One of my favourite things to do is stare at pictures of Rob and drool to read what pervs people google to find RAoR. It never EVER fails to make me laugh, squirm and get a wee bit freaked out LOL. I really really really need a giggle today so let’s check out what the freaks fans have been searching for online.
Crazy Shizz that’s been Googled
disheveled chicken – is that you “Robert” *snicker*
My kinda disheveled chicken!
More after the stroke and pull…
robert pattinson biting his lip – please sir may I have some more??? humina
robert pattinson pants – umm huh? Did you mean Robert Pattinson out of his pants?
jizztyping - you’re in the right place for this. Is that you Rob?? Did you read my letter & google jizztyping LOL
robert pattinson slow down – slow, yes do it slowly *poof*
robbessed - dood if you can’t spell it, you’re really NOT Robsessed!
...and what was I saying? Holy Hell batman!
zac efron shirtless – Leave, leave now! Clearly you’re in the wrong place yet again.
robert pattinson naughty – OMG I totally f*cking hope he’s naughty! and naughty a lot.
be your beautiful best - yea so I think maybe you were looking for like Suzanne Somers website or something…
deep hand porn – WTF? Is this like spaghetti sex?
“hot virgin” - virgin and RAoR…me thinks NOT *snort*
"sooo toniiie weere breein youuu..." Luv DrunkRob
robert pattinson drunk beer – yes I think he may have once or twice *wink*
foreplay - I consider Rob to be THE BEST foreplay there is!
roberts pattinson belt - Belts on Rob are not tolerated here at RAoR…not at all.
dirty smutty stories – why yes...click here
handcuffed girl bent over a car – hmm Tattward maybe *snicker*
twismut addiction – if there’s a cure or a 12 step program…then I want no part of that!
Oh Sweet Tattward! My kitten purrs for you!
edward cullen purple – um purple what…mind in gutter!
taylor lautner desktop wallpaper – Random Acts of Tater…not likely
purchase robert pattinson panties – someone wants Rob’s lips on their kitten *giggle* get in line bitches!
sam bradley fan encounter – Sam, is that you again? LOL
rob pattinson bulge – alright which one of you was this *snicker* you are home
robert that jaw – no last name and they still end up here…luvs it!
The.Jaw.
rob pattinson naked – DED at the mere thought.
the price is right name tag – WTF?
pattinson sexy just a girl – Googling Rob, sexy plus me = UberWin! LOL
low-riding freeball - Hella Yea! You are in the right place for that.
robert pattinson wears socks – Seriously, sock fetish WTF?
taylor lautner erection – oh no you di-iint! *shudders, looks around for Chris Hansen*
Have I mentioned how excited I am to see this moving?
wet hair bald – say what?
raor robert – I love how our “Robert” is like a famous weblebrity and he gets googled. LOL Come back “Robert”. Stop stuffin’ that turkey and come visit your PattinH00rs!
wow, I’m first?
By: sloopy1975 on November 25, 2009
at 12:22 am
I guess I am, lol…
WOW seriously, some of those are just… bahahahhaaaaaaaaa awesome
great job calling out these peeps, JAG, good stuff as usual 
I’ve been here, even though I haven’t been posting… been so busy with other “RL” crap that I haven’t had much time for RobOogling (apart from seeing NM at a midnight showing last Thursday, which… WOOHOO! my BSR cherry was popped and it was sooooo goooood lol) but I’ve been reading everyday
So if I don’t get a chance to before, all those celebrating Thanksgiving (me!) on Thursday, have a VERY happy Robsgiving
I know I will, I’m gonna go see NM again, LMAO 
By: sloopy1975 on November 25, 2009
at 12:26 am
Aww….sucks RL gets in the way of the Robogling. RL is just so RUDE, you know?? I’m about to go away for a few days b/c finals are on the way so I’ll be on the same boat as you =(
Happy Robsgiving!!! Be safe!!
By: jenn0910 on November 25, 2009
at 12:47 am
Purple?? Could they mean Purple Fudge??
Price is Right??? WTF????
These absolutly kill me when you post them.
Now I’m dying, thinking of “Rob Pattinson Naked” AND “low-riding freeball” in the same sentence!!!
By: foof76 on November 25, 2009
at 12:26 am
JAG SAYS…..google “hot virgin”…..virgin and RAoR….me thinks not.
HAHHAHAHHAH. Damned right JAG.
We are NOT damsels in distress here either.
We are aggressive Robpervs seeking Rob porn daily!
Our goal: to drag Rob behind the dumpster and rip those lovely button fly jeans down around his ankles and go down….I mean bow down to HHH on our special RAoR dumpster knee pads….
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 12:37 am
“to drag Rob behind the dumpster and rip those lovely button fly jeans down around his ankles and go down….I mean bow down to HHH on our special RAoR dumpster knee pads….”
I don’t know, debbo, I wanna go down. But not bow down lol.
By: jenn0910 on November 25, 2009
at 12:44 am
yeah…..GO DOWN….maybe we’ll bow down to go down….LOL
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 12:55 am
I wanna go down, too, but I don’t want to have to bow down either. I figure if I’m bowing down while I’m on me knees, I’ll end up being more level with his knees instead of where I actually want to be.
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 1:00 am
LMFAO! I jizztyped on “me” knees, instead of on “my” knees, obviously I’m thinking way too much about Rob being on me!
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 1:05 am
hahahha…ok……ixnay on the owbay….just GO DOWN. LOL
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 1:05 am
“come on guys let’s be simple here”-let’s compromise, i’m all for going down then how about bowing down as long as HHH is pushed up hard behind me!!
By: hot4rob on November 25, 2009
at 1:18 am
hot4rob…
HAHAHHAHHAH
AMEN SISTER! THAT’S the ticket! hahahhaah
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 1:25 am
hot4rob….ps….the key word in your sentence is: “HARD”….behind me.
damned straight…serious ROB WOOD….
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 1:27 am
Hey hot4rob, I like the way you think, I’d Bow down and grab my ankles if HHH was pushed up hard behind me!
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 1:31 am
music4debbo: HARD ROB WOOD….the possibilities are endless and you know us pattinpervs have thought of ALL the delicious, dirty, sweaty, mind-blowing possibilities….mind going into gutter (come join me lol)
By: hot4rob on November 25, 2009
at 1:34 am
spunkransomlover, i’m not the first to say and definitly not the last to say but-the line starts behind me bitches!!!!!!!
By: hot4rob on November 25, 2009
at 1:36 am
^lmao ladies!! you crack me up!
I love coming here late night with the pervyest of pattinhoes!
…I went on early yesterday (actually in the morning, with the sun and evertything
) anyways, i went on and i think afternoons on RAoR are a little dull compared to the late-nighters… more oogling, less perving = *yawwwwn*
By: ginaransom on November 25, 2009
at 2:36 am
Ginaransom,
Welcome….come join us in Rob perv land.
The creatures of the night do love to Rob perv to the max. Don’t know about the rest of you, but my coffin lid shuts at sunup and so I have to get my Rob perv on while the moon is high in the sky. But then Ginaransom, some folks here are on the other side of the world and THEY are the afternoon folks. So dunno…but as far as me at least…in the words of BB KING….”Let the good times roll”….or “Get the Rob peen blown”.
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 3:06 am
you already know ‘Im goin down’
By: Im Goin Down on November 25, 2009
at 4:57 am
All I saw was “rip those lovely button fly jeans down around his ankles” and I was like “I’M IN!! Where do I sign up?!” I may or may not have a fetish with Rob’s Buttons as if you couldn’t tell, right?
By: RobsButtonsBabe on November 25, 2009
at 10:24 am
RobsButtonsBabe wrote “I may or may not have a fetish with Rob’s Buttons”
Why I have no idea what you mean… a fetish with Rob’s Button fly jeans?
You mean these jeans?
http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/00475bs6.jpg
I may or may not keep willing the buttons to pop open with my eyes…. sh*t hasn’t worked yet… maybe if I stare harder ….
“rob pattinson’s bulge” ?!? oops no,no srlsy wasn’t me *snort*
bulge,bulge,bulge… *thud*
http://s422.photobucket.com/albums/pp309/twilightmoviegifs/rob4/?action=view¤t=093.jpg
By: robsexme on November 25, 2009
at 2:03 pm
robsexme-
oh i made a vid check it out
By: RobsButtonsBabe on November 25, 2009
at 2:08 pm
hells yea! “loosen up them buttons, baby”
F*ckhawt vid & song is so apropo!
By: robsexme on November 25, 2009
at 2:29 pm
People actually google this?? That is just…..sad/crazy/hilarious.
I actually found this website through Robsessed (see, I know how to write it. That means I am robsessed) and through LTR so I didn’t googled none of that crazy shiz. But I’m gonna go on google and type any crazy, pervy thing I can think of and see if it direct me to RAoR.
By: jenn0910 on November 25, 2009
at 12:38 am
Sounds like a good way to kill an afternoon someday, lol
By: sloopy1975 on November 25, 2009
at 12:40 am
Lol I know. Just a random sunday afternoon.
By: jenn0910 on November 25, 2009
at 12:48 am
Me too, I found this site through Robsessed, I guess I don’t google that much. Ha! Was directed to Robsessed by a friend who was already Robsessed.
Those are priceless JAG, especially the Hot Virgin one and Taylor Lautner wallpaper…hehehe…
Debbo’s dumpster dumping with Rob again, that girl is going to get housemaid knees..er, Robsmaid knees?
By: Lynda on November 25, 2009
at 1:29 am
Lynda,
You’re right….hehehe
and…I’ll probably need knee replacement surgery on both legs, but it’s a SMALL price to pay because I LOVE MY JOB! …..er….BLOW JOBS>…hahahahha
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 1:48 am
me too, I fouund RAoR through Robsessed. and then when I saw the category for “Rob’s crotch” on the right hand side bar I knew I was home. too good to be true. That’s still my favorite category on here. LOL!
By: Celeste on November 25, 2009
at 9:21 am
I’m dying to see “Remember Me” (MOVING) too JAG. LOL
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 12:44 am
*raises hand*
I want Rob’s lips on my kitten. just sayin’
By: unleishd on November 25, 2009
at 12:47 am
*raise right hand*………*looks around and slowly raises left hand*
I really want Rob’s lips on my kitten too. *blush and shrugs*
By: jenn0910 on November 25, 2009
at 12:49 am
Me too!
The price is right name tags? Mine would say “I’m free”. Just for you Rob, just for you
By: blackrose26 on November 25, 2009
at 12:54 am
I’d rather have his TONGUE on my kitten….is that an option also?
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 12:57 am
Debbo, his tongue better be an option. Or else this PattinPerv will not be too happy.
By: jenn0910 on November 25, 2009
at 1:04 am
Oh Gaaawwwd, I’ll take his lips..and his tongue….and maybe his fingers…..THUD!
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 1:09 am
spunk, I just finished reading His Personal Assistant, and with the mere mention of tongue lips and fingers all in one sentence, I think Im gonna combust…
*poof*
By: ginaransom on November 25, 2009
at 2:40 am
Can I get in line for this? *thud*
By: Nora on November 25, 2009
at 2:44 am
knees getting weak, breathing speeding up…flatline
By: Im Goin Down on November 25, 2009
at 4:56 am
funny…my kitten has been asking for that all week. Not that this would be any different from any other week.
By: mimi on November 25, 2009
at 9:22 am
Mmmm…Rob’s lips my kitten. I’m in!
By: vancitylili on November 25, 2009
at 12:57 pm
PURRRRR……MEOW!!
By: RobsessedMuch on November 25, 2009
at 10:05 pm
LMFAO! I can’t believe people actually google some of that shit, thinking it’s going to lead them here! I mean Tater? Zac Efron? Come on! And WTF is with the “Hot virgin” reference? I don’t know if I’d use those word’s to describe Rob, Hot?…most definitely! Virgin?…ummm….nope..definitely not!
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 12:50 am
…maybe he is a virgin…
HAHAHAHAHAHA…
…I hope not, cause that would just ruin all my fantasies of him being fantastic in bed
By: ginaransom on November 25, 2009
at 2:41 am
what ass would even assume that hot sex on a stick rob would even be close to virginity??? just take a peek at those eyes and the smirk! that, my friend, is no mirgin!
By: mimi on November 25, 2009
at 9:23 am
haha mirgin!
must be a man virgin.
damn jizztyping
By: mimi on November 25, 2009
at 9:23 am
Brain still short-circuited by the latest Vanity Fair outtakes….
JAG, your tags never fail to crack my shit up. Efron free zone….BWAH!
*sigh* I miss RAoR Robert…this is hands down the coolest, most kickass group of women I’ve ever had the pleasure of encountering either in RL or online…Rob, you must miss being cheeky with us, just a little, no?
By: suziekew on November 25, 2009
at 1:00 am
Yes…VF new outtakes got me going this morning! I got here from Robsessed, too! Definitely an “Efron-free zone” and probably “Tater-free”, too, since he’s only 17!!
I am in awe of how you come up with these posts, JAG! You are awesome!
Short pimp for elvis4scilla…..read her “Open to Interpretation” (sp?) FF…it’s good with a very different twist that we all might relate to!
Happy Turkey Day to all you U.S. ladies!
By: Sus on November 25, 2009
at 2:58 pm
Hey Sus, I just saw this. Thanks for pimping my story. I’m writing the juicy lemons right now, getting myself all hot and bothered LOL.
By: elvis4scilla on November 25, 2009
at 6:09 pm
‘More after the stroke & pull’—so nice, JAG, to see you’re rowing again—lmao—<3
By: expatzgeil on November 25, 2009
at 1:07 am
Deep handporn…damn I’m curious if it has to do with Rob!
By: luvnroballday on November 25, 2009
at 1:11 am
I know you guys already know from last evening, but for those that don’t:
PART FOUR of the VANITY FAIR OUT TAKES are up!
NEW VANITY FAIR OUT TAKES! YUMMY
I’ve decided that PICTURE 16 is now how I will see my “Edward” for “The University of Edward Masen”.
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-D-200912#slide=16
STRONG, lean and mean and sexy in tweed. YUM
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 1:15 am
OMG debbo, I was thinking the same thing! That is totally Professor Masen!
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 1:18 am
Here are my faves from those outtakes:
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-D-200912#slide=7
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-D-200912#slide=8
look at his right hand in that 2nd one, it’s like he’s gripping something…
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 1:24 am
I’ve heard 4 people so far agree that number SEVEN of the new VF out takes 4 is an amazing picture of Rob. HOT HOT HOT DOMINANT ROB for the win!
I agree, number 7 KICKS ADD.
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 1:29 am
Number 7 makes my girly bits cry…
By: Nora on November 25, 2009
at 2:09 am
@SRL… Oh, shit… #8! *faints*
By: Nora on November 25, 2009
at 2:11 am
#7…hands down sexiest thing ever…You’re killin’ me Rob!
By: omerta437 on November 25, 2009
at 2:23 am
gah! thanks debbo!
This is my fave:
Crouching tiger, hidden Robert… heh heh heh…
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-D-200912#slide=13
By: ginaransom on November 25, 2009
at 2:48 am
Thanks Debbo! I love that pic and the newest Vanity Fair outtakes are so f*cktastic!
I’m a fan of FF “Master of the Universe” and this is how I picture Edward in the story:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4131328125/
GAH!
Remember I told you PattinAngels that I was going to create my own melbietoast flickr.com account to upload my fav pics of Rob that I’ve enhanced in Photoshop? Well I finally started and the above pic is from my collection. You can see more at:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/
I love photography, Photoshop and Rob – great combination, hope you enjoy! (The pics are best viewed LARGE and you can download them for your eternal pleasure
By: melbietoast on November 25, 2009
at 3:17 am
melbietoast….mmmm. Your idea of “Edward” from “Master of The Universe” is REALLY SEXY and chiseled and raw. LOVE THAT PICTURE. mmmmmmmmm
Never judge an angelic face by it’s cover.
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 3:37 am
oh YES number 7! but number 2 is my favourite by far. you just want to crawl into his lap and throw the book away and snuggle into his neck and just smell… and wrap your arms around him and squeeze a little bit and get kisses on your head…
By: woodstock on November 25, 2009
at 4:34 am
melbietoast….of the Rob pictures you have enhanced from your URL given above, THIS one is my favorite that you have enhanced. I love black and white.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4132395575/in/photostream/
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 4:50 am
melbietoast,
HERE IS ANOTHER OF YOUR ENHANCED ROB PICS that I ADORE…..oh man you enhanced RomeRob and cropped and shaded blackNwhite into GLORIOUSLY GLOWING ROMEROB. OHHH MYYYYYY>
You guys gotta see what MelbieToast did to this well known RomeRob pic.
LOVE IT girlfriend…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4132518813/sizes/l/in/photostream/
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 5:00 am
OMG I love Robvember!
By: Annie on November 25, 2009
at 8:51 am
Every pic that that man takes is like heaven on earth!
PensiveRob….gets me every time.#9.That jacket may or may not be covering up my head as I give him….3,2,1.*RMs girlie bits just ignited in flames*
By: RobsessedMuch on November 25, 2009
at 10:04 am
Woodstock, I’m with you on #2. When I look at that picture I just want to snuggle into his lap, nuzzle my face into the crook of his neck and place feather light kisses all over him.
By: vancitylili on November 25, 2009
at 1:52 pm
Debbo – oh thanks so much – I do LOVE Rob in black and white – adds a certain rawness and brings out features you don’t notice in color…
By: melbietoast on November 25, 2009
at 2:08 pm
@SRL
The hand in #8….. F*****ck!!!
And the #7 DIED.ME
By: lizzyfrommxli on November 25, 2009
at 4:30 pm
melbietoast:
Thank you so much. They are awesome!
X
By: romanysue on November 25, 2009
at 9:43 pm
deep hand porn that is the fuckin funniest shiz, i had to show hubs and sis what i was LMFAO over. people are so dirrty. loves!
By: myrobertpattinson on November 25, 2009
at 1:16 am
And THIS is my idea of what “EDWARD” from “MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE” looks like.
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-D-200912#slide=17
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 1:23 am
OOps…looks like we had the same idea, but different looks huh?
By: Lynda on November 25, 2009
at 2:08 am
“rob pattinson bulge – alright which one of you was this *snicker* you are home”
Damn straight I’m home! Not that it was me or anything…
By: Nora on November 25, 2009
at 2:00 am
“Robert Pattinson wears socks!”
Now THAT was you, right Nora??
I’m onto you chickie.
By: georgeygirl on November 25, 2009
at 7:27 am
theoretically, “bulge” could be anything. yet somehow, it ends up here.
interesting.
I mean, I know what I want it to mean, but the rest of cyberspace?
GO JAG!
By: mimi on November 25, 2009
at 9:29 am
@gg… NO! Really, it wasn’t me! Damn you and your evil, conniving ways…
I will admit to LOL about that, though…
By: Nora on November 25, 2009
at 6:01 pm
I was just oogling the new VF photos again and I think I found him..
Master of The Universe..
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-D-200912#slide=16
By: Lynda on November 25, 2009
at 2:03 am
That’s my “The University of Edward Masen” Edward there you’ve got as your “master of the universe” Edward. We’re pretty close there though LYNDA.
NORA AND LYNDA,
I’m finally going to start reading “THE BLESSING AND THE CURSE” tonight.
Just finished “TIDES” and loved it. Hope you read it Lynda. It’s fluffy lemons and flirtatious-cocky-seductions mixed into a sweet story of long awaited love….yum.
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 2:30 am
Yes, I’ve been reading the “Tides” one, talk about cockblocking!! Geeez!!! Ok, I’m not finished it yet, but Gawd….it’s not like they haven’t been dancing with the devil since chapter 1!!
The one I picked Debbo for MOTU doesn’t look angry enough to me anyway to be Professor Masen, there’s another one in a former set that looked like him in the same outfit. Actually any of the ones in the white shirt and jeans could be MOTU too, his signature seems to be white linen shirts and jeans, doesn’t it?
By: Lynda on November 25, 2009
at 8:26 am
“Taylor Lautner erection”
!!!!Ring the ALARM!!!! …there’s a certified petephile on the loose here at RAoR!
Which one of you done it??!!
I promise, just come clean… and you’re free to walk out to your car and go…
…I promise there’s not like 8 FBI agents waiting outside for you…
…but seriously on a side dish: when me and my girlfriend where at New Moon, she was swooning over Taylor! I was like “Geez Tiff, if you REALLY wanna be a petephile, Im sure there’s lots of little boys you can perv on here in the theatre” *shudder*
…LOL “price is right name tag” WTF is right…!
By: ginaransom on November 25, 2009
at 2:31 am
DOES Tater get any of those yet. Isn’t he still underage?
By: mimi on November 25, 2009
at 9:31 am
“taylor lautner erection” NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!
that’s disturbing …. & cue up Rob audio “slightly scary”
mimi ~ does he get those yet? Isn’t he still underage? LOL
btw ginaransom ~ been meaning to tell you for a while I love your avi!
“sex-driven people” damn straight!
By: robsexme on November 25, 2009
at 2:20 pm
why thank you robsex
…its been my permawallpaper since it came (heh heh) out…
By: ginaransom on November 25, 2009
at 7:52 pm
I remember a Tater interview where he said he was really upset about middle-aged women asking him to autograph their panties. He really did look seriously upset about and frankly, I don’t blame him. What were these women thinking? Cripes, I wouldn’t even ask Rob to do that. I remember getting really upset at my daughter for throwing her bra on stage at a Depeche Mode concert, well ok,,I was more upset that I had just bought her the bra and it cost me $40.00. Dave grabbed it and wore it for the rest of the concert..I think I would have been mortified.
By: Lynda on November 25, 2009
at 8:02 pm
I laughed all over my fuckin self with these…
Would write more but I’m in the middle of a CWIA chappy *runs back to read*
By: Emz on November 25, 2009
at 2:46 am
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-D-200912#slide=2
I would SERIOUSLY love to kiss his eyelids while he slept. It would also be nice to rub my thumb gently over his lips while he lay sleeping.
I suppose dry humping his knee while he sleeps is taking it a little too far???
LOL
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 2:46 am
I second all of that!
And he’d never know about the dry humping so that’s cool, no one gets hurt and we’ll never tell.
X
By: romanysue on November 25, 2009
at 3:23 am
LMAO dryhumping his knee!! Is it me or does ROb look like he’s kinda smirking in this one?
By: Celeste on November 25, 2009
at 9:29 am
not for nuthin debbo, but if that piece of ass was anywhere NEAR my bed, nobody would be sleeping for weeks!
By: mimi on November 25, 2009
at 9:32 am
W00t! w00t! “Purple” Fudge Rob! Good call, Foof! Holla to all my BBR veterans! (*sniffles* I miss that place!)
Hmmmm…. “handcuffed girl bent over a car…” Didn’t I mention that in one of my fantasies back in the days of Remember Me Rob? Something about Rob taking me on the hood of a police car in the middle of Times Square or some shit? Oh well, lol, I’ve said too much shit on here to recall.
Seeing as I’ve never had to google RAoR (I got the hookup from the JAG lady herself back in the day when we let Rob put the Mega Boom in the Boom Boom Room!), it twasn’t me who googled the bulge (besides, I have all those on a lockdown file anyways
).
JAG, still after all this time, your cleverness and wit never ceases to amaze me! I adore you for the giggles you bring me!
And yes, “Robert,” please come back to us. It’s not the same without you. I need you to tell me about the sunrises you wake up to now.
It’s been so long.
Have a great day, my loves!
~Christina
By: christina4 on November 25, 2009
at 2:48 am
Totally off topic, but damn!
The Arrangement kept me awake all night…
LaracFF: thnx babe for this superhot Fanfic
Sleepless night ahead: YAY!
JAG: people always google the strangest things: Somebody googled the ShagDaddy once and got to my site: WTF?
<3 you PattinAngelz
By: DreamySim1 on November 25, 2009
at 2:59 am
DS, I hear you did some smokin hawt Tattward desktop backgrounds!!! Would love to see them! Uummmmm, Tattward . . .
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 9:47 am
hey 1peeler!
Yeah, had some Rubbin Rob fun yesterday.
Here are my two versions of Tattward. The beautiful manips were done by @Robsessed83, who let me use the pics for a deskRob:
http://twitpic.com/qsivc
http://twitpic.com/qsivb
and I made a Jackson & Rob-combo: an ehm… RobBoner LOL
http://twitpic.com/qszj0
All my deskrobs are on my blog (click my name) and on the wallpaper button here on the site (top right)
<3
By: DreamySim1 on November 25, 2009
at 10:50 am
hey 1peeler!
Yeah, had some Rubbin Rob fun yesterday.
Here are my two versions of Tattward. The beautiful manips were done by @Robsessed83, who let me use the pics for a deskRob:
http://twitpic.com/qsivc
http://twitpic.com/qsivb
By: DreamySim1 on November 25, 2009
at 10:50 am
and I made a Jackson & Rob-combo: an ehm… RobBoner LOL
http://twitpic.com/qszj0
All my deskrobs are on my blog (click my name) and on the wallpaper button here on the site (top right)
<3
By: DreamySim1 on November 25, 2009
at 10:52 am
HOLY MOTHER OF HHH…….That RobBoner(lurve the name) is frickin’ hawt!!!
PEELER-did you see it??Tag me in!
Thank you DreamySim, from the bottom of my little pervie heart
By: RobsessedMuch on November 25, 2009
at 10:57 am
OMG!!!! I love them, DS!!! And hell to the yeah, RM!!! Please, tag me in!!! Which do you want first Robby or Jacky?
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 11:08 am
I’ll take Jacky to get warmed up and then go ahead and seal the deal with Robby.
What about you peeler?
By: RobsessedMuch on November 25, 2009
at 11:36 am
OMG dreamysim, I looove that Tattward one, and the RobBoner one…tag me in too, PLEASE!!
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 11:48 am
That works for me, baby! I’ll break in Robby for you! And then I can wear Jacky out!!!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 12:49 pm
Hey, I’ll break them both in at the same time!
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 1:12 pm
Kinky!! I like where your head is at!!!!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 1:25 pm
thatswhathesaid
By: RobsessedMuch on November 25, 2009
at 3:38 pm
well, that’s what you get when I read the Arrangement…Run to read it! I promise:its HAWD!
By: DreamySim1 on November 25, 2009
at 5:24 pm
Love that Tattward Desktop! I adore that guy!
By: Lynda on November 25, 2009
at 8:12 pm
JAG, fabulously hilarious!
Now , I know I’ve stated many a time, that I likey me a bit of GQ/Hackett Rob ….. but I need to make a confession.
*pulls curtain closed of confessional in Church of St Mattress*
*coughs. fidgets nervously in seat*
I also luuuurvve me some Tattward!! With it all out on show, a la CWAIA, or hidden by day, as in “Sleeper in a Clone Suit”. I can appreciate the latter, as mine are hidden – just for me, no one else!
Another fab post ….. Thank you! x
By: Rob'sYorkshireGirl on November 25, 2009
at 3:10 am
Funny post JAG!
The last picture: Can you imagine how difficult that must have been for that actress – goes against nature. Runs back to him after the take. “You know I didn’t mean it right? I was just acting…..”
O – fucking – kay…..VF outtakes 4…….
Firstly – were there ANY bad shots?
Secondly – I’ve just looked at number 7 and I’m pregnant, that’s totally possible right?
Thirdly – Number 16 is definately Edward from UoEM, you’re so right everyone.
Lastly – I’m dead……….
X
By: romanysue on November 25, 2009
at 3:16 am
RomanySue said: “Thirdly – Number 16 is definately Edward from UoEM, you’re so right everyone”. unquote.
YES YES YES YES ….THANK YOU ….I thought #16 was DEAD ON “UoEM”.
It’s perfect, isn’t it? Just the right combination of pissed off, but slightly vulnerable, lean-mean and tweed mixed in with a dash of elegance. YUM!
AMEN SISTER!
Anybody else see 16 as “The University of Edward Masen”?
What other VF out take Rob pictures do you see as FAN FIC characters and for which stories?
I’d love to know….cause it’s really fun to picture a ROB PIC while I read the fan fic stories….like the rest of you do. But probably we all see them differently. But 16 just SCREAMS “UoEM”.
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 3:30 am
RomanySue,
I too do not for one moment believe that there have been any “bad pics/outtakes” from the VF shoot.
My friend managed to put them on a quick loop on my laptop as a screen saver – all sorts of yummy – I now purposely dawdle when doing paper work, just so the screen saver kicks into life!! A client saw it last night and had then had the audacity, during his treatment, to say “that bloke on your computer’s the one from them Vampire films, isn’t he?” I confirmed this statement. Then ….. THEN he went on to say, “bit funny looking, in’t he??” Cheeky twastard!!!!! How I didn’t smack in the back of his fat head is completely beyond me!!
By: Rob'sYorkshireGirl on November 25, 2009
at 4:21 am
music4debbo:
Not that I’ve ever given this much thought you understand…….but…….I may just picture the following:
Wallbanger in Ireland:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=rpat5sharp.jpg
The Dominant:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=4065773100_b0634b916e_b.jpg
X
By: romanysue on November 25, 2009
at 4:39 am
And more:
Mafiaward in EP:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=rp2.jpg
MotU:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=normal_0291.jpg
X
By: romanysue on November 25, 2009
at 4:44 am
RomanySue, those two fan fic character choices are PERFECT. I LOVE THEM.
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 4:45 am
And more again (told you I hadn’t thought about it much….) :
Poughkeepsie Edward:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=rob2.jpg
BB in The Office:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=RobPattinsonGQhuminacrop1.jpg
X
By: romanysue on November 25, 2009
at 4:49 am
RomanySue – yes I agree Debbo – PERFECT fan fic choices!! Especially in EW in Ireland and the Dominant… *thud*
By: melbietoast on November 25, 2009
at 4:50 am
Rob’sYorkshireGirl:
What a twat that client is!!! Even my ex husband, when he saw the pics of him did a double take and said “Blimey, he’s pretty, bet he gets the girls after him” (Understatement I know, but he knows NOTHING at all about RP or twilight etc)
Wish I could have a screen saver like that…..but my kids would probably disown me!
X
By: romanysue on November 25, 2009
at 4:55 am
His Personal Asst:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=p8.jpg
Breaking trinity:
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/?action=view¤t=hb2-1.jpg
I gotta go!
X
By: romanysue on November 25, 2009
at 5:04 am
romanysue – That VF pic with the sweater is Wallbanger in Ireland all the way. I read that chapter and about died thinking of that photo! PERFECTION.
By: DeeDreamer16 on November 25, 2009
at 9:46 am
hehehehe
That reminds me….
While I was home visiting my mom, I actually showed her the beautiful “Rob crotches” montage jpg that has become our stained glass window for “The church of St. Mattress”. She shook her head and said…..yep, you are right, you better get a seat on the RAoR bus to hell……and when I told her I already had a window seat picked out, she said that it doesn’t matter if you get a window seat or not, because the view of hell would be the same no matter where you sat. LOL
I kept trying to show her beautiful pictures of Rob and at one point she held her fingers up in a cross formation to try to ward off my evil vampiric obsession.
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 3:23 am
Mom WAS joking…she has a dark sense of humor and she’s very funny….she was a musician before she retired, so she’s not your normal mom….she’s cool.
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 4:48 am
I wanna hang with YOUR mom. Mine just rolls her eyes at me and asks, “How old is he again?”
By: Nora on November 25, 2009
at 5:41 am
Though, now that I think about it, she DID buy me a Rob calendar just because she knew I’d like it. So, I guess she’s not ALL bad…
By: Nora on November 25, 2009
at 5:48 am
LMFAO! My mom saw New Moon with me and loved it, and now she says that she might go with me to see Remember Me in March! I really think me mom needs to come out of the closet!
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 12:06 pm
Oh JAG, I just LOVE that first pic of Rob… Sex Hair and Leather Rob… GAH!!! And your post – LMFAO!
Off topic – Remember I told you PattinAngels that I was going to create my own melbietoast flickr.com account to upload my fav pics of Rob that I’ve enhanced in Photoshop? Well I finally started – and here are some of my favs of favs:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4132395575/
(love Rob in B&W! – touching his lips *thud*)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4132395083/
(Oh that sexy stare….)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4132393683/
Gah! Look at those eyes… and his mouth…. *thud*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4131328125/
Sh*t !!! (how I picture Edward in “Master of the Universe” FF)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4132089432/
HOLY Sh*t! (no words…)
(these pics by Mark Segal were hard to enhance because of all the copyright signs in them, but I managed to paint them out for the most part)
And last but my no means least:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4132089362/
GAH! Jesus Christ on a bicycle!!
I’ll be uploading more pics I’ve enhanced soon… for all you sweet Angels and hope you enjoy!
You can see more at:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/
I love photography, Photoshop and Rob – great combination, hope you enjoy! (The pics are best viewed LARGE and you can download them for your eternal pleasure
By: melbietoast on November 25, 2009
at 3:27 am
I love those pics melbie! Thank you!
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 12:11 pm
“Focus on Hands” my ass:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4132583121/
Care to explain? ‘Cause all i see is crotch LMFAO
By: blackrose26 on November 25, 2009
at 1:32 pm
oh thanks spunk, and black rose, you make me LMFAO!! yeah, that is kind of a joke (and damn near or damn impossible) to “focus on the hand” – HA when that crotch is showing its sexy HHH stuff…
By: melbietoast on November 25, 2009
at 2:15 pm
Does anyone have a list if he ‘Robert posts?
By: Robsterbator on November 25, 2009
at 3:45 am
some of the girls have them saved, it was b4 my time
sure someone will give us a link when they see this
By: Im Goin Down on November 25, 2009
at 5:32 am
They’re listed in the comments in this post —> http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/09/23/where-the-is-our-%E2%80%9Crobert%E2%80%9D/
By: Nora on November 25, 2009
at 5:52 am
@Nora, you are the sh*z! And I’m dying for that Bel Ami script! Can you email it to me? Please . . .
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 10:08 am
Yeah thanks Nora! Most of “his” posts were before my time, too!
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 12:14 pm
Hey JAG a totally hilarious post…I love the google stuff…God it scares me what is lurking out there though you know?
I dont know about ‘Robert Pattinson Slow Down’ but I know all about ‘Robert Pattinson Go Down’
Im off to see New Moon in a bit (round 4) will pop by later
By: Im Goin Down on November 25, 2009
at 5:02 am
IGD, did you get my message? I’m booked on a 1 pm Virgin Atlantic flight so clean out the spare room! Hope Mr. IGD doesn’t mind company! Seeing as you are the only one that gets my pervy mind I thought my PattinPorn talents would be appreciated there!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 9:53 am
peeler where do you think ive been all day? am all ready for you..see your post below
By: Im Goin Down on November 25, 2009
at 11:08 am
Bahahahahaha!
JAG I’m a BIG fan!
I love the way that you make me giggle about the most random things about Rob.
I wanna show to Brazilian Fans a little PODCAST that I made about Emotional Branding e THE TWILIGHT SAGA.
http://perdiessaaula.wordpress.com/
I hope that you girls like it.
Huge Kisses from Brazil.
By: Cris Zambon on November 25, 2009
at 5:10 am
I love “Pattinson sexy just a girl,” that’s awesome! And “Robert that jaw.”
As to VF outtakes – I’m partial to #10 – little bit of fingerporn and a white shirt. WIN!
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-D-200912#slide=10
And I like to think in #9 that he’s not wearing anything under that jacket.
And in #3 there’s f**ktastic corn porn.
Really, is there a bad picture in the bunch?
Happy Early Robsgiving everyone! Going to see NM again this weekend. Alone this time so I can really really focus.
By: MyRobbie on November 25, 2009
at 8:04 am
@MR, yesterday after you left I saw your Mr. Rochester and raised you a Leeland Archer (The Age of Innocence, original the talented Daniel Day Lewis) for Rob and on a side note how about a remake of “Working Girl” staring Rob in Harrison Ford’s character? Yowza!!!!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 9:50 am
I want a remake of A Room with a View. Badly.
I am also thankful for RAoR and all you Pattinangels. Getting sappy! Do you think at the dinner table tomorrow if I say I’m thankful for the internet that that will be walking the fine line between crazy and not? I think if I said all that I want to say I may lose RL friends. And possibly a husband.
OK last thing and then I have to go! About Harrison Ford – an anti-Rob “friend” asked me if this whole thing was going to turn out like Star Wars and the main guy there (forgot his name!). You know – no follow up roles. Got me thinking (and pissed). I think it may turn out like the Harrison Ford thing instead. And he’s in his sixties! Anyway, there were parts of Working Girl that were hot! So I concur!
By: MyRobbie on November 25, 2009
at 11:10 am
Love, love, love “A Room with a View”! Mr. P has a major thing for Helena Bonham Carter! Which would explain why he likes me, we have similar features (pale, big eyes, petite, brunette). Can I costar with Rob in the remake? Please . . .
Maybe we should just have a PattinAngel Thanksgiving? That way when we give thanks for things like hair porn, jaw porn, finger porn, no one will think we are looney!
Mark Hamil is the guy from “Star Wars”. And as far as follow-up roles, I believe he chose not to do any. Hell, he made a huge ass trilogy and just didn’t need to. He got into producing. I know I just revealed my inner dork by telling you all this.
And Rob probably will turn out like Harrison Ford! He’s sexy as all hell like Harrison, and he has legitament talent! And I would love that “Working Girl” remake!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 11:29 am
OMFG 1peeler – I <3 you for loving ARWAV! Totes. I think Rob would be fantastic as George. I keep thinking of that scene in Italy when he comes back to the hotel and Lucy is standing in the doorway in her nightgown with her hair down (a big deal back then) and he sees her, kind of is startled, and then walks quickly over to her. And is then c**kblocked by Charlotte. Superhawt to me, anyway (but I'm totally a softie as far as that goes). Just the tension between them is great and I think of George as being pure, wordless desire. A lot like Rob!
By: MyRobbie on November 25, 2009
at 11:48 am
Yesterday I posted my new fave hot picture of Rob and said that it was a picture that I took. Some of you asked for details and some thought i just took a picture of my TV.
I don’t think JAG will mind if I share here. I gave her the pics first last week anyway. I love to share this story about Rob and it’s not an attempt to take over JAG’s wonderfulness.
First off, here is the link to the entire album of pics I took.
http://s911.photobucket.com/albums/ac313/Robzillasnewmoonpremiere/
I flew across the country and meet up with a lot of great LTT/LTR gals. Four of us spent the night on the sidewalk for a wristband to get us on the red carpet of the premiere in Hollywood. We JUST made it in.
I was placed on the back row and couldn’t see crap! I started looking for the out-of-the-way spot and found it at the interview end of the carpet. While everyone was jockeying for position to FACE the carpet I wasn’t. That put the carpet to my left. But Entertainment Tonight had their platform set up just 15 feet away. I made friends with two of LAPD’s finest. One was a woman. Officer Valirez. She said she loved Rob but could’nt act like it because she was working. I asked her to direct him over to me and I would send her any pictures I took. I figured it was all just joking fun.
But then the stars started walking the carpet and she was directing all of them over to my little corner. They were all very kind. Chris Weitz and I had a little convo about the movie. I told Stephenie Meyer, “Thank you, just thank you.”
Rob walked down eventually and officer Valirez was true to her word. She just kinda ushered him over. He signed a few autographs. I took pics and had nothing for him to sign because I never thought I would get so close.
I asked him to shake my hand and he did. It was more of a sock puppet kind of grab. While he grabbed my hand I noticed that he had extremely long fingernails on his right hand. He accidentely scratched my ring finger. In the moment it didn’t hurt but I def. felt it. He has the LONGEST fingers ever!! His middle finger came all the way back to the top middle of my palm and I didn’t have my fingers bent. HUGE hands! His hand was so very soft. Like he’s never done a days work in his life. SO FRICKIN’ SOFT!
He said “thank you” and giggled. His eyes dissappeared into crinkles. DIED. Then he walked over and did the ET interview. Most of the pics I took are during that interview.
I’ve met, touched, and talked to HHH! His eyes are incredible in person. They are very blue and just sparkle. He didn’t appear that tall to me but my hubs is the same height so I guess I’m just used to it. He didn’t appear too thin either but again, hubs is pretty much the same build as Rob. He does, however, seem quite young in person. Definitely easy to see the adorkableness in person. But he is still reigning as sex god in my dreams every night.
Gah! Those sparkling eyes. I see them everytime I close my eyes. LOVE.THIS.MAN.
And I love JAG and MyRobPattinson. Both are terrific, sweet ladies. Thanks JAG, for letting me share.
<3
By: therealrobzilla on November 25, 2009
at 9:13 am
Wow!
Thank you so much for sharing all that. I could almost picture it.
Am def picturing those soft, big hands right about now anyway…….!
X
By: romanysue on November 25, 2009
at 9:24 am
OMFG that’s wonderful! Wait! Wait! What did he smell like? OMFG I can’t believe you shook his hand. That’s just wonderful.
By: MyRobbie on November 25, 2009
at 9:28 am
yes, OMFG you got to meet and touch and talk to him!!!
thanks for sharing. I am just loving the fact that his hands are so soft and BIG. LOL!! I really could just picture the whole thing.
By: Celeste on November 25, 2009
at 9:39 am
pics are amazing! you got every expression we love on his face, plus finger porn plus hand porn plus jaw porn plus freckle porn, hair raking squinty eyes lip biting GAH!!
YOU ROCK!!!
thanks for sharing your incredible experience.
I am jealous of only one thing really – you got to touch him.
DIED.
By: mimi on November 25, 2009
at 9:44 am
The smell of Rob is…non-existent. He didn’t smell like cologne or BO.
By: therealrobzilla on November 25, 2009
at 9:45 am
WOW! Thanks for sharing this story with us!!! And the pics, too!!! You are one lucky girl!!!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 10:06 am
therealrobzilla,
GREAT pictures and you deserve everything you got camping out for so long.
Do you know why his fingernails were so long on his right hand? As a musician/pianist/guitar player, I can tell you, it’s because he’s using his OWN FINGERNAILS as finger picks to PLAY GUITAR WITH. That’s why only on one hand.
He’s been writing songs a lot lately and he plays guitar all the time in hotel rooms ….he has said.
He can scrape me up ANY TIME.
Just sayin…. lol
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 10:19 am
TRRZ-it sounds as though your trip was amazing.Lucky you.But I will be perfectly honest…..you lost me at middle finger…..GAH!!!!!I will read the rest after I recover
By: RobsessedMuch on November 25, 2009
at 10:43 am
Oh God, thank you for that trrz…awesome…gah!! those fingers! f*&kme!
By: Im Goin Down on November 25, 2009
at 11:11 am
OMG! What an awesome experience! Thanks for sharing that TRRZ!
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 12:42 pm
Thanks so much for sharing that! It echoes the experience I had, except I didn’t get to touch him. See ladies, the eyes are blue and he is so adorkably young, but I’ve chosen to ignore that part, so I can keep on perving.
Debbo, that’s what I thought too, that he keeps his nails long on the hand he uses to play his instrument (hee, hee).
BTW: I’m working hard on getting Ch. 14 up for you ladies, there will be multiple juicy lemons and other fruit, freaking finally right?!
By: elvis4scilla on November 25, 2009
at 1:02 pm
*Imagines Rob’s hand touching me. Dies*
Wow! You’re so lucky! Thanks for sharing!
By: blackrose26 on November 25, 2009
at 1:28 pm
therealrobzilla,
Holy crap…. so f****8 jealous!!!
But sooooooo happy for jou! Yes, in many pics you can see his fingers are remarkably long… There’s one thumb-against-lip-picture where his thumb is actually twice mine…
Oh oh oh…. you must have been in heaven.
By: Vana on November 25, 2009
at 1:36 pm
OMG!!! I can’t believe you got to touch Rob, I am officially jealous. But seriously what an incredible experience, thank you for sharing.
By: vancitylili on November 25, 2009
at 2:37 pm
“I’ve met, touched and talked to HHH.” holy crap, trr!
I may or may not be green with envy! btw love how you documented the scratch on your finger… lucky girl! Fess up, how many days before you washed that hand? lol
By: robsexme on November 25, 2009
at 2:47 pm
WOW thanks for sharing that. You are a lucky girl now aren’t you!!!!
My hubby as promised to take me to the Eclipse premier when it happens if I go and get something he as been begging me for since we got married 8 years ago. I won’t say what it is but i am seriously considering cus I know my hubby would keep his word an take me if I got this thing. Damit need to get over my fear Rob is worth it right?????
By: asiki81 on November 25, 2009
at 2:58 pm
Le sigh. Thanks for sharing. <3 you too.
By: Just a Girl on November 25, 2009
at 2:59 pm
therealrobzilla, OMFG thanks so much for sharing your awesome experience with us! I would much rather shake Rob’s hand than get his autograph… wow… and I just knew he had to have the longest fingers… and soft hands… wow… so happy you could see/meet/touch him! And live to tell us all about it!
By: melbietoast on November 25, 2009
at 3:06 pm
I love that you took a picture of your finger where he scratched you. That is awesome. You lucky lucky girl!
By: Annie on November 25, 2009
at 5:37 pm
I ♥ your story! You lucky duck!
By: Nora on November 25, 2009
at 6:50 pm
You lucky gal! Thanks for sharing it with us.
By: tamalady on November 25, 2009
at 7:56 pm
JAG, Wow! I needed a good giggle and that did it for me too! The shirtless Zac Effron, leave now, had me laughing so hard that the hot coffee I was drinking shot out my nose! Oouchhhh! Note to self: Drink only beverages that will feel soothing coming out of nose when reading mornings posts!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 9:42 am
Alright, I’ll admit it. I’ve googled “Rob Pattinson Naked” a time or two and have, for whatever reason, ended up here.
I have no shame.
By: tiffany0829 on November 25, 2009
at 9:45 am
Hi, Tiff!! Where you been hiding!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 10:29 am
f-king hilarious post jag. people never cease to amaze me in their stupidity.
that said, i found raor whilst going thru rob pattinson web results on google, down in the blog section. i’ve never looked back. it was the day of the post “why i never plan on meeting rob pattinson”
yup. i’m a lifer now.
By: mimi on November 25, 2009
at 9:46 am
Ok I literally LOL at every one of them…..
You make this 34 yr old mum of 5 feel completely normal for my robsession
By: Robrator on November 25, 2009
at 10:14 am
Welcome! You are um normal… at least here you are
By: Just a Girl on November 25, 2009
at 10:48 am
Ok, this is slightly off topic but here goes: In case I don’t make it here tomorrow morning due to the “holiday” I just wanted to say I will be giving thanks for this blog and all of you on RAoR! I love you guys! I can already feel the passive-aggressive noose, that is mine and Mr. P’s family, tightening around my neck and hope I can keep it together! My comfort will be that once it is over I can come home to my real family, you guys!!! Love you all!!! Rob bless you!!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 10:35 am
As the noose tightens I hope you can find a few moments of solitude to get on Rob, I mean get in here, and read and comment to keep you sane.You don’t have to stay all day. Just a quickie, just in and out,in and out, in and out…. what was I saying?…..(my mind must be stick on stutter)
I am thankful for JAG and this wonderful place to peruse the porn with all of you fine ladies…….
I am thankful for hairporn…
I am thankful for jawporn….
I am most def thankful for fingerporn….
the list goes on and on and on and on and on
By: RobsessedMuch on November 25, 2009
at 10:53 am
You too 1peeler! Thankfully (very thankfully) we aren’t having any “assorted relations” over for Thanksgiving this year – so we get to avoid passive-aggressiveness. Yay! But… going to a non-Robsupportive house for the day. Which is hard. Going to have to hide the crazy fangirl for 24 hrs. Gah.
Will be thinking of this the entire time.
http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/robert-pattinson-7269-3.jpg
By: MyRobbie on November 25, 2009
at 10:58 am
hey peeler, have been busy getting the spare room ready (with all the Robporn on the walls for your arrival)…what time does your flight get in?
Happy thanksgiving! Good luck with the No Rob zone, doesnt sound very appealing…just in from seeing New Moon again…the parking lot scene had me moaning out loud this time.
By: Im Goin Down on November 25, 2009
at 11:06 am
1peeler said: “passive aggressive noose” (from family)…..LOL
hahahahhahahhahaaha HOLIDAYS WITH FAMILY…..what a mind fuck, huh? Both good and bad. Blow it off (that’s what SHE said) people.
Here’s how you get through frightening family holidays: Ask for another cup of “CHEER” (booze) and from there on, just nod your head, smile and think about ROB stuffing YOUR turkey.
(amem). Or Rob stuffing SOMETHING of yours….any way……they’ll just wonder why you look heated and are smirking.
HAPPY ROBSGIVING!
By: music4debbo on November 25, 2009
at 11:33 am
Hey 1peeler, when you feel the noose tightening you can just pretend that it’s Rob’s hands that are around your neck. Kind of like this:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/5.jpg
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 12:55 pm
@Debbo, yeah that’s the problem! My family is Irish Catholic and we drink! Mr. P’s is uptight WASPs that don’t drink! They always manage to sh*t on everybodies good time and give you that “I’m judging you” look when you have a cocktail!
@SRL, quick! Somebody photoshop out Kristen and put my face in there! Then I’ll print it off and carry it with me tomorrow, like my own little wubby (blanket)!!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 1:06 pm
1peeler,
This sounds like a good time for….DUH DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHH…..”maragarita in a sprite bottle”. LOL
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on November 25, 2009
at 2:21 pm
1peeler,
I feel your pain – family is here for turkey day and my solution is to drink lots of margaritas… ha! Don’t let that noose around your neck get too tight – we love you!
Here’s something to keep your mind thinking about what you would like to hold tight:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4132583121/
By: melbietoast on November 25, 2009
at 3:16 pm
“foreplay-I consider Rob to be THE BEST foreplay there is….”laughed til’ my face turned red
I consider Rob to be the ONLY foreplay these days….and it seems to be working out vera nicely
By: RobsessedMuch on November 25, 2009
at 10:40 am
I concur! I informed Mr. P last night that when I closed my eyes he would be turning into HHH! He replied, “That’s cool. I don’t care if you scream his name either!” Now that’s LOVE! Then he asked when I was going to London to visit IGD. I said, “seriously?” He said, “yeah, I would like to go to but, hey, I know PattinPerving is a girl thing so thought you could use a holiday.” I love this man! Now I’m having fantasies of flying first class on Virgin Atlantic and getting seated next to Rob. Maybe we could join the Mile High club!!!!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 11:22 am
Whenever my hubs comes home from work, and finds out that I’ve either been here all day, or reading FanFic, he always says “well then I guess you must be ready for bed”! LMFAO, he obviously uses my Robsession to his advantage!
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 1:09 pm
@SRL – He is a wise man, then!!! Why get jealous of HHH when you could just use the Robenomics (the trickle down effect) to your advantage!! DUH!!!! Your hubby sounds like a highly evoloved man!!!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 1:14 pm
1peeler – I think I love your husband.
I wish my fiance thought like your man did lol.
By: blackrose26 on November 25, 2009
at 1:34 pm
So last night my hubby and I were at his works christmas party at this really fancy restaurant. I have met some of the people he works with before but last night there were a lot more there. Anyway one of the new sales guys I met , his name was Robert but they called him Rob. The guy was actually kinda cute and funny as hell!!! But I really only liked him cus of the name. Ha and he sat right across from me at the table oh and did I mention his eyes were almost the same color as RPattz. God help me I felt bad and awkward cus I couldn’t help but look at them. Damn me and my Robsessein. Oh god he also wasn’t shaved just like RPattz!!!
Ok now I feel guilty 
well maybe just a little
It’s scary how much of a fangirl I have become!!! Looking at another guy, mind wishing he was the real RPattz, but still my hubby was right next to me and I was have really bad thought running across my mind.
Oh my little rant is over for now!!!!
By: asiki81 on November 25, 2009
at 10:52 am
This is a “no-shame, no-guilt” zone! You go right ahead and perv away!! There is no judgement or no reprisal here!!! It’s like “Cheers” here! Wouldn’t you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. And they’re always glad you came!
By: 1peeler on November 25, 2009
at 11:36 am
Words like guilt and shame are completely un-acceptable, but feel free to use words like peen, asscandy, happytrail, tongueporn, fingerporn, etc.
By: spunkransomlover on November 25, 2009
at 1:23 pm
Well, I’m glad *I* “came” …insert evil laugh here——>
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on November 25, 2009
at 2:25 pm
Thanks ladies guess this is the one place you can get away from reality and have fun with no strings attached!!!
By: asiki81 on November 26, 2009
at 9:20 am
Ahem, Love Tatward!
By: rpattzgirl on November 25, 2009
at 11:04 am
bloody hell i have been incapacitated for days and didnt realise how much i missed coming on here til i just now logged on,JAG roflmao checking for chris hansen that made me pmsl i caught a bit of predator raw last night whilst channel hopping.
By: sarahjm28 on November 25, 2009
at 11:28 am
“robert pattinson slow down-yes, do it slowly*poof*”
uh..*poof* and UNGH!!!
we need a nice, SLOW gif for that!!
By: RobsessedMuch on November 25, 2009
at 11:44 am
Funny as shit JAG! Love it! Also love the picture with the girl giving the bird, his face, lmfao!
Hope you all have a great Thanksgiving holiday! TOTES gonna miss you all for the next few days! I’ll be devoting my time to my RL friends & family but I’ll be thinking of my e-besties while I’m away!
By: smittenbyabrit on November 25, 2009
at 11:56 am