Robert Pattinson’s Sexpender Pants!
So yesterday while I was trolling for Rob Porn when I should have working, something dawned on me. It was like an Oprah light bulb moment but with porn music and lots of nudity and I realized holy Christ on a carpet (teehee), I can’t remember the last time I saw Rob wear the Sexpenders! For reals, I’m worried in a fantasy bloglife I’m never gonna meet the person who’s pants I’m worried about kinda way. ;-P
Oh sweet sexpenders, where have you gone! *SOB*
The tale of the sexpenders after the yank…
Back in April I wrote THIS POST, a little shout out to Rob. THEN low and behold only 2 days later THIS HAPPENED! It was epic!
Sexboots, sexpenders, beanie, f*ckhawt blue shirt. BEST OUTFIT EVER!
So I went back and did some research (translate, I looked for 5 minutes & gave up), yes it’s tough work trolling the internet for pictures of Robert Pattinson, but Dammit someone has to do it right? The last known shots of Rob wearing the make me wet suspender pants are from back in May back in Monteblahblah Italy. He wore them with that ripped up blue plaid shirt (hmm that describes a number of his shirts lol) and he was papped by fans.
DAMN but I miss them, the last time they went missing they weren’t seen for 5 months…they were dark days my h00rs friends.
Man I really miss them, it's ridic! LOL
Things I fear may have happened to the sexpenders
- Kellen borrowed them and stretched the shit out of them with his beefy thighs
- A certain nameless individual accidentally ripped the suspenders off them while using them for leverage by um accident.
- They’re back in Cannes under the hotel bed with the Craptastic Old Navy Dad shirt
- They disintegrated into dust from wear and tear and drool and jizz and stress and pleasure…um what the f*ck was I saying.
- They don’t fit anymore, Rob is too skinny to keep them up and since he is banned from wearing belts *right Rob* he can no longer wear them
- They were stolen by crazed TwiMoms, PattinH00rs, Teens, bloggers, Tater, Tweens, NRank, Poofs Fans
Drunk Rob a la sexpenders *sigh*
Since we all know Rob loves to troll the inter-webs and we all know he’s been in these here parts (whatev, as if) I am going to plead with him AGAIN…yes I have no shame…big surprise.
Dear Rob,
Please bust out your sexpender pants the next time you decide to hit the town, hit the pub, hit the dumpster, hit my ass, hit the in-n-out burger. Whatever. Just wear them (you know you’ll get photo’d)so we can see them, so we’ll know those dear dear jizztastic pants are alive and well.Consider it an early Christmas present you can give your obsessed horny pervy battery-short fanfic addicted RobPorn-loving devoted fans & PattinAngels.
Lust Love JAG
My Homage to THE Pants
So my ladies, is there anything your missing these days…the Craptastic Dad shirt, the Old Stoli…*sigh* I feel so nostalgic today.
At my time of life, I am missing a belly button stud…… and he is 23yrs old and called Rob !!!! IF ONLY !!!!
But seriously, I miss him in the black t-shirt and jeans ensemble.
Black V-neck Tee + Button Fly Jeans = *creams myself*
Oh that button fly jean….sigh…and that black v-neck. He needs to bring out that tee. He’ll make more fantasy happen and boyfriends, husbands, and in my case, the hobo, abuse from used.
Let us bow our heads and pray that the button fly Rob jeans will last a lifetime and never disappear. I don’t think the church of St. Mattress can bare the loss of another amazing pair of Rob pants.
The beloved and precious BUTTON FLY ROB JEANS must are precious in the eyes of his fans. Therefore Rob keeps them safely packed away in a paper grocery bag buried just below the sexboots and the blue plaid-ripped sleeve shirt.
I am seriously pondering acquiring the services of a bodyguard to protect the beloved BUTTON FLY ROB JEANS as I am fearful they will end up where the sexpenders ended up and I don’t think my heart could take the loss of those FUCKING PRECIOUS JEANS that make Rob’s ass SO FUCKING FUCKHAWT that my JACK RABBIT BUNNY NEVER STOPS BURNING UP BATTERIES….
pant pant pant…..LOL
PLEASE ROB….I’m on my knees here, I BEG OF YOU NEVER STOP WEARING THE PRECIOUS: *BUTTON FLY ROB JEANS*. Have mercy on us….we are but poor Rob pervs who wait with baited breath for you to don them and walk your sweet ass into the light……. and somehow, by the miracle of ROB….we see a picture of you in said holy precious jeans and our hearts and loins are at peace. AMEN. THANKS BE TO ROB
You know, I hope my mother never finds out what I’m doing here. She’s very into church and prayer and I don’t think she like this very much. She wouldn’t approve that her baby girl is praying to HHH and his peen and his button fly jeans……well, she’s not the one going to hell. I am. And I will surely enjoy it, right along with you debbo and the rest of the PattinAngels.
Hmmmm Black v neck T…His cheeky grin = Me melt to mush
JAG, the sexpenders are so super-hot, I agree! But I have to confess I miss seeing Rob shirtless… his sexhot bare chest, manfur, abs, nipples, shoulders, arms, and ESPECIALLY, Rob’s Happy Trail… those shirtless bare pics of Rob are few and far between…but I’m hoping for more more more in Remember Me and especially, Bel Ami
Other than shirtless, secondly, I am missing Rob dressed as Domward from Master of the Universe… elegant, refined, dark suit, white shirt (tie or no tie; preferably with some manfur if no tie), looking a bit stern and positively sure of himself. Ahhhh… like this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4164883654/sizes/l/in/set-72157622838326531/
or this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4132090248/sizes/o/in/set-72157622838326531/
THUD————->
Jenn and Debbo,
YES! Rob in those button-fly jeans, love it!
Jenn,
Don’t worry, your mom will never find out that you enjoy Rob-perving at the dumpster with us… (melbie runs to clear browzer history in case she dies and family searches what she’s been doing…)
melbie : That second one is beautiful! I’ve never seen it before…..click/save/off to bed again! X
RobCatUK – Heard you had a b-day! Happy Birthday!!!
I love Rob’s buttonfly jeans, I always imagine what it would be like to slowly(frantically) un-button them, one a time, while I calmly(desperately) try to get to what’s inside! And the black v-neck tee, I just love how it accentuates his pecs!
Melbie, I am so with you on the shirtless thing, his chest, his abs, his manfur, Rob has got to have the sexiest, most wantonly lickable happytrail of any man EVER! I have honestly never drooled as much from looking at another man’s happytrail, like I do when I look at Rob’s!
RCUK, I hope you had a good birthday!
I’m so fucking laughing my ass off right now! I adore you, JAG!
As for the sexpenders, I do miss the fuck out of them. I was talking about it the other day saying I haven’t gotten to say how I wanted to wrap the straps around my hands and slowly work my way down his body.
Such a shame, truly! And sweet Holy Jesus H Christ on a stripper pole, that blue shirt (and the way it is deliciously unbuttoned) makes me want to work Rob’s street corner on the highway to hell.
As for what I’m missing, I would say the Plain Gravy or the Horse Shirt, but it’s awfully fucking chilly, so he can hold off on those until more Spring-y weather approaches. As long as he wears the beanie in the chilly weather, I’m great! Oh, and the sexboots will keep your toes toasty while I keep everything else warm, Rob. Just sayin’.
Happy Day, Pattinsloors!
~Christina
BTW, “The Lost Boys” update was phenomenal, but I feel a “tear-my-little-heart-to-shreds” in it’s horizon. I felt pretty gutted after this chapter.
I just started reading “The Lost Boys” so I’m only in chapter 6 but I’m really loving it. It is there a lot angst in this story?
Yeah Jenn, It’s a really good story. You’ll love it. Keep reading.
We’ve waited a long time for this last update.
Ughh….you guys are teasing me!! I’m only starting the story!!! MUST.READ. BRB ladies.
“And sweet Holy Jesus H Christ on a stripper pole, ” LMAO.
*looks around*
SPUNK??!
MELBIETOAST??!!
….looks like we’re in need of a “Jesus” on a stripper pole…
*on knees* pleeeeeeeeeez!!!
ginaransom….OH HELL YEAH….
I concur.
SpunkMe or Melbie…..
HELL YEAH….we need to see “Jesus”/Rob on a stripper pole!
I miss the sexpenders, too….Your lovely tribute vid was awesome, JAG! lurved the “RP…..sex” one, too….you’re a goddess!
“Lost Boys” ripped my heart out, too, Christina….I’m just holding on that she’ll make it all right in the end…I def want a HEA for this story!
New “The Training” chappy, too…..very good…tying up some loose ends, and very loving, too.
Off to bed now! Just wanted to say “hi” and check out the sexpenders…..excellent….hopefully, will spur on RobDreams!
xoxo to all
Gina and Debbo,
“Holy Jesus H Christ on a stripper pole!” !! LMFAO!! Now that is one tall order… but Christ on a Bike, that would be funny as hell.
SpunkMe, are you up for it?
I got the email update last night about Lost Boys, and literally (in Edward’s Brit accent, of course) jumped up from my couch, and did a dance. I am off today, so I plan on reading it this morning after checking out JAG’s post.
Really Christina?? You were “gutted” after reading it??
Rob on a stripper pole? Someone has to be able to come up with that!
I guess pervy minds do think alike JAG, ’cause the reason I think they’ve gon AWOL is your #2 LOL.
I’m betting on reason #5 actually…
(bye bye asscandy) but I’m sure that the idea of #2 get’s some hearts pumping to say the least…
And let me just say…it better not be #3!!!!
Oh and LMFAO at #6…haha TATER!!!! (Maybe he borrowed them to wear during his SNL monologue).
One word, Scilla (OK, it’s really two)….Chapter 15????????
Sus, I know, I know. Well, I had to go back and do some major editing on Ch. 14. To be honest, I wasn’t satisfied with it. But now it’s done and more streamlined, so I can concentrate on finishing ch. 15.
He’re a hint of things to “come”: A few numbers are involved, namely 6 and 9, an English breakfast, (gee I wonder who is English in my story.) Maybe he’s the English breakfast. And a hot steamy shower.
Hopefully, I’ll have it posted by Sunday.
I totally agree that it was probably #2, that certain nameless individual obviously got carried away in the heat of the moment, and just couldn’t get him(far enough down her throat) close enough!
I miss RomeRob – he was a little “fleshie” and hairier! I love it when he lets his hair grow out! Maybe not quite “Art”-like but kind of wild and untamed…..like my fingers have just untangled themselves from those golden brown tresses from holding on for dear life!
BTW – Torontotwicat – Jan
I knew it was you, I recognized you from the picture on your AVI. LOL
Yes torontotwicat, I miss RomeRob too… I love RomeRob pics so much, his long hair – the “sex hair”…and I do wish he’d let his hair grow out like he did then and maybe he will now because he’s having a break between films?
RomeRob looks like he stepped out of that limousine, having just having had hawt limo-sex, his hair all askew and a devilish sweet grin on his face… GAH!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4133279348/sizes/o/in/set-72157622748651909/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4132518913/sizes/o/in/set-72157622748651909/
Oh f*ck melbie, those pics are just…Uuuuunngghh…the f*ck me stare..the lip bite…THUD!
I miss the sexpenders. It funny, I was just thinking about them the other day. I miss the beanie. He needs to rock the beanie.
Enough with the hats and go back to the beanie, Rob.
Btw, I gave in to peer pressure and got twitter. *sigh* so I was wondering if any of you ladies would give me a short tutorial. The name is jennc0910.
while I do lurrrrv me some beanieRob, I am so partial to #FratHatRob…
yea the hat looks good on him, but it been a while since the beanie been in action, you know??
rob + any fashion accessory = EPIC PORNOGRAPHIC WIINNNN
just think about what can be done with said accessories…hmm?
this is possibly why the sexpenders and beanie and frat hats do it for us.
I love the frat hat too, I love the beanie more, but the frat hat is also f*ckhawt!
Mimi- “just think about what can be done with said accessories…hmm?”
……*thud!*……….
JAG-you have the fucking best blog eva! I am so happy to have found you and the fanfic. Have been lusting after Rob for a year now.
We should send Rob a supply of the black and red v neck T’s…yummy!
JAG – I feel like people dont tell this enough but…
You are so appreciated & loved by the pattinangels here at RAoR (and i know i speak for all of us)
…you are a superawesome, whitty h00r & I really cant imagine my life without you and your blog dedicated to our own personal “Jesus”.
XoxX
ginaransom
I concur with gianransom, JAG! Your blog makes my f*cking day and night! And right now I’m off to dreamland to hopefully have some f*ck hawt dream featuring the sexpenders. Heavy sigh ~
Yeah JAG,
You make our world SO MUCH FUNNIER and PERVIER and it’s a blast to hang here with you. Thank you for all you do.
what gina said. What would we do with out Pope JAG? I really can’t imagine being on another site. RAoR feels like home.Thank you for all of your hard work and dedication gurl.
JAG, we wouldn’t be here without you so we love you hard girl!! Thank you for all that you do. You make a bunch of PattinAngles/h00rs/pervs very, VERY happy by blogging about his HHH.
I fully concur!
JAG – you are awesome bb! Thank you for providing such a fucktastic place to hang out.
JAG, you know my heart beats for you & HHH, patron saint of all our dreams—can only second what the other PattinAngels have said—<3
now, girl, enough of this sentimental shit at 8:00 am when i've had nary a drop to drink—
'tis the season to be jolly so how about breaking out the hOOrnaments one more time for our holiday pleasure—the cold new year with its even colder Robdrought will hit us soon enough—cheers!—<3
Amen, Gina….my BFF (also a Pattinslut) and I were talking about how amazed we are that you come up with something so great every day! You are so witty, and smart, and feed all our pervy ways, and I just have to say that you’re our Queen, JAG! Thanks, thanks, thanks…..big giant hugs, and of course, much gratitude for all you do! Where would we be w/o you, girl?
JaG you provided a home for us PattinAngels and I for one would be lost and gutted if RAoR didnt exist
Totally applaud and agree with everything above…..
It’s about the only place I feel normal these days!
X
JAG, I totally agree with all these PattinAngels, I am so appreciative of your blog!!! I’ve met so many Robsessed Angels here! As I’ve said before, the holidays/Decembers are usually pretty hard on me emotionally, but not this year, because I’m having so much fun at RAoR and receiving so much love from the PattinAngels, how could I be ever be depressed??! I love you JAG!!!
It’s all true JAG – not only have you created this unique forum, with a constant stream of witty, sexy, pervy wonderment, but you have brought together an amazing group of women, of all nationalities, ages, creeds and cultures, but with one thing in common – our love and admiration of an extraordinary young Englishman, who has captivated our hearts, minds and other, more volatile (and damp) areas. The banter here ranges from funny, ridiculous, warm-hearted, sweet, clever and outright filthy (my personal favourite!) Long may you reign over us, our Queen of PattinAngels.
tots agree JAG, you are my life now. LOL. Start every day here with my fellow Pattinpervs. Love all you hoors!!
I second that emotion, Gina!!! I have a big girl crush on Jag!!! So I hope I never meet her in real life because I’ll probably start “fan-girling” all over her!
I’m jumping on this bandwagon, fo sho! Thank you thank you thank you, JAG! Every day I marvel at how you find such great topics and at how funny you are! A friend of mine that I was trying to convert (she <3's Tater, weird, I know) said that you were super funny and a great writer – no matter what the subject was. I'm so glad it's HHH, though. Because in addition to the laughs, connections, rl shizz that we share, I have all the beautiful that is Robporn to keep pulling me back in (and that's what she said).
And Robporn defs stars the sexpenders, sexboots and my personal fave, Old Navy craptastic. I got a hoornament, JAG! It's on the back of my tree! Yay! Of course I ordered the "World's Best Dad Shirt" one. OCDR foreva!
Me too JAG! You rock. RAoR is the best and you’ve really created the perfect atmosphere for us to be our pervy selves, while still being so supportive of one another. Perfect combo. Thanks sweetie.
yes jag, thank you so much!
i can’t tell you how comforting it is to know that no matter what goes on in my life, this place exists and i can laugh and cry and squee and wet myself because of what you and the rest of the pattinangels share.
<3 you hard
pope jag for president!
I second that emotion too (lmao peeler)!
I totally agree with Gina and what everyone said, Love u JAG and everyone here on RAoR! Thank you thank you! ♥
I cant really add anything its all been said and said very well.
Thank you JAG thanks for everything you do for us. I am totally dependant on my daily visit(s) to RAoR.
I second, third, and fourth that emotion! JAG, before I discovered ROaR, I felt somewhat alone in my perviness, only having visited the odd Twilight sites, which all seemed to be more on the PG-13 side, and only a few others that were dedicated to HHH, but they also didn’t give me that “Feel free to perv to your hearts content” vibe! But when I first came(what she said) here, I thought to myself, this is where I need to be! Everyone here is so warm(well probably hot when they think of Rob), and welcoming, and extremely funny, and there is no place else that I would rather spend my time perving, than right here with the rest of my fellow PattinAngels! I <3 you all!
I agree! Thank you so much for all you do JAG. Without RAoR I would be a lost soul. This is my home away from home. What’s the old saying “friends are the family you choose for yourself” well I choose you all as my second family. Love you all!!
RAoR is very special indeed..thank you JAG! You are AMAZING.
Just a few things that have changed in my life due to RAoR:
~My vocabulary has expanded two-fold
~I have found a religion where I feel excepted & loved
~I actually got a twitter account (something I vowed never to do!)
~I get to read/laugh/cry with the best ladies/hoors/angles/pervs ever across the world
Thank you & I lurv all of you
Ditto what all these h00rs said! You are the supreme pusher of our RobDope
(soooooo tardy to the party) Well, what can I say that hasn’t already been said? I love you Jag, and I love RAoR, and gawd knows how much I love all of you PattinAngels. I think Peeler and debbo were the only ones that I told this to, but when I was so sick with the swine flu, only ONE of my RL friends even bothered to call and check on me. But you ladies, (tearing up a little) showed so much care and so much support to me, it blew my mind. People can SAY they care ’til they’re blue in the face, but I really FELT it from all of you and I thank you all for that. Needless to say, RAoR and all of you truly make my every day better. No matter what’s going on with RL, I know I can come here and feel like I’m home and leave with a smile. I love all of you and your pervy ass minds! <3
Everyone said everything I feel.
JAG … I <3 you big time! That.is.all.
{hugs & smooches}
And I <3 all of you PattinAngels!
JAG… what they said. I’m sick… can’t think. But, the sentiment is there…
OMG you guys totally made me cry. I would have commented earlier today but wordpress was being a twat.
You guys make what I do so much fucking fun (look no *)
<3s Jag
PS had a craptastic busy work day today. I hate when I cant play *sadpanda*
I’ll be honest with you JAG-when I am looking at HHH, it’s hard for me to get past the eyes. He could be wearing a tablecloth and I probably wouldn’t notice.
If I missed anything I’d say it would have to be any short sleeved tight shirt that he has ever worn in the past. Showing off his biceps and shoulders and his pecks……and maybe a little peek-a-boo manties…..
and I miss the sexpenders too.
A tablecloth…LMAO…maybe I’ll dream about Rob wearing a tablecloth!
Manties……mmmmmmm. hehehe
Up all night reading fan fics as usual…. Started cutting (whacking) my hair cause I need a haircut and it suddenly “died” and looks like shit. Gahh, I hate my hair. Why can’t I have cool hair like Rob? argh. Yeah, I know, he doesn’t have girl hair, but still, he’s got the coolest hair. Short-long, whatever-he looks amazing. But then again, it’s not his hair, it’s his face. His eyes. His lips. His Jaw. It’s his inner sparkle. His magnetism and his charm. Hell, fuck the hair…. That man would be beautiful bald. Sigh. Me? hell…I can’t pull off the Sinead O’Conner look. sigh. Fuck it. It’s headband time. Anyway……glad there are beautiful men out there like our Rob to dream about. When I have a bad hair day (or bad hair month), or whatever sucks in RL, I can just close my eyes and picture ROB. God he’s amazing. I can’t believe how obsessed I am with this man…it’s not normal. Fuck it. I am addicted to Rob and I love every minute of it. He makes me happy and so does RAoR.
I hear you RobsessedMuch, it’s hard to get past Rob’s mesmerizerly sexhot eyes and even notice what the f*ck he’s wearing… !! LOL!
Debbo,
“I can’t believe how obsessed I am with this man…it’s not normal. Fuck it. I am addicted to Rob and I love every minute of it. He makes me happy and so does RAoR.”
I know exactly how you feel, it’s so crazy (“not normal”) for me (especially at my age – cougar here) to be so obsessed about Robert Pattinson… and I tried to control my obsession at first, but then said “fuck it!!” because he also just makes me so happy! I love the man! And sharing my love and obsession for Rob at RAoR makes me happy too! So – no shame!!
RM, melbie, I totally agree on the eye thing! His eyes are always the first thing I notice when I look at him, even when he cut his hair off last year, it didn’t bother me because his f*ckme eyes were still the same.
Debbo, I know exactly what you mean when you say that it’s not normal to be this obsessed with this man, especially, like melbie says, when your old enough to be classified as a cougar!
spunkransomlover,
Hell, as a fellow “classified as a cougar” – it may not be “normal”, but f*ck it! It’s too damn much fun to be obsessed with the perfection (inside and out) that is Robert Pattinson, and share our pervy imaginations with all the other PattinPervs/H00rs~!!!
melbie, I agree that “it’s too damn much fun to be obsessed with the perfection(inside and out) that is Robert Pattinson, and share our pervy imaginations with all the other PattinPervs/H00rs”, I love it, and there ain’t nothin’ in the world that could ever make me stop!
I thought of those a few weeks ago when he did Ellen again, because he wore them there the first time. For some reason I started looking for them, as if he’d break them out for an anniversary or something, lol.
I miss those fuckhawt sexpenders that serve no purpose beyond smutty thought inducement.
There should be a RobHallofFame, like the Smithsonian…..could display his sexpenders, beanie, sexboots, shiteous Nikes, old Stoli shirt (and he could FINALLY start wearing the new one!), etc. etc. etc. Whatcha think???/
Sus,
The RobHalloFame at the Smithsonian would be the most visited exhibit in the whole damn museum!! Count me in!!
The RobHallofFame at the Smithsonian would also have to have a permanent sign posted “CAUTION. WET FLOOR”
The RobHallofFame at the Smithsonian would also need to have an ample supply of mops!
And maybe even some complimentary panties, that they give out at the end while saying “Thank-you, ‘come’ again!”
LMFAO!!! “Thank you, ‘come’ again!”
Yes, definite WET FLOOR problem at that exhibit. And all of the chairs in that hall would have to be covered in sham-wows.
Rather than give away free panties, they could sell Rob underwear on the way out, and quadruple their ticket prices!!
OKay, now that Ive got the mushy, love for JAG stuff out of the way…
That first vid “The Sexpenders” was awwwwe inspiring… while yes Rob is “unbeleivable” …him going through security like a reg joe is f*ckhawt enough without adding the sexpenders…. uhhhnngg.
I was never into the sexpenders, call me crazy…LOL! They looked dangerous, like they could be caught on something like a taxi door handle or something. Wouldn’t want Rob to get road rash on his pretty or anything.
Saw “New Moon” for the third time last night and haven’t a clue where Movie Mojo is getting their numbers from because the theatre was packed! By the time the previews started there wasn’t two seats together anywhere. Going with a group was fun, three adult females *droooOOoling*, two 13 year old girls, and believe or not a 19 year old guy in junior college who warned the two 13 year olds that he’d ‘bust’ them if they screamed when Jake took his T-shirt off before the movie even started. Although my next door nieghbor let out a groan when he did so I nudged her and reminded her that he was ahem..underaged. EVERYONE loved it, and wanted more. They didn’t like the cliff hanger ending so since I was the only one who actually read the books I got grilled for details all the way home.
This is the look I miss the most, I don’t have a clean shot of it, just this “Entertainment” cover shot, I’ll have to go looking for it..but Gwad, that “I’ll eat you alive” look does things to me that are definately illegal!!
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/Enterainment_Rob1a.jpg
“They looked dangerous, like they could be caught on something like a taxi door handle or something. Wouldn’t want Rob to get road rash on his pretty or anything.”
LMFAO Lynda!!
…we def cant have that pretty being damaged!!
I think Rob was afraid that the sexpender pants were too dangerous to his safety as any fan could have grabbed him by said sexpenders and caused the holy peen to be crushed by his crotch seam. Nick probably had insurance taken out on Rob’s holy peen and therefore he was not allowed to wear the sexpenders anymore due to insurance requirements. LOL
Well as much as I love me some sexpenders pants, the holy peen is more iimportant, so I’m glad Nick took out an insurance for the peen *snorts* Ha!! Peen! (god, what am I? 12?? Beavis and Butthead?)
LMAO jenn…
I watched Bevis & Butthead Do America the other day with some friends…. and for some reason I kept picturing Rob as Butthead… Im disturbed.
My Fave Quote from B&BDA:
ButtHead: “Dude, you said Penis..”
Beavis: “heh.. hehehehe… yeah.. Penis.”
See? Told ya, they look dangerous..I was thinking Taxi and road rash etc..but yeah..fans and crunched peen exactly! Tsk…too much to lose there! Actually, we should save up and get him an iron cod piece, say what? Gotta protect the goods if ya knows what I mean..*snort*
LMFAO!! You H00rs are cracking me up – laughing so hard!
“..any fan could have grabbed him by said sexpenders and caused the holy peen to be crushed by his crotch seam.” – debbo
“…as I love me some sexpenders pants, the holy peen is more iimportant..” – jenn
*….we should save up and get him an iron cod piece…” – Lynda
THESE ARE SO F*CKING FUNNY!!!
Lynda
Here’s a “clean” copy of that pic if you want it.
http://twitpic.com/ss8ez
FluffyLiz- THANK YOU!! I really appreciate that, it’s one of my favorite photos ever, besides the Rome ones..Whoot!!
OMG! You ladies have definitely enlightened me! Not once did I ever consider the possible dangers that his sexpenders posed to the Holy Peen! I hope to God that Nick has taken out insurance on it, because you know what they say, “better safe than sorry!”
Yeah. That last chapter of The Lost Boys royally pissed me off. Don’t like where she took it. Hope it goes another direction and soon! It’s still a good story, but yeah, that chapter HURT.
Read comment above. I’ll get there soon!!!*mutters* bunch of teases.
I will have to go with choice #4, as the idea of the sexpenders (on Rob) actually going through all that shit really appeals to the naughty little hOOr in me.
Raise your jizztyping hand if you really would like to see Rob wear red a little more often…*Capri raises hand* I just love that color on him.~sigh~
*raises hand* I totes love that color on him.
I love him in red too, just like here:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=normal_exclusive_019.jpg
and here:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=Remember-Me-Robert-Pattinson-07-15-.jpg
Gorgeous man……………..X
O o o o o o I may have involuntarily moaned at that second one.Me likey, yes indeed!
Oooh I love those pics of Rob in red romanysue, and this one too:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/ManlyRob2-1.jpg
Oh GD. That shirt, that face, those eyes, that hand, that hair……THAT MAN
oooohhh…right-clicky Ladies. THANK YOU!
*raises hand for more red*
Ugh…romanysue I love the 1st one! I haven’t seen it but the minute I get home from work, I’m right-clicking-save it. Thank you.
Holy s**t spunkransomlover!!! That pic has it all!!! YUMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!
SRL: That’s seriously hot…………red t-shirt, hair, fingerporn, scruff…….ohmygod. X
jenn0910: Your welcome! I love it when we all share our robporn. We are unashamed enablers of each other! X
I think Rob’s sexpenders pants are probably sitting in a bag of dirty clothes, locked away in a storage locker owned by Stephanie or Nick…somewhere in Los Angeles. Nobody has washed them and they remain somewhere below 3 ripped up plaid shirts and two holy grey t-shirts. A prayer must be said as they may never be seen again.
Let us bow our heads and give thanks for the precious time we spent in the company of the sexpender pants. We all delighted in the beauty of Rob’s sweet ass in the sexpender pants but we are all sad to see that the pants have somehow disappeared. So let us be grateful for the time we had and say….together….ashes to ashes ….dust to dust……
AVE>>>>>ROBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY’S PANTS…..
Praise Rob and let the members of the church of St. Mattress say….AMEN.
AMEN!! *hands are raised, eyes closed, then shakes it off* ok back to the perving debbo.
*bows head*
Thank you for that OdeToSexpenders Prayer debbo.
Praise Rob and let the members of the church of St. Mattress say….AMEN.
Testify!
and all Rob’s HOors said, “Amen, and Amen!”
Amen and Amen…. (melbie now leaving the Church of St. Mattress to do more Rob-perving at the dumpster…)
I second that Amen!(Hey melbie, scoot over a bit, I’m coming to perv at the dumpster too!)
In JesusRob’s name…Amen…
So. Missed.
Alright ladies. I have been working on a little Night Before Christmas thingy and it started out strong, but somewhere along the way I found myself on the PattinPervExpress headed straight for DGL…….but I’m going to share it anyway….it’s late. Here goes…(did I mention that it is one long-assed poem?I had to shorten it)
Twas the night before XmASS and all through RAoR
Not a creature was stirring, not even a H00r.
The hobos were hung by the chimney with lust
in hopes that HisHolyHottness would come with a thrust.
The Angels were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of ManCandy danced in their heads.
And JAG in her nightie with laptop in hand
had just settled in to crank out a post with our man
When out on the lawn there was such a noise I sprang from my bed-I new it was his voice
Looking around I trembled and shivered
my eyes started to flutter and my lips quivered
The moonlight was perfect, shining down on the city
I stopped to daydream, him and my kitty
When what to my wondering eyes should I see
RPattz in the flesh approaching me
He held me and caressed my cheek with his nose
and then he pulled away and said off with your clothes
More rapid than bunnies, Robgasms they came
I screamed and begged and shouted his name
“Now Domward! Yes Darkward. God Prickward! And you Beautiful Bastard.
Yes Sweetward! Yes Tattward! God Mafiaward! Oh my Universal Master!”
On the top of the counter, on the living room floor.
Even in the shower up against the door.
With a wink of his eye and a nod of his head,
I realized it was time for me to get to bed.
Away to the chimney and up it he flew
Both he and I knew what he had to do.
I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
“Merry Christmas my Angels, I’ll be seeing you all tonight!”
Favs parts:
“The hobos were hung by the chimney with lust
in hopes that HisHolyHottness would come with a thrust.”
“I stopped to daydream, him and my kitty”
“Now Domward! Yes Darkward. God Prickward! And you Beautiful Bastard.
Yes Sweetward! Yes Tattward! God Mafiaward! Oh my Universal Master!”
ROTFLMFAO!
I bow down you, RM. Lurve it!!!
Thanx Jenn. It was a lot harder than I thought it would be(thatswhatshesaid)
I laughed at myself so hard that I almost peed in my pants at the “Now Domward ….my Universal Master” part. It was fun. I have to had it to these people that write ff….just this took a lot out of me. I’d go crazy trying to actually write something.
Seriously, that was like the best fucking poem ever! Mad props on your brilliance.
JAG, I say for your Christmas Eve posting (if you do that, you are allowed to take nights off, ya know) you just do a HoBo/HoHo Christmas with Rob and make fucktabulous manips and our RobAss Christmas Carols & story time. And we’ll leave hot the Heiny’s & Hotpockets so he can “stuff our stockings.” *giggles*
OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That right there is fucktastic OK!!!! I’m trying so hard not to laugh out load since everyone is sleeping
Girly you just made my night
I want a book made out of his with pics of ROBWARD. This will be my bed time story from now on!!!!!!!!
Fucking AWESOME!
My comment is awaiting moderation. Should I curb the effs? New to this sh*t!
LMFAO! *tears*
That is epic! I bow down to your awesomeness!
BRILLIANT!!! *Clap*..*Clap* *Hoot*!!! ♥LOVED♥ it!!
YAY YAY YAYYYY!!
OMG RM!!! classy.
I was laughing so hard, I woke my 3yo up…
he said, as he walked in my room: “Momma, Thats funny for you?”
jenn already pointed out some of my fave lines… (great minds perv alike
)
buuuut,
He held me and caressed my cheek with his nose
and then he pulled away and said [b]off with your clothes[/b]
yesssssss….!!!! OFF WITH MY CLOTHES!!!!!!
RM you are a goddess!!!
RobsessedMuch,
(at least for a night). 
That was amazing and hilarious…I seriously bow down to thee! In fact, I may have to cast aside His Holy Hotness and worship you as my new idol.
RobsessedMuch…..GENIUS. PURE GENIUS. Fucking damn well funny!
applause…!!!!!!!!!!
ENCORE!!!!!
OMFG! That’s Epic! “The hobos were hung by the chimney with lust” Bwahahaha… I am ruined trying to read any Xmas stories to my kids. My oldest has to do this in the Holiday play.The other Mom’s are going to be clueless as to why I’m a quivering, giggling mess while it’s performed. Can’t wait!
*Clapping hands*….Great job, Robsessed!!!! I was LMAO, and diggin’ it!!! Gonna print that one out for future Christmases…LOL!
Great job!
OMG!!! what can I say!! That was BRILLIANT! BRILLIANT! BRILLIANT!
RobsessedMuch do you mind if I print off a copy ?
Oh Holy Jesus H. Christ on a Reindeer!!!!! That poem is f*cking PERFECT! BRILLIANT!!! LMAO!!! I love you RobsessedMuch!!!
Hope you don’t mind, is it okay???….but I copy/pasted your JIZZ-tastic poem to Word and created an illustrated PDF… and I’d love to send it to you?
Ladies-It really warms my thighs to know that you liked my little ditty that much. You can do what ever you want with it, it is for all of you. JAG and the rest of you ladies constantly deal the goods to me day after day. I am tech tarded and don’t know how to make videos or do photo manips(i will be learning how vera soon). It makes me happy that I am finally able to give you all a little something.
Melbie-you can send me anything you want.I know it will be exactly my brand of Rob….carebear1@hotmail.com
I f*cking love this place.
Apparently it is to early for me to type…i’m awaiting moderation….sorry JAG.
Melbie-I typed my email wrong. It is carebear1@hotmail.com
I was dreaming about those sexpenders and couldn’t control my jizztyping.
RobsessedMuch,
Just sent you the poem in PDF via your email,
Got it! Thank you, you are the best.Already printed it out.
RM – Can I just say, I think I love you!!! Seriously!!! That was fanf*ckingtastic!!!!!! That warmed my pervy little heart this morning!!!!! Last night I was laying in bed, trying to fall asleep (I suffer from insomnia a lot) and I was thinking, “I thope RM finishes The Night Before Christmas”. And you did!!!!! <3 U Hard!
Melbie can I just say that I got lost in your avatar…..I was imagining I was climbing up in bed with him, straddling him, slowly running my hands up his chest, and pushing that jacket right off of his shoulders…..and then my GD phone rang!Thank you for your avatar at this moment, it put a smile on my face.
The illustrated companion to this story will have to be sold in an “Adult” bookstore!!!
RobsessedMuch,
You’re so welcome for the PDF of your brilliantly written sexyhot poem; and glad you like my new avi – I love my BedRob.
Peeler-I giggled at myself all night while I tried to make it all fit in the right places*snickersnicker*. I had some other parts written but I had a hard time staying on track…..as I said I hopped up on that train and rode it straight to DGL. I did not pass go and I did not collect my $200! But, I did go to bed with a smile on my face!
Melbie-I love your BedRob too!
So wonderful, RM. Just so wonderful! I’m kind of speechless!
just. freaking. awesome!
best part for me:
“He held me and caressed my cheek with his nose
and then he pulled away and said off with your clothes”
and also:
“More rapid than bunnies, Robgasms they came
I screamed and begged and shouted his name”
just. shit.
excuse me, i think i need some”alone time”
RobbsessedMuch that was awesome!
Thank you…I have to say my favorite part was the listing of our favorite ff:
“Now Domward! Yes Darkward. God Prickward! And you Beautiful Bastard.
Yes Sweetward! Yes Tattward! God Mafiaward! Oh my Universal Master!”
I just picture a jolly, rosy cheeked rob in red velvet sexpender pants holding whip on top of a sleigh with all the sexy characters looking ready to take flight….
I love it! Thank you so much!
RobsessedMuch, I love my BedRob new avi…love the way Rob’s “cocking” his head to one side
Oooops I just noticed that gemmajean also has the same BedRob avi… awww… I’ll have to change mine to another BedRob avi I guess… sorry gemma, didn’t know you were already using the same one!
Melbie and Gemma-two is sometimes better than one*winkwink*
RM – You are the fucking shizz, mate! You’re giving our own dear Tess a run for her money with this. Love it, love it – favourite line?
“More rapid than bunnies, Robgasms they came
I screamed and begged and shouted his name”
Yep, me too!!!!
RM, that was awesome! I love how you included Domward, Tattward, Beautiful Bastard, etc. into it, absolutely perfect!
Christina, I totally agree with you on the XmAss eve idea!
ceapmanfinn, don’t worry, it’s okay eff bombs here!
melbie, now that you’ve said “Holy Jesus H Christ on a reindeer, somebody’s gonna have to come up with a pic of that too!
Melbie…sometimes wordpress confuses me…on my work computer it shows up with the close up of Rob’s face for my avi, and then yours is the profile *iluvtheblueplaidcoat* Rob….but at home I’m the VF bed Rob…so I apologize I may not have realized you had changed it!!!
There are plenty of HHH pics to choose so I can change
here is another couple of lines…again, it is a llloooonnngggg poem
He spoke not a word, with that gonna f*ck you stare
He spanked us,and bit us, and pulled at our hair.
RM..I f*cking love you!!! I really really love you. Every single line was perfect but my fave is
“The hobos were hung by the chimney with lust
in hopes that HisHolyHottness would come with a thrust.”
Brilliant!!!
gemmajean,
Not to worry! I already changed mine to another fav BedRob pic… but it’s not showing up yet… we have so many to choose from now (thanks to VF)!!!
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/clapping.gif
Brilliant!!!
RM…damn I just fell in love with you! Hehehe! That was pure f*cking FABULOUS! My favorite part…every pervy bit of it! GENIUS MY DEAR! <3 you hard!
Debbo- saw your ? from earlier about How to Be.
I bought mine at Best Buy in PA so they do carry it…BTW its snowing like a mofo at my house-I’m moving to FL with you…got room for another cat?? my hubs and kid can stay here but the cat comes with me lol!!
The sexspenders…oh the ways in which they would be useful….
*zones out to fantasyland*
hmmm…if they are wrapped around my wrists while I’m flat on my back just imagine the thrusting capabilities…
now let’s see…should I be missionary or should I just throw my legs up over his shoulders
*ponders*
yeah so I’m thinking either way would be great…
DED DED DED
“’m moving to FL with you…got room for another cat?? my hubs and kid can stay here but the cat comes with me lol!!”–”sorry hunny, but I’m sure you wouldn’t want to live 2 crazed, robsessed h00rs.” lmao!!
Sure, rpgirl27…..as we Floridians say: “COME ON DOWN”….you can stay at MY house with your cat for the winter if I can come to where YOU LIVE for the summer when it’s @#(!@&#&#^!)#!@&*!@!&*@! fucking 95 degrees for 6 months and we all sit IN DEEP FEAR of the possibility of HURRICANES ripping our #$)#(*#$@(*#&@(&@#(&@# rooves off. It’s only been the last two weeks that I’ve been calm enough to put down the power drill and put the sheets of plywood back in the garage until NEXT YEAR when we do it all the fuck over again………And the fucking weathermen DELIGHT in telling us to buy fucking batteries and water and to STAY TUNED to their station for more weather updates. LOL
Sure, come on down. LOL
Now, you tell us about how your roof nearly caved in from all the snow.
Seems it’s always something…isn’t it?
If it’s not hurricanes…then it’s the awful loss of the beloved Rob sexpender pants.
For me, in the land of RAoR, the only scarey thing is if Rob loses his Button Fly Rob Jeans. Other than that…I’m GOOD.
LET THE ROB PERVING CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!
New Robmas carol below…..
“Cum….. they told me…..my rump on his pump……”
rpgirl27,
Thanks. I’ll check at “Best Buy” and see if they have “HOW TO BE” there also. Thanks for answering.
@rpgirl and debbo…if a hurricane comes that way, you ladies can scoot your asses up here to my house! You’d still be in Florida, but the hurricanes usually either peter out before they get here, or they hit the East Coast! And I love cats!
I agree, I miss the pants! And thanks again JAG for keepin’ the lust/love alive for HHH! We love you, RoBear! Wear them already!
Oh my GOD!! RobsessedMuch, that was totally awesome!! It should totally be made into a book just like the night before christmas. I would buy it for real!!
I miss the sexpenders, too. They are probably drowning in an enormous pile of dirty clothes that haven’t been washed in almost 7 months. Maybe he will break em out again after New Year’s. One can only hope!!
do you think that “having someone to wash my clothes” is on HHH Christmas list?
besides “a pap-free environment” and “someone to licky my dicky” and “a years supply of hot pockets”?
I can’t do anything about the paps, or the years supply of Hot Pockets, but I’d be more than willing to wash HHH’s clothes for a licky of his dicky!
So many updates!!!! What am I suppose to read first?????
Crap Crap Crap!!!!!!!!!!! Between reading fan fic, editing a story for someone and now trying out my hand on writing my brain feels like it might explode.
Oh Robward how you have consumed me and *Fill* me with joy
And yet I wouldn’t change a thing
I know what happened to the sexpender pants.
JACKSON FUCKING RATHBONE has them.
Come on boys…share. *thoughts wander to The Arrangement*
http://twitpic.com/r3iwy
<3
HOLY SHIT!!!!Those f*ckers get around don’t they.
Ahhhhh, The Arrangement was a nice read.*wagging eyebrows up and down*
Well, Emz don’t worry! RM and I will retrieve them when we TagTeamRobJackson behind the dumpster!!!!
YAYESSS! And then we get to return them to their proper owner.It will be a glorious reunion.
The sexspenders or you, me and Rob?????????
all of the above
haha that would make them “cast pants”
just like the proverbial village bicycle…eveyone’s had a wear.
WTF?!! Jackson has some kinda nerve wearin’ Rob’s sexpenders! Maybe he went commando in them and that’s why Rob doesn’t wear them anymore!
I think Jackson should keep them. YUM.
*ducks behind the dumpster to take cover from the mob sure to be after my guts due to the above statement. Oh, hello Rob, you’re behind here too? I’ll make myself comfortable then.*
TagTeamRobJackson- Now this is a team I can fully support!!
LMAO!!! Oh Em, I just knew you’d bust out that pic of Jax
*Uses elbows to make room on TagTeamRobJackson*
UM HELLO. *dives behind the dumpster*
I’m sure he DID go commando in them, Spunk, I mean, it’s Jackson, DUH.
the Brown Bubble Jacket … I really miss it. I think it was last seen in Cannes, but I’m not sure.
oh and the Old Stoli, can’t get enough of that silly Franken-Shirt
I love you for requesting Rob yet again to wear the sexpenders, JAG!!!
Oh can I mention it is a bad idea to read fan fic at work, you know the hot sexin ones. Let me tell you it is not fun having to work in wet panties
Pulse looking flushed doesn’t help either. My co-worker thought my hubby came for a “visit” cus she said I had that freshly fucked look going
So yeah bad idea indeed. Oh and it was Master of the Universe that did it! Damn you Icy!!!!
OMR!!!! “Freshly f*cked look” at work!! Yikes!!!! The authors should attach a warning to the FF stating that they are not responsible for any “mishaps” that may occur due to your reading them anywhere but in the privacy of your home! LOL!
UM……yeah well lets just say I had that numbing feeling in my mouth when you are well you know in need of some release. I just wanted to go home and jump in bed with my hubby
It was a very interesting day let me tell you 
MELBIETOAST
MELBIETOAST
MELBIETOAST
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if you come around RAoR tonight….. Check your Flickr Mail!!!
…I dont want to say much about it… but just check your Flickr Mail …..I have a devious and superF*ckhawt plan on my mind, and I need your help and collaboration on this SHIZZZ!!!!!
will we get to see the end result of this collaboration???
why are we whispering? lol
*wispers* shhhhhh debbo… its a superawesome concept i dreamed up last night and i coudnt do it without my melbie…
…you will see soon enough children, soon enough….
*SQUEEEEEEEEEE*
in all realness angels, I havent been this excited about a project in a while
ah hon…that’s so sweet. Have fun with your little project. Can’t wait to see what you create. LOVE you guys…..when you pour all that Rob love into creativity..it’s a beautiful THANG.
(melbietoast whispers to gina): Hey gina! Check YOUR Flickr mail… I’m ALL for it! It’s a “superhawt-fuck” plan
!!!!
Oh, the an.ti.ci.pa.tion!
Now I’m anxious to know what you guys are up to!
Oh,Sexpenders,how I miss thee
Of COURSE jenn!!
…all that I ever do will be for my fellow PattinAngels… *giggles like schoolgirl*
score!!!! *pumps fist in the air*
ditto that Jenn!!!! Rah! Rah!!
JAG,
Anyway I’m still not even sure which one was my first, but all this time I thought you started this blog in March…I didn’t realize it was February! Totes learned something new!!
So I’m not really quite sure what possessed me to do this, but I guess I’ve wanted to for a while now…
Anyway since you linked a post from April (which I had seen) I decided I would go backwards until I got to the first post I read and inevitably to your first post ever…
(I thought my first would be soon after, but apparently I’ve been coming here [heh] for a lot longer than I thought).
So… my real point in all of this is that I can’t believe what this blog has turned into in such a short period of time!!! It was actually shocking to find posts that didn’t have at least two or three full pages of comments!!
I mean…I’m not completely oblivious…obviously I could tell that many new RAoR fans have been coming out and commenting based on the number of comments you’ve been getting, but it’s like…it didn’t click until I saw the posts with only 20 or less – and I was reading those then! How quickly I’ve forgotten!! Are you ever completely overwhelmed and shocked by it all??? 
Oh, and I can’t believe the first post was a Robert Pattinson – Would you tap that? post! HAHA!!! Now I see much greater significance in why that is the header in the tab when I click on any of the photos you post!
Seriously though…this blog, you and the rest of the gals definitely bring some major enjoyment and levity to my days!!! I just had to share after I took that little trip down memory lane and tell you keep up the good work JAG <3 you big time!!!!
ps. RAoR banner featuring CannesRob = WIN
Yes, I wanted to mention that, too, EMZ…the banners recently have been epic! <3 them (and RAoR)!!!
Gawd! Definately miss those sexpenders – and the black t-shirt…..
Mostly I miss Rob, being home in the UK, a little closer to me! It’s been too damn long and we need a turn now!
I dreamt about him last night, he was a friend of mine but I wanted more and we visited my village and was getting mobbed by everyone which made me really cross. I kept trying to get his attention to ‘save’ him. He was gorgeous (all Vanity Fair 2008) in my dream but i could tell he was trying to avoid me telling him how I felt! Weird.
If you didn’t see my message yesterday (as I left it quite late) thank you all so much for your birthday wishes!
X
Hmmm…. have we tried reverse psychology yet? Rob buzzed his head when everyone was raving about his hair. The boys a rebel!
I think the same thing (sadly) happened with the new Stoli shirt. We all wanted him so badly to wear it so his natural Taurus/Robbiness nature kicked in and he said “Hell no! I’ll wear it to bed but never in public!”.
I’m also opting for a #7 as to what happened to the sexspender pants. I think they’re in a box of dirty clothes that Rob shipped to whatever place he has been and just never got around to washing them.
It helps a lot to think of him wearing the New Stoli to bed. Thanks!
As long as he’s the one wearing it to bed and not that nameless individual!LOL!
Oh the sexspenders. le sigh.
I miss cheeky peeks of manties and happy trails…kinda like this one here: http://twitpic.com/ryhng
that trail kinda pwns me and my kitty. trufax. xo
I love that picture………….it never gets old……………*thud* X
JESUS Holy Christ Almighty Lord in Heaven on a Bicycle!!!! I’ve never seen that f*cking photo!!! And I’m the lover of all Rob-Happy-Trail pics! Manties, the V and Happy Trail!!!!
*THUD* ————-> out
I’ve never seen that one either. Seriously, I’m salivating. He’s so hairy and manly. It drives me insane. Thanks for posting it.
JAG posted that pic for The 12 Robmandments post. It’s the one she used for #1 “Thou shalt not wear a belt…ever!”
I miss Rob! I don’t care what he’s wearing but if I had to choose, then I missed sex boots with sexpenders.
I have a question…one that I am sure has been answered, but damned if I can find it., so here goes.
What is all this talk about dumpsters?
Oh just the fact that if we saw Rob walking alone near an alley we just might want to shyly asked him if he’d like to take a little stroll down said alley so we could give him a little ‘thank you’ gift for all the robalistic joy he gives us day after day….all he’d have to do is get between a couple of dumpsters (out of sight of all competition of course) and we’d do all the work, all we’d ask in return would be a satisfied smile, maybe a pat on the head and if we did a really good job..er a kiss? Maybe.? Yay?
I forgot to read a story update for one of my FAVORITE fan fic stories…..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4775304/1/Library_Rendezvous
“LIBRARY RENDEZVOUS” is the name of it.
If you haven’t read this story, you MUST READ IT.
I DEARLY LOVE the “Edward” character in this story. He’s such a sweetheart and a romantic and horny fucker…..sigh. LOVE HIM. sweet!
I love this too! I would sell my soul (oh shit – already done that pervin’ over the robporn) for that Edward……X
Ahh, Rob in his sexpenders = total WIN, especially when teamed with either the old Stoli, sex boots and beanie or the short-sleeved blue shirt (I love that Rob likes to leave his shirts unbuttoned so far, showing plenty of clavicle, chest and manfur …. yummo!) One of my fav sexpender pix is this one (with just a teasing glimpse of manties …. *shiver*)
http://twitpic.com/cueir
Of Fluffy, that is a sweet sweet pic (I love Rob’s shirts unbuttoned also– gah! manfur! manties! Gimme!
ManFur, manties..Oooh Yeah!
Ooohhh….I love me that one! The sexpenders, the eye fuck, the scruff. ugh…*shivers* I shouldn’t had clicked on it while at work. You would think we would learn the lesson after it happens the first time, but no!!
“Monteblahblah Italy”, priceless, you know they are under a bed somewhere, or in those 10 boxes of laundry he had shipped to Vancouver, which is now in a warehouse is LA!
JAG, priceless, thanks for morning laugh! Now to more important things, where the f**k is the new STOLI!
Sweet, beautiful Rob….
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rob-nm-press-conf.jpg
Love that picture!!! Love when he has that intense stare…
Oh such a sweet darling photo….of adorable Rob. Love his beautiful smile.
In B&W:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4169374453/sizes/o/in/set-72157622760294713/
Debbo, melbie, those pics are just beautiful!
That is definately a Stunner Debbo! Delicious!
JAG – “Monteblahblah Italy”! Cracking my sh*z up this morning!!!! They could also be buried under a pile of Twix wrappers and empty Heiniken bottles.
I had to make a few comments before I go off to read “The Lost Boys” latest chapter.
First, the song on the last video, I LOVE IT!! Blur makes me nostalgic, also. Woo Hoo…
JAG, I am so glad that I found this place because you make me laugh every day that I am on here. I’ve been wondering about the sexpender pants lately as well. In fact, on LTT/LTR, they wrote a letter to Rob’s security guard recently. I think that they were asking him about the benefits of guarding our favorite man. You know, how many phone numbers he got, all of the cleavage that’s been shoved in his face, the usual stuff.
I mentioned in the comments, that I wanted to talk to Rob’s “man handler” to see if he could ask Rob about where the Sexpender pants and Stoli shirt went.
I have to admit, that your reasoning for why we haven’t seen said pants to way funnier, than just that the man won’t let anyone touch his laundry. I mean his mum and sisters were just in town, couldn’t they have helped him out with that?
My favorites were:
-”Kellen borrowed them and stretched the shit out of them with his beefy thighs.”
-”A certain nameless individual accidentally ripped the suspenders off them while using them for leverage by um accident.” (I have to say, that if she really did do this, she should replace them.)
I love laughing and drooling at Rob’s wardrobe choices in the morning!! Here’s hoping that the Black V-neck t-shirt and button-fly jeans make an appearance soon. (my personal favorite)
OMG is Nick almost smiling? NAH, it can’t be…. lol
Cute Rob picture….it looks better smaller.
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Debbo – “Incubus Anamoly” updated!!!!!! I even left a review, something I don’t normally do becuase I come off sounding illiterate when I do but I love this story so much I felt compelled to. It is shaping up NICELY!!!!
1peeler….YA YA I READ IT. HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT. woof
OMG. That story is HOT!!!