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		<title>By: RAEzWORLD</title>
		<link>http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/12/24/twas-the-night-before-xxxmass/comment-page-3/#comment-56385</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[RAEzWORLD]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 21:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay now, somebody needs to publish that and make a Merry Robmas book with those FawkHawt pics! Tell me you wouldn&#039;t buy it?! LOL!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay now, somebody needs to publish that and make a Merry Robmas book with those FawkHawt pics! Tell me you wouldn&#8217;t buy it?! LOL!</p>
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		<title>By: jabagirl</title>
		<link>http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/12/24/twas-the-night-before-xxxmass/comment-page-1/#comment-56018</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jabagirl]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[oh my goodness love the photo shop!  luvnrob you share so well and we love u for it!  i wonder if it&#039;s his torso, but not his legs they&#039;re too short.  long leg Rob is how you know if it&#039;s photoshopped or not.  but still it&#039;s a piece of f*cking genius.!!!!!   Love the look on his face...like that&#039;s how he goes around home all the time.  so natural with it.  God he&#039;s soooo Robqeeewwwt!  what a doll of a man!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh my goodness love the photo shop!  luvnrob you share so well and we love u for it!  i wonder if it&#8217;s his torso, but not his legs they&#8217;re too short.  long leg Rob is how you know if it&#8217;s photoshopped or not.  but still it&#8217;s a piece of f*cking genius.!!!!!   Love the look on his face&#8230;like that&#8217;s how he goes around home all the time.  so natural with it.  God he&#8217;s soooo Robqeeewwwt!  what a doll of a man!</p>
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		<title>By: sloopy1975</title>
		<link>http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/12/24/twas-the-night-before-xxxmass/comment-page-3/#comment-56007</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sloopy1975]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FUCKIN A, that was HAWT!!! *DED*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FUCKIN A, that was HAWT!!! *DED*</p>
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		<title>By: HeidiForReal</title>
		<link>http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/12/24/twas-the-night-before-xxxmass/comment-page-3/#comment-55539</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[HeidiForReal]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 21:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hahahaha, I am laughing so hard I&#039;m having trouble breathing!! Damn, I didn&#039;t read this yesterday. it&#039;s EPIC!! God DAMN, what an awesome post! 

There are no blogs out there that even have a tiny tiny chance at comparison to you, Jag. Your blog rules, completely. 

I bow to you, my hero. And to all your little helpers. LOL

Merry christmas!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahaha, I am laughing so hard I&#8217;m having trouble breathing!! Damn, I didn&#8217;t read this yesterday. it&#8217;s EPIC!! God DAMN, what an awesome post! </p>
<p>There are no blogs out there that even have a tiny tiny chance at comparison to you, Jag. Your blog rules, completely. </p>
<p>I bow to you, my hero. And to all your little helpers. LOL</p>
<p>Merry christmas!!</p>
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		<title>By: dreamysim1</title>
		<link>http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/12/24/twas-the-night-before-xxxmass/comment-page-3/#comment-55458</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dreamysim1]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 10:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merry RobmASS sweet PattinAngelz...
http://twitpic.com/v4cq6
http://twitpic.com/uxhad]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Merry RobmASS sweet PattinAngelz&#8230;<br />
<a href="http://twitpic.com/v4cq6" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/v4cq6</a><br />
<a href="http://twitpic.com/uxhad" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/uxhad</a></p>
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		<title>By: fluffyliz</title>
		<link>http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/12/24/twas-the-night-before-xxxmass/comment-page-3/#comment-55436</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[fluffyliz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 04:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey MyRobbie - Happy Chrimbo sweetie and, if, indeed, Cardward is waiting for you under the tree (yes, he does fold in half LOL!) then I hope you get as much enjoyment from him as I get from mine.  And if he&#039;s the NM Cardward, it&#039;s more of a scowl than a leer - but it&#039;s kinda sexy, as he puts me in mind of Master of the Universe (which is a hotttttttt thought for me - just read it all the way through for a second time whilst waiting for an update).]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey MyRobbie &#8211; Happy Chrimbo sweetie and, if, indeed, Cardward is waiting for you under the tree (yes, he does fold in half LOL!) then I hope you get as much enjoyment from him as I get from mine.  And if he&#8217;s the NM Cardward, it&#8217;s more of a scowl than a leer &#8211; but it&#8217;s kinda sexy, as he puts me in mind of Master of the Universe (which is a hotttttttt thought for me &#8211; just read it all the way through for a second time whilst waiting for an update).</p>
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		<title>By: MyRobbie</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[MyRobbie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 03:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Fluff!  I think I&#039;m getting a CardboardWard tomorrow!  Woot!  It, like the song SMBH, will remind me of you, as he leers at me from the corner!

Hope your back feels better.  Man, I love painkillers.

Merry Robmass!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Fluff!  I think I&#8217;m getting a CardboardWard tomorrow!  Woot!  It, like the song SMBH, will remind me of you, as he leers at me from the corner!</p>
<p>Hope your back feels better.  Man, I love painkillers.</p>
<p>Merry Robmass!</p>
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		<title>By: fluffyliz</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[fluffyliz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 03:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey ladies

Just thought I&#039;d pop in to wish all you fantabulous Pattinh00rs a wonderful Christmas and to say I hope you all get a little of what you deserve (regrettably, we can&#039;t all have a real live share of the best piece of man-meat on the planet, but I hope you at least get something you want or need).

Went to the pub this afternoon to have a few pre-Chrimbo drinkies with my bezza and her hubs.  And even though I&#039;m old and currently walking like a geriatric I still got two kisses from the pub stud (who&#039;s rumoured to be hung like a fucking donkey!) who also told me I had great tits and asked if there was any chance I would get one out just for Christmas (I declined, mostly due to the fact that, whilst they&#039;re contained in a layer of whale-bone they may look o.k., once unleashed I could probably tuck them into my knickers!)

I&#039;d like to thank JAG for this incredible blog, which has entertained me (and vindicated my Robsession) since the summer, and I&#039;d also like to thank all of you guys for being such great e-besties, for the well-wishes as well as the banter - I truly believe that without you I would have buckled under the constant and debilitating pain.  They say laughter is a great healer and they&#039;re right - all those endorphins I guess.  All the pent up lust is also great for distracting me.

It&#039;s now 3.30am on Christmas morning here in London and I probably ought to try and get my head down for a few hours while the painkillers and alcohol are still working, but I&#039;ll be raising a glass (or 3) to all of you with my turkey and stuffing later today, and also saying a big thank you to Rob for ... well, for just being Rob - perfect in every way.  

Like Peeler, I&#039;d just like to say Rob, if you&#039;re out there (and God knows you may well be bored over the holidays if you haven&#039;t got anyone to shag) that I love your skinny arse (and every other molecule of your devine bod) and I cannot even articulate how grateful I am that you have come into our lives - you brighten every single day of it .... MMMMWAHHH!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey ladies</p>
<p>Just thought I&#8217;d pop in to wish all you fantabulous Pattinh00rs a wonderful Christmas and to say I hope you all get a little of what you deserve (regrettably, we can&#8217;t all have a real live share of the best piece of man-meat on the planet, but I hope you at least get something you want or need).</p>
<p>Went to the pub this afternoon to have a few pre-Chrimbo drinkies with my bezza and her hubs.  And even though I&#8217;m old and currently walking like a geriatric I still got two kisses from the pub stud (who&#8217;s rumoured to be hung like a fucking donkey!) who also told me I had great tits and asked if there was any chance I would get one out just for Christmas (I declined, mostly due to the fact that, whilst they&#8217;re contained in a layer of whale-bone they may look o.k., once unleashed I could probably tuck them into my knickers!)</p>
<p>I&#8217;d like to thank JAG for this incredible blog, which has entertained me (and vindicated my Robsession) since the summer, and I&#8217;d also like to thank all of you guys for being such great e-besties, for the well-wishes as well as the banter &#8211; I truly believe that without you I would have buckled under the constant and debilitating pain.  They say laughter is a great healer and they&#8217;re right &#8211; all those endorphins I guess.  All the pent up lust is also great for distracting me.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s now 3.30am on Christmas morning here in London and I probably ought to try and get my head down for a few hours while the painkillers and alcohol are still working, but I&#8217;ll be raising a glass (or 3) to all of you with my turkey and stuffing later today, and also saying a big thank you to Rob for &#8230; well, for just being Rob &#8211; perfect in every way.  </p>
<p>Like Peeler, I&#8217;d just like to say Rob, if you&#8217;re out there (and God knows you may well be bored over the holidays if you haven&#8217;t got anyone to shag) that I love your skinny arse (and every other molecule of your devine bod) and I cannot even articulate how grateful I am that you have come into our lives &#8211; you brighten every single day of it &#8230;. MMMMWAHHH!!</p>
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		<title>By: Vana</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Vana]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, don&#039;t worry LRAD! It&#039;s snowing and freezing here, so I slipped and sprained my ankle. (can you f*** believe that ?!?!!!) I&#039;m staggering like an idiot now, and everything I do (uhm... for example ...organizing a little Christmas party...) takes me at least twice as long..... so there was little time left to post......... :-(

*HUG HUG HUG*

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, don&#8217;t worry LRAD! It&#8217;s snowing and freezing here, so I slipped and sprained my ankle. (can you f*** believe that ?!?!!!) I&#8217;m staggering like an idiot now, and everything I do (uhm&#8230; for example &#8230;organizing a little Christmas party&#8230;) takes me at least twice as long&#8230;.. so there was little time left to post&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>*HUG HUG HUG*</p>
<p>XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX</p>
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		<title>By: MyRobbie</title>
		<link>http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/12/24/twas-the-night-before-xxxmass/comment-page-3/#comment-55432</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[MyRobbie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:44:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got it!  I don&#039;t think my mom would appreciate a dick in a box, so, CardboardWard will remain chaste.  I am ridiculously excited.  Man, I hope someone gets me a mini-Edward.  That would rule.

Nite ladies!  Merry Robmass!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Got it!  I don&#8217;t think my mom would appreciate a dick in a box, so, CardboardWard will remain chaste.  I am ridiculously excited.  Man, I hope someone gets me a mini-Edward.  That would rule.</p>
<p>Nite ladies!  Merry Robmass!</p>
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		<title>By: 1peeler</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[1peeler]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok MR!!!  We want pics of you fan-girling it up with CardboardWard!  Got it?!  :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok MR!!!  We want pics of you fan-girling it up with CardboardWard!  Got it?!  <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: 1peeler</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[1peeler]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[See!!!!  That&#039;s what we all get for living double-lives!!!!  It ain&#039;t easy being a Secret Agent PattinH00r!!!!  You gotta have your sh*t together all the time!  No easy feat when you are constantly distracted by HHH!!!!  :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See!!!!  That&#8217;s what we all get for living double-lives!!!!  It ain&#8217;t easy being a Secret Agent PattinH00r!!!!  You gotta have your sh*t together all the time!  No easy feat when you are constantly distracted by HHH!!!!  <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: 1peeler</title>
		<link>http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/12/24/twas-the-night-before-xxxmass/comment-page-3/#comment-55429</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[1peeler]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:28:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looking forward to hot time with MafiaWard tonite!!!  Dippin into the Moscato while a blizzard blows through!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looking forward to hot time with MafiaWard tonite!!!  Dippin into the Moscato while a blizzard blows through!!!</p>
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		<title>By: IfOnly</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[IfOnly]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been downgradded to only greasing pan - not allowed near stove anymore.  Ha ha.  Dh liked your idea RM  - me nursing his wounds.  I think RobJesus would like me to have a nice hot tub night.  LMAO!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have been downgradded to only greasing pan &#8211; not allowed near stove anymore.  Ha ha.  Dh liked your idea RM  &#8211; me nursing his wounds.  I think RobJesus would like me to have a nice hot tub night.  LMAO!</p>
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		<title>By: LuvnRobALLday</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[LuvnRobALLday]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK...now that someone else admitted it (thanks RM), I&#039;ll admit it too...there are days that I never leave too! LOL!  :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK&#8230;now that someone else admitted it (thanks RM), I&#8217;ll admit it too&#8230;there are days that I never leave too! LOL!  <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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