By the talented RobsessedMuch & HAWT pics by Melbie <3s
Twas the night before XmASS and all through RAoR
Not a creature was stirring, not even a H00r.
The hobos were hung by the chimney with lust
in hopes that HisHolyHottness would come with a thrust.
the rest after the lick and swirl…
The Angels were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of ManCandy danced in their heads.
And JAG in her nightie with laptop in hand
had just settled in to crank out a post with our man
When out on the lawn there was such a noise I sprang from my bed-
I new it was his voice
Looking around I trembled and shivered
my eyes started to flutter and my lips quivered
The moonlight was perfect, shining down on the city
I stopped to daydream, him and my kitty
When what to my wondering eyes should I see
RPattz in the flesh approaching me
He held me and caressed my cheek with his nose
and then he pulled away and said off with your clothes
More rapid than bunnies, Robgasms they came
I screamed and begged and shouted his name
“Now Domward! Yes Darkward. God Prickward! And you Beautiful Bastard.
Yes Sweetward! Yes Tattward! God Mafiaward! Oh my Universal Master!”
On the top of the counter, on the living room floor.
Even in the shower up against the door.
With a wink of his eye and a nod of his head,
I realized it was time for me to get to bed.
Away to the chimney and up it he flew
Both he and I knew what he had to do.
I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
“Merry Christmas my Angels, I’ll be seeing you all tonight!”
WISHING YOU ALL the joys of this Holiday Season! <3s & Hugs JAG
DEAD
Completely… Poofed, thud-ed & died, all in one fuuuuhcking fell swoop…
*blanks out, staring at wall, having visions of that sweet mantieless Mancandy in buttonflys growling fuckhawt nothings in my ear*
*shivers*
That made THIS Kittie all kinds of purrrrrr, not to mention, twitch! RAWR!
Fuck kitttatt!! Just thinking about him “growling fuckhawt nothings in my ear” is giving my kitty the shakes…thank you!!
“Look at this….
This can be yours.
This can be all yours.
Can you handle it?”
-Love it!!!!!
Great post RobsessedMuch and Melbie.
Loved the RobChristmas!
I love it when somebody at one time took that picture of Rob you are talking about and had him saying: “What do I have to do to get you into a Volvo?”…like a car salesman. IT WAS FUNNY!
@debbo… Yeah, I can’t look at that picture now without thinking of Volvos!
DOUBLE DEAD
“Come with a thrust” = epic win.
And I feel like I should get some kind of life now since I read all of those ‘wards….
Great job, ladies! I giggled until my heart was content! Christmas classics have never been so deliciously pervy and those pictures added that extra spice and sweetness!
Love you, guys!
~Christina
Thank you Christina! I <3 you!
One thing is for sure….Christmas WILL.NEVER.B.THE.SAME. Glad to bring you some XmAss cheer.
Christina, you said it perfectly – I’m smirking and giggling and having a lovely start to my day! And, I don’t know about you all, but I won’t be straining my ears over the winter sky tonight to hear sleigh bells, but instead listening for Rob’s call to his PattinAngels!!
Merry Christmas to all of you wonderful ladies – enjoy and be safe!
~DD
<3's to you all!
Ahhh, I love you guys too! *mwah*
I went from crying tears of laughter, to tears of…I don’t know what to call them! I kinda got all sentimental and shit at the end! LOL! I will NEVER forget this post as long as I live! EPIC!! The rest of the world should be extremely jealous, because I have the best home and the most amazing sisters (all of you) that a girl could ever ask for! This is the type of bond that words just can’t define and I love you all so much! I hope all of you have a wonderful RobmASS and a freak nasty new year with lots of Robporn! xoxoxo
<3 you so much Jag. Thank you so much for bringing this beautiful (and supa naughty!) family together. I don't know what I did before RAoR! You're the best!
Oh yeah Angels…f*ck the chimney!! THIS is where I want to hang my stocking!
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/GetAttachment-8aspx.jpg
My sweet YT friend Mouse sent me that to me…<3
GAAAAHHHHH!!!! LMFAO!!!
Holy Shit!! Wishes really do come true!
LRAD—have to get the hell out of here but perhaps you can also arrange such a hook for my stocking—lmfao—<3
LRAD~~~ HO HO HO infuckindeed!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMM maybe I’ll get my hubby to do that for me. Must find Santa hat tomorrow;)
hahahahhahh Now THAT’S FUNNY! My EX husband used to do that with a towel. I always called it the “towel rack”….LOL ….NOW THAT’S HARD! YEAH BABY!
OMR!!!
Sigh……
I just love Photoshop!!! Nice work!
F*ck! LRAD, that is the best manip I think I’ve ever seen!!!! GAH GAH GAH!!!
(and I totes agree, I love our PattinH00r family so much)
Brilliant! Lost for words…..X
LRAD, I agree with you. All you ladies make me feel so welcome and make me feel that I’m a normal in all this love/lust that I have for Rob lol. Happy Holidays to you all and be careful.
And holy crap. That manip is AWESOME! MUST.SAVE.NOW.
Best. Stocking. Hanger. EVER.
Oh my goodness. Fuck the stocking, it’s a RM holder.
Love it. Teehee
Oh LRAD – First off, I agree with you 100% – this place makes me truly happy! I can’t imagine going through my day without checking comments and reading the posts that are pure WIN each and every day!
And that photo? Dear Lord it should be illegal. Me likey. Lots!!
Happy Holidays, JAG – our Queen of Rob-Happiness!!
RM holder… *snort* Now that you mention it, I think it would make a very nice Nora holder, too…
<3 you to Luv! I couldn't have said it better myself. It's all so true. E-besties are the BEST!
LRAD – You know this made my day yesterday! I was privledged to a sneak peek! (thatswhathesaid) LOL!
LRAD! I got all veklempt too… well, after the Robgasm I got veklempt. You angelz are so entertaining and I love having this great place to perv!
And the “place to hang a stocking’? WIN!!
Holy Hell! GAH! I want to hang something on that, and it ain’t my stocking!!!
OMFG LRAD, that would be what I call a pretty full stocking!LOL!
LuvnRobAlldayandphotoshoppinghiminanyf***way!
Ok, THAT’S what I’ll be thinking of tomorrow when I empty my stocking and when my sweet aunt asks: “Are you happy with your present dear?”
JAG, RobsessedMuch, Melbie and all the other Angels:
THANK YOU SO VERY F**** MUCH!!!!
Happy Christmas everybody!!!!
XXX (Ducth kisses, we always give 3)
There’s my lovely Vana! How are you sweetie? I worry when you don’t post every day!
I hope you have a Happy Christmas too! Love you!! *BIG HUGS*
No, don’t worry LRAD! It’s snowing and freezing here, so I slipped and sprained my ankle. (can you f*** believe that ?!?!!!) I’m staggering like an idiot now, and everything I do (uhm… for example …organizing a little Christmas party…) takes me at least twice as long….. so there was little time left to post………
*HUG HUG HUG*
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
oh my goodness love the photo shop! luvnrob you share so well and we love u for it! i wonder if it’s his torso, but not his legs they’re too short. long leg Rob is how you know if it’s photoshopped or not. but still it’s a piece of f*cking genius.!!!!! Love the look on his face…like that’s how he goes around home all the time. so natural with it. God he’s soooo Robqeeewwwt! what a doll of a man!
RobsessedMuch & melbie—what wonderful verses & beautiful pictures to accompany us on the big RobmAss countdown—St.Rob should send us all a dream—superb WIN—<3 you both—
Thank you expatz, you are a jewel… <3 you too!
<3 you. I was hoping to have sucha dream last night, and no such luck. Maybe toinght…
I don’t even want to tell you about the scarry sh*t I dreamt of!!!! Rob’s been eluding me lately in my nocturnal state of mind! Wiley little minx!
Oh fuck peeler, speaking of dreams, I had the weirdest one last night. I was in a movie theatre snuggling with Rob, sharing some popcorn, and watching Halloween(why I was dreaming about that movie at this time of year is beyond me), and then the next thing I knew Rob was Michael Meyers and he was chasing me with a machete! I don’t know WTF it was supposed to mean, but it really freaked me out!
On knees bowing to RobsessedMuch and Melbie’s greatness. . . That is classic!!! I swear, since I will never, ever have HHH (sigh) I at least have you here at RAoR!
As I said once before, I feel like Dorothy clicking her heals. . . “There is no place like RAoR, there is no place like RAoR.” Well, there is a better place. . . Counter, floor, door! Yes, may I have another??? Just shove me over the whipping bench and rabbit fur flog me!
shellgoesgaga, you are so right “There is no place like RAoR”!! Thank you sweet Angel.
Instead of ruby red slippers, we h00rs click sexboot heels together……
BOWIN DOWN TO GREATNESS HERE!! Some of those left me open mouthed and giggling like a school girl! I love love love it!
OH! RM and Melbie…great post honeys! You both know how much I love you!! <3
love you to gurl!!Thanx
YES YES YES Melbie and RobsessedMuch!!! On Domward… dead! On Tattward… dead x 2 GAH!! Thank you to you both for perving up and Pattininzing that boring old Christmas classic!
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Awww!!! JAG & Melbie! That was so sweet! Merry Christmas & RobmASS to you wonderful Ladies! It means so very much to me that you take the time to give all us PattinHOOr’s a place to come and share dream’s, lust, angst, FF recs, Robporn, poetry, RL issues, and just all our general pervy Rob lovin’ selves! There just isn’t another place where such a wonderful group of women can fully express themselves & the depth of their Robsession with total acceptance any better!
To all my fellow PattinAngelz…I love the banter, the pics, vids, manips, and all of your lovely ideas, stories, thoughts, etc. I have found that this site and you lovely women are an integral part of my day, and that I can no longer function without it!
Blessing of Grace and Love upon you and the one’s you love for this Holiday! May your stockings be stuffed with Hobo’s, and your dream’s be filled with Rob delights!
I <3 you all Hard! ~Capri
RM, I didn’t forget you. You are made up of equal parts PattinSlut & WIN girl!
Super <3 ya back Capri. Glad I'm not the only one that got all mushy over this post! LOL! It has just the right amount of perviness and emotion all wrapped up in one!
Oh Capri, thank you so much… hugs and love back to ya!
Pattinslut and WIN..that’s what little h00rs are made of.
“I can no longer function without it”….me either. XXOXX
*hugs* and blessings be upon you and yours too, Capri!
Thanks Capri! <3 to you too!
<3 you back, bb!
Capri – you said it so beautifully. Heart everyone here hard and I too am getting mushy! Mwah!
hhahahhahahahhhhaaa…. I’m laughing so hard right now!!!!
Merry Christmas to all of you pattinangels!!!!!!!!!
Merry Xmass to you too!
& to you as well! *hugs*
Merry Christmas hun!! <3
I love these posts. They just get better and better everyday. I still would like the RPattz version of Night before XmAss made it to a book with pics and all the trimmings
Can I say like WOW I can’t believe this year is coming to an end!!!!! Holy crap it fucken flew by, especially since I discovered RAoR and Fan Fic. Thanks to this site and all you lovely ladies that post here everyday, the last few months seem like a blur to me. In a good way though
Anyway I look forward to more pervin in the New Year with all you ladies!!!!!!
Can’t wait to see what 2010 has in store for us!! <3 *HUGS*
omg i fucking LOVE THIS.
BRILLIANCE.
“The hobos were hung by the chimney with lust, in hopes that HisHolyHottness would come with a thrust.” -lmao…thrust…YES
“The moonlight was perfect, shining down on the city, I stopped to daydream, him and my kitty” -KITTEH!!! your flesh is SOOO… (‘Your Flesh Is So Nice’ by Jeff Buckley, youtube it, NOW.)
“Now Domward! Yes Darkward. God Prickward! And you Beautiful Bastard.
Yes Sweetward! Yes Tattward! God Mafiaward! Oh my Universal Master!” -ohhh we love them <3
"I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
“Merry Christmas my Angels, I’ll be seeing you all tonight!” -YESSSS *waits*
i love this. LOVE it. you pattinh00rs are amazing <3
Oh my God, Emz… I LOVE that freakin’ song!
Thank you EMZ. Do we really think that HHH would cum any other way?? Thinking about that thrust has me are warm and fuzzy.
GAH!!! *THUD* (thought too much about that “thrust”)
JAG, RM, Melbie ~ You guys rock ~ You DIE me daily! I’m squealing and giggling right now.
“In hopes that HisHolyHottness would come with a thrust.” Best f*cking line evah!
All you ladies, including the lurkers (you know who you are, come out and play with us) You guys are all great! 2010 is definitely going to be a f*ckhawt rockin’ year.
Merry F*cking RobmASS PattinAngels ~ May all your dreams cum true!
Thank you drizl, I <3 you hard! (and yes we know there are lurkers out there…. hmmmm….maybe Rob? if so, MERRY CHRISTMAS Rob, we love you, have a wonderful time being HOME!)
Drizl-creates quite the visual doesn’t it???If we could just get a “thrusting” gif, that would be superb.Lurve you.
Lurve you, Drizl! Here’s to more smexy, smuttiness in the New Year!!! I’ll have to come up with some new RobGames to play over the holiday!
Thanks drizl, right back at ya! <3
Merry Christmas to you too drizl! <3 *HUGS*
*bows to JAG, Melbie and RobsessedMuch*
“We’re not worthy!! We’re not worthy!!”
Oh thank you thank you thank you for that bit of RobmASS lovely!! And, yes, please!!!!
Oh, and, LuvNRobAllDay… ummm, I’m pretty sure there’s room on their for my stocking too!!!!
I think maybe he should “unload” that one *coughonmecough* first just in case! LOL!!
JazzGirl, thank you! LRAD, you make me LMFAO!!!
RobsessedMuch and Melbie,
NICE JOB on the post! Love the “Twas the night before xmas” and the pictures are SO CUTE. I love the santa hat on Rob where he’s laying on the rug. SO CUTE. JAG has a little vacation thanks to you guys. That’s really sweet of you guys to guest blog.
I went to “BB KINGS BLUES” club tonight in Orlando with the folks and heard a really great blues band. GOOD SINGERS and they did some of my favorite blues tunes and standards that I know too. Some BB King classics too like: “The Thrill is Gone”….”Let the good times roll” ect. I had a few beers and mom and dad were laughing at me buzzing on my coronas and dancing in my seat and singing at the top of my lungs. Had a good time. My buzz is gone…
But I had fun. 
I want to wish everybody a MERRY CHRISTMAS! I love you guys!
Thank you debbo! Sounds like you had a great fun time at the BB KINGS BLUES”! So glad you had fun, and Merry Christmas to you! I <3 you!
Merry Christmas, Debbo!
Thanks debbo, Merry Christmas and lotsa love to you too!
Merry Christmas debbo! Glad you had fun and can’t wait to spend 2010 perving with you!! Love you lots!! xxoxx
HI GUYS,
Just got through having OYSTER STEW which is a family tradition in our family xmas eve. We open our presents xmas eve too later tonight. Having a decent visit with my folks. Dad got mom a Wii machine and she loves to play. Funny.
Merry Christmas to you girls too. Thanks for the xmas letter RobCatCdn with the xmas wishes, i would have replied but I can only GET e-mail, I can’t send any on my computer on his wifi.
I WISH you all a wonderful xmas and I love you guys so much. Ole Rob will be feasting with his family and friends. Hope he has a great time.
Merry Robmass Deb. Hope you have a wonderful time with your folks.
????? for you all!!!!!!!!!!!
How many of us stay up late just so we can get our first peeks at the new post.
*asiki81 raises hand* yes I can’t help it OK!!
I have an addictive personality. ~ ~
””’
raises hand.
Um yeah, giggles ~ it’s almost 1am in my world…
Lucky for me, I’m in L.A. It’s usually around 9:30 pm when the new blog gets posted. But then, I end up staying on here way too late.
*hand raised* I always check in at about 11:30pm (my time) to see if the new post is up yet. And I don’t go to bed until after I’ve checked it out most of the time!
I love it here!
Well I am easten time zone so it is like 12:30am here when it posts. And I am still up watching the bootleg copy of New Moon that peepler gave us the link to download yesterday.
Thanxxx for that peeler!!!!!! You are a Rock Star Lady!!!!!!
eastern time zone *~*
Me!!!! LOL! Still wrapping gifts too….
What can I say….you guys make my day and JAG kills me dead with her humour and her smut!
Oh yes, I’ll raise my hand to that…for sure!
*raises hand* well except for this week. But every other time yes. I check the site several times after 12am (eastern time zone). I wanna go to bed in a good mood and what a better way to do that than to hang out w/ you pervy ladies.
I’m with you asiki81 – *raises hand proudly!*
Sometimes I don’t make it, but on those nights when I’m engulfed in FF and my eyes are drooping with sleep, right before I close the laptop for the night I find those sleepy eyes trailing over the newest post, the newest banner…once I’ve found my ability to stop laughing/crying over the amazing post and start breathing again from all the pretty, I am then able to finally crawl into bed, happy, smiling and content in my knowledge that the RAoR ladies are indeed my soul sistahs…
Good times!
Not particularly “staying up late,” just know that it posts somewhere around 11:17pm central time, lol. Does that make me a loser?
Nope Christina…I’m right there with ya!
There are days when I never leave!!!I just can’t bear to be away from you gals.
And I do spend a smidge of time perving, just a smidge#addict
OK…now that someone else admitted it (thanks RM), I’ll admit it too…there are days that I never leave too! LOL!
*Patti raises hand also*
I’ve been told I’m obsessed but what an obsession to have, right?
Today’s is awesome, thank you for making my day or night, however you want to look at it. Not sure how I’m going to get to sleep now, though….
This is the best Christmas present ever! Thank you!
In case I don’t get on here tomorrow, Merry Christmas to all of you! (who am I kidding, I’ll be on here at some point). Love you sexy ladies. Looking forward to more good times in 2010, the year of The Tiger. Raaaawwwrrrr!
Like you could honestly stay away even if you tried!!I will be reading chap 16 some time today. Yesterdays teaser almost kept me from baking cookies, almost. But today…today I will check in on Marisa and Rob-you can bet your sweet ass!!
Love you, Scilla! And Merry Christmas!
Right back at ya Scilla! <3
Happy Holidays, Scilla! May it be pervy and bright!
Merry Christmas honey and love ya back!! xxoxx
Oh, if it could only be true!!
Going to bed now with visions of Rob doing naughty things against the shower door. *thud*
…….shower door……you KNOW thatwould be fuckhawt
OH.MY.FUCKING.ROB!!
you girls are fucking hilarious!
awesome take on the “night before X’mas”!
i did another version some days ago
so, if you are interested to read that, have a go
http://robertpattinsonrhymes.blogspot.com/2009/12/santarob-is-coming.html
in the meantime, though, my little Rob-devotees
here is something for today’s table of RAoR goodies!!
Mixed bag of season’s greetings!
Rob rest all my merry Pattinangels, let nothing you dismay;
Miracles are still happening now, especially on Christmas Day!
I wish that all your fervent hopes and dreams come true today;
Let inhibitions go and multiple orgasms come your sexy way!
So deck your walls with Robhoornaments and Pattinhoorations,
Splash out and proudly declare your undying Rob-pervy affiliations,
And indulge with your lucky men – fill up with carnal joy and titillations
Including mighty debaucheries with major Rob Hobo vibrations!
A very horny and intensely satisfying Christmas to you and you and you;
May His Holy Hotness invade all our dreams and do what we want him to;
Love the ones you’re with and let them love you repeatedly too
And then come back here to share and squee and celebrate Rob anew!
http://robertpattinsonrhymes.blogspot.com/2009/12/mixed-bag-of-seasons-greetings.html
love you all, have a party and have a ball!
a very merry Christmas and New Year, one and all!
ciao bella
(4 1/2 more hours to Christmas here in NZ!!)
my dear and beloved little women at RAoR,
am begging your apologies once more…
made some silly mistake while jizztypying
and put in an earlier Christmas posting!
so here is the one i wanted to share
an open letter to our Mr. All There!
Re: The little hoorhouse of RAoR
Dear Mr. Robert Thomas Pattinson,
There is a whole RaoR-world full of lovers here
Whose Roblove is so pure and totally self-less
We would gladly use and abuse you, dear
And fuck you till you’re still and senseless!
But should you wish to retain your sanity
Or rest your Robroger or Robjohn
We can bring out the heavy fuck-artillery
- Our Energiser-batteried vibrating horn!]
This is how we save the world, my dears –
All Pattin-sluts and pervs and assorted queers,
We will unite in the bonds of solidarity and trust
To fill the world with love and sex and lust!
We will mount all our varied charges and steeds
And go carry out courageous and heroic deeds,
Like grabbing every man of suitable age
To have, to hold, to devour and to ravage!
Till every single one of them is fucked dry
And they sing Rob-praises to the sky!
For who is their sole benefactor and enabling patron
Who’s making a hoor and skank of each maid and matron?
None but that pandemic and beautifully allergic person:
The dazzling incarnation of Eros in Robert Thomas Pattinson!
(24/12/09 @ 7.40 pm NZ time!)
ciao bella!
Fuck that was good!! Loved the post today – you have mad photoshop skills Melbie!
Merry Robmas to all and to all a good night!
Tess – Oooo baby!!! “And f*ck you till your still and senseless”! Yes, please! I’d be happy to do that job for Rob!
I just adore your f*ckhawt poetry Tess! <3
I <3 you perverts! Fantastic post and hoornaments!
oh this is so funny!
i’ll post the link once more as a merry christmas to you all…
http://www.4shared.com/file/165075583/852ca708/romeoandjuliet.html
and admit that it’s already my message alert tone on my phone!
merry christmas!!!
OK – I admit it….I totally melted in the theatre when “Edward” recited this passage.
And again the other 4 times I saw it!
THANK YOU woodstock for posting that!! I’ve been looking for that mp3, but all the ones that I found had loud music behind it…I just wanted THAT,…you rock honey!! <3
Thank you!! That was definitely the best Christmas present!! I can’t believe that I can listen to Edward quoting Shakespeare any time I want now…
Rob Bless Us Everyone.
JAG you are hands down the coolest person that I “know”. You started this unbelievable blog and made it a safe haven for all of us to perv to our hearts content. You are an amazing woman and before I found this Rob Wonderland I am not sure how I functioned.
Melbie-You and your pics…you kill me on the daily. I can’t live without my IV. Your pics were the purrrrfect compliment to my smutty little XmAss story.
I have so much fun with all you wicked ladies. No matter what tomorrow holds I know that life will never be the same. It has been a good fuckin’ ride and I don’t ever want to get off. So Merry Christmas you big bunch of h00rs and I look forward to a very long future with all of you. We have a big year cumming up. So much Rob(vids, pics, audio bytes, gifs, manips, premieres, movies, and did I mention ALL OF THE FF!!), so little time. I love each and every one of you just like we want Rob to love us…..HARD!!!!!!
p/s-I told my DH that I wrote a little something for here and he said I should post it on the fridge….I told him that it wasn’t really that posting on the fridge kind of
thing.#iownitbutdon’twantmykidsreadingit.
kisses ladies…..now back to those dreams of ManCandy……
Rob,
If you are out there….Merry Christmas you sexy thang you. Hope you get lots of rest….we expect BIG things from you this year.And seriously, if you need some new security….WE ARE ALL OVER YOU/IT. And we would do it for free.(do it…teehee)
Love Always,
RobsessedMuch
I would like to second everything said here!! I am so happy to have found a home where I can perv to my hearts content. The outside world has no idea – my lovely Pattinh00rs though do and here we can cum (er come
together for one shared goal – to celebrate, love, perv, dream, laugh, share, lick, etc etc all that is Robert Thomas Pattinson. I heard he is back in London for the Holidays (according to Robsessed). So, Merry Christmas Rob! Hope you have some down time over Christmas to come back and visit us!
RM, I so totes agree with your post… I just don’t know what I could do without RAoR and the PattinAngels in my life – this is HOME
RM – I hope you have a wonderful Christmas! I am also so glad to have found JAG and RAoR and all of you special ladies! RM you are my Jackson TagTeam partner and am so glad to know you! I wouldn’t share Jacks behind the dumpster with just anyone! LOL! And I am working on some additional details for the “PattinAngels Security Detail”! “When you want your ManCandy kept safe, call the PattinAngels.”
<3 U
Thanks RM, I hope you have the perviest Xmass ever! <3
RM & Melbie … ditto to what you said!
Merry Christmas to you & yours, RM! You are made of win! *mwah*
What can I say that hasn’t been said? I love you hard RM, and all of you other ladies. You all have taken what WAS a shit of a year for me and turned it into something great! I’m so happy to have all of you for friends/sisters and I can’t wait to see what 2010 brings us!! <3
Oh JAG I am honored and humbled that you would use my RobxmASS cards along side RobsessedMuch’s EPIC “Twas the night before XmASS and all through RAoR” for this post; I’m getting all teary-eyed, thank you!
Thank you RobsessedMuch for being such a f*cktastic pervy poet! I absolutely adore your RobxmASS poem!
My favorite line:
“The hobos were hung by the chimney with lust
in hopes that HisHolyHottness would come with a thrust.”
GAH!!!
Thank you all PattinH00rs for your love, lust and devotion to Rob and your fellow PattinH00rs. Thank you JAG for providing such a wonderful pervy safe-haven for all of us H00rs to have such a f*ckin great time. Thank you JAG and all H00rs also for the giving daily doses of His Holy Hotness’ sexual healing medicine in the form of pics, manips, vids, poems, soundbites, gifs and companionship in our ride on the Express Train to Hell, filled with joy and laughter and towels.
What can I say? RL has been pulling me down the last couple of days, and xmas is not a happy time of year for me – but because of JAG, RAoR, Rob and you loving PattinAngels, I am getting through it better than ever before. How can I thank you for this? (*cough* will I know how I could thank Rob…);
Seriously, I love you all so much… you have changed my dreary holiday season into an epic WIN! THANK YOU!
Have a very Merry and Love-filled Christmas / RobxmASS!
(Now my eyes are really watering…)
Melbie…confession time…I’ve been all over your flickr account like a dirty h00rshirt the last few days, and saw these amazing Rob-holiday cards yesterday. I’m glad JAG used them here so that I can send you a few words. Here they are:
U rock sista!
Have a great holiday, and thanks for your beautiful work with all the pics!
gg
We love you Melbie! Your daily pics makes my life a hell of a lot better! You’re awesome and your warnings for the Robporn is almost as good as the pics you posts. I hope the holidays will get better and that no matter what, you have a group of women that whenever you’re feeling down, will try and make it better for you.
It really warms my thighs to know that I helped better your spirits Melbie. That is what is so exceptional about this place….it makes everything better. You know how I feel about your pics#totalaaddict, they don’t just pick me up on a less than great day. They SLAM me up against the wall, and I fucking love it!!!
BIG, wet, sloppy kisses to you girl!
Melbie – lurve you hard, bb! Remember your special talents bring us all so much joy! What would we do without our pic porn peddler? I don’t even want to think about that! Too scarry!!! Have a happy Christmas, Mel!
melbie, you kill me on a daily basis, and in a very good way! your pics fulfill the Pattinh00r in me!! Lurve you!!
Lotsa <3 and a Merry Xmass melbie!
Melbie … Thanks for all the pretties you share & the ones in today’s post … just *le swoon*
{hugs & smooches} <3 you lots!
& Melbie, I *cough*and the girly bits*cough* thank you for your contributions as well! Sorry, the holidays have gotten you down, but I’m always around if you need me. *mwah* Best wishes for this holiday! Lurve ya, hoor!
Oh thank you all sweet Angeles – you got me all teary-eyed again! I love you all HARD!!! Happy Holidays to all!
Melbie…you’ve been such a wonderful friend to me from day one, when we started chatting on Youtube. I’m so glad your year has gotten better. You’re a sweetheart and deserve the best! Your pretties knock me on my add every day and I can’t wait to spend the new year admiring their beauty! You’re a one of a kind hoor and I love you lots honey!! <3 xxoxx
To RobsessedMuch and Melbie,
That was absolutely fabulous!!
“Now Domward! Yes Darkward. God Prickward! And you Beautiful Bastard.
Yes Sweetward! Yes Tattward! God Mafiaward! Oh my Universal Master!”
*coughs-ahem-anhourwitheachoneofthemplease*
I would like to take this opportunity to wish each and every one of you beautiful Angels all the very best for the Silly Season. We all see Christmas differently (wouldn’t do for us all to be the same!).
So, I shall be treating this a well-earned day off! I placed an “Express Delivery” order from Amazon, consisting of Little Ashes, How To Be and the Haunted Airman ….. guess what I’m doing with my day off??!!!
Might have to watch Twilight (again??!!) to make it an even 4!
A full day with Rob …… now that’s how to spend christmas day!
CHRISTINA4: How quick can you get over here honey?? 4 rugby teams to look after on Boxing Day …. It’ll be damn cold outside, steamy/sweaty inside and really fucking busy, looking after approx 60 men ……. could use your help! It’s never too late to learn a new skill!!
Have a good one girlies xxx
an hour with ANY one of them is all that I ask..FF much??Can’t stop reading it!!(wouldn’t want to)
Hope your Express Delivery delivers the goods to your bits!!Enjoy.
Thanks RYG! All the very best to you too! <3
*runs & jumps on a plane, stowing myself away in someone’s suitcase* I think that may be the only time my 5ft frame comes in handy. So what if my kids don’t have mommy for Christmas, right? *giggles* I’m pretty sure I’d come equipped with a few tricks & trades of my own that would easily cure them also.
The imagery alone is very enticing.
Merry Christmas to you, love. Btw, I love your new avi. Jealous of your looks! I’m sure you do have fun with your rugby players.
Thank you RYG! You sweet Angel! Enjoy a wonderful Christmas!
Merry RobmASS RYG! Have a wonderful and pervy new year!! xxoxx
Sweet RobsessedMuch and Melbie:
You sweet PattinAngelz extraordinaire! Thank you hard for the laugh and hot love!
I just wanted to share this with every PattinAngel and PattinPerv:
When I started my little blog on september 21, I didn’t know it would grow to become this big a love in my life… I started it, because I had the urge to make beautiful things, especially with all the beautiful pictures of Rob. Sharing these was a natural thing to do and I’m overwhelmed by the sweet, hartwarming responses I get. Thank you all for being such a wonderfull extraordinary fandom: I’m truly impressed by everything I’ve experienced in the last months.
Santa does exsist, because one of my wishes (according to the rumours) came true: Rob is with his loved ones in London without being papped: Merry Christmas, mr. Patttinson and thank you for being my beautiful muse
@Late2thePartee, PattinAngelz and @ThinkingofRob: thank you for giving me a second home and all the love, I love you hard!!! I truly see you all as my sista’s (the pervin, funny and caring kind)
(Geez this was a bit mushy, but I meant every word – I’ll be back to pervin in no-time)
dreamysim, you are such a wonderful and talented PattinAngel!!! Thank you so very much for sharing your fantastic talent with us. Yes, it is so heart-warming to find such sweet funny pervy caring great friends via the miracle of Mr. Robert Pattinson here at RAoR. I love you hard too!
dreamysim1,
Thank you for all the beautiful banners and sharing your talent.
Merry Christmas!
Dreamy- You are such a talented woman and your bannners are TO.DIE.FOR. They capture the essence of whatever if going on with HHH at the time and are priceless.I am happy to have given back just a little…We really are a bunch of mushy h00rs aren’t we???louv u.
DS – thank you so much for all the pretty you have created this year! You are very talented and your special gifts have made RAoR even hotter! <3
Dreamy I love your creations! Thank you for sharing, I loved waking up to the beautiful Robmas banner this morning! Merry Christmas!
<3's to you dreamysim!
Dreamy … you know how much I <3 you.
Thanks for being you … the sharing, caring, wonderful PattinAngel that you are! {hugs & smooches}
I’m so thankful for you & your gift because they grace many available surfaces around me- my screensavers, my wallpapers on various electronics, and now my story banner! I appreciate all the hard work you do for nothing except for the enjoyment of others. Your talent and selfless devotion to Rob & us are extraordinary. I wish there was a way to reciprocate for all that you do. Happy Holidays to you and yours! *mwah*
Dreamy…first, I want to thank you for the beautiful surprise I had in my E-mail this morning! It is now my desktop and will remain my desktop until….well, until the next gorgeous desktop you make comes along. LOL! Before I start going on about your desktops (cuz you know how much I love them), I want to thank you for being such a sweet person and an amazing friend. And thank you for sharing your amazing talent and always beautiful and unique desktops with us! They have their own special folder saved to my computer and I know that I can always find a desktop for any mood! I love you hard sweetheart and look forward to enjoying 2010 with you and all the other lovely PattinAngels!! xxoxx <3
I love that poem… I have it on my desktop with a pic of Rob
I Hope everyone as a wonderful Christmas… and you all get everything you wish for…apart from Rob coz he is mine
*hugs* to everyone
*Hugs* right back venus!
A wonderful Christmas to you too venus!! *HUGS*
I have a little present for you my sweet H00rs and Angels ….
WARNING!
This series of enhanced pics may cause you to drool uncontrollably, bite your bottom lip off, and your tongue…
JawPorn Alert!
Sex Hair Alert!
TonguePorn Alert
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4210846342/sizes/o/
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4210080485/sizes/l/
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4210846536/sizes/o/
Holy fuck!! those EYES!! so beautiful. I.AM.DIED.
I love love lurve the hair pulled back – I don’t know why
what I wouldn’t give to feel that scruffy on my thighs…….THUD
Okay, this is a first for me….EAR PORN! My tongue….his ear. That’s all I can think about right now…Gah!
And this is one of the many reasons why we love you melbie.
Oh melbie….that last one with the close up of the eyes and the little tongue porn?? I seriously just licked my screen. BEAUTIFUL. No other words.
Love ya, bb! Merry, merry Christmas!!
That my friends is some hard core porn!! *RM fanning herself*
So beautiful… but look at his poor pinky in the first pick! Either Rob slammed it in a door (completely, adorkably possible) or “someone” gnawed on it! Ouchy!
Oh fuck melbie, it’s way to early in the morning for something that FuckHawt!
Oh so glad you liked this one because it is one of my fav’s… I mean GAH! The tongue porn alone KILLS me, let alone all the rest of Rob’s HAWT perfection.
deb, I think the dark markings on Rob’s finger are left-over from the black pen he used to sign autographs… not to worry.
I would certainly like to lick the ink off his finger though….
OK melbie…my plastic surgeon said he’s getting tired of having to sew my bottom lip back on!! LOL! I love you honey and thank you for all of your beauties!!! <3
OMFG I love that in the second one he has ink marks on his fingers. Not sure why. Actually said, “Oh, shit…” as it started to download. Melbie – you are a goddess pimp extraordinaire. Thanks!
Loved this girls!!! Awesome!!! We have some amazingly talented ladies amongst us PattinAngels. <3 each and everyone of you.
And I just wanted to say that I've just read Foof's new one-shot called "Forever" that was written for a lucky lady for the 'Choose Your Own Lemon' auction for The Fandom Gives Back. And let me tell you…keep your towels and plastic seat covers handy…fuckhawt!!! *poof* *slide* *thud*
Go give it a read…and as always leave a review
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5602769/1/#
merry Christmas Leisha!!
ciao!
Merry Christmas Tess!!!
And Merry Christmas to all the PattinAngels…it is now officially Cristmas in Oz and I am just waiting for SantaRob to *ahem* come…
Merry Christmass Leisha!! xxoxx
Have a very merry Christmas, my Robangels!!
it is now 12. 20 am in NZ!!
and Rob:
Wherever on earth you are tonight,
Whomever you are keeping company,
Whatever thing will set it right,
However you find the way to be happy…
Rob, do it!
Life is so very short and mutable,
And the days fly by before you know,
Nothing worth having is impossible,
If the task does not kill, stronger you will grow…
Rob, just do it!
Treasure the ones who feed your dreams,
Who believe when you tilt at the moon,
They encourage and subscribe to your schemes,
Every one of those believers is a boon…
Rob, remember it!
And when this hectic life of imponderable fame
Finally settles into an easy pace and rhythm,
And you feel you have the rules of the game
In your hands and logged safely onto the system…
Rob, celebrate it!
Let no one try to deter you from your aspiration,
Let none constrain or shape the realm of your art,
Be the one to stay true to your inner ambition,
Stay true to your soul, mind and heart…
Rob, stick to it!
A very wonderful Christmas and golden New Year
For one i hold very dear and close,
May you know deep joy and resounding cheer
From and with the people who love you most…
Rob, you deserve it!
http://robertpattinsonrhymes.blogspot.com/
(25/12/09 @ 12.12 am, NZ time)
ciao bella and see you all later, my lovely cyber sisters!!
Yay! That was so fun!
“I stopped to daydream , him and my kitty” LOL
and “Now Domward, Yes Darkward, etc. hahaha
Domward always shouts NOW!
Good Stuff Robsessed Much, Melbie and JAG
thnx luvpattz. Have a safe holiday
Merry Christmas RM! Thanks for all the laughs and Rob Love
I have the stupidest grin on my face right now. Great job, ladies!
Why should today be any different, Nora Darling?
Well, gg… while you DO have a point, this grin is a lot more ‘shit-eating’ than it normally is.
LOL! I lurve you, Nora!
Right back at ya, gg!
Love it Melbie and RobsessedMuch!
You all make me laugh everyday
Have a wonderful Christmas ♥ and here’s to lots more fun in 2010!
WARNING!
This pic may cause your lips to pucker and your panties to cum-bust.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4210077971/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4210078267/sizes/o/
I love when you do a close up of his face like this melbie. It like rightthereallupinisface. I love it.
I want to be rightthereupinhisface and lick his fucking teeth!!GOD
RM!!! “lick his fucking teeth”
*puts right hand on the Hobo* I SWEAR to gawd I thought the same exact thing!!!
OMFG melbie, I haven’t even had breakfast yet, and now I’m no longer craving food!
Holy HHH in the bed… look at his mouth… ready to kiss… those lips… Rob’s sparkling eyes…totally DIED me…
RM, I understand your desire to “lick his fucking teeth”… *THUD*
Melbie and RobsessedMuch – perfection!!
JAG – thank you for creating this mecca. We are forever indebted to you . . .
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL OF YOU!!
Merry Christmas honey!! xxoxx
Oh Robsessed and Melbie,
You girls are so talented!! I had to read it a couple of times, just to get the full effect. I can’t decide which part is my favorite, but I think, “He held me and caressed my cheek with his nose and then he pulled away and said off with your clothes.” God, I can just imagine him saying that with his sexy Brit accent. *Pouf* Panties gone.
The first photo is my favorite, because Joy is Rob in jeans for Christmas!!
My hubby and I are apart this Christmas, so this place has been a Godsend for me. Thanks for making me smile, LOL, and obsess over HHH this holiday. JAG and all of you amazing ladies are the best!!
Happy Christmas everyone!!
love you katiebird. Imagining him running his nose along my face just so soft shatters my insides!!
thankx katiebird, have a sweet Christmas! Imagining Rob running his nose along your face… that may help…
DIED
Merry Christmas Katie and wishing you a wonderful 2010!! xxoxx