Merry RobmASS and Happy H00ridays to all my PattinAngels & my RAoR Lurkers! May you enjoy the peace and joy of the Season with Robert Pattinson the people you love. Have a great day! <3 to you all JAG!
One of my faves…
Rob's waiting under the Mistletoe to give you a BIG present 
more XXXmASS goodies after the jump me Rob!
Thanks to Raezworld, Melbie and the other readers who sent these Pretties to my box um my inBox 
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- Rob’s waiting under the Mistletoe to give you a BIG present :-)
Source: Special luv to Jen for this RobmASS goodie
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Happy Robmass to you, JAG! And a Hobotastic Robgasmic New Year!
merry christmas to all! have a robgasmic day!
so, have you all been naughty or nice?
NAUGHTY! haha….Merry Robmass to you all, and I hope the drought is over soon!
JAG….again my love and gratitude for providing this forum for all of us PattinAngels! xoxo
Rob’s waiting under the Mistletoe to give you a BIG present
I like that!!!! If only it were true^^
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Oooh I like Big things! They say good things come in small packages, but when Big packages come, it’s really good!
SRL I <3 how u think
I hope all u PattinH00rs and Angels have a wonderful Christmas today and I hope u all get what you want!!! I’ll be staying up and listening for my Robert Baby to cum done on me I mean my chimney?¿?¿
it’s not christmas here yet!! it’s only 9:30pm!! west coast is always last for everything!! lol
but merry christmas my pattin hOOrs. those married:maybe you can give ur husband a gift a leave rob alone for a day? pay some attention to them.. they put up with ur perviness. lol
tell them thank you and i love you.
What???*RM staring blankly at computer screen*I don’t understand……you mean stay away from JAG, and RAoR, and the rest of the Angels???No effin way!!!!My DH is not a jealous man, (thank BabyRobJesus or we would have some serious problems here). I can’t stay away, this place is what keeps me going. Believe you me , my DH gets PLENTY of attention, probably more than he did pre-Rob. In truth….I think he kind of likes the perviness.
WTF? Leave Rob alone today? Over my dead body! Besides, if I didn’t come here to perv at all today, I’d go through withdrawal, and then I’d be a major bitch, and I really don’t think the DH would appreciate that too much!
OK…which one of you naughty HOOrs took his stocking?
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/robsstocking.jpg
LMFAO!!! Merry Christmas Angels! Love you all!!
BAHAHAHAHA! LRAD you crack me up!
After that pic, it’s time for me to crash.
(keeping my fingers crossed, hoping that Santa drops just one little f*ckhawt ROB dream in my stocking. Please, I’ve been a really good little pervy gurl this year)
May you all be blessed with a hawt ROB dream tonight.
LMFAO LRAD! I swear it wasn’t me! But, I’m noticing that he looks a little cold now so I’m volunteering to warm him up!
<3's
Oh man… throw that in your sleigh Santa and bring it on over. Skip the chimney I’ve got the front door open…..
XOXO – Merry XXXmas! Because we know the Robloving never stops. It happens all 365 days! <3
Woo Hoo!! Sorry, but after looking at that, that’s all my poor brain can come up with.
Absolutely Brilliant *swoon* Love it
Merry Xmas one and all .
(Especially Jag, Leisha, and RobCatCdn, my I.R.B. and pimp! )
Oh LRAD-that was great. How am I supposed to leave the computer now??I just want to sit here and stare it him all day. Merry Christmas girl. I hope you and your daughters have a GREAT Robmass.
LRAD!¡!!¡ Ah if only Rob would show up at my door like that!!!! *DIED*
LMAO!!! I wish it were me!!!
Heeeee-sterical! Love it, LRAD!!
Thank you all! Glad you liked it!
And thank you RM! Merry Christmas and lots of love to all of you! *HUGS*
For once, I actually wish he ahd small hands!
*had*
Rob/nog-induced jizzytyping. ’tis the season…
LOL!!
Merry RobmAss JAG, and all of the other PattinH00rs! I Just got back from dinner with my in-laws, and I thought I’d pop in and give my holiday greetings before I started wrapping some last minute gifts. I just want to wish all of you ladies the very best this season, and may it bring forth lots of pervy thoughts and lustful dreams! ; )
<3 <3 <3
JAG and all of the PattinAngels,
Merry RobmASS and Robitty New Year to you!!
H00ridays with LOTS of h00rnaments are my favorite time of the year. Hope you all enjoy your time (getting) off.
Just a very quick Merry Christmas to all my Pattinangels!!!! Lurves you lots girlies!!!!
JAG & Angels,
Merry Christmas! Love & Hugs to all!
sorry, aint got nuthin witty, Im busy putting out the presents that “Santa” got for my son…
Merry Christmas to all you Pattinh00rs and especially our dear Robert! And may 2010 be the best year yet!
well it’s 2:30am here and I just got done wrapping gifts (procrastinate much?)
Had to stop in and wish you all a Merry Robmass!
Let us all hope Rob remembered to get his mum and sisters something nice this year and didn’t just grab them I <3 London keychains from the gift shop at Heathrow!
No, no, he got them NM keychains! Ha ha
Merry Robmas h00rs
I got drunk. Way too drunk.
Oh well
What are holidays for? Family? Pshhh no…for drinking and perving, DUH.
Love y’all
Merry Christmas JAG!!!!
Thank You for bringing such joy and fun into my life this past year. Even after such a craptastic shiteous year for me, I know I can always come “home” to RAoR and perv along with you and all the other PattinAngels.
*smooches* and holiday cheer to you all!!!
Merry XXXmas & Happy Hooridays to all of my fellow PattinAngels, Robcats, and whatever else you wanna call yourself!!!
Merry RobmASS sweet PattinAngelz…
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Thank you Dreamy. Merry RobmaSS to you to dear.
Thanks Dreamysim Santa!
Those are awesome DS! <3
Merry Robmass to all my gorgeous Pattinangels and Robsaints!! Hope you are all having jigging good fun!!
My man and i just came back from New Moon (his idea!) and i am looking forward to all kinds of fucking good times tonight!! *wink*
the young ushers taking our tickets know me and remarked to my Irishman that “she is crazy, man!” he smiled and said “no, she’s not. we both love the Twilight movies” Arrghh!! i totes gonna show him how appreciative i am of his awesomeness in putting up with my idiocy around Robert!
so, in case i have not posted this before, sorry if i have and, anyway, it bears repeating…if you are an out of the closet Robpervert and your man is still around and does not give you a hard time, you make sure you give him a hard ass time!!
An ode to the indulgent Pattinhoor men in our lives….
To all the indulgent Pattinhoor men in our lives,
For whom we are crazy-ass girlfriends, lovers and wives:
I salute you all on this considered day!
Come and listen closely to what i have to say…
Thank and bless all you patient, most empathic fellas!!
For putting up with these Robward-hooked bellas,
Finally giving up using logic to fully understand
Your women’s compulsive obsession for this Man;
For keenly making the much better decision
To indulge the state instead of derision,
And to reap the enormous fallout and benefit
Of having your women all turned-on and fully fuck-fit!
Robert Thomas Pattinson, by some quirk of fate,
Is the most compelling woman-magnet to date,
He reels us females in most irrevocably
And captures our imaginations as irretrievably!
Though we still all long and wish and sigh and yearn,
Most of us have had the occasion to soberly learn
That our adulation, though much and often appreciated,
Is never ever going to be personally reciprocated…
And so we spend inestimable hours and energy
Channeling our creative skills and digital witchery
Into displacing individual and collective talents
For ways to safely celebrate His life and presence;
Videos, poems, wallpaper, fan-fiction and porn;
Photos, screen savers etc for Real Life to adorn;
All attesting to the collective daily diet and menu
Of Rob-inspired outputs to see us through…
Real Life can suck real bad, as you probably know,
And knock your lady out and bruise her so,
So be glad she has ready access to effective interventions
In the Rob-frenzied supplies of Pattinhoor creations!
When she communes with her fellow PattinAngels and RobSaints…
And though she drools and pants and jizzes and faints –
Know that, at the end of her Robporn foraging,
She’ll be well-moisted and ready for carnal engaging!
Do not worry whom she may fantasizing about
While you are rumpumping and thrashing in and out,
You, my man, are the worthy and deserving recipient
Of your lusty hoor, full ripe and wild and hotly succulent!
You might even want to thank that innocent bystander Rob
For facilitating your woman’s throaty moans and g-spot throb!
For women, the fuck’s full magic is formed in her mind
Yet her physical desire for you is real, both faculties intertwined;
So just think of Robert as a sexual aide a la Viagra
Use him, my friend, with confident gusto and bravura!
Far from being your maligned rival for her affection
Rob enhances your sexual consummation to uber-perfection!
Your Pattinslut is that incorrigible and insatiable minx,
But Rob is never your relationship’s kinky jinx,
Give in to her pleasure and unrestricted joy
With you as the instrument for embodying that Boy;
Who knows, perchance, on some enchanted bed or floor,
She may come again and demand for more,
And you will rise like the cat’s coveted cream
To the top, slake her lust and deliver the dream!
This is a game of grand design -
You fucking her body and Rob her mind;
She needs your physical self to complete the rapture,
You are the frame and Rob is the picture!
And when you both come and reach your climaxes
You’ll do well to pay Rob his due taxes –
He is your enabler, without a doubt!
And without him, you may suffer sexual drought!
So, be grateful and leave her to Rob-fancy,
Rob-perv, Rob-surf and do Rob-pornography,
Give up your insistence to dominate her mind with grace,
Rob may be one reason but the smile remains on YOUR face!!!
So, love and treasure your randy and bawdy Pattintarts,
Embrace your wanton and raunchy Rob-sweethearts,
Buy her Rob-gifts and Rob-merchandise…
Your reward is Rob-inspired heaven fucking paradise!
go and fuck hard, ladies…rather, be the hoors that i know you can be…one more for Rob!!
love you all and lick you all up!!
Merry Fucking Christmas and a Happy Rooting New Year!!
ciao bella!
Merry Robmass!! What a great present – going to see NM in theatre again. My DH hasn’t seen Twilight or NM! He just hasn’t seemed interested to see them. However, he is one of the good ones that lets me go see it a million times, knows that Rob is my screensaver, puts up with Smom and my crazy Rob adventures and didn’t seemed phased when I got the hobo. He does a good job taking it all in stride. So I give him two thumbs up! Great poem BTW!
Nice poem……my DH occasionally suffers from the RobEnvy.But, for the most part he just gets to sit back and reap the benefits of my “relationship” with Rob.(I love the sound of that……my relationship with Rob.*BIG sigh*A h00r can dream)
WOW love the poem you wrote!¡!¡! I would love to get my hubbs to read it but I’d rather not. He doesn’t know how much time I spend Robsession and I want to keep it that way. Ok he kinda knows but just doesn’t say much about it. He as watched the movies with me but fell asleep half way through New Moon
At least he took me right??
Tess – when I think of great poetry I think of Shelley, Longfellow and YOU!!!!! <3
Brilliant poem tess!
Merry RobmASS and Happy Holiday to all PattinAngels!
WARNING!
This pic may cause you to become overly excited and jump out the window screaming HIS name…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4212278403/sizes/l/
OMG!!
Melbietoast, you are a hoor beyond compare!
i just love what you post and share!!
<3 *mwah*
Merry Christmas, darling!
Aaaahhh…Fucking beautiful!
All of the ones you posted today are gorgeous, I just don’t know which one to make my wallpaper…to many to choose from..*sigh*
Getting ready to go down with the kids and start opening gifts. Now I can drag my IV of liquid sex down with me.Thanx Melbie.
FuckHawt!!!! Melbie I got nuthin but <3 for u and ur pics. From one H00r to another happy holidays!!!!
TNGUS UPDATED!!!!!!!!! I luv the holidays!!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5383757/18/
Gawd ~ I luv that picture ~ Merry Christmas All ~ I’m off to read TNGUS Yippeee!
As if I don’t read enought Fan fic…last night my neice got a pair of underwear and it had, get this, CUPCAKES all over it. I burst out laughing. My family thinks I’m completely nuts
Drizl my daugther has a pair with cupcakes on them. Tattward is all that will come to my mind now!!
OMFG! Stay quiet? How the fuck are you supposed to stay quiet after looking at that?
Ahh fuck, Melbie!! Half a bottle of red wine and I’m willing to share this pic with all my friends – it’s fuck awesome!!!
WARNING!
This pic may cause you to “quiver”…. just a bit…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4213043680/sizes/l/
This one almost made me pass out..*sigh*
I did a lot more than just quiver!
Oh, sweet Baby Jeezus!!
Such a pretty face… Love him.
Oh Hell Yeah! In a heart beat Rob!! xxox
WARNING!
This pic may cause your temperature to soar to unhealthy heights…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4213043574/sizes/o/
Oh you devastating Pattinpimping girl!
those fuckhawt pictures put me in a twirl!
that man is so finger-licking good
always puts me in a horny mood
all that you said has indeed come true
i screamed and squeed and quivered too
so excuse me while i go to have a quickie
a huge thanks to you from my hubby!!
*squee*
That pic always makes my temperature soar!
Melbie, kill me now…..I’m not sure I can take anymore…oh, wait, there are more to look/drool/whimper/quiver over……
Two final presents…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4213043472/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4212278321/sizes/o/
Damn Melbie! Just…WOW!
Thanks Santa!
Melbie – as I was looking at these f*ckhawt photos Nat “King” Cole was playing in the background and when I clicked on them the song rang out, “Fall on your knees”! Yup! That’s what I did too when I looked at these!!!!
OK melbie, DED as usual. THUD.
Oh melbie, I <3 you!
*THUD* I. am. died………but with a quiver in my ladybits and a big shit eatin’ grin on my face – thanks Melbie, you gave me the BEST Christmas gifts this year…seriously…
My dear mad-talented Melbietoast!!
what are you? you’re the most!!
what a frigging relentless pattinhoor
who leaves me panting for more and more
now the hubby cannot is not at home
i have leave at RAoR to roam
and let my wicked imagination free
to wake up the devil hoor inside of me!
Just one look
One backward glance
I throw the book
I take my chance
I watch his eyes
His perfect nose
His languid thighs
His provoking pose
I imagine the way
He might smell or feel
What would he or i say
When we meet for real?
He stays for my pleasure
Perfectly patiently still
He captures me from his picture
Takes my senses, my thoughts, my will…
This is a pathetic pass
Such a gross disgrace
He owns me hard and owns me fast
He can name the time and place!
How did i ever come to this?
When did this thing happen?
Did his remote long distance praxis
Rivet this lost damned woman?
Just one look
That is how it is
With just one look
It just is how it is
No warnings heard or needed
Do not try to reason or fob
My fate is sealed and deeded
To Mr. Pattinson Junior, Mr. Rob!
thanks for the jittzing post, my sister
May Rob visit you nightly and give you orgasmic cheer!
Oh tess, I love you and thank you; and your poems are so f*cktastic!!! I don’t know how you come up with so many drool-worthy words to describe the sexual perfection of Mr. Robert Pattinson…. but I sure enjoy reading them!
Merry Christmas to JAG and all my like-minded friends here on RAOR!! Of course Merry Christmas to Rob goes without saying! *SmOOooOOooOOch*!
ps. Merry Christmas to Tattward, Domward, Snarlward, Biteward, Dickward, TNGUward, Sweetward and of course 50Shadesward who redeemed himself Christmas Eve, good boy!! I ♥LOVE♥ you guys!
JAG~ <3 you!! Thanks again for all the awesomeness you put out for us PattinAngels everyday! (she said "put out")
Ladies, hope you are having a festive day! By 5:45 my little ones had everything tore all to Hell, and the Hubs got me a lovely Rob poster & the NM Game that I fully intend to turn as pervy as possible. Maybe each roll will be associated with a certain sexual position or something. My imagination has no bounds…No Hobo though…but "Spunk Handsome" said I could hang my poster on the ceiling, so it's all good.
~Merry Christmas & Love ya, Ladies!~
Happy RobmASS to JAG and all!!
My lounging day is going very well ….. already watched Little Ashes, now about to get started with (that’s what she said!) How to Be!!
One of my friends got me a Twilight fleece blanket, so I’m all wrapped up in Rob too!!
Hope you all have a good one.
xxx
Ifonly, love that you enjoyed the poem and so great that your hubby is one of the “good ones”…hope you are going to love him real hard, girl!
ciao bella!
Merry Christmas JAG, and happy h00oridays to all of you Angels!
<3
gg
Just wanted to wish you all (and of course Rob because he lurks around on here you know) a very Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!
I got some great gifts this morning. But the best would be husband saying to me last night “why don’t we go see New Moon again this weekend?”
WTF?! He must really love me! Or maybe he just likes to stare at Kristen’s ass!
Thanks JAG – Here’s wishing you all the very best that Christmas has to offer. And that goes equally for all you fab PattinH00rs out there, you’ve all made my life a little more bearable.
To Rob
Hope you have an absolutely fucktastic Christmas with your family and come back to us refreshed and raring to go. You make my world a brighter place (and, it has to be said, you make my SMBH twitch, tingle and moisten in ways it hasn’t for many a long year, thus reminding me that there’s life in this old h00r yet!) Love ya HARD (yeah, I wish!)
I just opened gifts with my kids and under the tree, from my sister, was a gift for me. It was the Robert Pattinson calendar!!!!! I started squeeeeing and got all smiley and giggly!!! I haven’t been this excited for a gift since I was nine!!!!! It’s the little things in life, truly!
Merry XXXmASS Peeler. I wanted a calendar, DH claims he couldn’t find it. But I did get a NM game and a book about Rob. I WILL get my calendar…..Have a good one gurl.
My sweetie of a mom got me one too! She said she found it at……….wait for it………WAL-MART! She found my Roblendar in HELL! (I hate Wal-mart!) Oh well…gotta love me some Wal-mart if they carry anything Rob, right?
Merry Christmas to all you beautiful hOOrs! I may actually get a little perving time after all today! Santa (my ex-mom in law and her new rich boyfriend) showed up last night with pretty much everything my girls had asked for! I cried like a baby of course! So needless to say, my kids are totes keeping busy with camera phones (a 6yr.old with a camera phone…watch out! LOL!) and nintendo DS pet nursery games! And I almost have all of my cooking done, so yay me! I love you all and hope everyone had a great RobmASS!
xxoxx
I may or may not be planning on dropping off so Rob goodies for all of you later!
Which story has Mafiaward???? I can’t remember.
Emancipation Proclamation, my love/lust for him is abundant!
It is a great read!!! I love MafiaWard!!!
Thanx Christina4!!!!!
It is soooo good and you if you want I will share my MafiaWard with you….
http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Rome+Film+Festival+2008+Twilight+Premiere+KErAUVoKZjUl.jpg
Dear Gawd-he is sooo hot.
Oooooo, RobesesseMuch ……. me likee-likee a bit of RomeRob!
Thank you x
There is just something so sexy about the mob and now add Rob to the mix and I am ded!¡!¡!¡
Can someone put a link for Mr. Mafiaward cus fanfic is being a bitch and won’t let me search at the moment!!!!!
Merry Robmass all my fellow Pattinpervs!! Have a great day! Love all the Hoornaments!
Merry Christmas to all my h00rs! I love you like I love the image of “Rob layin’ me proper & smackin’ my ass with the Cullen cuff” in my head. Just in case you cant’ imagine, it’s a fucking lot!
Truly wishing everyone a happy, healthy, and safe holiday!
Rob, to you as well! *wink* Anytime you want to come by MS, I’d give you a special gift.
~Christina
Merry Christmas Jag! Thanks for making every day special with this site. Hope all your dreams come true. All the best for 2010!
Happy Christmas to JAG and all of you wonderful PattinAngels – may your holidays be filled with friends, family, joy and, of course, some fabulous smut.
<3 ~DeeDreamer
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL LADIES!! Mwwwaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
Merry Christmas to JAG, all the PattinAngels and Rob <3
Hope you all have a warm, wonderful holiday filled with love and happiness.
<3,
Spunk
Merry Christmas Spunk! Been missing you!! *HUGS*
Merry Christmas to all! Wishing you nothing but happiness!
Happy h00ridays
Happy h00ridays
While the merry hobos keep buzzing
Happy h00ridays to yoooouuuu!!!
I hope all of you wonderfully, amazing, talented, f*ckhawt ladies have a great day. Drink too much, indulge in everything, and come back here RAoRin to go later on tonight.
Try not to think about HHH too much today.#asif#whatev
Love you all XXOXXXXXXXX
Lurve you, RM!!! Too funny!!!
Love you too! *I pray that I’ll get the chance to drink too much tonight*
Every time a hobo buzzes an Angel gets her wings!!!!
I was wondering what the hell that was sprouting out of my back! Someone’s going a little overboard though! *I have about 6 pair already!!*