Time to make Horny Merry PattinAngelz! Click to play the song and be sure to sing along *giggle* You KNOW you WANT to!
On the first day of PattzMas,
Rob Pattinson gave to me
Some full-frontal nudity in BEL AMI.
Drop the towel Rob...hella yea!
Can you handle the rest?? I know I’d like to handle it…after the pump…
On the second day of PattzMas,
Rob Pattinson gave to me,
Two O-Faces,
And some full-frontal nudity in BEL AMI.
O-Face=JAH RIP
On the third day of PattzMas,
Rob Pattinson gave to me,
Three French kisses,
Two O-Faces,
And some full-frontal nudity in BEL AMI.
::THUD::
On the fourth day of PattzMas,
Rob Pattinson gave to me,
Four eye-fucks,
Three French kisses,
Two O-Faces,
And some full-frontal nudity in BEL AMI.
::GAH::
On the fifth day of PattzMas,
Rob Pattinson gave to me,
Five ROBGASMs in a row,
Four eye-fucks,
Three French kisses,
Two O-Faces,
And some full-frontal nudity in BEL AMI.
mind--->gutter
On the sixth day of PattzMas,
Rob Pattinson gave to me,
Six happy-trail snuggles,
Five ROBGASMs in a row,
Four eye-fucks,
Three French kisses,
Two O-Faces,
And some full-frontal nudity in BEL AMI.
::lickitylick::
On the seventh day of PattzMas,
Rob Pattinson gave to me,
Seven Robwards shirtless,
Six happy-trail snuggles,
Five ROBGASMs in a row,
Four eye-fucks,
Three French kisses,
Two O-Faces,
And some full-frontal nudity in BEL AMI.
shirtless, mantieless FTMFW!
On the eighth day of PattzMas,
Rob Pattinson gave to me,
Eight manties-a-peeking,
Seven Robwards shirtless,
Six happy-trail snuggles,
Five ROBGASMs in a row,
Four eye-fucks,
Three French kisses,
Two O-Faces,
And some full-frontal nudity in BEL AMI.
Mannntttttttieeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss
On the ninth day of PattzMas,
Rob Pattinson gave to me,
Nine Stolis-a-strippin,
Eight manties-a-peeking,
Seven Robwards shirtless,
Six happy-trail snuggles,
Five ROBGASMs in a row,
Four eye-fucks,
Three French kisses,
Two O-Faces,
And some full-frontal nudity in BEL AMI.
On the tenth day of PattzMas,
Rob Pattinson gave to me,
Ten fingers stroking,
Nine Stolis-a-strippin,
Eight manties-a-peeking,
Seven Robwards shirtless,
Six happy-trail snuggles,
Five ROBGASMs in a row,
Four eye-fucks,
Three French kisses,
Two O-Faces,
And some full-frontal nudity in BEL AMI.
Oh mah gawd!
On the eleventh day of PattzMas,
Rob Pattinson gave to me,
Eleven Hobos-a-buzzing,
Ten fingers stroking,
Nine Stolis-a-strippin,
Eight manties-a-peeking,
Seven Robwards shirtless,
Six happy-trail snuggles,
Five ROBGASMs in a row,
Four eye-fucks,
Three French kisses,
Two O-Faces,
And some full-frontal nudity in BEL AMI.
teehee
On the twelfth day of PattzMas,
Rob Pattinson gave to me,
Twelve Robwards struttin,
Eleven Hobos-a-buzzing,
Ten fingers stroking,
Nine Stolis-a-strippin,
Eight manties-a-peeking,
Seven Robwards shirtless,
Six happy-trail snuggles,
Five ROBGASMs in a row,
Four eye-fucks,
Three French kisses,
Two O-Faces,
And some full-frontal nudity in BEL AMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
HAHAHHAHAHh that’s just great JAG! Funny lyrics! You should be a songwriter!
You just did it actually.
You guys, I’m so ashamed of myself, I was out shopping for xmas presents for my parents tonight and what did I do??: I BOUGHT A BRAND NEW MAC MACBOOK LAPTOP COMPUTER FOR MYSELF! I FEEL SO GUILTY. BIGGER ROBS…BETTER FAN FIC READING. BETTER OPERATING SYSTEM. FASTER. wheeeeeeee I’m a bad girl.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
hey, why do you think I sent hubs out ALONE on Black Friday… Momma needed a new laptop so she could spend some quality time with ROBWARD!
Oh Debbo I know how you feel. We switched our cell phone company a couple of days ago and my hubby got the newest iPhone and I had to have one too, even though I already had a HTC Touch but it was like over a year old right.
Anyway a 3 year contract and $400 dollars later I got me a new iPhone too.
Poor guy can never say no to me
I really mean he never ever does. Oh did I mention I had my HTC fixed for like $200 bucks over the summer cus I broke the screen and he didn’t even bring it up. Yeah I know crazy but now I can visit RAoR when ever I want on my new phone better then I could with theother one 
So it is so worth the money.
So Debbo don’t feel bad, I’m sure you work hard and deserve it.
She I myself kinda feel bad but I got over it
It’s not my fault he never says no to me, right????
We sooo deserve to treat ourselves once in a while! I used to always feel bad if I splurged and bought myself something that I didn’t really need, but really wanted, but now I just think of it as a household necessity because when I’m happy, everyone in my house is happy!
Debbo, we need to treat ourselves every once in a little while and so what if you brought a new Mac laptop. You need to read those fanfics comfortably anyways. Pfft on who thinks you don’t deserve it.
Hey Debbo,
So happy for you!! I have a Mac laptop, and I’m on it right now. (what she said..) I love it!!
Happy Christmas!!
JAG that banner is the prettiest colors with your blog page. I LOVE IT. I wonder which ones will stay for a while? It’s so fun to see a new one every day this month. It’s something to look forward to and we love dreamysim1′s stuff! BEAUTIFUL!
Holy Motherfucker, I love you, JAG. I love you so much through my uproarious cackles that are sure to wake the house!
I needed this laugh. I’m so, so sickly and I just got through bawling my eyes out over the latest EP update. It was beautifully, poetically, tragically written, but I couldn’t contain my tears. Now I have tears, but it’s for a completely different reason. I sang it the entire way through with the music. (Does that make me lame?)
I love it all! And this tag: ” Rob playing his instrument” dies me. *fantasizes dreamily*
Thank you again, JAG. You’re made of brilliance and fuckawesome wit! I <3 you hardcore!
Have a great day, ladies!
~Christina
P.S. That banner… Wait for it… *Robgasmic thud*
christina
I totally sang along too! So normal! Actually, I scrolled with the music, and didnt let myself see the next pervpic until the next verse. Cause I am just that lame, err.. I mean, COOL.
LMAO, me either, I was totally anticipating what came *cough*me*cough* next!
Glad to hear that I’m not the only one who’s lame!
*channels inner Butthead* uh hhuuu huuu… you said came…
I totes sang. And I’m a work *shrugs*
gina, *jenn does Beavis and Butthead laughs*
LOl phew I im glad I wasnt the only one to singalong and scroll hehe
Love it! was sat here peeling sprouts and singing along Perrrrrfect
Oh my goodness JAG, I’m seriously salivating. Elvis and the elvettes aren’t home yet and here I am drooling. I can’t stop moaning. GAAAAHHH!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is just WOW!!! Love it!!!!!
CLASSIC JAG, THIS IS JUST CLASSIC!!!!
My fav one’s, Oh god if only!!!!
Twelve Robwards struttin,
Eleven Hobos-a-buzzing,
Ten fingers stroking
OMG, JAG…I am laughing so hard that tears are streaming down my face! Plus, I’m sure by now my neightbors are calling for a straight-jacket, as I’ve been singing along at the top of my voice!!! ROTFLMAO! You are so damn clever….this was awesome.
Merry Christmas, or Merry whatever you celebrate, this is one of the most talented, funny, lovely group of women, Pattinsluts/Angels! <3 you all!
Thanks, JAG, for bringing us all together. Looking forward to 2010….Robmember, RobBelAmi, RobwardEclipse, and who know what else? I wonder if our boy is spending Christmas in jolly old England. My son flew back to the U.S. yesterday, and says it's been snowing!
Happy Robmas to all, and to all a good night!
xoxoxoSus
Wow this post…put the first little shimmer of xmas spirit in my grinchy lil heart hah!!
Ok so wait…I haven’t read the Bel-Ami script…don’t really like spoilers… but ummmm…is there actually full frontal nudity?? Haha! Rob is picking all the best movies…wallfucks…doorfucks………leg-hitches!! Mrawr…
Anyway…ho ho ho Merry Pattzmas
leg hitches…CANNOT.WAIT!!! Ungh!
Alrighty, RL has been kickin my add BIG TIME. So I am just getting around to perving I mean playing….Is there or is there not FULL FRONTAL NUDITY in Bel-Ami???? Serious minds want to know.
Way too funny! : D
LOL! Well, now I know what all that Tweeting was about!!
Thank you muchly! My sides are killing me!!!!
JAG, that is just just just so full of WIN!!
…I am sure to start “accidentally”
singing your version during the holiday with the fam…
…and of course the most f*cktastic line got the biggest part of the score “Five ROBGASMs in a Rowwwww!”
Parkinlot Strutward does things to me.. naugty things.. oh, Rob.. Jesus, yes.. just like that! (the struting of course)
LMFAO! Gina, I was thinking of singing that version with my family too! I don’t think that they’ll react badly to it, my mom already knows I’m Robsessed and she thinks I’m nuts because of it, so hearing me sing about RobGasms and Hobos would just make her think I’m even more nuts!
lol srl!!
My mom thinks Im nuts too! But it comes with the PattinPerv territory…
You pervs better be careful. Soon you’ll have your kids singing along. You know, like gina’s adorable son saying he’s Rob lol. Too adorable hun. Already corrupted.
lol jenn, my son is already quoting Rob! My computer says various Robquotes for diff. actions, and eveey time one goes off, he repeats it!
oh… and we were playing “pirate boat” the other day and he says to me “Mom, they are guys, wiff guns” …and of course that automatically made me think of the RoD “We have doods, with guns!!” ….so I played it for him, and now whenever he plays pirates, he yells “We have DOODs wiff GUNNNNS!”
sooo funny, ill get it on vid one of these days…
Love the pictures and the song! JAG you are incredibly talented and all of you ladies just make me laugh every morning
This is off topic but does anyone know if there is a premiere date set for Remember Me in New York? I’m aware of the release date of March 12 but am wondering if there is an earlier premiere date.
Thanks!
I saw dreamsim1 posted that banner here on her twitter earlier today or yesterday I should say. I saved it as my wallpaper for my phone and looky lou it is here on RAoR as well
I’m caterwauling along in Robtastic bliss!
Dammit, but that man is EXACTLY what I want to find under my tree on Christmas morning, wrapped with a big red sparkly bow! Just a bow, mind… and I’d ever so carefully pull the ribbons and untie the loops and knots…
meee-OW!
I say…JAG FTMFW!!! Very funny.
Also, maybe you guys have seen this already…but I hadn’t…um…all I have to say is…YUM.
hahahaha… that is fantastic CeCe! Um… I find you very attractive.. UNDERSTATMENT! hehehe….
Thanks for sharing!
You’re more than welcome…It was titillating to say the least…
Whooow – is it hot in here!?!?
~~~~~IF ONLY~~~~~
Rob asks…..
Um would you go to bed with me
I reply in my oh so nonchalant way (yeah right) I scream
Fuck yes Rob you don’t gave to twist my rubber arm!!!!
Thanx Ce Ce that was a great video. I have not seen that one before
OMG! What a perfect song for a Rob vid! Haven’t heard that in a long while! Um… your right… YES WE WOULD!
OMG, I’ve never really appreciated that song before. Well damn, now I do! Fuckhawt pics used.
All I can say is, ” I can’t. I can’t. I can’t take it.” Love that video!! The close up of the eyes, lips, fingers. I guess I said more…
Ummm…I find you very attractive….Ummm….DUH! Ce Ce, thanks for that vid! I actually started watching it last night, but then the Hubs came home feeling kinda frisky, so of course I ended up being a little to busy to reply!LOL!
Mmmm…my RobmASS just keeps getting better and better!! =)
WOW! Never seen this one. I depend on you all to post the new (to me) Robvids..
“I’ve noticed you around. Ummmmmmmmmm…” Noticed him??It’s more like I’m hypersensitive of your existence, just the thought of you makes me tingle over!!That was awesome.
After RL takes me away for a spell, it is always nice to come home to my family….you ladies(my actual family drives me nutz. It’s always like a 3 ring circus.)
Sooooo *looks around* Hou YoooOoouz Dooin?
*fidgets*
Now its time for me to shamelessly h00r myself…
Gina be my guest and you keep on H00ren girly.
We all benefit from it
All I have to say Gina baby is FUCK and ME, I’m saying that to Rob, of course. Hot, hot hot!
I gota “crossroad” he can come to…Nice vid Gina!
thank you h00rs…
& cilla, Who didja say was gonna F*CK ME?! heh heh *cough*rob*cough*
Gina Juicy… *Insert Ertha Kitt purrrrrrrr* Heh. If I could make vids like that – you better believe I’d be pimpin’ em’ as well!
H00r away girl…H00r away…
shamelessly h00ring yourself is totally ok on this blog! I loved it.
gina please please continue to hoor yourself here if this is the result!! Fuckawesome!
Oh gina, that video was so HOT! Totally worth H00rin’!
@gina…there ‘aint no shame in the Rob-perving game baby! F*ckhawt viddy my dear!!
Gina … Niiiiice!
Gina…hawt vid darlin….keep em coming!!
Hmmm robtastic video!
Gina-you viddy pimpin’ h00r. “I believe I’m sinking down….” Because you just melted me. Thank you.
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Gawd that’s an awesome manip. The towel, the Cullen Cuff = DED Drizl!
This post is just utterly Brillant..I barely made it past the towel when I’m hit with the O face and French Kisses! If this post doesn’t give me a Robdream then there must be something wrong with me!
Awesome, Gina! Loved the black/white and song…you rock! (Left a review @ the site)….
big hugs and thanks for sharing!
More confessions.
Do any of you swear like a fucken sailor now since reading Fan Fic and RAoR. I sure as hell do. I was one who never swore. I had no need for it unless you pissed me the fuck off. But now I use every bad word out there for no reason then just cus I can.
Oh Thank Gawd, asiki81! I thought I was the only one…Fuck Me
Holy Fucking Shit me too!!!!
Fuck yeah!
I’m soooo Tattward with my language now…always…I’m sure it’s not as attractive for me as is is for Tattward LOL
LOL! My husband threatened to make a cuss bucket for me last night because I say fuck too much. He figured if I had to pay a dollar every time I said it, I’d quit. He gave up less than 24 hours later.
Finding new and inventive ways to use curse words is part of the fun of RAoR!
Oh yes, me too. I had a potty mouth before but tried to keep it in check. Now, unless I’m around the kids, I don’t even bother! I am all about finding new ways to blend them together and use them in strange ways, too, Ayden!!
OMG!! RAor and Fan fiction has totally changed my thought processess. My mind is always in the gutter, and I say Fuck, way too much. I am having to remind myself to use a filter when I am around people I don’t know.
In the immortal words of Robward, “Breaking all the rules anyway, since I’m going to hell.” I’m going to admit, that I just pulled up the movie on my laptop, while typing this, to look for this scene, to make sure that I got it right. I know, I know, sad…
You’re fucking right. I didn’t fucking curse, but I figured this shit is fucking awesome and I read to much fucking fanfic that curse like a motherfucking sailor so it bound to fucking rub off on me. And oh yea, I have a fucking durty mind now. Well, a lot durtier now. *blushs*
Good to see I am not the only one affected by this. Fuck is at the tip of my tongue all the time along with some other colorful words. I even swore at one of the managers at work on the weekend. He scared the fucken bejeezez out of me. So yes my filter is gone, out the door and never coming back (unless the kiddos are around)
This stuff really rubs off on ya. don’t it now
Good reminder for me to never let my kiddos read this kind of shit when they get older. If it has turned me into a oh so durtyyyy girl. What will it do to teenagers *~* I shudder at the thought
I know, I know I’m such a mom!!!!!
Me too!!! I’ve changed so much in the last year or so since I started hangin out here and reading ff. I KNOW my hubs is wondering what the hell happened to his wife! I’ve always had a propensity for using foul language, especially “fuck” (it’s so fucking versatile!) and I’d been a better girl since college but I’ve reached new heights of creative cursing these days. Fuck yeah!
I’ve always fucking sworn like a motherfucking sailor, reading all of the fucking FanFic has just added to it!LMFAO!
Nope, I’ve always fucking cussed! I have fun making up cussing non-cuss words to say around the kids though. I’m sure as hell glad all of you swear so much now because I used to be the only one littering RAoR with wordy-durties!
I’ve always sworn way too much but find I’m less able/willing to filter my language nowadays. I used to be far more careful! X
LMFAO!! My brother’s always say I swear like a truck driver. I always tell them I learned it from them!! I’ve always sworn way to much, but I just don’t fucking care! LOL!
asiki
FINALLY! thank you for saying what every one of us pattinangels is thinking. FF f*cked up my vocabulary, gawd damnit!
Same here-NEVER use to swear, but all the FF has seeped into my brain (and other parts). My favorite word is fuckery. Who would have thought??
My fav. curse word is fuck. But I’ve been using it WAY more since RAoR. And I think EP’s MafiaPrince has been an influence.
Yes RCC, and Tattward too! I still curb the cussing around my kids but I have been spelling the words lately when I am around them….my 7 year old is soooo going to figure it out and soon, and that will fucking suck my ass!! Fuckin’ FF!!#loveit
Well, son of a fucking bitch…I do that too….ya know I’m just a fucking RAoR fan fic reader with a nasty truckers mouth. hehehehhehe
LOL!`Jag~That sooo needs to be turned into the PattinHOOr Christmas board game!
~Capri rolls an 8! *Squeeee!!!* Eight manties-a-peeking! Oh snap! With a bonus card of a but-crack sighting!!!!
~Capri rolls a 5!*Jackpot!* Five ROBGASMs in a row! Cue specially included sound effects *The Grunt from NM* Hell’s YES!
And the roll for the WIN?!? Please Mary Mother Of God lemme roll an 11? YESSS! Eleven Hobos-a-buzzing!! *knee pads and dumpster smell included for PattinHOOr’s!* I.AM.DIED.
Fucking laughing my ass off, Capri! I want that board game, *snickers.*
Especially this comment, “*knee pads and dumpster smell included for PattinHOOr’s!*” I laughed horridly loud when I read that.
You rock!
Um yes Capri sign me up for one of those Please!!!!!
I wanna play;~ with Robs real Hobo
Thanks Christina&asiki! There’s a specialty PattinHOOr Christmas board game that cums with Hot Pockets, Sexspenders, and an absorbent ROBGASMmat to place on your chair for those especially intense games! If one show’s up in any of you Lovely Ladies stockings this year. you’ll know who to thank!
*calm breathing* Oh sweet Jesus! Yes, YEs, YES!
Gimme a 12!!
“, and an absorbent ROBGASMmat to place on your chair for those especially intense games!” ROFL! I wound def. be needing that!
What are the board pieces…? Are they like Monopoly? Made of metal…? I’m picturing a bronzed beanie, Stoli shirt, a bottle of Peroni (or maybe…a six pack), one shiteous Nike, a guitar pick and a pair of RayBans of course!
Seriously…someone needs to make this game. *snicker.chuckle.guffaw!*
Don’t forget a mini-Hobo, so everyone can fight over who get’s that *piece*
OMG Capri, a boardgame is an awesome idea!I love playing boardgames, but mind you I usually play with my kids, and that’s not something I would be able to play with my youngest!LOL!
Capri … has long the dice isn’t “fixed”.
Can you imagine if everyone kept rolling 5? Constant state of Robgasm … ummm… Robasutra.
ROTFLMAO! JAG, that is absolutely brilliant! I’ve just managed to stop giggling! But, as humorous as it is, you’ve also given me some pretty intense visuals,
Full frontal nudity…Oooh yeah…Every last inch!
“O” faces…..Gaaah…What I’d love to see upclose!
French kisses….Mmmmm…He looks so tasty!
EyeFucks…..Wait..What was I talking about again?
RobGasms….Yes! Yes! YES!
Snuggling the happytrail….I bet it feels so warm and fuzzy!
Shirtless Robward…..I think I need a towel!
Peak-a-boo manties….I’d rather get him ot of the manties!
Flashin’ Stoli’s….When do we get to see him flash the real thing?!
Strokin’ fingers….Yeah baby, stroke it!
Buzzin’ Hobo’s….I think there will be more than just 11 Hobo’s buzzin’ now!
The FuckHawt Strut….THUD!
Speaking of EyeFucks:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_frjCPpXN_Us/SzFQ-VY838I/AAAAAAAAE-8/gtuLg72Oq5U/s1600-h/img-robert-new-moon_123305330204.jpg
RIP!
SRL ~ I can’t even breathe anymore…that’s one hawt eye fuck.
For some odd reason I feel totally satisfied…
OH MY FUCKEN GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes I just DIED and SRL I think that will happen to all the PattionH00rs after that one look at that picture.
Tomorrow’s headlines around the country will cover the sudden death of women in front of there computers……
It will read ~Mas amount of women around the country found dead after one look at a Robert Pattinson Eye Fuck!!!!!
What would f*ckin’ happen to us if it was live and in person?? I dont’ think I would survive.
FUCK!!!!!! He is so freakin sexy JEEZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t stand it. Ok yes I can but really he is so………… I can’t think anymore~~~~~~~Need to pry eyes away from computer!!!!!!!!!!!
Death by Eye Fuck ~ what a way to go!!
Jebus! I swallowed my gum on accident….That’s a Nuclear Eye Fuck! Not gonna make it out alive!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy…
*thud*
Ye Gods, I want to lick that picture.
I.Am.Died.
BEAUTIFUL. I love him in black and white and that is such an intense stare and a great shoot. So love that…..
Has anybody seen anything about where Rob is now? Did he make it home to London? Or is he staying in LA with you know who’s family and his maybe here too? He’s hiding well again…the Rob drought begins again. Was great seeing him the other day at Shannon’s birthday party. Every time he comes up for air I feel so happy just to know he’s doing well and is enjoying his time off…..
MERCY!!!!!!! I’ve died happily. That is all.
debbo, he left the US yesterday. Our boy has now left us.
Hey, does anyone know if She went with him, to spend Christmas with his family? Just wondering, because if she did, then that would be “the crack that broke the camel’s back”, and there would be no way that they could deny their “relationship” anymore.
I am thinking about this too much, I know, I know…
I new you ladies would love that pic! I was totally died when I first saw it!
OH MY DAMN!
ded.
Ah, I didn’t get you anything and you found the perfect gift for me.
Those looks give me a little “jolt” everyitme. I think I may be addicted!
Oh my fucking good god above…………X
Sweet baby Jesus…did that just happen…did I just see what I think I saw? Is that for real? I have no words…none that are going to make any sense anyway…
@srl…I think you may have just posted my favorite Rob pic EVA!! There are alot that are my fave, but THAT ONE TAKES THE CAKE AND LICKS THE ICING OFF MY BODY TOO!! I am in motha fucking LURVE!! LRAD has officially D.I.E.D. ………..
FUCK! I stared into his fuckhawt eyes for so long that I thought they actually blinked at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of my sons brought home a Chinese calendar for 2010. It’s going to be the year of the TIGER. And guess what? Since Rob was born in 1986, he’s a TIGER. How apropos right?
So, the upcoming year is his year.
And guess what else? A Tiger’s best matches are a HORSE or a DOG.
Guess who’s a HORSE? Points to self.
Damn it! I must be tired…I just missed an opportunity to have said h00rse. Oh well.
I’m a horse, I’m a horse *Fluff jumps up and down with total glee like a fucking 12 year old*
And, of course, Rob could only be a big cat, the way he pushed himself off the wall of Bella’s bedroom and prowled towards her, or the jizz-inducing walk across the parking lot ….. God, I love cats!
Hey my hubby is the year of the TIGER!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m A ROOSTER though, and god knows I love me some big fat COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
So since my hubs and me work so well why can’t Rob and I work too, Right??????
I wonder what sign whats-her-name is?!
The first time in my life I’ve ever been happy to call myslef a DOG.
Interestingly SRL, KStew was, like me, born in the year of the Horse.
Each sign is broken down into 5 elements – metal, wood, water, fire and earth. Rob is specifically a Fire Tiger and Kristen is a Metal Horse.
Generally, Tiger people are sympathetic, kind, emotional, and sensitive. At movies, they can cry their eyes out! Despite their kindness, they can be extremely short-tempered. The rage of Tigers is terrible to behold but it also gives them the adrenaline needed for the sublimest of bravery. The Tiger is also a deep thinker and can make the most astonishing intellectual connections, with great mental agility. On the negative side, they tend to be suspicious and a bit self-centered, OK selfish, and indecisive. Above everything, however, the Tiger stands as a supreme emblem of protection over human life, admirable always.
You see the Fire Tiger across the room, making a very dramatic entrance. Suddenly you are mesmerized by the eloquent eyebrows, yes, eyebrows, of that very vital face (ring any bells?!) So expressive, this face is positively on fire! Wait a bit longer and you will be caught up in hearing laughter that goes right through the bones and catches you up in it. The Fire Tiger is a thrilling person to know, full of enthusiasm for every aspect of life, optimistic to the core. Even cloudy days are seen for what they are, simply vibrant grays on the verge of exploding into sunshine. Fire Tigers are leaders in the best sense of the word, honest and fair with everyone. They love being boss. Fire Tigers get over any financial difficulties they might encounter very quickly. Although they might not possess great fortunes, they certainly enjoy comforting financial security throughout their lives. The Charismatic Fire Tiger is full of charisma and has no trouble attracting love and finding lasting relationships. This Tiger loves to play and is enlivened by sensuality and passion. To know Fire Tigers is to love Fire Tigers. (Oh, fuck yes!)
As for KStew, in brief -
From evening clothes to blue jeans, from the opera to country and western, the Metal Horse is the epitome of a chameleon. Metal Horses are also very talented people, whether it be in sports, managing the bottom line, or dancing their own interpretation of hip hop. Love life for the Metal Horse is fine in every respect. They make loyal and understanding partners and they receive the best in return!
Yeah so she is a Horse as liz wrote. HMM maybe they were destined to be?!?!?
What ever I’m a Rooster-Cancer and the hubs is a Tiger-Aries
We are suppose to be a bad match but he and I in reality are two peas in a pod.
So that being said (and no I am not jealous that she is a horse) It don’t matter in the end what your sign is! So HMM!!!
@asiki…”I’m A ROOSTER though, and god knows I love me some big fat COCK!!” LMAO!
I like the way you think! I’m a rabbit, and what do rabbits do best? Hehehe!
Just had to say i’m loving the new banner (nope, it has nothing to do with the fact that it matches my avi lol).
I can not stop laughing right now! Best X-mASS song EVA! All the X-mASS songs from the past week or so’s post have been fab!
I started singing along…I got to “On the third day of Pattzmas Rob Pattinson gave to meeeee…and all of a sudden, my daughters are standing at the door, my oldest with her hand on her hip…and she says,”Mom, that is NOT the way it goes! Isn’t that supposed to be Jesus’s song? Are you making fun of Jesus mom?”
(me) “No honey…that is not Jesus’s song, and mommy is not making fun of Jesus.” Then my youngest pipes in and loudly says, “And besides…Rob IS mommy’s Jesus…DUH!”
The kid pays attention! LMAO!
Jag~pics~YUMMY…captions~funny as always~Great post!!! <3
LMAO. Yes.
Your own personal Jesus.
Oh Rob <3
LMAO! That’s all kinds of awesome! Your daughter is amazing.
Your daughter sounds like she knows what makes mommy happy. And if mommy is happy then the world is happy. She’s too cute hun.
“Rob is mommy’s Jesus”, LRAD, Your daughter is brilliant!
Ahahaha!! So this morning, I ask my youngest daughter, “Why do you think that Rob is mommy’s Jesus?” And I almost fell out of my chair when she said, “Because mommy, you had pictures of Rob on the computer and I heard you singing that he was your private Jesus, AND I saw a picture of him in the manger!” OH MY GOODNESS…I need to start turning the monitor off when I leave my computer desk! LMAO! And I know that she’s talking about “Personal Jesus”…private Jesus! My kid is going to grow up worshiping Rob if I don’t watch it…hmmmmm…that WOULD make it easier for me to get more Rob into my day…kidding….kidding!!
OMG! I love your kids. Cracks me up the youngest doesn’t even seemed phased that he is your Jesus either. Keep raising them right LRAD!
LRAD your kids sound to cute!!!
Well my older one went shopping with sis in-law last weekend. My sis in- law got me a book about RPattz only after my daughter pointed it out. That’s not the best part though the book came with a poster of Rob too but this book had two inside it and I said out loud oh look they put two posters in here by mistake. My daughter who is 6 by the way goes no mom I took it from the other book so I can have one too :0 Needles to say after I stopped laughing I talk to her about not taking things like that cus it’s stealing. I guess I did a good job rubbing Rob off on her. I just don’t want her to have to steal for him!!!!
IfOnly…thanks! It warms my heart to know that my kids don’t mind me worshiping a 23 yr.old actor…brings a tear to my eye to know that I’ve done something right with them! LOL!
@asiki…we lie, steal, and cheat (well, maybe not cheat) for our Rob. Your daughter is awesome for pointing out the book for your sis-in-law, but tell her she has to wait until she’s a little older to start doing the devious things!!
All in the name of our RobJesus!! <3
My ,my my….Oh my ROB!!!!!!!! I meant …GOD….
By the way,Rob in the white sheet is my perfect image of Edward in “DON’T FORGET TO REMEMBER ME” my perfect Edward in “twilighted” It’s a beautiful story byOliviamk1218. Author of ” Beyond Twilight” Don’t miss it!
OK – I promised this a few days ago….
This is how we are introduced to “Georges” in the opening scenes of Bel Ami….
“It is a narrow, old bed, with a bent iron frame. Advancing across its dirty white sheets, a black mark. A cockroach. Fat, glistening, it negotiates the hills and valleys of the bedclothes.
Watching its approach, face down, inert, is the other occupant of the bed: GEORGES DUROY, 30, handsome, and, on this sweltering night, NAKED….”
So…….when this happens on screen during the premiere, will it be the orgasm heard around the world???
I think it just might be. “GEORGES DUROY, 30, handsome, and, on this sweltering night, NAKED….” ………..dhasfhskh………..dlkajlsakdlksjdf *thud* DED!
“…and, on this sweltering night, NAKED…”, that’s the important thing right there, I could care less about his name or his age!
Please, please let it be as it’s written. That image alone will keep me warm until March.
TTC “when this happens on screen during the premiere, will it be the orgasm heard around the world???”
That would be a …. HELL YES!
You gotta be fucking kidding me, right? Where in the FUCK am I supposed to watch that movie when it comes out???They should totally reopen drive-in theaters across the world for this!!
OMFG!!! That is amazing! I love it!!!
I can’t decide if I like the song or the pictures better!
I just stopped by to do a little self pimpage. I just posted the oneshot I wrote for FandomGivesBack, and I wanted to leave the link if anyone wanted a lusty little Bitey Vamp sex action.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5602769/1/Forever
What if Edward’s venom reacted like an aphrodisiac? Hmm…… (like we need any help in that department!)
Oooh, I’ll have to bookmark later. Am at work. I like me some vamp sex action.
Read it, loved it!!!
Morning all!
JAG ……. brilliant, just brilliant.
“11 hobos a-buzzing” I pity anyone of the angels that has to go carol singing over the next 2 days! Titters all ’round!!
x
JAG: Today’s banner is all kinds of perfect – Thank you x
Yeah I love it too Rob’sYorkshireGirl. It looks SO GOOD on her blog, doesn’t it?
Any sign of Rob’s arrival in London ? I know you all want him home soon….
The banner is GORGEOUS! *le swoon*
Goes so well with the light blue RAoR colour.
@ Dreamy … Great work again! <3
Can’t sleep….argh. Gotta get back on daytime schedule for folks tomorrow and I am no good at mornings. LOL
SO NICE to see you all still posting during the big 3 days around christmas. You girls are priceless and so friendly. Hope santa brings you what you want, but he’ll have to clone alot of Rob’s for us all…ehehehe
debbo, I know I’m late but I’m loving your new avi! I didn’t even recognized you. Ugh, daytime sucks lol. I like morning it just the waking up parts that kills me. I’ve been having to work early and far so I have to wake up at 5:30am so I’ve been cursing the morning Gods. So I feel you. Hope you have a safe holiday!
That’s SO FUNNY….robmusement does some really funny Rob manips….
http://robmusement.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/sail-away1.jpg
I love RobMusements manips, they’re always so awesome!
I ADORE the one of him on the left side of this pic spam grouping of pics. LOVE it when he looks RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA straight on. He doesn’t do that as much as the jaw porn angles which photographers and fans ADORE….but I love him straight on also…..oh the eyes……help me….
http://robmusement.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/pispm2.jpg
debbo…where is that pic from…the one you like? I love that too…gorgeous!
oh melbie I wish you could find this in a huge size and tweak it….it’s so lovely in black and white. Sometimes his eyes go so dark…it amazes me how they change color *yeah I know it’s black and white* but that whole series they looked dark. OH THE EYES……gah…..Oh to be the woman he adores and looks at with THOSE EYES…..gahhhhhhhh
http://robmusement.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/twilightxchange-nmpc-00110.jpg
Will ever I ever get over Rob? sigh….He’s intense and hard to leave…..
There it is…I really like this pic alot!! Thanks for posting love! <3
She DIDN’T do this pic fantasy, but doesn’t this look like something Raezworld would create? Interesting….
http://robmusement.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/beautiful-christmas-greetings.jpg
This lady hasn’t been posting as regularly as she used to, but her hilarious Rob blog is SO FUNNY. Not as funny as JAG, but she’s funny. Read backwards to her older posts also if you need a good laugh…..it will cheer you up if you have the holiday blues….(some people do). She’s funny. If you don’t like the first stuff, keep going backwards. I used to love her GUMBY ROB comparisons.
http://adorkablepattinson.blogspot.com/
AJ rocks! I wish she’d post more often… Gumby Rob is the best!
Look at the pants…ready to go baby….christmas gift. YUMMY. woof. Oh what a day that would be ……oh lord…..TAKE IT OFF ROB!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
http://robmusement.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/xmas-rob.jpg
Right-Click-SAYVE!!Thanx Debbo.
Oh yeah a couple of Rob thighs and some of our favorite sexiest Rob. Put them together and they woof…..
Such a pretty song…..such CUTE pictures of Rob. He gives us so much joy. He makes me so happy.
Goodnight. I gotta get a couple hours sleep…I just needed a good Rob fix. Can you relate?
Awesome vids! Thanks debbo!
Oh my god! I so want him under my tree for christmas. Or at least a clone!
P.S. I just woke up from an amazing Bobby Long dream! And it is always Bobby. Never Rob but I’m not complaining!
Nevermind the tree, I want him under me for Christmas!
SRL you read my mind!!!!!!!:)