from the NEW Robert Pattinson line of sex toys. *snicker*
So last week Rob fulfilled many of our fantasies by not only uttering the phrase sex toys GAH but joking talking about coming out with his own line of sex toys *fans self*. Just the notion made me swoon AND giggle at the same time. Why? Because it got me wondering what the Robrator would look like, what it would be named and how it would be marketed.
**The devilish wheels in JAGs mind start turning**
I give you The Hobo!
The Hobo
More from The Hobo after the buuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
The Hobo is a realistic form Robrator based approximately on His Holy Hawtness’s personal specifications, with a pasty white British flesh tone and a stunning likeness of HHH adorning the exterior. Made entirely out of recycled beer boxes, cigarette butts and Styrofoam take-out containers, The Hobo is not only jizztastic but 100% edible (if you don’t care about what you eat).
Soak The Hobo in whiskey and store beside your garbage bin for that bona fide Hobo sex experience. The Hobo comes with a handy plaid flannel carrying pouch for when you want to take it out for a spin and experience that authentic Hobo Dumpster encounter.
WARNING: soaking The Hobo for too long in whiskey may result in a limp Robrator. Allow The Hobo to dry out completely and then soak it in some strong black coffee and before you have time to reach for the lube it will become hard again.
NOTE: The Hobo does not react well to soap. When cleaning is required, just spray The Hobo down with your garden hose and pat dry with some old newspapers.
The Hobo will be available in all your fine liquor purchasing establishments in time for the Holiday Season.
**The Hobo runs on 10 D batteries, it’s a lazy f*ck!
**Also available, the re-charchable plug in stand “The PattinH00r” Just jam The Hobo into the PattinH00r several times a day to ensure satisfaction & a continuous jizztacular charge.
**No time for the rechargeable plug-in “PattinH00r” stand, then you can purchase the optional “Cougar Cord”. Once the Cougar Cord latches on to The Hobo it’s unstoppable & the Cougar Cord will make The Hobo go for hours and hours. WARNING: extensive use of the Cougar Cord will void the warranty on The Hobo as it may kill the The Hobo.
Retails for $4.99 (because you’ll need to replace it often
)
So is it on your Holiday list PattinAngels? *giggle* PS How about my mad PhotoShop Skillz LOL
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LMFAO JAG!! You kill me.
“Just jam The Hobo into the PattinH00r several times a day to ensure satisfaction & a continuous jizztacular charge.”
Um, yes please?
Ps. That mp3 of Rob saying “sex toys” is HOT HOT HOT.
JAG – I just laughed so hard that I hurt myself (literally)!!! My sides are burning, but it was worth it!!! That shiz is too funny!!!
LOL I’m going to HELL now for sure!
Glad you feel better JAG. That post cheered you up for sure. It did us…. Laughter is the best medicine (and music is too).
Stay well!
“Just jam The Hobo into the PattinH00r” Bwahahaha…love it!!!
I’d like to order a case please!!!! Gonna need some extra cords though LMAO
Jag…”I’m going to hell now for sure”…it’s hot down there, but we’ll make the most of it! I’ll bring the liquor, you bring the marshmallows, Rob can bring the weiner, and we’ll have ONE HELL OF A PARTY!! Who’s in??
LMFAO!! I’m in!!!
I’m IN! We’ve chartered a bus you know….it’s a running joke here. We’re all riding the chartered bus to hell. Cheaper at a group rate. LOL
I’m in like a dirty Hobo plugged into a PattinH00r.
OMFrigginGAWD, JAG! I laughed so hard I pee’d my pants….and I’m just on my lunch break from work!! ROTFLMAO!! You are too funny, girl! Where in the h*ll did you come up with this? (and where can I order one?)…..
So glad you’re feeling better…..you came back with a BANG (oops, that’s what she said!)!!!! <3 you….
RTLMAO!!! Vancity, too funny!
I want in too!!!
WOOT WOOT! ALL ABOOAARRD! The PattinPerv train will now be departing the station!! First stop will be for the bad little PattinAngelz in the fiery depths of hell! Be sure to bring your partee supplies!!!
Heeeyyyy, wait for meeee!
*grabs Stoli and Heinies* Wait for me!
Hey*pulling IV of liquid RobPorn behind me* do you have room for one more?
C’mon ladies…you know we wouldn’t leave without ya!!
JAG, glad to know you’re feeling better! This post is WIN!
“Made entirely out of recycled beer boxes, cigarette butts and Styrofoam take-out containers”, I’m sorry but that’s just good hygiene.
ugh! it supposed to be “just NOT good hygiene.”
OMG! What a hoot. I laughed so hard at this!! My DH is asking me what’s so funny, but I am just saying “oh nothing dear” and he’s like”it’s those damn Rob blogs again isn’t it??” That only made me laugh harder! Only 5 days until I am no longer a Big Screen Rob Virgin! Woot!
My DH calls this site Random Acts of ThRob… hey when he’s right, he’s right! (this was the only time he was right!)
I wrote it and I’m still laughing like a complete tool!
I love the “Handy plaid carrying pouch” too. JAG you are brilliant. PLAID. LOL
“Random Acts of ThRob”, deb, your DH sounds like a pretty smart guy!
@Deb, “Random Acts of ThRob”!!! That is a shirt slogan in the making!!!
I’ll take 5!! Well, 1 of the shirts and 4 hobos…;)
OMFG
It’s 12:30am here and everyone else is asleep…I srsly had to bite my own fucking arm to stop the hysterical laughter….
“limp Robrator” *gigglesnort* we must not allow that to happen. I will keep black coffee on hand at all times.
Yes, please… and thank you!
I’m sitting here giggling like a little schoolgirl… *snort*
Of course you are Nora, you perv.
Oh and JAG? I’ll take two please. Two cases, I mean.
georgygirl…..”Shakespeare WHO?” hehehe I’d say the same thing. LOL
I’m reading it….just finished first chapter. Well written. I like it. Love college based Edward/Bella stories. SO, ONWARD WE GO…..to read your story:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5463683/2/The_Weight_of_Words
@georgeygirl—hope you found my note from yesterday—read everything you had posted as of last Turesday & loved it—couldn’t stop reading so the morning was a total wipeout—along the lines of ‘Let me not to the marriage of true minds…’—thanks for the link—never fear, i’ll be back for more & will try this time to leave a review—<3
Hey georgeygirl, I’m going to start reading your fanfic in between writing mine. It looks really good!
@expatz
yesterday is a blur of fanfic EPIC fail, red wine and silliness for me. I think I saw your comment, and may have even left you one. That sonnet you quoted? 116? Had it read at my wedding. Suffice it to say, ’twill make an appearance and SOONTIMES! Luuuuurve it!
@Debbo, I’m soooooo glad you’re reading. Leave a review, even if it’s only 1 word. I long to PM you. Hard.
@elvis4s I’m intrigued by the sound of your story too. My eyes are piss holes in the snow, but Ima try to hit yours up too. Right now I’m in EPOV land though. It’s f*cktastic being in his mind. le sigh.
GeorgeyGirl,
It’s so SWEET that you want my thoughts on your fan fic story, but I’m not the expert around here. NORA is the one you should talk to. She’s read SO MANY MANY fan fic stories and is the one leading us all to the best ones. I’m just a dork that likes to read well written Twi/Rob porn, but I myself couldn’t put together a proper sentence if you held my vibrator captive. LOL I just know what I like, that’s all. Sometimes, what I like isn’t what others like either. But thanks for caring what I think. I’ll keep reading. I’ve been reading three different stories today. Trying to finish up stories I’ve had partially read up till now before I go on to newer ones like yours. I started yours this morning though….will get back to it once I finish “Times New Roman”. Almost done. One more chappie to go…..had to do stuff this afternoon. Back to reading.
Yeah… um… SO not the expert here! Thanks for saying it, though.
And, even if you only say “nice chapter” or “that was hot”… that’s ok Believe me when I say I’ve left reviews like that!
JAG, hysterical. Of course my hubby walked in right when I clicked on this and said “What the Hell is that?” LOL.
Yeah..I had the same problem only it was my 13 yr old son. All I heard was umm Mom should I go downstairs for a while. OOPPS
@shea24601 Oh No!! His eyes, his eyes… and for once, I had nothing to do with it! *bows*
OMG shea, I can just imagine what your son is telling his friends at school today. LOL!
Oh shea! You’re poor son! It’s like one of your worst nightmare as a kid to walk in on your parents and this is not even your dad!
*snort*
It’s 5.40 in the morning, I’ve been writing some jacked up essay all night and I’ve got like 300 words left, don’t know what possessed me to see what crack you’re dealing today and it was an even worse idea to play that soundbite, you know the one that goes: “Seeeeeeexxx Toyssssssss.” in that deep, gravelly voice. I don’t need no robrator, thanks for the offer tho, that voice can make a girl come on command. I have died to the tune of ‘I wanna do bad things with youuuuuu’ Yeah on second thoughts send me that Hobo regardless of the health warning.
LOL! what a nice way to end your study time!
LMAO! Dosn’t react well to soap? LOL! Cougar cord…hehehee, put that one on my list JAG! Can I sit on Santa-Rob’s lap to show him–er, tell him what a good cougar I’ve been this year?
You kill me JAG! By the way, THANKS for the ‘sex toys’ voice clip! *swoon*
And once you’re done, I’m next and I’m gonna whisper to him “Think of all the fun I’ve missed/Think of all the fellows that I haven’t kissed/Next year I could be just as good/If you check off my christmas list….Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight”
Yep, send me “the Cougar Cord”…in triplicate, please!
BTW, did you ladies see the “Moviefone Unscripted” vid over @ Robsessed? It’s Tater, Rob and Chris W. asking each other questions….funny, and oh, so cute! Wonder where KStew was? Maybe she was too tired after a good night of RobLovin’……
Or of the Hobo…
JAG- That fucking killed me! Soak in whiskey, huh? Yeahhhh…..there’s your hygiene and buzz all wrapped up in one! I’d like to see you toss some of your Rob voice clips into that thing somehow…All of a sudden the thing says, “Hot Pocket” *snort*
It would kill the mood if the Robrator said “I feel dirty about it, it feels wrong”.
However, “naughty” works…OMFG “heellloooo”
Or how about if it says “pussy’, or “I’ve got an erection!”
ooohh deb and SRL, combine them together along with debbo’s idea, then we got a masterpiece right there.
OMG! LMFAO, JAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is just a spectacular post!!! I looked back to quote fave lines, but I would be quoting the whole d*mn thing! Gah! That is PERFECT! The Hobo! I so hope Rob sees your post today! He will laugh his ass off fo’ sho!
I love that it comes in a plaid cloth carry pouch…for that Remember Me Rob feel…oh we would remember feeling Rob alright!
4.99 is a good price for the f*ck load of battieries it takes! 10 Ds?! It is a lazy f*ck apparently haha The thrift store should give them away to the first 100 people to come in and make a plaid shirt or Old Navy shirt purchase! haha
While Rob is at the game of marketing his Hobo line of sex toys, he should not forget to include his own PattinPatent on one of these…
http://www.myfemalesexuality.com/products/MiniTongue.htm
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/RobHTBTonguegif.gif
He can call it the The Hobolicious
The Robrating Kitty Licker! haha
It could come in your choice of:
smoke and whiskey scent
or
smoke and Heinekin scent
And he could run a special promo that if you order now, it comes with a RobMoaning Sound attachment!
This one could take less batteies since it’s smaller than The Hobo. So, the price might be a little steeper…say 5.99. It would still work with the rechargable PattinH00r or Cougar Cord.
And to the first 100 that order, he could include a 3 oz. bottle of RobWetMouthLube…for that true Rob Mouth feel to make your kitty purr…and this he could include for free!
What a deal, eh? Where’s the 800 number to order? haha
<3
“for that Remember Me Rob feel…oh we would remember feeling Rob alright!”
LMAO!!
I read your whole Hobolicious ad as if it were being said by the Ron Popeil informatial guy. Yeah, I’ll take two with all the accessories and a two-year in-house warranty that Rob will come and replace (not necessarily in that order) if it ever stops working. (um, why did I just check spelled Hobolicious?)
OH JAG you absolutely crack me up, LMFAO!!! And SpunkMe… you make me laugh even more! EEE gad!
Kitty licker? hhahahhahahhahahhahahahhah Good one SpunkMe!
OH SHIT…SPUNKME…I hadn’t read your post when I typed my LONG COMMENT below about MY Robrator package. YOU INCLUDED A MOANING ROB ALSO.
hahahhahahahah
High five…
I guess great ROB PERV MINDS THINK ALIKE! hehehehehehe
The moaning Rob is ESSENTIAL. Oh that mp3 to Claire De Lune gets played ALOT at MY house. LOL It’s AMAZING and I think we should submit it for a GRAMMY award. GOD that’s sexy……whew
Oh GAWD that Rob GIF of him licking……that also gets played a lot at my house. If that isn’t the sexiest fucking GIF on the planet, I’m CHARO! hahahhahaha
Freaking at the thought of Rob cruising the blogs today in an effort to distract himself and reading about The Hobo. *GASP*
@JAG Hey he started it!!!
LMFAO! Spunkme, I’ll need one of those Robrating Kitty Lickers, and a dozen bottles of the RobWetMouthLube, because I’ll probably need at least that!
@Spunk, act now and the first 10 callers get tickets to a “100 Monkeys” show and a stylish knit black beanie!!! Perfect for covering your hoboheadhair!!!
OH MY GAWD!! That f*cking gif gets me every time! I.AM.DIED.
The Robrating Kitty Licker, Spunk????? I*AM* DIED* (LMAO!!!)……you pervs are the best!
*DIED*
No, really… it’s just a specter of the former perv known as Nora typing this. She expired reading SpunkMe’s post…
The Robrating Kitty Licker
LMAO SpunkMe! <3
OH.MY.GOD. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard! I may or may not had had to run to the little girls’ room. This is amazing. I just knew this was coming (that’s what she said) the minute he made that comment. Oh Rob when will you learn?
BTW, does this come with a nightstand jizzcup accessory? Also, would it be possible for it to have different plaid covers to emulate Rob’s moods. Since he only has four shirts, this shouldn’t be difficult.
Here is a little something to look at while you get acquainted with your Robrator.
You are welcomed!
http://s652.photobucket.com/albums/uu247/Mayasweetbaby/?action=view¤t=robert.gif
Xylem44….LOVE you AVI. hehehhehehehhehehhe A classic.
Thank you Xylem! This got me feeling right in all the right places.
Oh hell…I’m loving the avi!!
<3 this! JAG your copywriting skills are impressive!! I hope Buttcrack Santa brings me The Hobo for Christmas this year.
OMG! That’s funny, I couldn’t stop chuckling when I heard that interview about the sex toys and them not working.
I keep remembering him standing next to a giant Oscar in that sharp suit and thinking more on those lines…but..I do like your idea, especially the $4.99.
I posted this earlier on the tail end of Twi-Smut Sunday, so in case people don’t review back..
Oh this is a fantastic new HOT vid from Biel… fabulous!
Wow – Rob and The Killers in one place… could it get any better. Biel is one talented lady, her vids are fabulous.
Most excellent use of Vanity Fair photos. Way to go Biel.
Biel is the BEST!!!!
Another good vid! Biel is awesome!
Love the fact that she used the Robity Fair pics. They’ve become my favorite from Robvember.
Also, does anyone know the name of the song for the video she did for The Office. Someone mentioned Control Me by Keri Hilson, but I can’t find it and I’m thinking that it’s wrong.
I am speechless, THIS is ART!
jenn-I love that song, and it is one hot vid that Biel made.I looked around for the song for awhile, I thought Rhianna first, and then stumbled across Keri Hilson on you tube w/ background vocals of Rhianna. Hope this helps you.
This will sound assnine for sure but since we are on the subject of hard to find music . . . can anyone get me a copy of “Bang a Gong” by the London Bus Stop? Not the T.Rexx version, already have that. Only way I can find it is to download an entire soundtrack and just don’t want to do it (too exspensive)! I have big Rob Plans for this song if I can get a hold of it!
Biel Rocks!!! Her videos are simply amazing.
@1Peeler…I’ll send it to your E-mail…;)
Rob Bless You, LRAD!!! Thank you!!!!
No prob honey!!
Thanks RM, I found the song and I was able to download it.
Glad I could help Jenn.
Peeler-that will make for some “bangin” hawt RobPorn
@RM, I like where your head is at!!! I was thinking the same thing!!! I’d like to Bang his Gong, btw!!!
Biel is full of awesome! That is all. <3
Love her work.. And she used (mostly) the best VF pics : which is all the shots taken wearing a white shirt!!
I. AM. FUCKING. DIED.
When the hell did this interview come out?? How the hell did I miss this little bit of audio JIZZ???? What interview is it from? Does anyone have the link?? OMG… I could listen to him say sex toys all day!!! Shit… maybe I’ll make that a tone on my phone, and whenever I get a text it will just say “SEX TOYS” in his delicious voice!!
Yeah… don’t think the hubs would mind that at all. Nope.
I’m with foof – I have listened to 397 boring interviews with Rob saying the same thing and I MISSED THIS ONE! When he say “Sex Toys”! OMG – would also Luv the link!
Sure I will need to order “the Hobo” by the gross with extra Cougar Cords!
Jag – this is funny as Hell!
Here you go… I love this interview!
I KNOW THIS GUY!!! It’s Steve Jones. True, I haven’t spoken to him in a few years but I’m quite tempted to email him all of a sudden…
GAH! You must email him!
That was awesome. Thanks for that Nora, I totally missed T4 yesterday! Great interview. I love Steve Jones.
@woodstock… do it!!
HAHAHAHHAHHAHA
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ (turning it off and on quickly for QUICK moans)….ZZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I’m all for it! But I’m serious, Jimi Hendrix had a mold made of his penis and I’m all for signing a petition that Rob’s ROBRATOR ****MUST**** be made to EXACT SPECIFICATIONS. I plan on PERSONALLY overseeing this endeavor with ALL OF MY ENTIRE BEING!~! LOL….PANT PANT PANT….BRING ROB IN at 9:00 am. This may or may not take ALL DAY so he should clear his schedule. (shedule if in UK)…..We may have to make MORE THAN ONE MOLD just to be SURE we have the specifications down CORRECTLY. I plan on trying it out to make sure it feels as CLOSE to the original as possible and THAT MEANS I MUST TRY OUT THE ****ORIGINAL***** (Rob’s gorgeous love peen….or P E N I S for those of us unafraid to say the word like the pervert that I am)………Then we will also take a mold of his balls because OUR Robrator MAY or may not INCLUDE BALLS in the upgraded version.
NOW this will NOT be a cheap Robrator. We will NOT settle for cheap chinese copies. This will be “MADE IN AMERICA WITH PRIDE”. lol hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhahah And it will be flesh colored (palest beige possible) and the tip will be PINK for foreskin and tip realism. NOW……the bottom line is that there will also be a clitoris stimulator made to look like tiny versions of Rob’s fingers….(like the rabbit ears)….This will be the “COUGAR” version made for SERIOUS Robrator enthusiasts. AND with the “COUGAR” version you get the “COUGAR CORD” ***WITH*** this model as this model will retail for: $49.99 US dollars. BUT, if you call in the next 10 minutes, we will INCLUDE with your Robrator…an accompanying CD which includes Rob MOANING AND GROANING AND GASPING upon climax and screaming LOUDLY before he sighs and pants his way down from his climax. LOL NORMALLY this CD alone would retail for $18.99…so MAKE YOUR CALL QUICKLY as supplies are limited and once they are gone….all hell will break out!!!!!!!
GET YOUR “ROBRATOR” QUICKLY LADIES!!!!
Give yourself the gift of a lifetime. ROB MOANS and the greatest ORGASMIC CLIMAX of YOUR LIFE.
(not available in Alaska or Hawaii). LOL
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
You are so hilarious debbo!!!!! LMFAO AGAIN!!!
LMFAO debbo! I better order one quick, ’cause I definitely want one of those C.D’s!
The only problem with using the ROBRATOR for too long is that while walking down the street you will find that you have follow up will clitoral TWITCHES and more TWITCHES and vaginal clenching is also possible. We also suggest letting the Robrator COOL DOWN if used for more than 4 hours at a time. Otherwise, it may burn a hole in your vagina from internal Robrator heat. (much like the original)
LOL heheheheh
Hmmm…Rob causing the vajayjay to spark up…sounds like a good time to me! LMAO!!
*snort* JAG you r killing me with this!
‘Made entirely out of recycled beer boxes, cigarette butts and Styrofoam take-out containers’
They’ve been lying around in his hotelroom LMAO!
And I’m gonna need a lot of red bull to stay awake on NM-premiere week: glad I’ve got the week off
Have a great Robrator day PattinAngelz <3
JAG,
That’s the funniest post you’ve done TO DATE and I as the resident PERV…or ROB-PERV am very proud of you! You are like my own daughter….debbo wipes away a tear. I raised you well oh JAG. LOL
And as the local AUDIO-file…..I suggest that while playing “SEX TOYS” above that you hit the button quickly over and over so Rob HISSES before he says “SEX TOYS”……like a sampled Rob….SS SS SS SS SS SS SS SS S S S S S S S S SEX TOYS!
LOL Maybe we can produce a Rob SEX TOYS rap single. I bet it would sell well…..
I’ll get my turn tables ready!!
JAG omg that’s hilarious.you just made my monday a lot brighter.
I’m going to PIMP ipeeler’s latest video again since I posted it so late last night. This is one of her BEST and the song is sexy. It’s a song I sing quite often to myself……..
“I’ve been a bad bad girl…..”. Glad you liked the song enough to use it ipeeler. Bad ass song.
GREAT JOB ipeeler. SEXY AS SHIT!
http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Nov%2015th%202009%20LA/?action=view¤t=gallery_enlarged-robert-pattinson-t.jpg
FUCKING A…..it posted the last picture. ARGH.
LET US TRY THIS AGAIN!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
sigh.
Video above was created by our OWN “ipeeler”. APPLAUSE!!!!!!!
Jesus H. Christ on a crutch! This video is so hot!!! GREAT job Peller!!!
another Masterpiece by 1Peeler! I am proud to call you my friend! Plenty of finger porn….Mr IGD is surely wondering why I keep playing with his hands these days… OMG 4 days girlies…..
Man that finger shot just about killed me.
Awesomeness! Absolutely Robtastic. That scene when he blinks unexpedly through though the headboard is my favorite…I could ‘Hobo’ to that!
Debbo, thanks again for pimpin me out!!! And thanks everyone for watching it! I have a lot of pent-up sexual Rob tension, what with NM five days away, and needed to distract myself! I think it backfired, tho! Because now I’m even more wound-up!!!
I also have to thank our very own LuvnRobAllDay!! She did the Rob Angel photo manip for me!!
1peeler—sorry i can’ see your latest Rob-sex-fest since there are copyright restrictions on this video—which recording company is it?—the german equivalent of ascap is feuding with google about royalties so google has apparently proscribed certain record companies for broadcast here—really shitty—:((
@expatz, it is Sony Music, again! Hope that helps!
OMG 1peeler that was HOT! I definitely need The Hobo now!
@1peeler… Hot vid! Can I ask… where did you get the pics starting around :47 or so? Those don’t seem like the other ones I’ve seen from that day…
@Nora, I have them saved under the header ET (Entertainment Tonight New Moon). I think that is where they came from.
1peeler You make great vids girl!! I had just convinced myself to “be reasonable” and choose between The Haunted Airman or How To Be to purchase on DVD. Well I.NEED.THEM.BOTH!! Thank you for making me see sense! Looking forward to the Bang a Gong vid.
@1peeler… Thanks! Funny thing is, when I looked in my folder for that day, I actually have those pics! There’s just been so much Roboverload this week that I don’t even know what I’ve seen… or saved.
@Nora, rightclicksave, rightclicksave, rightclicksave, rightclicksave . . . sound familiar? LOL!
Niiiice peeler! I esp. loved the piano playing shots timed with actual piano sound. You’re full of talent girl! <3
Thank you, RCC!!! You’re a little tardy to the pardy today!! Where you been hiding yourself? Have been holed up with the HOBO all day? LOL!!!!
Peeler … I peaked on RAoR this morning, DIED and just got resurrected. LOL
rats, foiled again. I will get to your vid soon Kelly. I am continually interrupted…
Finally… very wonderful Kelly. Love that song… smoldering and sexy and seductive, like the subject of said Vid.
I had to watch in stealth mode tonight. Well worth the wait.
You are very lucky Kelly, that you Mr. Kelly is so “good- natured”
Ooops I meant “iPeeler” – sorry for the typo… was a bit excited…. I wonder why?
best post EVER!!! I am laughing so hard I almost fall of my chair! please, please, PLEASE somebody tell me the link to that interview PLEASE! I am asamed to say that I haven’t seen all the interviews I got a litlle bored and left for after the movie, so I missed that comment.
Just scroll up dimitra, Nora posted it above.
JAG that was an awesome good ole belly laugh of a post….the Hobo…ya know ya want one!
world premiere tonight…my God life is good right now.
have a great day early risers I will check in later…
wonder if Rob is an early riser *wink* he’s 23 of course he is!
hehehhehe Morning Rob wood. sigh….oh to be there….
Yeah, the interviewer is Steve Jones and he’s Welsh.
Love that Rob talked about a grotesque sex toy… lol and peeing in a cup… WHAT?
Oh, the filter wasn’t working again (as usual)
Bless that man
perhaps JAG can get that bit on MP3—’piss in a cup’…’because the loo was so far away’—LOL—<3
“Morning Rob wood. sigh….oh to be there….”
Debbo, we are here *does weird eye to hand to eye thing*
Just watched the L.A. premiere….too little Rob, I might say! Have had 3 glasses of a superb wine, and am probably jizztyping! AND< just read update of Masters of the universe, so I'm feeling very emo. Just came by to tell you all how much I < U all…..for a year or so, I've felt bad about lurving Rob and fanasizing about a 23-y.o. man, since I'm old enough to definitely be his mom, maybe his g'ma!!! You all are so accepting of me, and all of us PattinPervs, and I just had to say that I love you for that!
Thanks, especially, to JAG for providing a forum where there is no chastising for loving our beautiful, sensual, loving Rob. Who woulda thunk that he would have become such a phenom? He is truly a gift to all of we PattinLovers, no matter what age we are, and I, for one, feel blessed to have found all you fellow RPattz lovers/pervs to chat with and share pics, vids and thoughts. Like I said, I'm emo and full of wine, but just had to say this!!! xoxoxoxoxo Sus
Here’s the Sex Toy interview for those who missed it..enjoy, loved this one!
Lynda,
Oh thanks for that. I LOVE that video and forgot to “favorite” it on YouTube. Heheheheh the girls will love seeing it. Good interview.
Lynda….did you read the newest chappie of “The university of edward masen”?
I LOVED it.
Can’t wait to see what happens when Bella goes to Jacksonville in “Master of the universe” also. I wonder if he’ll show up. LOL
Debbo- YES, loved that chapter on “The University of Edward Masen”, I think things are going to get pretty interesting, especially when Peter (the AngelF*cker) gets back..heheh…or when Edward wakes up…*gulp*
Yup, I have a feeling Stalkward might show up..don’t know if he can go that long without seeing Bella, what do you think?
I loved that interview, it was a tad different from the usual US interviews, plus I love that guy’s accent, sounds like Welsh to me, but I could be wrong.
I loved the last chap. of U of EM, I hope that kiss jarred is memory a bit, and hopefully he still remembers when he’s sober. As for MotU, I haven’t gotten that far yet, but I plan on spending a few hours reading it today, so hopefully I’ll catch up!
Well JaG I love every one of your posts but todays is THE BEST EVER… it as got to be the funniest post ive ever read.. I wet myself laughing.
This is top of my christmas list and i want the Cougar Cord with it
Ha…me too! I’m still laughing over that JAG post, I keep checking back in to see the reactions..:)
JAG!! This is above and beyond… dying of laughter. Oh and dying from Rob saying “sex toys”. That interview is the gift that keeps on giving…
A whiskey soaked limp Robrator??? Egads!! I’ll be singing “Soft” all day.
“I’m passed out in your garden,
I’m in I can’t get off im so soft
I’d pop myself in your body,
I’d come into your party but I’m soft”
“Behind the fringe of a whiskey high”
Oh our Rob does not disappoint… let the no filter interviews continue!!
Four more sleeps!! Four more sleeps!! BSRV goes byebye!!
I’m so excited to lose my BSRV, CAN NOT WAIT!!! Rob is gonna take it away and it’s going to feel so good
Alright, so some lovely gals on Twitter persuaded me to de-lurk and I was looking for a good place to jump in. No better place than a post on Rob sex toys! Holy Hell…Brilliant, JAG! Haven’t laughed this hard in a LONG time. It made my day. The Hobo is SO on my holiday shopping list and I want that optional ‘Cougar Cord’!
Endless thank you’s for those MP3s. And the Photoshop skillz are a WIN!
Thank you for posting this! That sort-of-beautiful kid is going to need tripple protection after this… I mean err….security.”
as I watched it I kept hearing the commentary of the chicks who initially posted this when they refer to Jake taking off his shirt as a Porno move.
QUICK BEFORE IT’S GONE……
Thank you Thank you ~ I thought I missed that scene ~ it was pulled everywhere I looked. too much Jake though ~ had to go back and look at the Robrator post several times. Sigh, groan…is it Friday yet?
Vana—wasn’t aware there was a problem, but thanks anyway—the Robvisions are going to be spectacular to judge from this scene tho’ 20 min of Rob & the balance Taycob is going to go down hard (that’s ‘hard’ as in ‘difficult’ & not ‘hard’ as in ‘erect’)—Taycob is surely a fine lad, but—’and thereby hangs a tale’ (pun intended, but it ain’t Rob’s)—<3
expatzgeil,
Problem?…. huh?… I’m not aware of a problem either!
For me Taylor doesn’t even come close….
And let me make this loud and clear: this vid was posted because of the new (though short) part of the Robvision in it, and for NOTHING else!
No, Vana!!! I’m a TwiPrude until the midnite showing on friday, but this clip is gonna get me off the wagon (that’s what he said) and i can’t now. I only have a few days left. Must.Not.Watch. *mutters to self* come on jenn, you can do this.
I agree, Taylor has got nothin’ on Rob!
When Edward’s “apparition” touches her hand and the bike lunges forward…yeah, that’s how I’d react too. Rob would definitely get the “thrusting” reaction out of me!
“Note:The hobo does not react well to soap….”
I can just see it… in suburban neighborhoods across the globe, every other house there is a woman outside with her garden hose and news paper giving it a little spray n’ pat
JAG-you are cracking me up this wonderful Monday morning!!Glad to hear that you are feeling better.
Take care of yourselves this week my fellow PattinAngels…can’t have anybody sick this week….it may be the biggest week evah
Good morning, sweet<3!!! Can't wait til Friday!!!! Squeee!!!! Hope my shirt gets here by then!!!
ROTFLMAO!!! I can totes picture that too RM.
LMFAO! We have a water restriction by-law here so you’re only allowed to turn your hose on on certain days, and at certain times, so I can just see it now all of the by-law enforcement officers will be dispatched to different houses, due to excessive hose usage, and all the women will be saying “oh, I’m sorry I turned my hose on when I wasn’t supposed to, but, I had to wash my Hobo!”
LMFAO!
I’ll never be able to look at my garden hose the same way again!!!!
“excessive hose usage”….thatswhatshesaid!
peeler-hey babs, I hope so too. I ordered a dumpster shirt-thankyouveramuch.
I think we need some kind of code word or action of some sort, to know how to find any other PattinAngels that are going to see HHH on friday at the movies. If there is a fellow PPerv at my movie I would love to find them!
You read my mind!!! I was thinking the same thing!!! I know their are lots of “lurkers” out there, too!! I’m so happy you ordered the dumpster tee!!! I think that “MoscatoTyping” is a worthy shirt slogan as well. Hubby and I were laughing about “jizztyping” last night! I asked him if he knew what it meant and he said, “Oh, yeah! I’m totally worthless when I’m in the throws so I know what you ladies mean by “jizztyping”!
“totally worthless when I’m in the throws”…..FRICKIN.HILARIOUS.
He sounds like a very understanding man. Mr.Much sometimes suffers from the RobEnvy…but it’s all good at the end of the day(ifyaknowwhatimeanandithinkyado)
@RM, Mr.Peeler can be a Slick Git on occasion, but in general he’s a GOOD man. And he couldn’t be more understanding about my Robsession. Rob Bless Him! He even wrote a letter to UC and Moon over on Letter’s to Rob saying he got laid a lot more due to me making RobPorn! True Story!!!
We share an email and computer so he see’s my viddy projects all the time, poor bastard. But he is totes good humored about it. He’s a jackass about a lot of other things but he never has a bad word for HHH!!! 
I’ll take several, please.
Oh god, just thinking about it…
*thud*
Does anyone have a link to the interview where Rob is talking about when he screams. He stops himself and says something like “I almost said something ridiculous. I’d get arrested.” Kristen is there too. I’ve read about this video but not seen it. I need it… for something…
It’s at Robsessed in the London fan event video.
oh thank you, thank you. Have been dying to hear these words spill from his gorgeous mouth!! At work though and will have to wait untill i’m home to hear it….on second thought that might be the best since hearing those words will lead me to think about him in the certain situation that would cause him to scream and then I might start moaning/screaming and that’s best done in the privacy of home yeah? Yeah I thought so.
OMFG that is PRICELESS!!!
THIS!! “NOTE: The Hobo does not react well to soap. When cleaning is required, just spray The Hobo down with your garden hose and pat dry with some old newspapers.”
Pure WIN!!
Awesome job!!!
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omfg i love you. just wanted you to know you made my day. lmfao!!
You Should Add the Clip where he says
“ectasy” also !!
OH OH OH!! Rob muttering the word “ectasy”? I’ll just die…
Alright, now that I slept, I can fully enjoy this post. JAG, is there any way to make the soundbites blackberry friendly? I, uh, kinda want one. Ah, don’t know why I’m getting shy now lol. So, I would like the sex toys soundbite, along with ‘naughty’, and the ‘come on boys’. Oh also the ‘tantra’ *sighs* that would be great.
As I’m writing from my BlackBerry, it doesn’t let me reply where I want to: Spunk, Oh My Rob. Love it. That tongue action totally did me in. And Debbo, if you need an assistance, I will gladly volunteer. And that CD, please Santa, we’ve been “good” this year.
@jenn…getting shy? Are you giggling?
Don’t feel bad…I sit here at my PC giggling like some crazy little school girl and when my kids walk in, I jump, turn the screen off real quick and put my hands in my lap, all redfaced! You’d think they walked in on me having sex! LOL!
NOT expecting this for the post today! Didn’t know what I was expecting, but certainly not this. Hilarious. As SpunkMe said I’d be quoting the whole thing if I went back for my favorite lines. This is some seriously funny shiz, JAG!!! Love it!
JAG this woke me up this morning.
I think I’m gonna need about 5 or 5000. lol