up ladies!
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-10A-1_ydNIIVVw4h.jpg
May cause your kitty to purr…
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-10E-1_jkWmrZ9ZwD.jpg
By: LuvnRobALLday on December 26, 2009
at 1:27 am
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-10D-1_RMPnHIaXyf.jpg
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-10C-1_A45FLUElry.gif
By: LuvnRobALLday on December 26, 2009
at 1:29 am
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/16aD6-10B-1_b58ExZsldF.jpg
By: LuvnRobALLday on December 26, 2009
at 1:31 am
omfg that rob/jax new years pic is fucking AWESOME…i’d drink those boys right up…mrawr
By: Emz on December 26, 2009
at 1:34 am
Gah, I’d take a swallow *coughgasp* from those boys…and to make things even more interesting… New Years Eve is my birthday.
I too, am a poor pattinhOOR cuz I’ve only seen Twilight, New Moon and Harry Potter, but…I do have How to Be on DVD. I just haven’t had time to sit down and watch the damn thing.
Time for Drizl to drag her add to bed. Here’s hoping for a Rob/Jackson dream.
By: drizl on December 26, 2009
at 1:44 am
Love the 2 pics in the champagne glasses Luvn! So pretty. And the 2nd one … Meow!
Have a great 2010! <3 {smooches}
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 8:26 am
TagTeamRobJackson represent!! Now THAT would be how to ring in the New Year!!! *RM’s mind spinning at just the thought..The Arrangement starring RM….Rob/Jacks/a little too much champagne/RM/maybe a little maple syrup* So sorry, got a little sidetracked. Thank you so much for that little fantasy as well as the pic LRAD. You sure know how to deliver the goods.
Peeler-it’s your turn. I will be here waiting(probably rereading The Arrangement) to tag you in……
By: RobsessedMuch on December 26, 2009
at 8:56 am
LRAD, I love those manips, especially the Rob and Jacks champagne glasses! I think if I had glasses like that, I would be tempted to spill a bit of the champagne down the sides, just so I could lick it off!
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 10:02 am
Thank you!!! I’ll drink to that, baby!!!
By: 1peeler on December 26, 2009
at 10:36 am
LRAD…awesome pic/banner…putting it on for the New Year!
JAG….thanks, just thanks!
By: Sus on December 26, 2009
at 2:15 am
Thank you!!
<3
By: LuvnRobALLday on December 26, 2009
at 8:01 pm
Ive seen The Haunted Airman… and I have to say, he freaked me the fuck out with that performance… but that just goes to show you wha a talented acth00r he is… that being said, that is my least favorite character that Rob’s played.
I am crushing hardcore on Artbert… I havent seen the movie yet… but he just looks so damn sweet and carfree.. and of course a little diturbed.. but who doesnt like a little disturbedbert… heh heh
Thanks RCC for the fantastic post! *hugs*
out..
By: ginaransom on December 26, 2009
at 2:19 am
Thanks Gina! Hope you had a great RobmASS.
{smooches} <3
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 12:28 pm
Hello Sweet PattinAngelz,
First of all: EXPATZGEIL – Happy Birthday sweet PattinAngel! Hope you have a wonderfull day. Love you very hard!!
Hope everyone had a great Xmass!
RobCatCDN – I sure love them vids again! <3
I just saw Twilight, New Moon, Harry Potter and recently a Bad Mothers Handbook. He looked so young and sweet in HP and I loved the dorkiness of a Daniel Gale.
Maybe some day I'll see the rest of his movies.
Oh and a bit ahead of schedule (yeah tomorrow is TwismutSunday) But I have to pimp these stories now, since I'm not sure I'll be on the net 2morrow:
Eighteen by Landdownunder (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5459081/5/Eighteen)
Damn beautiful written! No lemons (yet) but be sure to read it! It's beautiful. Not finished yet, but I'm fangirling about her badly
Caravaggio by meimei42
Edward is a painter and Bella poses… Read some preview lemons and damn they were hot! Just started 2 chapters: not sure how the rest is going to be though.
And for us Pattinh00rs: Some of us are tweeting with ClaireP who writes fanfics too. She has some oneshots up at fanfic (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2109627/) and is currently writing a smutty fanfic about the h00rbus! LMAO we are suggesting who is on the bus and what happens: be sure to read a very p0rny story soon, so keep watching her profile for the story to pop up! *we are bad, very bad*
Have a wonderfull Happy Robbin Day PattinAngelz and Pattinh00rs
By: DreamySim1 on December 26, 2009
at 2:57 am
I wanna be on the h00rbus!
By: Nora on December 27, 2009
at 12:22 am
hi girls, lovely post and fabulous banner
Robgreatastic way to see in the new year
seen all the movies but the Summer House short
but the bits of it i’ve seen is really Robhawt
loved all the different Robroles for his diversity
but Edward Cullen is the favourite Robrole for me
still the new year holds opportunities galore
brand spanking new kinds of Rob to adore
Oh dear god, i really cannot bear the wait
any kind of Rob on big screen cannot be but great!
goodnight, sisters and sleep tight
maybe Robvampire will come by to bite!
ciao bella!
By: tessANZ on December 26, 2009
at 5:35 am
I would have to agree that Art is my favorite also. I rented How to Be right before his birthday, and that was the role that made me fall for him hard.
He did such an amazing job. I realized with that role that he could definitely have a future in acting after the Twilight series.
I recently bought The Haunted Airman, without seeing it first. I just had to have it. There are some amazing scenes in that movie. Close ups of him smoking, shaving. So hot!! There is even of scene of him in the tub. Have Mercy!!
Is it possible to watch all of Summerhouse on You tube? Since it is a short film, will it really come out on a DVD?
Rob is going to have an incredible year in 2010!!! So looking forward to seeing him playing something else besides Edward.
By: katiebird on December 26, 2009
at 7:58 am
In a weird coincidence, Sword of Xanten aka Ring of the Nibelungs is currently showing on UK tv (as in, right this minute). And they definitely dubbed over Rob’s voice.
The hair is bad but the jawline is there, with scruff, yum! The film is…meh. It needs more Rob in it.
By: la-tessitore on December 26, 2009
at 7:59 am
I just had to leave another note. I just watched his deleted scene from Vanity Fair, AGAIN. (I have that also, and watched it way too many times.)
God, he is so gorgeous in that costume. Anyway, I remember laughing to myself the first time, I watched it, because I noticed Rob’s “gate”, as he walks away from Reese. He has that same retreating walk in Twilight, in the hallway, when Bella noticed his eye color.
Did anyone else notice that too, and chuckle??
By: katiebird on December 26, 2009
at 8:10 am
Yup your right. I noticed it too!!
By: asiki81 on December 26, 2009
at 8:44 am
I noticed it also….as he was walking away I sat here hypnotized…thinking about how we all hate to see him go, but LOVE LOVE LOVE to watch him leave. God!!!He is the embodiment of sex and anything closely related to it!!!
By: RobsessedMuch on December 26, 2009
at 9:03 am
“He is the embodiment of sex and anything closely related to it!!!” Amen to that RM!
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 10:14 am
I noticed it in Harry Potter too!
By: pattincake on December 26, 2009
at 11:30 pm
I loved him in “The Bad Mother´s Handbook” and in “Little Ashes”!!!
He´s such a great actor!!!
looking forward to 2010….
By: Alice87 on December 26, 2009
at 8:17 am
For those who haven’t seen “The Bad Mother’s Handbook” and “Little Ashes” (not great quality) … I’ve got them saved in playlists.
http://www.youtube.com/user/RobCatCdn#g/p
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 8:46 am
I just created one for “Ring of the Nibelungs”.
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 8:56 am
Thanx RCC!!!!
By: asiki81 on December 26, 2009
at 10:52 am
whoooohooooo! thanx RCC!! After watching that vid of the bad mother handbook, i really wanted to see the movie.. sooo yay! <3
By: ginaransom on December 26, 2009
at 4:34 pm
OMG! Thank you RCC!!!! <3
By: LuvnRobALLday on December 26, 2009
at 8:56 pm
I have not seen” The Bad Mother’s Handbook”, “The Ring of the Neublsomethingorothers” or “The Summer House”. I do own all of the others….
I didn’t finish watching “Little Ashes”, the moment I got it I popped it in the DVD player and sat down to watch, but my kids kept running into the room. I didn’t feel like explaining the boy kissing, so I turned it off, and just haven’t had the time to go back to it.
But, I swear, every time I look at him (no matter what character) I just want to suck those lips right off of that face!!
And now back to our regular scheduled perving….
I loved watching these vid clips RCC. My computer is acting up right now, but I WILL check out your YT playlist for TBMHB . Thanks for offering it up.
By: RobsessedMuch on December 26, 2009
at 9:12 am
“every time I look at him (…) I just want to suck those lips right off of that face!!”
NORMAL!
<3
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 9:25 am
LMFAO! I think the same way. Even in Little Ashes while he’s sucking face with Javier, I’m thinking “Mmmm, I’d love to be the one sucking on those lips!”
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 10:20 am
Hmmm, all the roles are so different, not sure I can say which I like best. Of course, twilight will always be high on the list, as that was my first…and it got me Robsessed, but I think I like Daniel Gale best next. He was soooo adorkable and sweet in that one.
By: Haystackhair on December 26, 2009
at 10:15 am
I’m curious as to what moron cut that scene from “Vanity Fair”? Um, ok? Kind of crucial. I might have enjoyed that movie more if Rob had been in it!
Anywhoo, great post RCC! Can never have too much Rob in my life, or on my computer for that matter! Hope all you Angels had a good holiday and got what you wanted!
By: 1peeler on December 26, 2009
at 10:39 am
Oh, and Art for the WIN! That’s my fav so far! But I have high hopes for “Bel-Ami”!!!! And of course who doesn’t like a hawt, sulky vampire with great hair and a cool car so naturally, I loved him as Edward.
By: 1peeler on December 26, 2009
at 10:48 am
WARNING!
May cause you to pucker your lips.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4216225618/sizes/o/in/set-72157622743128655/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4215455657/sizes/l/
By: melbietoast on December 26, 2009
at 11:00 am
Not only did I pucker my lips, I think my kitty did too!!!!
By: RobsessedMuch on December 26, 2009
at 11:08 am
F*ckin’ MEOW!!
By: drizl on December 26, 2009
at 11:28 am
LOL RM, so did mine!
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 11:40 am
ahh there it is, the beautiful f*ck me stare!!!
By: Im Goin Down on December 26, 2009
at 12:40 pm
I’ve seen all of these movies and everyone is different but I see a little of Rob in every character he plays. The one I’m living for is Remember Me. Semi real life Rob may kill us all.
Now where the hell is he? I need proof of life!!! I’m glad he went home..I hope he went home but stick your head out just once baby!!!
By: dee on December 26, 2009
at 11:10 am
Good morning all! I hope everyone had a good RobmAss yesterday! I had a wonderful day with my family, with lot’s to eat and drink, and the highlight of the day was my daughters got me a NM Robward action figure, and a mini Rob book that can fit in my pocket so I can take it everywhere I go! Anyway, on to today’s subject of Rob movies, there is not one movie that I have seen Rob in that I do not like. Mind you I haven’t seen all of The Summerhouse, only the trailer, but I have seen all the rest of his movies and I love them all! Robward is obviously my fave, with RobArt being my second, but I think once I see Remember Me, Tybert may very well take over that spot!
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 11:36 am
Oh that was sweet of them SRL!
They know what makes mommy happy.
<3
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 12:26 pm
they are good girls!!!
my youngest got me a Rob unauthorized biography
By: Im Goin Down on December 26, 2009
at 12:41 pm
srl…your girls need to have a talk with my girls!
By: LuvnRobALLday on December 26, 2009
at 8:05 pm
Have seen him in the Harry Potter one, parts of The Haunted Airman, and er…’multiple’ times in Twilight & New Moon of course!
But, like so many have already said, I have a feeling Remember Me may truly be the death of me…*sigh* for Tybert.
By: Susie on December 26, 2009
at 12:30 pm
I am with you Susie,Tybert is already killing me, just from the trailers!
By: Im Goin Down on December 26, 2009
at 12:43 pm
..wonder if they will have midnight showings of RM? They really should….
By: Susie on December 26, 2009
at 12:48 pm
That was a great post RCC, great idea to show a bit of all of Robs movies. The only 3 I havent managed to get on DVD are Vanity Fair, Ring of the Nebwhatevers and the Summer House.
as Cedric Diggory he is all kinds of hot but wayyyyytoooooooyoung!!
Apart from Robward my first love, I loved him as Art in How to Be. There are lots of reasons for this mainly cos of his long hair and he is just so sweet and lost in it. I love the scene in the pub, he didnt have to do much acting there LOL.
2010 is looking very very good for all of us Pattinh00rs!
By: Im Goin Down on December 26, 2009
at 12:38 pm
IGD –
“I love the scene in the pub, he didnt have to do much acting there LOL.”
I know, right? Do you think he even knew they were rolling? Have you seen the extras, behind the scenes at the pub, where the director (Oliver?) says, “Let’s start that again, with full pints this time…” and Rob goes, “Yesssss!” too funny. Lager lout!
By: georgeygirl on December 26, 2009
at 3:03 pm
Hey, ladies I hope you all had a great Christmas!
I posted this yesterday, but it was late. I was able to eat Rob on Christmas morning…I got New Moon chocolates.
Then my hubby came up behind me and in an English accent said, “Scilla, it’s me Rob. Let me rub my bushy eyebrows on your back.” Gotta love Elvis’ sense of humor, even if he is a little jealous of Rob.
Tess, you asked about the Elvis connection and yes I love Elvis, but my husband is the one obsessed with him.
As for the movies. I’ve seen the full movie versions of “Twilight,” “New Moon,” “Harry Potter,” and “The Haunted Airman.” But only snippets here and there of all the rest of them.
Rob really is a good actor and it’s amazing what a dork he is in “How to Be” and in “The Bad Mother’s Handbook,” and how hot he is some of the other ones.
By: elvis4scilla on December 26, 2009
at 3:54 pm
OMG! Your hubby sounds hilarious!
P.S….Just got back from the store…had to get me some New Moon chocolates!
By: LuvnRobALLday on December 26, 2009
at 8:07 pm
Well, I just finished re-watching Little Ashes. Even if the quality sucked (on YT), I was blown away by Rob’s performance … again. And Javier Beltran (main character) is great. What a strange but touching story.
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 4:22 pm
Happy Day After Christmas Angels! I have to say I am VERY glad xmas is OVER, and a Happy New Year awaits us full of Remember Me, Eclipse and Bel Ami!!! YEAH!!!
JAG, thanks for this post! I have not seen all of HHH’s films, so it was very entertaining!
Young Rob was great in Vanity Fair!
I am not a HP fan and never saw GoF and don’t intend to.
I’ve seen adorkable Rob in How to Be and loved him!
I don’t plan on watching Little Ashes… I just don’t care to see Rob kissing a man, ick! (justsayin)
I watched the Haunted Airman and there are so many beautiful shots of Rob, close up…but the film itself I did not like and I didn’t like the ending at all! (justsayin)
Absolutely LOVE the last two vids of Twilight and NM… especially hearing Rob sing “Let Me Sign”. I do love Rob’s film Twilight the best – think it will always be my favorite of the saga films.
Hope you are all recovering from holiday food, travel, visits, presents etc!
By: melbietoast on December 26, 2009
at 4:25 pm
I shall always LOVE Adore and Worship RomeRob…. trying to get together RomeRob pics and enhance them in photoshop, tweak them here and there… for I NEVER want to forget how HAWT Rob looked on the night of Oct. 31, 2008….
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4215945322/sizes/l/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4215943742/sizes/l/
By: melbietoast on December 26, 2009
at 4:29 pm
Uh huh, you got that right sistah!!RomeRob IMO is the end all be all. Those are Hawt with a capital H. Be still my beating heart. That man is GORGEOUS!!
By: RobsessedMuch on December 26, 2009
at 5:30 pm
Amen to HHH that is RomeRob! *THUD* & *THUD*
But FYI … it was Oct. 30th. Trust me. If RomeRob happened on Oct. 31st … I’d remember cause that’s on my birthday.
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 5:44 pm
Amen! RomeRob will forever be “Hawt with a capital H”, and then some!
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 5:52 pm
Oh, goodie! RomeRob! Rawwwrrrr!!!!! Me likey!!!
By: 1peeler on December 26, 2009
at 7:36 pm
Ok now what story is RomeRob from???
I think I need to make s list to keep up with all this Rob lingo!!!!! Sometimes I am not on for awhile and I miss out on so much:(
By: asiki81 on December 26, 2009
at 10:55 pm
Asiki … RomeRob isn’t from a story. That’s what we call Rob when he was in Rome Oct. 30, 2008 to promote Twilight. I wish there was a FF story with RomeRob though. OMG how I wish!
It took me a while to get all the Rob / RAoR lingo too way back when I first found this great site.
<3
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 11:03 pm
Oh ok I see. I thought it had something to do with like A RomeoRob type of story. Shit is there a story like that?¿ Or I thought about Mob man Rob, Italian mob and all. Ya know what I mean.
By: asiki81 on December 26, 2009
at 11:19 pm
Asiki … if you’re looking for a Rob / mob-related FF … you have to read Emancipation Proclamation (EP). It’s an amazing story. The Rob in that one is RomeRob. What the hell made me forget that?? Oh yeah … I had CannesRob (Rob on the Pier in Cannes May 2009 *wink*) on the brain! haha
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5180793/1/Emancipation_Proclamation
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 11:41 pm
WARNING!
Alert!
“F*ck Me” Stare!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4215852944/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4215082799/sizes/o/
By: melbietoast on December 26, 2009
at 4:32 pm
Oh for the love of God Melbie! The eye stare, the moist lips, my heart and my lady bits can’t take it!
By: elvis4scilla on December 26, 2009
at 4:37 pm
I think I just lost consciousness…I must have forgot how to breathe. In, out, In out…Holy Shizz…what the hell was I talking about?
By: drizl on December 26, 2009
at 4:58 pm
Oh God, please…somebody help me….his eyes…his lips…his….THUD!
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 5:55 pm
WARNING!
This pic may cause you to talk like a two year old..
gggoooooegahmmmmeeeemmmmmgooo
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4215082799/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4210079309/sizes/o/
By: melbietoast on December 26, 2009
at 4:36 pm
Sorry Angels, Jizz-posting again, I meant to put this pic up as the second version…. goo goo gahh
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4210845074/sizes/o/
By: melbietoast on December 26, 2009
at 4:44 pm
“Mama..Dada..googoo…”
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 5:59 pm
Hey ladies, I almost forgot, I had another Rob dream last night.
I was at a hotel with my parents and my oldest son and we were having lunch. My son and I saw that Rob was there, standing by the bar with a bunch of other people. My son is a huge Twilight fan (gee, I wonder how that happened?). I was too embarrassed and star struck to go up to him, so my mom went up to him. Next thing I knew, Rob was approaching our table with my mom. My mom played it cool though and basically made it seem like it was my son who wanted to meet him. Yeah right.
Anyway, he was really sweet and nice and said “So I hear you’re a Twilight fan.” My son was smiling broadly and said “Yeah.” My mom quickly introduced him to my dad and me. I tried to hold his gaze, but he only looked at me briefly and then turned to continue talking to my son. He was being really nice and asked my son playfully, “So, are you Team Edward or Team Jacob.” My son said “Well, when I saw Twilight, I was team Edward, but after seeing “New Moon,” I’m team Jacob.” Rob laughed loudly and I wanted die. I really wanted to scream out, “Rob, I’m Team Edward, I’m Team Edward.” After that he walked back to the bar.
Well, later that afternoon, I got separated from my mom and my son and I was wondering around the hotel looking for them.
I was walking around the restaurant when I saw that Rob was sitting at a table with his managers/agents Stephanie and Nick. He remembered me and got up and walked over to me. I couln’t believe it. He said “Hi, I’m sorry, tell me your name again.” I told him my name and he asked me what I was doing. I explained to him that I was looking for my mom and son. He asked me to join him at the table while I waited.
It was a semi-circular booth and I sat next to him. He introduced me to Stephanie and Nick and told me that they had just ordered dinner and if I wanted to order a drink or some food. I said I’d have a glass of wine but I didn’t want to intrude on their dinner. While I waited for my wine, Rob explained to Stephanie and Nick how he had met me. They both smiled politely at me, but it was clear they just thought I was another crazy fan.
My wine arrived and Rob started to get a bit flirty with me. He was making eye contact with me this time and asked me “So, I’m curious are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?” I took a sip of my wine, looked him right in the eye and said, “Team Edward, all the way.” Rob took a sip of his drink and gave me a sexy smile, all the while looking at me. Stephanie and Nick rolled their eyes.
I’ll continue telling you the dream later. Elvis and the Elvettes are calling me…Gotta run.
By: elvis4scilla on December 26, 2009
at 4:52 pm
You are such a tease Scilla! <3
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 5:06 pm
OK, I’m dying! It gets better? I would totally settle for him smiling flirtaciously (sp?) with me.
Scilla – I haven’t had any time to fanfic yet! Gah! My holiday is not going as well as I’d hoped, as far as personal time is concerned, anyway.
Planning to soon, tho. Please don’t keep us hanging about the dream too long! I keep asking Swwet Baby Jeezbus for a Robdream, but he seems to hate me. *sad face*. Living vicariously through others, once again!
By: MyRobbie on December 26, 2009
at 5:06 pm
Mini FF? LOL
Throw in some Lemons and we have a 1 Chapter winner!!
By: wakingsky on December 26, 2009
at 5:26 pm
I’m gonna pop some popcorn and await your return………..this is just gettin good…..
By: RobsessedMuch on December 26, 2009
at 5:36 pm
OMG scilla, you are a total Boxtease!
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 6:04 pm
God, Scilla! This is almost better than FF!!!! Don’t leave us hanging!!!!
By: 1peeler on December 26, 2009
at 7:39 pm
I.NEED.MORE.
By: LuvnRobALLday on December 26, 2009
at 8:10 pm
Ok, ladies. I didn’t want to leave you hanging. I’ve been indisposed having to entertain out of town relatives and I haven’t had a free moment. In fact, I am currently hiding out at someone’s house, using a MAC laptop, something I’ve never done before. Where there’s a will there’s a way I guess.
So the rest of my dream. Okay, so Rob and I are flirting with each other at the table. After about 10 minutes, Stephanie and Nick excuse themselves and leave. I got the feeling that this is something they did when they saw that Rob was making a move on someone. It was almost a secret code. Their attitude was “another one bites the dust.”
So Rob is giving me the total eye fuck. There was no dorkiness or shyness about him in my dream. This is interesting because I love that about him, but I guess my subconscious had other ideas.
Anyway, he’s definitely giving me sexy looks. He finally asks me if I’m staying at the hotel and on which floor. I tell him I’m on the ninth floor and he says. “Oh, brilliant. I’m right on top of you, on the eleventh floor. Would you like to come to my room with me?”
At this point, I really wanted to go with him, but I was still looking for my mom and son. Interesting, how Elvis was nowhere in the picture. In my mind in the dream, there was no concept of him. I think I must have been a single mom or something. Rob didn’t ask about a husband either. Poor Elvis. I kind of feel guilty about it now.
Okay, so I say, “Well Rob, I’d love to but I can’t right now. Why don’t I give you my cell number and we can meet up for a nightcap later?” (Yes, I actually used the word nightcap). Rob agreed and started looking for a pen.
I looked thru my purse and found my son’s permanent black Sharpie. I grabbed Rob’s hand and wrote my number on his hand. He just kept staring at me as I did it. I got up and traced his jaw with my index finger and said, “Call me later.” He just sat there with his mouth open.
After I found my son and my mom, we went up to the suite we were sharing. Rob called me at around midnight (total booty call). I made sure my son and my parents were asleep and I left.
I went up to the 11th floor and knocked on Rob’s door. He answered the door with just a towel around his waist. He had just gotten out of the shower and was drying his hair with another towel.
He grabbed my arm and pulled me in. There was no talking, no pretense, no nothing. We started kissing passionately. I grabbed the towel and pulled it off of him, as we fell on the bed together. He ripped all my clothes off and got on top of me. He was basically telling me he wanted me badly. We were about to do the deed when he stopped and said, “You’re on the pill right?” I said I wasn’t and asked him if he had any condoms. He said he didn’t have any but he would run down to the hotel gift shop and get some. He quickly came back with a 10 pack. The last thing I remember saying was, “Well, you’re being awfully optimistic there Rob.” He gave me a wickedly sexy smile and said “No, I just know I want to go all night with you.”
That was it ladies. So sorry, but I woke up then to my cat jumping on my back and sinking her claws into me. Maybe the dream will continue tonight. Rob was totally not the way I picture him in real life. He was full on aggressive Rob.
By: elvis4scilla on December 26, 2009
at 10:48 pm
Scilla … well thanks for sharing that. Guess we’ll have to fill-in the blanks. LOL Hope your dream continues. Crossing fingers for you.
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 10:57 pm
I need an effin smoke now, scilla. So am I clear in thinking that you faded to black? Hmmm? How Steph of you! S’OK, tho, I’m replacing you with me (sorry!) underneath him on the bed and continuing the story in my head. Sweet dreams tonight! Let us know if anything lemony happens!
By: MyRobbie on December 26, 2009
at 11:05 pm
Scilla!!!!!! Wow that is a really hawt Rob dream!!!!!
By: asiki81 on December 26, 2009
at 11:31 pm
Yeah, man, total fade to black. It sucked ’cause Rob was naked and all kinds of hawt and he was really sexy and aggressive. Oh well. There’s always tonight…
By: elvis4scilla on December 26, 2009
at 11:37 pm
DAYUM! That shit was so good my NEIGHBORS need a smoke! *gotta have a Rob dream tonight* *I think I can, I think I can, I think I can*
By: LuvnRobAllDay on December 26, 2009
at 11:50 pm
okay — can I totally borrow ur brain 2nite-lol. Yeah, I had a dream about Rob in my shower…but here is the sad part….THAT was it! Just Rob dripping-wet, naked in my shower…and then I frickin WOKE UP! *sobs* I need a hug *more sobs*…my brain sux!
By: Susie on December 27, 2009
at 12:27 am
@ MyRobbie
I never got the chance to personally wish you a happy RobmASS! Hope it was great! <3
BTW … no smexy Rob dream yet for me either. That calls for another club! LOL
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 5:09 pm
Merry Robmass to you too RCC! Yes! A club for us unchosen ones. I’ll try to think of a clever name. hmmmm. Will have to get back to you!
Wait. Do daydreams count? Yea, didn’t think so.
Hope you’re having a good Boxing Day and maybe today of all days we won’t get boxblocked tonight in dreamland. Here’s hoping!
By: MyRobbie on December 26, 2009
at 5:15 pm
Daydreams I’ve had lots! Esp. when driving to work (long, boring commute) … not good! Almost had a few “bumpter to bumpter” incidents. LOL
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 5:23 pm
I had an uber smexy-hawt Rob dream yesterday during a nap, of all things! But I am not going to tell you ladies (sorry for the boxblock) because I am seriously considering turning it into FF!!! It really was THAT good! And it had a killer plot!!!! BTW, has anyone else ever spontaneoulsy orgasmed in their sleep? Just asking? teeeheee!
By: 1peeler on December 26, 2009
at 7:41 pm
Peeler … lucky B* LOL <3
BTW I've been sharing your little linky … cause sharing is caring.
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 7:46 pm
Yes, sharing is caring! LOL!!!
By: 1peeler on December 26, 2009
at 8:30 pm
Yay, Peeler I can’t wait to read about your dream in the form of FF. As for climaxing during sleep. Yup, and it’s the coolest thing ever. They happened sooo much when I was pregnant. Practically every night. The human body is an amazing thing. I couldn’t believe I could actually have a real orgasm without being touched, but hey it happens. Anyone else?
By: elvis4scilla on December 26, 2009
at 11:35 pm
Great post, RCC! He’s been in 10 movies? Damn! Am I a bad fangirl cause I didn’t know that? Am going to buy HA for myself, and will work my way down the list soon. Does it count for VF if I’ve seen his cut scene?
As for Robmass, it was fantastic! I got a CardboardTwiWard from my sister and he’s wearing the cuff, so, I basically was like a crazy tween fangirl yesterday morning. Cuff and Bouffant. So lurvely. My Robsession is now out in my house, which is weird.
Also got an itouch from husband who is now clearly enabling me due to all the good sexin. But I’m having trouble with the sounds. Anyone know how to do it for the itouch through itunes? Am pretty techtarded. I am so superduper excited about finally loading up my itouchRob! Ooohhhh! That sounds good!
I think this post was a sorry follow up to scilla’s schmexy dream (well, fanfictiony dream really, hopefully schmexy soon tho). But so it is.
By: MyRobbie on December 26, 2009
at 5:12 pm
Woot! Your very own Edward! LOL
And itouch … great gift! He <3 you a lot!
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 5:19 pm
I have seen everything but summer house…multiple times. Some even multiple times UPON multiple times!
HHH is wrecking my world, but I wouldn’t have it any other way!!!
By: wakingsky on December 26, 2009
at 5:15 pm
This picture totally gives me mixed emotions:
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/munich-press-conference-3.jpg
On one hand I want to rip off his clothes and have my way with him, but on the other hand, I just want to hug and kiss him, and make all of the bad stuff go away!
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 5:39 pm
And this one makes me wonder what he’s doing with his hands:
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/munich-press-conference-2.jpg
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 5:42 pm
I know what you mean SRL re: 1st one. <3
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 5:48 pm
*snicker*
Naughty girl pervy thoughts…maybe someone is under the table.
By: drizl on December 26, 2009
at 6:07 pm
He can be hugged and kissed and babied after his clothes come off!!!
By: RobsessedMuch on December 26, 2009
at 7:02 pm
Ok, is it just me, or does anyone else think Giselher sounds a bit like Legolas from LOTR? Everytime I hear him speak, I almost expect him to start saying “They’ve taken the Hobbits to isengard!”
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 6:21 pm
Oh fuck, I totally jizztyped there, it should be ” They’re taking the Hobbits..”, not “They’ve taken the Hobbits..”
By: spunkransomlover on December 26, 2009
at 6:24 pm
So, I’m just hanging out with the TV today and I bet I’ve seen the New Moon trailer like five times. I may have shovel a path to the movie theater tonight. Stupid blizzard.
By: drizl on December 26, 2009
at 7:03 pm
Drizl … do you have a YouTube channel?? If yes… you won’t need to shovel.
Or e-mail you don’t mind posting on the Web?
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 7:06 pm
RCC, no YouTube channel but I do have email…
drizl@gra.midco.net
By: drizl on December 26, 2009
at 7:09 pm
Drizl … You’ve got mail. LOL
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 7:13 pm
RCC, HOLY F*CK ~ there’s a very orange moon coming across my screen. Drizl runs off to find her ear buds and grab a beer! My evening just improved ten fold! Squee, gonna go watch New Moon! Thanks, babe, I <3 you Hard!
By: drizl on December 26, 2009
at 7:26 pm
@RCC…could you E-mail that to me too pleeeeaaasssseee? I could’ve sworn I downloaded it the other day, but can’t find it anywhere!
Thank you sweetheart!! <3
By: LuvnRobALLday on December 26, 2009
at 8:16 pm
Luvn … You were having so much fun commenting when Peeler posted the link the other day … so I e-mailed it to you a little while ago … just in case.
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 8:35 pm
Hehehe!! Guess I should’ve checked my E-mail earlier!! You had already sent it to me!! Thank you so much!! <3 you hard!! xxoxx
By: LuvnRobALLday on December 26, 2009
at 9:00 pm
That was awesome RCC ~ I may have to watch it again ~ I did hit rewind several times during the parking lot strut…
And Peeler thanks for getting the link…this is for you
And RM take a peek & anyone else who need a little Jackson every once in awhile. *giggle*
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/100/c/b/Jackson_Rathbone_Wallpaper_III_by_Alice_Cullen93.jpg
By: drizl on December 26, 2009
at 9:57 pm
Wide awake epilogue published on Angstgoddess LJ!
By: miki on December 26, 2009
at 7:05 pm
I cried like an effin’ bb!!What a great story.
By: RobsessedMuch on December 26, 2009
at 8:04 pm
OMG Thank you for posting this notice!
By: luvpattz on December 26, 2009
at 8:54 pm
RCC,
This is such a great post, thank you for cataloging Rob’s work and even posting links to watch some!
I’ve only seen parts of Bad Mother’s handbook but I think Rob is totally adorkable in it.
By: luvpattz on December 26, 2009
at 8:57 pm
Thanks luvpattz!
Hope you had a wonderful RobmASS! <3
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 9:01 pm
Dear Lord!
the unbelievable Rob-banquet and feast here
helps maximise the season’s cheer
but here is a humble contribution
to add to the festive celebration…
Robert Thomas Pattinson…just a man
And before we get our knickers in a twist…
Let us be realistic and remember this:
Robert Thomas Pattinson, bless his soul,
Is just a man, if the truth be honestly told;
He is not the demigod or avatar we imagine,
Nor a superhuman or alien exotic being,
Except that being a mere and ordinary man
Is the bit we cannot really understand:
What ordinary man can boast his inequitable inheritance -
His exquisite form and luminous countenance,
His range of musical gifts and assets,
His personality and irresistible appeal to either sex?
There have been predecessors of his kind:
Elvis, James Dean and Jim Morrison come to mind,
But all those fleeting and blazing stars that shone
Have slashed our consciousness but now have gone;
So this new incarnation of titanic acclaim,
This fresh beneficiary of outrageous fortune and fame,
How might he overcome his forerunners’ grief?
Of lives overly fast and tragically brief?
The solace and succor must lie in the determination
To live his own life and follow his ambition;
To surround himself with friends and family
Who trust and love in faithful reciprocity;
To always believe in his inner vision,
To exercise self-belief and harness the passion
For seeking the fulfillment of his expansive potential
In all domains: real, spiritual and existential;
Then he might truly translate into palpable reality
The evidential proof of his latent capacity,
And lift the standard for every ordinary man:
He will be The Man, still only just a man…
But then again, what a man!!
http://robertpattinsonrhymes.blogspot.com/
see you all in a few tocks, ciao bella!
By: tessANZ on December 26, 2009
at 10:24 pm
I was checking out some Rob goodies on ToR… doing a 2009 recap in pics.
Could he be any more gorgeous in this one!!!
Perfect hair, eyes / eyelashes, lips, jaw, neck, chest, the guns. I.AM.DIED from too much of the pretty!
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Untagged1.jpg
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 10:29 pm
I’m going to say, RCC, that pound for pound, that fuckin Cannes dad shirt delivers better than a lot of other shirts. Boy looked good that day. Just sayin. Go OCDR!
By: MyRobbie on December 26, 2009
at 10:34 pm
OCDR Rules! <3
By: RobCatCdn on December 26, 2009
at 10:47 pm
At least we know if he ever has kids one day he’ll be one hot dad like in Sexy Playground Dads
By: asiki81 on December 26, 2009
at 10:48 pm
OMG…..CannesRob is the hottest!!! Just loved him then….it’s basically when I “discovered” him…..
By: torontotwicat on December 27, 2009
at 12:45 am
WTF!!!!!! It’s just coming up to 4am and I’m STILL WAITING TO FIND OUT what happened in Scilla’s dream. Where are you, you boxblocking beyotch?!
By: fluffyliz on December 26, 2009
at 10:54 pm
check up above, fluff! It’s lemontastic!
By: MyRobbie on December 26, 2009
at 11:02 pm
Oops, sorry Scilla, just scrolled back up and …. well, fuck me, that was hot hot hot!!! (I’m surprised the cat’s claws didn’t translate in your dream as Rob’s beautifully manicured nails digging into your back as he gripped you in the throes of passion LOL)!!!!
By: fluffyliz on December 26, 2009
at 11:08 pm
Right, I’m off to bed (or sofa actually, still can’t sleep in my bed) with those images firmly embedded in the hope that I can have one of THOSE dreams! (And this time I’m keeping a notebook and pen nearby so if I do have a Robdream I can make notes so I don’t forget this time! ‘Night all!
By: fluffyliz on December 26, 2009
at 11:11 pm
Liz, who you calling a box blocking beyotch!?!??! LOL. Seriously, my relatives were totally blocking me all day. It was driving me nuts. I literally went to the neighbor’s house and asked if I could use their MAC so I could post. I’ve never used a MAC before.
By: elvis4scilla on December 26, 2009
at 11:39 pm