So the RobDrought ended yesterday with a little Grizzly Rob doing karaoke RAWR! How many days had it been? I have no f*cking clue, you guys should know by now that I am way to lazy to look that shit up. Anyone know off hand? 7 days, 10 days, 14 days. GAH what does it matter 2 or 20 we missed seeing the Pretty.
I got thinking, I wonder what Rob’s been up to these last few weeks. I’m pretty sure he’s…
NOT
shopping
shaving
or schmoozing
So what exactly is he doing? Well I looked at my stats yesterday and I’m pretty sure he’s googling shit and ending up here at RAoR!
mmmm AssCandy for the mother f*cking win! PS WTM check out the bicep bump. Sweet baby Jeebzuz on a snowmobile!
the google giggles after the swiiiiiinggggg…
So these are real search terms used by people Rob that brought them him to RAoR!
robert pattinson, blue shirt – uh oh, Rob did you lose this fantastic shirt, great it’s probably with the Stolis and the sexpenders. FML
missing chapters of twilight – Rob baby, you can google this all you want…there is no sex in the TwiSaga. The best you’re gonna get is fade to black. But umm if you check here you may find what you’re looking for *wink*
robsten sex fanfiction adult – no comment Rob, no comment *snicker*
Well lookey loo another excuse to post this fine picture. Blue shirt FTMFW!
robert pattinson ass - you’ll find some nice pictures of what’s left of it here at RAoR but if you want it back you’re gonna have to eat something baby. Have a cheesebugah and a Peroni, please!
twilight drinking game instructions – good times will be had by all in the Pattinson house over The Hooridays!
robert pattinson belt – Rob Rob Rob, NO BELTS you know the rules. Now bend over the whipping bench while I get my rabbit fur flogger out.
THIS is a GREAT f*cking angle *reaches out to fondle LCD*
artwork taylor lautner wall stickers – doing a little Christmas shopping Rob?
jag and robert Pattinson – how many times do I have to tell you Rob, you and me, just not gonna happen. Sorry babe #asif #whatev
buy edward cullen panties – wanting to buy a little something for that special someone KStew, TomStu, MamaStew, FakeManagerNick??
“rob pattinson”+house - um yea so Rob are you drunk? Do you need help finding your way home?
Aww GingerBert!
rob pattinson ornaments – Rob, they’re called pornoments, h00rnaments or hornyments *snicker*
taylor lautner ass – don’t worry Rob, your AssCandy is way finer that the Tater’s
smokey bar – definitely a good place to hideout Rob, like you did last night.
rob pattinson running – Rob honey, don’t watch yourself run. You already have a complex, you’ll just make it worse.
robert pattinson dildo – Rob, take your pants off and look down, you don’t need this *wink* We however, could use The “Authentic” Hobo
Rob, baby, look away, just look away 
Source - my smutty hard drive, not sure about the GIFs
Alright ladies, besides lurking at RAoR who what do you think Rob’s going to be doing over the holidays, to um keep busy? teehee
OMFG I totally had to post this so WIN!
Bahaha…love <3
My brain is shutting down, still mucked up by the overnight drive last night after seeing Bobby
So…don't have too much to offer at this point.
Buttttt I'm sure Rob's just gonna relax, get cozy, and catch up on some fanfic. Duh.
emz, wasnt around twitter much yesterday or today… deets on the Bobby… pretty pleeeez… with sprinkles and Robbie on top.. (or you) whatever position u prefer
…
OMG. I <3 you so much. I needed this after the week I've had.
“rob pattinson”+house – um yea so Rob are you drunk? Do you need help finding your way home?
- teehee teehee, alll the way home…
…and, “Jeebus”, In case you cant find your house… just hop on your bike or “snowmobile”(? JAG);) and head East on highway I-wish, and Make a left at the giant Pine tree with all the h00rnaments. My house is the 6th on the left, 6 Sixth Ave. heh heh
@ginaransom—tell him he can then try mine at 6 Ninth Ave.—LOL—<3
expat, you durrtty bird! Yeah, that’s why I loves ya! Not gonna lie…
geil – lol. will do… though when im finished with him, you might need to pick him up…
“robert pattinson ass – you’ll find some nice pictures of what’s left of it here at RAoR but if you want it back you’re gonna have to eat something baby. Have a cheesebugah and a Peroni, please!”
>> LMFAO!!!
And the best f*cking GIF ever!!! (RM smoking) You die me JAG…you die me…
The gif rocks!
Rob’s holiday plans:
1. Drinking
2. Smoking
3. Screwing
Not necessarily in that order.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Best. Holiday. Ever.
HAHA – Too true. Although there may be no lathering or rinsing of any kind…
Sure there is, Ce Ce… he works me up into a lather just by lookingat him! Then he can rinse us all with certain fluids and start it all over again!
Less lather and rinse, more repeat….
LMFAO ladies.
Definitely more repeat! LOL!
You lost me at screwing I think i blacked out at the thought *jizz*
Rob makes plans now?
I think Rob may want to get stuck at #3….
***GAH!!!***
“Pornoments”, “hOOrnaments”, or “Hornyments”……fucking awesome, JAG, fucking awesome!!!!! And Rob, if you are indeed lurking here,then yes we are the DumpsterDivingTeam,you know what we do,don’t ya honey??? Thanks JAG, great pics and great search topics!!!!
ditto whatShesaid!
I really wish we could see Rob’s reaction to this SNL skit of him as a baby jesus ornament LMAO!
LMFAO robsexme!!!
*le sigh*
see h00rs, were not the only ones who put robs face on Jesus’ body…
…come to think of it JAG, they probly stole the idea from us whitty h00rs…
…someone over at SNL needs a spanking!
quick pattinangels, lets all review our BDSM from MotU & get on that ASAP! teehee
So I sat down last night to watch this with my DH and when that girl whipped out baby HHH I lost my shiz. I jumped off of the couch like my add was on fire, ran to the puter, and checked RAoR to see if anyone else had seen it.No one said anything so you know I had to let everyone know because it was just too good to be true.
See, he’s not just OUR personal Jesus!!! LMAO!!!
RM – I DIED when you posted this last night!!! JAG needs to be getting credit for this!!! Obviously we have more than just Rob lurking on this site!!! It’s an underground movement ladies and we are taking over the world one h00rnament at a time!! LOL!
OMFG had to make a screencap of that. So f*cking funny. Thanks Robsexme!
LMAO! That skit was hilarious! Somebody from SNL is definitely a lurker! Come on, tell us who you are, we know you come here!
That smoking GIF died me. It does me in every time. Oh Rob. *Sigh*
OH YEAH, I’ve ALWAYS loved to watch Rob smoke. SO FUCKING SEXY. He just blows it so sexily and SUCKS SO HARD. wooo woowoo
Only Rob can make smoking seem erotic!
Yes spunkRL your are right only Rob makes smoking look HOTT!!!
Which is bad because I bet there are so many young girls who will start to smoke because of him and KStew doing it. Sad but it’s true
Me I prefer going to a hookah bar once in awhile though
@Asiki – I’ll meet you at said bar in 10 minutes. Good for you? LOL!!!
mee too..
I’m there peeler
But seriously to bad you weren’t closer to Toronto. We have a great Hookah & Shisha Bar in Vaughan called Desert Nites. They even got live Bellydancing tonight, which I love to do. It’s so much fun.
You are a woman of hidden talents, Asiki!!! Can we show Rob your dance of the seven veils??? LOL!
OH GOD would I love to dance for him!!!!! Let him see how well I can shake and move different body parts at different times. He won’t know what to do first
I second foof’s post
and I’m pretty sure I need my own ciggy after the pics and gifs on here today ohh JAG *sigh* my GirlBlogQueen Crush just grows *snicker*
I 3rd it!
shopping with kristen and partying with katy perry…at least according to twitter!!!
I know this is random but am I the only one that wants one of those damn Team Edward water bottles from Burger King?.. I just kinda like the idea of sticking something in my mouth on a regular basis that has Robward on it.. wierd I know.
Mehh I’m indifferent to judgements lmao
*raises hand*
I want one too… Im just to lazy to: get in the car, drive over to BK, wait in the drive thru (yeah, not getting out, lazy remember?), and then drive back home…
Which reminds me, my mom told me about my christmas present tonight, and she said, and I quote: “I got you some ‘lounging’ clothes, cause I know how much you love to ‘lounge’ around the house…”
Is she calling me lazy?! Geez!
She might as well have said “Oh, hey I got you some ‘lazy’ clothes, cuz I know how lazy you are…” The Nerve.
OMG Lounge around the house?! My mum is the same way!
Brightside though you order these online bc they’re not available in the store! So we can sit on our [lounging] asses read FF, surf RobPorn AND order the Eddie Bottle to suck on at the same time! Win!
Oh.. and perhaps your lounging clothes will be the EdPajamas from Hot Topic that way you could sleep with RobWard
Fantasizingggggg
t h u d
“Oh.. and perhaps your lounging clothes will be the EdPajamas from Hot Topic that way you could sleep with RobWard”
lol wayyfarerr. last time I checked, my mom knows im not 12, so I highly doubt she did.
Yeah… you’re not the only one. I may or may not have bought two of them…
*at a hotel somewhere in LA* – Rob takes the last ‘pornament’ off the fake ficus tree in his room & sighs as he places it among the rest in his suitcase. Damn – they are going to look great on the PattinTree back in London.
As Rob turns to his laptop to re-read the latest post on RAoR (cause really once is NOT enough), he catches sight of his reflection in the mirror. As he turns, he thinks “Shit, maybe JAG is right. I think I’ll order some room service tonight….’a cheesebugah & a Peroni’ sounds just about right”….*fade to black*
Yep – that’s about what I imagine Rob doing at this very moment….roflmao…love the post!
Teehee <3
Hey Susie!! Did you get the cupcake recipes I sent ya?
Sorry it took so long! xoxoxo
yes – I did get the recipes….they sound yummy! Thanx hun!
Run Robert Run! Ha ha! I love the cute picture of them by the truck. And the blue shirt is always a winner. BTW – was it snowing on this site yesterday??
that cute picture by the truck sheds a whole new light on the ass candy—<3
It’s a beautiful angle….and a sight to see. sigh
And he’s so bendy. Me likey.
Bendy=WIN!
I know, right? I’d write more, but I can barely keep my eyes open…wonder why…
i know where he is…He is shopping for ME!!
shopping for the twelve days of Christmas glee…
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me an Edward Cullen in an oak tree;
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two Heinekkens and an Edward Cullen in an oak tree;
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three Stoli shirts, two Heinekkens and an Edward Cullen in an oak tree;
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four sexpender pants, three Stoli shirts, two Heinekkens and an Edward Cullen in an oak tree;
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five Cullen cuffs, four sexpender pants, three Stoli shirts, two Heinekkens and an Edward Cullen in an oak tree;
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six Robsluts a-jitzzing, five Cullen cuffs, four sexpender pants, three Stoli shirts, two Heinekkens and an Edward Cullen in an oak tree;
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven Pattinhoors a-posting, six Robsluts a-jitzzing, five Cullen cuffs, four sexpender pants, three Stoli shirts, two Heinekkens and an Edward Cullen in an oak tree;
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight Robcats a-purring, seven Pattinhoors a-posting, six Robsluts a-jitzzing, five Cullen cuffs, four sexpender pants, three Stoli shirts, two Heinekkens and an Edward Cullen in an oak tree;
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine Robnana muffins, eight Robcats a-purring, seven Pattinhoors a-posting, six Robsluts a-jitzzing, five Cullen cuffs, four sexpender pants, three Stoli shirts, two Heinekkens and an Edward Cullen in an oak tree;
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me his ten fingers a-teasing, nine Robnana muffins, eight Robcats a-purring, seven Pattinhoors a-posting, six Robsluts a-jitzzing, five Cullen cuffs, four sexpender pants, three Stoli shirts, two Heinekkens and an Edward Cullen in an oak tree;
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven CDs of his music, his ten fingers a-teasing, nine Robnana muffins, eight Robcats a-purring, seven Pattinhoors a-posting, six Robsluts a-jitzzing, five Cullen cuffs, four sexpender pants, three Stoli shirts, two Heinekkens and an Edward Cullen in an oak tree;
On the twelveth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve Jack-Rabbit-vibrators, eleven CDs of his music, his ten fingers a-teasing, nine Robnana muffins, eight Robcats a-purring, seven Pattinhoors a-posting, six Robsluts a-jitzzing, five Cullen cuffs, four sexpender pants, three Stoli shirts, two Heinekkens and an Edward Cullen in an oak tree!
i am still on the Christmas theme and inspired by the old traditional carol and if you want to see more to to my blog http://robertpattinsonrhymes.blogspot.com/
ciao bella!
“twelve Jack-Rabbit-vibrators”….Your beautiful…I lurv reading your posts!
tessANZ—what she said—<3
LMAO!!!!! More redone Christmas music!!! Go back to the posts a week or so ago, some of us rewrote a bunch of them!!!
Love your version of 12 days!!!
Jack Rabbit vibrators…..YES! I have two. Every girl needs a backup. LOL
The hobo would be nice too though….
Thanks for the funny “song lyrics” Tess! HAPPY HOLIDAYS HONEY!
“his ten fingers a-teasing”……RM fantasizing in3….2….1……holy sh*t Rob, those digits are marvelous!!!!
Tess- your 12 Days of Christmas is AWESOME!!!!
<3
tessANZ, that was awesome! I did a version of The 12 days of Christmas a while back, but yours is way pervier!
EPIC, Tess!!! <3 U bb! "nine Robnana muffins"! Uumm, yes please!!
ROTFLMFAO!!! I LOVE it!!! You rock bb!!! <3
Lurvin’ this, Tess! You are my muse….LOL! Merry Christmas, dearest!
xoxoSus
“Robert Pattinson dildo”….hmmm. Rob, if you do indeed lurk here I have a wonderful suggestion for the perfect Christmas gift for kstew. It’s called “Clone-A-Willy” Never heard of it? It’s this fab kit that will make an exact replica of your peen. She won’t ever have to leave home without “it”. While your at it, send JAG and the rest of us PattinAngels one too. We could gaze at it, fondle it, and use it in between recharging our “Hobo’s”. Plus, making all them peen replicas would keep you busy during the Holiday. <3's~Capri
*giggle* Sorry, Ladies but Ima durty,durty girl…
Jimi Hendrix did it….why not Rob?
Good idea…..hehehehehe.
Capri:
“Sorry, Ladies but Ima durty,durty girl…” Why apologise? You’re totally in the right place here with the rest of us!
And if Rob was EVER to make a replica of his goods, I’d totally buy a shitload and never leave my house ever again – death by orgasm, what a way to go…..
X
As I started reading your comment Capri, I was immediately thinking ” and send us all one” and you totally ended up saying that. If by some miracle there ever was such a replica….I am pretty sure that they would be the “hot” item and would always be out of stock. Damn, I would love to get me a few thousand!!#I’d be wearing the siz out of that puppy
We are all Durty, durty girls…ain’t no shame in the game!!
Just the idea, of having a dildo that is a replica of Rob’s man parts… Just. WOW. I think I would be sent “over the edge”, just taking it out of the box, and wouldn’t necessarily even need to turn it on…
My hubbie mentioned in passing one day, that he wouldn’t care if I wanted a sparkly peen. What’s that called? The Vamp?
Okay, so the alarm went of 5 minutes ago. It’s 7:00 am here in L.A. and where am I? Here with my coffee and you sexy ladies. Capri, I think your idea is fabulous!
BTW: JAG, you made my morning with this blog and those captions. Hysterical!
It’s killing me that Rob is still here in L.A. So close, yet so far away. I wonder when he and Kristen will leave for London?
I wonder if Rob reads High Anxiety, especially the last chapter where Edward makes Bella a Mock Cock?
@srl…Seriously?I need to get to that story! Going to check to make sure I have it on my FF favs….Christ, I can hardly keep up!
F*@k kstew, I want one for me!!…with sparkles of course…
Hahahaha, I came in here this morning in a “fuck my life” mode, and it just VANISHED when reading this pos!
RAoR posts make my day too Heidi. JAG is so fucking funny and clever….she brightens our day for sure. THANKS JAG! I love coming home to your posts!
HeidiForReal, I hope school is going well for you at college. KICK SOME ASS, GIRL! Happy holidays!
Troubles *poof*
It would be nice if he WAS googling online and showing up to places that love him.
OH MY GOD I had the gig from hell tonight. TWO HOURS OVERTIME…which means I sang 5 hours. UGH. Then it rained coming in and rained going out and so I was completely wet hauling the gear in and out for my music equipment. THEN it started flooding in the restaurant where the party was at. THANK GOD it wasn’t over my head, BUT I had to get the electric plugs up off the floor cause it was flooding into the french doors in the bistro. HAHAHHAHA. I survived and got a $100. tip plus the overtime on top of my regular pay.
BUT OH MY GOD….came home, took a hot shower and I’m eating a salad….didn’t eat ALL DAY. I hate to eat before I sing.
SO GOOD TO BE HOME WITH ROaR and my ROB pictures!
Two gigs down, THREE TO GO this weekend….oh my god…HELP!
OH and now I WILLL READ FAN FIC until dawn….and get up at 4:00 pm to go do another gig playing music. FAN FIC is my drug of choice right now…..that and of course ROB PATTINSON.
Oh debbo I hope your next few gigs got better. Enjoy your fan fic girl, that shit is the cure to all life’s aliments!!!
Yeah asiki81, I love coming home and getting some “fan fiction lovin”. Even the angst is worth it for the “lemons of lovin”.
HEHEHHEHEH. Thanks for the well wishes…..2 down, 3 to go.
“The Blessing and The curse” new chapter…..Edward is gonna mind fuck Michael. LOOK OUT MICHAEL you are in for a BUMPY RIDE. hehehhehehhehe
I look forward to contributing to your activities tonight, Debbo.
Oh debbo you poor thing!!! GAH, off to read!!!! Been dying for an update to that one!!!
Debbo, I’m glad you’re okay lady. Speaking of fanfic and lemons, have you read ch. 15 of OTI yet?
Hang in there, Debbo!! You should have broke out into a rendition of “Rain Drops Keep Falling on my Head”! LOL!!! Seriously, tho glad you are alright! *hugs*
<3 you lots debbo!! I'm gonna miss our late night posting together on here!
Let a bitch know when you get home!! 
xoxoxo
Today’s BANNER looks great with your website’s coloring. NICE.
DreamySim1 is da best!
thnx! Luv ya!
Such a beautiful banner DreamySim!!!! (le sigh) Lurve you!
OH I LOVED seeing Rob with the FENDER TELECASTER guitar. And I LOVEEEEEEE HIS BEARD! YUMMY!!!!!!!
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/image.php_.jpg
I’m so glad he’s got time to have some fun.
So where’s the KAREOKE PICTURES YOU ALL TALKED ABOUT? I can’t find them anywhere.
All I saw was the party with Katy Perry where he went to attend Shannon’s birthday party. Get yer drink on Rob…..it’s PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can somebody post the kareoke pictures of Rob?
PLEASE?
Oh, nevermind…..they just ASKED HIM if he did Kareoke. It was Katy Perry and Shannon he was with. SORRY. Don’t post anything, I know it’s invasive.
Sorry. At least he wasn’t driving….baby was partying and we worry.
@Melbie – thank you for the best buttonfly shot EVER!!! Love it!!!
Hey Debbo,
Actually, he was driving after he had dinner with Katy.
There’s a vid (and pics) of him outside the restaurant signing for fans and starting the car/driving away. Ooohh….. even when he starts the car he’s SEXY as hell.
Well, I’m grateful he comes out on his balcony sometimes cause we miss him so much. I hate the papz though….but I miss Rob.
WE LOVE YOU ROB HONEY!!!!!
You know ladies…I think Rob should wear our favorite button fly jeans EVERY DAMNED DAY.
he looks SO GOOD IN THEM!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!
YUM!!!!!!!! SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=650&pos=14
Oh yea debbo I couldn’t agree with you more.
Then if he could just maybe forget to button the fly
YES! Rob in buttonfly jeans…. Always a WIN!!!
(Sorry your gig was so long and hard (that’s what she said)…. maybe these will cheer you up a bit…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4175499493/sizes/o/in/set-72157622974679934/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4175498949/sizes/l/in/set-72157622974679934/
Oh MELBIE….I think I love you. Will you marry me and be my bitch? hehehehe
))))))))))))))))
Thanks for the great Rob crotch and Rob ENTIRE button fly picture WITH THE STOLI AND THE RAY BANS……SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I feel like I just scored a case of heineken. THANKS MELBIE.
Button Fly OH MY!!!! LoVe it!!! Thanks Melbie
melbie, you are going to be the death of me! GAH! THUD!
Hey debbo, good luck with the rest of you gigs! I’d come hold an umbrella over your head if I could. That close-up pic Melbie gave you of the single button waiting to be popped open should help.Damn, that gives a girl durty thoughts…
Well Melbie-they definitely cheered me up!!Thanx
melbie – #1 buttonfly FTMFW. I can continue my day happy now!
Thanks, girlie!
Oh melbie that is HOT! Thank you!
Thanks Angels, nothin’ better to cheer a H00r up than a close look at Rob’s button fly / manties / happy trail – always a WIN for me!!!
debbo, sure I’ll marry you and be your bitch… (NOT!) LMAO !! So glad the button fly pic cheered you up! I <3 you!
DeeDreamer, please translate "FTMFW" ??? I gotta know what that stands for!
JAG love the blue shirt pic,thats set me up for the day
and i hope whatever rob is doing at the moment he is having fun and getting some rest.
AMEN!
I didn’t see the word ‘rest’ at first…
I couldn’t agree more. I hope he can hang loose (gulp) and just cut up and have fun. He’s 23…doubt he needs the rest!
‘twilight drinking game instructions – good times will be had by all in the Pattinson house over The Hooridays!’
LMAO! JAG-you kill me!
Yesterday I was just thinking the same thing: maybe he’s googling himself and finding all the confessions of the PattinPervs: hell, what a laugh that would be for him!
On another note: anyone seen Vana?
Have a Hot Robbin Day (you too Rob
)
Yeah, where IS Vana? Get yer little Rob pervin ass back in here and spread some porn!
Maybe RL is kickin’ Vana in the add!
Wondering where Vana is too? Miss you Vana!!!
Where are you Vana? Hope you are doing okay! Miss you too.
Vana posted once yesterday under my photoshopped pics of Rob and I…this is her post…
LuvnRobAlldaykeepsthedoctoraway,
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! They are f***** hilarious!!!!! And so well done!!! I would seriously enlarge and frame them. And by the way: you’re beautiful!
I replied back to her asking if she was OK because I know she too has been having problems with her back and I told her I was worried about her, but she never posted back.
VANA~ We’re missing you hunny! Please let us know you’re OK…we <3 you doll!
Yes! Sweet baby Jeebzuz on a snowmobile! Thanks for the f*ckhawt pics of the bicep pump, buttonfly jeans with the peekaboo manties, and great angle of ass candy ….. *thud*
Picks self up & wipes floor now where was I?
Oh right, what will Rob be doing over the holidays ? … well, in reference to DQM’s post from yesterday (btw DQM I left you a reply)…. I’m gonna pray to sweet baby Jesus that DQM’s path crosses with Rob’s as per how her lovely devious mind works she has probably come up with a brilliant elaborate plan to steal Rob LOL … & we’ll hook up (DQM I know you want Rob all to yourself but tis the season of giving, so you won’t mind sharing, right?) and well then you know what he’ll be doing
#IWISH #ASIF
DQM have your camera ready & best of luck!
All caught up “Breaking Trinity” fan fiction. Loved it. It updates Saturday. Glad.
Having “The University Of Edward Masen” withdraws. LOL Won’t update till Jan. 9th.
Guess I’ll start on “The Workshop a tale of edible..”
as you all are RAVING about how good it is. Ok, you’ve all been right so far….you girls know the good stories when you share them….
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5384904/1/The_Workshop_A_Tale_Of_Edible_Delights
rereading The Workshop today cus I got sent home sick from work. I’m abiguous about this: sick= bad times, FF all day= good times.
Hmmm after I catch up on CW&IA maybe this will be my next one to read while I wait for updates on like 10 or so other stories!!! My brain as turned into one big fan fic mush
Yeah, I’m going to start that over the Christmas break too, along with about a million others waiting in my faves list! X
The Workshop is F*ckin’ HOT! Dadward is sooo yummy!
I read the first four chappies of “Laid Bare” for a second time last night… I mean that FF is portraying Robward as one VERY hot vamp… take a look and you will understand….
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5541886/1/
Oh Melbie – Laid Bare is an intense ff — it’s my first non-AH one…and this Edward-vamp….GAH! *fans self*
I’m glad I’m not the only Pattinh00r that is fainting away waiting on updates of my fav Edward/Bella stories.
EP – can it get any better? It’s the BEST!
CW&IA – gah! swoon and faints!
Master of Universe – on the edge of my seat!!
Late night encounters – definitely changing panties after that one…
Waking up in Vegas – one of my new favs!
I may need to re-read The office and The list while I’m waiting for these lovely authors to enjoy their holidays!!!
JAG WROTE:
“robert pattinson belt – Rob Rob Rob, NO BELTS you know the rules. Now bend over the whipping bench while I get my rabbit fur flogger out”
AH…a “Masters Of The University” rabbit fur flogger baby!!!!!!! That “Edward” is in DEEP SHIT right now. Can’t wait for an update there too. Maybe that Edward should have avoided the belt ALSO! hehehhe
I agree debbo, 50 shades definitely pushed it too far with the belt!
That was some jizztyping debbo… “Masters of the University”??? LOL! (I’m sure you meant: “Master of the Universe”)… and Fifty Shades Domward is in DEEP shit after the last chapter… taking a belt to sweet Bella??? SHIT NO! I can’t wait for the next update…hope it arrives soon! (I can rely on you to alert us!!)
Observation: This morning I had every intention of getting some vacuuming/laundry/dusting/cleaning done in my shambles of a home… but Noooooooooooo…. here I STILL sit perving on RAoR or perving on pics of Rob in photoshop… then perving some more with all you sweet PattinH00rs…. I’m a total FAIL…
NOW THAT WAS some jizztyping for sure. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
I just got home. Gig went fine. That’s funny I did that up above. GAH
OOOH “The Blessing and The Curse” just updated at 4:00 am EST. OOOH dig that story too. That “Edward” mmm mmmm he’s dark, but sexy.
Is this one by the author ‘The Black Arrow’ ????
Yes asiki, I believe it is. It was a great chapter. I reviewed for the first time ever on ff.net. I told here that her description of his exceptional architecture was intoxicating….while I was reading about his neck, jaw, and collarbone I just wanted to lick and nibble for eternity. Then I had to take a hot shower and wake up Mr.Much. READ.IT.PEOPLE.
I think Now I will RM!!!!! Thanxxx
I love that freakin’ story! I’m seriously torn between it and UoEM as my fave… I can’t decide.
Oh Robert if you are ending up here on RAoR I’m sure your have a lot of fun reading about all the crazy things we would do to you and just how much you are really loved!!!
To bad you couldn’t leave us some kind of clue that you do visit us here
FuckiteFuck!! meant to post it here not on it’s own *smacks self upside the head*
you’ll have not your have
That’s what happens when you get up early to feed this addition for Rob, (note to self proof read)
jizztyping again….
Jizztyping is to be expected, especially after looking at all of the F*ckHawtness!
you’ll have not your have
That’s what happens when you get up early to feed this addition for Rob, (note to self proof read)
Brilliant post today, I love all your hilarious comments! Esp the one about the belt!!!
And I hope he’s trying to find his way home, here, to the UK. I know I keep saying it, BUT WE NEED HIM BACK HOME!!!
mmmm bicep porn, may have to study that in more detail today.
Blue Shirt, button fly jeans = spontaneous orgasm.
Arse shot from Twilight = See Above.
Smoking gif = gah!
Running gif = I just imagine he’s running towards me so I don’t give a shit what he looks like doing it.
x
LMAO romanysue, I was thinking the same thing about him running. It’s where he’s going to(mybed) that I’m worried about, not what he looks like while he’s getting there!
That shot from the Twilight filming makes me want to bite my puter monitor!!Just a little bite, just hard enough…..
OK…where’s LuvnRobALLday? Girl, are you playing find the connoli with your neighbor/computer repairman? HEHEHHEHHE Send the kids to the movies with grandma! Insert evil laugh here….
Love ya back girlfriend! Rob hoornaments for everyone!
Hey debbo! I’m here! Satan has our daughter until Wednesday, so I’m down to one child until then! And she doesn’t mind mommy being on the computer like my older one does! I just finished baking 36 chocolate chip cookies with her, so she’s good to go for awhile!
Better luck next time! 
The neighbor boy didn’t help me out with my computer problems for shit! I fixed it myself. I don’t think he came over to fix my computer anyway…I think he wanted to try to “fix” something else! He brought beer and stayed until almost midnight. Well boy, don’t try to fix what isn’t broken!! LOL! We talked until I could barely keep my eyes open and then he left! I guess he thought my kids weren’t home!
LuvnRobandbakingcookiesAllDay,
Choc chip WHITE cookies?…… (HIS favorite remember…)
You couldn’t keep your eyes open, as in: he was boring?….
LOL! Oh Vana…between my girls and I, I think we’ve eaten a pound of white chocolate this past week!
It’s my youngest daughter’s favorite too! So I went with regular chocolate this time…but ROB, I CAN make some killer white chocolate chip cookies (andfeedthemtoyouaswespendaweekinmybed) if you’re ever down this way…Pensacola Florida! 
Unfortunately yes…he was very boring! We used to have sooooo much fun together, but I think he’s been alot different since he came home from Iraq. I guess that’ll have that effect on alot of those guys though. It’s sad…
LRAD, sad that your neighbor friend has changed so much since returning from Iraq..
I hope he isn’t a victim of PTSD or something… so many guys come back from that hell-hole if not damaged physically, damaged emotionally…
Rob smoking is so hot!! One of Rob’s legs is longer that the other, so we have to give him a break, for looking so dorky while running. As long as he is not running in fear, I don’t really care.
JAG, if you need ANOTHER reason to watch your copy of The Haunted Airman, there is an amazing scene with Rob in a bathtub, where the water is strategically placed over his pretty parts. My favorite scene is when he is shaving with a straight edge, because it is a close up of his jaw. So f*cking hot!!
Favorite tag time:
“look no Craptastic ON Dad shirt in this post” LOL
I was wondering if anyone would notice that tag teehee
As an OCDR member, I definitely noticed that!
I swear to gah you’re killing me with the idea that he typed in “robsten sex fanfiction adult”. Killing me DED!
Oh, Robert. I so hope you’re relaxing, chillaxing, whatevs (could add mackin, schmexin, gettin some action – I could go on!). And growing the beard. You know what that does to us. Please say hi to DQM from us at LAX. Ask her about her Christmas card.
Anyway – hope you didn’t get too freaked out by the Robfessions yesterday. *coughcoughminecoughcough* We’re just so overwhelmed by the sexy that it’s hard to pretend to function normally. I don’t really want anything from you (much – is it so hard to drive to NJ, getting “lost” in front of my house? Is it?). Just wish you well – remember Happy Rob = Happy Pattinangels! Lust you, MyRobbie
Hey! Look at the Jizzcon level picture! ON! Ha! It’s effin everywhere. Cannot be avoided. Nor should it be, really!
My Robbie! You said “chillaxing”!!!! I <3 you hard!! People around here mess with me when I use that word!!
“Missing chapters of Twilight-Rob baby, you can google this all you want…..there is no sex in the twisaga….” this cracked my shit up at 6:45 this a.m.
Rob-definitely check out the twiporn….it is soooo good. Totally inspired by you and Twisaga…so you know it is f*cktastic!!!
Guess what I bought at Target this morning? A big ass bottle of Moscato!!! I totes thought of you RM! Come on over later and I’ll open it while we oggle RobPorn!
I.AM.THERE.!!I will crack open the bottle that my DH just bought me right now if you are game. My husband is off to work and I’ve got nothing pressing that I have to do.I can play ALL day…
How’s your DH??Is it really that bad, or do you just want to send him away until he is all better and can go back to work?
<3 you.
OH I have another Robfession I forgot to mention in yesterdays post. I subconsciously have started biting my lip and licking them more then usual because it seems like in every fan fic I read that is what they have Bella do and we all know what it does to Edward *MotU* *CW&IA* to name some
But seriously it as become a bad habit now.
OMG asiki81 – me too! I’ve noticed I’ve started biting my lip a lot more – not sure if it’s my fan fic obession or my sick girl crush on the badass KStew’s portrayal of Bella….probably both!!
You too huh’? #ohthankBabyRobJesus
Glad to see I am not the only one doing this
Oh my God! I do the biting and licking thing too!
I do that too! And also – growing my hair out to try to look like Bella’s. The friend I saw NM with (not a big fan of the series) said, when we walked out “Man, Stew gives good hair, doesn’t she?”. I’m working up the nerve to bring a photo into hairdresser to do it better. Maybe I’ll steal a mag when I’m in there!
Me too! My hubs has even noticed it, but it doesn’t have the same affect on him as it does Edward!
Right there with you, Asiki!! Quite frankly, it seems to draw a lot of attention from the opposite sex! Whether it is intentional or not! LOL!!!
BWAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Don’t know a one of us who hasn’t started doing this!!! I swear I need to buy stockin Carmex. No matter how sexy it is, need to keep the lips kissable and soft. Never know when Sex-on-Legs is going to show up at my door!
*she waves her fangirl high and proud*
Me too, me too. Don’t know if it does anything to DH, but it reminds me of MoU and I get all….well, you ladies know.
“But umm if you check here you may find what you’re looking for *wink*” JAG – I know I always find what I’m looking for here! And that bicep! GAH!! How is it I’ve seen that pic a dozen times and never noticed it til this morning?! Thanks! It was like getting smacked across the face this morning! I’m all brite eyed and bushy tailed now!
Same with me peeler, I have seen that pic numerous times and never noticed the bicep bulge, but it was the first thing I noticed when I looked at it today! I think maybe it’s because my eyes are usually focused a little lower!
Tru dat, SRL!!
Why is it now we notice it? I as well have never noticed it till today?!?!?!?
The first thing I noticed about that pic was the curve in the small of his back (oh my gawd…I LOVE it!)
The second thing was the bicep!! DED!
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*snort laffs* OH god. I loved the Pornoments…and that nativity pic is so much fucking win LOL
OMG! I am so late to work but WAHTEVER!
Turned on my puter just to see what was new in the Rob Drought!
you don’t disappoint ever!
And Tess- love your 12 days of christmas!
peeler,
“Sure. I’ll give you the number:
1-900-ROB-DoMe.
I’m pretty sure that is the only cure to your addiction! LOL!”
ROFLMFAO!!! You are f*cking hilarious!!!!
Man I need to get off of here some time in the near future because I have shit I need to do that is not getting done B/C if its not RAoR it’s fan fic I’m glued too.!!!
I’m a Rob Crack Addict and I need some help. I wonder if there is Rob Anonimos number I can call???
Sure. I’ll give you the number:
1-900-ROB-DoMe.
I’m pretty sure that is the only cure to your addiction! LOL!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROFLMAO~~~~~
Peeler if he ever does Do Me I think that’s it for me!!!! Forget Crack Addict, I’ll be a Heroin Addict and be stuck chasing the dragon for the rest of my life
Mind you I can’t see anything wrong with that;)
Ooops – jizztyping here… reposting in proper position (I hope)
peeler,
“Sure. I’ll give you the number:
1-900-ROB-DoMe.
I’m pretty sure that is the only cure to your addiction! LOL!”
ROFLMFAO!!! You are f*cking hilarious!!!!
Hilarious as usual! I hope he gets to go back to London and chill with close friends and family, spending the holidays like the should be spent. Yep, I’m all rainbows and motherfucking butterflies today.
Have a great day, loves!
~Christina
P.S. I hope “Robert” will have enough spare time to drop in for the holidays… I still miss him.