*JAG glances nervously around the room and warily spies the Giant Elephant in the corner. So unassuming yet she sees it, we all see it, maybe some of us have seen it there longer than others. She ponders the Elephant…waves at it, blows it a kiss and says “I see you there, I know you’ re there and I’m gonna let you go about your business because I think you deserve a break”*
So PattinAngels unless you’ve been trapped in some sort of bunker or bomb shelter for the last 10 hours then I guess you’ve seen some new pictures of Robert Pattinson. All I’m going to say on today’s blog post is Rob looks so very happy, content and relaxed. So today, we’re going to focus on Happy Rob! I love Happy Rob…he makes Happy JAG.
PS Rob is home in London and for that we should ALL BE HAPPY!
10 Things that make Rob happy.
1. Reaching in his pocket and discovering a shiny new pair of socks.
Um Rob I don't think that's a pair of socks in your pocket *dies*
More things that make our Robbie happy after the sizzle
In honour of Rob being back in London, this is a MUST play song for today!
2. Having a body guard to tell people paps to “go fuck yourself” so he doesn’t have to.
You tell those Paps where to go for our Boy!
3. Second hand flannel stolen borrowed from a good friend.
Simply the best laugh ever!
4. A nice rack 
BUSTED!
5. Losing his razor among the beer bottles, old scrambled eggs, a half-eaten Twix bar, and a dirty pair of jeans on the living-room floor.
ScruffBert makes JAG Happy!
6. Wearing a lobster bib and eating corn
*giggle* Any excuse to post the corn porn.
7. Having sex on the beach in my fantasies
This may have to go on the side bar...DAMN HAWT! Coming back from banging on the beach #iwish
8. That Tater is the “star”of New Moon
Phew some of the pressures off right Rob? #legalinGeorgia
9. Wearing his jammy top to Press interviews
Well hello there smexy lil jammy shirt
10. The simple act of Edward & Bella holding hands. “le sigh*
Edward & Bella *le sigh* How many more days until New Moon?
In other news there has been a surge in music downloads at iTunes since last night. Top downloads include:
I Don’t Like Your Girlfriend – Avril Lavigne
Keep on Loving You – REO SpeedwagonLove Hurts – Nazareth
Bleeding Love – Leona Lewis
big girls dont cry-fergie
Hard Habit To Break- Chicago
It Must Have Been Love-Roxette
Here I Go Again- White Snake
Picture to Burn – Taylor Swift
UnBreak My Heart – Toni Braxton
The Day the World Stood Still – Charley Pride
Fall To Pieces – Avril Lavigne
Don’t Speak – No Doubt
You Give Love a Bad Name – Bon Jovi.
How Can You Mend A Broken Heart - Al Green
I Touch Myself – the Divinyls. *wink*
Hope this one gave you a giggle.
SPEECHLESS
It doesn’t get any Better than THIS! *sigh*
Pics from RobsessedPattinson.
OMG am I first?! JAG, just texted you regarind new VF outtakes. and YAY for happy Rob!
Numbers 5 and 13 *thud*… number 18, LMFAO!! Fanboys!
Um…I think it shows that our boy has indeed been hitting up the fan fiction and HARD (yeah…yeah I know…that’swhatshesaid) Lots of BB up in there! And…um…13 = Wallbanger much?! Okay and personally I could actually die over 6. I’m turned on by a nose flare and this is not the first time. Someone help me please…
I died 18 times over.
and yay for jizztyping!
Speaking of FF’s….I’m LURVING “Master of the Universe.” OMGAWD! and a new “TRAINING” update, too!!!
Love, love, lurve, crave Domward (Kris or no Kris!!!)……you go, Dom!
I haven’t checked my e-mail. A NEW “Master of the Universe” chapter? WOW
WHAT A GREAT DAY!
It’d be even better if there was a “Wallbanger” and “The University of Edward Masen” update today also! Oh and “Living Backwards” and “CW&IA” digging out of the hell hole of angst..hehehehehehhehe. I LOVE THIS FAN FIC!!!!!!
WHERE IS MY LIFE?
I was up all night and into the day today reading fan fic and trolling for Rob porn!And I go to sleep and MAGIC HAPPENS while I’m fucking sleeping? LOL GAHHH
I LOVE ROAR….I LOVE ROB…..I NEED A GROUP HUG. Somebody shoot me I’m in a good mood and it’s getting disgusting! Don’t hurt me people, I just love happy Rob!’ That smile on his face.
Well, at least we know while he was shut up in his hotel room the whole time of filming ECLIPSE….trapped in there…we know now he was writing LOVE SONGS and HAVING A *FUCKHAWT* time!
))))))))
What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on that wall in that room! hehehehehhe
You got a Chapter 41 from MOTU?
This picture died me.
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-B-200912#slide=12
Guh!
“Time to Get Cracking!”
Well alrighty then!
On the bed?
On the counter?
In the shower?
On the table?
Over?
Under?
Top?
Bottom?
In?
Out?
Blacking out
*THUD*
Whereever… whenever… *coughcallmeRob*cough*
That one died me, too! I LOL!
Me too Spunk, me too!
In the shower! I claim the shower!
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Pattinson,
Thank you for deciding to have a little fun that one night 23 years ago and creating this wonderful creature.
Love,
The PattinAngels from RAoR
Yeah now that we can read the bib…holy god…
I call the counter! (Shut up, Annie!)
Last year VF photographer, I wanted to hug her because she that shoot was awesome. However, this time around?? I find that photographer and I will forever love that man for this shoot.
Did you say something Nora? I’m busy soaping up Rob’s sweet add.
@jenn… I’d totally do Bruce, just because of those pictures
@Annie… What’s that slurping sound?
fuck… me… 2, 11, and 12… gotta go change the panties ladies! THUD POOF gah!
oh and don’t forget, this is just the 2nd if FIVE outtakes from VF for this shoot… I’ll be dead cum Christmas! LOL
Nora, wouldn’t you like to know? hehe Oh! Leg hitch. Gotta go!
Can I have all of the above? Scooch over Kristen, there’s room for us all! hehehehhee
SpunkMe is in heaven today?
Sigh…..le sigh…..I LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Rob is a happy Debbo.
)))))
AHHHH reading fan fic will be so much better too.
hehehheheheh
I want #11 first on the table, then on the counter, and then we’ll make our way to the bed room where we’ll do it on the bed…..eventually ending up in the shower…uuunngghh……THUD!
Personally, I call against the wall, then on my knees, then in a sex swing, then on a yoga ball (Yes, I said a yoga ball. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. It’s a workout x2, plus you can bounce.
). Then well cuddle on the couch, fuck in the recliner, eat by the refrigerator, snuggle in the shower. Then it’s off to bed where we fall asleep, limbs tangled, and blissed the hell out. Oops, I don’t see any of those on your list. (Except for the shower, but I can’t go to bed nasty, we’ll just shower, I promise.) However, I do think we have the Over, Under, Top, Bottom, In, and Out pretty well covered. 
@Christina4 (3:04 am)—girl, you’re Ms. Invincible—love it—<3
LOL, negative, it’s only 1:22 and my ass should so be in bed, but I’m too pumped from the new pics. It’s the best kind of RobCrack. *passes the pipe* Lay it thick, ladies.
A yoga ball…..hahahhahahha
Christina you kick ass girl! So funny!
HEY SPUNKME!!!!
I have a question….HOW IS ROB going to get to read your “YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD” if he has to “FRIEND” you on LIVE JOURNAL to get to read it?
I mean….you know he’s using you for pointers. LOL
Isn’t there any way to open that puppy up so ole Rob can learn new positions?
lol
I mean….you ARE the queen of Robsten porn. Nobody does is like SpunkMe.
hehehhehhehehe
I need an answer here….. honestly…..Maybe you need to send it to him.
Spunk, #2 of the 19 had me died! #5…TWO ROBS, fantasy #9854687 check!
my right- click save hurts. I think I’ve done it to all of the VF Rob pictures ever taken. my hard drive is a little sore from all the action its getting.
no… in- YOUR- endo.
Allright, I guess that leaves the table for me, mmmmm,Rob on a table top,now THAT I can definitely deal with…..Rob for dinner and dessert too!!
LOL @ Christina
Yes, I can vouch for the yoga ball too
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11. Being back in the Motherland, drinking at a deserted pub…jamming during open-mic night.
I’m sure that’s pure WIN for him….
You have to wonder if he decided to go out and about or decided to spend time with the parental units.
I was thinking the same Maddilicious, and also:
see his friends again and play the piano at his parents house (?)…..
Uhm and …..yep, like you said, jamming during open mic nights, …. during closed mic nights, with his buddies, alone, in a dark little pub, anywhere….
Oh.. and sitting on the steps. Just sitting.
Enjoying the smell of Londen. Doing all kinds of nothing.
Sitting. Looking at the beautiful streets and buildings.
With a beer. Or some fish ‘n chips.
Saying Nothing, to Nobody. At all.
Boooohooooooo
I wanna sit next to you mr. Pattinson….. ..
JAG,
Thanks for this great post!
I just listened to another Londen song from Michael B.: ‘A foggy day in Londen town’. (I allways bring that song with me when I’m in Londen) Very uplifting!
(I tap-danced like crazy in my bathrobe! …uhm, yeah.. working at home today…)
YAY FOR HAPPYROB. YAY FOR SHINY NEW “SOCKS”…
YES. I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS.
I may or may not be really happy because he’s just so fucking cute when he’s happy.
iPod downloads = WIN!!!
LMFAO until I die…
ditto!
@Nora—what was the final take on the home for Rob’s cows? or did they all fall into the Bristol Channel?—<3
I think that would do just fine for a private island.
The cows will survive… maybe. He might need to build a fence. Because, you know… raising cows means lots of cheeseburgers. Or, he could just say f*ck it and let the cows do what cows will.
Wait a minute. When did those tees and mugs get there? —>
lol they been there for a few days now Annie. It ok. Robvember had you distracted.
I noticed them yesterday… but my tits are too big for those shirts. Maybe a mug…
OMG I am totes embarrassed! Yes I blame near constant Robgasming for my lack of observation skills.
Robservation skilz…
What the fuck is she talking about?
~~~scrolls up~~~~
Dude, all I see is pictures… really, fucking hot pictures….
~~~wanders back to the bedroom~~~
~~~comes back with a clearer mind~~~
~~~ scourers the site looking for above mentioned objects~~~
*facepalms myself for not seeing them sooner*
Annie, you aren’t alone. JAG, I wants one.
Dammit, #jizzfail, I meant “scour” the site. I, of course, would be the scourer.
LMFAO! I didn’t notice them either!
OK—am clearly mentally challenged, but what the are you all talking about??????????—<3
We’re talking about the I.AM.DIED. shirts & mugs on the side bar under Kool Stuff & Rob Stuff. No worries, it took me a while, too. I literally searched that shit out.
@Annie, I thought you meant the ‘mugs’ of heinie in your avi…
*reads christinas post*
…
*scratches head some more*
…
*scrolls around*
….
ohhhhh…. i get it! heh heh….
WANT THOSE!!!
I know Annie, I just saw them too! So cute, lmao!
Love the itunes update.
You are a funny one… <3
Also have you seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YIoPgyTXYg&feature=player_embedded#
I think when he says " And you're lit'rally doing a striptease and I was just thinking you guys are all gonna think I'm doing it just for you and it's really embarrassing" BEGS to be Robondemand.
PLEASE????
thanks for sharing that Ce Ce! Lovin’ strip-tease Rob ;o)~
You’re welcome…I thought he was just too adorable there – hilarious.
the tee is torn—the ‘jammie top’ (JAG) is a disaster—Rob definitely, desperately needs the expert assistance of a seamstress (which PattinAngel wants to apply?) & a button expert (aka fetishist—that’s me, but i’m willing to share)—thanks CeCe for the reminder—LOL—<3
expat-Is that position still open *ahem*?I would def like to feel I mean fill it.
Lord, they don’t have much time for the interviews, do they! I looked at the comments and one really made me laugh: “Oh, how i hate him… He looks like a relatively crazy goat… ” WTF?! (Oh well, only a “relatively” crazy goat LOL!)
I’m gone for one day and you ladies all go french on my non-french speaking self. After reading the comments from yesterday’s post I wanted to say something funny and witty and charming and in french but I’ll just leave that up to guys.
I know we’re being happy for Rob, heck I’m so glad he’s home. Those photocalls pics were so delish but I couldn’t help but think that he needs to go sleep for a few days straight. He was doing his patented eye fuck stare but all I could notice is that he is dead ass tired. But, the point is, I was still living in denial land and those pics with KStew totally ruin my nice fantasy. I have several crushes on celebrities but for those who are in relationships I never put much effort in fantasizing about them. If Rob and Kristen do come out then what will happen??? No more fantasy? No more perving right along with you wonderful ladies??
But, if she makes him happy, and from what I can tell from that beautiful grin on him, then she’s got my vote.
The perving will go on, no worries…
there is no stopping the perving…
I don’t care if he marries her…
Hell, I don’t care if he marries Tomstu
and adopts a chihuahua
rpgirl 27, chihuahua??? That = win!!!
LMAO!
@rpgirl… I SO want to see that!
Flippie carrying a little Chihuahua! LMAO!
Just a note about the perving on Rob worry…. I noticed in one of Rob’s latest interviews, when he talked about Taylor taking some of the attention away from him, at first he was like Yes! But then he thought about it and said Oh wait a minute! No! Now I need to take my clothes off! He likes ladies having the WANT for him. He is a dood after all. All doods like that shizz! Rob is no different. Like JAG says Ain’t No Shame In The Game! Perv on, PattinAngels. 8)
(SSHHHH, Jen…..I think they already did come out)…..don’t mention it to JAG, tho’….please!)
Once a Rob perv, always a Rob perv. He’s ROB. LOOK AT HIS BEAUTIFUL HAPPY FACE! I LOVE THIS MAN HAPPY! I adore happy Rob.
Can we all just hug? hehehhehehehe
If they are together, I hope that doesn’t mean I can’t perv. IF you think I can’t, I suggest you don’t read my lower comments, lol. CHRISTINA *circles head in Charlie-style halo* SWEET, INNOCENT ANGEL!
Oh yeah, there’s no way my perving is ever gonna stop. Not with all the up and coming publicity, the movies, the pictures, and the fact that he seems to by getting hotter by the minute….uh uh, no way!
all of the above to the tune of ‘Hard Habit to Break’ with a special nod to SpunkMe’s take on Rob as ‘dood’—<3
My pervin will just include Jris then. LOL
the perving continues, just a little hiccup in it last night. the new VF out takes make it all better.
Awright!!! Three-way perving!
I’d melt to see Rob with a cute little dog! Like, oh, I don’t know, a little Maltese (coughs*my.dog*coughs)
@ SpunkMe … Thanks for the reminder re: Rob saying he’d need to take his clothes off. I needed that! <3
There’s no stopping the perviness. I’m the classic case, I meet Rob and then I feel guilty about being such a cougar perv because he seemed so young and shy, but Hell, that lasted all of five minutes.
“There’s no stopping it baby, it’s bigger than both of us.” (BTW: that last little gem was a direct quote from my college roommate’s boyfriend to her when he was trying to get her to sleep with him. Gotta love horny 20 year old guys
)
@elvis4scilla, Thank Gawd! I was worried the shy, young, awkward thing would mess-up your Robmojo! Good to hear you are still with us! As far as the Robsten debacle yesterday . . . I don’t know what the big deal is? If I wasn’t pervn Rob it would be somebody else! Good they’re dating/or not dating. Doesn’t matter either way. To quote RM, “I own my Robsesseion”. I wonder if they aren’t f*cking with us anyway, because that Kellan/Peter shot was just too coincedental!
GAH JAG YOU ARE BRILLIANT!!!
lmao i cracked up like a tard reading this. loooove #5!! pahaha
and the top songs…GENIUS. Un-break my heart…hahaa
love the michael buble song too, awesome post jag
Happy Rob is the best Rob ever! So glad to see him smile and laugh.
(The new VF outtakes have died me yet again. Robvember is the best month ever!!!!)
I ate a Twix today
and I liked it
May have licked all the chocolate and carmel off the stick… er… I mean… cookie, first.
Rob watched me from my computer screen
He kept looking at me like this…
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/r13.jpg
But all I could concentrate on was this…
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/deadl.jpg
LMAO I <3 your pervy self Spunk.
Rob only knows what hotness we'll see today.
LMAO!!! For some reason I think Domward. *whisper loudly* He might punish you.
Did you leave the wrapper on the ground?
The LipPic……..D*I*E*D, Spunk, just D*I*E*D…..I may just sit up all night and lick the screen….don’t know what else to do! Thank you!
I may love you now, Spunk. That was the best laugh I have had all day. Oh, and for the record, I can no longer look at Twix OR corn now without my brain wondering away to naughty places.
I am so happy to see him happy!!! And… so fucking jealous. Hit that, Kristen! HIT IT FOR US ALLLLL!!!
mmmmm mmmmmm good! I like to think about those lips…SUCKING on a twix bar! Melting the chocolate on his tongue….feeling it soften and oooze into liquid brown oozing sweetness…the chocolate running down……lapping and licking and sucking on it……3….2…..1…..
WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? The room is spinning…….I see a light…….THUD!!!!!
lol
OH MY GAAAWWDD…the lips! Oh how I love his lips. They look like they would taste sooo goood…ok that’s it, I’m done!
sweet jesus, what a close-up—back to counting blond hairs—<3
@spunkme LMAO ….”stick… er… I mean… cookie,”
…we should just call “it” his ‘cookie’ from now on…. heh heh heh
SpunkMe … *THUD* While I love seeing Rob smile … him looking intense like that does something to my girly bits!
Gina … I vote YES to calling “it” his “cookie”.
Love the song list JAG!
I love Happy Rob…….*sigh*. Happy Rob smiles.
New VF outtakes…. INSTANT. JIZZ.
I posted some on my twitpics with goofy captions.
Preordered my NM tix today! Also preordered How to Be AND Little Ashes, even tho LA won’t come out until Feb! Oh well, it will be like a little surprise present to myself.
I am seriously getting excited!!
Also so happy to see smiley Rob again, and thrilled that he’s back in London!
VF outtakes…..OH GAWD how in the fuck did they choose which pictures to print? Why in the fuck couldn’t they just put out like 3 extra months of Rob pictures in their magazine. Just print like 10 a month in there. DON’T WASTE A SHOT. GIVE IT UP VF! PUT OUT! We want all the Rob shots you’ve got.
HANDS IN THE AIR VF!!!! THIS IS A STICKUP. We want ALL of your Rob photos and NOW. STAND BACK…..back off….>THEY’RE ******MINE******* I TELL YOU!!!! MINE..MINE MINE MINE MINE ***MINE***!…….insert evil laugh here.————> MUUUUAHAHAHHAHHA debbo takes a puff off of an oxygen mask like Dennis Hopper did in “Blue Velvet”.
Come here my “precious”…….LOL
I’m scaring myself. Somebody hold me. LOL
Blue Velvet… awesome!
Hahaha! Ooooh, Mommy!!! *sniffs oxygen* (that movie is seriously f’d up)
This is just like the RobQ outtakes. Some of those were hotter than what they went with. Who decides this shizz? Why don’t they just release a special ALL ROB photo book??? We’d ALL buy it!
BTW, does anyone know what all the Rob appearances are going to be this week & next for tv?? I HAVE to set up my dvr!! I saw that SM is going to be on Oprah this Friday, but can’t remember where I saw Rob’s schedule listed before.
foof76,
http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/
scroll a bit down…. there, at the right is the shedule.
foof,
Go to the “ROBSESSED” website and they have a list there on the side of where he will be appearing and when. Check your local listings for times. LOL
@IGD, how’s Mr. IGD this morning? *wink, wink*
So I know that we are not supposed to speak about the tarmac elephant, but when you put those pics with that song and the priceless look on Rob’s face…I just want to cry! you know that this song is what he is screaming!
I hope that these few hours that he is HOME is all that he needs them to be!
I hope he gets to party and chill and see his Mum! I hope he takes Kstew to his favorite places and hugs and snuggles in all the right places!
*smiles really big and tries not to cry* Im happy Rob’s happy. Oh man that was hard!!!
Thanks for ignoring the elephant Jag. Uncomfortable is my new happy place.
Best tweet tonight goes to @myRobPattinson (Jen)with… “guess Taylor was getting too many headlines, so Rob “took his shirt off’” LOL
But really, as long as he’s smiling all is right with the world =)
Lmao! That tweet is true!!!
Don’t worry, you’re not alone Melanie. Just think of the fact that he looks really happy. That smiles makes it better.
Must keep repeating to self….rob is happy-it’s a good thing, rob is happy-it’s a good thing, rob is happy-it’s a good thing…..uhhhhh how long till this sets in my brain and I can start concentrating on just the pretty again?? I need help ladies to NOT lose my pervy fantasies about HHH!!
hot4rob, just look at the new VF pics, they make the perv come back real fast
tamalady, yes I think that’s what I need to do for an extended amount of unbroken time….I just re-looked at the pics and a familiar tingle in a certain place is starting to *ahem* come to life again. My husband-kids , job and basically RL must come to a halt in this emergent situation-MUST NOT LOSE THE ROBPERV-what kind of life would that be??? Not a life I want lol.
Its confusing. Guess I was in denial too but there it is for the world to see. Im delighted that he is happy, they both looked so sweet. however since it was always my intention to perve from afar I shall continue with that. I showed Mr IGD the pictures from last night and he says so does this mean I get my wife back? LOL
Not a chance, the fun is just starting for me
HOLY FUCK ME HOT DAMN JIZZ & PASS THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE HE MAKES MY GIRLY BITS BEG!
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/new-robert-pattinson-vanity-fair.html
… to be continued, first I must attend to *ahem* other stuff…
just saw those too!
Robvember is totes kicking my add!
the one on the counter with his image reflected in the mirror
DED DED DED
the one with his shirt 3/4 unbuttoned-FUCK ME THAT’S FUCKING HOT AS SHIT
MMMmmmm, okay….
#1 Grip that sheet, baby. Yeah, he’s trying to restrain himself. Strip tease in the works.
#2 Would you like me to readjust your tie & finish unbuttoning your shirt? Oh really, Rob, it’s no trouble at all. I can even do it with my lips, tongue, and teeth.
#5 Fucking hell he’s pretty. Such serenity, but like a smoldering fire. My girly bits agree, they say, “It’s getting hot, hot, hot!” (Yeah, they’re weird.)
#7 THIS PIC RIGHT HERE, DRIVES ME FUCKING INSANE! Seriously, I just want to wade through the tall grass & listen to him play, study his profile as he looks out over the water. After I’ve gazed so long & can’t take the distance, I’d walk closer to him and push his fingers away from the keys. Straddling his lap, I’d look into his eyes and remove the cigarette from his lips, take a quick drag and blow the smoke out as I look out over the ocean. (BTW, I fucking hate cigs & smoking, WTH is wrong with me?) Then, I’d put the cigarette out and grab him by his hair & pull his mouth to mine. Yeah… you know where I’m heading.
#10 The scruff, the hair, the almost growl– so raw… so fucking beautiful.
#12 I want to be his friend, talk music & drink. Then I want to hump his leg like the fucking deranged perv I am, lol.
#13 just makes me think about assuming the “dumpster position” and the bobblehead display is so fucking mind-blowing that he needs to punch a wall. It’s okay, Rob, just wrap my hair around your wrist & tug a little.
The rest of them, *le sigh, le swoon, le fucking blow the hell up.* He’s just so fucking gorgeous.
JAG, most excellent post, I laughed my ass off tons. You are my role model.
HAHAHA Christina!!!!! – “le fucking blow the hell up!!!!!” LMAO
Ladies, I think I can finally…….it’s just too much pretty for me…..my heart, please, someone, help me, He’s just TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR WORDS!!!! It’s not fair there is only one Rob. sniff. I want him! I WANT HIM!!!!! Sigh…..
So beautiful…..
Let’s all watch the “So Beautiful” video now again…..because it says it all!
THIS SONG SAYS IT ALL……sorry for posting this in times of FRESH ROB…but I am honestly overcome with all this beautiful Rob and I wish I could sing this to him and you guys…..I’m so fucking disgustingly IN LOVE WITH ROB and SO HAPPY FOR HIM THAT HE IS HAPPY I am all emotional…..
HOLD ME!!!!!! LOL
I think I may need to be tranquilized. Forgive me…
Don’t throw up oh cynical ones. hehe.. No man has ever affected me like Rob.
He’s definitely the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen.
Sigh.
At least I can hang here with you guys….thanks for putting up with me.
Nobody else understands….this Rob obsession and I’m not a kid, I feel so weird.
I agree debbo, Rob is definitely the most beautiful man, and I thought the song for that video was a perfect choice. Gaawwwd, with all of these new pics and everything, I don’t know how I’m gonna get through the rest of the month!
ladies, agreed—Rob is so beautiful—but my pervy mind is somewhere else at the moment—the unbuttoned shirt shot gets me goin’—but the two mirror shots send my thoughts straight to le gutter: is he pulling his leg up because he’s experiencing a certain male difficulty in sitting, esp. after the position of his hands in the reflecting mirror foto?—<3
Hehe, “Dumpster position”, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-B-200912#slide=2
OMG…*dead*
OMG – expatz! Look! Buttons!
OK, that’s weird. Just now read your post above. How is it that I know all of your little fetishes, but can’t remember the names of my neighbors’ kids?
This is getting annoying, but felt I needed to clarify. Not you specifically expatz (not cyberstalking you, I swear) but all you wonderful RAoR chicks! OK. So glad to come here today and feel the general love. No hatin! The best!
shit girlz…serious freckle porn on the abs…im going in for a closer look. i may not be back for a few days..
mimi, I agree -serious freckle porn on the abs. I love Rob’s freckles, I’d love to play “connect the freckles” with Rob…using my tongue………and there’s a LOT of those suckers there!!
And, FIVE sets of VF outtakes,you say, FIVE?????? OMFG, I’m not gonna have ANY clean underwear for the whole month of November!!
OK…whack me on the head or something, but I feel like a proud Mama! I have never seen our boy look so happy and so proud! I’m thrilled for them….maybe they can go on with their lives together now!
BTW, did you see the Peter F. and Kellan pic of them holding hands? LMAO!! That Peter has such a great sense of humor!
Sorry girls….
NM in 9 days (and counting!)….
It’s so great to see him so happy. Just imagine, that’s the type of stuff they probably do all the time when they don’t think anyone is looking.
And now clearly they don’t care as much about hiding because they knew they could get papped on the tarmac. I just wish he would dip her already and plant a big wet one on her right in front of everyone. Now THAT would be the money shot. (By big wet one, I meant a kiss, I think
).
As for Kellan and Peter, too funny!
Yeah I thought that Peter and Kellan pic was funny too! Pellan! LMFAO!
Pellan is great! I’d be in that manwich
.
That was a damned funny idea Peter had for that picture. I just saw it this morning. Those guys are so funny….I bet they’ve had a great time in their down time while filming.
i know htis is gonna sound weird, but i actually feel he’s safe with kristen. dont know why…maybe cuz she is such a real down to earth dont give a f-k girl that she’s not moved by his celebrity, and that she will love him and LIKE him for who he is, and if he gets all crazy she will help him snap out of it. every other girl in Hwood scares the crap outta me when it comes to rob. i dont trust any of them to do right by him. theyre all too damn selfish. i dont get that vibe with kristen. and i think thats why im ok with this.
as for the perving…well, commitment never stopped me before. i think she know what she’s up against. and based on my suspicions, i think its a bit of a turn on for her!
that said…DAMN, HAPPY LOOKS GREAT ON ROB!
What mimi said…
JAG … I love that Michael Buble song.
Another great post, tags & captions.
Hope Rob gets to spend some quality time with his parents, sisters & friends.
I love this new VF outtake 2 pic. *le sigh*
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pattinson-B-0912-05.jpg
And this one … NeckPorn… yummy!
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pattinson-B-0912-15.jpg
Ok … who am I kidding. I love every new VF pics. I’ve already RC+S them all. LOL
The first one RCC posted… *swoon*
GAH!
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pattinson-B-0912-02.jpg
Don’t know what it is about this one, but I love it!
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pattinson-B-0912-14.jpg
Makes me LOL!
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pattinson-B-0912-19.jpg
Those pics have died me!
@RobCatCdn ….I only wish the VF article was as great as the pics… *sigh* …VF dissapointed in that article (im just sayin’), my mum read it and was like “This Rob guy just seems like a drunk….”
….:((
Ah yes, that first one with his reflection in the mirror in B&W, that’s one of the best I’ve seen, so pensive, timeless! It could have been taken yesterday or 20-30 years ago. *le sigh*
Nora … funny how both of your pics seem (to me) related to FF. 1st pic … that’s BB right there, and 2nd … well obviously Wallbanger.
Lynda … That’s exactly why I love it. *sigh*
Rob bless you, RCC for the yummy pics!
#6 still makes me want to rub sweet salty butter all over those lips…and to finally see what the bib says??? For some reason “Crack That Whip” by Devo started repeating in my head…uuuhhhh that was a complete visual overload…
#7…Oh,the size of that shoe….(moan)
Rob,go read more FF & keep on smiling! Great post as always JAG ;~)
And on top of everything else that’s lovely about ROB TODAY……
I AM GETTING MY SCRUFF BACK ON ROB!!!!!
Look at that beautiful stubble! Look at my manly Rob again! I love to blow up those huge huge pictures of HQ Rob in Paris and just COUNT THE HAIRS ON HIS CHIN and rub my face up against the screen and oh shut the fuck up….you PERV!!!!
hehehehehehhehehehehehe
lovin’ the scruff too Deb! *high-five*
You’re not a perv Debbo, don’t we all do that?
OMG music4debbo! thanks for mentioned Living Backwards! i love that story! and i forgot to subscribe to it and i would have been waiting forever!!! yee!!! i’m excited!!! new updates make me happy!!!!
brittlovestosing,
WOW there really IS a new chappie of “LIVING BACKWARDS” up. Well, glad I reminded you to go look. LOL I was wishing for it and it ARRIVED. Told you it was a great day. LOL It’s about time….been dying for a new chappie of “LIVING BACKWARDS”. OFF TO READ…..wheeeeee
debbo, he is so f-kin MANLY! the testosterone just oozes out, and calls to my innate sense of sex, and all i know is how much i want him.
unbelievable.
Debbo,there’s absolutely nothing pervy about rubbing your face against the screen, sometimes I even find myself licking mine!
This is so exciting haveing all this new Rob-porn and interviews too!! Oh, and Rob might actually get to go out side in the safety of his own home! How much better can this Robvember get?!? Thanks JAG for the lovely pics and your always…ah, insightful..er, ah…commical?–Posts, yeah! xxox
I am in such RobOverload I can hardly work!!! My Robsession has shifted into high gear!! Holy shit….and 3 more new VF outtakes to go! I*AM*DIED*.
I, too, kiss and lick the screen, and kiss my pics each night….I am so perved out right now…when will it end? *sigh* or will it ever (hopefully NOT!!!)
I am lucky to have a BFF fellow perv, so we talk and text about HHH all the time. I am beyond thrilled to see HappyRob back, and I hope he’s getting all the lovin’ he deserves (still wish it was me
….. ). Oh well.
Thanks, JAG, as always….you are my Queen, and I’m so grateful for you feeding my RobFrenzy…..You Pattinsluts rule!
Robvember…*le sigh*
great pictures , good song.
I will take said ‘elephant’ and smack it on thy ass with cuff (it has to be hard*thats what she said* or the elephant won’t feel it)…Rob…naughty!
Then I will eat cake. Lots and lots of cake! I will then drink a heinekin and pour a bit out for my fellow pattinpervs
#5 oh scruffy + sex eyes = dead gemmajean
my bf has facial hair and while normally the irritated skin after kissing can be bothersome, Rob’s just makes be want to rub my skin raw (and yes that is what she said!).
Love you guys.
Hey GJ, can I come to your cake and Heinie partee Im feelin a bit f*&ked up after last night.
That’s my girl, IGD! Work it!!! Hope the viddys have been fueling the fire!
IGD, Of course you can! I always have plenty of cake and beer for my fellow RAoR girls! Would love it if you joined me…boyfriend works nights so I was feeling all kinds of melancholy but its a new day.
I believe Ron Burgandy said it best: “I’m in a glass case of emotions!”
Happy, envious (I’m not gonna lie, I can’t help it!), then happy again. But then it all comes back to perving when I look at his beautiful f*@k me eyes and all is right with the world.
I believe I need a shot of the stained glass window of crotch shots…anyone?
Oh Im definately up for some Robcrotch after today GJ, I think I am going to make a full recovery, thanks girls for cheering me up so much!!
and believe me 1peeler the vids are a godsend!
As requested:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/31882666-1.jpg
OMG i love it. hilarious. nice work!!
@IGD, I hope Mr. IGD appreciates them as well! I can safely say that Mr.Peeler is delighted with my Robsession! He’s even started reading some FF, too!!! He’s says it’s a dirty good time!!
OMG GJ….”I’m in a glass case of emotions”….LMAO
*jumps up and down* rob’s home rob’s home and in just a few hours i will be breathing the same air as him.omfg i am still in shock,have my camera charged and ready have my soundtracks to listen to on the 2 hours drive,have twilight to watch and have a hubby who is an absolute angel for taking me.
oh love todays post JAG sorry im just to hyped about seeing rob today.
….give him a squeeze for me!
remember and SMELL HIM!!!! (if you get close enough)
Have fun Sarah!
Details… I want DETAILS!! And pictures!
Oh, and have a great time!
have the best time, and please be sure to treat mr. sarah exceptionally well afterwards. and i think you know what i mean by “well”.
We’re all counting on you! Own your Robesession! And, yeah, try to smell him if you can. I really need confirmation on the rumors surronding what kind of heaven he smells like! Is it hot in here?
Have fun, can’t WAIT to hear all your details!
Have fun Sarah! Can’t wait to hear the deets. *taps foot impatiently*
Happy Rob = Happy IGD
altho I have definately been in denial and feel like Ive had an intervention.
He’s Home, He’s Happy, He’s still so f*&king hot!
and so the perving from afar goes on for me
Great post JAG, loved your subtle approach (well sort of subtle) The playlist is Gold!
ps can I just say that I have been walking around in a daze all morning but after reading everyone elses comments I am starting to feel normal again… well normal for me anyway
I love that Rob is simling again,
Borfore this month, it had been way too long
And OMG, Rob is back in London, HELLZ YEAH.
Not too far away, and he is there.
YAY
ahhhhh JAG you have such a big and beautiful heart. Playing that Michael Buble’ song about Rob going “HOME”……it made me cry girl. You have created a really special place here at ROaR. The laughter and the beauty here…..beyond words.
We all have our moments, but that’s life.
Thanks for the laughter you give us.
Rob welcome home to London! <3
Yep, JAG you really are something. Thanks for all that you do here, we would be lost without you <3
Glad I wasn't the only one crying over that song – Geez, that was absolutely perfect.
Oh and the itunes downloads had me a crying, laughing, snorting mess. "Love hurts" – yes it does.
Welcome home Rob, we love ya baby
1st picture at the top!
Can I hear you say: “SEXBOOTS!!!” ???
Can I get an AMEN for the sexboots?
Praise the Rob and pass the condoms….
I do luv’s me some SEXBOOTS on our Rob!
YAY-ES!!!!!!
Amen and hallelujah!
When does Robmas officially start, anyway?
Oui, “Amen” pour le retour des bottes de sexe!!!!! Ooo-la-la!!!!!
Okay that ScruffBert pic is Teh Hawtness (even if his hair looks like he got caught under one of those low-flow showerheads…total Seinfeld moment!). Actually, HHH is workin’ it in every one of these shots. Tay and Stewie are looking good as well and they look happy, which is great to see. As for the elephant in the room, it has no impact on my (complete lack of) game. If we are reading things accurately, more power to Stewie because if she ain’t tapping that, she is CRAZY. Millions of women worldwide can’t be wrong.
Slightly OT: The Hot Topic dealio was in San Francisco last night. I went and stood with a horde of wacko tweens (hilariously pictured here http://j.mp/2mxRYR) so that I could see Kellan and Ashley. They were funny and seemed to be enjoying the cast tour. I still need to edit the rest of my photos, but this one turned out the best: http://j.mp/KLAGinSF. Enjoy!
DontQuestionMe—nice candids—the 1st scares the hell out of me, but the 2nd is really good—thanks—<3
DQM, that first picture is freakin me right out, but loved the second one, K & A both look amazing
“i’m not sure when i’ll recover from second hand embarrasment of 12yo girls screaming at Kellan to take his shirt off”
DQM that would make me shudder of embarrasment too. LOL
and Rob’s hair caught like in Seinfeld under one of those low-flow showerheads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlrtQb24Qxw
f*ckalarious!
LOL at that clip, RSM! Great find.
JAG: I love you hard! Awesome post!
Happy Rob = Happy DreamySim1
And him being home in London = double WIN
I just woke up this morning after 3 hours of sleep, and during that time they put out the VF-outtakes. Soo… Happy Robbin’ Good Morning to me to find these!!!
The Peek-a-boo-shirt DIED me….
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pattinson-B-0912-02.jpg
<3 ya PattinAngelz have a good hot Robbin' day!
Dreamy—check yr. mail later today—Sarah came thru with VF—yea!—<3
peek-a-boo i see a freckle ; so wanna swirl my tongue around that freckle dooowwwnnnnn the happy trail … going to happy dreamy place…..
nighty, nite pattinpervs
DreamySim Im exactly the same drooling over a tiny glimpse of skin!
Expat: checked and replied <3 ya hard! And Sarah too!
RSM freckle? Damn! *runs off to look again* GAH! *licking screen….again….*
IGD I just literally stared at it for 10 minutes, whiping the drool from my chin afterwards
Saw your newest wallpapers dreamysim1. GORGEOUS as always! WOW!
Hey Deb!
Did you see the one with the colourfull smoke?
You posted here something about an interview in which Rob said ‘You have to trust Life’.
I loved that sentence so much, I used in the deskRob. Thnx for that
dreamysim1,
WOW, I hadn’t scrolled down to read what you wrote under each wallpaper. THANKS for mentioning me. You didn’t have to do that…. That was so sweet.
You are such a nice person and your creativity and designs are beautiful!
HUG
debbo
OMG RSM,the thought swirling my tongue around the freckle and down the happytrail….gaaahhh….THUD!
great post, JAG, for our boy in old London town—one of the Angels already pointed out that in the sex-stare fotos Rob just looks plain exhausted—badly in need of a few days’ sleep—on the plus side there’s a great shot of laughing Rob, an amusing one with a nice rack/busted & that great shot after sex on the beach—does anyone besides me find that shot Dylanesque—my 1st take: sexy Rob, 2nd take: god, he resembles Dylan—but i’m gloriously myopic—the song is a gem in a wasteland of noise, as is the singer—see the following btw—
btw1: one of our leading newspapers reviewed a 4-box CD plus DVD collection of ol’ blue eyes in concert in the Big Apple—asked whatever happened to the days when Frankie came out on stage, climbed up on his stool & sang a heart-breaking medley of Rogers & Hart & Gershwin tunes with only piano accompaniment—
btw2: Michael Bublé is turning into a jazz singer in the best Frankie or Velvet Fog manner—phrasing is already among the best going—when age (& perhaps cigs & whiskey) drops his register slightly he’s going to be at the top of the game—thanks for s.th. for the heart—end of today’s rant—<3
Ooh, here’s another song for the list:
“Heartbreaker” – Dionne Warwick’s version, lol.
JAG
You’re simply the BEST! cue Tina Turner song
…. better than all the rest, better than anyone, I’m stuck on your blog, hang on every word, caption, tag you write, no,no,no can’t tear me away” ok well made a few changes to song lyrics, but you catch my drift…. <3 ya!
#3 second hand flannel stolen scratch borrowed from a good friend (would that be from Marcus, Rob?) caption: simply best laugh ever *totes*
s'wonderful to see happy, smiley, giggly Rob
In NZ interview did anyone else catch his answer to ? Is it (fame the movies brought) a love/hate relationship; how it's spilled over into your every day life? Rob's answer: yea, you just have to always remember what/if there is a reason why you're doing what you're doing. I still find I have a reason which I can't really express…. hmm? i mean what is the 'reason' that makes it so worth it that he can't express…. me thinks that was a big "tell"…. he's simply holding hands with the 'reason' …. anyone else's take??
I did catch that interview, but I didn’t really read anything into his answer because he was giggling so much and I was too focused on that
.
I sort of read it as, “I like my job, but I have no idea why” lol. I try not to read too much into the are they/aren’t they debate, because I really don’t want to know (in other words leave me to my fantasies, and I’m happy, and as long as he’s happy, that’s all all I need to know).
robsexme I wondered the same thing about what he can’t express.
#7. My favorite of ALL Rob pics EVER!!
And the elephant? Yay! Happy Rob is happy Heidi. Oo.. Rob and Heidi in the same sentence. Me like.
And can you BELIEVE I FORGOT to check RAoR yesterday?? *shock* Damn. First time since I went to Italy. Had a busy day, thats for sure.
JAG, epic post as usual. By the way, for us cowgirls, country singer Blake Shelton also had a #1 hit with Home. Love that song, and very fitting. As for the VF outtakes, GAH. How does one pic which fuckhawt pic is better than the next fuckhawt pic? He just can’t be human. He is an alien that has come to conquer the female population, and he has done it. He has turned us into drooling, hormonal, Robgasming blubber. As for the elephant, just happy he’s happy, and she’d be crazy if she wasn’t hittin that, just sayin.
Good morning! I went to bed last night feeling kinda down. And you all know why. You see I’ve been in denial all this time re: the elephant in the room. But I’m gonna talk about it, about how it makes ME feel!
You know when you see an Ex (boyfriend, husband, whatever) and you are not completely over that person. And then you see them with another woman and you get that sinking feeling. You know you will never be with that person but it sucks seeing them with someone else. It also cuts a little deeper seeing that he was so happy. Yep that’s how I felt. PATHETIC! Before I was an ‘I don’t give a crapston’. But after seeing how close they were and how happy they looked, reality set in! Oh well more power to her. Lucky girl.
And no way in hell are my Robsessing days over with. Not even close. Especially after seeing these new VF pics. God bless him! He is so damn fine!
Hey Shelley, I so thought I was I dont a crapsten until last night too… thank God you said that….its crazy shit isnt it?
and I took everybodys advice and have immersed myself in all the new hot pictures especially the VF outtakes!!! I agree he is so damn fine!
then my neighbour came over for coffee (much older woman) and saw my VF mag and told me she was Team Edward! SCORE!
see we are everywhere, a bit of hand holding wont chase us away LOL
FYI , the age of consent in Oklahoma is 17, for all you Taylor fans
lmao.
the legal age of consent in GA in 16. we coulda been effin him a year ago lol