OMFG, like I even need to type anything here, as if you’re even reading this…blah blah blah jizz jizz jizz. Click and drool PattinAngels, click and drool! Oh yea and have your Hobos at the ready NOTE: warranties on the Cougar Cord Will not be Honoured today 
Top 5 Robert Pattinson Peekaboo Mantie Shots of 2009
Number 5
Must.ignore.craptastic.bedazzler.vest. Still hawt!
The rest of the MantieGoodies after I go down south…
Mantie + Happy trail always reminds me of this song…#perv
I know this is not a dining room conversation
And you don’t have to listen if you don’t have the time
But let me remind you in case you don’t already know
Dining out can happen down belowNow, what could be better than a home cooked meal
How you want to eat it depends on how you feel
You can eat all you want and you don’t get fat
Now where else can you go for a meal like that…
Number 4
Gah, I hate those pants! I love those pants!
Zooooooooooooooooooooom
Number 3
Button fly manties...f*ck me sideways and call me EASY!
Number 2
Sweet Jesus on a moped!
and the Number 1 Mantie shot of 2009 is…grab your Hobos ladies!
I.AM.DIED
...and puttin the nail in JAGs coffin with this one. RIP Bitch!
Honourable Mentions
Hee hee BISP! I wish WTM!
Drunken Manties for the mother f*cking win!
mmmmmmmmm drunken manties
*droooooooooooool*
LMAO LOOOOVE the tags, and I DO read every word, JAG… I may not always have time to comment (well, I *have* time, just not always time when the DH is looking over my shoulder lol) but I do read it all, right down to the tags…
btw, song name/artist puhleeze… smexy stuff
We need a manties-on-sloopy’s-floor pic… GAH! *POOF*
Wow, Tybert sure gave us a LOT of the Mantie-Mojo, lol
Yes the tags, especially “dining out can happen down below” Gah!!
@Sloopy – Song is called “Where Life Begins” by Madonna.
Thankyouverymuch VCL
I thought it sounded like Madonna… thanks again 
*off to download lol*
Sloopy, Tybert definitely gave us a LOT of the Mantie-Mojo! Oh Gawd, I can’t wait for Remember Me!
Thanks I forgot to add the song title. Very smexy!
Number 1 and number 2 OWN my motherfucking add!!! Sweet Jesus on a moped is right JAG. And drunk manties..*whimpers* I just wanna take down that hoodie and brush his back and then grab him by the leather jacket and drag him off to the nearest dumpster and have my wicked way with him and then take him on home to nurse that hangover.
Yes, I can even accept the bedazzled vest… cuz it doesn’t matter, it’s all comin’ off in a damn hurry anyway
the bedazzled vest is just collateral damage lol
LMFAO @jenn, “the bedazzle vest is just collateral damage”!
fluffyliz,
NAH, the thighs are just the BONUS prize with the “SAUSAGE OF *LOVE*”. LOL I did the japanese bow….didn’t you see? hehehehheheheh But what can I say…the thighs are just a lovely lick on the way to THE PROMISED LAND!!!
OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ROB ROB ROB…..Lord have mercy, does sushi get you THAT excited?
ixnay on above ostpay
JAG, you have fantasic taste!
#1 Manties and Drunken Manties are two of my ALL TIME FAVS. Is it hot in here???
*drawing hobo out of hip holster*I must be dreaming…there are manties everywhere!! I wish I could narrow down my fave but they are all f*ckhawt. I think #3 and of course #1.
No honey. You’re not dreaming. Those ARE manites you’re seeing. I need my hobo. ‘cuse me.
RobsessedMuch…I FOUND THE PICTURES YOU WANTED of Rob in the white thermal shirt.
http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=314
Debbo-thank you so much for that. There is something about that shirt…..it doesn’t hurt that there is the slightest hint of nips on those fabulous pecs.
Are you sure Jenn…no dreaming? Well, I must be in Durty Girl Land. I ‘m with you on that whole bedazzled vest….I look at that pic and think “vest? What vest?” I mean srsly…did you get a look at those tightass pants?
HANDS +
NEKKID CHEST +
FABULOUSLY SHOWCASED ROBNANANUTMUFFIN=DED ROBSESSED MUCH
Putting them in order 1-5 was a exercise in futility. I should have just numbered them 1,1,1,1,1. heehee
Debbo, thanks for those pics, that thermal shirt is just…GAH!
RM, I agree with you about that vest, who f*cking cares about it?!! It’s not like your eyes are drawn to it anyway, not with such a droolworthy happytrail, yummy peek-a-boo manties, and an extra large serving of the Robnana-nut-muffin!
JAG,
Why bother numbering them at all? They all end up at 7,7,7,7,7,7,7,SEVEN…(7)
LMAO!!!! Hell to the ya KittTatt, I like your thinking
Ok after reading KittTatt’s post, I just couldn’t resist posting this:
ROFLMAO, SPL… I LOVE Friends, one of the greatest shows EVAH!!! They had just brilliant writing
SRL, I have thought of this clip many times while on ROAR! LMFAO & YES, YES, YES!!!!
a little bit longer version of the above scene, lol…
777777777777 LOTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO manties but the Pants Heard ‘Round The World… someone check this man for a concealed weapon *sloopy raises hand*
http://twitpic.com/su3ql
uploaded by our own VCL
(thanks, girl… I’m going to go DIE now)
I will gladly check the man. It will be a complete professional *snickers snort* yea right….
OH MY….works for me. ROB with WOOD in Japan……..debbo bows…..welcome to Japan. Debbo bows….welcome to my bedroom. Debbo bows…..welcome to my…..P U S S Y……..MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
As Louis Armstrong once sang…..”ALL THAT MEAT and *NO* potatoes”. LOL
I f*cking love this picture but I have to thank Annie for this glorious shot cuz she’s the one who originally posted it. I don’t know how we missed it the first time around but clearly Robvember was so overwhelming we did.
And check out his gorgeous thighs in that picture. WOOF. YEAH, those pants are a WIN! Please wear them more often Rob honey.
I wuv his wittle pigeon toed feet. SO CUTE. He’s so fucking adorkable/handsome/erotic/sensual/manly and downright FUCKABLE. sigh
OMG I want that blown up very large LoL
damn that man’s got some sized peen. i wonder if he was sleeping on the plane cuz it looks like mornin wood.
There really IS a Santa!! All those letters, emails and phone calls finally paid off!
And Sloopy, I will sex you nine ways to Sunday for posting that here. I worship you, darling.
Now THAT is what I’m talkin’ about!!!I love JapanRob. He is a very very close second to RomeRob.
Dood it looks like he’s smuggling a babys arm into Japan #thatsnakeisHUGE
When I saw that in yesterdays post, it took me hours to form a coherent sentence, not to mention the fact that I couldn’t stop going back and looking at it! I’m surprised nobody tried to search him, “Excuse me sir, but we believe you may be trying to smuggle something into the country” and then Rob would say “I don’t know what you’re talking about! I’m not trying to smuggle anything!” only to have security say “But sir, we can clearly see that you have something hidden in your pants, so if you could just step over here, this will only take a moment”
You’re looking at his THIGHS Debbo?! My gutter mind can’t get past the crotch area – spent several loooonnnnggg minutes just staring at the Holy Grail.
Sooooo…. I went out last nite and insisted on busting out that pic, zooming, and showing it to all my girlfriends!!
I got some F*cking wierd azz looks like “Okay Gina, WTF?! Should we be worried about you…?”
To them I say: Yess I have a problem, but I dont F*cking care, and I could stop anytime I wanted to.. #yeahright #asif
OMG JAG!! So funny, you’re killing me!!! Bwahaha!
“Dood it looks like he’s smuggling a babys arm into Japan #thatsnakeisHUGE”
@venus… I think it already IS blown up very large… OH, you mean the PICTURE… riiiiight LMAO
Wow @Tiffany… I’ve never been sexed nine ways to Sunday, I may have to take you up on that, ROFL
(it’s nice to be worshipped too, lol) 
@JAG… a baby’s arm, ROFL, WOW
@SRL… they obviously had male (and hetero) security guards, cuz if they would have had women guards… well let’s just say there would probably be no pants to block our glorious view, (and he’d probably have an even BIGGER smile on his gorgeous face, teehee)
@gina… yeah I need to upload this pic onto my phone…. I always show good stuff to the girls at work, they can NOT miss THIS’N
Oh I knew I forgot someone… lol…
@mimi…. yeah, morning wood… I had the same thought cross my mind, musta been dreaming of joining the mile-high club, teehee
Speaking of Mile-high club… this could be the picture to go along with my (first) FF… go read it if you haven’t
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5553150/1/
Oh yes! Clicked and saved this yesterday then spent AGES fucking about with the zoom. Ah, good times! As pervy as we all are, at least we’ve been proved right! He’s definately packin’. X
@gina pfftt! So what if your RL friends are worried about your Robsession? They don’t know. We know that there is nothing wrong with spending our time staring at Rob’s AssCandy, manties, the RobnanaNut Muffin. We know better LOL.
Sloopy, baby, as long as you keep posting shit like that, I’ll make it eleven!
*kneels down and licks yer boots*
<333333333333
Mmmmm…he tucks to the right…I’m right handed…this could definitely work out!
Sloopy, VCL, Annie – I love you! A baby’s arm indeed! And you notice Stephanie looks very pleased with herself… God I wish I was her!
errrrr Let’s try this post in the right place this time. LOL jeesh.
fluffyliz,
NAH, the thighs are just the BONUS prize with the “SAUSAGE OF *LOVE*”. LOL I did the japanese bow….didn’t you see? hehehehheheheh But what can I say…the thighs are just a lovely lick on the way to THE PROMISED LAND!!!
OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ROB ROB ROB…..Lord have mercy, does sushi get you THAT excited
Good GAWD! Our boy is really packin’…..GAH!!! I’ll probably be lickin’ on that pic! Can you imagine? Sweet Mother of Rob!!!!!
Photoshopping – isn’t it grand?!
I just want a mouthful of manties!!! AAAaarrggh!
I’m so torn, tho, because I HATE it when guys can’t pull up their damn pants! I love those pics where we get a peekaboo, but when the pants are almost all the way off…. I just want to spank him and tug them up. I know, wtf is wrong with me? I mean, I’ll take any chance to get an eyeful of the asscandy, I just wish he’d pull up his pants.
Haha, you used the bedazzler line! I’m gonna have to dig out my old manip and tweet it now! (that vest is just blech!)
yeah, I generally hate it when guys can’t pull their pants up either… but Rob can do no wrong
Well, he’s not allowed to used belts so I sure as hell don’t mind.
And here is that old ad I bet Rob wishes he’d never done now (hehe): http://twitpic.com/sw52x
I usually hate it whens mens trousers are hanging off but with Rob…hmmm Its very sexy
Bedazzle away baby!
Heehee I love that bedazzler ad.
LMFAO! Why does it look like he wants to eat it?
Because it’s bedazzilicious, SRL!!!! LOL!!!
Me too foof, me too! I hate pants that are sitting way too low! I wanna drag them into a store and show them the size of the waistline they SHOULD be wearing lol.
But on Rob? Well, hell, I’ll make the exception
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd…. died!
_______WVV_______ NV______BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
#5- Slip & Slide, #4-Nibble & Bite, #3-Shiver & Suck, #2-Grind & Glide, #1- All of the Above! Seriously, hello motherfucking Holygrail to the Promiseland, oh how I miss you! *dreams wistfully*
Honorable Mention: Touch & Tease/ Pinch & Please
Next on the agenda, Sam (AngstGoddess)’s new fic “Company Loves Misery” already seems fuckawesome. I’m barely into the first chapter and she already pwns me! This Edward is fucking hilarious!
Great day, ladies! JAG, thanks for killing me so kindly these past few days! This christmASS is fucking awesome!
~Christina
AG has a new fic?? Is it on her LJ??
Gah-can’t wait for answer, must run off and check NOW!!
okay, it’s not on her LJ pg….is it on fanfic.com??
I’ll just go back to staring at Rob’s manties while u get back to me…
feel free to take your time, Rob’s manties can entertain me for quite awhile lol..
actually, christina said that it’s not on LJ or ff yet. It on WARehab. But that she could be posting it over at ff soon. Which sucks because I wanna read this story!
I wanna read AG’s new story too! I hope she posts it on FF soon!
Ah Sweet Baby Jeezus – #3, yup definitely #3…
Umm, okay maybe #2, definitely #2, umm..wait a minute…Okay, okay, I’ll go with #1 for the win…
F*ck it, I’ll just take them all …any way I can get him (erm, I mean them) …up, down, sideways…the combinations are endless..
Nice avi Binky!!
GAH!!!! I have never seen the last one…the drunken manties…DIED…omg, the pants are nearly off…thank you for that pic, thank you!!!
WET drunken manties *thud*
His wet drunken manties, my wet panties, perfect combination!
Mmmmm…I love me some #3!! No…I love me some ALL of them! I want him for Christmas!! ROB…I WANT YOU AND YOUR MANTIES AND MANFUR FOR CHRISTMAS! If I can have you, I will…
1. Trim your tree.
2. Lick your luscious candy cane.
3. Be your “ho-ho-ho” for the holidays.
4. Polish your christmas balls.
5. Ride you like a reindeer.
6. Taste your sweet egg-nog.
7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure.
8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la.
9. Spark your menorah with a hot strip tease.
10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her (stuff-me!)!
11. Make your Kris Kringle tingle.
12. Unwrap your package, over and over.
13. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed.
14. Rock your jingle bells in the frosty air.
15. Heat you up with a snow job.
16. Dress up as Santa’s dirty little helper.
17. Make sure I’m naughty, so for you, it’ll be real nice.
And the offer DOES NOT expire after Christmas…this deal goes on ALL year long! So just take some time to think about it. I’m in no big hurry…
I was gonna tell you my favorite, but honestly?? I pick #1-17, please and thank you. And I’m done *thud*
GOOD LORD LRAD… *THUD*
Glad to see that you are feeling better, btw (I can tell by the fervor of your list, teehee)
OMG, that is fuckawesome! And since you created the list, I’ll stand behind you eagerly and offer myself to Rob with all the previous incentives that you’ve listed.
*turns around to gaze behind me* This line could get a little long, perhaps they should do one of those rope-line-thingies.
I’ve got a Santa’s Dirty Little Helper outfit (thanks hubs) and some red bedazzled fuck-me shoes so I’m all ready to perform #16! Actually, I’ll do all of them, and behind the dumpster…
LRAD—glad to see you’re back on your game—read your list while thinking of HHH—THUD—happy trails to you & thanks—<3
Oh Rob the things we can do to you!!!!!!!
LRAD, if there’s ever a time where you feel that you’re quite not up to the task, I’d be willing to sub in for you anytime! And when I say sub, I mean SUB, so he better be wearin’ the cuff!
Have I told YOU lately that I love you?!!! That was priceless!!! Don’t forget to stroke his North Pole!!!
LRAD-Make your Kris Kringle Tingle… that is classic!
Great list.
I will patiently wait my turn! And cause I love all of you so much, sparkle peen cookies will be provided.
Nick standing to the side…”Hey, hey, HEY!Ladies, no pushing. There is plenty of Rob to go around. You will all get your turn.Single file, single file.”*RobsessedMuch steps up to the back of the line and reads sign..*”YOUR WAIT FROM HERE APROX. 1 YEAR”….HHH is all kinds of worth it!!
*Nick standing off to the side shouting* “Hey, hey, HEY! Ladies, no pushing. There is plenty of Rob to go around. You WILL ALL get your turn.”
*RobsessedMuch steps up to the back of the line and reads sign* “YOUR WAIT FROM HERE APROX. 1 YEAR*……HHH is totally worth it. Maybe my DH and kids won’t even know I was gone.
STOOPID COMPUTERS!!!!
Thanks ladies! I was originally feeling like the grinch thinking about Christmas coming up, but Rob has filled me up (that’swhatshesaid) with Christmas spirit! CUM ONE! CUM ALL! CUM ROB! (thiswayplease)
That was so funny LuvnRobALLday! hehehehe
Oh sweet Jeezus!!! Manties on Rob are f*ckhawt but I have to say for me commando Rob is “where life begins”
You’ve said a mouthful, vancitylili!! Commando Rob is fuckawesome!! Did you notice that he seems to go commando when he’s wearing a tux or suit (at least it looks like it with the bulge he has going)?? CommandoRob is easier to deal with when you just want to pull his pants down in a hurry….you know,when you’re behind that nearby dumpster with him……..just sayin’…
Commando Rob is definitely better, we get to see more of the V-muscles and there’s a lot more definition to the muffin, not to mention the easier access!
Lynda, In my “mind” Rob always goes commando when he’s wearing a suit. I like to think he enjoys the way the smooth fabric feels against him and that the “boys” are only a quick zip from a dumpster rendez vous
http://www.twitpic.com/sxwzy
http://www.twitpic.com/sxxqp
He does seem to have a little extra hitch in his giddy-up when he goes commando.He’s comes off just a little more confident. It’s almost as if he knows we love it, and he loves to give it to us!!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/43518042.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1260470903&Signature=ZSDARzjHtXHhYVmDSrq3LMy7sf0%3D
That’s right Rob…Give it to me!!
People all over the world….join in…join love train….love train…
SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TRAIN!!!!!!
Mmmmmmm! #1 could also be the Number 1 Rob Manscaping shot of the year as well!
Slurp!
Now you are talking JAG!! YES, manties for the big 2009 WIN!!
Stalkward made a musical crescendo orgasm in “Master of the Universe”. Cool.
Yes he did, indeed Debbo, wish I was there..wonder how that ‘torture’ he’s talking about will go? dum de dum…
Gonna go read our own “Georgeygirl” ‘s fan fic update chappie…..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5463683/20/The_Weight_of_Words
“The Weight Of Words” Read it. It’s a good story.
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“Master Of The Universe” ‘s update was cool too.
WOOF.
Yay, Debbo. Off to read Georgey’s fic. Ch. 15 of mine will post soon. Believe you me, it’s going to be hot. One long lemon, that’s all.
Anyway JAG. Fuck and Me, your honorable mentions should be #1. That furry happy trail to the promised land is getting me all kinds of hot and bothered. Yuuuummyyy
scilla—when you post Ch.15, could you also post a link—think i’m missing Chs.13 & 14—would like to catch up before you go all lemony on me—<3
I loved the MotU and TWoW updates, they were both soooo HOT!
Ok, since I have no shame…
I am happy to announce that The Effect of Fondness is now complete! (sigh)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5378941/1/The_Effect_of_Fondness
Also – if you need somethin’ hot and heavy to go with these fabulous f*ckhawt mantie shots of HHH, I have an RPF on Twilighted, a one-shot featuring Rob and KStew. Check it out if that’s your cup of tea.
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7772
I don’t know about you, but Robporn is always my cup of tea…
Have a lovely day Pattinh00rs!
@ expatz Chps.1-13 are up on Twilighted.net. Ch. 14 is with my beta now and should probably post today or tomorrow.
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8528
All 14 chapters are up on LiveJournal. You just have to remember that they are posted in parts on LJ. You’ll find the list of chapters on the right of the screen.
http://elvis4scilla.livejournal.com/
BTW: the lemons already started in Ch. 13, were full blown (heehee) in Ch. 14 and they will continue in Ch. 15, which I’ll post in a few days.
DeeDreamer, yay! I can’t wait to go finish reading your story. I had only read the first couple of chapters but I’ll make time later tonight or this weekend to read and review.
Thanks, scilla baby!
Can’t wait for your next one, girlie.
I like the craptastic bedazzler vest. What makes it bearable is the fact that so much SKIN is showing. But yeah, that motherfucker’s cummin’ off…Then you could pour your favorite shots into his bellybutton and *slurp* *lick*, repeat. ~Gah, I’m all tingly thinking about that so BodyShotBedazzled Rob=WIN for me!
yah cece i totes agree!
of course i’d like the photo better without the bedazzles – just a plain slightly frayed denim would have been fine.
howeverrrrrrr…
the belly button / happy trail / and hot damn do you SEE what he’s packing in there???
KABOOM! there go my panties, my chair and half my office!
“BodyShotBedazzledRob=Win” Amen to that!
I just spent five minutes looking at #3.. I love that pic! And I aint lookin’ at his face!
Yep, Number 3 is owning my add too!! I love when he wears blue shirts,and I especially love the BUTTON-FLYS!!!!!!!OMFG, button-flys with a little manties peek-a-boo is enough to kill me.
I don’t think anybody is looking at his face in that pic, Heidi!
He has a face???? I never noticed. LOL!
#3 is my favorite as well, you get manties, those fuckhawt button jeans and a button up shirt that shows us a peak of his chest…
Heidi… #3 is my new mantra…
Peeler… lmao!!
ummm yes i remember when i saw the “sweet jesus on a moped” picture, i think i had a brain aneurysm, heart attack, and a robgasm all at the same time.
that’s how the dinosaurs became extinct, you know.
yeah, it was my desktop wallpaper for a while.
there’s nothing i love more than the sight of a man’s abdomen over the rim of his pants and/or manties… a peek at the treasure trail and/or the V is always an added WIN.
*sigh* this post kinda wrecks me…
*blacks out*
I’m a bit tipsy, but I just had to share that I’m at over 10,000 reads and over 200 reviews for my Rob fanfic “Open to Interpretation” over at Twilighted.net.
http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8528
Fucking beyotches though, I’m not good at math, but isn’t that only like 2% that are reviewing? WTF?
Congrats, Scilla…..have fun!
I love your story Scilla. I can’t wait for the next chapter.
Try not to obsess over the stats Scilla –I know it can be disheartening (believe me). Just know that we’re all loving your stuff! Keep it up bb!
Oh and tipsy writing is win! I’ve been doing that a lot lately…
Your story is so great sweetheart, but there are alot more readers and writers out there. I know that I only review, if I feel that I have something to say to the author, and not just “hey, good story”. You know, I have to be “moved” to say something, because I am not good at putting how I feel, into words, the way that good writers do.
Don’t fret too much…
See, here’s a good example…I meant to say there are more readers than writers out there.
Tipsy writing??? I call that writing “Hemingway Style”!!
Awesome! Good for you scilla!
Congrats, Scilla!!!!! Good for you, sweetheart! You FF is in my favorites folder, btw.
Ladies, you make me want to cry with all your kind words. Love you hard, especially given that I am now really hungover. Memo to me: don’t buy the economy size bottle of wine just because it’s on sale. Never again. :;
JAG, what can i say, you shameless enabler?
feeding us fodder for our pervy fantasies!
the next best thing to Rob being in the “altogether”
is Rob suggestively letting us peek at his manties!
Oh the inexplicable delight of the visual intrusion
into his intimate wardrobe dysfunction!
revealing what should ordinarily be out of vision
to drip-feed our insatiable Robperversion!
and the RobWOOD at Tokyo international airport
is a total and outright violation of social justice!
how can ONE Man have such an unfair export
of surplus assets to tantalise and tease?
Ah, how i rue the day of menacing discovery
of this despicably slutty and horny lot -
pimping and fencing all sorts of dastardly pervery
to out my inner Pattinhoor…NOT!!
love you all without reserve
would cyberfuck you all just for fun
hope you get the smut you all deserve
One hoor for all and all hoor for ONE!
ciao bella!
<3
Brilliant!
Another WIN, Tess!!!!
“love you all without reserve
would cyberfuck you all just for fun”
Back at you Tess!!!!
“how can ONE Man have such an unfair export
of surplus assets to tantalise and tease?”
It’s true. Someone really should call the cops, because it should definitely be a crime!!
Tess-you are an incredible H00r!<3 u hard!
Thanks JAG for the fuckawesome pics of Rob and his manties. They’re all awesome pics.You know what I like about him, he wears normal everyday Fruit of the Loom or Hanes, not fancy designer undies. Another thing that makes Rob so adorkable!!!!
But he’s smart enough not to wear white ones. There’s not bleaching the shit out of those, pun totally intended.
Off to read fan fic….. Here’s a Rob pic.
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rob-la-premiere.jpg
debbo, have you started Emancipation Proclamation??
jenn, Not yet. I should though. Are you reading it now?
yea, I’m all caught up., I lost so much sleep last week. It’s so good. It get angsty at times but nothing like CW&IA though, at least in my opinion. Right now, I’m reading The Lost Boys, and WOW!
Yeah, I LOVED “The Lost Boys”. Read “Library Rendezvous” …that’s one of my favorite Edwards next to “Show And Don’t Tell” ‘s Edward. You should read “The Arrangement” too. all of these are ones everybody has read. There seems to be a top 10 that nobody misses.
jenn,
click on my name to see my top favorite fan fics on my fan fic page. All of those are great. Nora led me to most of them. Their links are down below that in the huge pile of stuff TO read…not that I’ve read them all.
actually they’re all on my list LOL. But i don’t now about the arrangement. I’m not into the edward/bella/jasper thing.
It’s pretty hot….I wouldn’t do it in real life, but to read it….woof.
I just started this one now, but it’s not on the big “list” everyone has and I just started it, so I don’t have a clue yet, but what the fuck….
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5346783/1/Burn_and_Shine
“It’s pretty hot…I wouldn’t do it in real life, but to read it…woof.” LMAO. Just for that I’m gonna have to give it a try. Burn and Shine is also on the list. I swear I WILL get through this list. One way or another.
I’m AMAZED how many I’ve read already. Some of these ladies however have read like 100. I may be at like 30 with a lot of one shots also. Make sure you read “Incubus Anomaly” as it’s just started and it’s going to be FUCKHAWT. WOOF. Just go ahead and start it as it’s only like 3 chappies in. Do you get the STORY ALERTS on fan fic so you know when they update the stories? You should.
Yes!! I started reading that when JAG first recommended it. I’ve never found a vampward like the one in this story. I like it.
jenn, Whatcha doing up so late? I thought I was the only night owl on the east coast? LOL
You should read Good & Evil by bella c’ella luna. It a completed story. Here’s the summary : A Bella & Edward love story, circa “Twilight.” There is a new kind of Evil lurking in Forks and Bella will require lots of protection, especially from that creepy guy. This will lead to lots of lemons!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4770825/1/Good_Evil
Well technically I’m supposed to be asleep right now*blush* I’m just trying to finish chapter 11 of The Lost Boys before I go to bed.
jenn…OOOOH that sounds great. BOOKMARKING as we speak.
I’m glad. Let me know what you think. Well with that, I’m off to bed. Talk to you later!
Jenn, Well, I’ll let you get back to your story so you can go to sleep. I’m gonna get back to “Burn and Shine”.
I just finished this one as I said days ago. I really loved it.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5125499/
1. La canzone della Bella Cigna » reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous?
night Jenn.
I’m all Fan Ficed out. Ok not really but between starting new stories and waiting for updates on my favs. And thinking of my own story now and top it off editing someones story too, my brain has turned into Fan Fic mush!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please, please, give The Arrangement some time. I wasn’t really sure about the whole 3 way thing at first either. But, TRUST ME, it is a good read and it turns out rather nicely.
I finally read the update on The Lost Boys…..I had a feeling that was where we were headed awhile ago. I can’t wait to see how it all works out.
OMG ladies, I went to click on one of the fab pics and something about firefox popped up and now all of the pics are gone?? Just jags comments are there?? any clue how to fix this?? MUST HAVE PICS OF MANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAG you kill me you really do.god how i love these pics and now when people on the forums i frequent ask how i know what brand of underwear rob wears instead of sounding like a crazy lady i can direct them here:)
I am going to have to respectfully request that this get an honorable mention…
http://twitpic.com/swgqh
Yes, the rug is cheesy as fuck, but look at that lickable hip…!
Hell yeah, how did that NOT make the list?
Oh Gawd yeah! That one is hot!
It is the banner for MantieLand. Nice choice. WooWoo-JAG-you totes crack a h00r up.
JAG—all of your choices are hot & like Sloopy i read every word—as a fan of buttons & manfur it’s hard to decide between 3-button flies & lovely furry happy trails—the mood this a.m. is rather on the fur side so i’ll have a helping of No.5 (who even sees the craptastic vest?—my eyes are riveted on the fur in the middle), then a helping of No.1 please (again the eyes are riveted on the middle) followed by a side order of Lascivious Rob as brought to us by demosthenes91 (deserves more than an honorable mention for bringing us a Rob stretching & supine at the same time)—now off to the day’s business with a smile on my face–ta-ta—
expat–”my eyes are riveted” LOL! Did you use a bedazzler gun to rivet them?
it’s like my eyes are made of metal and his abdomen and trail and big ass package are super electro-magnets. i can not resist.
i swear if i ever saw him at a pub, i’d be drunk of course, and i’d grind my way up and fown his body, slide my hands down into his pants and say hello to the holy peen properly with a bit of tongue.
god i am horny today! i need to find mr. mimi and show him what’s what!
Mr. SRL, has already gone to work, and I have to leave for work soon too, so I guess I’ll have to wait until tonight to get rid of some of this UST!
Brewing UST and work do not mix. I repeat DO.NOT.MIX. It is like walking around with a loaded weapon. Good luck SRL.
I remember reading in an interview/or hearing it in one that Rob said he’d like to be able to fit “in a box”. Hehehehe. Here he is in a xmas box.
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Christmas-3.jpg
Uh….I’ve got a “Box” I’d like him to fit in.
Insert Beavis and Butthead laugh here…uh huh huh huh huh. Gahhhh. How old am I? LOL
Have a great day ladies….
I heard that too!!! It would be fun cus then he could really be under my tree to open up for Xmass. Who am I kidding I’d open it up the second I got my hands on it!!!!!!!!!
debbo… that pic is classic *right-click>save* I remember that interview, soooooo funny, I think Ive got it saved on my YT…
*laughs like beavis* he ehheehheehhheee hhehe ….you said “box” …but, like, not like talking about a real box, but like, gyna. hehh hheeh heheh heheh BOX
for the record, I am officially now 12 years old…
ROTFLMAO! Beavis & Butthead are hilarious!
(yes, I’m only 12 too!)
Just gotta say, RL has been kicking my add all over town this week, but JAG, your posts have been soooooo hot all week. Everyone must agree, b/c by the time I check in every night, there’s like 500 comments!
Thanks for continuing to deliver the goods babe!
Happy trails today ladies!
gg
gg – Your new chappie was luscious and sweet like a first bite of summer fruit. GQ-ward is always WIN.
<3 ya girl.
JAG – Fab post as always. I'm all about #3 and the button flys. SweetLawdHaveMercy!!!! I can just imagine those little pursed lips heading closer and closer to my…..beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. THUD. DED.
It was a lovely way to go, girls.
GG, loved your new chappy. Hope RL will get better for you soon. We miss you over here!
Thanks Dee! It was a tricky chapter…I didn’t want it to be too maudlin (setting), but I didn’t want V-ward to be too raunchy either (setting). It was a delicate balance, but I think the Sarah Waters line capped it off nicely. Have I mentioned how much I love Sarah Waters? LOL.
Jenn – I appreciate the kind words, love. RL isn’t bad, just uber busy. No time to play. Hope to frolick with y’all on the weekend!
that gif now owns my add! I’ve always loved the pics from that day.
also the lip and hand porn in that other pic… *sighs*
Epic day!
I love the word manties and I cannot possibly decide which peekaboo manties pic is best – we need more mantie pics though
Wouldn’t it be great if Rob said the word manties in an interview? He’d be so busted on RAoR hee hee
Just think PattinAngels, next year Unbound Captives could bring us Loin cloth shots (lointies?)
oh please let him be nekked or even half nekked in that film
Oh YESSS!! agree with you luvpattz, and he will be visiting here in New Zealand!! how wonderful is that??
“oh please let him be nekked or even half nekked in that film”
LMAO
apparently and according to JAG in a past post, Rob WILL BE half-naked just about the whole time he is in the film!! {{{SQUEE}}}
May all our Robdreams of nekked Rob come true!!
ciao bella!
If Rob were to ever say the word manties I think everyone here would just self-combust on the spot.
Nuttin’ but a pile of ashes with a little puff of smoke.
@luvpattz… My 6yo daughter saw your avi just now and said, “Look, it’s Rob! He’s in his back yard!” LMFAO!
Jeezz, JAG, you are too much for me this morning.
That song is so perfect, and love reading your tags at the end. So great!!
All of the pics are so hot, but number 3 in the blue shirt, has always been a personal favorite. Maybe, it is because the manties are “peeking out” because shirt tag is flipped up just so, or because his fingers are near his fabulous mouth. Love the finger porn. He has the most amazing hands. Now I am going to be thinking about them all day… Damn it!!
Your comment on that picture, says it all. “Well, f*ck me sideways, and call me EASY.”
You know, the close up of the number 4 pic, could be an amazing ad for Dunkin’ Donuts coffee.
I’m just saying…
That would wake me up in the morning, FOR SURE.
Katie, I agree! I love Dunkin Donuts coffee already but it’s even better if paired with Rob’s manties than some stinkin donut!
That ad could also be for their new banananutmuffins!!
I’m so damned addicted to fan fic. I just sucked up 19 chapters and finished up another one. LOL “Burn and Shine” Sad..this guy needs lots of work. So many fucked up Edwards, so little time. LOL
But he’ll get there….
OOOOHH a BIG copy of one of the VF pictures. YUMMY. I love BIG ROB.
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jpgrob-8.jpg
So handsome and regal…..lord help us….
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rob-la-premiere1.jpg
*GASP* All hail King Rob!!!
I just want to say, you always choose the best songs for soundtracks to these posts. Feckin’ brilliant!!
LOVE your name, lmao!
This post has now killed me dead!
I remember when #3 came out… life altering pic that one was! The manfur, the manties, Rob’s f*cking shoulders… *ded* JAG, you delivered again, and aren’t you naughty not honouring the warranty on the cougar cord!! I suppose that could bankrupt HobosRUs quickly. *Snicker*
Oh and even though its not twitter and I’m not drunk (yet)…
*point at JAG and yells “EASY!”*
GAAAAAAAAH! burble…..snurf…grungle…..blub….
D
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THUD
RIP Kathy
Call the RobMedics… we’re losing her…hang in there Haystackhair… stay with us… Rob needs you….
Oh JAG, I love you better each day. The manties manfur work so damn well on Rob. I love all the pics, but I gotta go with number 5 for one reason:
THE MOST SKIN! And that lonely freckle that I just wanna lick.
*shivers*
And that full on happy trail I wanna nuzzle in.
*convulses*
And best of all the huge f-king peen package he’s sporting, restrained in those tight ass sexy as hell jeans. I wanna free that peen, and watch as it explodes the confines of his manties.
*dies*
Those jeans are “Set my girlie bits ablaze” hawt. Every time I see one of the pics from that photo shoot, all I see are those jeans and I think about what they are clearly holding back!!
flashes of Rob’s bulge, tongue, fuck me stares – panties melted!
Oh gawd….that whole video just ‘set my girlie bits ablaze’.
Every time I watch that video(and I have watched it A LOT), I think I can actually hear my panties sizzle! It is a damn fine video.
DAMNED FINE for sure. Man, those 10 seconds in Rome when he does that eye brow life and the finger suck….WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY WITH ME as…10 of the hottest seconds…EVER. Such an erotic video. DAMNED he’s so ORAL too, you just KNOW>>>>>I mean, you just KNOWWWWWWW The man likes to do lots of things with his tongue that will make us SCREAM.
ow ow owwwwwwwwwwww
Debbo-I feel ya “ow ow owwwwwwww”
Any objections to vintage Manties from previous years??? That’s what I thought…
http://twitpic.com/liv8e
Nope, absolutely no objections here!
Whoever objects needs to have their head (tehehe) examined.