Back in September, I opened my closet and showed you guys all the dead hobos skeletons that were in it, yes I fessed up and made some scathing confessions! Well, I haven’t made much progress since then teehee…I still haven’t seen The Haunted Airman, or finished watching Little Ashes and poor MiniE is still in his little box. 
So today, it’s the PattinAngelz turn to confess, spill the beans, drop their drawers, flash their tatas and admit to some of the things they’ve done in the name of their Robert Pattinson obsession devotion.
OMG, you did what!?! Is that even legal 
Names have been omitted to protect the guilty pervy horny over-sexed drooling panting hobo-abusing innocent *snicker*
Check out the Robfessions after the giggleSNORT…
What have you done in the name of your Robsession!
Rob replaced son and hubby as my cellphone wallpaper… New pic every Monday keeps momma happy!
I managed to call el-twato, sorry, ex-hub, “Rob” during a phone conversation…. It’s always a difficult one to explain!
I have purchased the following: 3 buffalo checked shirts (but then again…I’ve never met a plaid I didn’t like), 1 black zippy (hoodie with a zipper), 1 camp shirt,1 pair of adidas sambas, 1 pair of converse, 1 black beanie
Some Yummy Plaid goodness! GAWD he looks edible here...zippppppppppp
I calculated the nationalities that my future children would be if Rob was the father. And then I told my friend, who thought it was funny, but not “haha” funny. I should have just saved it for you guys. She did not get it. (JAG – I totally get this)
My BF’s mother asked me once why I had a picture of THAT guy (Rob) as a screensaver, and not my kids or my BF. “Because he’s hotter!” Oooops.. #TRUTH
I put the Drunk’n’slurryRob at the Vma’s-mp3 as the mail-alert? On my BF’s puter. LOL WIN
I buy rob posters and make my 13 yrold hang them in her room
I buy rob magazines constantly and hide them in my dresser (ME TOO!)
I custom designed a t-shirt with his face (micporn from cannes) saying, “I don’t suffer from ORPD, I enjoy every minute of it” – had it overnite shipped and don’t EVEN ask me what I spent on it…
I have several, they are tucked away and I still haven't read them #epicFAIL
My email notification is Rob saying “Hello”. If the kids are using the computer they don’t announce I have mail they yell “Mommy, Robert Pattinson just said Hello!”
Tell my hubby I’m studying “homework” but really spend all my time reading FF. #I’mAnAddictToo
Bought a “cullen” necklace off the internet. Smiled inwardly when hubby complimented me on my “pretty” necklace. Ignorance is bliss
when I first saw the pic with the red plaid lying on the fur I SAW myself trying to look from beside my computer in search of a better perspective of his happy trail. #that’snormal
*craning neck* DROOL F*ckhawt at any angle!
i actually brought ring of the niebelungs yep i did i watch it my kids love it. (I don’t think I’m devoted enuff to do that lol)
I bought a “Pocket Edward” out of peer pressure from other RAoR gals and I was jealous so I went to THREE STORES to find him and then there were 6 to choose from and I laid them all out to find the one with the best “paint job”. LOL
YES, I fucking bought a Rob pillowcase. I’m not proud of it, but I did. (keep it handy in case you meet Rob & see some heinous O-Face)
I’m supposed to be looking up the recipe for tonights dinner….lamb casserole….instead I’m on here….sigh….looks like burnt lamb chops tonight then…how do I explain that to hubby? (LIE)
Oh, and JAG…. My Pocket Eddie is still in the package, too. I’m afraid of what he’ll do to me if I let him out…EXACTLY
Well there was that time I plotted (in elaborate detail) to steal a Cardboard Edward from a movie store at the local mall. (So it was you! LOL)
Have taken countless days off work ’sick’ so I can surf the net, drool over Rob porn and read (and often re-read) fanfic for hours on end and just havn’t been able to stop.
I worry more about having missed new Rob pics than I do about checking my bank account. #that’snormal
Who needs a clean house when we've got this! FINGERS-DED! #luvtheVneck
I have 17,694 pics on my computer in 353 folders…O.o I blame it on blogging… that’s okay right? (Me TOO!)
Have always been crap at housework & gardening and now do none at all – my house is a sh*thole!
have managed to rename my vajayjay after a certain Muse song which featured on the Twilight soundtrack, and it has now become so famous that, thanks to Jo, it even has it’s own bloody avatar!!! This, rather bizarrely, means that every time a RAoR girl anywhere in the world hears that song she thinks of an English trollop’s RobsKnobHolder, aka my hooha …. which is seriously weird! (TRUTH – can’t hear that song without thinking of you *snicker*)
Click it bitches, you know you want to…
Any more Robfessions ladies? Any holiday Robfessions to make?
I buy my 10-year-old giant Robporn posters. I make her hang them on the outside of her door. (well if they’re in her room, how the Hell am I supposed to see them?? Besides, Zac E is in there too and that would be sacrilege…)
Oh god what DID I do before I discovered this man? I used to be completely normal. This time last year I was obsessing over how my christmas decor looked in my new house. My house is still basically new but I just don’t give a damn. All I have been doing this year is lying, cheating, and stealing all in the name of Robert fucking Pattinson. Well not stealing and no cheating unless I actually meet HHH!
So what if I have bought lots of things that remind me of Rob, such as raybans, converse, nikes, a few plaid shirts. Big woop! But the absolute worse thing I have done for Rob is LIE.
I have to lie to my husband daily (all because of Rob). He will yell at me from the livingroom “what are you looking at on the computer?” And I yell back “oh just looking at the score of the game!” Or looking for a cheap flight or just shopping!!
All a big fat lie. He may or may not know I’m drooling over ‘vampire boy’ as he likes to call him.
Oh well, what he doesn’t know won’t kill him!
Shelly re ‘I used to be completely normal’ me too but if you look at the other confessions we still are normal, just normal here not in RL
We are totally normal, it’s the RL people who aren’t!
this is all so hilariously familiar
where Robsession is concerned, we are so similar
i have become so good at being surreptitious
Robperving to avoid nosy parkers being suspicious
but really i should not even try or bother
everyone knows i am a hardcore Robtwilighter!
all the staff in the cinema know me
i have just come back from New Moon # 33
but they give me badges and stuff like that
they tease and giggle and think me mad as a bat!
my hubby forgives my obsession
as he reaps his sexual satisfaction
he was just as cool when Elvis was my thing
he thinks Rob is just another “fling”…
but my daughter thinks it is highly inappropriate
as Rob is the one with whom she wishes to procreate!
and i relate EVERY single thing to Robert Pattinson
people moan, throw up hands and roll eyes in unison
“Psychologist, heal thyself”, they challenge me
they cannot see that aRob IS my psychotherapy!
but here is the deal and this is true
if they don’t get it, there is not getting through:
Rob is the most devastating pathogen in the world
if you happen to be a red-blooded woman or girl!
the infection causes behavioural transformations
makes you steal and lie to feed the addictions
makes you squeal and hang your head in shame
for your body’s response of just hearing his name…
that single monosyllable…that unitary ROB
makes me shudder and sigh, and swoon and sob
i have never seen one so terminally beautiful
never known a longing so irredeemably pitiful…
how did this intelligent woman with so little effort
become a predator stalking this young Robert?
ah, unfair life and immutable fate!
he is born years too late!
but here in this safe and anonymous fantasy
Robert is my passion and the man for me!
my lovely sisters, what wonderfully potent medicine here
to perv and jizz without shame or fear
sharing our diverse madness and insanity
for Robgorgeous, Robcute and Robpretty
a Pattinangelic and Robslutty life for us
Rob the blessing! Rob the married woman’s curse!
ciao bella!
tess, I lurve your comment and poem!
“Rob is the most devastating pathogen in the world
if you happen to be a red-blooded woman or girl!”
GAH! So very TRUE.
I carry Mini Edward with me in my purse at all times. I have pictures of Rob all over my cubicle at work and anytime anyone sees a picture of Rob they place it on my desk. Rob is also my background on my cell and computer. And when I get a phone call it is Rob saying I guess it was just here to tease me and when I get a text Rob says cheeseburgers. Try and example that to your hubby. haha. Mmmm Rob you beautiful man.
I wish I knew how to do those things with my phone. I would love to have Rob say, “So, I guess it was just here to tease me.” whenever I want.
I agreeeeee Katiebird, I’m a techno loser, but to have “Tease me” on my phone. Gah, only problem would be I probably would never answer the phone when it spoke to me.
Hi, Luna!!!! Good to see you confessing your Rob sins!!! And you already saw the BG on my phone “Sex Driven People” last week!
My psychotic ex happens to look almost identical to Rob when Rob shaves his head. The difference being that he has brown eyes and darker hair.
Every time my toddler catches me looking at pics of Rob he says “Thats daddy….”
And while I’m explaining to my son that its not daddy, on the inside I’m squee-ing and thinking “Damn, I wish he was!”
Wow, your ex looks like Rob…
Everyone says my son is the image of Taylor… mind I would rather that, than him looking like the object of all my lustful dirty thoughts… That would be awful yuk!!
Please please
help me to get the chapters.. it’s pulled off from fanfic site and I could get only the chapters 18, 19 and the epilogue….
What FF you looking for ?
Dra
Are you talking about The Office? If so, let me have an email address and I’ll send you a PDF file of the whole fiction.
oh my gosh fluffyliz.. my email is
land.sandra@hotmail.com
Please send me the PDF file..
Please please please please!!!!
thanks!!!!!!
BTW Fluffy Im so grateful you sent it to me…Im absolutly loving it
Hey fluffyliz, any chance you can pretty please (with my cherry on top *snicker*) send me the PDF of The Office, too? My email is christine_graystone@yahoo.co.uk. SHIT- I have just given my full name away, and therefore exposed myself for the Twi- Porn addict that I am! Oh well.
@robsauce…don’t worry…you’re safe here!
I have my friends and family calling me, concerned for my well being b/c “they never see me anymore!” Sometimes I answer the phone.
My house is a wreck.
I had zero Christmas shopping done up until yesterday. And I only went b/c I was caught up on all my fics.
Hubs is delighted with my new-found sex drive. Don’t plan on ever giving him the reason . . .
I have my robporn in oddly named folders on my laptop so hubs doesn’t happen upon them. (one is a church-related folder! ha!)
I barely remember to make sure my kids have their teeth brushed, clean clothes and lunch (b/c who the hell has time to pack them one??)
I’ve become quite the fan of self-checkouts so I can buy VF and the like without getting any looks from the cashier.
I’m sick, sick I tell ya . . .
Too funny! And I can relate to almost all of this too.
I finally went Christmas shopping on Tuesday, the very first I had done. I haven’t put up any tree/decorations/bought or written any cards.
I have all my robporn hidden in weird folders too! (So loved that one of yours is a church one, thats hilarious!!!) My kids sometimes use this computer, even though they each have a laptop, so I have stashed all of mine in financial folders that they would never dream of opening!
I used to be super houseproud (to the point of my house being almost sterile!) but now it has all gone to shit! Laundry is always behind etc. Thank goodness for dishwashers otherwise we would never have any clean crockery/cutlery.
I make my son buy lunch at college now as I never have time to make him any. i do however, find the time to read tons of fanfic and write my own…….
X
OMG, wannabe and romanysue; you make me proud! Now I don’t feel like I’m so freakin crazy… and Rob certainly has increased my sex drive. I have a confession to make….that I can’t believe I’m going to confess…… one night a while back, after RobPerving at RAoR and reading hawt fan fic, I called my old boyfriend in DC – we’re still great friends (and he is MUCH younger than I am)… well, because I was so hot and bothered after RobPerving, I confess that we got into the hottest phone sex ever… all because of Rob!! (of course my BF didn’t know this)…. and BoyFriend invited me to visit him …. LOL! That would be a cross-country trip… but… with my Rob-induced increased sex drive…. I may do it! No shame!
Am I really going to post this comment???? Do I have the courage….??? Oh f*ck it…here I go….
OMG Melbie!! That’s too funny!! Sing it loud and proud baby! We all understand around here.
Romanysue — I’m about say f*ck it on the Christmas cards. Just don’t care anymore!
Me too on the house. I have a very long standing reputation going all the way back to college for being completely OCD about my house. If they could see it now! I would bar anyone from entering my house if they came to the door right now!!! You would think I’d be sick of pulling our clothes out of laundry baskets every day, but of course that would take more time away from my pervin’!
Here’s another confession . . . my hubs is taking a partial day off tomorrow to use up some of his time off and I’m PISSED!!! How terrible am I??!! Maybe I’ll actually get some of my house work done since I’ll be under observation! Orrrrr . . . I’ll read a bunch of smut before he gets home and pounce on him! LMFAO!!!
Reading this blog is the first thing that I do every morning. JAG, loving your tags!!!
“my tongue on his happy trail for the win”, my favorite today!!
What should I confess??? Hmmm…
I requested Rob’s birthday off, so I could spend it in bed watching videos of him, and listen to his music all day. I watched Twilight for the millionth time.
I used to watch the news in the morning, haven’t in months, because I’m usually here instead, or reading fan fic. I rarely watch TV anymore.
I rented Vanity Fair on DVD, just to watch Rob’s deleted scene, over and over again. He is so gorgeous in period costume… I just bought the DVD.
I bought The Haunted Airman on DVD without knowing what is about, just because he is in it.
While my husband was attending a conference in Chicago, I was in the hotel room, reading Wide Awake in my iphone, so that the room wouldn’t get charged for using the internet.
While I was getting my oil changed on Tuesday, I was reading Bonne Foi on my iphone.
My husband used to call Rob, all kinds of names, anything but his real name, until he started to notice the changes in our sex life. One day he admitted, that maybe he should be grateful for Twilight and Rob. FINALLY!!
Oh, Fluff, I <3 your SMBH. Truly. So funny! And, oddly, I was surprised that that was the song and spit my coffee out on hearing it! Thanks JAG! To start the day with a SMBH laugh is priceless!
As to Robfessions – too many to list (and also some pretty effin weird/scary ones).
Realized recently that it’s probably best that I didn’t name my son Robert (born 19 months ago, BR – before Rob). That could’ve gotten weird.
Pretty psyched that both my first and last name (maiden) relate to Rob in a way. Feel like it cosmically connects us (IKR, crazy).
Have considered that if I wrote a confessional story or something in RL that I would use the pseudonym Claudia Ransom.
Bought a Cullen ring to wear to the NM premiere. Haven’t taken it off since. Also bought one for my friend who flew in from WY to see her family here and to see NM with me. She rocks. Have tried to convert her, but she’s equally Team Dogbreath and Team Edward. Actually, she doesn’t care that much but humors me.
Thanks for everything, JAG. For this forum for crazy. Makes me feel not so weird and bonus, always makes me laugh. Every single time I come here!
One last one – most “normal” of them all, I guess – have my 2010 Rob calendar in my closet. Say “Hello, there, handsome” every time I open my closet door, which is frequently. Sometimes for no reason.
Laters! xoxo
MR…One last one – most “normal” of them all, I guess – have my 2010 Rob calendar in my closet. Say “Hello, there, handsome” every time I open my closet door, which is frequently. Sometimes for no reason.
YAY! I gave up trying to hide my posters…I used to have them in my daughter’s room, but she’s 9…still a little young to be having ginormous posters of Robert Pattinson all over her walls. I finally gave in and they now cover the walls of my Robroom…AKA~my computer room, and I also talk to them! Hehehe! I look up every now and then and say “Hey honey…you’re so damn beautiful!” LOL!
Oh Gawd! Where do I start?
Maybe the 3,800 jpegs and gifs of Rob on my computer, plus 3 flash drives I have hooked up to said ‘puter. (Because I have to have all them instantly available..) this is driving my DH crazy! He can’t understand why I’m filling up my HD space with jpegs, it simply doesn’t compute.
I have seen all of his movies except Little Ashes because it didn’t play anywhere near me and I haven’t bought the DVD yet.
I loved “The Haunted Airman” and have watched it more times then I’d like to admit.
I’ve seen “New Moon” three times so far. I know, others have seen it more, but I’m older then most of you and the only two other movies I’ve seen more then 2 times in the theatre have been “A Hard Day’s Night” and “Titanic”.
My computer screen and mp3 player have Rob wallpaper, not my cell because I’m cheap and don’t have a contract, I pay as I go. I only use the damn thing to call home anyway so $10.00 a month sounds like a deal to me. So my cell is old and only has Telus wallpaper.
I’ve stolen 2 plaid shirts out of my DH’s closet so far and since 90% of his shirts are plaid he’ll probably just keep losing them. But, I’ve never called him Rob, I’m good, right?
I have all the major magazines that featured Rob except GQ because my daughter won’t give me her copy. But I refuse to buy any gossip mags with articles and photos of him out of respect for him. I don’t read them in the grocery store either. I’ve always hated yellow jounalism.
I bought the 16 month calendar for 2010 of him, then got another in the mail as a Christmas gift from my cousin in England, I drove her crazy about Rob when she was here last summer and told me she didn’t know who he was. She found out fast who he was, I must have brainwashed her for her to spot the calendar and send it to me for Christmas.
I have three Edward bookmarks and all 4 Twilight Saga books in hardcover. But..hey, that’s my Edward obsession, not Robsession. I indeed seperate them. I’ve never pictured Rob in any of the fanfiction I read, I always see my personal Edward.
Tattward doesn’t look like Rob..really, honest..believe me…
I get into intense arguements with a male friend of mine who is constantly calling Rob “Bogman” and “The Guys from Oasis’ good looking cousin” We have gone days without speaking because of said remarks and he has on occasion sported bruises. I do have a Louisville Slugger in my closet so he should really be careful, I might go Tattward on him one of these days.(Just kidding..really, it was a gift from The Montreal Expos when they were here and I wouldn’t want to ruin the bat)
I logon here several times a day because it’s my homepage and I miss you guys and want to know what JAG has come up with..
I think that’s it, besides the fact that 3 of his songs are on my mp3 player.
Lynda, you are a woman after my own heart….
I have a 2 bdrm house with 2 kids- I gave the kids their own room and bought a pull-out sofa for me. After seeing Pillows, blankets, cardboard cut-out… well.. the kids are getting a bunkbed for Christmas, and mommy is getting her own den of Rob.. LOL! My house is also a complete disaster. I read fanfic all day on my days off. And blogs.. and I chat.. about Rob, Twilight, etc.. I have a pi of Rob on my fridge, but feel weird hanging up a poster of him.. I have a Twilight poster- it’s a guise, yes I love the movie, but really it’s all about Rob!
I’m turning my walk in closet into a RobDen with posters behind the clothes and a Rob calendar on the back of the door (If I get one for Christmas!) I get up way earlier than the family and dress in there so as not to wake anyone so I think that’s a great way to start the day. Alone with Rob…
I always have 2 windows open so when kids or hubby walk by I can shut the Rob screen and pretend I’m doing something important! I am also waaaayy toooo old to be obsessing over this man but I totally can’t help it! I bought the Haunted Airman and How To Be – I watched them both and LOVED them! Rob is soooo talented! He plays such a loser in How To Be but it’s really hard to think of him that way because even playing Dorky Art, he’s still soooo HOT! I’ve tried to discuss him with family members and friends but they all just think I’m crazy! Sooooo I have to keep my obsession a secret! Thank God for you guys!!!
As we speak I have sooooo much to do but here I sit……..
I do the same thing!! Oh look! I’m just catching up on facebook!! ha!
I do the same thing! I live alone, but when I’m home visiting my parents, I do the 2nd windows thing. They have no concept of the depth of my obsession!
OMG I do that too, sometimes I have 3 open tho and then it f**ks me up cos I have RAoR, google for Robstuff and then email…one wrong click and I am so BUSTED!
LOL wannabemrsp, all of my Facebook friends, none of which are Robsessed, ask me why I never go there to chat much anymore, and I tell them that it’s because I’m too busy with more important things!
I stopped chatting on Facebook too – I also tell my friends “I am just too busy” this is becoming a full time obsession….I revealed myself a little just now. I showed someone all of my vids on my ipod! She’s like wow, you’re way worse than me – oops…..
Excellent Post JAG!!
I honestly don’t remember what I did before my Rob addiction took over…Hello my name is Drizl and I’m totally and completly addicted to ROB. And No I’m not looking for a cure.
Thanks to beautiful bastard I have a tattoo(tramp stamp) that says Je ne regrette rien…that’s normal right?!
I change my computer wallpaper constantly thanks to Dreamy and her lovely creations!
I was very bitter about not seeing the Remember Me trailer so last weekend when I went to Brothers my friend and I snuck into the theater New Moon was playing in to watch the trailers…Yep, I finally saw the Remember Me promo on the big screen. My friend thinks I’m crazy but I reminded her she was standing with my watching it too.
I lurve fanfic…
But most of all I lurve this site and everyone on it! You guys Rock my crazy f*cked up world.
OMG, I totally want to get a tatoo too!! Only I want to get one that says, “Only You”. I’ve been doing research on translations in Hungarian and Gaelic, because that is my heritage. Having it in French, doesn’t make sense for me. When I told my husband about it, he said, “Who are you? Where did this come from?” I am getting it at the beginning of the new year, as my new year’s resolution.
Drizl you rock! forgot about the tattoo you told me about that ages ago, thats dedication. am seriously considering it
You guys should go for it ~ I will hold both your hands through cyber space! IGD I forgot what you were thinking about getting? Maybe a little lady bug on the hip…Tattward…hmmm…
I didnt really have anything particular in mind, it would have to be small and discreet cos Im a bit ‘mature’ and definately something Rob related. maybe an apple as in twilight would be good?
Age is just a useless number…maybe we should find him and have him sign our hips (tattoo of his signature)…I think I have a problem…I should be working not perving about tattoos! LOL
I’ve also thought about getting a Rob related tattoo, but I was thinking of maybe his hand prints, or his signature, but I don’t know how I would explain it to the DH!
OMG! drizl – I knew someone on here got that ‘je ne regrette rien’ tattoo! I have wanted to get it ever since I read that chapter of The Office. I’m just trying to decide where I want to get it. I’m thinking hip or most likely lower back…Please someone tell me I am not crazy. Does it help if my grandmother was Parisienne? Does that make me less looney? LOL
DeeDreamer16 You are NOT CRAZY, becuz if you are for thinking it, then I’m over the edge for doing it. I’m only a teeny bit French. I was going to have No Regrets tattooed but then JAG, Debbo and others rec’d The Office (my 1st fanfic) started reading it & bam, je ne regrette rien. I took it as sign from his HHH ~ *snicker*
@srl…Hahaha!!! I also was thinking about getting the handprints with his signature!! It started out as a rebellious type thing. My RL “used to be’s” were messing with me about my Robsession and I told them to *#!@ off…that if I wanted to, I’d sleep buck naked on top of his damn posters and get his *$#&%!ing handprints tattooed on my ass!! But I really am thinking about this tattoo, just not on my ass! LOL!
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/fb7-1.jpg I have plenty of tattoos, so it wouldn’t be a big deal as far as my RL goes!
Oh drizl – thank you for your reassurance…I’m gonna do it. I just need to work up a teensy bit more courage as it will be first one. Eeek! I said if I still wanted it by Xmas, then I should do it – that was this summer. And yes, I still want it.
I think it will be very…liberating!!
Luvs to all my fellow h00rs who make me feel so incredibly normal in my abnormalcy! (Hmmm…is that even a word?? Whatevs!)
Hey DeeDreamer 16 ~ this was my first tattoo too ~ freaky crazy but I like it!
i have billed DAYS to overhead where i have done NOTHING but look at rob/twi stuff and then i fudge my weekly report to make it LOOK like i’ve actually done work-work. :-} The backlog is getting out of hand – thank heavens for the post-NM and pre-RM drought!!!!
JAG – Confession time, huh? Crazy things I have done in pursuit of my Robsession. Other than taking pictures of a total stranger who looked kind of like Rob and posting them on the blog (Robchanic), producing RobPorn and upgrading my system to produce better RobPorn with new software and a new computer, buying “thigh high” stockings with lace trim because the Rob in Scilla’s FF really dug them, praying every night before I go to bed that Rob visits me in my dreams, driving slowly past the local Vintage Stock store in stalker mode so that I can oggle the lifesize cardboard cutout of Rob in the window every other day, trolling the internet daily for the latest in Rob news, and incorporating myself with LRAD so I can have another person assist me in my Rob madness, having custom t-shirts made up that relate to random Rob slogans from the blog (TeamI’dStillBangRobNoMatterWhatSten)!!! Really you all knew most of this so it isn’t much of a confession!!! You guys already knew I was a little crazy for Rob! LOL!
Peeler can I say I spend a lot of my time at work looking to see if Rob look alike’s come by me. No such luck as of yet but my fingers are crossed
YEP!! Ahhhh, but Rob bringing us together has made for some very f*ckhawt stuff (still to be seen!) and will make for alot more!
Our shirts are the shiz!!
I’m seriously considering leaving Mr. P for that f*ckhawt mechanic!!! If he had a British accent it would be a dream come true!
The dood is hawt!
ROTFLMAO!! You have two of my confessions up there!! Total win!
Not confessing anymore. I’m to pathetic! LOL
I had to stay for 34 hours to finish my bachelor, because I had spent the 3 months I was supposed to write it in, reading FF
That was supposed to say “stay awake”
I take it personally everytime I hear someone disparage HHH.
Sometimes I get so worked up that I’ve actually had to use my inhaler to hold off an asthma attack (yes, I’m that big of a dork)
I used to be known in my circle of friends as the Queen of music and pop culture trivia. I’m now referred to as the girl who can take any conversation and turn it around so it’s about Rob. “You like music? Well, Rob plays the piano, guitar and the trumpet*”
I’m actively encouraging my 6yr old nephew to consider taking piano lessons, modeling and acting classes. I tell him that girls will think he’s cool if he does these things. (Since I can’t have the real Rob I’m building my own for future generations to enjoy)
I don’t watch t.v anymore (except for Friday Night Lights. Taylor Kitsch is too fine to give up.) Instead, I read FF on my laptop until my eyes dry out.
Everytime I’m in Target I take a look at the Twilight and New Moon “Scene it” games. I just can’t bring myself to purchase one. Yet.
All in all I’m proud of myself. I still make it into work everyday (of course I spend most of the day looking up Rob news and of course checking up on you lovely ladies) and have refrained from purchasing an Edward doll of any kind. ( the ONLY doll I’d want would be life size and blow up)
It’s perfectly normal for me to sleep in my Team Edward shirt, have a “Rob corner” next to my chair where I keep all my copies of Robity Fair and other “respectable” publications. Right?
LOLOL – “I’m actively encouraging my 6yr old nephew to consider taking piano lessons, modeling and acting classes. I tell him that girls will think he’s cool if he does these things. (Since I can’t have the real Rob I’m building my own for future generations to enjoy) ”
I have told my boys (they are 12, 14 and 16!) that they should read Twilight bc girls love Edward Cullen and they should learn how to be like him and the girls will be all over them!!!! LOLOLOL they loked at me like I was NUTS!!!!
I’m also trying to get my son to wear his hair like Rob, but I can’t let him know that that’s what I’m doing! Oh God, it’s bad….
I also take it very personally when someone says something bad about him – How Dare They! I can’t say anything, though because they will then know how nuts I am, so I keep it a secret and then secretly start hatin on that person….it takes a lot of self talk to get me back on track and like the person again…..
I take it personally too Christina when people put him down, I get into heated arguments on my facebook page… its a No Rob Haters Zone…if they f**k with HHH they get deleted off my friends list. No questions asked no second chances!
I have actually told my youngest daughter that they must have switched her and my real child in the hospital because she said that Rob looks like a caveman and his songs suck!
I’m just waitin’ for the Twilight Scene-It game to come out for the Wii…I thought that was coming out soon, no? And, oh yes, I will be buying it. I did buy the Twilight Board Game. It’s kinda dumb, but I had to have it. So far I have resisted the NM one, though!
Got drunk and booked a 6 week tour of L.A./Vancouver online to be closer to the Robhotness for a while…haven’t even left yet and already don’t want to come back – not that I’ll have any money to come back to anyway, the ‘I love Rob so much I’m dressing as a hobo too’ look won’t be deliberate…
Luv it! You have to report back on your escapades.
Awesome! I hope you will get to see him!! Remember to tell the paps he went the other way if you see them
;o)~
Will do. It’s not until May though, I booked it for my 21st!!
Just wanted to post this. My friend Francesca says it is a real good read. Very emotional.
http://fanfiction.net/s/5487972/1/A_Woman_Scorned
And her recs are really good!! So have a looksie!
Thaxxxsss peeler, another one to add to my must read list.
Oh that looks good! I’m adding it to my list too!
Thanks peeler, added to my long list!!
Aaah, confession time, I feel like I’m in church, even though I’m not even catholic, ready to confess my sins, “Bless me father for I have sinned, it has been a few months since my last confession, and in that time I have coveted a man who is not my husband, I have had improper, lust filled thoughts of said man, and I have also touched myself in an indecent manner, on numerous occasions, while thinking those lust filled thoughts”LOL!
Okay, seriously now, I have a few things to confess to:
#1- I have called in sick from work on more than one occasion, just because Rob was appearing on an award/talk show, and I just had to see it right when it happened(yeah I could have just waited to see it on YouTube.NOT)
#2- I have so many Twilight, New Moon, and Rob books, mags, and posters, and when I buy them, I pretend they’re for my daughters and not really for me. I have also been buying excessive amounts of teen mags for my daughters, just because of the Rob pics, and I have convinced(made) my daughters to plaster their b.room walls with those pics!
#3- I currently have four 2010 calenders, one of HHH himself, one Twilight which my daughter bought back in May for $5, and two different New Moon ones! I hope I don’t find a different Rob one, because it’s going to be hard enough(whatshesaid)to explain the 4 I have to my DH, let alone 5!
#4- I have over 1000 Rob pics saved, but only around 100 of my family!
#5- I have the Twilight boardgame, and I recently bought the New Moon one which I plan on giving my daughter for Xmas, even though it’s really for me!
#6- I have a fleece Robward blanket, which I cuddle up with whenever I read FanFic(I’m actually cuddling with it now), and I have 3 Robward t-shirts, 2 Twilight, and 1 New Moon. Oh and my daughter has a Cullen crest necklace, which I borrow(steal) sometimes!
#7- I refer to Rob as my baby, even though I have never refered to my DH as that( he’s my honey), and my youngest daughter tells her friends that he is my loverboy!
#8- I spend so much time on ROaR and FanFic, that my house is a complete shambles, and my family is lucky to have 3 home cooked meals a week!
I could go on forever with my confessions, but I think I’ll stop there for now, as I have to get my daughters up and off to school, but I will be back in a while!
LMAO!! You crack me up!! I can so relate. Except my daughter is grown so I can’t buy the teen mags. I did convert her to a Rob lover though, so I’m proud of that. She has her own Robward boyfriend so not quite to Pattinhoor status yet. I’m working on it though!!
LOL – at least you have daughters to blame stuff on and buy stuff for, and steal stuff from! I have boys! I have no one to point the finger at when I get caught! I also find myself in the store reading anything and everything Rob and looking around to make sure no one is looking! I feel like I’m a kid in the “Adult” section of the bookstore =O
I call Rob, baby, all of the time, when I stop to look at the Vanity Fair mag. on my cocktail table!!!
#no 3 – I hear ya on the calendars SRL, I have more Rob calendars than I have walls to put them on LOL
HAHAH, you got it bad
I can’t wait till my girls are old enough to want posters in there room of Rob. I got away with the calendar but she is only 6. OMG she can’t wait to learn to really read so she can read the Twilight books. She is going to be molded into the perfect Robsessed girl if its the last thing I do 
We have no shame do we, SRL?!! I also have had lust filled thoughts!! Damn FF!!!!
Roxiesmom, good job converting your daughter, just keep pimpin’ the RobPorn and she’ll be a full fledged PattinH00r soon enough!
Jade, LMAO @ “I feel like I’m a kid in the ‘Adult’ section of the bookstore”, that reminds me of when I was 12 and my friends and I would hide in the corner of the library and look at books on how a boy becomes a man, just so we could see a picture of a peen!
katiebird, you said “cocktail”LOL!(I admit it, I’m really 12!)
IGD, I’m glad I’m not the only one with excessive calendar syndrome!
asiki, my youngest daughter is 10, but even if she was only 6, I would still convince her to let me decorate her walls with Rob posters!
peeler, what is that word “shame” you speak of? I am not familiar with that word!
Ok here goes. I have ‘Be safe’ tattooed on my shoulder, I spent 12 hours on a bus to see him, I have him on my phone/pooter wallpapers. When my mobile ‘rings’ it’s Rob talking dirty. Have the bed linen, toooo many pics on the pooter, have a dedicated website, my home office wall is plastered in posters……hubby my be divorcing me very soon and citing Rob!!!
I need to figure out how to get “Rob rings” on my phone – it might give me away though, hmmmm….
LOL Jade, I have thought that same thing about having Rob on my phone, I’m just not ready to be outed yet!
There is absolutely no evidence that I’m Robsessed. None.
Except this trail of blog messages I’ve left over the course of the last 10 months..
Holy Crap Balls!! Can I first just say how wonderful it is to feel ‘normal’ for once…HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Anywho, I can’t tell you the number of days I’ve been “sick” while staying at home to watch Rob on some show, peruse RobCrack on the net, read fanfic, or organize my RobCrack folders on my computer, which, at last count, contain a total of 3,247 pictures, videos and audio files.
I took part in 18 “meetings” which happened to coincide with Twilight showtimes at my local theater, which I have now done 3 times for New Moon as well (4th time this afternoon in fact)
I have renamed my favorite adult beverage the RobGasm (vanilla vodka and diet coke~give him a try!!!)
I have a special ringtone set up on my Crackberry for FanFic updates…Rob singing Bump n Grind! Oh Hell Yeah!
NekkidRob is my current Crackberry screensaver. It varies between that and FurRugRob. The best part is my YIM icon (you know the smiling happy face) is right over the RobMonster. I couldn’t have planned that better myself.
My husband uses phrases like, “You can google it.”, “I was trying to be really sexy there.” and “Wearing my little peacoat and my bouffant hairdo.” to get me turned on.
My husband has also discovered that purring, growling and snarling REALLY turn me on…(F*&king thank you to ListWard and SnarlWard for those two obsessions!!)
A drink called The Robgasm=WIN!!! I’ve been wanting to create an adult beverage recipe book and have all the drinks named something to do with Rob! That’s awesome!!
I’m so addicted to FF… It’s scary. A couple of weeks ago I was reading Good Bella Bad Bella. I got to a really good part- he tells Bella to “get the fuck out”. (if you’ve read it you’ll know what I’m talking about). But I had to stop reading becuz we had tickets to see Wicked. I didn’t want to go!! All I could think about was th story and getting back to it. I almost pulled out my iPhone and started reading during the intermission!! As soon as we were in the car going home I ripped out my phone and started reading. I’ve stayed up many a nite until 2-3 reading only to have to get up for work at 7. My addiction is normal, right?!
Totally normal!
Absolutely normal.
Oh and the usual- all wallpapers are Rob, I have Rob posters up in our spare bedroom(and gals I’m waaaay to old to have celebrity posters up), I think and fantsize about Rob all the time (sorry DH), I have tons of mags and pics and this is all since I discovered HHH in July 2009!! I would have all those sound bites from JAG on my puter and phone if I was not technologically challenged. I’m just so proud to be a Pattinhoor and have a place to call home-RoAR!
Roxiesmom, I only got on board the RobTrain in July 2009 too! Ive got posters up in the spare room too
My closet door is covered in Rob posters. It makes hiding the evidence of my addiction easy when I have company. Otherwise, the door is open ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!
OMG, I love the confessions. Rob too has taken over my life. Most RL people think I just have a “Twilight addiction”. Little do they know…..I have also now become a hard core twitter addict.
I too have never read the mags I have, I don’t know what I’m waiting for, but they are in a nice neat pile.
The other day hubs and I had friends over for dinner and turns out the wife thinks Rob is smoking hot. My hubs rolls his eyes and says “he is a scrawny pale guy” I said, no, he is totally sexy. and the other woman is like yah, and he has an accent, and I totally agree. Hubs then gets all defensive b/c he has an irish accent. I just don’t hear it anymore, and Rob’s english one is so much hotter now. sorry honey.
My daughter’s both know Rob as the man mommy thinks is handsome.
sigh, I love my addictions. I don’t know what I would do without RAoR! ♥ you guys!
I have yet to read 1 magazine I have bought. *snicker* IFAIL
me too Celeste, mine are all in a neat pile and have never been read.
LOL, wonder what the reasoning is? saving for a rainy day? I have no idea.
I know its kinda like a Rob Museum thing. Look but dont touch!
Ummm, helllooooo, it’s like the books with the pictures. You don’t actually read them, you flip through them, look at the pictures and make up your own story about what you think happened.
GQ- After reading the fanfic “The Office” Rob totally got hot and bothered, fucked the hell out of someone, and then laid on the ground and smoked a cigarette.
VF2- Rob shagged the hell out of some willing chick *cough*me*cough* and laid in a bed afterwards while she took pictures of post-sex with amazing fuc-me-eyes Rob. He woke up the next morning, threw on some grampy jammies & grabbed a throw, went outside for a smoke, later he nabbed his guitar and headed to the bus station where he took a trip to see some rugby buddies. Afterwards they went to an art museum where he became edible art and laid on the floor with a hot, camel-colored jacket so the women could rip his clothes off with their teeth and feast upon him. Of course, he helped them get started by tugging at the collar of his white tea. Afterwards, he replaced previous mentioned-shredded clothing with a warm sweater & went and ate lobster and corn. Then, he found a lady on the side of the road, to her to the coastline where a beautiful piano magically appeared and he sang and played for her. Afterwards, they rolled around in the high grass and made hot, passionate love.
The End!
(Is it said that I did most of that from memory? Is it even more said that I know I left out the brown & blue suit, the makeup table, rugged Rob with the brown coat, and hmmm, am I missing another? This is too fucking long!)
fail, fail, fail! white TEE (not “tea”) & TOOK her (not “to” her)
LMAO. I think that’s about right Christina!!!
Christina, your jizztyping is completely understandable after all of that!
OMG, Christina, can I print that out? That is totally what happened. Just another day in the life of Rob.
Holy Crap Christina, that was awesome! (even with the Jizztyping)
I may own a white sparkly dildo.
I have difficulty explaining to friends why I can’t tell them where I found all this f*cking amazing new music from… Ellery (Tropic of Virgo), Blue October (Emancipation Proclomation), Hem (University of Edward Masen) among others…
My agent is screaming at me down the phone that I told her my most recent project would “absolutely definitely be finished by Christmas”. I wrote 3 fanfic stories instead- the deadline has been pushed back to Easter. *snort*. Yeah, right: “Lou- I’m working on it RIGHT NOW.”
As of 4.30pm (as in, right now in my part of the world) I should be in a ballet class. I’m not. I’m here and I have no intention of moving whatsoever.
I just read a bunch of comments…so glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t watch tv anymore. The only show I watch is Desperate Housewives (and Lost when it comes back). Instead I curl
up in the easy chair and read FF on my iPhone while my DH watches endless tv. And then he gets pissy and wants to know how I can sit there all night and read?? And I’m like hello-you’re watching tv! Drives me crazy!! FF is sooo much better than tv!! Oh and here’s a confession- I read it at work too. Way too much. Thank god for my iPhone…
Love you JAG! ROTFLMAO thanks for this cos Confessions of a RobBlogger was my favourite post EVAH!
Here are a few of my confessions (tip of the iceberg):
1) lost 60 pounds (cos Rob will like me better skinny)
2) have 2 pocket Edwards 1 out of the box and 1 ‘in the box’ WIN!
3) I now eyef**k every lanky 20something guy I see!
4) am constantly making a spectacle of myself in public if there is any RobPorn on display this includes jumping up and down waving at Robward on a New Moon ad on the side of a bus!
5) messy house, burnt dinners and no dinners,avoiding friends/family in order to have more time to perve and hang out here. your standard fare really its all been said
6)dressing up Mr IGD in plaid and assaulting him daily.
The most worrying thing is that I care less and less about RL friends/family, local and world news and think more and more about things like:
Hope JAGS not working too hard
Wonder if Mr Peeler had to get a cast on his broken foot
Is Fluffy Liz back problem getting any better?
Did Mr Robbie have a RobDream yet?
Has Scilla updated Open to Interpretation?
Where’s Nora been, havent seen her much lately?
HELLO???? Uh I dont actually know any of you? but I feel like I do.
and then I look at my desktop, take a deep breath, kiss the tips of my fingers, put them to Rob’s lips, sigh and think to myself
“He makes up for all the crazy with one f**k me stare”
UM I can relate to #5, A little to well
Hey there! Sadly no Robdream yet. Involving me, Rob, AND mackin, anyway. Baby Jeezbus hates me. Turns out his interpretation of adultery is pretty broad. *sad face*
Lurves your post, sweetie and I feel like I know you too! Mwah!
OOOHH, the eye f*ck stare ~ IGD I was totally busted staring at a dood on Saturday night at a hockey game. He had the Rob jaw scruff thing going so I was admiring. Well, he catches me and stares back. I didn’t know what to do. Couldn’t imagine what would happen if I got the real thing from the real man. I’d probably drop on the spot!
I’m also on the “Rob diet”. I’ve lost about 50 lbs. Everytime I make another salad when I really want a cheeseburger I just close my eyes and picture Rob. He makes it all worthwhile!!!
IGD I hear you with the “don’t really know you? but I feel like I do.”
I was at the orthodontist and thought of Emz and her teeth video.
Volvos make me think of Robward and expatzgeil.
There’s more but my children are hungry…laters babies!!
Christa64c, I f*cking run now and work out regularly ~ plz tell me that isn’t totally insane!
Totally normal!!!
I swim and do Zumba (a sadistic mixture of high impact aerobics and dance) twice a week. I can’t bring myself to run, though I’m thinking seriously about buying an eliptical machine.
“Better health through Rob” how can that be a bad thing?
OMFG ~ Better health through Rob ~ he needs to come speak (ahem) at our next meeting!
Speak, stare, strip, whatever works to keep us motivated.
we could be on to a winner with the Rob fitness/diet thing
we could invent a RAoR version of the Wii Fit and if you burned enough calories you would get to visit the Happy Trail…now that would f**king motivate me!
OH, IGD ~ I just slid off my chair ~ a visit to the happy trail would…POOF POOF POOF!!
@deb24601—i’m still asking Rob how to spell it—
I am also guilty of #3, IGD! And no Mr. Peeler got a boot thing on his foot! He has been a bastard lately and I am ready to cheerfully beat his ass to death with his own crutches!!
go Peeler, starting with the firestone guy, that was a f**khawt RL story!
ps knew that would happen with Mr Peeler, a sick or injured husband is always a FAIL…they always f**king milk it for all its worth
IGD, I can totally relate to the worrying more about what’s going on with everybody here, than with people in RL!
Christa64c
The elliptical is the devil machine! I have one in front of my tv in the bedroom!
IGD, I identify with #5 as well… and I made my sister watch the Twilight DVD and talked her into buying a Volvo. I love her Volvo. (She lets me drive it too…)
NO igd and 1peeler, you have to stop doing #3. Some of us are mothers of 21 year olds that are tall and lanky, wear their pants way too low and one day even showed up in a plaid shirt that was misbuttoned. Along with being a pattinslut I’m also a hypocrite. Hope Rob’s mother doesn’t realize what we’d like to do to her little boy.
What do I have to confess about well lets see. The basic, Rob has replaced my kids on my cell phone, I have spent more money on magazines of the man then care to think about. Oh I convinced my 6 year old that she wants a Rpattz calendar in her room instead of the horse one she really wanted *smirk* My 3yr old knows him and actually as I was just watching a video of him called Rob Daddy. Now where she got that idea from I got no clue =/
I read fan fic about him way to much and one day forgot I was boiling water and well my pot is in the garbage now all because of the damn yummy lemons
I’m sure more will come to me through out the day.
“My 3yr old knows him and actually as I was just watching a video of him called Rob Daddy.”
LOL! My nephews call him Uncle Rob. Oh, if only saying it would make it true!!!
I have a couple of Robfessions:
I bought a Tiny Volvo Edward for my car and then proceeded to buy several more for friends. I even sent a couple out to Twitter friends to help them with their Robsessions!
I drove from Indy to Chicago on a “school night” to see a screening of “How to Be”. Didn’t get home until after 3am and went to work the next day.
I purchased a region-free DVD player and then bought UK DVD’s to play on it. I own How to Be, The BadMother’s Handbook and The Haunted Airman.
Wow!! I didn’t know that there was such a thing as a region-free DVD player.
NIce NIce hot pic there with the V-neck JAG. Love seeing pics new to me. I can’t believe you started this blog just this year!
Ummmm really embarrassing and shameful: don’t read HuffPost much at all any more nor do I have “time” to follow the political process ….
Politics? I used to be a real political guru…. now I don’t give a rat’s ass…. just show me the RobPorn.
Ok so I am on chappie 19 of CW&IA.
The chappies before with the whole Tanya being gang banged was like gross, brought back some unfortunate memories. Anyway love the story thus far, can’t wait to catch up to where it is so far. It is getting juicy!!!
Where to start, where to start hmmmm….
My 2 1/2 yr old son came up behind me the other day and pointed to Rob’s pic on the computer and called him “daddy”-glad my hubs was at work….I attempted to explain to him that despite the fact that they share several characteristics such as sex hair, facial hair, scruffy sideburns, questionable hygeine and a love of plaid, Rob is not his daddy *pouts*
My 6 1/2 yr old stepdaughter calls him my boyfriend (dear god please don’t let her tell her mom these things)….I told her he’s not my boyfriend, just my completely onesided internet companion lol!
I know what’s going on in all your lives much more than I know what’s going on in my RL friends lives.
Rob is featured on my cell…the wallpaper, the text alerts, the ringtone…yeah he owns it.
My hubby said he’ll get me my own laptop for Christmas if I go back to school instead of sitting at home surfing for robnews and reading fanfic…little does he know I will fill said laptop with Robporn and read fanfic when I should be paying attention in class.
I went to see NM at midnite which I have not done for any movie ever except for Star Wars Epi 1…but that was because it was my former bf’s addiction, not mine. I maaaay have worn my Twi tshirt, skinny jeans, Chucks and took my mom so that I would look 17 instead of 27…*hangs head in shame*
I buy all the legit mags that he is in *can’t wait-Vogue and Details in a few months*
I DO NOT buy the rag mags (but I do read them at the checkout)
I read fanfic until my eyes bleed and then I go discuss it on Twilighted and try to lure those girls over here….
I tried to convert RL friends but sadly they just tell me I’m fucking nuts…..that pissed me off and I had to remind one of them that when we share a condo in college she watched Fight Club every fucking day for a yr so that she could crush on Ed Norton and I didn’t tell her she was crazy…..
ummm I’m sure there is more but I’ll stop here for now….
rpgirl, Im with you legit mags only
thought of another one:
I got in an argument in a very public place (the liquor store) with my gay guy friend over how RL Rob is a fuckton more hot than Edward.
I guess I should be happy that he’s at least team Edward rather than team Jacob but whatev, dirty-hawt British boys will always be hotter than emo-peacoat wearing vamps
Edward is too perfect. Real Rob is so much hotter!!! I would “take anyone down” who didn’t agree with me also.
I will admit that this one is mine:
I custom designed a t-shirt with his face (micporn from cannes) saying, “I don’t suffer from ORPD, I enjoy every minute of it” – had it overnite shipped and don’t EVEN ask me what I spent on it…
I love it and wear it just to make people say, “What is ORPD”…before I grin like a mad-woman and reveal a little bit of the fangirl!!
to melbietoast
I have read your post and WTF!!!
‘I used to keep the house pretty neat and clean, I used to read REAL books, I used to keep up with the news, I used to do my laundry regularly, I used to cook real food…. Now I let the dust-bunnies collect and have sex and multiply; I haven’t read a real book in months, the laundry gets piled to the ceiling before I finally do it and I never catch up; and I rarely cook a real meal anymore!
JUST LIKE ME.
and I am not a cougar either..just LOVE ROB above all .. *sigh*
dra! So your home is also looking like a dust bowl haven too? I am so crazy… along with you and other PattinH00rs and this post of JAG’s has really enlightened me that maybe I’m not so freakin crazy nutso afterall!!
OK JAG, as the last 2 quotes you used are mine I felt it encumbent upon me to kick some life into my Jurassic Dell and post a quick comment (have to admit, I felt like I’d won Pop Idol or something when I saw you used 2 of my comments, how sad am I?!)
So, apart from those 2 confessions, I have all the usual, as remarked upon by you guys in the foregoing comments – staying up late to read FF, having hundred of pix on my sex drive, etc. And now, with my work laptop having imploded during a particularly hectic session of RobPorn downloading, I have decided that I can’t possibly take it into work to get it fixed until I have bought an external hard drive that I can move all my pix and the 150 odd vids I’ve downloaded from YT, otherwise they might figure out that it’s my fault the bloody thing has broken down (it’s a practically brand new, top of the range HP laptop), so I have to get rid of the evidence before I take it to work! Which means sticking with my Dell, which takes – lit’rally – about 2 minutes just to clear the screensaver back to the page I’m on, and opening new websites takes forever, but I am NOT taking my other laptop into the IT guys crammed full of RobPorn!
Also, despite the fact that I have been in fucking agony for 2 solid months, there is a part of me that has rejoiced at the extra time I’ve had for perving on RAoR and reading FF, and because I can’t sleep in bed due to my back problem, I have an excuse for staying up until 3 and 4 in the morning reading FF. Went into hospital this morning and had a painkilling injection directly into my spine and must admit I’m feeling, like, a million times better, so may go into work tomorrow (but that’s mostly prompted by the fact that I’m supposed to be having a Christmas get-together with some friends from work, rather than any enthusiasm for actually doing any work!)
Lastly, of course, there’s Cardward. I’m sure most of you know by now that I spent 30 quid on my NM cardboard cutout, which took 2 months to arrive, and he now stands resplendent in my living room, decked out in tinsel and a Santa hat, clasping a fairy in his right hand, and with a to-scale dick-in-a-box – in case anyone missed it, here it is again -
http://twitpic.com/ta525
Christmas Cardward rocks Liz! I havent seen him before
fluffyliz!!!!
YOu have the FF THE OFFICE in PDF !!!! YOU ROCK!!!
please kindly send it to my email….land.sandra@hotmail.com
THANKS again!!!!
Ohh I love your Cardward…I want one ;-(
Fluffyliz, your XmAss Cardward is the best!
Hey Fluff! So glad your back is better. Quick! Rob! Find Fluff and shag her silly before her back starts up again!
I am also a huge (huge!) fan of your CardboardWard. I remember when you ordered him, when you were wondering where he was, and then finally when he got there and started scaring you! And now this! The holy peen wrapped up all nice and purty for you. Aww.
I absolutely want to join this smut club, ladies! I get all stressed out at work, but know that when I finish I can come home and laugh my ass off with you shameless Robsessed trollops!
Welcome to the club!
Welcome saucecat! Become a PattinH00r and you’ll never regret it!
hey … I lost the earlier post asking for FF THE OFFICE.. someone would send me the PDF file with all chapters..
Please, please please
send to my email
land.sandra@hotmail.com
THANK YOU!!!!!
@ dra, does someone have all The Office chappies. If so I love to have them as well!!!!!
Fluffyliz answers me that she has it!! and I have sent her my email address so she can send me the PDF file.!!!
I would love it, too PLEASE!!
Really???? Can you please send it to me too?? PLEASE, I love that story and kick myself for not saving it when I had the chance.
E-mail is
Ajnur21@hotmail.com
OK ladies – I think I’ve sent The Office to all those who asked. Hope they come through all right, as my lappie is slower than an arthritic snail.