Total Request Rob! New AudioBites!

So ever since the Remember Me trailer came out and well… a certain f*ck interview last week, my twitter and the comments have been filling up with audio requests. You PattinAngels f*cking love when Rob says f*ck dontcha! I know I lurve me some potty mouth Rob.

So today, it’s all reader request…Total Request Rob AudioNibbles! Enjoy!

The one you’ve all been buggin me for…

I think you're the tease Rob ;-)

more Robert F*cking Pattinson cussin’ like a trucker after the grind…

Yes, yes pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeee…

Best.jeans.ever!

Say it, out loud…

Yep, I'd f*ck that!

Yes, yes you are…

This is f*cking awesome!

Only Rob can make this sound sexy…

When I think of rubbish, this shirt comes to mind *snicker*

Wonder what Rob thinks about his crazy fame…

Now this ^^^ is slightly scary!

Fantasizing in 3-2-1…POOF!…

*removing the pants in my mind, leaving only the cuff and a smile*

Alright PattinAngels, here’s your challenge for the day…we need to freshen up “the pics that are making us HOT!”  Any nominations for the new GIF?

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366 Responses to Total Request Rob! New AudioBites!

  1. elvis4scilla

    Thank you, thank you, thank you JAG. These are awesome!

    • Sus

      Where did that scary, dark-haired picture come from? I have to say, that is probably the only RobPic I have never NOT gah’d over!

      AssCandy rules (along with FingerPorn)!

  2. jenn0910

    I love that AssCandy. In jeans and in suit. When I noticed a guy for the first time, I usually look at his eyes, smile and ass. And HHH manages to check all 3 checkpoints.

  3. rpgirl27

    http://s747.photobucket.com/albums/xx118/rpgirl27/?action=view&current=vf16.jpg
    my contribution to ‘the pics that are making us hot’

    What deal do I have to make with the devil to see that in person one day???

    • Ce Ce

      Seconded.

      That is like…THE most gorgeous photo ever known to man. It looks like a painting. Everything about it is just luscious. Lips…eyes…hair…the white highlighting all the beauty that is Triple H…

      Me looking at that photo = DIED in a big way.

    • Brittany

      Ho-lee shhhh

      changing my wallpaper now!!
      and i really REALLY tried to keep the same pic for a longer period of time. but then a new picture will come out and GAH!!!! i’ve had the vanity fair cover for about 3 weeks now. it was hard… that’s what she said.

      THANK YOU! for showing us this wonderful pic. i’m sure it will enter my dreams/daydreams at some point and fantasies while reading fan fic.
      yummy.

    • Brittany

      Those Lips.. so pink! Those eyes!!!

      YUUMM

    • Im Goin Down

      thats the one I was going to pick too!!!!

      it makes me ache, my throat tightens, my pulse races..GAH!!!!

    • Haystackhair

      Holy fuuuuuuuuck. DIED. THUD.

    • smittenbyabrit

      Love that contribution!

    • spunkransomlover

      Oooh yeah! That’s a good one!

    • mimi

      rpg27:
      THAT right there is my all time favorite Rob. Sooo damn suckable, f-kable, doable in any position. If I ever woke up with THAT in my bed…hell I’d never ever in a million years leave. The sunlight on him, how unf-kingbelievable BLUUUUUUUE those eyes are, the hair. IMO, that is perfection. Right there.
      Too much for my vag, my ovaries, my mind to handle.
      ——————————————-
      (Mimi is long gone on that photo.)

    • Vana

      Yep, that’s the one. Definitely. I wrote a couple of days ago something like this about this pic:

      That’s what you’re looking at the morning after. When he’s too shy to say: ‘good morning babe, let’s make love’, and he says: ‘good morning babe, let’s make coffee’.
      …..Just one morning-after-coffee with him….. Is that too much to ask?

      Thanks JAG for another moment of joy in our miserable lives! :-)

    • Christa64c

      Even the hair looks more “sexed” than usual.
      As to the deal with the devil, I’ve looked into it and apparently there’s a long line.

    • vancitylili

      Sweet jeezus!! That pic pains me it’s so beautiful. The sex hair, the stubble, the look in his PIERCING blue eyes and those lips, gawd those lucious lips are begging to be kissed, licked & sucked. *DIED*

      @Mimi – Like you, if I ever woke up to that you couldn’t pry me from the bed.

    • Dang! His eyes are so blue here.!

    • LuvnRobALLday

      Yes and Please…

    • Sus

      *I*AM*DIED*!!! Can you imagine waking up to that? Sh*t on a shingle…..
      MovieFone gave RM trailer and Rob a pretty good review! Is it February yet?

  4. Squeeee ~ such dreams I will have Thanks JAG

  5. foof76

    Love love LOVE!!! These little audio tidbits always kill me!

    • Sus

      JAG! Love the audio bites….have them all over my computer!

  6. Jan

    Niiiiice!

    • HERE IS A GREAT PICTURE OF ROB I think would be great for on the side banner here. I think MANY will agree it’s GORGEOUS> The eyes, the LIPS, the finger porn….the hair, the suit. YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

      CHOOSE THIS ONE!!!!!! :)

      http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=641&pos=251

  7. Emz

    audiojizz is my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave

    the fuck interview is the best ever…rawr love it :D

  8. LuvnRobALLday

    The way he says that in the first soundbite is so f*cking adoreable…makes me wanna just pich his cheeks (and I DON’T mean the ones on his face!) ;)

    • LuvnRobALLday

      *jizztyping* I meant pinch…

  9. Sarah

    any of the red plaid or batman shirt pics, of course! <3

  10. Capri

    Love how he says “slightly scary” And the accompanying pic? Stalkerish in a “come stalk me looking just like that Rob, and I’ll give you anything ya want” kinda way… When I see that black hair all I can think of is “The Tuck” *shivers*

    As for the pic that makes me hot…
    http://s591.photobucket.com/albums/ss359/pumpkinballz_photos/?action=view&current=outtake2.jpg
    …makes my tubes wanna untie themselves.GAH, me=jelly looking at that pic!

  11. christina4

    Robert, I love to tease, I like naked, too, I’d so fuck that, fucking awesomeness starts and ends with you, and I’ll take you wearing nothing any day, including my birthday! ;)

    Now JAG, I’m dying in hysterical laughter. You brought out the Mamaw’s ugly curtain shirt. LMAO! & then the pic under it makes him look like a creeper. Rob, I adore you, but…. ehhh, keep the drunken blush, lose the ugly ass shirts, please and thank you!

    As always, JAG, thanks for bringing us the good stuff. You are a RobGoddess amongst us mere mortals. MWAH!

    As for the picks that are owning my add…

    1) This picture just screams, “I will fuck you so hard that you’ll see Jesus. I will make you scream my name, I will make you beg for more, I will take this tie and bound your wrist and I will continue to fuck you until I’ve had my fill. It will be intense, it will be passionate, and when I’m done, you’ll never want anyone but me again.” *thud*

    http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-C-200912#slide=14

    2)And then this picture appeals to me on so many levels. I want to listen to him play. I want to hear what he’s thinking as he looks out over the water. I want to straddle his lap and run my hands under his open shirt, feel his chest and glide my fingers over his shoulders as I pull him closer to me. Mmmm, yeah, MusicOverlookingTheOceanRob makes me hot. He’s smoldering, he contemplative, he’s mysterious…. did I mention he was fucking hot?

    http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-C-200912#slide=14

    Have a great day, Angels!

    ~Christina

    • Im Goin Down

      Number 1!

      YES YES OMG YES!

    • spunkransomlover

      Most definitely that one!

    • dee

      Jesus Christ Christina you just made me see jesus reading that. Yes all of thee above. The tie, The piano straddle,ocean breeze OMFG

    • hot4rob

      WOW!! “I will fuck you so hard that you’ll see jesus” I just came thinking of rob looking me HARD in the eyes and saying that to me……UGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

    • Christa64c

      GAWD!- He’s SOOOOO saying that! I don’t think I’d last a heartbeat if he looked at me like that.
      Talk about eye-f*cking. He’s the KING. Long Live the King!!!!!

    • vancitylili

      OMG!! Yes to both, a screaming YES YES YES!!!!

    • tamalady

      Holy shit Christina! I”m sliding out of my chair now…

    • Wow that was a Fanfic!

  12. SpunkMe

    Those are great JAG! Thanks for making them! The last one is my fave, I’m sure you guessed that! ;-)

    I’ll have to think about what to suggest you make a gif of and post it later.

    For now, how about this one:

    http://i45.tinypic.com/1h7a1d.gif

    • venussleeping

      Lol I love this gif, but it sends my mind straight to the gutter.. looks like could be getting an unexpected bJ… shesh my mind is disgusting *slaps self around head *

    • spunkransomlover

      SpunkMe, thanks for that gif! I love his expressions, and the lip bite…GAH!

      Venus, I was also thinking that something may be going on a little lower than what the camera is showing!

    • jenn0910

      I always look forward to your gifs and photos that you post. This one is one of them.

  13. LOL!, That’s a silly one! ;o)

  14. This is one of my favs from the newest group~

    http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm68/raezworld/sexy/coat.jpg

    • That’s one of my top favorites too! Pensive Rob with his had up to his lips..YES…♥WIN♥!!

    • I love that pic.

      Hell, I love all the VF pics. But that one does stand out to me :)

    • spunkransomlover

      Oh yes, I love that one too! Gaaawwd, I wish I was his thumb!

    • gemmajean

      I’m voting for this one :)
      I love that damn coat
      This is the aftermath to Christina’s fuck fest outside…he is thinking do I make my angel breakfast or have another go?
      Answer: Both damn it!

    • LuvnRobALLday

      Mmmmmm…

  15. Rob'sYorkshireGirl

    I can’t choose just one. Every single piccie of him gets me worked up!! *starts fanning self*

    The new VF pics are fabulous …. especially the ones when he’s wearing the white shirt (with or without the tie, I’m not fussy!).

    He is so much the Beautiful Bastard in those …. god, I miss him!!! The epi was just as lemony as every other chapter.

    So, is there’s a pic out there that’s a WhiteShirtVF/GQ/Hackett combination, then that would be the one that really, really gets me hot!!

    Maybes I’ll just have to spend a little time googing some pics … hmmm, not working ’til noon, I could find the perfect pic over the next 4 hours!

    That’s normal ….. right??!!

    • jenn0910

      That totes normal.

  16. JAG I love you, you know that, right?
    My laptoppie is gonna get moaned at when I put the soundbytes in it… And my phone too!

    Happy Robbin’ Day sweet PattinAngelz!

    <3

    • jenn0910

      As much as I love my soundbytes on my phone, it’s gonna get me in trouble at work. My job is not that strict with texting or anything just as long as you do your job but how will I explain the “naughty” that’s coming from my phone??

  17. Here are some of my favorites from recently…

    http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/32651985.jpg

    http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/LFI_NEWMOONLA45.jpg

    http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/rpat13sharp.jpg

    All totally drool worthy..

    • jenn0910

      The second one!!! It got some tongue action. I love me some tongue porn.

  18. OOps..I assume more then 2 links gets you the “Your comment is awaiting moderation” thingy…? Sorry about that..

    http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/rpat13sharp.jpg

    • Here the other..

      http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/LFI_NEWMOONLA45.jpg

    • That first one is now on my MP3 player screen..Yay!

    • mrsaubergine

      Oh, yes Lynda! That first one is ovary explosive. It’s my new phone screensaver.

    • expatzgeil

      Lynda—am with you & mrsaubergine on the first one: smiling Rob, red plaid Rob, but above all, buttons Rob—<3

  19. romanysue

    and I thought I may actually get to work on time today…….

    JAG, you are going to have to start writing me notes explaining my continual tardiness…..

    “Dear…….Please excuse romanysue being for being late all the time. It’s completely my fault. On a daily basis I lure her (and countless others) onto the computer with posts/pics/gifs/soundbytes and more of the HHH that is Robert Pattinson. This causes multiple reactions, none of which is suitable for this note. Please don’t fire her as it’s all entirely out of her control, since I am an enabler of this addiction. Sincere apologies, JAG (RAoR) ps: Would you consider paying her to work from home?”

    X

    • Im Goin Down

      LMAO

    • spunkransomlover

      I need a note like that to give to my boss too!LOL!

    • mimi

      Um, jag, I’ll need a version of that for my hubby.

    • Haystackhair

      Um, seriously, I need one of these notes too. I get later and later every day.

  20. Im Goin Down

    My God, JAG you know us so well… Robert saying F*&K is the biggest turn on Ive had in my adult life (I just wish he was saying it to me)

    That combined with the VF pictures picked out by RPgirl (in the bed Gah!) and Christina picked my favourite VF the f*&k me stare, hands thru the hair, bit of happy trail thru the open buttons on his white shirt…

    I love him in white he looks like an angel but with the devil in his eyes….and in his pants!

    God Im at work with my tongue hangin out again, can you write me a note for that?

    ps I love the VF of him on the makeup table, makes me all kinds of hot!

    Could someone one do me a link to the f*&k interview? I havent seen it yet. You girls are just awesome love all of you!

    • Im Goin Down

      Never mind I googled ‘Rob Pattinson F*&k Interview’ and it took me straight there..Gawd thats hot, Id seen last years but this years rocked it!

    • FluffyLiz

      IGD

      Here’s Part 1 -

      and Part 2 -

    • Im Goin Down

      Thanks Liz, it lives up to its name…in one word F*&K!

      How you feeling? Hows ur back?

    • FluffyLiz

      Hey IGD

      Yeh, the good news is my back pain is all but gone, the bad news is it’s now travelled into my hip and leg (methinks sciatica!), so currently feeling very sorry for myself – and not just because if Rob turned up on my doorstep tomorrow I’d have a hard time getting my ankles behind my ears (which, let’s face it, has probably been the case since Rob was too young to understand what that meant!) But one must soldier on, mustn’t one, and as long as I have access to the kind of high quality RobPorn that’s been coming our way this last couple of weeks, in the words of Gloria Gaynor, I will survive!

    • expatzgeil

      does anyone else think that Rob is far more risqué in this yr’s round of interviews than last year—& i don’t mean just fuck—there’s been a fair amt. of sexual innuendo in various interviews—but perhaps it’s just my dirty perverted mind—<3

    • Im Goin Down

      well expatzgeil weve had the birthday suit and the bum massage and countless other non edited Robisms so I would definately agree with you re the interviews

      Liz am sure you could get those ankles up there if the occasion called for it LOL…glad you are improving tho…hated the fact you were going thru that New Moon week of all times..

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  22. venussleeping

    That first one is so damn cute.. makes me all warm and fuzzy inside and the slighltly scary one is so sexy *sigh*

    the pic of Rob by the mirror.. what a fantasy! Two Robs! I want to crawl between them and do the both.

    • smittenbyabrit

      Yup, mine too! Two Robs=WIN!

  23. JAG, baby, thank you so much. # 1 Lawd have mercy! I didn’t realize you’d take the request so seriously, thank you!!! TRR rocks!

    So now, like a kid at Christmas, I’ve barely opened this pressie and I’m moving on to the next one – see what you can do for me here:

    Access Hollywood interview from last year, with Shaun:

    “I can show it to you if you want…?”

    Mmmmm, yes please…

    • RobsessedMuch

      that would be an aahhmazing soundbite!!

    • jenn0910

      Yes please!!! You can show it to me all you want!

  24. mrsaubergine

    Thank you, JAG, for granting all our requests. I know I tweeted after the f*ck i/v came out, so thanks a lot! You are all kinds of awesome!

    My current fave is pensive double Rob. Twice the hotness has me DIED.

  25. RobsessedMuch

    JAG…you know that I am a sucker for Pensive Rob. Picture #3….Yep, I’d f*ck that two!!!! I just want to curl up in his lap, run my hands over his chest, and lick his neck, and kiss his eyebrows, and..UNGH!….what was I talking about?

    As for “the pics that are making us HOT”….don’t they all??When I start looking through all of them, I just get lost in my own little Rob world. Gawd, it is a nice place to visit. I’m thinking of taking up residency there.

    • jenn0910

      Well, we’re neighbors then!! Welcome to the neighborhood!! It the naughtiest place on Earth.

    • LuvnRobALLday

      @RM…yes…welcome to the neighborhood! Jenn, Peeler and myself all just bought a house here! Isn’t it great? ;)

  26. Haystackhair

    JAG, you own my add!! AWESOME audios. As for the pics making me hot? Pick any one of them. I’ll take that one of him in bed. GAH. As for a gif, if anyone could get that fuckhot walk across the parking lot in NM and the sexhot smirk, I would sell my soul for it. THUD. Or the first kiss. THUD. Off to change my panties again.

    • RobsessedMuch

      that sexy swagger across that parking lot!!….I tried to win that damn volvo in that whatdrivesedward contest, just so I could look at that volvo in my driveway and imagine him walking toward me everytime!!!

      I would never leave this site if that were posted here everyday!!!*So long RL, it was nice knowin’ ya*

    • RM, Me too!!! Gawd I wanted that Volvo! Simply because I knew at one point Rob had been in one! It was my own ridiculous spin on six degrees of seperation! Yep, I’ve lost my freakin mind! :)

    • smittenbyabrit

      The whole parking lot scene in NM had me died! Rob was beautiful & casual cool in that scene!

    • spunkransomlover

      I totally agree with you ladies, that parking lot scene DIED me!

    • Im Goin Down

      the parking lot scene was so hot i had to wipe the drool off my chin!!! I have never ever been interested in cars etc but now I am desperate for a Volvo like Robwards…I get your 6 degrees of seperation theory Peeler Im right there with you

    • I’m glad someone understands the inner workings of my mind, IGD! :)

    • LuvnRobALLday

      :( …I missed the parking lot scene because of those c*ck blocking bitches that went to the movie with me! HOORS!

    • I agree, NM parking lot scene. It did leave me wanting more though.
      That it too bad it was blocked for you,LRAD you will have to try again!! LRAD –
      I love your name.

    • LuvnRobALLday

      Thank you! It’s grown on me! ;)

  27. DevilWoman

    WOW! This past week has been insane!! So much Rob I feel like I just want to lock myself in a closet and stare at the pretty all day. Unfortunately, RL won’t allow that so I have to sneak on here as much as possible to get my fix.
    Excellent post today JAG. Nothing better than staring at Rob while listening to Rob. Well, except for maybe staring at Rob naked while listening to Rob… *thud*

    • jenn0910

      And while staring at Rob naked while listening to Rob……in person!!! That would be better.

  28. FluffyLiz

    Oh JAG, great sound-bites, especially 1, 2 & 4 (I love the ashtry scene in the RM trailer). As for GIFs, I’d love to see the one SpunkMe suggested – apparently he’d been asked to do his sexy face – could he BE any cuter!

    And the pix currently pwning my add? Right now it’s this -

    http://twitpic.com/qqwcy

    and this (which makes me feel faint if I look at it for too long, like looking down from a very high building -

    http://twitpic.com/qqwk9

    • FluffyLiz – I’m with you on photo #1. NeedAPlaceToSleepRob is a Rob I would like to see on my doorstep any day. Hubs who?? ;)

      On a completely unrelated topic…does anyone have a copy of the Remember Me script that is email-able?? I am dying to read it but haven’t found a good one that still remains online. If you know of a link, let me know!

      Have a lovely day, ladies. I know I will be replaying these soundbites several more times today, ensuring my day is “f*ucking awesome”!

    • MyRobbie

      OK – first of all – Hey Fluff! Hope your recovery is going ok. Hope there’s a recovery, actually, and that this isn’t an ongoing thing.

      Second – just got the Robity Fair mag from friends (they rock) and read the interview. Two things. First, they mention ComicCon pussygate. Second, Rob as a hobo? As fluff said yesterday, “C’MON!” VF writer and/or Rob are totally lurking! (Although she got a few things wrong – “Twilight fans are called Twilighters” Ummm, yeah, along with a few hundred other names.)

      To the first photo I have to say, “Gah, we love your sexy hobolicious ass, Rob!”

    • mimi

      yes fluff. I too get Robvertigo. It’s weird and strangely pleasant at the same time. Who knew my girly bits were connected to my sense of equilibrium?

    • spunkransomlover

      I love that first pic too! It’s like he’s waiting there patiently for me to come and pick him up, and take him home…and run him a nice hot bath…and help him take off his clothes….THUD!

    • Fluffy- (got it right this time..) Yes indeed, that first one in the 40′s style is one of my favorites too. Love that pose!

  29. MyRobbie

    Thanks JAG! You’re too good to us. Does Ellen have a problem with you using “Just take your clothes off.” Because if not that would be f**king awesome as a soundbite. Man, I hate to ask but just the thought of him standing in front of me saying that is right now… making me…. ummm…. what was I saying?

    Photo making me hot (among many others, of course) is this one:

    http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/twilightxchange9090-261.jpg

    Gah, the crinkly smile. Just. Gah.

    And just want to repeat – thanks JAG. You are f**king awesomeness itself. Mwah!

    • mimi

      wow myrobbie – NIIIIICE pic! If I ever get a chance to meet him, I want him walking away with that exact face on (quickly re-buttoning his shirt and zipping up his fly). He is beauty personified.
      srsly, to think that any fan would cause him consternation kills me.

    • spunkransomlover

      That’s another awesome pic! His smile is just soooo beautiful!

    • MyRobbie

      Hey mimi! I just watched this video and he says he’s going to start filming Bel Ami in February (AND he says “Guy de Maupassant” again. Died.). Maybe we’ll get stills! Gah! In f**kawesome costume! Anyway – some more goodness to pass the time until RM opens. The pipeline of Robporn is looking f**ktastic. Yay!

    • MyRobbie

      Forgot the link. From ToR (major pimp for me lately)! Thanks Faker!

      http://thinkingofrob.com/?p=28417

    • mimi

      guy de maupassant…….
      ah to hear that voice speaking french. holy shit, it undoes me every f-king time.
      If the costumes are anything like VF outtakes (damned editor) I will explode. Imagining Rob in costume, speaking french, then nailing someone…forget new panties. THAT will require a new wardrobe.

    • Christa64c

      Definitely the face of a “satisfied” customer.

  30. I absolutely lurve the ashtray line. I was wracking my brain to recall whose voice Rob’s sounded like in that scene – and then it dawned on me this morning:

    Does anyone else think he sounds like Christian Slater circa ‘Heathers’ in that clip? GAH that was good sh*t and hearing Rob’s voice like that? YUM. I want to lick it. :P

    • FluffyLiz

      Hey DD16 – Just went back to listen to it again (as I have only listened to is 3,937 times) and, do you know what? You are absolutely right! He really does sound like CS (who, I’m sure Rob said in an old interview once, was an actor he admired).

    • spunkransomlover

      I totally agree! I went back and listened to it again, and he definitely does sound like Christian Slater!

    • I love me some CS from back in the day…anyone remember ‘Gleaming the Cube’ or ‘Legend of Billie Jean’?

      I’m glad I’m not crazy! (well, at least not about this…)

      Have a great day all!!

    • spunkransomlover

      I totally remember those movies DD, I was a big CS fan, and I still have my VHS collection of his movies! My kid’s have even watched some of them, and they love Gleaming The Cube!

    • gemmajean

      Thank you! Yes that is exactly who he sounds like :) . It was bothering me as I couldn’t place it. Gleaming the Cube and Heathers are classics!

    • Im Goin Down

      good call dd16 he does sound a lot like that…loved Heathers!

  31. @JAG, those soundbites DIED me!!! Love, love, love a little potty mouth Rob! For whatever reason the British accent makes it sound even dirtier, and I really like that! Gawwrrrrrr!!!!! I guess Rob was just here to tempt me! :)

  32. spunkransomlover

    Oh Gaaawwd Jag, I love those soundbites, especially the first one from Remember Me. When I listen to him say, “I guess it was just there to tease me”, and then look at the Best.jeans.ever! pic, I think to myself, “Yep, “it’s” definitely just there to tease me!”

    • jenn0910

      And then I look at the Rome Rob lip bite and I think that he’s just teasing and with no relief in sight. With what his line of sex toys not working and all……

  33. smittenbyabrit

    In case you missed Susiekew’s post last night….

    aw, Rob just tweeted again via @twilight to thank the fans for supporting New Moon. Yay Rob!

    “Thank you for making NEW MOON #1. It’s very exciting to be a part of something embraced by so many people. I hope you are looking forward to ECLIPSE as much as I am.”

    • Your Avi is my absolute favorite- of- all -time- for -now photo, I had to say that.

  34. smittenbyabrit

    The rubbish shirt is rubbish on any other man BUT Rob in it looking good & drunk and ready for the dumpster….GAH!

  35. mimi

    oh jag!
    the cuff and a smile??
    INDEED!

    and the “just there to tease me”
    yeah – Rob, YOU, in fact, are just there to tease me.
    shit.

    and why oh why is the f-bomb so superlatively spectacular when it drops from his lips?
    i’ll bet lots of other things are superb dropping from his lips as well…

  36. FluffyLiz

    Ooh, what a treat – Biel has made a Remember Me trailer which, IMHO, could well be better than the official trailer. Love it -

    • Oh yes! I like to better then the official one. DH thinks someone should hire her, I have to send him all her videos as soon as a new one comes in, he’s a huge fan! Sometimes he thinks she’s really a profressional plant…hehehehe…she’s that good!

    • Biel

      @FluffyLiz, thank YOU so much for posting my stuff!! You made my entire day!! :D DD

      @Lynda, this is so sweet of you, dear!! but you already know that some months ago I have no idea about how to make a slide show. So nothing to do with a pro, I develope my insanity as best as I can…

      @JAG, I don’t use to comment, but I’m over here daily & enjoy every single post & comment!! you are the best therapy to ending a really crappy day at work! thank YOU *hugs*

  37. elvis4scilla

    So, totally unrelated, but I can’t help but celebrate the Robsten love. I guess when Rob’s happy and getting some, I’m happy.

    http://www.popsugar.com/tag/Robert+Pattinson

    Rob and Kristen arriving at LAX last night,presumably to spend Thanksgiving together.

    Interesting tidbit: the book Kristen is holding coming off of the flight is “Madame de Pompadour.” I know it’s a different time period than “Bel Ami” but could she be prepping to spend time in France with Rob while he’s filming?

    • Thanks for the book title! I was looking at those pics last night trying to figure it out…

    • Sus

      Scilla! How did you see what Kris was reading in that pic? I must be blind, as I tried to see it….like your comment, tho’…..Robsten in Pareee?

  38. spunkransomlover

    OK so I went looking for some pics that are owning my add, on top of some of the ones that have already been posted, and I came up with these:

    I love his smile in this one:

    http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/048-3.jpg

    And the fingerporn in this one…GAH:

    http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/0044rk8e.jpg

    And this one needs no introduction:

    http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/x4q93m.jpg

    • Hey, Spunk! Do you think it would be wrong of me to remove my kids and hubby from the screen saver on my phone and replace them with that last pic of Rob and his “comef*ckmeeyes”? Just wondering! ;)

    • elvis4scilla

      1Peeler, I think that would be perfectly acceptable. :)

    • spunkransomlover

      1peeler, there is ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with that at all!

    • Good to know, ladies! I’ll be changing it for sure!!! :) I’m also thinking or making the “f*cking awesome” soundbite my new ringtone! LOL!

    • jenn0910

      I love the 1st one. His smile melt me. And can’t forget the fingerporn. And the 3rd one…..You know, I’m glad I’m not JAG because trying to pick one would be crazy. Sorry JAG!!

    • Ok, these three are mega yummy!! finger porn and all..
      Wowza!

  39. Haystackhair

    OHHHHHH! I just thought of an audio!! How about “just take your clothes off” from the Ellen show last Friday? Do we have that one yet? I would die to hear him say that to me. THUD.

  40. Ok, this is an older photo but still my absolute favorite! I just want to crawl up and sit between his legs!

    • oops! sorry! it didn’t post.

    • http://s975.photobucket.com/albums/ae238/1Peeler/?action=view&current=21601865.jpg&newest=1

    • spunkransomlover

      I love that pic too, 1peeler, but I want to do more than just sit between his legs!

    • expatzgeil

      1peeler—just want to thank you again for ‘Possession’—one of the best RobVids i’ve ever seen—really beautifully done & sexy, sexy, sexy—<3

    • Thank you, expatz!!! I really appreciate it! Do you think we should link it up again today? It went on late yesterday and I don’t know if everyone had a chance to see the pretty! I love the stained glass fade into Rob’s eyes! Le *sigh* . . . :)

    • smittenbyabrit

      Seriously, If this picture doesn’t own your ass nothing will! Mister Pattinson all tan, that shirt, the jeans, the boots, the hair, the eyebrows, the fingerporn! GAH! This pic has it all! Damnnnnnnnnnnnn.

    • Im Goin Down

      hey peeler, love that picture and I didnt see your new video til this morning…totally off the charts with this new one..you are freaking killin me girl…there was so much tongue porn in there I had to get Mr IGD to come home early from work!

    • For those that missed the pretty yesterday, another go with Rob, if you will! This is how I pray at the church of St. Mattress, Rob bless you all, go now in peace. Amen. :)

    • rpgirl27

      *drops to knees*
      Sweet Baby Jesus!
      I have found Religion!

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