OMFG, like I even need to type anything here, as if you’re even reading this…blah blah blah jizz jizz jizz. Click and drool PattinAngels, click and drool! Oh yea and have your Hobos at the ready NOTE: warranties on the Cougar Cord Will not be Honoured today 
Top 5 Robert Pattinson Peekaboo Mantie Shots of 2009
Number 5
Must.ignore.craptastic.bedazzler.vest. Still hawt!
The rest of the MantieGoodies after I go down south…
Mantie + Happy trail always reminds me of this song…#perv
I know this is not a dining room conversation
And you don’t have to listen if you don’t have the time
But let me remind you in case you don’t already know
Dining out can happen down belowNow, what could be better than a home cooked meal
How you want to eat it depends on how you feel
You can eat all you want and you don’t get fat
Now where else can you go for a meal like that…
Number 4
Gah, I hate those pants! I love those pants!
Zooooooooooooooooooooom
Number 3
Button fly manties...f*ck me sideways and call me EASY!
Number 2
Sweet Jesus on a moped!
and the Number 1 Mantie shot of 2009 is…grab your Hobos ladies!
I.AM.DIED
...and puttin the nail in JAGs coffin with this one. RIP Bitch!
Honourable Mentions
Hee hee BISP! I wish WTM!
Drunken Manties for the mother f*cking win!
Dang who would of thunk it!!!!! Getting these images out of my head and trying to write them into words is harder then I thought.
I’m tryin though. Might take longer then I thought 
Asiki, what I did is just write everything down that came to my mind, stream of consciousness like. Don’t worry about editing yourself, just get it out. Once you do that, you’ll feel better and things will become clearer. Good luck!
oooohh that’s the way I like it too….KEROUAC wrote that way.
“stream of consciousness like”
It can be hard (thatswhatshesaid), but when the words start to flow it just feels so gooooooood. don’t give up!
gg
Treasure trails, and black pants and Manties . . . oooohhhhh my!!!! Manties = EPIC WIN any old time!!! Thanks, JAG!!!
And on a lighter note, the fact that he wears “Fruit of the Loom” DIES me. I fold that particular brand of underwear, in my house everyday full of men and boys, and now actually snicker, yes snicker, when I do!!!!! Even the laundry is effected by my Robsession.
1peeler, My little guys both wear FotL and I gets the giggles when folding them too!! Oh Rob, what have you done to me?!?
I hear ya Pleeler
Christ sake my typing today sucks:( Sorry Peeler
I dunno JAG – for the very first time ever, I may just have to disagree with you *ducks from flying pitchforks*
Photo number 3 DEFINITELY should have been number 1!! I know your gonna argue that you get a better view of the happy trail in number 1, but you need to look at number 3 again …the manties, with a hint of the happy trail, pair with the button flies that look so well used those buttons are barely hanging on – ADD to that the red puckerd lips *blacking out* …..
Trying to rank them was futile. I should have just listed them all as number 1 *snicker*
#3…Just wanna unbutton those jeans with my teeth! Rawrrrr
You had me at #3; that does it for me! wtf is he sucking on? fuck it; just wish his luscious lips were puckering up for me…
Love song choice JAG …<3
Definitely #3 button fly Manties.
I think I am starting to uhhh… rethink my uh position on… wait what was i saying? what day is it?! oh hell i can’t keep up a train of thought that doesn’t include his happy trail right now. fml.
: )
I’m supposed to be writing minutes of a meeting and preparing reports for the next one on Monday, but I have to keep stopping and coming back here to look at JAG’s Top 2 (plus the following one) because those pix of him putting his hoodie on whilst being utterly oblivious to what he’s got going on down below just bring on the Bambi legs and Niagara knicks all over again. Not sure who’s made more mess on my dining room chair cushion – the cat, or me (yeh, ok, I’ll admit it, it’s me, no fucking contest … at least the cat licks herself clean!!!)
I want to be a cat, I would never leave the house!
LMFAO IGD!!! Then you’d truly live up to your name!!!!!
Oh God, that just made me think of something – Rob is so huge {down there} and he’s so bendy, do you think he can …… arrgghh, stop me now !!!!
Fluff-he would have no need to. I’m sure that KStew takes care of all that lickin’ for him. And if she doesn’t #as#whatev then I think I know a few h00rs that would gladly “clean him up” real good!
I now you’re right RM, but I was just thinking of when he’s stuck in a hotel room on his own, with no KStew and no mates, cos he can’t leave his room or he’s on a shoot and … and …… and why the fuck am I still (a) thinking about this, and (b) actually commenting on it. I am such a frightful slapper! Will someone just tell me to shut the fuck up, please?!
fluffy….NEVER….you let er rip girl! TESTIFY to the fuckhawtness that is ROB!
F*cking epic post JAG! I heart you hard…
#3 owns me like, Huuuuuge time!! The way he is touching his lips… btw, wtf IS he doing? It kinda looks like hes eating sunflower seeds and has to spit out the shell… dont get me wrong, he looks hawt doing it, but I have this nagging feeling that I just HAVE to know what hes doing/eating. eaaaaating…..
*raises hand* Just call me a 24hr buffet, Rob.
“Sweet Jesus on a moped”
^LMFAO!
Spunk? melbie?
…do I even have to say it?!?
*stat*
I wanna know what he’s eating too b/c that pucker is just drawing me to him and Oh.My.Rob. that man owns me.
Poised for a v-lick?
Our only RobInSweatpants pictures and they cut it off before we can see if there is a BISP. NOT FAIR!
Makes me wanna photoshop Rob’s head on that Taylor BISP picture taken after he made out with Swifty on the set of that movie they did together.
For those of you who wanna know what a BISP is:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bisp
BISP.
“Look Mommy! I learned a new word today.”
I knew this blog was educational.
Going to the gym will never again be the same for me *Giggle*
YES! See…? RAoR IS educational!! I learn something new EVERY day here!
My goal is to use it in a sentence in RL by the end of the day! DH likes learning new things too…
Y’all can thank my husband. He makes BISP part of his daily conversations. He learns a lot from Jim Rome..
#3 #3 #3 did I say numba #3 ~ I lurv that pic ~ I printed it out and hid that one in my purse so I can sneak peeks when I’m not near a computer ~ that’s normal right.
(I’ve been having a “that’s normal” issue lately cuz my pervin’ has reached new heights)
not only is that normal, it’s a damn good idea.
*mimi wonders why she never thought of that*
That IS a damn good idea! You know when someone is talking to you and you’re bored out of your mind having to listen to them and all you hear is the teacher’s voice from Charlie Brown…Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah…just open your purse and take a peek at that yummy and you’re all good!
Ohhh Gawwwd, I don’t want to go to work! I’d rather stay here and play all day, but I do have some responsibilities, even though I’d rather pretend that I didn’t “Kid’s to feed? Bills to pay? I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about!”LOL, but seriously, there’s no escaping RL, so as much as I’d rather keep licking my screen, duty calls, so ciao for now my fellow PattinH00rs!
reminds me of a song…
“I don’t want to go to work. I just wanna bang on me Rob all day”
omg I havent heard that song in years and years…
Because of these oh so Hawt pics of Rob I can’t help but think of his Happy trail that leads to my salvation
Anyway all morning I can’t help but sing
HAPPY TRARILS TO YOU, HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU
I don’t know where I have heard it from but it does not want to leave my head and nor do I want it to!!!!!
JAG your a genius with your posts!!!!!!!
Trails, Not Trarils
asiki, “Happy Trails to You”… is a very old song sung by no other than Roy Rogers… the second line is “until we meet again…” LMAO – yeah, I’d like to meet Rob’s Happy Trail again and again…
AHHH Now I reamember. Thanxs it really has been on my mind all day. Oh Roberts Happy Trail, just luv it!!!!!!!
And again and again. That would be one vicious circle that I would never want to break.
hahhahhahhahhah Roy Rogers…… All I can think of is riding Rob and Roy Rogers singing that and bucking his bronco and the combination is just FUNNY!
Roy Rogers never rode trigger the way I want to ride ROB. LOL
And the lone ranger never did either…….HIGH O ROBBO…>>AWAY!!!!!!
hahhahahahhaha GOD…get the hook.
Debbo…you got me laughin’ til’ my face falls off!!!!
“hahahahahahahaha GOD…get the hook.”
(I think it took me like 5 mins. to get this typed.I’m cryin over here)
Hey Pattin Angels:
Here are the authentic lyrics to “Happy Trails to You”…. now I know one of you awesome Angels can cum up with better more descriptive words….
Lyrics to “Happy Trails” by Dale Evans Rogers
Happy trails to you, until we meet again.
Happy trails to you, keep smilin’ until then.
Who cares about the clouds when we’re together?
Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.
Happy trails to you, ’till we meet again.
Some trails are happy ones,
Others are blue.
It’s the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here’s a happy one for you.
Happy trails to you, until we meet again.
Happy trails to you, keep smilin’ until then.
Who cares about the clouds when we’re together?
Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.
Happy trails to you, ’till we meet again.
Of course the original lyric:
“It’s the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here’s a happy one for you.”
really doesn’t have to be changed much, does it????
JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ
This week at ROAR is sooo gonna get me fired from work! Holy Hell!
Me to Smitten, me to!
I actually have to talk myself in the morning saying “I will get work done before I check on RAoR…” of course I fail everyday!
JAG, I think we might need to start a support group of ” I lost my job because of my RAoR & Robsession”
cant ever go wrong with manties and the buttons!
mmmm buttons are one of the first thing I ever noticed about him…I can see why thats your thing
The song is perfect… what could be better than a home cooked meal….dining out down below
Yeah please I will take an order of that.
I think I love drunk rob manties the best. all though I wish he was commando in that photos, then we would have the most yummy hip porn and happy trail.
I missed out on yesterday’s fun but I have to thank all for the fucktastic XmASS carols! I actually snorted reading them!
I now have a crazy fan girl crush on all of you!
Please let those be amassed in a book with some pattinporn photos to go along.
life without pap pics of rob’s manties is like a hobo with no cougar cord – both leave me very sad, and extremely frustrated. lol viva la mantie pics!
OMFG!!! How can you put them in order?
But….if you MADE me choose, like actually forced me….then it would HAVE to be #3. It has everything, manties, happy trail, chest, lip porn, finger porn, Ray Bans, button fly, lil bit o’ scruff………total win!
I do LOVE #1 though, it has a special place in my diry fantasies…….er, I mean heart…..;)
Brilliant post today. I’ve just got in from the shittiest, crappiest, day at work and rushed straight to the computer and clicked on RAoR. I knew it would cheer me up!!!
Very happy now
XXX
Okay, even DIRTY fantasies. Told you today has been shit. X
well welcome home sweetie!
I love the banner pic. Only thing is that he looks ridiculously YOUNG in that shot, and then I feel like a demented pedophile. I mean I know he’s legal, but still he looks like one of my nephew’s friends and that’s plain weird!
I gotta get over myself!
age is a state of mind Mimi…Im feeling about 23 these days
Haha IGD. Mostly I’m about 21 or 22. Even B.R. (before Rob). But hell if he doesn’t look about 16 or 17 in that banner pic.
Aw, what the hell!
its all good girl, even though things are all starting to go south on me I can offer him experience and and an insane amount of enthusiasm
experience and enthusiasm are the cornerstones of any good pervy relationship.
BTW, you got any idea where one might purchase an industrial strength bra? I mean the girls are still original, but they don’t exactly stay where I put them, ya know?
That’s what I think too every time I look at that picture. He looks sooo young. And like he’s just stretching his arms and has no idea what’s about to happen to him,
“Hey, Scilla, what are you doing down there?”
“Nothing Robbie. Just keep stretching.”
Think of it this way, mimi… Rob doesn’t look too young he just looks REALLY relaxed! Like took a half a valium relaxed…or is completed sated relaxed… beeeeeeeeeep!! Damn I wish I’d been at that photoshoot…
hmm. I’ll go with relaxed. Though if I were anywhere near that, I’d be anything but relaxed.
I’d be one horny toad ready to explode.
yup. and I’ll take scilla’s advice: “Nothing Robbie. Just keep stretching.”
stretching INDEED!
Jesus on a Moped! That lightning strike is imminent JAG hope you got everything backed up.
Number 5 is just absolutely killing me, KILLING ME!
OMG the filth that is inside my head right now.
I had no idea I could go to this level of kinky.
Imagination is all Ive got left cos the Rob drought really sucks.
sorry that should be number 1 forgot you were counting down, ive always hated the pose theyve got him in in the one with the jean vest…at least you can see the manties and the happy trail but the pose reminds me of the Fonz
yes it does remind me of the fonz!! too bad the fonz always had his shirt on.
I’m just thinking. You know how some places have the food-technology to put a photo of someone on a cake?
You see where I am going, right?
I wonder exactly HOW pissed Mr. Mimi would be if I got a cake for Christmas with Rob’s picture on it.
“But honey, it’s Christmas! I just wanted to…”
“Look! It’s festive. JAG made these for us and…”
*sobbing now* “But it’s the only way I’ll get to eat Rob!”
haha mimi !!!
Well, if your gonna eat him, you may as well put this pic on the cake…..
Enjoy….
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=robummmmm.jpg
XXX
oh yeah romany!! THAT’s my Christmas fantasy picture fo sho!
SCHWIINNGGG!
It’s just that, with THAT picture, I’d have to zoooooommmm in nice and tight, and then I can explain how it’s abstract art and that I am expanding the culture in my family as my gift to them.
The cake is, of course, for me.
OK, RL has crashed my party hard today!!!! Mr. Peeler came home from work with a broken foot!!! I think it is just a clever ploy on his end to avoid Christmas shopping with me tomorrow!!! Anywhoo, I will be taking him for an MRI shortly and just wanted to hollar at all my lovelies!!!! I will miss you all today!!!
And Rob, you KNOW, I miss you . . . HARD!!!! *kisses*
aww peeler im so sorry. please know that mr. peeler has my thoughts and prayers, as do you.
i think you may really need that wrapping fairy now.
Yes, Mimi! And could you also send the Martini fairy with her? Cause I’m gonna need a big ol’drink after today’s adventure!!!!!! Gotta run, but will check in with all you Angels tonite! “Laters, Babes”!!!
DONE!
You know you’re a devoted Pattinangel when you’re upset that your husbands broken foot is interrupting your ROARtime! LMAO!
Just teasing! Really, sorry Mr. Peeler, hope you get lots of good pain meds.
(soyoucanpassoutsoMrs.PeelercanhangoutatROAR)
My sweet Peeler…thanks for the text!
I asked Peeler via text if she was making that man chase her around the house again (and that’s how he broke his foot)?
And she replied…No…he was rollerskating with Jesus when it happened!! LMFAO!! I <3 you hard girlie and tell Mr. Peeler I hope he feels better, take all his meds, and to stay off the skates! Hope to hear from you soon hunny! xoxoxo
Oh hunny I am so sorry for the both of you. Pull the doctor aside and tell him you need extra strength meds for Mr. Peeler, make him take them before you leave the hospital, then take him home and tuck him in nice and cozy like. And voila-you are back in MantieLand.As for the rollerskating with Jesus….at least it wasn’t on the stripper pole with Rob!!
Love you.Miss you.
That sucks! Hope Mr Peeler’s okay soon. X
Awww. poor Mr Peeler, and poor you Peeler, there is nothing and I repeat nothing worse than a sick or injured man in the house…bet this seriously fucks up your plans to come over here to my place LOL
Ok, just got home! Jeesh! What a clusterF*ck of a day! Thank you everyone for your well wishes. Really appreciate it! <3 U Will catch up after the kiddos are in bed. And doctor told Mr.P he needs to stop the rollerboogie for awhile!!! LOL!!!!
ahhhhhhh 1peeler……that’s too bad about your husband’s foot.
I guess that means you’ll have to be on top for a while. LOL I’m sorry….that was out of line, but I couldn’t resist.
Here’s hoping he recovers quickly….
Hope your hubby’s foot heals soon, and you’ll have to keep him off those roller skates!
I love this post JAG. There is nothing that interests me more than Rob’s Happy Trail, and his manties come in a close second of course because they connect to his Happy Trail.
We have no actual photos of his Holy Peen – but that photo of Rob arriving in Japan is pretty damn good evidence that the man is hung and packaging a real woman-PattinH00r-pleaser. GAH!
I love all your manties/happy trail pics, but I think my fav is #2…OMG there is something so very sexy hot about that photo! Rob’s flat strong stomach sporting that hot furry happy trail down to the manties and the buttonfly jeans… Jesus H Christ!!! KILL me NOW!
Of course being the mad photoshopper and Rosessed H00r that I am…I had to enhance that photo lickedy fuckidty split for me and the PattinH00rs… with a close up crop of the manties/happy trail…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4174077913/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4174077797/sizes/o/in/photostream/
THUD —–>
mmmmmmmmm………thud………….X
click/save/perv complete.
X
HOLY SHIT Melbie I think my computer just melted when I clicked on that closeup of the manties and peek-a-boo happy trail. Just Kill Me Now!
melbie…………any chance you could do something similar with that ‘arriving in Japan’ one………..just how close could you get with that I wonder? I’m already drooling! XX
Ooooh, Romanysue you must be reading my pervy mind ~ I was thinking the same thing!
RomanySue and drizl, well it depends upon the quality (resolution) of the original photo and the arrival in Japan of Rob and his Holy Peen photo isn’t very good quality for cropping up close, but I’ll see what I can do….
Oh melbie. *thud*
That close up is SO NSFW. I shouldn’t had clicked on it but I couldn’t help myself.
RomanySue and drizl, okay here it is… not very good quality but whatever! (maybe I should change my flickr account rating from “G” to “M” now????)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4175015224/sizes/o/
OH! OH! OH! Aaaaand, I’m out! *faints*
drizl: I think we’ve all bonded so much via all the pervin’ here at RAoR, that we can read each others minds now!
melbie: Thank you soooooo much honey. I MAY have to examine it closely for several hours, just to check the quality of the pic you understand………..and, yep, you really need to consider changing that rating – we’re getting worse and worse! MWAH. XXX
I lurve you Melbie!
OMFG ~ Melbie I bow down to your greatness. I think I spontaneously combusted…
romanysue,
“I think we’ve all bonded so much via all the pervin’ here at RAoR, that we can read each others minds now!”
You are exactly right romanysue! I mean, what PattinH00r/Slut in her right mind wouldn’t want to see a closeup of Rob’s Holy Peen / Woodie sequestered tightly in his black jeans?
Melbie, I love you! Happy trail = Mrs A’s happy place. And why do I keep singing “Big in Japan” again????
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO BIG….I’ve never seen that one so big. That is one of my favorite mantie shots of Rob. OHHHHHH GOD THE HAPPY TRAIL is such a lovely lovely lovey thing. Oh to run my fingers down that fur…..oh jeesh you all are SERIOUSLY KILLING ME>
Woodie in a hoodie.
Just what I needed to keep me warm today as I dig out from underneath a 14′ snowfall.
#1, 2 & 3…. Agghh, I don’t have the words to express what I feel when I see those pics!! Is it warm in here? I need to take off a few layers.
Suffice to say I totally agree with the order and THANK-YOU JAG!!!!
This is my second favorite of Rob’s manties that JAG posted – #3, OMG I love Rob in those low hanging buttonfly jeans! (I did another close-up crop to the most sexy area – mmmmmmmm)
(Notice the manties are “Fruit of the Loom”… some mighty fine fruit under there… *poof*)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4174877024/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4174877018/sizes/o/in/photostream/
OMG Melbie ~ I <3 YOU…I believe I will be printing that pic to stash in my purse along with the original picture. Holy Hawtness!!
I love this pic and I love it a whole lot more cropped so close…X
If it gets any bigger I’m not sure I can “handle” it…..that’s what SHE said.
MMMM MMMM GOOD. Good to the last drop. LOL
I just found out that Eclipse is going to be in IMAX. That is some all new level Big Screen Rob. I’m therefore styling myself a born again BSRV…
Leg Hitch on the big screen… it’s going to be like virtual reality. HELP!!
If there’s ANY way in hell for me to get ANY kind of my virginity back, I’m taking it! So…YAY IMAX!!
Fantastic idea! Born again! How many virginities is one allowed in a lifetime? How far can he/we push this? Oooohhh – they need to bring back the drive in. IMAX will do for now!
Will that mean a giant 3D Robnananutmuffin??? *thud!*
Oh my God….IMAX Rob. Can you imagine that peen japan picture on film in IMAX? SUPER PEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey my sweet PattinH00rs! I just enhanced the Stoli tshirt pic of Rob at LAX and cropped close to the manties peaking over the buttonfly jeans… JAG has got me on a Rob-Manties-Craze today…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4174278625/sizes/o/
GAWD I love Rob’s shoulders and chest in this one….
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4174278621/sizes/o/in/photostream/
Melbie, I’m feeling a little lightheaded now. I need to print that out and go to bed… Thank you!
I bet I’m not the only one who wanted to stick their tongue in that round hole on the Stoli shirt.
fuck the muffin is hidden by the plastic xray machine try…nice one tho
I’ll take the mouth PLEASE. That man is so fucking erotic…..whew.
My reasons for choosing #2 instead of the others:
-the obvious, the manties
-the happy trail
-the ray bans
-the hair
-no belt
and the top reasons, the views of the
-the AssCandy and the
-the RobnanaNut Muffin
Now that melbie killed me with that zoom in of the pic ^^check above, I’ll need some time to recover.
Hi Angels!
The Workshop A Tale of Edible Delights has updated! dani says to have a shamwow and a baseball bat handy. I am scared. *Spunk cries at thought of what might happen this chap*
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/Tatu_chappy_2.jpg
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5384904/21/
And I am posting this pic just because I like it! haha It’s dani’s banner.
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/bsbansweetedward.jpg
*SPOILER ALERT*
Dani’s A/N are 100% accurate. Be prepared for some heavy duty shizz!
I read up thru the 4th of July. Loved Hawaii. I dunno though, it looks like there’s gonna be a custody battle and I really hate stuff like that. Can’t take bad stuff where kids are involved.
MoTU is next. Got my sweet happy horny Edward fix with Library Rendezvous. Ready for some Darkward now.
I’m reading that one NEXT SpunkMe. Thanks babe. I’m reading “I GET OFF” right now and it’s lemony delicious. Such nice lemons and crushed ice and mmm mmmmm mmmmm I love it when that “Edward” in that story talks dirty having sex. AUDIO QUEEEN. GAH.
Have any of you ever seen this pic before? (no me…) Would be heaven to be snuggled up against Rob’s body like that… Kristen is one lucky lady! (le sigh)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4175237780/sizes/o/
Notice how tall Rob is….
THUD
Unfortunately, it’s a manip.
But damn, it looks like it truly would be pure heaven to be in his arms!
Yeah, as LRAD said, it’s def a manip. Some time ago I read the full article of how it was done, can’t rmember which magazine it was now tho’. pretty clever though. X
melbie…OH NICE CROPPING girlfriend. A nice new addition to my “Rob thighs” folder. LOL I now have a folder for each special body part of interest to my nether regions. Depends on the mood, ya know? hahahhahahahha.
OOPS, the above comment I posted should have been down below after the NEXT picture. sigh
*sputtering like Bella in the hospital*
Just stick a fork in me, I’m done!
LMAO
My turkey thermometer popped out for Rob LONG AGO…..hahahhahahaahah
I just love this pic of Rob on the set of Remember Me (I cropped/painted out the blonde costar)… Gawd look at that body… long, lean and sexy as hell in those jeans…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4175275382/sizes/o/
Gah! love that one Melbie,, Laughin to myself as im zoomin in on that ‘Creep’ by Radiohead came on my Ipod LOL
Im a creep, Im a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?
LMAO You know when you scroll over a pic and it shows you a preview with auto generated words that you “might be interested in”. Today’s words… mopeds, cupcakes, chair cushion… hmmm.
P.S. I love it here
Ahhhahahaha!! That’s funny as hell deb! Yes, definitely love it here too! Look at thos arms…oh, I LOVE his arms!!
I especially enjoyed how large it was(thatiswhatshesaid). So that I had to scroll down the page…very…very….slowly!Thank you for that Melbie.
LRAD,
YES!!! God Almighty on the Radio, I love Rob’s shoulders and arms in this pic!
Deb, that is so funny! “cupcakes” isn’t far off from “NUTMUFFIN” LOL!!
Oh I love it here too….
IGD, you are not a weirdo… you’re just a PattinSlut/H00r…nothin’ wrong with that!
Melbie…oh yes hunny…I’m an arm woman, and GAWD I love his arms soooooo much! I don’t like the big, huge muscular arms where you can see the veins popping out! I find that very unattractive! But Rob’s arms are just right! I like them to just have that little bit of a curve in them…just where you can barely see the cut in them…damn he’s perfect!
OOPS I posted in the wrong place again. argh This should have been below. sigh. He gets me all ….sigh.
Rob’s got me all fucked up….it’s too much…I can’t seem to post in the right place. Disregard above comment. lol
the last one… my tattward…heaven…manties…incoherent…that’s all
<3
This one is not a high quality pic to begin with, but GAWD I love the way Rob’s sitting on that bench, with his hand in his hair, the Raybans and looking to sinfully sexy in those jeans…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4175321040/sizes/m/
mmm.
and that boy is packing some HEAT baby!
I swear Rob packs the most impressive heat I’ve ever seen thru clothes.
More heat
http://twitpic.com/sy109
*slides off chair again DED*
OMR mrsaubergine…I just D.I.E.D. and went to PattinPerv heaven!! Oh wait…”excuse me Mr. Elevator Man? Did we go up..or down?” LOL!
mrsaubergine, Do you have a big copy of your avi pic? Because I lurve it and need it and want it. Piano playing Rob is one of my 4 most favourite musician Rob’s. You can tweet it to me if you want to!
Oh and commando boy should be told that killing off the female population will seriously effect future box office (double entendre implied!).
Here it is, Deb (also tweeted it to you) and for anyone else wanting sweet piano Rob:
http://twitpic.com/szobh
one of my all time favorite Rob “BONER” pictures. I have that framed on my wall. LOL NOT. But hey….it’s a great boner pic.
woof
Pretty sure you’re out to kill us with this, just sayin’
Another sexy pic of Rob in jeans on the set of Remember Me… Never seen anyone who looks as hot as Rob does in jeans… with those long legs… (le sigh again….)
(notice how cutely adorkbably twisted his legs are….)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4175359470/sizes/o/
Of course here’s the close-crop to the nutmuffin to die for…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4174599931/sizes/o/
GAH! sexy as hell melbie!
love me some tight ass jeans on a fine lean piece of that!
also, love how he inconspicuously balances the sex on a stick thing with the confuckulated foot thing.
he just makes me drool
He’s just so gorgeous……………..X
Melbie, stop it…my heart can’t take any more….
17 degrees outside with the wind chill but thanks to Jag I’m staying nice and hot with this post. #3 is my fav. There’s something about just getting a peek at the manties that does it for me. Bless that little breeze that was blowing just when that picture was snapped.
Tamalady, you’re having a heatwave! It’s -2 degrees here!
We hit 90 in florida today. LOL But then you know I’m always hot for Rob.
I agree with the order, JAG! I also agree with the fact that they’re all good, tho. I’m having trouble being coherent at all at this point, really.
There’s something about the hoodie sweatshirt in #1. I love the color. I love the hipporn (are there two p’s?). I love the handporn. It’s all there.
I’m coming out strong against the bedazzled fonzi pic. Sorry. I think red lumberjack plaid on shag rug mantie is my #5. I love all these banners, btw. So purty.
I love coming here and reading all the Pattinangels’ comments. Good luck at the hospital, peeler! Hope he isn’t too much of a pain in the a while recuperating! (That’s what I’d be thinking about my dh, in any case.) Sooo glad you’re doing better, LRAD! That was some scary shizz!
Did someone once mention it looks like he’s eating cherries in picture #3? I’m going to think on that for a while. That and then Smitten’s waking-up-in-the-Stoli-and-then-getting-banged-in-the-kitchen scenario. Wonderful.
Have I mentioned that I lurve countdowns and lists, JAG? I totes do! Reason to love RobDroughtember. That and the fact that I really do think he needs to rest after all that Robvember press. Happy Rob = Happy Pattinangels.
Kisses everyone!
Oh, and mimi? I’m still totes excited about Remember Me in NYC in March! Are we still on? I told my husband and a friend about some ideas I had to get into the premiere and they told me I’d lost it. They were pretty bad ideas, in fairness to them. Oh, and my sister. She said I was insane too. I’ll tell you the bad ideas some time, if you want. They’re pretty ridic. It’s nice to think about tho.
OK. So, meeting Rob at RM premiere, then him eating cherries, then waking-up-in-Stoli. I’ve got a lot on my plate tonight!
MyRobbie…did you see the Rob pretties that I posted last night? I thought about you when I did one of them. It’s your fave pic and I added some pretty stars around his head (looks like a Jesus crown) and around his other head too!
Oh and thank you! I just reread your post above! That was scary! I wouldn’t wish that shiz on my very worst enemy!!
srl…didn’t you say earlier that you’d like to see “BedazzledRob?” LOL!!
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/bedazzledRob.jpg
Oh I love that, especially the big red heart of love on his nutmuffin…
Thank you melbie! I HAD to show some love to the nutmuffin, since it occasionally (see mrsaubergine’s twitpic above) “shows us” so much love!
LRAD, you so properly showed appreciation for Rob’s Holly Peen, which we love so much (especially when it/he shows us some love.
VANA!!!!! Where’s my Vana today??
LuvnRobALLday,
I’m not vana, but *I’M* here girl.
Wow, you guys shared some hot pictures today. WOOF. sigh…. Can never get enough Rob. He brightens my day up something FIERCE! How ya doin girl? I stayed up way too long reading fan fics again…. I’m reading “I GET OFF” now. mmm mmmm mmmm mighty tasty. You must read.
I’m here I’m here sweet LuvnRobALLdaybutwhothehelltookvanaaway!!
So sweet of you!
But my day sucked. I told you about that strange sudden feeling in my back and afterwards not being able to bend…. Yesterday is happened again while I was at a train station…. (…uhm…I was not planning to bend at a train station, no no… I’m a decent girl…) Anyway, seceond time now in one month, and never had it before..! Seeing a doctor tomorrow. The medicine is working now, but it still sucks. So I was cranky the whole day, and you don’t want cranky Vana commenting here, lemme tell you that! I cried my eyes out today watching a commercial about a divorce broker-agent whatever…one you can turn to to get your life on track after a divorce. And I’ve never even been maried!!! So that’s the mood I’m in…
So I just silently/sneaky read some posts, picking them out randomly (like picking in my food when I’m not hungry or when I have a terrible dinner date, and then just eating one pea) while drowning in selfpitty. Bleeehhh, I’m a bore today.
But you!! How are YOU feeling? Did you beat that flu completely? Reading some of your posts….. I think so!!!?
Thanks for this post, cheered me up a bit! XXX
I’ll be back in a better mood girls, now have fun and Be.Have.!!!
Oh I forgot something:
In the meantime, did I miss a second vid from LRAD Studios co-produced with peeler?…
And what about the co-production “Pattinh00rs on crack, part one: How to crash a car to catch a Robchanic?” Any progress?
My sister debbo! How are you love? I actually went to bed a little early last night, so I wasn’t here to late night perv with you! I’ll probably be turning in tonight kinda early too. I have to put up with the c*cksmoker of all assholes tomorrow! Oh what fun it will be…I wish someone would stick a monster size Hobo up his…oh…sorry…I wouldn’t wish that on something as wonderful as the hobo! A size 6 1/2 Nike is another story though! LOL!
Vana my sweet…I’m so sorry you’re back is bothering you again! I know I’m usually the same way when I’m injured or sick…I get emotional easily too. I’m fine hunny, but you take good care of yourself and I hope you feel better soon. Please let me know what the doctor says tomorrow. Get some rest and I <3 you! *BIG HUGS*
OH! And no…you haven't missed any new vids…they're not out quite yet. Peeler and I have a new name for our productions…"Belly Productions"…it's both of our real names put together. She came up with it and it couldn't have been better! You'll see our new babies soon enough! (promise) <3
Vana, I sure hope your back is soon feeling better and you are up to 100% Rob-perving mode…. Get some good rest and relax.
LRAD, Melbie, thanks so much!
LRAD, the doc told me it’s an acute form of lumbago. Nothing you can do about it. I have to sport more to strengthen my back and sit on a solid chair when I’m behind the computer for a long time.
Yeah right…..
…. sport more? Where the hell do I find the time to sport more when I have an obsession that forces me to be behind the computer 18 hours a day? Now tell me that doc!
And let’see; 18 hours a day on a soft comfy chair that’s not supporting my back at all…. Ok, ok, I’ll buy a new chair. Just saw a perfect one online.
Dear mr. Pattinson, can I claim the costs for this investment? (320,00 Euro’s – aprox. 293 British Pounds). Where can I send the bill?
Anyway, the pain is fading away, I’m ok, just have to take the medicine and be carefull when I bend. (Well, there’s nobody else here, so why bend?…)
LRAD!! Nice name, Smelly Productions. I mean Belly Productions! Now I’m wondering what your real names are…
Bella and Kelly
Bee and Elly
Belinda and Lynda
Betty and Ellynda
Belicious and Lysa
Beyonce and Ellyse
Or maybe an old Indian name?….
BELoved One With Golden Heart and LYrical Vidmaker With Sexboots.
As much as i love the manties, i am not opposed to commando Rob…just sayin
Yeah but if Rob went commando in that picture of him with “wood” in Japan, he might have taken someone’s EYE OUT. LOL
All of these mantie pictures of Rob and the picture of Rob arriving in Japan…..hmmmmm I think I’m going to have sausage pasta for dinner. LOL I’m not going to slice the sausage this time however. LOL