by Moi
So as some of you may know,my Robsession started with Twilight back at at the beginning of 2009. It started innocently enough, I googled for pictures, started watching You Tube videos, found my way to Letters to Rob (UC & Moon are so cool) but then that just wasn’t enough. I had passed through the first 4 stages of Rob-addiction but I needed more…I started making videos GAH!
I looked back the other day and I’ve made over 20 videos and I took it seriously, it used to take me 2-3 weeks to put one together. LOL They are like your babies when you make them and each one is special to you#damnisoundsogayheehee When I started blogging, I had to stop, just not enough hours in the day. I really miss it too, I have tons of song ideas too.
So toniiieee weeeeeere breeeinggggg yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu…some of my favourite videos.
The Top 6 vids made by me and chosen by me *snicker*
Clearly I was in MamaBear mode when I made this one…
more jizzeo goodies after the sizzle…
My first vid that went viral and quickly. I fangirl squeed when @fakerpattz tweeted it. heehee
I don’t usually make sappy video, I go for sexy…but this song just fit Cannes because that was the point at which the paps & fans started to go Crazazy and his life really changed. Enjoy the Dad shirt OCDRs <3
Just because I looooooooooooved the song and sometimes that’s all you need!
Ode to Boy, amazing song. Listen to the lyrics.
The one I’m famous for All Rome-Rob & the coolest song.
So I know A LOT of you guys make videos and I’m sure you’ll agree that they are like your babies and you love them all for different reasons. So today, I’d like you guys to share any fave vids that you’ve made, old or new. It’s pimpin time bitches.
JaG you’re vids are amazeballs! wow!
I’m not into the vid-thing *snicker* but more of a deskRobbin chickie myself…. I’m not pimpin my stuff, because you already do that… alot <3
'So toniiieee weeeeeere breeeinggggg yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu…'
lmao! my fave ever!
love ya pattinangelz and pervs!
<3
and we totes love u for making f*ckhawt robbieWalls!
…especially iRobs
Damned straight. dreamysim1 makes the most beautiful deskRobs. I’m using them as screensavers as they are so beautiful I can’t decide on one any more. SIGH.
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Started a different story tonight. Kind of in a dark/emo type of Edward mood tonight…..so went to my favorite author who wrote: “The University of Edward Masen” and picked out one of the 14 stories she had on her FAVORITE STORIES list on fan fiction . net. It’s called…. “A Heart’s Savior” and it’s COMPLETED. I have clue as I”m only on chapter 4 and it’s not about lemons this time, I just kinda am in one of those moods, where I don’t want a funny, lemony one, but a moody one, that isn’t too dark or emotionally destructive, but still about adults….We’ll see….
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4099921/1/A_Hearts_Savior
Tomorrow starts the first of 5 gigs in a row…..don’t know why I’m up reading, just nervous I guess….. Going to follow Rob’s lead and try to be zen…take it an hour at a time and flow….. peace.
HAVE A GREAT DAY LADIES….I’ll miss all the fun.
music4debbo
Debbo- So Laid Bare did you in last night huh? Hehehehehe…
dreamy—can only add my admiration to that of the other PattinAngels—your dreamies are like the name, dreamy—luvya—<3
Lynda,
Nah…..just no more of it to read until the next update.
I’m a moody reader. I like to switch it up…
But “Laid Bare” was a mother last night…..whew.
I think I’d need a day to recover from the internal and external bruises. LOL
I MUST GET TO BED. Damned fan fictions…..owning my ass.
Ahhhhh Dreamy……I too use your beautiful deskRobs as screen savers and I do pimp them out occasionally to my RL friends that “appreciate” Rob and all of his f*ckhawtness. They just don’t share the same Robsesssion as the rest of us-poor things.Thank you for making them, they brighten my day when I turn on my computer.
If there is anyone out there who hasn’t seen her DeskRobs or her IRobs, chenck them out…..Click on In My Dreams on the sidebar under Blogroll. You won’t be disappointed, there is something for everyone.
<3you
DreamySim, your deskRob’s are the best by far! They are sooo awesome!
DreamySim, I absolutely LOVE your banners and deskRobs…. so stunning so full of love and so “DREAMY”!! You are the BEST!! Your work continues to astound me (and make me pant!)!!!
Debbo, good luck on the 5 gigs in a row… you go girl!
*blushes* aww thnx my Pervin Sista’s! I’m all shy now…
I’ll be making a LOT more: no worries, the call from my muse is too strong to resist
Lets admire the pretty made by our Queen Perv JAG: I love the Mama-bear one
Dreamy … you are just wonderful and talented. You put a smile on my face every day because when I open my laptop, I see the GORGEOUS RomeRob wallpaper you made for Heidi & shared. And for making that special present from me to RobCatUK. <3
Ohhhh JAG. I can’t hear Lady Gaga – LoveGame without think of you. It’s good times.
Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
I second this JBell!!! I ALWAYS ALWAYS think of JAG and Sex Drive Premiere Rob when I hear that song!
the only reason I bought that album was for that song-so everytime I get frustrated in traffic, I turn that song on and ponder the loveliness of Rob’s disco stick-of course I’m just a different kind of frustrated then….
Hahahaha!!! The 1st time I heard the song was in JAGs vid and I remember thinking it was funny (and hot), but then I remember the 2nd time I heard it was on the radio…I just sat there thinking…”This is indecent for public radio!” (Then visions of Rob danced in my head and I quickly turned it up and sang along).
Angels, from this exchange i gather that vid.1 was Lady Gaga’s Love Game–boy, it sucks to keep reading ‘This video is not available etc.’—love Gaga, would sure love Rob’s disco stick more—<3
Had to stop listening to this in the car when my children started to sing along with it…..yet another reason I won’t be getting that Parent Of The Year Award.
This is the RobVid that took my virginity…and now I can’t hear that song without getting mental images of Rob’s Disco Stick. Thanks for sharing your Stage 5 Robsession with us, it looks like you created a lot of memories!
I totally think of Rob whenever I hear Love Game. A little while ago I was driving with my sister and it came on the radio, and she was about to change the station saying that she hated it, but I told her not to because I kinda liked it, and when she asked me why, I just said oh I have my reasons!LOL!
ehm…wow… never thought to be the first to post…ever (I live on the wrong side of the planet for that). anyway, since starting blogging myself I can relate a bit: it’s taken over my life, and I’m loving it!
Wifey! Bump N Grind is def a classic. I love that one the bestest.
Heart your Avi hardcore I had that exact crop of the RobCrotch as my avi on Twitter lol
Bump n Grind was my the first Rob vid I ever saw, thus leading my here immediately leading me to RAoR for the first time……..changed my life. Became a devout member of the Church of St. Mattress.Never looked back.This is my second home and my second family. I wouldn’t trade you ladies or you Pope JAG for the world!
@RM “This is my second home and my second family.I wouldn’t trade you ladies or you Pope JAG for the world!” Amen to that!
Yeds, JAG your videos are fuckawesome!! Now when I hear them certain songs I always think of Rob and your videos. So thanks for making them and keep up the good work!!
Oh how I remember that fateful day. I was perving erm.. [trolling I mean] YouTube for deelish Rob candy I stumbled upon the Rob Bump and Grind vid.. and then the Disco stick vid.. and THAT is how I got hooked-massively obessed with RAoR. It was a comfort to know that I wasnt alone in my sick obsession.
That was back when I first left the uni to move back home and I erected *snicker* My Robward Shrine. I had My entire door plus my 4 sliding closet doors plastered with Rob pics.. I feel like I’ve come so far *sniff*tear*
I <3 you h00rs hard!
Same here girl. I feel the same way. I was lurking around on the web. I was just fiending for more about Rob and stumbled upon this brilliant site. It was definately good to know that I wasn’t the only obsessed freak out there! Reading all you girl’s comments make my day!
Ditto for me too! When I discovered ROaR, JAG, and all of the other PattinH00rs here, I thought to myself, Hallelujah! I am finally home!
Well, I think you’ve posted all of the favorite ones I’ve made over the last few months. My very first Rob vid was set to Caramel by Suzanne Vega, and I’m still proud of that one.
Before that I did my Twilight video, and I honestly think that’s one of my favorites that I’ve ever done, followed closely by my Haunted Airman video. Sadly, my links have been killed on most sites due to copyright fuckers, and there’s not many places I can put them. I’m tempted to start a blog just so I can post my damn videos!! (don’t you host some of your own here, JAG?)
There are probably only one or two of my songvids still active these days, and it breaks my heart!
This one is the most viewed of the two:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9ik8j_robert-pattinson-pictures-of-you_fun
And this one is a close runner up:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xabz3j_rob-pattinson-oh-my-god_music
foof! That Caramel video of yours rocked my socks!!! And I believe I saw and loved the Haunted Airman vid as well.
Sorry about the copyright bullshit…just know that many of us saw them and appreciated them. 
foof76—pictures of you pretty well covers it: been living so long with Rob fotos that he seems part of my life—am also still saying ‘oh my god’—great vids—<3
Foof-that Oh My God video…it has always been a weakness of mine. I watch it and find myself singing Oh My God right along with Pink, and shaking my head at the screen because he is just so gd pretty!!Your viddys are always great.
foof! I *love* the Pictures of You one. That song is so perfect for my (all of our) addictions…It’s a lovely fantasy world we get to live in here on RAoR.
Is it weird that watching that one made me a little tear-eyed?? Totes normal, right?
Awesome videos, foof! I totally love them!
Well I’ve only made two of these types of vids hehe…and my latest was featured last weekend <33 but here it is again:
And my other one is actually a mixture of all my fave men or just some that I think are nice on the eyes *snort* Featuring Rob and all the lovely Twilight men of course…and many others…lemme know if anyone sees some other men they like ;D haha it’s just a super packed eyecandy video <3 Song's got some shmexy lyrics…but they're in spanish…SOOO… "Es eso un elote de maiz en tu bolsillo, o simplemente estás feliz verme??"
emz
your teeth vid gets me every time! I f*cking love that song! hearts bb!
the good thing about the teeth video, is a lot of lip bite and that is one of my weakness. so *shush* don’t let anyone know
and the second video is perfect. love matthew gray gubler as you already know. but it was missing Clive Owens. He’s the other British guy that does it for me.
And the song is Zun Dada by Zion. And “Es eso un elote de maiz en tu bolsillo, o simplemente estás feliz verme??” is not in the song lol. But very niceee…
How bout this “Haremos sexo con ropa Esto sera entre tu y yo” now don’t you which you had Jax’s number??? lol
But..But…where was Viggo? *sob*
Oh emz, I just LOVE your “Show Me Your Teeth” vid…. GAH!!!!!! What a great song to showcase Rob’s great sexy smiles and his pearly whites!!!
lol @Jenn i know what the song says, loves me some reggaeton <333 bahaha…that other comment was just in reference to some translating fun with JAG some posts ago lolz
@melbie i KNOW when i heard the song i as like TEETH…ROB…..TEETHPORN…*ded* thanks bb <33
@Lynda awww i love viggo too!!! sowwies, too many men, so little time haha!
the pic at 1:20 . . . yummmmmm. perfect song choice.
I meant on the “teeth” vid. Derf.
Is it weird to feel as though the sun shines a little brighter when HHH smiles?
Ohhh Gaaawwd, I love that show me your teeth video, it’s sooo hot! That second vid was good too, but there definitely wasn’t enough pics of HHH!
Emz … well your teeth vid. def. deserved to be featured! It was all sorts of YUMMY! <3
@Emz, Viggo was in town last week and I saw him, was he ever looking GOOD!! *DrOOool* yup, too many men, so little time..
All I can say is… YES there are SO many songs I can’t listen to because of your vids (and lotsa other people’s vids too lol) and because of the hot songs posted almost daily (mood music lol) without thinking of Rob and needing my Hobo…
I totes agree that anytime I hear a song in a RobVid, every time I hear it thereafter, I think of Rob. But that’s totally okay with me…
Actually, I converted a RL recently… and when I first showed her one of my Vids, I was so scared that she would think I was a freak… But she surprised me, and she liked it and told me I was talented.
…anyways, One nite we were driving somewhere, and a song that I used in one of my vids that I showed her came on (Get U Home by Shwayze)… and she looked to me and said.. wait for it…
“Every time I hear this song, I think of Robert Pattinson…”
…I giggled and squealed.. and in that moment, I knew it wouldnt be long til she crossed over…
@ginaransom – I’m totes jealous. My RL friends are FAIL when it comes to HHH. I forwarded a vid to a friend in the summer and she emailed me to say “Ewwww that video made me feel dirty”
I’m like…and your problem is…?
I have to do all my giggling and sqealing alone.
gg-”I’m like…and your problem is…?” LMFAO
You don’t have to giggle and squeal alone, we are all here with you. That my friend is what a fellow h00r is for. We may not be with you in the flesh, but we will ALWAYS be here….pervin…and giggling…and maybe sometimes squealing.
Yay! I love this post JAG!
1st Vid – I love your “RobArt” (at least thats how they’re all labeled on my harddrive) …and that song brought a tear to my eye, almost.
2nd vid- heeeheee. My friend and I were watching the Twi-Commentary last nite, and after Rob said “I dont see nothin wronggg….”, Every time my friend asked me something, I just sang… #imanerd …but this vid just gives me the giggles.
Personal Jesus Vid – God JAG I could watch that shizzz all day!! RomeRob just looks like a sex God that they need they need to erect (heh) a statue of…. GAh!!
…and since you’re asking us to pimp ourselves…
I know I shared this vid on Saturday, but, Im a full fleged h00r… aint no shame in my game
as always, waiting for “Jesus” to ride over on his bike…
Jesus Christ that was a H.O.T video! Thanks for sharing. I missed it earlier. It’s now bookmarked as one of my favs. Loved the way you inserted him speaking.
I’ve got goosebumps from watching it!
“I know I shared this vid on Saturday, but, Im a full fleged h00r… aint no shame in my game
”
There is no shame whatsoever. We all support each other anyways.
We’re so going to hell b/c of the whole Jesus thing but who cares??? Pftt…heaven is overrated anyways.
lol. thanks rox… is it weird that I fave my own vids? yeh… probobly… but when im out and about and YT-ing on my iPhone, it makes it easier to find my vids
Jenn! yes… strait to hell… hee hee!
-speaking of this.. I showed my mom this vid (cause i was so proud) …and she loved it, not necesarilly the Rob part, but the way it was made, and she’s a VERY religious woman, and made no reference that it offended her …so i think we’re gonna be okay
Gina, the more I watch this vid, the more I LURVE it LOTS! Such a great song and you put it together so well…. I love it when Rob says… “Jesus Christ” !!! GAH! and “F*cking Awesomeness”…. that’s ROB!
gina—4 days after the fact & i still love this video with melbietoast’s Robhancements—hope you sll got the message—<3
gina – you totally need to be pimping the shizz outta that Jesus vid because it is f*ckawesomeness! Like expatzgeil I am still drooling over it from the weekend.
The song is awesome and the way it’s interspersed with Rob’s voice is total WIN.
“Something about the way you walk makes me want to change the way I think” – Has a truer lyric ever been written? GAH!
I love it. You guys did awesome!
“F*cking awesomness” indeed! Those eyes should be registered as deadly weapons because I die everytime he gives one of those F*ck me now stares.
I love that video, it definitely says it all! It’s funny the other day, I passed by a church that had a sign that said “Discover Jesus Christ and you will be saved”, and I thought to myself, well I guess that I am saved because I’ve already discovered Jesus Christ, and his name is Robert Pattinson!
@melbie – couldnt have done it w/o you bb!
@expatzgeil & @Christina4 thanks for the lurrrrrrv!!!
& @Deedreamer – Yes…. the way he walks makes me change the way I think…. I never heard this song before I was going Rob vid song scouting…. but when I did, I just knew it was perfect!
@christa64c – LMFAO! deadly weapons indeed!
@srl – Ohhh and I am saved too!!!
Holy Moley Gina…..”Now I know why Mary and all the boys cried…”That was incredible. I can’t believe that I missed that on Saturday. Rob is a religious experience.Please forgive me Rob for I have sinned and I am in need of some serious savin’!
RM – its actually “Now I know why Mary and the boys got hooked”
…and yes we are all F*cking hooked, and in no need of repentence!!! 
sorry gina-thanx for clearing that up for a sistah. My kids were all around me driving me crazy, but you couldn’t have pried my ass away from the pretty with a crow bar!!
Good god that man knows how to work a camera. It’s just unbelievable. The sexy looks he give the camera. He know our panties are melting. JAG, your videos are awesome. Cannes and Rome Rob are fucktastic! Just looking at the way he worked the camera at Cannes – all those photogs and he just posed away. Holy hell.
I’m just here to enjoy the pretty Ladies…I guess that’s why I lurked for so long. Wanting to comment on the videos is pretty much what pulled me out of my hole.*she said hole* If I find something worthy, I’ll contribute, but honestly you Ladies cover all the bases! Keep em’ cummin!
“*she said hole*”–*snickers* We may be a bunch of grown women but we sometimes act and think like a bunch of 12 yrs old. Or Beavis and Butthead. Whichever one.
…and I just HAVE to share this cuz it makes me giggle everytime my son makes me “Watch his Movie” …he’s actually gotten quite the big head about it..
I SWEAR I did not make him do this… he just started doing it on his own! (if you know my son, then you know that he is the most STUBBORN child ever
)
bahaha!!! i saw this before and totally cracked up! oh…kids…
my 3yo nephew knows Edward and Bella (can’t tell the diff between Edward and Rob yet…DUHHH haha) and one day after i had been talking about Jackson apparently, without being prompted he pointed to him and said “that’s Jackson!” i bout died <3 haha
Ahh!!! I had seen this before but it still TOO CUTE!!! You’re son is just adorable.
Emz- the fact that your 3 yr old nephew can name them is too funny and adorable and poor kid never had a chance lol.
LOL! That is so sweet! Both my boys will see me looking at pics *ahem* occasionally, and both will argue if it’s “The Vampire” or “Just Rob”. They always check his eyes to see whose right. I hope they forgive me when their older.
Too funny and too cute!!! X
That is so damn CUTE!!!!!
Gina – this vid never gets old to me!!! I watch it sometimes when I have a bad day and it always makes me laugh! <3
Gina, that video always makes me laugh, your son is so adorable!
That is absolutely adorable
…Ill be sure to pass your complimetns along to the star of the video… he never gets tired of hearing how cute he is
(my son that is…) *giggles*
my, my, my… the bump n grind video is a fave of mine. It defintley belongs in the top 6 category. It’s the one that brought me to your “can’t live without my daily fix” site. Think i’ll refresh my memory by looking at it again and again and again and……..
Ok, I don’t do videos personally but I have a couple friends on YouTube that do. Would it be alright to share those?
Well really it’s just one for now. I know a lot of you Ladies are CW&IA fans like me, and I love when someone gives a visual for a FF. Not all Rob (sorry) but there is enough of him in here to enjoy!
CUE: 1:56 …that is the only pic that is “Tattward”
It’s a good vid, with the plane crash, but I do wish there were more Tatty pics in thurrrr…
Thanks for sharing capri!!
I love that vid! Thanks Capri!
Luv it, just like I am luvin the story. Finally we got some tiny action in chappie 14!!!!!
I love that Tattward! I’m all caught up on the story and the lastest chapter was excellent! Debbo…it’s safe, it’s safe and the lemons are back. I can’t believe that guy! He’s so damn CUTE!!
That bump and grind all it makes me want to do is slap that AssCandy. And JAG, I can see why you’re famous for that all RomeRob video. If I hadn’t found this site through LTT/LTR I would have found you through that video.
And I totes love the Dad shirt video. He looks gorgeous but seems a little amazed as well. And, God, can’t believe I’m saying this *mutters to self* but as much as I love the Dad shirt and defend the shirt, I don’t exactly know what OCDR means *facepalm* I decided to stop be ashamed and ask because you ladies because I shouldn’t be ashamed….right???
Ok. I’m gonna go hide now *crawls back under the rock*
twi commentary rob: “I dont see nothin wrong…”
I also found JAG through another Robsite, I dont wanna say which one, cause I dont wanna be a bloghater… I dont know how I found that site… but it doesnt matter, cause it lead me home here to RAoR!!
Jenn, I’ve been lax. I’m sorry. OCDR started to defend ON shirt, cause it got called “craptastic”. IKR, WTF? OK enough with acronyms! OuiCannesDoRob (OCDR) is a collection of lovely Pattinangels (membership open to all, of course!) who come forward, at any time, to defend baby’s erratic choice of clothing. Most everything has been defended at some point. Birks, frankenpants, brown bubble jacket. Everything. (I’m a fan of all of those, btw.)
The only thing I personally cannot get behind (ahhhh, Rob behind me) is the green leather jacket. It reminds me of a douche going to a club in the Jersey Shore. I’m sorry, but it does. BTW, Rob? You are in no way a douche. You are the anti-douche. Just so we’re clear. Even in the green jacket.
OK. that is all. My work as communications director is done for the day! Where the eff is SNM, anyway? I miss her! We need madame president!
“One Pattinangel nation, under Rob (mmmmm, under Rob)…. Gah, we love your sexy hobolicious ass, Rob.” (OCDR motto)
I am definitely a proud member of the OCDR club!
“My mind’s tellin’ me no, but my body, my body is tellin’me yeeesss”
*RM drops to the floor and is down for the count….”
Hi MyRobbie!!! How are you? RL has been kickin me pretty hard the last couple of weeks and I miss hanging out at RAoR so much…lately, I barely have time to just check in…but my new year’s resolution is less work and more time with my PattinAngels!!!
Thanks for pimpin OCDR…I have been a very bad President lately but I promise to do better…honest!!!
*raising right hand*….”Rob, I love your hobolicious self – I swear!!”
Repeat after me ladies….”we are one nation, under Rob”. That is all….nuff said!
Hey SNM! No worries! I just missed you, is all. Sorry about RL. Will you have any time to perv over Christmas? Cause nothing says Christmas like some Robpervin at RAoR.
Hey! There’s the snow/dandruff! I thought it went away! Yay!
Anyway, can’t wait to catch up on OCDR bidness with you, sweets. Have a good rest of the week if I don’t “see” you on here again!
Surprise, surprise JAG my favorite is the Cannes one! Damn he looks hot. And just a point of clarification, I’m around a lot of dads, and not one of them wear a shirt like that, or looks like that. I refuse to call that ON shirt a dad shirt! It’s not, it’s a fuckhawt, take me on your yacht and fuck me silly shirt, that’s what it is!
Hear!! Hear!! I second that!!
I have to admit that I love JAG’s tag, “I Wanna Rip That Old Navy Craptastic Polo Off This Time For Different Reasons”. I think that she secretly loves that shirt. I mean, she did make a video of him standing and smiling in it.
Gawd!! Rome looks good on him.
This was my first vid, and it’s still my favourite. It’s RomeRob (he’s my personal favorite. Don’t think that’ll ever change). And the song just fit’s it. Damn.
Heidi! Great vid! I love Beyonce – Halo + RomeRob = gina DED!!
CUE.. 00:39… that is such a cute pic of Rob & Kristen… Spunk might be happy to hear that Im in queue for the Robsten train… I’ve just not bought my ticket yet… they are warming to me….
I’m a full blown Robsten fan. I love them both, and hope they love eachother. :p
RomeRob is never anything but WIN.
Woah! ♥LOVE♥ this one! RomeRob and I love Halo by Beyonce! But I need help now, first JAG and her RomeRob Personal Jesus and now this. I’m fricken’ done for. I won’t be able to function for the rest of the morning…*thud*
OMG!!! Heidi what a great video! I LOVE RomeRob and I love this song…. I’ve discovered so many great songs via Robsessed videos and RAoR…and this is one I’m definitely going to add to my iTunes library…
Heidi—great video & agree with you about Robsten—<3
Heidi – I love your vid…highly influenced by my Robsten love, too.
“I’m a full blown Robsten fan. I love them both, and hope they love each other. :p ”
I couldn’t agree with you more – I just can’t help feeling that way about them!
RomeRob….it just doesn’t get any sexier than that IMO. He just shouts SEX APPEAL.
When I saw Beyonce’s video for the first time, the first thing I thought of, was Rob. I think that it was the words that made it for me. Great video!!
Oh Heidi that vid was awesome! RomeRob is sooo F*ckHawt!
Heidi … the comment I had left you on YT still stands!!!
LOVE IT!!! I almost passed out looking at HHH that is RomeRob. 5* ++++ of course *wink*
<3
And this, this is my latest, and my second favourite. I haven’t had time to make vids since school started getting busy. But now it’s christmas time, and I have LOADS of hawt pics. Maybe I should do something about that..
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xak7kg_you-make-me-feel_shortfilms
I love that video Heidi, it’s one of my all time favorites!
Who sings this song?
I need to pimp this to, I love the song, it’s heartbreaking.
Heidi, what a beautiful vid and a beautiful song!!! Love it!! Gorgeous photos of Rob… LOVE it LOVE it!!!
Oh Heidi what an awesome video! HHH is definitely perfection personified!
Beautiful Heidi!!
Heidi, omg…… you used the most beautyful pics….. I can not save it as a favorite for some strange reason, but I will go to youtube and try again.
Hai JAG, everebody,
.. ) I haven’t been able to watch them all, but I certainly will.
Missed you…… I will not bore you with the details, but that damn back-lumbago-whatever was too painful to sit behind the computer.
Anyway…. it forced me to buy a better chair (I will send the bill for this investment to mr. Pattinson) and I discovered the Swopper Saddle (“You can google it”) You HAVE to try it…. I never thought sitting could be fun. I sat on it in the store. And seriously: didn’t wanna get off, no kidding.
So, in a couple of weeks I’ll be swopping…….. swopping and watching tellie, swopping and eating, swopping while on the telephone……….. well…. you name it and I’ll be swopping at the same time! (yes, If there was a mr. Vana I’d be swopping him too!)
But most of all: I’ll be swopping and Robsessing behind the computer….. can’t f**** wait!!!
Thanks for all your wonderful vids! Jeezzz…. I feel a retard, haven’t made a single one….. (uhm… but I can bake the best brownies and make a f*** good lasagna too……
Hope everyone is ok?!
(peeler: how’s Robchanic doing?….. did I miss new pics with longer hair? or maybe one of a crashed car?…)
Oh … so much of the diff. Rob pretties to look at *SIGH & SWOON* It’s a beautiful vid Heidi. And I love that song. <3
JAG! Your videos are superb and f*cking hot!! LOVE them so much! Especially RomeRob…. so gorgeous… your song choices are just GREAT …. Thanks for sharing these wonderful beautiful babies
It is so funny, odd, nice… whatever… because when I checked tonight’s post, I had just finished and published my 2nd vid! It is called “Robert Pattinson is Sexually Healing”…. and now I can pimp it proper!….I sure hope you and the PattinAngels / H00rs like it
Oh and thank you JAG, I used some of your Rob soundbites in my videos!
Here is my first one, “Robert Pattinson: Sexy Slow Hands”:
very “sexual” vid melbie!
Cue: 1:46 = ginaransom overheating…
that’s so good melbie!……….may have watched it more than once……..so many of my faves in there too………..*thud* XXX
Melbie- Just added those to my favorites, I loved them, not only great photo choices, but two of my favorite songs that are currently on my mp3 player! Those two, along with “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye and “I’m Your Man” by Leonard Cohen are probably the sexiest songs ever! *pant* Really terrific job!
Oh thank you gina, sue and Lynda! So glad you liked them
Great vids, Melbie!!
HEY, I LOVE “SEXUAL HEALING”. mmmmm Great video girl!
Lynda, “I’m Your man” was used in the movie “SECRETARY”. One of my favorite quirky dark comedies. Did you see it? It was perfect for that movie. lol
melbie—first video is great (lots of Rob-eyes, Rob-trails & Rob-beards)—2nd cockblocked thanks to ccopyright—<3
Melbie – Love the first vid, girl!!! Fanf*ckingtastic!!!! I wanted to lick my monitor several times while watching it!!!
F*ck Melbie!!You emailed me that first vid at like 4:30 this morning and it was waiting for me at 6 when I got up……what a great early XmAss present, thank you. Rob is definitely the cure for whatever ails you. You died me from 4:40-4:50 in that vid, I love to see him all laid out on the floor without his shirt on….F*ck, F*ck, F*ck!F*ck!!!
Fuckhawt, the close ups on all his body… died. And I’m still sick, can I get some of that sexual healing with the slow hands, please!
“Praise Jesus and Hallelujah” I’m healed!!!
:29 the Eyes
1:29 the lips
2:47 the stare
3:50 the body
OMFG!!! “Al, I’m gonna need some towels in aisle 9″
F*ck me upsidedown and sideways! Those videos are sooo HOT!
Oh thank you all so much – I’m so happy with glee (jumping up and down) that you enjoyed the sexual healing of ROB… for I really tried to bring out the sexy HOTness of this incredibly HOT and beautiful man… GAH!!! He is just INCREDIBLY sexy-hot – Mr. Sex on Legs… *THUD*
RobsessedMuch, I totally agree, nothing more f*cking hot than seeing Rob all stretched out on the floor like that, shirtless, with his f*cking hot happy trail driving us crazy with pure lust!!! Thank Jesus on a Bike that I found a really hi-res version of that fight scene pic and could ZOOM in on Rob’s f*cking hot beautiful body…. just blew me away too…
Christa64c, what a great review, that you needed some extra towels, LMAO!! Oh gosh I love that pic at 1:29 of Rob’s full sexy lips… just DIED me…
Christina4, hope you are feeling much better soon… and I’m so glad I could give you a bit of Rob’s “sexual healing” and “slow hands” to help out… LOL!
I love you all HARD!
Melbie … 1 word for both bids … YUMMY! <3
Oh JAG
RomeRob…..personal Jesus……..yes,yes,yes! X
PS…..somebody go get JAG and drag her ass in here……
GREAT VIDEOS JAG!!!!!!
JAG–except for #1 which is blocked these are great videos—RomeRob is one personal jesus you can see again & again, but the one that has my undivided attention today is ‘Ode to the Boy’—it’s as if she wrote that song with Rob in mind—(no copyright violation intended):
“When he moves I watch him from behind
He turns & laughter flickers in his eyes
Intent & direct when he speaks, I watch his lips
And when he drives I love to watch his hands
White & smooth, almost feminine
Almost American, I have to watch him
I watch his lips caress the glass
His fingers stroke its stem & pass
To lift a cigarette at last, he dries his eyes
From a shadow by the stairs
I watch as he weeps unaware
That I’m in awe at his despair
In his face age descends on youth, exaggeration on the truth
He caught me looking then but soon his eyes forgot
And everything he seems to do reflects just another shade of blue
I saw him searching into you & ached a while
Rob breathes in every line—at risk of turning the ladies off, the video is an epihany, a Rob-piphany that just leaves me drained but sad/happy—what a lovely Christmas present!—luvya—<3
YES to everything expatzgeil. Yes, yes, yes and yes! I love that vid.
“Ode to Boy” a hot video, a F*UCKHAWT song, but yes expat —infreakingcredible lyrics.
This:
“I watch his lips caress the glass
His fingers stroke its stem & pass
To lift a cigarette at last”
Gah! Sooooo hot!!
But this:
“I watch as he weeps unaware
That I’m in awe at his despair
In his face age descends on youth, exaggeration on the truth
He caught me looking then but soon his eyes forgot
And everything he seems to do reflects just another shade of blue
I saw him searching into you & ached a while…”
Soooo SAD!!!
Great job JAG!! And thanks expat, for bringing the lyrics to light. Wow. Just wow.
gg
JAG, I don’t have time to watch the viddies now but will be back later to salivate all over my laptop…Just wanted to say you’re not ghey for thinking of your videos as babies. I know exactly what you mean. I was such a p*ssy when I posted ch 16 of TWoW. I was so afraid to let it go…
Will return tonight after spending 8 torturous hours at my c*ckblocking place of employment! Can’t wait!
I know it’s not Twismut Sunday, but…
Yay!!! “Eighteen” just updated!!! Chappy 8 – “Building A Mystery”
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5459081/8
I am so fangirling all over the author, landdownunder (Em) at the moment. It’s kinda embarrassing. hehe *facepalm* <3 you Em!!!
But it's a great fic…I can really see it going somewhere and doing well. I am so intrigued by the story line. And I'm totes hanging for the next chappy *coughcough*LemonComingUp*coughcough*
It's also being beta'd by elusivetwilight (author of Incubus Anomoly & The Rain Season) and cereuleanblue…so it MUST be good, right?!?!
So, go read and review everyone!!! Review, review, review!!! The more reviews, the more lemons…errrrrr…chappys.
Personal Jesus is my all time favourite JAG jizzeo!!! And since watching it for the first time, I changed my phone ringtone to that fuckhawt song and have never looked back! (I did entertain the thought of NIN – Closer as my ringtone, but didn’t think my clients would appreciate “I wanna fuck you like an animal” blaring from my phone! LMAO)
I <3 you JAG and you're mad jizzeo and blogging skillz!!! You are fuckawesomesauce bb!!! *smooches*
amen leisha! Personal Jesus is my superfave too! …and now you’ve got my mind reeling in the thought of Peronal Jesus ringtone… it would work quite well since I have “Jesus on a donkey” as my wallpaper…
I never seem to get tired of watching Rob at Cannes, so that is my favorite video. Love the song choice.
Rome Rob IS my personal Jesus…
Thanks for all of your amazing video!!!
oh my gahd i really needed this today!! nothing like a massive dose of rome rob to set a gal straight in the morning (er, or to make her not give a damn about any of the ensuing fuckery that the workday will bring…) – thanks!!!
: )
JAG – Another Epic post! RobPorn + JAG = WIN!!! And yes, they are like your babies!!! You nuture them, watch them grow, get upset when they don’t feel right, etc! From one vidder to another, I empathize. Some of my first vids are actually laughable! It used to take me weeks, now I can do it in hours!!! Mostly because I have categorized my stash of RobPorn in a more effecient manner!!! LOL!! And I have a truly talented partner in crime, LRAD!!!!!!
In the spirit of giving I would like to share one of my early works with you. This back when I all I had was WMM. I have since evolved to better and more confusing software! LOL! <3 U JAG!
Oh my fucking GOD! I love that song, and in combination with Rob. Well, fuck me. *thud*
Oh I love this song!!!!! Put Rob with it and YUM!!!!
OK, I’m gonna pimp out some other favs of mine!
This one is the first one I was ever really proud of:
This one made my panties, wet, really wet. Done by one of my YT besties, Emi! Totes talented girl:
And for the honorable mention and f*ckhawt sounds, LRAD:
Oh, and of course, a Biel viddy! This song is the sh*z!!! And Rob is hawt in France! So, viens voir maman, petit singe sexy!
“Bad Things” is a great song, good video!
OhMyFuckingGuhhhh…. those soundbites and moans, Rob help me!
Oh Gaaawwd, peeler, those videos are sooo F*ckHawt!
Oh Peeler, where do I begin?…..You got mad skillz gurl. You even made me a little viddy. I puffy <3 you hard!!I would pimp out your "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover" video but my computer is acting up.(Stoopid puter!!) I love that song and that video.
"You ever close your eyes, you make believe you're holding the one you're dreaming of…."Uh, duh!!EVERY F*CKING DAY!!!
Thank you, I love you.
Oh Peeler, your vids are so f*cking fantastic!!!!! And Biel’s vids are always so superb! Thank you for sharing…. GAH!!
Oh Melbie-we both “Ohd” at the same time…..simultaneous Robgasms!!!
Peeler – I wanna be just like you when I grow up!
the bad bad thing vid…. i just dont have any words! the way all the pics bounce off the lightning, and it goes perfectly to the beat of the music!! You are a talented goddess!!!! GAH!!
heart you hard!!!!
Thanks everyone!!! “Bad Thing” was the second vid I made. It was really when I started getting the hang of vid making! Shortly after I upgraded to two different vid software programs and cried everyday as I attempted to re-educate myself! Frustration doesn’t even begin to describe it!!! I felt like I was back in college again but without the keggers or cute guys (except Rob)!
Well here is the one and only video I made. It’s very simple since I am not very techy what so ever. I just like the song and only think of RPattz when I hear it. Hope you like it.
“Boy, you have got to be the finest thing in history.” No Sh*z!!!! Couldn’t have picked a better song, Asiki!!! Love it!!!
Thanks peeler!!! I wish I would of spent more time on it and made it better. I only spent an hour on it and with my 3 year old climbing on my back the whole time so it was very rushed.
I would dine on him daily! Great song!
What a perfect song! I would definitely eat him up!
Great job asiki, and I love the reference to the “Dumpster Diving Team” LMAO!!! Rob is surely delish-ously – eatable / edible…!!!
GAH you used some of my deskRobs! I’m honoured! Wish I could make vids…
thnx for sharing <3
great vid asiki81!! I freakin love that song,
and yes, I’de suck and swallow that man whole!
@dreamysim1 – hee hee, as soon as I saw those pics, I was like… looks like the crafty work of our ds…
OMG I can’t wait to sit and watch all of these videos again! I’ve seen most, but, like with everything about my Robsession, I am terribly late to the party!
Didn’t see Bump n Grind until late (thanks for forcing/shaming me into it, Annie (I hope I’m remembering right!). Just say foof’s Pictures of You and it’s so weird – I was in my car listening to the Cure and that song came on and it spoke directly to my Robsession! Perfect!
And also – weird thing, JAG. Had a dream last night, sadly no schmexy. I’m beginning to think baby Jeezbus on a ferris wheel doesn’t like me. What have I done, baby Jeezbus? Anyway, Rob was being interviewed and I was watching it. Wasn’t even there in person, dammit! And they were asking him about RAoR, only they were talking about it like it was THE fansite. And he said, “Oh, yeah, they’re great. It’s fantastic. And JAG….” At that point I stopped listening and just said, “He said JAG’s name, how effin exciting is that?” OK. Why can’t I have a sex dream? Because I’m rooting for JAG’s name to be said by Rob. Not her real name, her internet name.
Also. Possibly related sites today? “Mommy guilt” Again – perfect! Alright, must stop ignoring kids. Going to come back later to watch more videos!
And I lost my video virginity to Personal Jesus. What a way to go, really. Thanks, JAG!
Merry Christmas girls, this is from the ROBsessed holiday contest. I’m sure it expresses all of our Christmas wishes!
Thanks unleishd for fanfic “Eighteen” shoutout – it’s great.
I LOVE THAT ONE…. it is by far my favorite!
All these videos and so little time to watch them. Must come back later!!!!!!
JAG, I remember all these videos, squeee! You took my Robideo virginity with Bump and Grind & I haven’t turned back since.
Time to pimp myself b/c I’m proud of my videos! Those bitches took a long time.
All Around the RobUploaded by MyHubbyisnoEdward. – Discover videos of people, family and friends.
Make photo slide shows at http://www.OneTrueMedia.com
Well, fuck, let’s try that again.
Make an on-line slideshow at http://www.OneTrueMedia.com
Ugh, this is pissing me off.
Make an on-line slide show at http://www.OneTrueMedia.com
Here’s the real link in case it doesn’t embed again. Bonus: Rob sings two songs in this video.
http://www.onetruemedia.com/shared?p=8f896fd91e9a3b54558644&skin_id=801
I love those videos Christina, especially that last one, I love listening to HHH’s beautiful voice!
Wonderful vids Christina! Especially the last one, “Rob in the City”…. beautiful!
love the vids babes! beautifull! <3
christina!
oh my Gawwwwwd! The scrumptious vid… Ive seen it before, but…. phhheewww… I think I need to go.. errr, ‘cool off’ in the bathroom now…
that was just 7 shades of F*ckhawt!!
*runs to bathroom*
Thanks ladies!
Without a doubt, the one I am most proud of is below, because they are all pics from when I had the very lucky chance to meet Rob in November. It’s a simple video.. nothing fancy.. but I love it. I know you never want to meet him JAG so I hope you don’t mind me pimping this one:
Photo and video editing at http://www.OneTrueMedia.com
If you want to read about it you can go here:
http://mydiscomrobulation.blogspot.com/2009/11/our-first-date.html
And there is a cheeky little pre-date post here:
http://mydiscomrobulation.blogspot.com/2009/11/we-have-date.html
If that isn’t enough Rob goodness.. you can check out these that I have done over thepast year:
And of course, the reason I do any of this!
http://www.onetruemedia.com/shared?p=95deef80e544c89c078cad&skin_id=1010
Enjoy ladies.. and thanks for sharing your creations as well!
Kelly
Crap I dont think the link went in:
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I hope this one works
I’m total fail today… here is the link
http://www.onetruemedia.com/shared?p=8ab3c551924d16bd0e5c7b&skin_id=1011
Kelly, I didnt know that was you, Ive seen you on here before but I saw your video on another site and your friends and the full story of your day at the Regis and Kelly show and how sweet he was to you and ignored Nick and said he had time for pictures Gah!…I love your video and I love the story behind it…
You are soooooooooo lucky.
Did he smell good? (I know Im a freak)
I’m goin down:
Thanks so much for your swet comments!
Did he smell good? well.. he didn’t smell bad.. I honestly don’t remember a cologne scent or anything, what I do remember vididly, was when he shook my hand his hand was soft, and he made eye contact the entire time when he spoke to us. Oh and when I reached up and touch his arm and squeezed it right above the elbow, I don’t care what he says, he works out.. the man had one firm bicep… and he is really a sweet natured person.
I don’t want to bore people.. I’ve had my 15 minutes.. thanks for asking though.. it’s given me an excuse to daydream about it today
GAH! thanks for sharing the bicep experience…God I will be thinking about that for days now. I dont know if I could have stopped there LOL, might have went straight for the ass candy.
Seriously tho am so happy you got to meet him, I really do love hearing about it. I however must continue to perve from afar I doubt he will be braving the wilds of Scotland anytime soon!
you have actually made my day, that made me so happy hearing that he was so sweet
OMG that was great. Lucky lady you are
OMG Kelly I am totally jealous of you, you are sooo lucky!
Kelly, thanks so very much for sharing your wonderful vids, and I saw another one by you about your “date” and meeting Rob and that one made me cry big crocodile tears it was so so sweet and Rob was so kind and darling to you! I’m so happy for you to have met him for “real” and sharing the experience…he really is such an adorable kind and wonderful person! Can you add a link to that wonderful vid that made several of us cry here at RAoR???
I also LOVE your “Make Me Smile” vid… just wonderful!!!
Melbietoast
Here you go, the other video was from my beautiful friend Suz. I can no say enough about this remarkable woman and I feel so fortunate that I had this opportunity and I was able to share it with her. Something only a few people know, that day November 19, 2009 was two months to the day that my mother passed away. At my mom’s wake a few days after she passed, I was walking next to my dad looking at flower arrangements that had been sent, before people started to arrive. My dad stopped pointing to one and said “Do you know who this is?” I looked down and the enormous and beautiful while arrangement and then to the card which held Suz’s name on it.
At that moment, when I was feeling so lost and alone, suddenly, seeing that card, I knew I wasn’t alone. She was someone I met, on line because of my infatuation with Rob, and because of him, I met her, and I now believe I have my own personal angel in her.
OK anyway.. here is her video, I’mglad you liked it and her arrangement touched your heart as she continues to touch my heart every day.
http://pattykakes4suz.blogspot.com/2009/11/my-moment-with-robert-pattinson.html
WOW Kelly!! How frickin’ awsome is that?! you lucky lil cougar you! I’m so jelous!! Sounds like Rob is exactly the way I expected, sweet as sugar ;o) what a tasty morsal! The pics you guyz got from the show are fabulous, his eyes really are blue huh?? I thought maybe hazzle, how lucky you were to look into them! Surely that memory will stay in your heart for eternity!
Congrats~Rachael
Kelly! Great story and a sweet video. Love the song choice babe!
“…you are mine at last…” sigh
Lucky you! thanks for sharing!
You all are so sweet.. if only I was able to get a picture of he and I together… Suz was the lucky one there! But that’s ok, I’ll get anither chance… I think I made an impression:)
Oh Kelly, thank you sooooo much for sending the link to Suz’ video when you two met Rob… I cried all over again it was so sweet and wonderful! And I was so moved by your story of finding such a wonderful friend because of your mutual love for Rob! You are two special ladies and I’m sure Rob realized that because he looks so HAPPY in the photos with you!! Thank you SO much for sharing — I’m still sniffling….
I have to tell you Kelly, I have met some wonderful friends via my love of Rob and Twilight and the internet… and one in particular I’ve grown to love as a very special friend.
I’ve been corresponding regularly for months with my dear friend Sarah Barry Williams of the UK, who wrote and sings the hit song “She Wants to Be Mrs. Robert Pattinson” (written for her 16 yr old daughter)..and other great Twilight related songs. We have shared so much of our lives with each other via email and she is the sweetest most wonderful friend. She’s having some real success with her songs (all available via iTunes and Amazon) and she’s used many of my enhanced photos of Rob (or those I took with my Nikon of my DVD of Twilight) in her videos.
If you haven’t heard her songs, please give her YT channel a listen!
Second version of “She Wants to Be Mrs. Robert Pattinson” :
“I Thought That I Saw You” video:
THANK YOU AGAIN KELLY! You and Suz are super wonderful!
OH I also am proud of this one.. cause it’s a friggen 5 minutes long sing… no easy task my friends!
Rob with Ozzy is a TOTAL WIN!
I agree Rob with Ozzy is definitely a TOTAL WIN!
Love this vid Kelly! Great photo and song selection and combination! A WIN!!!
Thank you JAG for the stroll down memory lane. It was your Personal Jesus that led me to RomeRob and he holds a very special place in my heart, for that I believe I may owe you my life. I truly believe that my Robsession has helped me reclaim my life, though some may say that my Robsession has claimed my life.Either way it is a win and I wouldn’t trade it for the world.When RAoR found me, I visited your video wall every day for probably a month. (if you ask Mr.Much-he would tell you it was an epic month)
Since then I have laid my eyes on some great video Robporn. All of you ladies put so much time and effort into your babies and it DOES NOT go unappreciated! One of these days I WILL learn how to do it and I will give it my all. Until then I will totally perv on your contributions to the worshiping of HHH.
<3 you all!!!
OMG ‘Personal Jesus’ was my first and I got sucked right in after that. I didnt realize that was yours JAG, awesome, I wish I had even a small percentage of your talent.
and after seeing Bump n Grind I decided I had to start commenting at RAoR I just loved your sense of humour and your pervy Pattinh00rs
I can pimp absolutely nothing, I took me 3 months to change my AVI never mind make a video.
Would that be weird if I made that my New Year’s Resolution.
‘This year I am going to learn how to become a Video Pimp and thus move on to the 5th stage of my Rob Addiction’
(I believe in setting clearly defined goals LOL)
so many talented ladies here, really amazing
Girl.. go to http://www.onetruemedia.com you will find beginners vid making bliss there!
thank you so much I will add it to favourites and give it a try. God knows Ive got enough Robporn saved to make a hundred videos. RL kickin my ass today gotta fly but thanks again!
Oh, JAG, these changing headers every day or so are going to be the death of me! One is just more scrumptious than the next. Today’s is f*ckhawt beyond all get out. GAH!!
<3 ya bunches for delivering the pretty each and every day!
*headers* pun intended?
