This post really needs no words…AT ALL lol However, I am a wordy bitch so…
Rob has managed to completely master the sex-eyes like no other actor out there today…seriously. With a tilt of his chin, he looks up through his lashes, smirks or lets his mouth open slightly and then injects an intensity into his eyes that can not only bore through your panties but right through your soul. *le sigh*
Some of my Fave Robert Pattinson F*ck Me Looks of 2009…
with 1000s of pics to choose from, here are a smattering of my tops!
Oh yeah, you know you've been sexed good with the look and the stance!
More panty destroying eff me eyes after the jizz…
Must have music for todays ROMP!
*lady beansplosion*
Rob even delivers a hawt eye f*ck in the craptastic DadShirt!
GAH!
Rob + France = So much WIN!
Oh yea, give it to me bb.
If you're not walking funny after looking at this one...gah he gave it to ya hard here!
I.AM.DIED *this is JAGs ghost jizztyping this now*
The Gallery of Panty-Combusting EyeF*ckapalooza Goodness
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- THUD!
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- Oh yea, give it to me bb.
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- *lady beansplosion*
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- Rob even delivers a hawt eye f*ck in the craptastic DadShirt!
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- If you’re not walking funny after looking at this one…POOF!
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- I.AM.DIED *this is JAGs ghost jizztyping this now*
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- GAH!
Alright PattinAngels, bust out your best eye-f*ck pics! Bring it!
He just smoulders in this one for me, Knickers poof!
http://www.twitpic.com/osz2b
and this one *sigh*
http://www.twitpic.com/np0jo
Oh God , and this one *thud*
http://www.twitpic.com/ls1v6/full
gotta go to work now before I do myself some damage !
RCUK, those pics can definitely cause some damage!
OH GOD…help me I love the last one…..OH HIP CLEAVAGE. AHHHHHHHHHHH
Let me just lick there, please Rob?? I want to nibble on the hip bone too….
That will have to be one of the best photo shoots from 2009. I wish we had huge ones with the hips that were not scans. SIGH. But oh shit, this works for me.
The eyes….He is pure PORN. oh robby….mmmmm
Thanks for the last one. I needed the hips.
music4debbo
I’ll take whatever I can get :Lips. Fingers, Hips , Legs, Abs, Nips, Neck, Arms, Chest ,Chin ,Scruff, Anything that BULGES back or front, SexHair ,Eyes(swoon) basically all of it! I am up to all given the chance ( Just once Rob and I could relive it every nite !)
*waves at RobCatUK* MMMM Bulge…
deb24601
oo oo Deb, am back from my Nephews birthday dinner.
I waved from the Restaurant but you didn’t see me. Your eyes were all glazed over. Thinking of Rob’s trouser eh? and how you can flatten those BIG bulges. Agree with your assessment of….. MMMM Bulge! LUVERLY!
Oh, bejeesus….I didn’t have that pic! GAH…..pantie-*POOF* for sure!!!!
*faints*
So glad that you’re back to perving around. Hope you’re feeling better *hugs*
HI!! missed you and glad you’re feeling better!
She’s ALIVE!!!!!!!! As mike would say. HAPPY HAPPY she’s well!
Thanks jenn and mimi! *HUGS*
It’s good to be back into the swing of things!
oooohhhhhhh debbo…you’ve got mail! *itsyoursurprise* *andIhopeyouloveit*
<3
Just one fucking fuck, just one! Psshhh, I doubt I’d last after one anyways. Sure to die by fucking exploding with ecstasy! There is no way in hell he delivers a look like that, the one that screams, “I will fuck you hard and endlessly. You will be begging me to give you more & begging me to stop at the simultaneously. Sex with me will make your mind explode it’s so good” and not be able to deliver in the bedroom. I say he stares us down like that because he may not be comfortable with his “kissing technique,” #ASif #WhatTheFuckEver but he’s damn comfortable in the fact that he can lay you something proper in the bedroom. It’s all in the eyes and his are saying “I will take you to that level. The level where you are so fucking blissed out that you’d sell your soul to the devil for me to fuck you again.” He may ‘get me closer to God,’ but I swear he’s a fucking dirty devil.
Yeah, if it sounds like I’m totally irritated in the above it’s because I am. I’m so frustrated that just a look from him IN A PICTURE, NOT EVEN IN PERSON can make me pant, whimper, and beg for more and he hasn’t even touched me. That’s just wrong on so many levels.
Okay, enough of my Robsexually Frustrated Rant. Happy Perving!
JAG, you are Mega Boss! This post is so fucking hot & so fucking win.
~Christina
P.S. Where the hell is that “ghost jizztyping” pic from?
Yeah, there are so many jizztypes in there, I’m not even going to attempt to correct! Just know, Rob’s “I’ll Make you Scream” stares make my brain all discombobulated. There is no hope for correction!
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck
I just whimpered thru your whole post…
now I’m so Robsexually Frustrated I’m just gonna….
*pounds head on desk*
*cries*
Is there no end to the fuckhawtness???
STOP WITH THE FUCK ME STARES ALREADY!!
errrrr….nevermind don’t stop, don’t ever stop
you describe it so f*king PERFECTLY!
“It’s all in the eyes and his are saying “I will take you to that level. The level where you are so fucking blissed out that you’d sell your soul to the devil for me to fuck you again.” ”
…beyond blissed out. wayyyyy beyond.
Christina, you crack me up but oh you are SO right – this man KNOWS he’s so fucking hot and his “fuck me” – “you know you want me, and you know I’ll be the best you ever had” fuckhot stares in these pics are created by Rob just to drive us PattinSluts absolutely crazy with desire and lust. He ENJOYS fucking with us!! I know it! And anyone who can get this kind of orgasmic reaction from so many hot women, just from a fucking photograph mind you!, has GOT to be the hottest lover ever… the man JUST OOZZES SEX. Rob hasn’t earned the name “Mr. Sex on Legs” for nothing, that’s for sure. The ultimate SEXGOD. GAH!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4156750941/sizes/o/in/set-72157622870334820/
“It’s all in the eyes and his are saying ‘I will take you to that level…. where you are so fucking blissed out you’d sell your soul to the devil for me to fuck you again’.”
Christina, here’s Rob saying with his EYES “Really? Am I doing it to you now?”
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-E-200912#slide=7
uuuh fuck yeah! I’m so sure he’s having a good little chuckle over it too…stimulating our g-spot with only a look….. damn!
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-C-200912#slide=7
Robsexually Frustrated… why me? no, not all whatever could you mean?!
I speaketh the truth!
It’s like those commercials on television (which has been ages since the last time I really sit down & watched it):
*Do you often find yourself wondering around various websites “Robgazing” and finding it hard to restrain yourself from licking the screen?
*Do you often find yourself fantasizing about different locations and positions you would like Rob to take you in?
*Do you often find yourself tingling and your body vibrating just from his pictures along?
*Do you often find yourself questioning “Why isn’t it me that occupies his bed? Why isn’t it me that he wakes up in the morning by pulling my hair and thrusting into me from behind?”
*Do you often find yourself whimpering at the altar of RAoR’s amazing Rob-On-Demand soundbites?
If you’ve answered yes to any of these questions, you could be what we commonly refer to as “RSF” or RobSexually Frustrated.
The cure for this is to continue to look at his fuckhawt pictures because there isn’t a chance in hell you’ll ever have the real thing! #YouAren’tThatFuckingLucky
Side Effects Include: continued dizziness, possible collisions with the floor from passing out, uncontrollable whimpering, labored breathing, and sporadic vocalization of your need for him to “Fuuuuuuuuck Me”
If these effects persist or continue to increase, deal with it because Bitch, it doesn’t get any better and you are completely Robsessed. Good day, you PattinHoor!
“I’m so frustrated that just a look from him IN A PICTURE, NOT EVEN IN PERSON, can make me pant, whimper and beg for more and he hasn’t even touched me. That’s just wrong on so many levels.” Christina, it’s like you said exactly what I was thinking. It’s amazing the reactions that some pics cause your body to have, it really makes me wonder if looking at him, and even hearing his voice can cause spontaneous orgasms, could you even fathom what it would be like to actually touch him, smell him, or taste him? Uuuunnnghhh, I don’t know about you, but I think there is no way possible that it wouldn’t be absolutely mind blowing!
Oh My Gawd!
I fell for you again Christina!!!
HARD!!!!
haha
I wanna renew our vows after both those posts! haha
I <3 you!
Christina,
“Side Effects Include: continued dizziness, possible collisions with the floor from passing out, uncontrollable whimpering, labored breathing, and sporadic vocalization of your need for him to “Fuuuuuuuuck Me””
ROFLMFAO again!! Admit I had to say “YES!” to many of those questions, and my side effects of drooling over Rob’s “Fuck Me” photos also include -
- having a shitload of chair towels to wash daily
- squirming in chair and squeeking (me, not the chair)
- frustrated horniness and walking funny
- uttering weird off the wall sounds (wishing he had me against the wall)
- showering several times a day to cool off (but then I think of RobSexShowers – against the wall no less – and start uttering those weird sounds again…)
….oh the list goes on….
“poof” DED DED DED
spunkransomlover,
“It’s amazing the reactions that some pics cause your body to have, it really makes me wonder if looking at him, and even hearing his voice can cause spontaneous orgasms, could you even fathom what it would be like to actually touch him, smell him, or taste him?”
HOLY CRAP ON A STICK! Imagine that!!
One “real” touch from HHH and I would most likely tremble violently, get all wobbly and faint dead away… *THUD*
The man’s sex vibes are SO magnetically powerful – BAM! Instant orgasm!
Well ladies I’m more than prepared to test our theories by touching, smelling and tasting him to see what happens in the orgasm department. Purely for research you understand…….X
I imagine it several times a day anyway so……………*thud*
As if JAG’s post did not kill me ded, you ladies have finished me off. Christina, you are so right, the frustration is EPIC. How can just looking at a picture cause these reactions in my body? The thought of ever getting to touch that fuckhotness causes my heart to stop! GAH! THUD!
@christina4
*Do you often find yourself wondering around various websites “Robgazing” and finding it hard to restrain yourself from licking the screen?
*Do you often find yourself fantasizing about different locations and positions you would like Rob to take you in?
*Do you often find yourself tingling and your body vibrating just from his pictures along?
*Do you often find yourself questioning “Why isn’t it me that occupies his bed? Why isn’t it me that he wakes up in the morning by pulling my hair and thrusting into me from behind?”
*Do you often find yourself whimpering at the altar of RAoR’s amazing Rob-On-Demand soundbites?
YES, YES, YES, YES , AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YES
Safe to say I think we all suffer from this christina4
Chris says this…”he can lay you something proper in the bedroom.”
Smitten purrs.
Rawrrrr!
OMFG. Thats the funniest thing I’ve ever read. Both of your comments. Jesus H Christ that man will do us all in. He is absolutely the most beautiful and sexiest man on the planet. Fuck People magazine.
I like Johnny but this years Sexiest Man Alive was a MAJOR FAIL. I may never buy another People mag I was so pissed off. Off my soapbox and back to the Pretty. Looking at the Pretty, drooling at the Pretty, among other *ahem * *cough cough* things! Have a great day ladies!
After Jag’s post and the fuck me stares, and reading the word fuck so many times in the above comments…I.AM.DIED. (I fucking love this place!)
This pic to me screams “you know you want to fuck me” and why yes, yes I do.
http://www.twitpic.com/lxpyf
Oh and this one cuz it says “Have you been a naughty girl? Do I need to punish you?” Ahhh…YES and PLEASE!
http://www.twitpic.com/m667g
why yes, yes Rob… “I want to f*k you”
Oooh yes, bring it on Robbie baby!
the 1st foto—THUD!—the Robdefinition of everything lascivious, sinful & inviting—<3
*mwah* missed ya babes!
And I agree with expat: Big THUD!!!
Another BEST SHOOT of 2009. OH GAWD that was so worth the fight for the pics before they were removed. Whomever untagged these. GOD BLESS YOU WITH ROB fucks.
Can I just say that Kristen is the luckiest fuck on the planet earth. If someone were to say to me, you have a choice between a million dollars, or you can be Rob Pattinsons lover, I’d CHOOSE ROB. I swear to fuck I wish I was Kristen just for a few SCHMEXY nights with Rob on his sexiest and most horny of evenings.
I’m never gonna get over this guy. There’s just too many great pics of him eye fucking us all…you know? I JUST LITERALLY go weak in the knees when the big pics open up. Oh god rob…..why do you tempt us so? YOU TEASE? Just one lick, is all I ask. FROM HEAD TO TOE and I will go away happily remembering.
I’M IN LINE BEHIND DEBBO!! I WANNA LICK TOO!
vancitylili Oh yes, BOTH of those pics are just screaming of sex,especially the first one,I mean, he’s already laying down,for god’s sakes! He has alot of nerve to look at us and say that we were being naughty in the second pic;he’s the one causing said naughtiness!!!LOL But, I agree I love,love,love that first pic you chose,it kills me every time I look at it,and always will!!
Humina Humina! Smokin’ hot!
Hell yeah!!! These really bring out the durty hoors in us all, huh? LOL
*looks around for AtR*
Ahuh! As if we needed any more encouragement after today!
AtR – come, come my dear, come with us to the h00R house LOL
I don’t think any of us need any encouraging to COME to the h00r house!!!
And keep on coming once we get there
Where’s AtR – she should be here for this hehe.
Did someone say h00r? Hi bb’s!
OMFG! Kill me now! The f*ck-me stare…GAH!!
Ahhhh…there she is!!! *runs and jumps on AtR and squeezes legs around her hips*
hey bb!!! the fuck-me stare…*thud*
Rob + France in HQ killed me dead bbs! Phew!
Oi! Where’s my hip humping Leisha?! LOL
Here she is bb! *walks in with Leisha stuck to me* LMAO
*drags add off AtR and throws leg over BR26 and grinds hips*
sorry bb…thought you might’ve had enough of me before. *wink*
Ungh, Leisha, you’re so fucking hot when you do that LMFAO.
Right AtR – your turn *puts a leg out for AtR to work her stuff on*
*slaps BR26′s add*
Your gonna have to wait till 2morrow. It’ll be good, don’t worry. LMAO! (must.sleep.gah.night!)
oh well…if AtR won’t do it to your other leg…
*grinds hips into both of BR26′s legs*
*sigh* Some h00rs have no stamina LOL.
@unleishd
Ooh yeah, that’s the spot right there! lol
*Spunk rubs eyes furiously and blinks*
AtR and Unleishd????
Is that both of you???
I feel like Bella in NM when Alice flips on the light and Bella hugs the crap outta her!
I miss you both so!
Please stay every day and play at RAoR!!
<3
Oh Spunk…
*jumps off BR26 and flies onto Spunk, wrapping legs really tightly around her, grinding hips furiously*
You know I love to play with you Spunk!!!
<3 ya bb!!!!
I should be jealous, but since unleishd has neglected you lately Spunk, I’m gonna let her wrap herself around you any way she so desires
~BR26~
No need to be jealous bb…there’s plenty of my lovin’ to go around to all my PattinH00rs!!! I’ll throw a leg over every one of you…starting with Rob (who I might just throw both my legs over or around and squeeze tightly, very, very tightly…for a very, very long time!)
Hi Spunk!! *waving hands around frantically like an idiot*
I’ve missed you too, bb! You need to come be bad with us on the Twitter h00rTrain too!
*hugs and hip thrusts* (…unleishd and BR26 are baaaad influences on me..LMAO)
<3, AtR
And I’m behind LuvnRobALLday and Debbo in line for the licking. But I want to play “Lick Rob’s Freckles”,like connect the freckles, cause I am loving ALL of Rob’s freckles, or moles, or whatever they are. This lets the licking be ALL OVER his delicious body. Kissing and licking every one would lead me to all the lovely delicious areas of Rob,not just his mouth! OK, gotta stop here before I just explode
Yes, yes, yes….all I want is one little, tiny taste….even if it’s just from kissing his cheek, or his hand, or his happy trail, or his d*ck…oops…..far enough, girl! What is it that makes us all so horny, crazy, Robsessed? I keep thinking about that. There hasn’t ever (for me) been any actor I’ve been so crazy over…..and g*dammit…..I’m old!!! LOL!
I don’t think I’ve seen some of these!!! HOLY GOD!! I didn’t even think that was possible…
I’m going to leave you with two VERY important words…
DAD SHIRT!!!!
PS Awesome song choice for this one… SO true.
LOL, I played the song, but I have no recollection of what it was even about, teehee. Off to go play it so perhaps I can actual listen to it this time.
The dad shirt totes rock!!
here’s to dad shirts & Robsex eyes—:)
I have never been opposed to the Dad shirt. But you have me thinking about WHY I dont mind it. I remember one post over the summer, we were talking about how some men have “potential husband and father” hotness besides the regular “you want me now baby and I know just how to please you” hotness. I remember we were mostly of the opinion that Rob had both. For me, the Craptastic Dad Shirt makes me think that Rob, in all his panty-exploding hotness, is going to pull off the dad thing superbly. I can see him, in that shirt, at a soccer field, at a park, flying kites, walking along the beach with the kids and a dog, you know, the real stuff you do with your family. And for some reason, the Dad Shirt made that connection for me.
@Mimi
“I can see him, in that shirt, at a soccer field, at a park, flying kites, walking along the beach with the kids and a dog, you know, the real stuff you do with your family. And for some reason, the Dad Shirt made that connection for me.”
Halleluja sista………
This AND F*ckhawtness!!! Forget the dinner, Rob I’m already DED.
Those pics are what great Robvids are made of… designed to purely dissintegrate panties
JAG, your ost = asomey goddeness
whoops!
totally jizztyping… *giggles*
i meant:
JAG *focus gina*, your post = awesomey goodness!
as for my favourite panty dissintegrator:
http://www.twitpic.com/si91w
ps….
That first pic: uhhhnnngggg. Like he’s just waiting for me to crawl over, unzip, open up, HEAVEN. *licks lips*
^im a dirty slut.
well you can’t be blamed. I mean, you’re lucky to be even a bit coherent!
That one does it for me everytime! GAH!
Oh, Gina…that’s sweet Rob….he’s so precious, isn’t he??? (til he takes his boxers off…..)
HOLY JESUS ON A BIKE!!! Oh JAG, you are absolutely KILLING me! DED DED DED …. your collection of “F*ck Me” Rob pics with his “you know you want me” stares… “the look”… gawd in heaven help me….
I have always absolutely LOVE the first one… “the F*ck Me stance”… F*ck !!! Those long sexy legs spread apart like that!! I DIED the first time I saw it and it still makes me wobbly in the knees (among other things)…
and that 4th one…. GAH! I’ve not seen that one before…. what a sexy smirk just saying “FUCK ME!! I’m hot!”… Jesus JAG, this post and the pics are kicking me to the floor!
Here’s a couple of my all time sexy favs of Rob with that “F*ck Me” stare…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4134550352/sizes/l/in/set-72157622743128655/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4130928472/sizes/o/in/set-72157622743128655/
LMAO!!! “HOLY JESUS ON A BIKE!!!”
classy.
…its immediatly brings me back to the RM days, riding on set. (cause obviously I see the word JESUS and immediatly think of Rob, then Rob on a bike) <–thats totally normal! *rolls eyes* heh… i said "riding" …mmmmm.
LMAO Gina!
That’s an old saying I got from my Dad when he’d see a long line of people waiting…he’d say, “I don’t care if it’s Jesus H. Christ riding a bicycle, I’m not waiting in this line!”… I’d always gape at him and crack up when he said that… so I guess it stuck with me all these years! (very classy, I know…hope no one is offended!)…
Yes, Rob on a Bike in RM – now that IS classy! “Riding” a bike… mmmmm…
melb,
your dad is my hero!! ““I don’t care if it’s Jesus H. Christ riding a bicycle, I’m not waiting in this line!”… ”
…but why Jesus “H.” Christ? (call me jaded)
I don’t think you have anything to be offended about. I turned religious Christmas Songs into a Porn Anthem. If that isn’t means for desecration, then I don’t know what is. *shrugs*
melbie those pics are F*ckHawt, especially that second one, it just kills every time a look at it!
no, christina… I meant like “whats with the H?” is that made up or is that really Jesus’s middle initial… *looks down in shame* …heheh, i suck at religion.
Beep Beep
Jesus coming through!
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/ChristOnABike.jpg
Gina,
You’re a girl after my own heart – HUGS! My Dad was my hero too!
I think the “H” in my Dad’s “Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle” line stood for “Holy”…. he sometimes said it like, “Jesus Holy F*cking Christ on a bicycle”… LMFAO!
Dad was full of great one-liners too, like “he doesn’t know shit from a hole in the ground”, or “he can’t tell shit from Shinola” (the old black shoe polish)… or “blow it out your ass” (when someone would honk at him)… stuff like that. (Yeah, we weren’t a real religious family! DUH!)
Christina,
Thanks! I remember your exquisite renditions of religious songs – turning them into a “Porn Anthem” – I guess you can tell I’m not offended in the least!
SRL,
I know, I know! F*ckhawt!!
Oh CRAP! SpunkMe! “beep beep” “Jesus coming through!” I’m laughing so hard tears are running down my cheeks!!
Gawd I love you!
Spunk – I lovessss it!!
“Jesus” can ring my bell anymotherf*kinday
melb – *highfive* yay for sucking at religion!
SPUNK MEEEE!!! Perfect pic!
too f-king funny.
Spunk – “Jesus Coming Through” is PURE WIN. He can honk and beepity-beep me till the cows come home!
LOVE IT!
OH SHIT SPUNK! I think I just peed a little! ROTFLMAO! Perfect timing with that pic!! I fucking love you!!
Shizz, Melbie…that 2nd one made my panties combust (and I ain’t even wearing any!)….LOL! Those eyes…GAH!
I was ABOUT to go to bed, but now I may have trouble sleeping as certain body parts seem to be VERY MUCH awake!
Oh, well, purrhaps I will have some delicious dreams about those eyes, those lips, those eyes, those hands, those eyes, those arms, those eyes, that chest, those eyes, that hair, those eyes, those thighs…
Fuck. Those eyes die me every time.
Oh Gaawwd JAG, those pics are just so GAH! I’m still having a hard time trying to think clearly, they’re so hot! I have so many fave f*ck me pics, it’s so hard to pick just a few, but my faves would definitely have to be RomeRob, especially this:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/ROBBI.jpg
and this:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/robert_pattinson-1.jpg
Oh yeah spunkransomlover, those two pics are “F*ck Me” hawt for sure… RomeRob – GUSH… fall over and die. After JAG’s post and these comments, I’m having a hard time focusing too, except on focusing on imagining Rob HARD … *thud*
AH!!! These are some of my favs as well!! The freshly f*ck me hair is rocking on this one!
Those RomeRob pics don’t just say “F*ck Me”……they say “Are you ready? Because I am going to f*ck you like an animal.” I.AM.SOOOO.READY!
That RomeRob looks awfully contemplative….he knows it’s going to happen(the f*cking) he’s just trying to figure exactly how he wants to “take”me…..umph……anyway you want to baby. I.AM.GAME!
The first one!! The first one!! *humpingcomputermonitor* (Damn…I really need to get laid! LOL!)
Kill me D*E*D* now……..
He is just so beautiful. It makes me actually ache! Although, I think I may be allergic to pictures of him…when I look at his amazing profile, any type of eyeporn, jawporn, handporn, and OH yes, the hand in the hairporn, my eyes start watering, my nose stops up, UGH it’s wonderful!!! My sister can call me and immediately tell if I have been looking at HHH!
Thanks, JAG, and others for sharing your favs. This would have to be my all time fav pic of him:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/34636929@N07/3352478290/
I could melt anytime I look at it…by the way, I think I need to hit some benedryl before reading tomorrow’s post!!
That’s one of mine too! That when I finally admitted to myself that my Robsession was real and that I should stop lying to myself. And, well here I am!
Oh GAAAAWD that one is so smokin’ hot…. Jesus save me now for I am DIED.
I love that one too! It’s like his eyes are saying “I can do a lot more with these lips, than just smoke this cigarette, and these fingers..just imagine what I could do them.” Ok I need to stop now, I’m having a hard time handling these visuals!
I seriously love that pic!
have loved this Rob forever—dressed to calm Mom’s worst fears while eyes, lips & fingers promise Daughter much, much more—Rob as angelic devil or as devilish angel—<3
OhGoodLawd wakingsky…that is just…OH. *le sigh*
Someone needs to help me off the floor where I have landed in a heap of goo.
Well helllooooo Mr.GQ! Ungh!
@wakingsky
Your picture is my absolute fav too!! Was just about to post it, when I noticed you superb taste! =)
Can I go completely off topic here, girls?? I think it’s time as PattinAngels we gathered our forces and our power and gave some Smutty support to our boy.
I’m sure many of you have seen the disgusting pap pics that came out on the weekend of Rob leaving a Marcus Foster concert. These literally broke the camel’s back for me.
A fan blog called “Thinking of Rob” has started a campaign called, “Rob Doesn’t Want This and Neither Do We”. Other blogs are showing support as well as fans from all over the world – men and women, old, young, Mini Edwards, pets……there’s a YouTube video that shows all this and it brought me to freakin’ tears.
I’m an older fan than many of you – I’ve done my fangirl days long ago but I have to say that I have never seen such an outpouring of love and support in the last 24 hours as I have for one gorgeous, adorkable 23 year old West Londoner.
He truly has touched so many people with his wit, his charm and his talent.
I sent my picture in.
OK – as you all were!!!! (I’ve just right clickied most of those pictures “for future reference”
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This is great Jan, I hope Rob knows how much his fans hate the Paps driving him crazy… give the man a rest for f*ck’s sake!!!
I didn’t see them cuz I generally get all my Rob “news” from Robsessed and Gozde won’t post things she feels are too invasive (which I appreciate). I have heard about them though and I figured this would happen since he’s staying in Satan’s asshole*cough*LA*cough* and the paps are the devil’s minions….
Vids and blog support is great and I’m sure it’s appreciated, but paps could fucking care less about it-they are in it for the money and that’s all. How do you get them off his fine ass???
Don’t buy the tabloids/disreputable mags that pay for pics
Don’t give the gossip websites hits. The more hits a site gets, the more advertizers will be interested in paying the site to feature their products. That money is then used to pay paps for the photos which generates more hits to the site and so on…
Yep, my pic is in the vid at 6:14. I’m proud to be on board this cause!
As much as I perv on his hotness, I care about the person he is underneath all that fucking beauty. I sent my pic in the first second I heard about it early yesterday!
I’m with you ladies on this one. Those pap pics made me ill. I tossed in a pic as well. I might come here and perv, but if I ever had the privilege of meeting him I would act with respect. (I might try to get a sniff of him if I was close enough,but I’m sure my legs would barley manage to hold me up)
The papz make me absolutely ill! I can’t believe how much they invade his privacy, I wish they would just leave him alone. He should be able to go out and have fun without some idiots trying to sneak pictures of him constantly, it’s ridiculous!
THANK YOU! I was late to the party on this latest (only saw this morning) and my stomach sank and my heart went up into my throat and I f-king had to hold back tears! His head against the wall in the hat, looking so dejected, ruined me, and then I saw the car pics. Terrible. I had no idea when I opened the link in my Google alert.
I hope to God that Rob can separate the sphincter-faced paps from the people in the world who really only want him to be safe and above all else, happy!
On behalf of planet earth, Rob, I am so sorry.
What you all say is something I know we can all go along with, but RPGirl is absolutely right when she says the papz couldn’t give a flying fuck about it – the ONLY way to get them off Rob’s back is for people to stop buying the tabloids, gossip rags and visiting the websites which pay for these pix so there’s no market for them … and unfortunately I don’t think enough people will stop to make an impact. Most of these mags and websites are bought/visited by the kind of fans who don’t actually care about Rob the human being, otherwise why would they read that shite.
The sad fact is that Rob is probably going to just have to weather the storm until BD has been made and distributed so he can move on to other projects and become less interesting to the rabid, teenie/tweenie fan base. If he can retain his sanity that long, then he has a good chance of getting through it and building a more cerebral body of work, just as Leo Dicaprio has done. It’s going to be 2 more years of hell, but the rewards could be immense, both for Rob and for his true fans.
If you ladies see a pic that says “Leave Rob Alone!” in big white letters…that’s me!
I’m really proud of all of Rob’s fans for being so supportive…he HAS to know how much we love and care about him and his well being!
Jan, as another “older fan” of Rob, I totally agree and have sent my pic in also. And yes he is one gorgeous, adorkable, 23 year old WestLondoner, definitely one-of-a-kind!!
Jan…that’s awesome! I’m an older fan, too, but I want to support Rob, too. The papzz have just gotten WAY out of hand. Great vid…so touching to see that there’s so much support and love for Rob. I hope he see this, so he understands that so many of us just love him, and want him to be left alone so he can have a private life, too.
Okay so I have more, there’s these ones:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/robert-pattinson-sex-drive-04.jpg
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/0001379262-04124L.jpg
Oh yeah spunkransomlover, those are HOT! I love all the pics of Rob at the premiere of “Sex Drive”… he could be the star of that film any day btw…
And these ones:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/vf4-1.jpg
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/0001409175-64148L-1.jpg
That’s my avi right there!!!! God knows we love some tongue porn. God, I’ve been gone so long and you’ve gone and changed your avi SRL! I def feeling the holiday spirit now!
YES! SRL, those are some of my favs too!
Here another of Rob at the premiere of “Sex Drive” – GAH!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4150921412/sizes/l/in/set-72157622742887135/
Oh Gaaawwd melbie, I love that one too!
Here’s a nice one of Rob, not really with his “F*ck Me” stare, but a sexy gaze with a little puppy dog look thrown in, I love it…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4164838283/sizes/l/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4164839013/sizes/o/
OMG I love the first one. That my dream Rob look right there. What I would give just to see that look in person.
*mouth drops open while DH wonders why she blacked out*
I’m in lovst (love+lust) all over again!!!
GAAH! I just want to rub my face against his stubble!
………….just sooooooooo much pretty melbie………………………..X
Melbie, here’s my “sexy gaze with a little puppy dog look thrown in”….
One of my fav pics of all time!
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rob-2.jpg
*moaning* that is all… oh and this…for the collection of smexy, puppy eyes…
http://twitpic.com/sjgnx
SmittenByaBrit,
Oh that pic is definitely smothering me in love (for Rob)… definitely the “sexy gaze with a little puppy dog look thrown in”… GAH!
deb24601,
Oh ditto this one too… *thud*
*sings* guess who back?? back again??….ok that all I remember from that song. Anyways, I couldn’t stay away for you ladies for too long and I’m back. (Just not as much. Those pesky little finals just won’t leave me alone) So I’ve been trying to catch up in what I’m missing. So here it is:
@JAG- thank you for those awesome posts and don’t worry. I have yet to have a dream w/ Rob. Daydreams on the other hand…..
And the hoornaments?? I would totes print them out but I think my 6 year old nephew and my dad might appreciate it too much.
@dreamysim- Thank you. Just thank you for that RomeRob desktop. My laptop may or may not be having a hard time starting up (pun definitely intended)
@RCC- great job on saturday for all those videos. I might not be around much, but it not because my robsession is waning. RL just sucks.
@LRAD- I’m so glad that you’re feeling better honey! Hopefully you’ll be back to 100% soon.
@fluffyliz- happy belated birthday honey. Watching Robward in the big screen is a heck a bday present. And I hope your back is better!
@Peeler- your Robchanic? I wouldn’t mind me a piece of that *winks*
@LRAD and Peeler- loved the video you guys did together. I’m looking forward to seeing more from you guys.
@melbie- you’re killing me here girl. All that Robporn….gah!!!! My lady bits are going crazy here. All that fingerporn, happy trail, lips, hair…..
I went to my 4th viewing of NM and I’m going one more time. I don’t know if my wallet can keep forking over $10.
This week, on top of all those papers and exams I did managed to a little reading (In 4 days, I managed to sleep about a total of 12 hours).
I started and finished EP (reason why I didn’t sleep. Going to bed at 5am and waking up 8am not such a good idea) but that fic is totally owning my add
I also read:
Facebook Friends
Incubus Anomally- love it. Thanks for the rec JAG
Master of the Universe
The University of Edward Masen- I’m with you debbo, this fic is awesome
and I finally started The Weight of Words- Love it georgeygirl. Chapter 19 totally had me blushing during the sexting lol. I will get to the reviewing. I just needed to know what was gonna happen!!
On the list is several PattinAngels stories such as: Scilla’s Open to Interpretation- I promise honey, I’ll get to it
Sloopy- MileHigh sounds just hot
And Spunk Me- I’m not on the Robsten boat but because I totes heart you, I’m willing to give it a shot.
Well, I should stop my rambling and go to bed. Got a exam 9:45am and it already 1:30am. Picture perfect of college ehh??? I even got my vodka here with me. *wink*
Have a good night/day PattinAngels!!!
Thank you Jenn! So glad to see you back with us again, we missed you mucho much.
Gah! The sexting in TWOW….I have not been able to get the image of Robward making the V out of my head all wk…
jenn-
“Who is Backstreet Boys for the lead.”
*squees*
so my prize is a nite with our Rob, right?
welcome back!
I know! That V bout had me falling off the bed!! georgeygirl, you’re owning my add here girl!!
Ahem *clears throat*
“Everybody……
Rock your body…….
Everybody……..
Rock your body right……..
Backstreet’s Back alright!
Oh my god we’re back again
brother sisters everybody sing
gonna bring the flavour, show you how
gotta question for ya better answer now…..
Am I original….yeah
am i the only one…..yeah
Am I sexual…….yeah
Am I everything, you need you better rock your body now
Everybody….yeah
Rock your body…..yeah
Everybody…..yeah
Rock your body right……yeah
Backstreet’s back alright!
Alright!………”
*Clears throat, looks sideways, and backs into a dark corner*
Hey jenn, it’s good to have you back!
rose!
*pulls rose out of the corner, proceeds to RAoR disco floor, & starts shakin ass to rose’s randition of bsb*
hell mother f*ckin yeah girl! get it!
@rpgirl27, jenn0910—CunniRobward has taken up residence in a part of my brain, too—<3—;))
@Gina – It sure brings back some memories of my young teenage BSB fangirling years *sigh*.
@jenn…Hey love! Glad to see you back! I was wondering where you were!*HUGS*
Thanks Jenn! Hope RL gets better soon. <3
@jenn – I made you blush! I take that as the highest from of compliment. Thank you!
@rpg V lick…V lick *naughty*
@expat CunniRobward LMFAO!!
I do too, Melbie. This is going to be huge! I’m sure he’s going to hear about it….and it will probably embarrass the shit out of him.
But he’ll know how he’s touched so many people – I hope he feels the love.
Oh I hope Rob feels the love too… I hope millions of his fans send in their covered face pics!
Yesss CannesRob WIN. Thanks for catering to the sexy shirt fans, JAG
The EFF is up with that stance in the first one? I wanna fucking FRISK him…
The eff-me eyes coupled with the teeth porn in a lot of these pics is a little intense.
I think I need to go take a pregnancy test now…from all the unprotected eye-fucking.
http://digs.by/x0Z
oh sweet jesus lord help us!! i think that picture gonna go down (hehehe) in rob history as one of the “impregnate/eye-fuck” stare.
“I think I need to go take a pregnancy test now…from all the unprotected eye-fucking.”–Gold!!
Oh emz, that one is the eye fuck from heaven! And Rob’s mouth, TOUCHING his mouth with those beautiful fingers… imagine him touching … my mouth… … *thud* *thud* *poof*
(Melbie replacing chair with fresh towel…)
For emz… teeth, teeth, teeth!
http://twitpic.com/sjgha
bwahahaha! “I think I need to go take a pregnancy test now…from all the unprotected eye-fucking.”
YEP! I think we’re all going to be having Rob’s love child after that one!
teeth….ungh.
Oh, f*ck me….that is truly one of the HAWTEST, sexiest pics of HHH I’ve ever seen….OMGAWD…..*POOF*……heart be still!!!!
JAG~ Your killing me here! BOING!(that’s my girl-boner going off) That first pic…..*swoon* Yeah Rob, give that bad boy all the breathing room it needs while your eyefucking us to death. I concur…the man knows exactly what he’s doing. You Ladies are making me pant with all these smoldering photos! As if I wasn’t already oozing out of my chair, having just read the EP update. Now all my mind can do is visualize that look on his face while I scream “YES!!Drill into that pussy!”
Yeah, I’m a dirty slut too.
Oh Capri, I’m LMFAO so much tears are cuming to my eyes… your “girl-boner” going off????? FOFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!! Yes, this post and comments are definitely “eye-fucking” us to death, but what a way to go… *poof*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4150165529/sizes/o/in/set-72157622742887135/
melbie!! You’re doing it again!!! *runs to melbie and hug the shit out of her* thank you!!! Be still my heart….
jenn,
I <3 you!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4165575442/sizes/l/in/set-72157622760294713/
Holy Hell! Oh, to be the stubble on that man’s chin….That pic is beautiful! <3 you for that!
…..the chest hair in that B&W photo melbie, just…..ungh………..X
perfect song choice for a perfect post. guest posts make me a sad Jen, glad you are back today. no one gives it as good as you bb.
)
ps: the “lady beansplosion” pic is the one i flipped to make SantaRob. *snicker* Did the upASS show up with it yet?
OMG!! CannesRob is my favourite Rob!!! He just looked so sweet and “impish” and full of sexy fun!
im tired, I leave you ladies with this sexbombfuckmeagainsttheredcarpetbackdrop photo:
http://twitpic.com/sidus
Oh YES YES Gina! HOLY JESUS ON A BIKE!!!!! Gimme Gimme some more – sex bomb eye-fuck is that one! gah!!!!!!
and we thank you gina. btw, you def won a nite with Rob in regards to your comment above. *wink*
melbie -”Gimme Gimme some more”
“Who is Britney Spears for the double win”
yay! *giggles nervously*
jenn – Thank you! as you can see(points up), I am racking up the nites!
This is a huge close-up of Rob’s “eye-f*ck” stare…. and his eyelashes!!!! GAH!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4130163759/sizes/o/in/set-72157622867255652/
those eyes……
dude, we were all wrong. his arent blue or green…
Theyre F*king AQUA!
F*ck me NOW! AQUA!
gina,
I think you are right, Rob’s eyes sometimes look green, sometimes look blue, but I think their real color is AQUA… a greenish blue… I know enuf about photography to know that the lighting and the filter on the lens can both effect the color of his eyes in photos – sometimes bringing out the blue more, sometimes the green.
But whatever, Rob’s eyes are SO fucking beautiful I don’t give a rats ass… just give me this “F*ck Me” stare and I’m a DED.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4139495131/sizes/o/in/set-72157622867255652/
Blue, green or aqua the man has the most beautiful eyes ever. They are absolutely stunning!
FUCK and ME, is all I have to say to those pictures.
Okay, so that’s not all I have to say to those pictures LOL.
But seriously, having seen his HHH in person, the two sides of him just don’t jive. I’m so confused. I agree with you ladies, he’s gotta know he’s looking sexy as hell when he gives us those looks, but then how can he seem so shy and clueless at the same time?
cause when he’s walking the red carpet, he’s “playing a role” …no different than being on set and your director calls “action”. Whoever the hell sends him out there wispers to him right before he walks out.. and I imagine it going something like this:
RANGLER: “Okay so I want you to look at those cameras like they’re covered in panties, and you must remove said panties with your eyes, Got it?”
ROB: “Alright, should I lick my lips and fiddle with my buttons too?”
RANGLER: “YES! Thats great Rob, just add-lib out there and we’ll see you inside…”
ROB: *musters all his courage* ::click.click.clickclick.click:: <-thats cameras clicking btw..
scilla… who you got to meet was the real Rob, not putting on a show for the cameras… you are one lucky girl *le sigh*
scilla,
Maybe the real Rob you met (*faint*) seemed shy and clueless, perhaps still a bit overwhelmed by all the attention, he’s so adorkable and unassuming and humble! But maybe there’s another side to him we aren’t privy (pervy) to, except when we see his hot sexy side he shows in these photos that KILL us….
IMHO, in some of his interviews (especially the recent ones), he sure alludes to a hot sexy side! Some of his recent quotes are downright SEX-HOT and he knows it!
elvis4scilla—isn’t the answer that your Rob-coin with 2 sides (shy/sexy) is really 3-dimensional with many sides—think of Rob’s many faces & you have the multifaceted Rob that has reeled us all in—some PattinAngels react to smiling Rob, some to thoughtful Rob, some to edgy Rob, some to choirboy/naif Rob—suspect that whichever face he’s wearing at any given moment is the part of him that is then on display—besides, the man is unique—trying to catch his essence is like trying to catch a will-o-the-wisp—<3
expatzgeil,
So well said! I think you are totally right! Rob has so many wonderful “sides” – a truly unique and wonderful gift to all womanhood!!!
WHO TWITTERS??
I just started that shizz… so if youre on Twitter follow me and I will follow you …..and we will all be a heard of PattinSheep..
http://www.twitter.com/ginaransomxx
Peace&Tweets
You can get to my Twitter by clicking on my name —>
I’ll add you to my list <3
luvnroballday!
Sch-winggggggggg x infinity!
I am sitting here with my eyes popping out of my head. You know what is so crazy about this? I have seen all of these photos a zillion times each. You know I love me some formalwear Rob and I have copies of most of these pics saved on my computer. I look at them all the time and lately have felt sort of meh about them. And yet these images become exponentially more powerful when they are compiled according to themes like EyeF*ckaPalooza. It’s like I am looking at these for the first time all over again. I will need a hose-down shortly.
P.S. Resistance is futile! http://twitpic.com/sigzb
P.P.S. http://twitpic.com/gx9bx
GAH! Those pics are panty-poofing!!!!
I can’t take anymore… I feel like I’ve been put through the ringer with EyeF*ckaPalooza and Christina4′s frustration rant (Singing “You are not Alone”) and Spunk Me’s beeping through Jesus Rob on a bike. Pant, Pant, Pant. I feel like Jerry Seinfeld during the Dating a Virgin/The Contest episode… SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE….and I really, really wish it was going to be Rob. Sniff, I’m a little overwhelmed…
JAG thank you how did i ever manage to start the week before i found your site. i had such a shitty weekend and then come on here and get to see lots of lovely pics of rob and he fuck me eyes. oh happy day
Another more recent “F*ck Me” stare…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4165014599/sizes/l/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4165013863/sizes/l/
aqua, most definatly aqua…. *le sigh*
JAG—no better way to start the week than with sexy Rob—bless his edgy soul—& all his other parts—<3
Rob in Madrid… look at his mouth…. *thud*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4165920452/sizes/l/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4165163169/sizes/l/
Another hot sexy stare from Rob in Madrid…. in leather no less! *poof*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4165187401/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4165187621/sizes/l/in/photostream/
Melbie-I love you. I’m not sure that I have told you that today, but I do.
JAG, you killed me! And I’m loving it!
I’ll be around tonight I hope: Swamped in fanfic, twitter and RL…sorry!
Miss you all PattinAngelz and PattinPervs
<3
JAG: Great post as usual. When you consider how many hundreds of pics there are of Rob out there (and I should know, I have most of them on my hard drive) it’s amazing that lots of us share the same faves.
The stare in this one just KILLS me every time I look at it – and I do look at it a lot, trust me. So I’m so with you on this one JAG!
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=4139489243_7198091678.jpg
and of course the B&W:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=4140251228_4853bff552.jpg
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melbie recently enhanced my top robporn pics and the stare in this one is just………*thud*
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=4139494265_683a0f6180.jpg
B&W:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=4139494735_abf821435b.jpg
Phew!
X
Teen Choice Rob for the WIN!
Honest to god – if he ever looked at me like this – I would do ANY fucking thing he wanted…………
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=4139493723_949b956f7a.jpg
In this one it hurts to look at the pretty:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=4139491281_9304e13597.jpg
X
I f*cking love the 1st one so much I posted it as well. It’s like he’s thinking “Have you been a naughty girl? Do I need to punish you?” my answer would be a very big YES and PLEASE!
Press Conference in Munich…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4165206201/sizes/o/in/set-72157622952570188/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4165964452/sizes/l/in/set-72157622952570188/
GONE….GONE>>>> drowning…..
Can. Not. Function. For. Hours. Yet.
Damn, are we supposed to respond in some witty way here? Cuz sorry, I’m left a puddle on the floor, with no capability of forming anything smart. Rob + comeHitherLook = Died Heidi.
R.I.P.
Oh, I have SOMETHING though:
This post is made of WIN!!! <3 you Jag!! HARD!
Robscar was dangerous. I pity the poor girls that had to be victims of him that night, cuz I’m sure they jizzed so bad that people suspected them of pissing their pants.