By the talented RobsessedMuch & HAWT pics by Melbie <3s
Twas the night before XmASS and all through RAoR
Not a creature was stirring, not even a H00r.
The hobos were hung by the chimney with lust
in hopes that HisHolyHottness would come with a thrust.
the rest after the lick and swirl…
The Angels were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of ManCandy danced in their heads.
And JAG in her nightie with laptop in hand
had just settled in to crank out a post with our man
When out on the lawn there was such a noise I sprang from my bed-
I new it was his voice
Looking around I trembled and shivered
my eyes started to flutter and my lips quivered
The moonlight was perfect, shining down on the city
I stopped to daydream, him and my kitty
When what to my wondering eyes should I see
RPattz in the flesh approaching me
He held me and caressed my cheek with his nose
and then he pulled away and said off with your clothes
More rapid than bunnies, Robgasms they came
I screamed and begged and shouted his name
“Now Domward! Yes Darkward. God Prickward! And you Beautiful Bastard.
Yes Sweetward! Yes Tattward! God Mafiaward! Oh my Universal Master!”
On the top of the counter, on the living room floor.
Even in the shower up against the door.
With a wink of his eye and a nod of his head,
I realized it was time for me to get to bed.
Away to the chimney and up it he flew
Both he and I knew what he had to do.
I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
“Merry Christmas my Angels, I’ll be seeing you all tonight!”
WISHING YOU ALL the joys of this Holiday Season! <3s & Hugs JAG
Oh Robsessed and Melbie,
You girls are so talented!! I had to read it a couple of times, just to get the full effect. I can’t decide which part is my favorite, but I think, “He held me and caressed my cheek with his nose and then he pulled away and said off with your clothes.” God, I can just imagine him saying that with his sexy Brit accent. *Pouf* Panties gone.
The first photo is my favorite, because Joy is Rob in jeans for Christmas!!
My hubby and I are apart this Christmas, so this place has been a Godsend for me. Thanks for making me smile, LOL, and obsess over HHH this holiday. JAG and all of you amazing ladies are the best!!
Happy Christmas everyone!!
love you katiebird. Imagining him running his nose along my face just so soft shatters my insides!!
thankx katiebird, have a sweet Christmas! Imagining Rob running his nose along your face… that may help…
DIED
Merry Christmas Katie and wishing you a wonderful 2010!! xxoxx
Couldn’t have said it better myself, expat. God help me, but I love this place!
Oh yes. We all wish that is what we would get for Christmas. I want to read that tonight for Christmas Eve. My family thought I was strange before….Just wait. Merry Christmas Girls!! Hopefully dreams of Rob will dance in your heads tonight.
LOL Oh god that would make an intresting night for you and your family if you read this version of Twas the Night Before XXXmASS!
Rob bless us. Everyone!
Merry Christmas!!! xxoxx
Melbie & Robsessed – you have made my day. Thank you for sharing your talents with all of us!
And thank you to all the PattinAngels who make me smile each and every day!!
Thanks for being a part of it Dee!! <3
I love to make you all smile. I spend all day laughing at (with)everyone on here, it feels nice to earn my keep.Merry XmAss Dee!
RM, Melbie, this post and pics was awesome. You ladies did a great job. My fave parts were the naming of all the FFs Wards and “The hobos were hung by the chimney with lust
in hopes that HisHolyHottness would come with a thrust.”
And Melbie your “You know you want me and you also know, it would be the best you’ve ever had” and the “Look at this…this could be yours. This could be all yours. Can you handle it?” um, yes and YES!
And to JAG and all your PattinAngels/Pervs/H00rs, I just wanna wish you a happy and safe holidays seasons. You ladies are awesome and made me feel welcome and part of the family when I finally decided to stop lurking back in October. I spend so much time talking here and on twitter you ladies that I sometimes spend WAY too much time online and with you guys than with my RL friends and family. I’ve tried converting one of my best friends but she’s a Taylor fan *gasps* I know I know. How could I let this happened? To this day, I have no idea. Even my mother is surprised. But she loves Edward, not Rob. So they can’t blame me when I wanna spend my time with people who “appreciate” *coughlustaftercough* Rob. Anyways, have a great day ladies!
“But she loves Edward, not Rob.”
Pfffffttt!!! As if!
I’m still working on my mom. I DID get her to read the books a couple of weeks ago, though. She was completely hooked… had the same “what the hell am I going to do NOW” reaction when she was finished with BD that I did. She actually strung it out out so it wouldn’t end. Now, if I could only get her to watch Twilight with me. She says she has no interest in the movies… sigh.
But, while I had her trapped in the car with me a few days ago, I played some Rob songs from my iPod. She said he mumbles (well, I’ll give her that one), but that he has a nice voice. So, that’s something, I guess.
Basically, I just want someone I know IRL to understand, I guess. Even my “Twilight” friends think I’m a complete perv when it comes to Rob. They’re right, of course… but they say it like it’s a BAD thing!
Who needs RL friends anyway….they are no where near as pervy as the Angels here. And I dig it!!!I get all the love, support, and understanding that I need right here…….and the FF and pics etc. are just perks.kisses ladies
I totally agree, if I say anything too pervy around my RL friends, they look at me like I have two heads or something! But when I’m here I feel like everyone is on the same wavelength and I’m not going to be judged poorly for being pervy, because, honestly, who here isn’t?!!
Jenn, ITA- I stopped lurking about a month ago (I couldn’t perv alone anymore) and I have felt so welcomed! I’m looking forward to the New Year, and getting to know everyone better!
jenn, thank you hunny and I totes agree with you; none of my RL friends would understand my Robsession at all for they would think I’m f*cking crazy as a loon. I have to hide my Robsession from my sister, and when my niece and sister and I went to see NM together, I really had to control myself – sure would have been MUCH more fun to go see it with some of you PattinH00rs! But thank JAG and you PattinH00rs, I can visit RAoR and perv over Rob to my heart’s content! I’m so glad I stopped “lurking”!!
jenn you are not alone! We are all with you. No one truly knows the extent of my rob perving…I have some RL friends that think hes good looking (understatement of the year) but maybe they are just hiding out as lurkers (my user name is pretty much a dead give away if you know me)
RL friends? What are those? I have RL “used to be’s”!! LOL! I’ve gotten “hate mail” from my used to be’s about hanging out on a website with people I’ve never met (ask Peeler)!! So yeah…RL people suck around here and I love all of you Angels and would trade them for you ladies in a heartbeat! (Well, I guess I kinda have already! LOL!)
@jenn…have a wonderful Christmas my fellow Floridian!! <3 you honey!!
Feel the same way! You guys rock and are so supportive.
I have gotten tons of looks when I start swooning. But, with the music, my husband at least is appreciative of “my boyfriend’s” skills on the guitar. He says there’s an interesting part in the middle of Never Think. So that was nice of him.
I honestly don’t think I could survive the lusting of Rob without you ladies to hold my hand and tell me “it’s normal”. Srsly. I might combust. So, you know, thanks.
OMG….I laughed through the whole thing…..My favorite part was this: ““Now Domward! Yes Darkward. God Prickward! And you Beautiful Bastard.
Yes Sweetward! Yes Tattward! God Mafiaward! Oh my Universal Master!”….now that was just hilarous….all my favorite Edward’s….hehehhe….Thanks you guys for making my day….Have a Merry Christmas!!!!
Yeah so there is a new chap of The Lost Boys up.
(would post the link, but hello??techtarded remember) Woo Hoo!!
Here ya hun! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4869271/30/The_Lost_Boys
Best Christmas present ever!!! I’ll be reading that Christmas night…
**Sigh**
YOU.WILL.LOVE.IT. Cliffe at the end but oh so good.
RM & Melbie, you guys are the shizz! Funny as hell! Absolutely Love the “reindeer names”!!!
Happy Holidays JAG & to ALL of you PattinhOors!
I <3 U!!
Cheers to 2010!! RM & Eclipse!! Woot Woot!
Happy Holidays to you & yours, Smitten! I think I can hear you cheering from your short distance away, can you hear me as well? *w000000000000000000000t*
Happy Holidays Smitten!!! <3 ya!!!
Here is my 3year old poiting out Rob when she sees his picture!!!
SO CUTE!!!!
http://www.4shared.com/file/180302517/bd5273ca/Memo.html
It was meant to go here *pointing*
I went to bed at 6 ok and am up after only 2 hrs of sleep
*pointing*
I’m so very proud of our very own RobsessedMuch that I am fan-girling all over my kitchen this morning!!!!! That is the best and quite frankly, the only version of “Twas the Night Before Christmas” I ever want to hear again!!! I lurve you hard, RM!!!! That’s my girl!!!!!
And Melbie!!! I have no words!!! Your pics always render me speechless!!!! You are totes talented my dear!!!
PattinAngels are the BEST!!!!! What is this weird feeling coming over me?? It feels like my heart is going to explode out of my chest! Oh yeah, it’s joy! With a mix of love and pride! That’s what you ladies to do me! *hugs*
Hotness, Peeler! You should have said, “All I want for Christmas is you! *wink*” lol Maybe he would have attacked you then??? Merry Christmas, bb!
I love you hard peeler!!!! You make me LMAO every day with your pervy quick wit and sweetness! Mery Xmas girl!!!
Oh Peeler. You make me cry*RM wiping away tears*. You hold a special place in my heart. I have so much fun “playing” with you. And I wouldn’t want to share the RobJacksonTagTeam title with anyone but you. I hope you and your family have a very Merry Christmas and I hope that Mr.Peeler gets his boot off soon. BTW-I am totes jealous…..I want an eyefuck for Christmas too!!You go gurl.
Yup! Thanks to “Das Boot” that’s the only f*cking I’ve experienced lately! LOL!!!
Big crocodile tears of laughter are rolling down my cheeks! Melbie, I don’t have the words… Thank God you do!!!
You’ve forever changed that poem for me and I love it.
To all the PattinAngels,
Merry Christmas!!!
I hope we all get our wish for a Robtastic 2010.
Merry Christmas!!
OK, ladies! In about an hour I’m taking donuts to my Robchanic and his crew! Wish me luck! And any parting words of wisdom for me?
Good luck peeler!!!! Hope your tire guy is there. Try and take more pics
Go Peeler!!! Work it work it work it!
I wish I had a hidden video camera I could take with me! I’m heading out as soon as Mr. Peeler shows up! I’m getting all nervous now! I hope I don’t start Jizztalking to him again!
Go and get him, peeler!
If you can, try and get a shot of is AssCandy!
*looks around and shrugs* what? I like the AssCandy.
Ok, Im baaaccckkk! And to say that my Robchanic was happy to see me would be a mild understatement! When I walked in he lit right up! All smiley and sh*t! He didn’t even notice the donuts I was carrying until I set them down on the counter. Seeing as the lobby had people in it we couldn’t banter too much. But I am pleased to say that he made it a point to eyef*ck the shit out of me!! And check out my ass as I was leaving!!!! His parting words as I coyly gave him a sideways glance, looking up from my dark long eyelashes was, “Merry Christmas! Hope you get everything you want.” Peeler replies, “Thanks. You too!” Ok, so had to haul ass out of there after that because otherwise I was gonna leap over the counter and have my wicked Cougar way with him! I had a full on adreneline surge course through me during our exchange and my heart did the doubletime beat! Whew! I need a drink now!!!!!
peeler you sly devilish lady you
Cheers to a successful trip to the mechanics!
I was going to reccommend the ‘Bend and Snap’ of Legally Blonde but I’m totes late on responding and it looks like you didn’t need it!
Robchanic eye fuck, merry christmas indeed peeler!
GAWD peeler! that is so hawt!! I’m surprised you didn’t leap over the counter too and have your Robchanic right then and there… so he really “eye f*cked” you eh? LOL!!! I can’t bear it!
Oh, peeler! Gah!
I think gemmajean had a great idea. Next time!
Gah! Everything you want! Eye-fuck! Gah!
Merry fuck-me christmas!
Just sent you a text, but….DONUTS FOR THE WIN!! LOL! Looks like we won’t have to stage an “accident” in front of his work after all!!
Love you lots!! xoxoxo
expatz – I would be honored to share a belfry with you any day, girl!!! Rob bless us, everyone! <3
THUD!!!
I.AM.DIED.!!!
Fantastic post my dear!
Merry Christmas from one h00r to all!
Rob is at the top of my list, but sadly I don’t think I’m getting him! None of the presents (packages *wink*) are large enough!
Oh, I think I can handle it!
Merry Christmas JAG and bless you for your enabling heart. Happy New Year!
Dear Santa,
Please give everyone panties in their stockings this year. We promise to behave….NOT!
Happy Holidays everyone and Happy Trails To You All!
LMFAO! RM, Melbie, that was absolutely brilliant! I can’t believe all the awesome jobs that all of the PattinH00rs have done at perving the XmAss classics. It’s gonna be really hard(whatshesaid) to not be giggling, or have really pervy thoughts tomorrow, while my family is singing XmAss carols!; )
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EPIC post ladies. Hats off to you. No wonder this is my first stop every day! Happy H00rlidays to all my fellow Pattinpervs!!!
Backatcha, bb! *mwah*
Happy HOOrlidays to you too sweets!
*HUGS*
RM, Melbie & JAG…awesome post!!!
Well, I’m packing up and will be gone for a couple of days without internet (gasp) so I wanted to quickly stop in and wish all my PattinAngels a safe and wonderful Christmas! I hope your stockings are filled with Robalicious goodies!! I’m looking forward to pervin with all of you in 2010!
See you soon!!
http://media.photobucket.com/image/roberrt%20pattinson%20christmas/RobsessedBLOG/Funny/SantaRobertPattinson.jpg
Merry Christmas Shy!!! have a wonderful time and thanks for the hot video!
Merry RobmASS Shy!
Can’t wait for you to be back to full Rob loving, perving, etc. in 2010!
{hugs & smooches} <3
Be careful and have a safe trip. Merry Christmas to you & yours! I know I’m not going anywhere, 2010, here we cum… er, come! *mwah*
Meery Crhistmas and happy holidays Shy!! Have a safe trip honey!!
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I am totes late in responding to you hun, sorry. You have probably already left and you may have even got teary eyed at leaving the internet. I feel for you. I would die w/o everyone here. Have a great Christmas and we will be waiting for you when you get back.<3 u!
I think I found the perfect gift for us PattinH00rs:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002R0DOM2?ie=UTF8&tag=17-18-19-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B002R0DOM2
LMFAO! It looks like it would hold quite a collection, plus I think there’s enough room for the Cougar Cord too!
its like it was made for us!
That is effin hilarious. It is a must have for all h00rs.
I love that they named it “I want you always”. Awesome!
Bahahaha! – take The Hobo with you!
Merry Christmas to you all!!!
Beautiful dreams with Rob because we all deserve.
Can anyone please pass me the link to this ff “I LOVE LA”…pretty please
dia, I don’t think it is posted anymore, but I made a PDF copy if you want it
email me at melbietoast@yahoo.com.
Great job RobsessedMuch and Melbie! I have never had a schmexier Christmas than this year…met up with my RL Roblovin pal earlier today and Santa gave her a New Moon Edward and I got a gorgeous Rob book and another calendar. Srsly I need more walls for all the pretty!!
Merry Christmas JAG and all the ladies, I sincerely mean it when I say I have enjoyed every minute I have spent with all of you. You have kept me goin thru RL crapola and RobDroughts and shared the joys of Robvember Overload! Its been a treat getting to know all of you.
(and just in case he’s a lurkin)
Merry Christmas Robert Pattinson. You are absolutely the hottest mother f*cker on the planet!:
Good idea IGD!! Merry Christmas to you!
Merry Christmas MR ROBERT PATTINSON!!! Thanks for a really, REALLY great year. You should be receiving the thank you card from my husband any day now!
Merry Christmas IGD!! Can’t wait to see what yummy things 2010 brings us hOOrs!!
*HUGS*
Holy SantaWard in a sleigh full of lust…174 comments already.That is hawt!!
Good Morn All ~
Peeler I hope your day trip to the mechanics was successful *snort* Honey this is for you ~ And anyone else who would go behind the dumpster to play with Jacks.
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7500000/Jackson-Rathbone-jackson-rathbone-7556889-1024-768.jpg
That was a really long f*cking link I hope it works.
Oh wow….that is one f*cking hot Jackson pic… !!!!! Thanks, love his happy trail too ( of course Rob’s is more enticing….)
OH! OH! OH! That’s hawt!
Thank you, Drizl! I just want to crawl up next to him and kiss those perfect pink lips! Yowwwzzzzzeeerrrrrr!!!!!
Holy shit drizl!!Now that is a XmAss gift!! I think he’s been reading this post , cause’ I spot manties!!!!!!!!!
OHHHH MYYYYY… I’ll have to tuck the hubs in early and make room under the tree for the evening festivities…
Thanks for the wonderful “Night Before Christmas” RAOR edition!
I have a little christmas greet for anyone who would like to read it..
http://mydiscomrobulation.blogspot.com/
it’s not sexy, or funny.. ok a little funny.. but it’s from the heart.. one night a year.. that’s it..
so grab your kleenex if you dare..
and hop yourself on over there!
Merry Christmas to all of you! Be Safe, Laugh much and try not to tire Rob out too much.. he has A LOT of houses to visit
Merry Christmas, Kel!
Merry Christmas Kelly!
Kelly … Merry RobmASS! <3
Oh Kelly, thank you so much for sharing… I know it will be a difficult xmas without your beloved Mom, I share your pain for I’ve lost my dear Mom too. You take care sweetie. You are a darling and I’m so glad you have Suz as a friend.
Merry Christmas Kelly. That was beautiful and very heartfelt. Thank you for sharing it with us. *HUGS*
Let’s celebrate the season! I’m gonna post these because, well . . . I’m damn proud of them! LRAD and I poured our little hearts and soul into them! And as our most beloved RCC always says, “sharing is caring”!! Merry RobMass Lovelies!
LOVE THEM!!! Merry Christmas BB!!! Be safe!!
<3 Thanks peeler!!!!!!!! I just put it on my phone so I can watch it where ever I go!!!!
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
My posts are being cockblocked for some unknown reason…Maybe it was because I inlcuded a link to a really f*ckhawt wallpaper of Jackson. I was thinking of you Peeler…behind the dumpster…playing with Jax.
oh peeler and LRAD, I just f*cking LOVE this vid…. you KNOW that!!! Outstanding work ladies…
Awwww Peeler! I didn’t think my heart could swell any more from all the sweetness on today’s post, and then I see you pimping our shit! I love you my e-bestie and I can’t wait to make many more f*ckawesome viddys with you!! You, my dear, are simply the best! *HUGS AND LOVE*
I can not get enough of this video. You ladies did a fucktastic job. Nothing says XmASS like Rob doing the falalalalas!!
And SantaRob please slide down my chimney tonite!
And yes Rob…if you ever feel the urge to fulfill our backdoor Santa fantasies, mine is the last house on the right…I’ll leave the Christmas lights on and my backdoor open for you babe!
MERRY CHRISTMAS ROB!
My effing last post disappeared into nothingness. WTF?
Gonna try it again…grumble
Peeler! I hope your day trip to the mechanics was everything you wanted. *snort*
Honey this is for you and anyone else who wants to meet behind the dumpster and play with Jaxs!
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7500000/Jackson-Rathbone-jackson-rathbone-7556889-1024-768.jpg
I’m there!!!! I would happily wait behind the dumpster for a shot at that!!! RM, where you at baby???? Jacks is waiting!!!!!!
I’m here, I’m here.*RM running up to drizl and peeler out of breath*Am I too late?God I hope not. I don’t want to keep Jack waiting, he is way too pretty to have to wait.
Nope, he’s all warmed up for you!!!! *Peeler wipes sweat from her brow* I kept him “busy” while he was waiting for you!!!
Sahweeett!!I’m goin’ in!!
thatswhathesaid! LOL!!! Tag me in when your done, bb!! We’re gonna wear his hawt ass out!!!!
In case you need one more… and who doesn’t need one more
Make an on-line slide show at http://www.OneTrueMedia.com
I hate when that happens!
Oh I love this vid Kelly…. beautiful… sweet, awesome. Thanks.
JAG, especially, for everything that you do for us
and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WONDERFUL LADIES…………
No idea if I will get a chance to get on here for a few days now
But just want to say I wish each and every one of you a Happy and Peaceful Christmas.
The last few months that I’ve been visiting RAoR have been truly amazing. Each and every one of you wonderful ladies are just so brilliant, funny, talented and generous.
I feel like this is my second home and I’m so glad that I have somewhere to go where my robsession is normal, embraced and understood!!!
I love you all.
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Merry Christmas Sue! Hope you can stop in and perve soon! <3
Love you HARD Sue!
We love you back Sue! My attempt at the gif was an epic FAIL…
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you sweetheart!! *HUGS*
Wishing you a great RobmASS expat!
{smooches} <3
Great job RobsessedMuch and Melbie! Such wonderful poetry for the eyes and ears! Loved it! You guys got skillz. I love all the Xmas posts. They’ve been great. Helps us get into Robs pants, I mean the spirit.
<3 U JAG and all the PattinAngels! Hope you all have a wonderful Xmas tomorrow (or today for some). XOXO!
Merry Christmas IfOnly!! Enjoy that Hobo for all of us!
*HUGS*
Thanks LRAD! You too. I’m going to take it Smom’s house for Xmas tomorrow. Hee hee. I need to show it to our mom. She loves Rob/Twilight ect also although she doesn’t have quite the same “dedication” that we do. But I know she’ll still think the hobo is hilarious.
Thanks IfOnly. Don’t forget to hang that hobo tonight….you know who is cumming for you!Have a very Merry Christmas. I wish I had a sister to perv with about Rob…..Oh wait…I have all of you.
Pervy X’s & O’s to you, expat!
Well I’m not going to be adding anything new to our discussion, but I really do love you all and screw Disneyland cause RAoR is the happiest place on earth (other than HHH’s bed).
JAG, your never ending brilliance is awe inspiring. Thank you!
Melbie & RM….WOW! You both are so talented. Loved how you really put the triple XXX with an extra thrust into the story.
And the picutres…so beautiful.
I am getting all choked up, but I really love all you HOOrs and looking forward to 2010!!!!
Rob-if you are indeed lurking, have a very Merry Christmas with your family and friends! Keep on doing what your doing.
gemma, “screw Disneyland” – LMFAO! I love you gemma!
Merry Christmas gemma!! <3 *HUGS*
Why can’t i find “I LOVE LA”? could you ladies please tell me where can i find this ff?
Hi dia,
I believe it was taken down a while back (I remember one of the HOOrs here mentioned it). I loved that ff as well….maybe someone saved/printed a copy?
I’m sorry I wish I could be more help. Sometimes if you e-mail the author and ask they might send you a link/copy.
Best of luck!
dia, you can email me and I will send you my PDF copy
melbietoast@yahoo.com
OK, had a crazy dream last night. . . Unfortunately it wasn’t Rob’s sugar plums dancing in my head-dang it! But, I must have been in NYC during Rob’s media tour standing with a bunch of Fan Girls that were jumping up and down screaming, crying, etc. . . BUT I wasn’t, I was standing perfectly still, dressed in a I. AM. Died. T-shirt, trench coat & a black zorro mask?? WTF??? I guess my double life is catching up with me!!???
LOL
It does feel like double life we lead
The RW (real world) &
Then there is RW (Rob’s world)<—–The one I prefer
I know, right??? Thanks for writing back to me! It is true I am a newbie to a lot of this, and it is so nice to know I am not alone. As for the FF, I can not get enough! So much to read, so little time!!
I should be cleaning my house, and getting ready for festivites, but here I am!
I think I will be struck down tonight when I walk into church for candlelight service-too many pervy Christmas songs, and Rob lust thoughts in my head!
ROFL!!!! Yup I just got done putting a load of laundry to wash that should have been done yesterday but I spent way to much time online instead. Well as far as church things go we might end up all going to hell but at least I had fun in this life right???? UH just don’t let my kids ever here me say that!!!!
I know!!! me too I have a shitload of RL stuff to do but instead here I am pervin away. that express bus to Hell is right on schedule!
Shell – your dream costume sounds like a great idea for the official “PattinAngel Security Detail” uniform!!! LOL!!!
OMG. I love your dream. It’s perfect. It’s a therapist dream dissection come true. hahaha.
Yes look what just updated
Master of the Universe!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5368782/55/
Oh yeah!!!! there is a Santa!!! thanks
I haven’t read that one yet, I will probably start it this weekend. I spent last weekend reading CW&IA-thank God my husband was away on business. My kids ate cereal & cookies all weekend long, and that’s it!
I had to attend 2 Christmas parties (and I loooove to party) and I was actually mad I had to shower and get dressed!
Have a great Christmas-RL is calling. Gotta iron clothes for tonight. I also read this week Georgeygirl’s The Weight of Words, and I had to chuckle because I loved her discription of the Cullen’s being a Bible-thumping, booze-guzzling family. That is sooo us too. Headin’ to Church, then we go get our drink on!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5463683/1/The_Weight_of_Words
Hopefully that linked worked, I am the most non-tech savvy 37 year old eva! LOL!!
Merry F*cking Christmas to me ! Drizl runs off to read! Squee!
Merry RobmASS IGD , Shell & aski Cheers to you all!
And you too Rob sweetie ~ *blows er…kisses*
Loved this chappie like I love all of them. Silver Balls were brought up again and UMMM yeah they seem intresting *~* To bad my hubby would look at me like I lost my mind if I brought it up. He already thinks I lost my when I told him what would he think if I got my nipples pierced (I was J/King) He thought I was serious and was like what, where did that come from. ROFLMAO He already is avoiding Miami because of that show Miami Ink. Well I really want a tattoo and I only want that guy Ami to do it. I don’t know why but I find that guy hawt for what ever reason, he’s ok in the looks department but it’s his personality and tatts I find sexy. I will do it one day whether hubby likes it or now. I really want one!!!!
Just do it asiki ~ if I can get a tattoo. Anyone can! And I lurve mine!
@ RobsessedMuch … Great, great post … LOVED IT! That.is.all. <3 lots!
@ Melbie … I've already told you how much I love your pics.
<3
@ JAG … thanks for this Great, Fantatistic, BEST EVER Rob site. You already know how much I <3 you … for real. {smooches} <3
@ all PattinAngels … Wishing you the best RobmASS ever! <3 you all!
Same to you, RCC! Wishing you a happy holiday season! *mwah*
<3 you too RCC! Merry RobmASS love and happy new year!! *HUGS AND LOVE*
Wishing Jag and all the PattinAngels a very Merry Christmas and if you don’t celebrate then I hope you have a very nice day!