This post really needs no words…AT ALL lol However, I am a wordy bitch so…
Rob has managed to completely master the sex-eyes like no other actor out there today…seriously. With a tilt of his chin, he looks up through his lashes, smirks or lets his mouth open slightly and then injects an intensity into his eyes that can not only bore through your panties but right through your soul. *le sigh*
Some of my Fave Robert Pattinson F*ck Me Looks of 2009…
with 1000s of pics to choose from, here are a smattering of my tops!
Oh yeah, you know you've been sexed good with the look and the stance!
More panty destroying eff me eyes after the jizz…
Must have music for todays ROMP!
*lady beansplosion*
Rob even delivers a hawt eye f*ck in the craptastic DadShirt!
GAH!
Rob + France = So much WIN!
Oh yea, give it to me bb.
If you're not walking funny after looking at this one...gah he gave it to ya hard here!
I.AM.DIED *this is JAGs ghost jizztyping this now*
The Gallery of Panty-Combusting EyeF*ckapalooza Goodness
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- THUD!
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- Oh yea, give it to me bb.
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- *lady beansplosion*
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- Rob even delivers a hawt eye f*ck in the craptastic DadShirt!
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- If you’re not walking funny after looking at this one…POOF!
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- I.AM.DIED *this is JAGs ghost jizztyping this now*
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- GAH!
Alright PattinAngels, bust out your best eye-f*ck pics! Bring it!
Rob’s looking pretty scruffy here… *thud*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4165234873/sizes/l/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4165992570/sizes/l/
!!!!!!!!!!……………ohmyfuckinggoodgodabovemelbie………………!!!!!!!!!
XXX
lord there is just so much MANLINESS to this man. no pussy-ass metrosexual dude is even going to come close (hear that efffron?) Rob just oozes testosterone. Shit I mean, it oozes right outta his eyes for Christ sake! His being just emanates virility. And how I love me a manly man!
yup. pregnant by visual conception.
only rob!
Is it hot in here or is it just me? MELBIE YOU ARE KILLING ME.
Rob is just S M O K I N’ FIRE….
Melbie,
I just want to come live in your flicker account!
romanysue,
OMFG YES… Rob Rob Rob Rob!
mimi,
YES!! Manliness! Virility! Rob just ooooozes TESTOSTERONE!!
debbo,
Not sorry I’m KILLING you… duh… *thud*
Zenobia,
You can just cum and live in my flickr account anytime
Yeah, cumming to live there or living to cum there… I’ll be in a happy place either way
‘Ladybeansplosion’ has f*&ked me right up!
I was thinking yesterday maybe Im calming down with this Robsession thing and then today I get slammed with the JAG f*&k me stare collection…….Im definately worse than ever.
‘I have never wanted a human’s body so badly in all my life’
This man is killing me slowly and sometimes I think deliberately.
Oh…good ones JAG!! So are so many of the others that are up on this board..Whoa!! *THUD*!!
Here are some of my favorites..
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/rpat13sharp.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/LFI_NEWMOONLA45.jpg
A couple more that got to me…*Drool*
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/028wy.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/32.jpg
More?
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/I_GET_OFFc.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/gallery_enlarged-new-moon-new-yo-7.jpg
I may have stolen some of these Lynda…….I’ll be havin’ a lie down if anyone wants me…..X
Oh Lynda, you DIED me with that 3rd one from Vanity Fair 2008… GAWWWWD!!!!!! (melbie running to photoshop to enhance every way but sideways…) – THAT is just a STUPENDOUS Rob pic that KILLED ME DED.
Lynda! That 5th one with the trombone (!!!) just killed me DED again! GAWWWW!
“…that can not only bore into your panties but to your soul”
Nobody can do fuck me stares like Rob – there isn’t one other celebrity out there who can pull it off. It just comes naturally to Rob.
I love the way when he smirks his cheeks hollow out
Anyway I’m sure I’m preggers after staring at all these pictures – Rob’s gonna be a young dad after all LOL (I wish it were that easy to have his baby)
God..that look always look so evil,i love it..If i ever meet him and he looked like that to me..i´m going crazy over him..i promise..=)
I would lose my shit if he ever looked at me like that in person. I’m generally a quite and shy person but he brings out my sexual aggressiveness like no other person EVER has. He’d have to have my physically removed from his body if he pulled that face in person.
Dukkesa and Christa,
Can you imagine if Rob looked at one of us with that fuck me stare, in person????!! Kill me now, for I would DIE – *POOF* gone gone gone….
WOW, You guys have been blithering….WHEW.
I’ve been reading ALL FREAKING NIGHT. I have completely started and FINISHED a fan fic in one night. JEESH. I’m addicted. ARGH
Here’s the one I read:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5125499/1/La_canzone_della_Bella_Cigna
I sucked that story up like a CHOCOLATE DIPPED ROB PEEN. HAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
This year had to be the HOTTEST ROB EVER. I don’t see how he can top this year. JUST NO WAY. He was so fucking hawt that my panties combusted and burned themselves up. I had to go to a burn unit I was so badly fried from his fuckhawt pictures. GOD DAMN how can anybody not want this man? LORD HAVE MERCY. I can’t have pick from those pictures above. They are all mind blowing. GAHHHHHHHH Nothing else to say there.
Oh Robby honey, move your hands and let ME DO THAT. I’ll pull that jacket and you into me and suck your face like a vice grip. ROARRRRRR
WOOF WOOF OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWW
BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HOWLED.
It’s not BIG, but it’s POWERFUL (that’s what SHE said)
http://robmusement.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/46466619.jpg
How about something funny….
Funny? OK….
http://robmusement.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tension.jpg
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
IT’S BEEN A HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT TIME WITH ROB. WOOF
http://robmusement.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/46168919.jpg
Hey deb the fanfic bot won’t let me post the email add.
What else can we do?
deb,
You’ll have to post your e-mail here, unless you want to send me your e-mail address from my “YouTube” e-mail. Click on my name to get there, there’s a link there. Scroll to find it. SEND ME YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS AT MY YOUTUBE.
Cool.
I love it when you howl!!
Oh debbo,
You are howlin’ tonight! Fuck I love those pics you posted!!!! And I’ll jump into that hot tub with Rob in a PattinH00r second! (and that would be a good remedy for the burning panties… but the water in the tub would soon be boiling HOT)
NO. WORDS. BRAIN. DEAD.
Too much fuckhawtness in one post, too much for brain….too much for ovaries…..death by Robgasm. DEAD.
I hear you HaystackHair! Tooooo much fuckhawtness in this post and comments…. all these pics of Rob’s fuck me stare are absolutely KILLING me DED – death by Robgasm….Holy Fuck!
Oh Rob honey….shoot me with your BIG POWERFUL GUN. (that’s what SHE said)
http://robnipulations.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/gangsterrob.jpg?w=400&h=561
Pattinangels…..let us go to the church of St. Mattress and bow down and pray to give thanks for Rob and his holy peen. As I lay me down to sleep, I pray my pussy Rob will eat. LOL
http://robmusement.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/46041179.jpg
Can I get a WITNESS? AMEN!!! ROB FOLLOWERS…>I SAY: CAN I GET A WITNESS TO THE POWER OF HIS HOLY PEEN. Gospel music kicks in and the band just fucking kicks ass…..and we are all clapping and singing…..and the roar is loud as we all scream….PRAISE ROB…..HALLE_FUCKING_LUIA praise Rob. Hallowed be thy peen. SPEAK IT LADIES>…CAN I GET AN AMEN?
http://robmusement.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/46050239.jpg
DAZZLE ME BABY….BRING IT ON….IN THE NAME OF THE PEEN….FUCK. ME!!!!!
http://robmusement.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/do-i-dazzle-you.jpg
A MUTHA FUCKIN MEN!!!!!
AMEN AMEN AMEN!!
You are KILLing me debbo… All Hail to HHH’s Holy Peen!!
A to the M to the E to the N. Debbo that pic of the promised land that houses the holy peen is like a gift from God himself. RL kickin my add today, just trying to catch up, and that is about to die me!!Thank you
How the hell am I going to work now. The girls are quivering, knees are shaking,legs are wobbling. Gotta go change again. DAMN!!!
um…ya…right here ———–>
ohhhhhh SUCK IT ROBBY…HARDER. mmmm yeah
http://robmusement.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/smokey-rob-3-july-4.jpg
CLICK IT to make it bigger….(MMM YEAH)
There’s a shitload of Rob there, check out the slideshow and suck up your own BIG ROBs
http://everglowmedia.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=-933&pos=137
I’ll take you sideways, upside down, any way you want sweetheart. click to make it bigger.
(that’s what SHE said) mmmmmm Robby….
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=659&pos=9
Two page spread….but let’s bow our heads and give thanks for the ROB THIGHS. GOD DAMN!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE HIS THIGHS. Just one lick. That’s all I ask. A little nibble…ok, let me hump the leg…knee….hand….fingers (three please). STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=659&pos=6
“Two page spread…” *RM having giggle fit*
JAG,
I am speechless for my own words. And I want to thank everyone in the comments for the additional photos to drool over.
Since I can’t put it into my own words, how Rob makes me feel, when he casts his intense stare into the camera, I immediately thought of my favorite Britward, from The Lost Boys. This chapter is really the main reason why I love this story so much, that I had to save it on my zip drive.
I think that this passage says it better than I ever could.
“‘Men, she told me, can please women. That is far too simple. You will make your woman beg. Beg for your touch, your tongue, your cock. You will make her shed everything and lay bare and wait only for you. You will drive her to madness.’”
“I. Will. Fuck. You. Till. You. Can’t. Fucking. Breathe.” “Or not. It’s your call . . . Darling.”
“Fuck. He was. The devil, incarnate.”
That I think, “nailed Rob right on the head” for me. (That’s what she said.) He makes me want to beg…
WORKS FOR ME. Thank you for that lovely piece of literature. Sigh.
hehe No really, I LOVE “The Lost Boys” story. That english musician Edward really knows how to make love to a woman and he’s SO SO GOOD AT IT. Lord.
I love that story…..
No really, THANK YOU for that. In a way, it was lovely, in a way, it was mmmm.
OMFG Katiebirdie, that is the most delish quote… copy/pasted that MF right to my PC – perfectly describes what Rob does to us with his Fuck Me stare…for Christ’s sake, I gotta read The Lost Boys…
Katie-”I.Will.Fuck.You. Till. You. Can’t. Fucking. Breathe.” one of THE BEST f*cking quotes ever! Right up there with Tattwards “I will make you cum so hard, so many times, that all you will be able to think about is what it will be like when I finally do f*ck you”…..Both of those send shivers down my spine and make my girlie bits stand at attention!!
Debbo-you are the reason that I started reading TLB. Thank you for that, it is one of my favs.
Melbie-get your add in gear and read that fic. YOU.WILL.NOT.BE.SORRY!!
RobsessedMuch,
Yeah, it’s one of my favorites “The Lost Boys”. I think NORA told me about that one. She has led me to some amazing stories. Thank Nora. I’m just the black sheep following the head fan fic reading sheep.
RobsessedMuch,
**melbie getting ass in gear and running to fanfic.net to read “The Lost Boys”….**
click to make him biggggggggg
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=-408&pos=97
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
watch slideshow for more.
one of my favorites recently. SHOW ME DA FUR BABY.
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rob51.jpg
FUCK.ME.DEAD
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/robert26.jpg
Please just let me suck that bottom lip. THOSE LIPS …OH GOD.
I can’t take any more.
The big ones kill me. (that’s what SHE said) I’m outa here. goodnight ladies.
The sun is up and it’s time for me to close my vampire musician lid. I sleep during the day……..squeeeeeeekkk Wake me when the sun is down. LOL
Pleasant dreams of Rob…..sigh
Debbo, I want the top one okay. You suck the bottom one and I’ll get the top one and then we’ll switch. Sound good?!
I wanna be the ham all up in THAT sandwich! YOW!!!
debbo…I sent your goodie to your E-mail…sweet dreams! xoxoxo
sounds good to me scilla.
LuvnRobALLday,
It JUST CAME (that’s what SHE said)…..in my e-mail. THANK YOU SO MUCH for that lovely lovely Rob gift. You are wonderful! <3 HAPPY! merry robmas.
*BRAIN. IS. DEAD.*
um anytime he is laying down AND giving the ef-me eyes undoes me completely.
just to wake up in white cotton sheets with THAT face staring back at me.
nah who am I kidding? It would only mean more laundry for Mimi.
Kaboom! a nuclear panty explosion. complete with mushroom cloud and fallout.
I hear ya mimi! Here comes the bomb… I’ve got my finger on the button (that’s what Rob should say)
http://twitpic.com/s6j9x
yup deb.
that. right. there.
“Kaboom! a nuclear panty explosion complete with mushroom cloud and fallout.”
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4165368548/sizes/o/in/set-72157622748385273/
Oh Sweet Baby Jebus!!
MELBIE!
that one started WWIII in my panties.
Mimi! You are the bomb (literally)… ROFLMAO!!
DEAD.ME.FUCK
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rob3.jpg
This is one of my FAVORITE Tyler pictures from this year’s shoot. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Make it bigger
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/set_rm_8_040.jpg
Aaaa, you just HAD to drag RomeRob in here, JUST when I was getting something done at home! Well, I might as well give it up now, I’m a gonner.
You know what he is way to fuckin HHHOOOTTT.
It’s not fair at all. Like how can someone just look that good and be all shy like and UGH GOD I don’t know I get all like that song Clumsy
You got me tripping, stumbling, flipping, fumbling
Clumsy cause I’m falling in love
You got me slipping, tumbling, sinking, fumbling
Clumsy cause I’m falling in love
So in love with you
Can’t help it
Why must you be so FuckHawt Rob!!!!!! God dang it!!!!!!!!!!!
*passed out cold (hot) DED*
Don’t be sad baby….I’ll suck it and make it all better. LOL
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tyler22.jpg
Go ahead rob honey, fuck me when you’re angry. I like it hard. LOL
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tyler-5.jpg
my right click/save button is going to DIE
O o o o …angry sexxin….mama likey…
One of my favorite Tyler-Rob pictures. Taken from far away, but my god the sizzle and softness. GOD
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/white-shirt-2.jpg
Handsomest man on the planet if you ask me.
SIGH. Last one guys….
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/white-shirt-4.jpg
I just saved the second one, because he looks almost at peace there, with his slight smile.
Thanks debbo…
OK, one more post. I WANT MY TYLER MOVIE!
REMEMBER ME. NOW. ME WANT. SUCK ROB FACE
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tyler3.jpg
I miss last summer with all the pictures of TYLER-ROB. My favorite days were the day in the park on the statue, the first day of shooting and the suit pictures with the raybans and that red building. ARGH
goodnight.
Jesus H. Christ…. I loved those pictures from the set of Remember Me. Him smoking, sitting on a giant mushroom…So Hawt!!
I actually went to see New Moon again by myself yesterday, and was so pissed that I didn’t get to see movie trailer again. WTF!?!? I was so looking forward to hearing, “So I guess, it was here just to tease me.” (paraphrasing, of course) The first time I saw the trailer, I nearly fell out of my seat. Panties completely gone…
I saw New Moon the first time in Chicago, but was in Ann Arbor, MI yesterday. I guess it must depend on the theater.
Same here katiebird,
I would have paid the money JUST TO SEE the “Remember Me” trailer, but my theatre didn’t show it either. I was so bummed. I can’t wait for RM to come out. I think it will probably be my all time favorite Rob movie and when it comes out on DVD…lookout. I’m not coming out of the house for DAYS. Pause, zoom, pause, fast forward, pause….
Remember Me is going to DIE us all it will be so fuckhawt full of panty-poofing ROB. Gimme Gimme Gimme
oops, forgot the other one
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rob-smiling_central_park.jpg
wow debbo! you sure are pimping out the pretty today. may i just say….THANK YOU!!!
last summer NYC photo shoot was heavenly. Although I think the some fans / all paps made it a bit hellish for our dear Rob. Poor baby…come to Mimi and I’ll make it all better
debbo,
THANK YOU THANK YOU for all those FUCKtastic ROB pics…
*pant pant pant*
Mm.. yea. Tyler is totes doing it for me. Is it march yet?
This one’s for JAG. Although I know she has it I am sure cause she loves mexico rob.
SEXPENDERS…>AND….SEXBOOTS.
THAT IS ALL I NEED TO SAY.
GAHHHHHH
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/rob-luis-veloz3.jpg
JAG I hope you don’t mind sharing ’cause I needed that one for the set… Fuck. me. upside. down. I love the look on his face, his hair, what he’s wearing, I even love the carpet and wall hanging! What a day…
I LOVE MEXICO ROB!!! Holy fuckhawt!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4133278578/sizes/o/in/set-72157622873000612/
FINGERS!!!
http://twitpic.com/nacxh
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5186191/1/I_Will_Follow_You_Into_The_Dark
Dr. Edward Cullen falls hard for Bella Swan, an exotic dancer in one of Seattle’s nightclubs. What kept her from dancing on Broadway? Can they escape their haunted pasts and find love for the first time? All human. Rated M for language and lemons
Its really good ladies. And its completed.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4550368/1/Lady_Of_The_Knight
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
I liked this one. It is very loosely based on Pretty Women.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4400984/1/Private_Tutor
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she’s used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
This one was really good. Edward can be my Private Tutor when every he wants. I’ll go back to school if I have to
I like this author’s ONE SHOT too. IT IS ALL LEMONS. MUST READ. SHORT but fucking….. end of sentence. LOL
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4531250/1/Bring_the_handcuffs_or_frisky_frisking_Edward
After all these hot pictures….I think we needed that ONE SHOT FUCKING LEMON.
AMEN and thank you for fan fics. It’s the answer to a Rob perv’s prayer. LOL
Yes Debbo that one was Hawt. If I new there are cops around that look like that then I will do something to get pulled over. Handcuffs MYOHMYOHMY!!!!!!
Oh Debbo if you want more recs just click on my name. I have a bunch of fav storys and authors that you might not have read yet or seen!!!!!!
I mostly save the authors though. They all have something good to read
asiki, added Private Tutor to my list! Sounds like a FAV to me!
OH GOD JAG….that new banner is HEAVEN!
ROB IN THE GRASS. “Splendor in the Grass”. Who were the star lovers in that movie, anybody know? Great film. I always wanted to be her….lovely.
Natalie Wood and Warren Beatty. They were both sooo beautiful in that movie.
YES. You win an all expense paid trip to Rob’s hotel room. Rob sold separately. hehhehehe
YES. I loved those two. I always wanted to look like Natalie Wood.
Rob sold separately?! NOOOO, I want Rob included. Natalie Wood is one of my all time favorites. Her death was so tragic.
Um…Err…I am all packed and ready to go….to Durty Girl Land, and here’s what I’m bringing with me :
http://www.robpattinson.com/robertpattinsonphotos/index.php?album=Promotional+Appearances%2Fplanet-hollywood-2008&image=16151510Jenbarn7611242008125840PM.jpg
http://robertpattinsonwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/normal-022.jpg
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/hollywood/2009/12/pattinson-E-0912-13.jpg
JAG-this may be my favorite post yet. There is no other man alive that possesses me like this man. I just can’t even form a coherent thought…..gotta go get eye f*cked by some more pretty. What a glorious day!!Thank You JAG and the rest of you naughty Angels for sharing.
The 2nd one OMG! Never saw that one & that’s hard to do! RobsessedMuch, I’m giving you a big ole’ lezzie kiss right now, thanks babe!
SBAB- *jumping up and down and waving frantically* I’m next for kissing RM, I’m next!
HOLY SHIT! where in the hell did that second pic come from?? I mean its obviously Romerob, but HOT F-KING DAMN!!!!!
OK, Robsessed Much. Step away from the computer and keep your hands where I can see ‘em. Now, answer me. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT AND DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE???
yeah, I am desperate for a hit!
and as far as what I’m bringing to Durty Gurl land…just an oversized towel. you know. to clean up a bit. afterwards.
I love big ole’ lezzie kisses in the name of spreading Robjoy. It feels really good to be a dealer…this is probably my first time at showing someone something they have never seen. Does that mean I have reached Stage 5? I am so proud!!
Where I got it????Ummmmm and are there more????
You mean like this….
http://robertpattinsonwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/normal-020.jpg
Or maybe this one….
http://robertpattinsonwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/normal-012.jpg
Yep…It is no secret that RomeRob is my favorite. He really does it for me.I just want to run my fingers through that hair starting at the sides, slowly raking my fingernails around to the back of his head, and then just HOLD.ON.TIGHT.(ifyouknowwhatimeanandimprettysureyoudo)
fuck me!!!
you are one bad ass pimp!!!!!
and i’ve spontanelousy combusted for the seventy fitht time today.
hahah and im leaving the jizztypes in!
“I just want to run my fingers through that hair starting at the sides, slowly raking my fingernails around to the back of his head, and then just HOLD.ON.TIGHT.”
gnahhhhh!!!
i think i love you.
for.real.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4509651/1/Resident_Geek
Here is a video that will go with this story nicely. I love this one it is ay HAWT!!!! It starts at 1.18 min.
Rob Pattinson……single handedly causing global warming!!The ozone is no match for the f*ckhawtness that is HHH.
http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.17/t.gif
The weather report for Rob is hawt and sultry, with a chance of raining panties!!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/43518042.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1260202750&Signature=WN2jig8mJ17oRJvR06WAuKU4FDE%3D
My tech tardedness just gets in the way sometimes….sorry
hehehheheh 1peeler…..good one.
I hear there may be fog in the morning, or is that just steam coming (cuming) off of Rob?
RobsessedMuch….that one of him biting his lip and buttoning his jacket….reminds me of a beautiful peacock….displaying his amazing plumage. Oh yeah, I want to see Rob’s plumage. LOL
I want to see the plumage and I want to pluck him senseless!!!
IGD…..hehehehehhehe
JAG – I AM DIED! I have to force myself to look away because these are blinding, like starring into the sun too long! I have to shut off my computer or I will not get any laundry done today because of Rob’s f*ckhawtness!
I’m almost in tears I got myself all wound up horny for Rob this morning and from JAG’s choice pictures also. I must be ovulating. LOL HELP MEEEEEE!!!!
My chest hurts. It’s opening the big huge pictures of Rob that does it. Just makes me QUAKE.
I swear man I never EVER get tired of looking at pictures of Rob. ALL DAY EVERY DAY IF I COULD……and all night too if Rob were around, but in that case I want to touch…. LOL
I need a cold shower. I swear to God. I’m OUTA HERE> I can’t take any more Rob right now…..It’s just overwhelming, you know? OH ROBBBBBBB.
(said like mary tyler moore in the dick van dyke show (
HIT THE SHOWER DEBBO…..fuck, I’m already wet. TMI hehehehhe
It’s Rob’s fault.
LMAO, Debbo!
like staring at the sun….thats a perfect description peeler…. you know you should look away and save yourself but you cant take your eyes off him
Nope! Sure can’t! And if I was in close enough proximity I wouldn’t be able to take my hands or tongue off him either!!!!!
1peeler,
Laundry??? What’s that?? !!! (mine is piled to the ceiling)
Uggghhh! Are you kidding me??? Looks like another day down the tubes-screw holiday shopping and decorating (my family is getting mad at me!!). Seriously. . . Feels like the heat miser is in my pants-*moan*
Heat Miser, lmfao!
RL is sooo overrated anyway!
shell, its impossible to get stuff done with this level of pretty on the table…forget it do it tomorrow
I feel ya, Shell! My parents just asked if I could spare an hour today to go Christmas shopping . . . again . . . blah, blah, blah. I said, “No, Dad sorry. I can’t spare an hour today.” He asks, “How about tomorrow?” Peeler thinks to herself “that all depends on tomorrow’s post”. LOL!!!!!
I managed to pick my preschooler & got McDonald’s (don’t want to spend the time making pb & J), and settled back in my chair!! So happy to know I am not alone-but you ladies are such enablers!! I looooove it!!
Back to. . . *stare* *pant* *moan* I feel like Dorthy, “there’s no place like RAoR, there’s no place like RAoR!” Well, I can think of a better place. . . Like, yeah, right???
Damn, daughter just spilled her milk. Ugh-RL is messing with my mojo!
@shell “There’s no place like RAoR, there’s no place like RAoR” LMAO! It’s funny ’cause its TRUE!!
This RAoR post owns my ass… my ass can’t get out of my chair I’m so panting for all these fuckhawt “you know you want me” pics…last night and today – hours and hours of RobPorn gazing until I am BRAIN DED from whimpering and moaning … *poof*
I’m a puddle when it’s a picture of him just walking down the street let alone when he’s actually trying to make me explode. I have all of the symptoms of RSF. I now have to make sure I’m alone before looking at his pictures because the moaning and the squirming have been hard to explain and even harder to hide. I believe that he not only knows he’s doing it to us BUT he enjoys it. I can’t complain too much since I fucking LOVE it!!!!!
Christa, he soooo knows exactly what he’s doing to us and he is really starting to work it
Work it! Hell, he OWNS it!!!
Hell Yes 1peeler, He owns it! Lock, stock and barrel he owns it. Rob’s fucking with us all with those “Can you handle it?” pics… the sexhot stare, just daring us to explode into panty-poofing puddles of desire. OMFG I love this man…sexhot manliness and virility just oooozing off the screen…my computer is in flames along with me.
Oh JAG, you have so hit the nail on the big purple head! As Christina so rightly says, if he can have this extraordinary affect on previously sane, intelligent and level-headed women JUST WITH A LOOK, what the hell would happen if one of us actually had the opportunity to shag him into a coma?
I’m starting to think that Rob is some kind of real-life X-Man – like Cyclops, who can project a beam of ruby-colored concussive force from his eyes, Rob can project a beam of pure, unadulterated sexual force from his eyes which turns sensible women into hormonal, knickerless horn-bags.
Here’s a little collage I did a while ago which shows the fuckhawt look that we all know and pant over.
http://twitpic.com/sjoac
He’s definately turned me into a horn-bag!
IGD – “horn-bag” LMAO!!!
Fuckhawt collage Fluff!
Lurve all the tags to your twitpics! Your bb GQ pic is raping me with his eyes, died….
http://twitpic.com/m8hkf
oh f-k it fluff, you are my hero! (or should i say whore-o)
awesome collage. been wondering how the DH would take it if I had that made into a wall size photo (courtesy of pottery barn, cuz they do that shit) and hung it (GAH) over my bed??
funny, but somehow i think the only ones to benefit from that would be two new york divorce attorneys. um well, and me a little.
He is an X-Men Superhero called “SmolderMan” and he is the weapon of mass seduction, capable of debilitating the female population with a single glance.
You ladies are all my whore-o’s!!! There’s a Bette Midler song in there, I’m sure of it!
oh fluffy…that’s beautiful. I LOVE the shots you chose. Sigh.
deb…Bette Midler? where….? She used to do some really good dirty jokes in her stage act. When I saw her in a huge theatre, she came out and did an hour of just dirty jokes. HAHAHHAHAHHA She’s so damned funny.
What was it Bette used to call her backup singers? It was “whore” like. Forgot.
debbo…
“Did you ever know that you’re my Whore-o?
You’re as pervy as I would like to be…
Even if you howl like the wolf boys…
You are the wind (Perv) beneath Rob’s wings…”
Fluffy,
“Rob can project a beam of pure, unadulterated sexual force from his eyes which turns sensible women into hormonal, knickerless horn-bags.”
ROFLMFAO!!! “knickerless horn-bags”!!! Shit, right on that!!!
deb,
That’s so funny……there’s a pervy songwriter in you dying to come out. LOL
Y’know JAG, for someone who claims to loathe the DadShirt, you sure post pics of Rob in the DadShirt quite often. I think maaaybe you should search your heart and figure out your true feelings for the DadShirt. I think maaaybe deep down you luuurve the DadShirt but something is stopping you from admitting it. Actions speak louder than words. I’m just sayin. ;-P
Hey Annie. If actions speak louder than words than switch your phone to vibrate and I’ll show you just how much “action” Rob wants to give you! LOL! I love a little Rob Sexting in the morning! LRAD you know what I’m talking about!
Tempting, but you’re not supposed to get phones wet. ifyouknowwhatimsayin Hubs wouldn’t be happy if I had to get a new one. LOL
Annie, I think you’re onto something! I mean, who the hell can resist CannesRob?!? I sure don’t get it. Have you seen the way the Dad shirt hugs his chest & shoulders!?
Yeah trying to explain that one to hubby would not go over very well Annie
Annie – maybe we should wrap your phone in protection? Then it can get all wet!!!! LOL!!!!
OH HELL TO THA YEAH!! Rob Sexting is Grrrreeeeaattt! Peeler… I think Annie and I were discussing this the other day! I told her about our little “arrangement” when I went to see NM for the 1st time and you buzzed my girls right when Rob took his shirt off! Good times baby!
More OuiCannesDoRob!!
http://twitpic.com/rfl70
LRAD said “arrangement”!
Annie… I thought of you when my phone vibrated (teehee) against my foot during NM. Shirt is a waayyy better place for it…
All Points Bulletin!
Mimi’s panties have suddenly gone AWOL.
Anyone with any information as to the whereabouts of said panties, please contact your local chapter of RAoR and inform the lead agent.
Thank you.
Mimi – you may to check Domward’s pockets for said panties!
Or Beautiful Bastard’s desk drawer…
Or Tattward’s mouth!
Mmmmmm…
Or in “Master of the Universe” ‘s pocket. Remember he wouldn’t give em back to her?
thanks! and I am all over that!!!!!
pockets – are they hot or is it me?
the desk drawer – hmmm no panties, but several other items of interest!
mouth – unnggghh huh thud
more pockets – just my hands in there, feeling around for something…wait! no thats not them. too long and firm.
Tattward stuck them in the back of his porn-stash drawer…wouldn’t you like to view that?
OHH F*ck me in every direction plus running! I need to go throught the responses more thoroughly but gahh I audibly moaned on the 6th picture.. I need new panties mine have melted.. and I may need to replace the chair cushion.. the chair.. f*ck it I’ll replace the floor just to keep ogling these f*ckhawt pics!
Oh yeah that smirk and eyes kill me every time. EVERY TIME.
Hey everyone!
Thanks JAG for making me a mess again today. Seeing al these pics……. I just had a breakdown. But I’m ok now, I abducted my shrink and she could squeeze me in today.
You asked for the best eye-f*** pics. Well…. there are so many….. impossible to chose the best, and many of them all allready up here, so I’ll just show you one of my favorites.
But there are as many whitout the f*** me stare, but they somehow might be doing more damage to me… They at least make my stomach hurt. And make me feel like a lovesick idiot.
So here you are (I’m doing the photobucket-thing for the first time, so hopefully it works…)
The Eye-f**** (even without directly looking at ya)
http://s878.photobucket.com/albums/ab341/Vana-666/?action=view¤t=4134552824_b1020b704f_o12.jpg
The I’m so crazy about you it hurts
http://s878.photobucket.com/albums/ab341/Vana-666/?action=view¤t=37966938.jpg
Last one coming up….
The Something in between
http://s878.photobucket.com/albums/ab341/Vana-666/?action=view¤t=normal_gq1.jpg
Vana – that second pic DIED me!!!! I have to go lie down now . . . under Rob! I wish!!!!
yep peeler…. I know what you mean. It’s just…. too intense….. I could not believe it when I first saw it….. Made me cry (a little…).
Oh God the second one has totally f*&ked me over…he so knows what he is doing the BB
OH YEAH! The 2nd one made a mess of me! GAWD!!! I can hardly stand it! The want…the pure LUST that he makes us have for him…damn…speechless…lit’rally!
vana i cry all the time over him.
pathetic and somehow funny at the same time! i still can’t believe how one man houses so much sexiness, beauty and charm without trying or knowing it or anything! and imo, its not fair that i dont get a shot at trying to make that mine!
see? pathetic and funny!
Oh Fuck Me! Vana, that 2nd one KILLS me… I’m just all so fucked up over that photo…smoldering hawt eyes…. can’t stop squirming… THANK YOU!!! *thud* again
peeler, IGD, LuvnRobALLdayrightnowspeechlesswhatcanIsay, mimi and melbietoast,
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that gets fucked up, speechless and an emotional wreck when seeing the second pic. You guys make me feel normal (uhm…. well…. less insane).
Normal is a bad word, Vana! I prefer quirky or eccentric to normal any old day!!!
erma bombeck once said that normal is just a setting on your dryer.
i agree.
Good morning my little Pattinpimps,
I.AM.SO.FUCKING.DIED!!!
MY.PIPES.SO.FUCKING.DRIED!!!
Nothing more to write or say
but to agree to all the posts today;
He is one mean fucker of us redblooded women,
His sex is so potent, he can’t be even human!
i came here to take a bit of a break
and got all hot and bothered for fucking sake,
nodding in agreement with all the jizztyping
heart all a-pumping and breathing hyping
primed to the limits by every sizzling photo
i am all juiced out and not fit to go no more
man, what a treat for our Pattinsubs then…
i mean our RL boys and men,
knowing we won’t get the real Robsatisfaction,
we jump our guys and they love the action!
okay, have to go to work now
already exhausted and drained somehow
remind me never to come here again…
remind me never to cyberperve Rob in vain…
‘cos i ain’t gonna listent to such crappy advice
i love to drown in Roblust, Robporn and Robvice!
ciao bella, thanks for sharing your dirt, sistersluts!
by the way, i wrote “an ode to the men in the lives of Pattinhoors”, go check it out if you are interested and please leave a comment for me!! i would love you so!
http://robertpattinsonrhymes.blogspot.com/?zx=aa697f97d65138ad
love you all and see you around.
ciao bella!
Just a fun little tidbit. One of my sons plays soccer and there’s a dad who goes to the games who is English. This was him yelling at last week’s game (picture this with an English accent)
“Harder, go harder.”
“Pick up those bloody balls.”
“Spread apart, farther.”
“Hit it harder.”
“That’s it, that’s it, keep going, faster, harder, don’t stop.”
“Put it in, c’mon put it, that’s it.”
I swear to God ladies, I was dying. I’m going to sit next to him at every game.
elvis4scilla
you have me laughing so hard I’m in tears… Robjoy tears. I’d sit next to him at every game too.
Hmmmm….you should secretly record that shit! It could make for a very “interesting” Rob viddy!
I really HAVE to move to London. LOL The accent alone would be hot.
scilla,
OMG so f*cking funny! LMAO! You DIE me!!