Back in September, I opened my closet and showed you guys all the dead hobos skeletons that were in it, yes I fessed up and made some scathing confessions! Well, I haven’t made much progress since then teehee…I still haven’t seen The Haunted Airman, or finished watching Little Ashes and poor MiniE is still in his little box. 
So today, it’s the PattinAngelz turn to confess, spill the beans, drop their drawers, flash their tatas and admit to some of the things they’ve done in the name of their Robert Pattinson obsession devotion.
OMG, you did what!?! Is that even legal 
Names have been omitted to protect the guilty pervy horny over-sexed drooling panting hobo-abusing innocent *snicker*
Check out the Robfessions after the giggleSNORT…
What have you done in the name of your Robsession!
Rob replaced son and hubby as my cellphone wallpaper… New pic every Monday keeps momma happy!
I managed to call el-twato, sorry, ex-hub, “Rob” during a phone conversation…. It’s always a difficult one to explain!
I have purchased the following: 3 buffalo checked shirts (but then again…I’ve never met a plaid I didn’t like), 1 black zippy (hoodie with a zipper), 1 camp shirt,1 pair of adidas sambas, 1 pair of converse, 1 black beanie
Some Yummy Plaid goodness! GAWD he looks edible here...zippppppppppp
I calculated the nationalities that my future children would be if Rob was the father. And then I told my friend, who thought it was funny, but not “haha” funny. I should have just saved it for you guys. She did not get it. (JAG – I totally get this)
My BF’s mother asked me once why I had a picture of THAT guy (Rob) as a screensaver, and not my kids or my BF. “Because he’s hotter!” Oooops.. #TRUTH
I put the Drunk’n’slurryRob at the Vma’s-mp3 as the mail-alert? On my BF’s puter. LOL WIN
I buy rob posters and make my 13 yrold hang them in her room
I buy rob magazines constantly and hide them in my dresser (ME TOO!)
I custom designed a t-shirt with his face (micporn from cannes) saying, “I don’t suffer from ORPD, I enjoy every minute of it” – had it overnite shipped and don’t EVEN ask me what I spent on it…
I have several, they are tucked away and I still haven't read them #epicFAIL
My email notification is Rob saying “Hello”. If the kids are using the computer they don’t announce I have mail they yell “Mommy, Robert Pattinson just said Hello!”
Tell my hubby I’m studying “homework” but really spend all my time reading FF. #I’mAnAddictToo
Bought a “cullen” necklace off the internet. Smiled inwardly when hubby complimented me on my “pretty” necklace. Ignorance is bliss
when I first saw the pic with the red plaid lying on the fur I SAW myself trying to look from beside my computer in search of a better perspective of his happy trail. #that’snormal
*craning neck* DROOL F*ckhawt at any angle!
i actually brought ring of the niebelungs yep i did i watch it my kids love it. (I don’t think I’m devoted enuff to do that lol)
I bought a “Pocket Edward” out of peer pressure from other RAoR gals and I was jealous so I went to THREE STORES to find him and then there were 6 to choose from and I laid them all out to find the one with the best “paint job”. LOL
YES, I fucking bought a Rob pillowcase. I’m not proud of it, but I did. (keep it handy in case you meet Rob & see some heinous O-Face)
I’m supposed to be looking up the recipe for tonights dinner….lamb casserole….instead I’m on here….sigh….looks like burnt lamb chops tonight then…how do I explain that to hubby? (LIE)
Oh, and JAG…. My Pocket Eddie is still in the package, too. I’m afraid of what he’ll do to me if I let him out…EXACTLY
Well there was that time I plotted (in elaborate detail) to steal a Cardboard Edward from a movie store at the local mall. (So it was you! LOL)
Have taken countless days off work ’sick’ so I can surf the net, drool over Rob porn and read (and often re-read) fanfic for hours on end and just havn’t been able to stop.
I worry more about having missed new Rob pics than I do about checking my bank account. #that’snormal
Who needs a clean house when we've got this! FINGERS-DED! #luvtheVneck
I have 17,694 pics on my computer in 353 folders…O.o I blame it on blogging… that’s okay right? (Me TOO!)
Have always been crap at housework & gardening and now do none at all – my house is a sh*thole!
have managed to rename my vajayjay after a certain Muse song which featured on the Twilight soundtrack, and it has now become so famous that, thanks to Jo, it even has it’s own bloody avatar!!! This, rather bizarrely, means that every time a RAoR girl anywhere in the world hears that song she thinks of an English trollop’s RobsKnobHolder, aka my hooha …. which is seriously weird! (TRUTH – can’t hear that song without thinking of you *snicker*)
Click it bitches, you know you want to…
Any more Robfessions ladies? Any holiday Robfessions to make?
I haven’t officially balanced my checkbook in like, over 3 months.. I check my account online just to make sure I’m not overdrawn… but yeah, I used to be very good about it, entering transactions every couple of days…
I also have over 1500 pictures of Rob on my computer… I think I have about 75 (at MOST) of Mr. Sloopy, who’s been my significant other for over 6 years now, and I’ve only been a Pattinh00r since May 31st, 2009
That’s normal, right?
OH yes, I also have all of the Rob On Demand thingies as alerts on my cell… have to share a computer with Mr. Sloopy so I am nice and don’t have them on there… plus I have Rob pictures on my phone as my wallpaper too…
Mr. Sloopy asked me one day why I didn’t have his pic on there instead of that “Bob Patterson guy” (he knows his name, he just does that to get my goat, lol) and I said “When you look like him, I’ll put your picture on it”
d’oh!
I also post new fanfic stories for my Pattinh00rs to read… go check out my latest (my 2nd)… http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5584350/1/
(here’s my first one if you haven’t read it yet… http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5553150/1/)
My hubs referred to him as “Robert Hairball Penisson” the day I came home with How to Be
Sloopy,
You’ve got to share how you got the Rob On Demands to convert to your phone! I would love to do that for texts alerts etc. Is it simple???
I used to get my check balanced. Now when I finally do it, it takes me about and hour b/c I it been forever. I used to lead a normal life. But I don’t remember what I used to do. So, I figure, it wasn’t that important. LOL.
“But I don’t remember what I used to do. So, I figure, it wasn’t that important.” — Exactly!!
Checkbook… balanced? I haven’t done that since… February? Coincidence? I think not. I just check my balance online and hope it’s close.
sloopy, I’m almost exactly the same. Had to spare the home puter, cause when I put a Robward desktop, hubby was like OH NO! NOT AT HOME! LOL
OMG “Robert Hairball Penisson” LMFAO
Sloopy, don’t feel so bad about having more pics of Rob, than your hubs, I don’t even have as many pics of my kids as I do Rob!
RPG, ROTFLMAO @ “Robert Hairball Penisson”!
Mr. Much told me he is tired of me always messing with his stuff on the computer to make more room for “Rob stuff”. So he bought me a laptop for Christmas and gave it to me early.But my Rob screen saver is still on the other computer.
Ce Ce… I have a micro SD card for my phone… I copied them from my computer to the micro SD card and popped it into my phone
Well, my phone and now my computer is full of Rob pics and alert noises. He sings to me, swears at me, and tells me i’m fucking awesome.
He makes me feel nice and special.
LOL Foof, that’s awesome
…. FUCKING awesome, actually 
“He makes me feel nice and special.” — Me, too!
I was listening to my iPod over the speakers in the car the other week when my mom was with me. After a while, she asked, “What the hell is all that talking between songs?” My 6yo daughter is used to it, though. She just says, “Was that Rob again?” LOL!
foof – I love that he tells you you’re f*cking awesome. Why? Because you are. AND, that is hysterical and hot and I am oh-so-jealous!
http://www.freshballs.com/
WTF?!? Is that for real? LOL!
I’m reminded of this…
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
WTF???!!! That is hilarious!!!!!!!
Nora, that was so f*cking funny!!!! LMFAO!!
OMG. Schweddy balls reference! <3
HA HA HA! LMFAO! That is too funny!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! I totally had to share that one with my hubby! We were both laughing so hard!
Schweddy Balls is a classic, lol
I asked for the Twilight Bella and Edward (Barbies LOL) for my birthday and today I got 1 Bella and 2 Edwards… I already had a set I bought for myself! The extra Eddie is going to work with me tomorrow to fill space on my desk!
My cell, laptop, and work PC all have Rob wallpaper; the only thing I’ve read since I finished Breaking Dawn has been fanfic… I let my toddler run like a banshee through the house while I partake! I have an RPatz playlist and an HHH playlist on my ipod that I listen to all the time… Nothing like staring at Rob while listening to him sing to me at work and just knowing I have a few hours left till I can read some more fic.
I started wearing sexier panties for the hubs, since I’m now a “sexfiend” (hubs says thanks Rob!) and sometimes wishing I carried that extra pair with me when in public…
“I have an RPatz playlist and an HHH playlist on my ipod that I listen to all the time…” — I think that’s normal… *snort*
But, I’m right there with you. I think I’ve only read two ‘real’ books since I finished BD in January. My kid’s toys have taken over the house, I have no clean underwear (hello, commando!), the dishes are crawling out of the sink (ok, they did get done today… after sitting for 4 days)… well, I could go on and on.
Yeah, Rob has pretty much ruined my life… and I can’t seem to bring myself to care.
I totally have an RPattz playlist too. i get comments like, “are you torturing a cat in your office” “what is that god awful howly music” “did you lose a bet and they’re making you listen to that”
*Snicker*
Dirty blasphemers, JAG!! How dare they insult the angelic sounds of HHH?!!! LOL!!!
“Gasp!” JAG, my mind cannot handle such blasphemy!
@ Nora
“Yeah, Rob has pretty much ruined my life… and I can’t seem to bring myself to care.”
That’s it – exactly! I don’t even know what the hell I did with my time before this obsession began…and I have not read a “real” book (other than re-reading the series) in over a year now. It is a sad, sad thing for someone who loves the written word so much, but my Robsession and fanfic have taken over my brain. Eat. Sleep. Dream. All the same!
I have a RAoR list on my ipod which includes “Let Me Sign” and “Never Think”. I listen to it ALL.DAY.LONG.
JAG-Tell them that you are listening to the Gospel from the Church of St. Mattress.
HHH gives new meaning to “bible thumping”!!
I have a Shirtless Rob as my mobile wallpaper.
I have printed photos and brought them to work and placed them all over my desk .
Apart from e-mail, the only thing I use my computer for is Robsurfing and the storage of just over 14,000 piks of Rob.
I NEVER buy Mags or the ‘Rags’ but I lost all of my common sense when my neice showed me in my local supermarket a copy of Vanity Fair with Rob, and paid nearly £5 for a copy.
But my lowest moment, and this really shows me how addicted I am, I was in the hairdresser having a haircut when I was presented with a couple of mags to read while I wait my turn. ‘Hello’ mag November 2009 had a 6 page spread (including the volvo ad) of Rob Kristen and Dog breath. I wanted it ! I needed it! I had to have it!
I STOLE IT !!!!
How low can I go?
It’s okay, don’t feel bad lol….I um….stole my Vanity Fair from my Dentist, no lie.
Thank God I am not the only one and yea I stay up all night when I am not working Robsurfing.I am going shopping with my neice in a couple of hours so I really should out myself to bed but I just have a few more place to check on Rob *gah*
Oh ‘yeah, I bought a NEW Moon Poster of Edward.
I keep remembering these things and there are jist too many to mention.
Wow Jag, are there any steps to recovery ?
Forget it, I don’t want to recover!
Dogbreath f*ckin love it lol
And I’ve either stolen mags or ripped pages out of them at the Nail Salon.. the Asian women look at me like Im a lunatic so I give them extra tip.. totes normal
I forgot this little gem: I miss at least 3 buses a week, cos I’m too busy staring at the huge ass New Moon poster at the side of it instead of getting on it.
Oh, I TOTALLY understand the magazine thievery! I’ve walked out of many an office, mag in hand, with no shame whatsoever. I just act like it’s mine… like I walked in with it.
OMG! I totally stole last year’s People magazine Oscars edition (it was way outdated, right? meh) from my chiropractor’s office last week! I’m so happy to see I’m not the only one who’s “Robbed” a waiting room in the name of HHH.
LMFAO you kleptos.
LOL!! I stole a People Magazine that had Rob in the “Best Bachelors” section from a hospital waiting room. My cousin who was with me was horrified and started to freak out on me for taking it, that was until I showed her Shia LeBeouf and suddenly she was ok with it.
I’ve wanted RobQ sooo bad that I went to all chapters of my city’s library fully intending to check it out and then never return it. You know because “something happened to it!” Well there are no copies! Probably because other hOOrs had the idea first!
Oh good, I don’t feel so bad now, I’ve only ever torn a few Rob pics out of a magazine in the DR.’s office, but I’ve never taken the whole thing!
Ha! I was in the chiro office a few weeks ago and held up their copy of the EW with Rob, Kristen and Taylor on it and walked to the desk and BEGGED my doc not to throw the magazine away when they were done with it and to keep it for me when I come back in again. They better have it for me or I might just switch docs because, hey, you don’t mess with the Robsession, people…!!
Thank God I’m not alone! Three weeks ago I went to the hairdressers and there under the latest Vogue was RobQ! And not the crappy Aussie ripoff version!
Let’s just say I “freed” it from the salon. I’ve never stolen anything in my life before, but I can justify this by saying it was over six months old and they would probably have thrown it out soon anyway. And my haircut was $NZ290, so I feel like I paid for it. That’s what I’m telling myself anyway!
I recently spent a long weekend partying it up with friends and the hubby and don’t get me wrong it was all good but the second we came home I just had to update myself on all the rob info and robporn I may have missed, I hadn’t realized how bad my obsession really was but after catching up for a couple of hours (lol) I suddenly felt calm, content and happy. I couldn’t believe the effect he had on me, 4 days was way too long to go without and I will not be making that mistake again. I am seriously screwed!!
I was just discussing this with my friends tonight and I told them the exact same thing. They want me to go on vacation with them, where no cell phones and internet connection aloud. I’m ok with the no cell phone thing cause I hate when the phone rings but, I NEED MY INTERNET CONNECTION!!! W/o it, what am I supposed to do? What if Rob resurfaced? Or miraculously, we’re in the same place, how am I supposed to let you ladies know????
No internet connection KILLS me! Several months ago, our DSL tower was down for the entire weekend for some reason… I thought I was going to DIE! And, I mean, I would have hated it BR (Before Rob)… but now it’s like a freakin’ crack addiction!
no internet connection = not acceptable
at this point I cannot live without the internet. total addict.
I totes suffered with this earlier in the year. I was working at a theatre festival and the company has internet connection on shared computers (this is not acceptable for those suffering with a Robsession) and I bugged the IT guy for three solid days to get the wireless network up because I was suffering from withdrawal symptoms. I then sat in the back of one the theatres with my laptop (hiding) to catch up on all the FF and ROAR goodness I had missed! They were calling for me over the radio the whole time (te he he…)
DH and I took a trip last summer to celebrate 10 years of wedded bliss (I can actually hear you laughing!) I made the travel plans and WiFi beat out bath tub on my list of priorities! I also took Eclipse and loaded my phone with pics.
I had to spend some time at my cousin’s a few months ago, and they literally have no internet, and no cable! They spend their free time reading actual books, and watching dvd’s, and they don’t even own Twilight! So needless to say, I was a quivering mess when my visit was finally over, and the first thing I did when I got home was turn on my computer to get caught up on FF updates, even though my family still needed to eat dinner!
in early june i sat in the lobby of the NYC grand central station hyatt for several hours per day over the span of several days because i had it on good authority that rob was staying at that hotel. but i never saw him.
I may or may not know someone else who did that *wink*
In early November as I sat outside my Mayfair London Hotel ( 3 days too early before Rob’s New Moon visit!) using their wifi to get my RoARfix when I heard Rob’s voice in my ear and looked up into the most gorgeous blue eyes of a Gerard Butler look-alike. After 3 hours in the Whiskey Bar, I may or may not have said I need you and pulled his bottom lip into my mouth. I may also have told him his accent was a panty dropper. Couldn’t have done it without my Rob obsession. Too bad my 16yo son with his plaid shirt and grey converse was asleep upstairs in our room! LOL
OMG this reads like some hot fanfic!
FluffyRugRob dies me!!! *lick slurp*
hello Leisha How u doing
Did u see how low I have sunk?
*runs to hug unleishd*
Well…I’d make a robfession…but it seems as though I’m already anonymously represented here. Wow – now that’s a true PattinH00r!!!!
I’ve accidentally told complete strangers they have sexy jaws, purely because it has some resemblance to Rob’s. I’m terrified of what i’ll do/say in the event of coming within a 2 metre perimeter of him….
I finally got my hands on a Stoli shirt last week…even though, I don’t drink and will never drink. I plan to wear it until it falls apart…or my mum notices that I’m a walking Vodka adverts and buys me a one way ticket to Somalia.
It’s just a matter of time until I become my own crack dealer…but for now I’m an addict.
Here’s the best part of my addiction: I’ve got class in about 3 hours, I haven’t slept the whole night cos I was reading FF. Good times.
I second the class ordeal.. make that I have a final in 4 hrs and Im busy on here plus two FF windows open. I hold to the belief that sleep is for the weak lol
Haha, good luck on your final!
I had a paper due yesterday that I did not do, cos I decided to read FF all day again, but I um…got an extension tho. Ha…take that stupid time-wasting college assignments.
sleep is for the weak… LMFAO!
Yeah, I crashed and burned last night after many days of only 4hrs sleep… up reading fan fiction. I mean, serious dizzy spells and everything. So, I get it… I really do!
That’s my motto too “sleep is for the weak”
I’m too old for class, but I do spend my nights reading FF, and getting wrinkles. If someone would’ve told me, a year ago, that I’d be this obsessed with a book, or with an actor, I’d have laughed at them. My, how things have changed…
Sleep? WTF is sleep?
I stopped sleeping when my Robsession started…
SRL You said it. Last night I read some more fan fic till 1:30 am slept for a little got up again a 3:30 am cus my mind was on the story. And have been up since then.
Sleep is rare for me now. I try to get 1 or 2 days a week of at least 6hrs and I am good for the rest of the week to stay up with my phone that is glued to my hand!!!!!!
Well now I don’t feel so bad about having 400 pics of rob on my computer.
Dude, 400? LOL That’s like a drop in the bucket. Those of us that have pictures in the tens of thousands, stored on memory sticks and in hidden folders, away from our husbands’ and children’s eyes – now, we may have something to confess. You, on the other hand, are perfectly fine.
Cora, Only 400??? Gah… I have nearly 900 uploaded to my flickr account alone, with probably a couple thousand more on my hard drive waiting for enhancement and uploads! All categorized carefully, mind you – by subject folders i.e., “Hand in Hair”, “Focus on Eyes”, “Focus on Mouth”, “Sexy Body”, “Sex Hair”, etc. etc. you get my drift… am I Robsessed? Jesus on a Bike, I am!
I used to read books and had a little book club thing going on with my RL friends and I used to read FF before but Twi and Rob have stopped that.
I, too, turned my computer and my cell, and my body around trying to find the best view for Rob lying on the fur rug picture.
I’m not a mom, but I have an adorable 6 yr old nephew and an 9 months old niece whose pictures used to grace my phone. Now, it all about Robity Fair, RomeRob, Tybert, OCDR (I know what it means!! Thanks My Robbie!!)
I’ve canceled plans with friends in order to stay online and hang out with you ladies or to read FF.
I’ve made mistakes at work b/c I checked RAoR, Robsessed, and updates for FF.
I’ve stayed up till 5 am reading EP while I was supposed to working on a paper that was worth 40% of my grade.
Oh, and I’m supposed to go xmas shopping for said niece and nephew but I will be on the lookout for my own Pocket Edward.
I do have this confession though, I haven’t seen Rob in any other movie besides Twilight/New Moon. I saw a clip of him Harry Potter, but honestly, I didn’t watch the movie in the first place b/c it not my type of thing. I tried but I just couldn’t. I do want to buy How to Be, The Haunted Airman and Little Ashes so I can finally see him a different role. But trust that I will be there opening night for Remember Me.
don’t even worry about staying up that long reading FFn instead of essay. i’ve done that plenty of times. i haven’t started EP yet but with other stories. and even re reading old ones. we’re soo horrible!! lol. they are just tooo good.
I belong to a book club too. Haven’t read the last 3 books. Think I can convince everyone to read The Office? Now that would be some intense conversation!
The fact that I don’t read real books any more is actually appalling considering my RL occupation. *hangs head in utter shame*
I’m on chapter 17 of “Breaking Trinity” and I just started it tonight. I’ve been reading it since 9:300 PM and it’s 6:29 am and I have a gig tonight, but I cannot stop reading this story.
I am addicted to fan fiction something awful now…..and Rob is who I see in my head. It makes me feel closer to him even though it’s all fiction and NO, I’d rather have REAL ROB and not fucking Edward. But it’s the closet I can get to him. I’ll never get to meet him, or even write him. He’s a beautiful dream to me and I love having it and I don’t want it to end…..and I worry all the time that he’ll get fed up with the shit and business and DISAPPEAR forever and I know that day will come and I dread it.
No problem, jenn! Just doing my job. my job. job on Rob. hmmm.
Jenn – have I told you lately that I lurve you?! Really, I do!! LOL!!! I’m right there with you sista!!! I think I have you all beat though, because I took pictures of a total stranger (who somewhat resembled Rob) and posted them on the blog! I am a genuine nutcase!!
Hey peeler, have you had any more encounters with said Rob look-a-like?
gg – you crack me up, girl. We are the walking poster children for THE WORLD’S MOST DERELICT ENGLISH MAJORS. Make me a f*cking t-shirt, I’ll wear it. Gladly.
jenn, I used to read “real” books all the time, history, fiction, non-fiction, politics… now all I read is fan fic! (MUCH more entertaining, mind you… **cough cough**….) Hell, I’m going to let my TIME magazine subscription lapse for the first time in many years, because I haven’t read the damn thing in months…
DD! I love the t-shirt idea!! LMAO!! We’ll talk…
Yeah my English degree…there’s $40,000 that might have been better spent on shoes and wine…
I redecorated my laundry room in Robward (posters, trading cards, crowns, ticket stubs, candy boxes). I flew 1100 miles to see NM premiere w/my besties. I have THREE separate “Team Edward” onesies for my 17 month old. This is just the tip of the iceberg
Now decorating the laundry room with pics of Rob sounds like a good idea, then maybe I’d get some f*ckin laundry done once in a while!
I have tons of bookmarks (all related to Rob) and exactly 13741 pics of him
Rob is on my wallpaper, screensaver, etc.
I remember that I once lent my laptop to one of my cousins. A day after that she blocked me on her msn LOL
LOL <3
Well, I have to say, we’ll never in a million years guess who the last one is from, lmao!
As for me, I wouldn’t say I do anything out of the norm for my Robsess…. devotion. To be honest, I think everyone’s kids can tell who Rob is, every mom buys clothes for their children and are fucking surprised that 6 our of 10 shirts are plaid button-ups when they get the order in, every single female has some form of HHH on their desktop & screensaver, cell phone wallpaper & screensaver, on their iPods, can recite the Twilight commentary by heart or when they hear the Twilight soundtrack can tell you exactly what Robward was doing in that scene the song was playing, every woman can look at Rob’s outfit and tell you what photoshoot or location it was shot in, and every woman also has secret variations of Robporn- posters, mags, calendars, *cough*alloftheabove*cough in their house, and lastly but least, I’m sure I’m not the ONLY one that has to visit RAoR before they go to bed or as soon as they get up in the morning because nuh-huh, no way are we remotely dependent on JAG feeding our addick..addictions.
As for me, I’m an angel and do none of the above. Those that do… good for you for embracing something soooooooooooooooo gorgeous! Mmmm, embrace… holding onto something… squeezing the sweet AssCandy… feeling on the Robpecs… trailing my hands down the Happy Trail… wrapping my fingertips around the sweet Roblumberrrrrrrrr…. fantasizing in 3..2..1 *thud*
Yep, like I said, angel… PattinAngel to be exact!
Good day, ladies!
~Christina
Oh and screaming Robisms such as “Roblumber, cornporn, and Asscandy” at two unsuspecting ladies trying to buy leftover Halloween candy speaks volumes for my character, right?
BTW, I love the snow! It’s so pretty, JAG.
And you ladies should totes read this and review! I nearly pissed my pants reading it earlier & have gotten the same reaction from everyone else I pushed it on. It’s only one chapter & it’s epically fuckawesome hilarity!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4989349/1/El_Circo_de_Cullen
BAHAHAHAH!! That was freaking hilarious!!
My fave lines were: “Fuck you, colon!! I hate you!!”
“Bella, did you shoo-shoo?
“See, Bella, now your poo smell like roses.”
OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! I’m like cry-laughing and the girls in my dorm are looking at me funny.. I cant even begin to explain. But in the midst of my finals I NEEDED that LMFAO! wow thank you
I told you, epic hilarity! It really was a battle not to piss my pants! I was howling in laughter, doubled over, clutching the armrest with tears streaming down my face! There are no words except for Disgustingly Brilliant.
Jesus! I about died laughing reading that! Telling a fart to “Ssshh!” LMFAO. I’m gonna read that to the hub’s tomorrow.
I don’t do ANY of that, Christina…
HOW OFFENSIVE!! :O
I have never, ever read something so repulsive and deameaning and F*Cking funny AS HELL….
bwahahahaha… gotcha…
that story was the shit christina! lit’rally!
“He’d never want me now. I’m a shitty girlfriend.” hahaha… …oh the irony!! hehehehe… shitty girlfriend… cant… stop… giggling….
What you said! I took a real downhill turn when I started reading FF. Now I am TOTALLY screwed. The sad(or very happy) part of that is I don’t give a FUCK.
OMG!!! I totally went apeshit!! that was hilarious!! i love that story!!! *giggle-snort* thank u so much for rec’d that funny ass story fuck it was hilarious!!
Snort!
christina—am enamored of the stuff you write & of the stuff you recommend—my stomach muscles ache—WIN—<3
O.M.G! That was too fuckin’ hilarious!
What have I done because of my robsession? Well, I am continuously acting like I did when I was 15 and I am 41! However, instead of buying every Tiger Beat like I did when I was 15 (Rick Springfield was the lucky guy I was obsessed with), now the internet is my Tiger Beat. I save TONS of pictures and videos of Rob and watch/look at them daily….just like I used to do with Tiger Beat.
I quickly close the window on my computer screen when my kids or hubby walk in. I’ve spent probably a total of 5 hours today (not all at once) on the computer feeding my robaddiction, when I should be doing dishes, laundry, finances, etc.
This is not like me at all…never done this before (except when i was 15 as previously stated.)
But this is normal, right….at my age? LOL! Uh-huh, sure.
Totally normal! And you’re not alone in your age, umm many of us may or may not be of a similar age. #RobCatsUnite
Welcome <3
PS I have mastered alt-tab but it doesnt work for shit when all my windows are open to Rob sites
Hey loving40s, I’m right there with you. I still have a t-shirt that says Rick Springfield Forever that I wore to one of his concerts when I was 14 LOL. I do the same exact thing when my hubby walks in and close whatever Rob related thing I was looking at. He’s finally figured out I’m just looking at Rob and not actually having an affair. He’s taken it upon himself to walk around the house lately talking with an English accent. Hey, I’m not complaining.
Scilla,
I love that your husband is walking around the house, speaking in an English accent!!
40 here too love! I have to make myself leave the computer off or I won’t get anything done! As soon as the power is turned on, even if I just went online to check my bank account or something, suddenly hours pass by and I’ve done nothing but perv on Rob all day!
I’m not quite 40, but pretty close though, and I too have reverted back to how I was at 15, only back then my obsession was Duran Duran, and my thoughts weren’t nearly as perverted as they are now!
I think Rob makes all of us feel like teenagers again no matter what our age is. I act like a giddy 15 year old all the time now. I get shocked that I have two kids and act like this. I think the last time I was this nuts about someone was for Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I was like 14 or 15 when that show came out. OMG that can not compare to how crazy I am for Rob though. This man is in a league of his own.
Scilla – hubs is talking in an English accent? That is so hilarious I can’t even tell you. LMFAO!
loving40′s, you are a woman I admire… and I’m quite a bit older (PattinAngel Cougar here) than you and act like I’m a crazy love-struck teenager when perving over Rob at RAoR…. totally insane! But I don’t give a flying squirrel’s ass – RobPerving -Robsession is too damn much fun and makes me feel like a 15 year old again! NO SHAME!
@loving40s…you sound totally normal to me…
I bought 3 copies of GQ and 3 of Vanity Fair.
I had my bedroom door and my 4 panel closet door plastered with Rob pictures (I’m not a teenager)
I was in a fender bender because I was surfing RAoR on my blackberry
I say Rob or Edward in my sleep so says my college roommate. (Which would make sense bc I have fuckhawt Robward dreams nightly)
I stole the Burger King Edward from the side door and felt no shame
I read fanfic in my Bible classes that makes me squirm
My Best friend ever (is a guy) is the only one that really knows about my obession and he sends me every mag that has Rob in it, watched Twilight and NM with me 3x each, and he knows that the only thing that gets me out of depression rut is Rob music or Robporn
AND thats all I can even think of right now
“I read fanfic in my Bible classes”
bahahahaha! Oh girl, you are going straight to Hell!
(see you there…!)
When one of the nurses I work with said, “I am so going to hell…” one of our doctors (who is very nice but *very* quiet) muttered, “Yep, with gasoline panties!!” So, when I read georgeygirl’s response to you, WF, that was what I was thinking!!
Of course, just thoughts of HHH sparks flames in my panties…
Well, most of you know and have seen how I feed my fantasies, but for those who haven’t…
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/imimeandrob-2.jpg
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/new1-1.jpg
I’m not in this one, but DAYUM IT’S HAWT!
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/robmanip-1.jpg
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/1luvnrob-2.jpg
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/1meandrob.gif
Funny…I know…hehehe! I have too much fun making those damn things!
Well angels, it’s past my bedtime and I’m a grouchy little bitch when I’m tired, so until later…HAPPY TRAILS TO YOOOOOUUUUU!!! xoxoxo
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/happytrails.jpg
OMG! That’s fucking AWESOME!!!
LRAD, you rock my world.
LRAD you crack me up!!!!! Those manips are fucking fucktastic!!! What a great way to feed your Robsession fantasies!!!
Happy Trails to you!!!!
“Some trails are happy ones,
Others are blue.
It’s the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here’s a happy one for you.”
(excerpt from the actual lyrics to the Roy Rogers Song – love the third line…”It’s the way you ride the trail that counts..” LOL!)
<3 you sooo much!
Thanks for the happy trail, darling!!!! *hugs*
LMAO, those are great!
That is just too cute!!!
Tat, I need to send you an email, you have got to make one of those for me, of me and Rob ;o)~
Rachael
Oh LRAD, those pics are awesome! I may or may not have licked my screen while looking at the last one!
GAWD! I just couldn’t lurve you ladies more than I do right now! Every time I post those, I have this big huge moment of regret afterwards because I start thinking, “They’re going to think I’m f*cking nuts for making those!” LMFAO! And then I remember…these are the PattinHOOrs I’m showing them to…some of the most accepting women I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing!! I <3 you all hard!!
And thank you…I'm glad you all like them!
@Raez…my E-mail address is luvnroballday@gmail.com I'd be happy to!! I love making them!
LRAD, you are a top notch hugable PattinAngel! I lurve you hard!
I lurve you hard back Melbie!!
LuvnRobAlldaykeepsthedoctoraway,
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! They are f***** hilarious!!!!! And so well done!!! I would seriously enlarge and frame them. And by the way: you’re beautiful!
Awww Vana…thank you! So are you hunny! I’m totes jealous of your hair too! It’s gorgeous!!
What’s been going on with you?? Where ya been lately? Are you OK? How’s your back feeling? Better I hope! I’ve been worried about you!! *HUGS* <3
LRAD, you’re talking about MY hair ???!!!! Did you look in the mirror lately at yours??!?!?!
I’m sort of ok, my back was getting better, but then ‘it’ happened again….(You aksed to tell you what the doc said about it, so I did, don’t know if you read it, it’s an acute form of lumbage) So I couldn’t (still can’t) sit for a very long time behind the computer in a crappy chair, and my chair is crappy indeed.
I posted wednesday I did some chair-chopping (if I want to continue to sit behind the computer all day (uhm…. and all night, and hell yeah I do), so I posted something about my discovery the ‘Swopper’. Google it, try it somewhere (the Saddle version) and you’ll be hooked. Soon I’ll be swopping the whole f**** day, swopping and Robsessing…… what else do you need…. (a shrink and some pills, but they’re within reach)
How’s Belly Productions doing?….. I didn’t miss a seceond vid, did I?….
I’m going to read today’s posts in a minute…..
Is it sad that I know WHO said most of those things? LOL!
I’ll admit it… it was me who was afraid of what my pocket Eddie would do to me if I let him out. And, yes, he’s STILL in the package. Though, at this point it’s more because he’s hiding from me… along with my RobQs. I know they’re around somewhere, but hell if I can find them. It’s killing me!
See, even my RobPorn is a casualty of my Robvotion. My place is such a stinkhole right now…
I know what you mean Nora, I forget birthdays, appointments, to make dinner but I remember posts and quirks of the PattinAngels. And I know which one up there is me!
Oh man…I’m glad I have a place to admit this…
I make the hub’s sit and listen to me read aloud the smuttiest parts of whatever FF I’m reading.He has gotten up and left me still reading on a few occasions.
My mom will call and I’ll tell her I’m reading a FF….she’ll ask if I’m horny.(WHY?am I missing something in the tone of my voice?)
I used to sleep.I just don’t have time for sleep now.I might miss something Rob related.I still manage to get my oldest off to school,but my poor 4 yr old sometimes gets a banana,a box of cheerio’s & a table full of play dough while momma takes a power nap.(that combo has made some pretty interesting creations)
Housework? Paper plates,cups & bowls are the greatest invention ever.And my computer is about ready to explode and rain Robporn all over the house.
My kids will point out to me anything Rob or Twilight related they see in a store.LOUDLY
This one has to be the craziest…I was on a Rob Marathon(hubs term) I was moaning&groaning @ pics of Rob & the hubs tapped me on the shoulder.He was um,nekkid*double-take* and had sprayed the left over body glitter from Halloween on himself.He said “Spunk Handsome” would like to see me in the bedroom.(ROFL)Poor man.I got the hint.
~JAG, lovin’ the page dandruff!
‘Spunk Handsome’
ROFLMAO HA HA!
I think I love your Hubs
Brilliant!
I agree with RCUK… that’s completely awesome!
Does he have a brother? *snort*
Your hubs is a one in a milliion!!! LMFAO!!!!
He has a bro, but I can’t even imagine him doing something like that*cringe*lol. His little stunt worked, I walked away from the Robporn.
‘Spunk Handsome’ is a WIN!
Love the story about your husband! You should send it in to the ladies over at Twigasm….he could be “Peen of the Week”!
You have an awesome husband!!!! Mine would flip out! Spunk Handsome . . . . he’s too much!
Total win, Capri!
Oh my God Capri, now I don’t have to write my list ’cause you’ve written mine word for word, except for the Spunk Handsome part! My husband, aka Elvis, is not complaining at all. He’s getting it at least once a day and if I’ve been reading or writing fanfic, more than that. Oh yeah baby!
That is awesome, Capri! “Spunk Handsome, FTW!!!” LOL
Oh yes Capri, like scilla said, you’ve hit most of my points too (my kids are 5 and
but that Spunk Handsome story is EPIC (I’ll share it with my DH!) and the marvelous image of RobPorn raining down started me singing “It’s raining men!”
“Spunk Handsome” ROTFLMAO!
lol! I need to buy more body glitter for MY spunk handsome!!…heheehee
Spunk Handsome…LOVE IT!! LOL!
Oh Capri – I am soooooo glad I’m not the only one! I was reading The Office out loud to my hubs. He didn’t walk away but if the parts weren’t “the good stuff” he sorta tuned out. We eventually gave up on that…he did mention I was a “f*cking hot narrator”…heehee WTF, right?
Wow….let’s see….
1) got the black hoodie
I buy the legit magazines with him in them (no Life and Style, no OK or the like….)
2) got the converse running shoes
3) got the RayBans
4) drink regular Coke now
5) even smoke once in a while now…..(i know, i know….)
6) flew out to Vancouver to watch a movie
– knocked on “Edward Cullen’s” front door and asked if I could see inside (to be fair, the house is for sale and i didn’t realize we were talking to the actual owner!)
– insisted to my friends that we had to go to Glowbal for brunch so I could eat in the same restaurant that Rob had his 23rd birthday in – he raved about the Kobi meatballs – I had two. Really…you HAVE to have two of Rob’s balls rolling around in your mouth!
7) take Mini-Edward almost everywhere – drinking with the girls, dinner with friends, certain movie premieres….he sits beside my computer at work
9) I put several Rob posters up in my spare room for when my fellow Robsessed friend came into town……..back in October. They’re still there. I can’t bring myself to take them down!
10) Sigh over the fact that two of my exes were named “Robert”…..one was my first and our mood album was Van Morrison’s “Moondance”.
Two Rob exes!!! Me tooo!!
I have also had two Rob exes, and I am currently married to one! It’s true!
Hehehe…my brother’s name is Robert…he’s a blue eyed blonde!
I confess I keep my Robsession a secret from everyone in my family and all my RL friends… they would think I was f*cking crazy out of my mind if they knew how many thousands of pics I have saved on my puter, how much time I spend Rob-perving on RAoR and the internet, how many times I’ve watched my Twilight DVD (I have it downloaded on my puter too so I can watch it again and again… I f*cking know that film by heart and still love it!)… and my family would definitely think I’ve lost ALL my marbles if they knew how much time I spend reading fanfic!!!
I used to keep the house pretty neat and clean, I used to read REAL books, I used to keep up with the news, I used to do my laundry regularly, I used to cook real food…. Now I let the dust-bunnies collect and have sex and multiply; I haven’t read a real book in months, the laundry gets piled to the ceiling before I finally do it and I never catch up; and I rarely cook a real meal anymore!
You see, I’m a Cougar who should be much too old for this crazy Robsession addiction, but I can’t give it up! I just love Rob and Rob-perving with my fellow PattinAngels/H00rs and I love you all! I love enhancing photos of Rob in photoshop, I love making Robsessed vids, I love watching RobPorn on YouTube…. And I’m having so much f*cking fun being Robsessed!!!
No shame, Melbie!!! Say it loud! I’m Robsessed and I’m proud!!! Who gives a rat’s ass!!! Life is too short!!! Enjoy it! If it makes you happy and you aren’t hurting anyone, let it flow baby!!
Thanks 1Peeler!!! I need the support because sometimes I think I’m going f*cking nuts… over Rob’s nutmuffin… *cough cough*… but I really don’t give a rat’s ass or a flying squirrel’s ass either! This is just WAY to much FUN… “Say it loud! I’m Robsessed and PROUD!”
I just noticed I’m being snowed upon…
oh good…other people are seeing it…I was starting to wonder if I damaged my eyes staring at this damn laptop for so long.
LMAO, when I first noticed it I tried to wipe it off my computer screen thinking it was dust!
I love the snowy blog effect…it’s the closest thing to a “white Christmas” us Floridians will be having…right debbo and jenn!?
Oh gosh JAG, that was a wicked post…
I think it was Heidi4Real who said Rob replaced her hubby and kids on her cellpaper and changed it every week?
-then I told her they have apps so you can collage your wallpaper with more than one pic (to avoid strainage from changing it all the time
)
…anyways… not much from me tonight, as I am reading some fic (Yes JAG, you turned me on.. heh heh …to FanFuc, errr, …I mean FanFic
)
…back to scmutzing around in FFLand!!
Oh yeah Gina…I found a site where I could collage my fave Rob pics, and now my YT background and Twitter background got it goin’ on! LOL!
And I love Face in A Hole…
http://www.twitpic.com/tul0g
http://www.twitpic.com/tukah
And the “Twilight Zone” has grown since this picture was taken…
http://www.twitpic.com/h612g
Oh Wow! I love your “Twilight Zone” !!
LOL! Thanks! I guess I was re-reading “New Moon” at the time. It’s not on my desk.
hi…robs fan i actually admire robert pattison i allways watch the movie twilight and new moon again and again!!!
Welcome
You too?
Do you like mint chocolate chip ice cream Jeremy?
lmao WTM ‘mint chocolate chip ice cream’
but ehm.. do you Jeremy? *waves & winks*
Hello, Mr. Jeremy! Welcome to the world of depravity where we speak vulgar yet classy and perv on his truly. I think it’s great that you admire Rob, as do I. And, about the whole Twilight/NM watching constantly thing, you aren’t alone. *passes the popcorn*
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Yay, you used one of mine! I feel like I’ve just won a major award. (FRAGEELAY) Thanks JAG!
1/2 English
1/4 Italian
1/8 Irish
1/8 Hungarian
Nice mix, don’t you think? LOL
Hey, I’m Hungarian and Irish too!!
Cool!
I used to keep reading FF a secret but it seemed to,how shall I say,spice up my marriage just a little. Thank You ROB from my hubby. At that point I admitted that my “reading” on-line was a little smutty. Won’t divulge to anyone else in RL thought-don’t think they will quite understand. Don’t sleep as much anymore but I am O.K. with that. I find myself almost saying somethings that NOT ONE PERSON will understand except you ladies. I actually brought up corn porn and tried to explain it away.
pjsnurse, I love your comments! Yes, WE PattinAngels understand, completely!
Now I MUST get pocket Eddie because I think honestly it will push me over the proverbial edge. The double meaning of pocket Eddie……..HAHAHA means I can finally get him in my pants. I am SO sick. LOVE IT.
I know it’s (probably) wrong but it made me all kinds of proud that two of my own confessions are featured in JAG’s post today – TWO !!!
Even more:
I have recently fallen out with my (out n proud, very gay) brother, purely for the fact that he’s ‘Team Jacob’ after watching New Moon. Unforgiveable in my book!
I have EVERY one of my Rob pics backed up on discs AND photobucket – recently spent an entire weekend organising them all then checking/double checking to make sure I didn’t have any duplicates and they were all labelled and in the correct folder. I have yet to do this for any family photos.
I am currently green with envy as my daughter is booking/organising her holiday for 2010 with a bunch of her mates and they are going to Forks to do the whole tour thing.
I am currently having an internal battle with myself (honestly, no joke) as to whether, if Rob DOES come home to the UK for Xmas, I should just, casually, drive to Barnes for the day in the faint hope of catching a glimpse of him. It’s only 2 hours away in the car from where I live. Weirdly, I have relatives that live near there and I haven’t given a thought (in over 16 years) of paying them a visit…..
Since becoming addicted to Rob/Twilight/Edward Cullen I have started to get fit again, lose weight, take extra care of my appearance – all, just in case, somehow, I bump into him. (Deluded much?)
I have more, but even I am ashamed to admit to them…..X
Oh, and probably much like everyone else, if I ever get invited to do anything socially, I am sorely put out at how much it will cut into my Robtime/fanfic time. When I’m out I have a hard time concentrating as all I can think about is Rob and the second I am back home I get straight on the computer trying to ‘catch up’…………..totally fucking addicted, I admit it.
I am lucky enough to work pretty flexible hours and for the last several months have planned my entire days around my computer and fanfic……….X
Same way Sue! When I’m out with RL friends my mind is thinking of this place!
All of my gays are Team Jacob too!!! What the heck???
Do it.
Driving to Barnes thing.
And I’ll be developing a sudden like for Soho.
My other Robsessed friend and I have a map of all the places he’s mentioned and has been seen in Soho and we plan to walk around there for a bit. And we even tracked down some girls we went to Sixth Form with who at the time of Harry Potter told us they went to a pub and saw him.
Oh romanysue, yes! Do drive to Barnes on the off chance of seeing Rob! What fun! Do it!!! Then tell us all about it!!!!
So my latest Rob-related embarrassments include making several trips to the newsstand to purchase multiple copies of VF. I thought it would be WAY to embarrassing to purchase several copies at once.
I may or may not have started lit’rally praying to Baby Jesus that the latest Rob-drought ends this Sunday afternoon during my layover at LAX. My camera will be charged up and ready just in case.
I will pray to Baby Jesus for you too, DQM. Good luck and I would totes be thinking the same thing at LAX. Smart of you to have a camera ready.
Robity Fair month is over… it’s Meryl Streep now, lovely woman but I won’t be needing to go to the grocery store nearly as often and will have more options for check out lanes… sigh I’ll miss Robity Fair!
DQM Crossing fingers and toes for you.
DQM ~
I think I see JAG posted your Robfession up top! Is it sad that I recognize all the Pattinangels Robfessions JAG posted? Come here much?!
Are you perhaps “plotting” another heist of sorts with any luck during your lay over at LAX this Sunday? I love the way your mind works LOL!
Good luck catching Rob!!
*sigh* the picture of Rob on the fur rug leaves me sitting in a pool of drewl everytime.
Well First I upload every single picture there is of Rob on to my lappy and pc, then upload them to photobucket for safety ( you never know when a harddrive will pack up) although all my family pics are still on my pc and I havnt got around to uploading them yet *blush*
I got a huge poster of my fav pic for my bedroom wall
My text message tone is “shutup shutup” lol (love that)
I have Rob on my pc and lappy Wallpaper and I change that to what ever pic I think suits the FF im reading at that time.
All my conversations seem to include Rob in them (ppl think im nuts lol)
RAoR is my first port of call everytime I use the pc/lappy
Basically I cant get enough of him Lol
I’ve noticed that about my conversations too. Everything (and I mean everything) can be related back to Rob or Twilight in some way. In my world, anyway. Sooo nice to know I’m not alone in that!
Thank God im not the only one Lol
Whew….”BREAKING TRINITY” is HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT. I’m liking snarlward. I know he’s an asshole, but GAHHHHH.
I’m on chapter 13 already and dreading getting to 19 without any more to read. WOOO WOOO WOOO
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Let’s see…..I named my jack rabbit vibrator “ROB”. What else would I name it?
I am using DREAMYSIM1 deskRobs as screen savers and have Rob as my desktop wallpaper. Duh, we all do THAT.
I have “Vanity Fair” on a plate holder on a shelf at the base of my bed. He is “inspiring” to say the least and the last thing I see when I go to sleep and the first thing I see in the morning.
I have ALL the magazine of him I can FIND with him in it except stupid shit ones like teeny bopper ones. I keep them under my bed. LOL
I have so many god damned pictures of Rob, I know I have multiples of the same.
Last night I was “REORGANIZING” my precious Rob pictures and backing them up to hard drive and to a CD burned in. GOD FORBID I lose them.
I have my pocket Edward in my pure.
I have a picture of him I put on the piano on my gigs when I sing. God forbid, I hope nobody catches on to THAT. I take it with me on my breaks. LOL
I spend damned near every waking moment, longing for new pictures of Rob and wonder what he’s doing and if he’s ok and if he’s happy and wishing I could just see ONE MORE FRESH SMILE out of our sweet Rob. My laptop goes to bed with me and it has become a constant that I sleep with the fucking computer on and his face on the screen. One night I may catch on fire. Hope not.
JI bought the “iRobsessed because NOBODY looks that good in plaid” shirt and I’ve ended up SLEEPING in it instead of wearing it out. I LOVE IT. I got it extra big to wear as a night shirt.
I want a poster, but I can’t fucking decide as they are all so fucking beautiful.
Seriously thought about buying the cardboard Rob, but I don’t think they look like REAL ROB and I want hobolicious Rob with stubble instead. I even pondered buying the fucking cardboard one and drawing in stubble, but that’s just fucking lame. So I decided not to buy it….
I talk to my parents about him in every phone conversation like he’s important in my life and they roll their eyes when I come to visit and say PLEASE SPARE US. LOL Last night I sent them the picture of Rob in bed with the manips of kisses all over him and him holding mistletoe and I thought it was funny as shit. They wrote back and asked why he’s always “in bed” and I wrote to say…..if I had my way, that’s the ONLY place he’d be. Yeah, I said that to my folks. God….
I have dreams about him and his stubble scratching me EVERYWHERE and he kisses fantastic and I just want to suck his lips for a week. SIGH. His lips just kill me.
As I told you all, I have different “folders” for ROB PARTS and pictures of each, or pictures that seem to be predominantly featuring those parts go to each file. I keep adding folders….LOL. I’m up to fucking FOURTY FOUR folders now of just Rob parts and Rob TYPES (romeRob, HollywoodRob, cannesRob, NMPressTourRob ect). I still have a SHITLOAD that still have to be put in folders from the time when I would just label pics “rob-fuckingGorgeous-fuckMeStare38.jpg hahahhahaha
I seriously thought about buying an expensive 17″ MAC LAPTOP so I’d have the biggest Rob to sleep with on a lapper on my bed. I can’t afford that. SIGH. Thank God I stopped myself…although the 27″ desktop….I wonder sometimes if I could just put that next to the bed on a table. HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHh STOP.
When I have days off between gigs, I go into “Rob fantasy land” and have to remimnd myself what day it is…..
Of course there’s the “RAoR” addiction, “Robsessed” addiction” my “aussie Rob” sight, Thinking of Rob…and tons of other Rob sites I haunt.
Don’t even ask how many Rob videos I have on YouTube. It’s sick.
Plus all of the ROB FAN FICS and other fan fics that keep me constantly wet/aroused and thinking of ROB IN THE ROLES of course. GAHHHHHHH
There’s more, but my battery is going dead.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHH
He’s killing me….but I don’t care, I LOVE ROB.
He’s so fucking sensual, beautiful, sexual and arousing….god just watching him smoke makes me HOTTTTTTTTTT. I can’t stand anymore…goodnight.
music4debbo
I lurve you debbo! <3
I LOVE YOU, debbo!!! I love your list of Robsessions…You gave me such a great idea… I’m going to buy a big warm plaid cotton shirt to sleep in… too!
PS…and it’s fucking awful that I can’t use ROB sounds and mp3′s as sounds for my MAC. It only works on the PC, right? fuck….. I want to hear Rob say: “PUSSY” when I boot up. LOL shit.
and of course, I listen to his music a lot….and wish he’d do an album. I like to think of him in his room playing and writing songs and that when Marcus visits or Sam visits him, that they write songs together.
Oh GAWD, I wish Rob would do an album too… I love his songs and voice!!! Gah!!
Oh yeah, I’ve been a Rob fan since September of 2008. I wasn’t into Harry fucking Potter, or I’d have been into him earlier as he was SO BEAUTIFUL even then. But then, I prefer “MANLY ROB” with all his fur and stubble and beard even. I LOVE IT when he goes hobo on us, even though he’s gorgeous at premiers, I just love REAL ROB so much…sigh. So handsome….nobody can look THAT GOOD in holy and ripped up old shirts. gahhhhhh
I come home from a gig and don’t even put my purse down or take off shoes or set down keys till I boot up cause it takes fucking forever for “Robsessed” website to load (even with DSL) and while it’s loading I’m ripping off clothes and getting a drink and LEAP on the bed to see what Rob did today.
ROAR is the first thing and last thing I do during the day as you guys have become friends to me….even if we don’t converse privately rarely. I love you guys….and even worry when you all go through RL shit.
And I miss JAG when she doesn’t post.
RAoR is the first thing and last thing I do also, well, aside from getting the kids off to school in the a.m. and in the bed at night!
And I remember the ONE DAY since I’ve been on RAoR that Jag couldn’t post…I was a pathetic mess at first! That’s the first time I ever said that I felt like curling up into the fetal position and sucking my thumb! LOL! I was like a lost puppy!
RAoR and fanfic and Robsession owns my life… I check RAoR morning, noon, and night and I love JAG and all you wonderful PattinH00rs!!!
OH YEAH and I have all of his films that are AVAILABLE (except fucking HP and the nebu whatever) on DVD.
I watch TWILIGHT A LOT and sometimes fall asleep with it playing cause it’s comforting to see his face and helps me to dream about him.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the Twilight commentary. I think I’ve watched that more than the movie. his laugh makes me SO HAPPY and he’s so damned cute personality wise…..GAH.
I prefer to watch the movie that way now, because I would rather hear him talk, than the actual dialogue.
and I’m DYING for “Remember Me”. I MEAN DYING FOR IT. I think it will be my favorite Rob film of all and to see him look like himself and get all sexy and actually FUCK someone (Little Ashes doesn’t count)…will KILL ME and I may explode.
Of course I went to his movies at the theatre too, but not as much as you guys…..
I already know that when the DVD comes out, I will be “wearing” the pause and rewind button, out. God, he is going to be the death of me, in this movie. I am not taking my husband with me, that is for sure. He’ll just reap the benefits, when I come home. (that’s what she said)
I barely made it thru the trailer, without moaning, when I saw it in the theater. My husband looked over at me, when Rob’s face appeared on the screen, and asked, “Did you know about this?”, and all I could get out was, “Are you kidding me?”
Oh Holy Sweet Rob, I nearly fainted when I saw Rob’s face fill the big screen when the Remember Me trailer started before New Moon… My mouth went into a big “O” – then into a HUGE smile…. debbo, I am DYING to see RM too… it is going to be F*cKtAStic!!!!!!!
Does licking the fucking monitor if it’s a truly sexy picture (which one isn’t) count?
and ADORKABLE Rob turns me on too. When his feet go all pigeon toed and he trips or does goofy stuff in interviews, it actually makes me EVEN HOTTER for him. He’s just so fucking cute. I LOVE his personality as much as his looks.
I would LOVE to know what he’s reading. I’ve read several of the books I KNOW he’s read already including Martin Amos books and the Dali books ect. I want to know all the books he’s into.
I’d give anything to get drunk with Rob and think about it alot talking music with him…..
SHUT UP DEBBO
Martin Amis….”Money”. You gotta read it. Rob’s into some wicked reading.
I buy my 10-year-old giant Robporn posters. I make her hang them on the outside of her door. (well if they’re in her room, how the Hell am I supposed to see them?? Besides, Zac E is in there too and that would be sacrilege…)