Rob’s in France, Rob’s in France, Rob’s in France!!!! F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, F*ck!
Why am I so excited? GAH, because that means Robert Pattinson is probably going to bust out some French. GAH! Jizzerific. Seriously, RO-BEAR speaking French is ridic off the charts f*ckhawt! Non?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Translation: “Do you want to sleep with me?”
First off, a little Vintage RO-BEAR speaking French!
More Rob en francais after the Voulez-vous coucher avec moi…
Warning, playing this audio may will result in panty combustions!
RO-BEAR has landed in France, let the dirty french talk begin!!!
Est-ce que tu viens souvent ici?
Translation: “Do you come here often?”
The humour en francais. GROAN-TWITCH!
OMFG Do my girl bits even stand a chance of surviving Robvember???
T’es top ou ben bottom, toé?
Translation: “Are ya a top or bottom?”
Finally, I thought it would be helpful to RO-BEAR (since he visits here never all the time) to post a few French phrases that might come in handy…so here we go. Despite my shitty french ability, I used Babelfish fail *giggle* to do a circular translation because they are f*cking hilarious.
Five French Poorly Translated Phrases that Rob may find Useful
back off bitches
dégagez les chiennes
LMAO, this means “release the bitches (dogs)” bahahaha #Babelfish Translation FAILI have a bad rash
J’ai une mauvaise éruption
OMFG. This means “I have a bad eruption” This could actually attract more chicks *snicker*I only like anal
J’aime seulement anal
Phew, this one translates pretty well but still may not scare your coughcoughmorematurecoughcough fans away. LOLMy girlfriend will kick your ass
Ma amie donnera un coup de pied votre âne
Umm okay, this translates to “My friend…” Do you think Babelfish knows something we don’t *snort* Just kidding.I like penis
J’aime le pénis
Pretty good translation, however will only scare off 50% of the fan-base *snicker*
Alright PattinAngels, RO-BEAR is in Paris…time to sit back and wait for the Pretty to start flowing in!
You have to be the funniest thing in the robfandom! Your dedication warms my heart and makes my day
LittleWing…
Jimi Hendrix version of “Little Wing” or Stevie Ray Vaughan’s? Sting did a version too….. Or are you a bird?
Back to fan fic…..My fan fiction . net “favorites” list “TO READ”….is up to about 160 now. I gotta stop….HELP ME!!!!!
NORA,
Bookmark my fanfiction . net webpage…ok? I’ll never have the amount you have, or could possibly read, but I’ve been trolling for some that look interesting to me….
http://www.fanfiction.net/~music4debbo
I just saved you as a favorite author. I’ll lose you, otherwise.
Oh and, hey, look… Girl with a Red Umbrella updated… yay!
Audio interview of Rob on an Australian radio show. The guys doing the interviews are really funny… starts around 2:00 but worth listenning to it all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f5Q4gARXFI
Thanks RCC, that was hilarious!
French Photo Call pics added *scroll up*
France makes Rob look good!
With pics like these, esp. 2nd row, pic. on L & 3rd row, pic. on R, I’m seriously wondering if I “can handle it”.
Good lord he looks hot today just the right amount of scruff….Phew!
Ignore my ref. to pic placement cause JAG added MORE f*hot pics.
Robcatcdn Can you email me when you have a second. I have a question for you
JAG … just did.
French photo call pics= ooh la la!
You’re brilliant, JAG.. Brilliant.
“I only like anal”???? AARRGHHH! Exit only!!
How do you say “Where’s the nearest thrift store? I need to buy new manties.” in French?
Testing testing. The reply button on my dash board…
Yea it works woot!
SNORT Buttsecks didnt translate very well.
I need to get me some technology!!!
I’m speechless.
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/134.jpg
GAH Hello new Twitter Avi. That is ridic hawt!
My avi keeps freaking out and going back to me ~ RobAvi was there for awhile now it has disappeared again. WTF C’mon I want my RobAvi
How.Does.He.Do.That?
beesue … I don’t know but I’d sure love to find out … up close and personal!
OMG…. robcatcdn… that pic…..
this is insane. insane.
oh my……pppfffffffffffffff
OMG the hooded f*&k me stare, bring it on!!!
Ah mes oui Robert, voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
French Rob, always a win!
Lady Marmalade! Patti Labelle did it best…..
Definately! Patti LaBelle all the way, don’t accept substitutes, God I love her voice!
Sorry, gotta push this one FanFiction..I’m getting almost daily updates to this story, a HUGE win. I’ve never seen updates come in so fast, I no sooner review and I get responses, questions answered and a new chapter the next morning. Plus, we are just at chapter 8 and Edward has already done a delicious strip, to “I get No Satisfaction..”
It’s a mystery with lemons..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5484195/1/Seismic_Hazards
Ah yes, almost forgot..Emmitt is a pastry chief and the author has already given up one of his best rescipies…YUM..
He is so hard on himself. Why does he say things like that if he hasn’t been diagnosed? Sometimes I think he wants to mellow out the mania over him, to calm the fans down some. Notice he said: “while he’s in a relationship”. He’s too hard on himself. PERIOD.
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/pattinson-im-a-manic-depressive_1121845
Interesting. I wouldn’t care if he were manic depressive, but it’s hard to know if he was joking or not. You know how he is…
Hey, Brits… is this New Magazine a legit one, or trash?
Nora,
I agree with you 100%. Wouldn’t matter to me either and it’s hard to say with Rob. But I still wish he wouldn’t say things like that to the press. Everything always gets taken out of context as it is…. I love the guy, I guess I worry too much. He’s just being Rob.
This is just another Pile-o-shite gossip magazine and I wouldn’t believe anything written therein. Apart from anything else, I think it’s highly unlikely he would have given them an interview and therefore I think we can safely assume that this is just made up. I honestly don’t think he’s bi-polar, he’s just way too laid back and down to earth.
Jumping in here. Rob actually says it in an interview I saw this morning. Do I know if he’s manic, absolutely not.
Once again, I think this is another Taurus trait & I had a powow with my Bull buddies. We are very very hard on ourselves, we over analyze everything, we rerun incidents in our minds and critique every word we say etc to see if we could have said it differently or how it may have been interpreted. We obsess over the teenies of stuff…
It is ridic sometimes.
My personal mantra as I have gotten older and wiser is “give yourself a break”
I agree with you Jag. ‘Im also a Taurus, and have actually battled with depression, post-partum and otherwise, but I’d hardly call myself manic. I too am very hard on myself, can’t take a compliment for shit, and am always over analyzing everything i say and do. I’ve gotten much better than when I was 23 (umpteen zillion years ago). I think he’ll grow into himself. We Bulls are naturally very self aware, we just require a bit of temperament and patience with ourselves as we grow.
And God help me if I ever stop growing!
Well, I apparently have another interview to track down. I though I’d watched them all! Anyone have a link to that one?
Oh, something else… @ JAG and mimi…
I’m a Libra, but I’m the exact same way. I found out recently that my moon is in Taurus, but who knows if any of that has anything to do with anything.
Anyway, I was MUCH worse when I was younger… almost to the point of being disfunctional. Seriously. I can’t tell you how much school I missed because I was SO hard on myself that I just couldn’t deal.
But, like you guys said, I’ve learned to give myself a break. I hope as Rob gets older that he will, too.
Oh wow being a Taurus myself I can relate. I agree with JAG this can be a Taurean trait. I even over analyze the shizz i type on here which is not much, so you can imagine how much I dwell on more ummmm serious matters in my rl. It’s exhausting …. SO SAD.
Mimi said “Bulls are naturally very self aware, we just require a bit of temperment and patience with ourselves as we grow. And God help me if I ever stop growing!” hear, hear….
how true JAG, from one Bull to another! I must say we taurus people are also quite sensative and defensive.
I’m a piscean and I totally over-analyze everything. I’m not really sure if that’s a piscean trait or if it’s just me.
“I even over analyze the shizz i type on here”
@robsexme… Yeah, me too. I don’t post as much as I might because of it. I’ve noticed I’m kind of a thread-killer… which sucks.
Oh, and I put your thing in the mail yesterday. Sorry it took so long… life, and all that…
Nora,
I was gonna DM you to ask if you mailed it yet, so thanks for letting me know.
You are SO NOT a thread killer; like JAG says “give yourself a break”
Nora, you should always post, I love reading what you have to say! and you make me laugh a lot too
I thought everyone is a Manic Depressive when they were in a relationship..geeesh I always am, but then again I’m a Pisces, we’re always emotional basket cases. I have Leo and Taurus accendents which makes me a REAL emotional swinging basket case.
With the life he’s been leading over the past couple of years I can imagine how fragile he could be feeling, but he shouldn’t be trying to diagnose himself.
Here’s a link to pictures of Rob and Kristen in Paris. God, they both look gorgeous, but could they be standing any further apart? Jeez people.
Brad and Angelina anyone? Yeah, that’s how they were acting and next thing you know they have six kids together.
Anyway, I wonder what hotel they’re staying at. I’m just picturing all the romance and sexy times they can have while they’re in the city of lights.
Ah, l’amour.
http://bauergriffinonline.com/2009/11/new-moon-in-paris.php?bfm_index=8&bfm_page=0
I know, right? Last year, they were a lot more casual with each other. Now they each act like the other one has the plague.
And, may I add, are those “come fuck me” shoes Miss Badass herself is wearing? I say, Mais Oui.
Kristin looks beautiful. Love the shoes!
The woman always wears kick ass shoes. I love her dress too. Her skin is amazing. But then so is Rob’s skin. The HQ pictures….who could look that good, that close up? gahhhh Beautiful people for sure.
Those are some awesome shoes! I’d kill myself in them, but I like them.
But, something I’ve noticed with her when she wears heels. The always look too big on her to me. Notice how much room there is in the heel area? Her shoes are always like that. I don’t know why, but it bugs me…
Oh, yeah Debbo.. I’m SO jealous of her skin… it’s to die for.
haha nora, i think its gravity…the heels are so high that her foot naturally slides down into the shoe.
and there go the pervy rob thoughts…..slides…down…
*thud*
Oh, I know. I just think she should get them a half size smaller, or whatever, so it doesn’t happen. I mean, how does she walk with all that extra room in them? If it were me, those shoes would be flopping all around… gravity or not.
I love Kristen’s whole outfit, I think she looks absolutely gorgeous! Of course Rob does too but that goes without saying!
These are interesting photos. Love Chris Weitz Saffron pants.
Kristen’s look is the same genre as the VMA look. parfait. Rob is still sporting the same small group of clothes he has had for a while. I love it! Just a way that he is staying uncorrupted by Hwood. In fact that gray shirt was at the VMAs sigh love that too.
Someone mentioned Brangelina and standing apart. They were doing that because of his divorce from JA. It didn’t look good with the timing.
I think they are just trying to avoid questions, if they stand too close you know the questions are going to fly. I noticed Rob’s interviews on this tour he keeps mentioning “Keeping his private life to himself and not wanting to share it”. Can’t blame him one little bit, I can’t imagine how violated they must feel with all that crap in gossip mags and Papz flashing them all the time. What a horrid experience! Kristen looks amazing, love that dress, shoes, and they do look too big. I hate high heels, love to look at them, but my feet are so damn small for my size, my hands and feet are the same size my Mom’s were and she was 5 foot tall, I’m just under 5’7″ so I always topple forward not backwards like normal people..
Her skin is to die for! She must eat right..
elvis4scilla…I may or may not have a bit of a girl crush on you…how many languages do you know? You write well in French & Spanish.
Moi? I have struggled with French for years now (its the grammer that kills me…they stopped teaching english grammar in the U.S. so I don’t know how I’m supposed to learn French grammar! Damn the US school system). Now if they had a lesson with Rob teaching! I believe I would become fluent in no time!
Thanks, merci, gracias, grazie, GemmaJean.
I’m fluent in English and Spanish and I can get by in French and Italian. I also know a bunch of words in other languages too. Languages fascinate me.
Same here! Girl crush! “Miss Badass” – totes agree. OK, girl crushes on Miss Badass, KStew herself, and on scilla! And on JAG! I’ve gone girl-crush crazy!
@MyRobbie… me too! I may or may not be joining the Lesbyterians…
OMG! I’m so with you girls! I must be a lesbyterian too!
LOVE your Avi Gemmajean! So intense, panty dropping intense! Here sometimes it’s tough to get the English Grammer these days, it’s more important to get the French. We had access for our daughter to go to school in English, but opted to have her educated in French instead and taught her to read by age 3 in English. Now she’s totally bilingual which is a good thing, she’s married to a Francophone who’s English is not so hot..heh..
OH OH OH! I.AM.sooooooof*ckingDIED. I LOVE Rob’s voice, and speaking in French? Holy shiz…that made the hair on my arms stand up! So hot…like, melting hot…like, disinegrate my girly parts hot! OK…gotta go…the kids are starting to ask why I’m squeeing and giggling! LOL!
P.S…the tropical storm last night was LAME!
Glad to hear the storm was lame.
Me too Luvn! <3
Debbo … thanks for your thoughts re: my v. of Wallbanger. A it is! <3
Off to deal with RL stuff … back in a bit.
While Rob’s in France, instead of licking the pics on my screen, I kiss them once on each cheek and then “French” them on the mouth… justsayin
http://bit.ly/1FjInH
http://twitpic.com/p0oy3/full
I think this one is tilted because the photog is having a Robgasm.
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/134.jpg
Oh Annie…there are no words for that 2nd one. It makes me think about kissing each cheek slowly, lingering a little so I can feel the stubble rub against my own cheeks, inhaling the sweet scent of him, gazing into those beautiful blue eyes, feeling his soft lips touching my own….everything..is..going..black……..
@vancity…you just died me a little more!
Annie the “i think this one is a little tilted cause photog is having Robgasm”
yes mind blowing f*ck me stare gaaaaaaah …. that was definitely taken on photogs way down *thud*
OMG lili, I think you just read my mind completely!
GAH MUFFIN ALERT!!
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/42023962-1f0f14e2641eee028dede4dc099aa311.4af9bbb6-full.jpg
Sweeeeeeet!
Oh mon dieu!!
CONTROL++++++++++++++
Holy Crap! Rob, is that a baseball in your pocket? Or are u just happy to see me–I mean US ;o)~
oh fuck, jag.
no, fuck me!
NO fuck me ROB!
what a beautiful scrumptious bit of man meat.
please, sir? may i have some more?
*gasp*
Holy Fuuuuuccckk! (wipes drool off screen for the third time)
Argghhh…I’m not supposed to sweat…but that picture gave me a f*cking hawt flash. I think my tattoo just slid off my back and down to my knee.
“Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man?…..”
Le Swoon…..
I should’ve heeded JAG’s warning…. i only
hit audio once & came completely UNDONE for petes sake, ONCE!?! *PANTY POOF*
MERDE!! There is NO conditioning that can prepare you for ultimate sexy FRENCH ROB!
F*CK MEEEEE
More French Rob coming in as I type GAH!!!
JAG, if you can, next time you do audio, Rob saying “Bon soir” would be magnifique! S’il vous plait?
ParisRob is Man-U-Fic! Sorry, I am way clueless when it comes to French! But I know romantic and that language just makes me want to quickly disrobe and attack!!! Rob – in fact!
Just heard a New Zealand interview and Rob said he had done 78 interviews! That’s a hellofalot of talking – how could anyone do that? and still look hawt and sexy!
@sarah – am so excited for U – Enjoy!
Is there a link to that online somewhere?
Hi girls. Uncut NZ TV3 i/v is here:
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/campbell-live-interview-nz-with-rob.html
Kate Rodger is my hero. I have wanted to be her for a while. She did a great i/v with Johnny Depp a few months back and she’s the one I mentioned before who gave Viggo Mortensen a T-shirt and he gave her one back. Hence my idea of a gift if I ever get to i/v Rob.
But I’m a little sad at this. She got less than five minutes of his time, and he said much the same things he’s been saying – obviously 80 times before – so I feel really bad for him. Press junkets must be shit.
When it screened on TV last night it was cut right down and had bits of Kristen and Taylor and the movie trailer as well. Rob’s bit was about one minute total. She did say at the end that he was as hot in person as he is on screen.
But I think I would have asked better questions – she clearly needed some RAoR background info
THANK YOU JAG!! But, I think the pretty is already here…OMFG*thud*
OK so I got a whole lotta nuthin done today!!!!! Well except for:
1. looking at f-khawt pics of rob
2. listening to that schmexy accent – English
3. listening to the double schmexy brit speak french…gah-ah-ah
4. watching new realrob videos and interviews
5. repeating the above
6. thinking about how I hope he is doing ok
7. ramdom pervy thoughts about HHH
8. re-repeating the above
9. inwardly debating if i love jag or despise her for ruining my day LOL!
10. checking RAoR more times than is healthy for a working gul.
11. loving every minute of it!!
OK…this is off topic, but funny. I think I know where our sexy man got the whole “lip biting” habit from…;)
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
OK…that didn’t work AT ALL!
Damnit!
OK…here it is…sorry!
Actually luvn Rob has been doing the “lip bite” since promoting Harry Potter in 2005… pic. to confirm.
http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=1676&fullsize=1
Nope….. Robert has been doing the lip biting thing since he was a cute little boy…. I posted a pic last week…. I will look it up en post it here again, I’ll be back….
Look at Rob’s eyes! OMFG *THUD*
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/307.jpg
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/309.jpg
OMG!! That second photo just about dazzled me blind! Good Lord!!
Pickaboo TonguePorn!
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/1231.jpg
JawPorn!
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2812.jpg
OMFG RCC, les yeux, la langue, la machoire…..la GAH!
There’s definately some green in those peepers! YUM!
Just smexy!
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/282.jpg
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/3012.jpg
I wonder what he’s thinking in the second one? It looks to me like it could be something dirty(or maybe that’s just what I’m hoping)
Those lips of his, can you imagine lips so perfect even in a dream? I go from eyes to lips..lips to eyes and back again.
I love those photos because you can see his bottom eye-lashes. yes, right down to his bottom eyelashes. His hair looks trimmed up.
Kelly–thanks for that vid. That old song…That song and Rob are probably the same age.
Love Chris Weitz saffron pants.
OMG!! Are we dating ourselves with that Animotion song? Shhhh! Don’t tell Rob we’re cougars! Unless of course, he likes cougars!!!
Yes, of course, I am dating myself, I was 5 years old when that song came out.
Me too!!! LOL!
@ Aitchcs, 1peeler, did you really mean 5 or 15, ’cause if you meant 5 then I’m really frickin’ old!
@spunkrandsomlover, it’s all good! I have recently been told that Rob has a fondness for cougars. Or is it puma? Anywhoo, I am leaving the land of MILF and quickly entering big cat country!
LMAO!!! SRL…I was thinking the same thing cuz you & I are the same age.
To SPR:
I was well over 5 when that song came out. Unfortunately, I was being sarcastic….
OK, the song was released in 1985. Thus I was 10, not 5! Sorry I thought it was released in 1980. Just googled it! Regardless, none of you are OLD!!!!
I was 12, oh God that is bad. But that is ok, because I own my Robsession. And I am not ashamed.
As do I! Say it loud and proud!!! I regret nothing!!! Okay, that’s not entirely true. Bangs. I regret the bangs I had in the eighties. But I don’t regret ANY of my Robsession!!! And on a side note . . . I still love John Hughes movies.
I don’t know if anybody else has seen this yet, but GAAAH the scruffporn!
OMG I sooo want to be that woman he kisses!
that was so sweet that little kiss he gave her (wanted to beat her senseless) but he was sweet lol
I don’t know why, but it turns me on to no end when he says he can pretty much resist any temptation. It just makes me love him even more, but also makes me want to corrupt him even more.
C’mere my preeetty, let me tempt you with these, and this, and oh how about this?
OMG I’m going down….:
” that was so sweet that little kiss he gave her (wanted to beat her senseless) but he was sweet ” …….. So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also funny: the way the French lady said Jacob:
” Sjaa-kobbe “
I wonder if every single Japanese woman finds this scruff porn unattractive/unsexy? if that is true then, are some rebellious when they see Rob?, most of the time he is like this I think except for Edward.
I love it too.
NZ media are sooooooo behind the times.
http://www.3news.co.nz/Robert-Pattinson-rumoured-to-film-movie-in-New-Zealand/tabid/817/articleID/129065/cat/221/Default.aspx
Uh, yeah… DUH!!!
Makes me feel embarrassed, actually. I really should come out of “retirement” and sort them all out.
They really need to wake up!
It’s a good thing we have FrenchRob today to distract me from that fact that I went to FOUR stores this morning and could not find a copy of the new VF. By the fourth store, I swear to God I was twitching….
The least the clerks could do is stock the new mag so I can get my hands on it…grrrrrr!
MUST TRY AGAIN TOMORROW
On the plus side, I got my New Moon midnight show tickets yesterday. The clerk gleefully informed me that they had already sold over a thousand tickets….I think my jaw dropped
(I live in a small city in Pennsylvania, to say I was shocked would be an understatement)
I didn’t know what to say to that so my mouth started running. The clerk kinda just stared at me as I rambled on about how I must be insane and the things I do for my Robsession…
She said “Robsession? What is it about that guy?”
I should have just shrugged and walked away at the point and saved myself a little dignity, but as usual my internal monologue just started falling out of my mouth and I prob sounded like Christina at Walmart as I think I was saying something about ass candy, jaw porn and RobnanaNutmuffin….who needs dignity anyway…
I then grabbed my tickets and ran out the door…
hang on RPgirl! VF will happen! I called the stores first. Then when I made my little road trip b/c wasn’t at my local Borders it was not out. I told the clerk someone told me they had it. He went in back and brought one out. I kindly asked if I could have a couple more. he was annoyed, but he went and got me them.
It was hard to make the road trip out today with all the hot pix coming out, but I did it for my Robbity Fair! I have a lot of blog reading to catch up on tonight.
again, if anyone gets desperate for one, let me know and I’ll send one along.
LMFAO @ rpg “who needs dignity anyway”! Dignity, WTF is that?
Yeah, I was going to go out and look tomorrow. The Borders where I am told me that they usually get their mags in the day after it supposedly hits the stands. I’ve noticed that at the other stores, too. But, maybe it’s just because I live in BFE…
Hai girls,
Just came home; have to read over aprox. 200 posts….(and I will), but first,
I’M THRILLED!!!!!……..
My best male friend (the one who asked me the other day ‘..aren’t you taking this -he meant this obsession- a bit too far?…gggggrhhhh…)…. send me a late birthday present.
A mousepad with an image of mr. Pattinson, very artistic, with 4 of the same mr. Pattinsons as his shadow but then in very softgreen fading away behind him…. and with the text:
do you love me?
(he’s gay, so nooo, it’s not the friend asking me…)
YES YES YESSSS MR. PATTINSON I LOVE YOU.
(….Pa.The.Tic…)
And this was AFTER what happened earlier today and was the reason I wanted to cut off my head, put it on a stick and have a good word with myself about this f***** obsession. Tell ya later!
(going to see Dexter and read 200 posts first….)
Oh, and this is the pic my friend chose for mousepad :
http://robertpattinsonwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/robert-pattinson-gq-1.jpg
Vana, I seriously think that this particular picture may be my favorite of all time. There’s just something about it that I can’t explain. There are NO bad pics, but this one…*le sigh*
I’m with you luvn – that picture – there’s something about it. I think it was when I saw that that I fully gave in to him. It will always hold a special place in my pants – no matter how many fuckhawt photo shoots he does. Le sigh.
Omg Vana, a BB mouse pad, your friend is so awesome!
@MyRobbie…now that you mention it, I think that IS the 1st picture that started my Robsession! I remember because as I started staring at it, I started kinda “sliding” out of my chair! LOL! And I may or may not have noticed myself making this really low “growling” sound deep in my chest, like some crazed, horny animal about to pounce on it’s prey!
Ahhh, good times!
Looks like he is on his way home tonight UK girls!
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/robert-pattinson-leaves-hotel-crillon.html
WOOHOO its the return of LondonRob anytime now!!!
I’m more psyched for London than any other stop… really excited….
IGD – you should make time to visit Rob while he’s in London! Show him the real meaning of the word “bangers”! LOL! (Sorry, my Mum’s from the UK)
He looks so happy. I hope that means that all is going well and I am sure that he can’t wait to be home, even if he is still on this press tour.As long as HHH is happy then we are happy.
RM – did you get a chance to watch the whole viddy? I hope you liked the pretty. All for you, sweetheart and my other PattinAngels!
1P-I did, thank you for asking.You are so sweet to do something like that for little old me(and the rest of the Angels).I LOVED THE PRETTY.He gives such good pretty!I told my girls that you made a little something for my obsession. I think that that should be my anthem.I left you a comment on youtube also, I am carebear3926.
I can’t wait to see “Lady Marmalade”.
Yeah! It’s good stud, ahem, I mean stuff.
I’m really glad you liked it. Are you sure you don’t mind sloppy seconds when I’m done with Rob behind that dumpster? LOL!
I am happy to say that I don’t think I would mind sloppy anything from that beautiful man.And it is the very least I can do for you. I’d even be willing to get you a pillow to kneel on.
Wow! Now that’s friendship!
Maybe we could convince him to bring Jackson along for shitz and giggles and then we could just tag team! 
Wow! Now that’s friendship!
Maybe we could get convince him to bring Jackson along for shitz and giggles and then we could just tag team! 
Sorry I stuttered. I was overwhelmed by the visual . . . Rob, dumpster, pillow . . .
I would totally be up for some bone, I mean Rathbone……..
http://i01.bdbphotos.com/3T/83/0001366383-30173T.jpg
Now there is a mind blowing(thatswhatisaid) fantasy..*Tag me in peeler, tag me in!*
Stuttering is just a side effect of a day of pretty, you just learn to live with it.Kind of like you learn to live without undies.
LMAO!! “Tag me in peller, tag me in”!!! Le *sigh*, cause really that is kind of hawt and dirty. See what effect RobPorn and that damn Inked Angels/Tattward FF is doing to me!!!
Don’t even get me started on Tattward. He makes my kitty purrr….or should I say Le meow. *shivers*
Chapter 14 of Breaking Trinity is up a day early! Yay!
She mentioned she might have it up Wednesday, but here it is!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5379823/14/
Edward is SO toast!
Oh yeah Nora…but he owns her, you know that! Can you see her staying away? Rocky ride coming!
Angst train, coming down the tracks…
Yay! Went to Costco today, got the New Moon Movie Companion, still no sign of Vanity Fair and Harper’s Bazar here though, shop said next week, but I think they’re off…if I miss them I’m going to be so pi*sed!
You might look for VF again tomorrow… a lot of places get them in today, but don’t put them out until after closing or whatever. HB doesn’t come out until the 17th…
I _might_ get lucky, I am in Quebec. Note…Rob’s never been to Montreal, I don’t think any of them have been. We are a tad unique so I might have a chance. We’ll see. I am on the West Island though, lots of anglos out here.
helllooo ladies !!*steps out from behind dumpster and waves*
anyway i just wanted to finally step up and say you ladies are genius!! JAG i dont know you and im really not a lesbian (unless Rob wants me to be 
) but i freakin love you!! This site always puts a shit eating grin on my face, and so, i just want to say thanks to you i now have a computer thats says naughtyyy anytime i do anything,hehe, and a harddrive full of robporn *sigh* okay im going back to rereading Wallbanger.. WOOP WOOP!
soooo… for a few days *cough*months now i may have been RAORstalking in order to satisfy my Robstalking needs
Oh wait! just so im a little bit on topic the only french i know is from that jane birkin song “je t’aime…moi non plus” so my french lessen to rob is *clears throat* okay Rob repeat after me ” “Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins” which translates as “I go and I come, in between your loins”… ah fuck happy thoughts
Happy thoughts indeed. Welcom lulu. It is so nice to have a another PattinAngel out there.It seems that you have caught on pretty darn quick.Welcome to Dirty Girl Land-it’s like Fantasy Island and JAG is our Mr. Rourke.
Another orgasmic f*ck me stare.
Can my laptop sustain all this hotness???
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/robert152.jpg
Hello PattinAngels – *waving hello*
JAG “phrases that Rob will find useful” – so funny! Especially the one about “My girlfriend will kick your ass” translating to “my friend” like they always say they are. Babelfish knows not to piss of Kristen lol
RL is kicking my ass these days and the last EP update didn’t help
but this place is like a warm bath on a chilly evening. I can just sink down in and drown in Rob 
Earlier there were some posts about Rob being uncut – Gosh I never even considered that but I did date a guy from England in college and guess what?! – wow. *Totes none of my biz Rob, but now I can’t stop thinking about your peen!* And the things I’d do to it. And what you could do to me w/ it. And…- whoops sorry got a lil distracted there.
And the interview posted earlier where he said he rented a piano for his hotel room – GAH! I.am.died. Kristen must have been a freakin saint in her previous life. Just holed up in a hotel w/ Rob and a piano – unable to go out, just trapped in a hotel room w/ a bed w/ Rob…
Anyway happy Robvember all, can’t wait to see Rob in his hometown. I wonder if he could take Kristen to see the house he grew up in? That would be so sweet. Luv them <3
Shoot…who needs a bed? I’d be OK with just Rob and the piano…it better be sturdy though!
Mmmmmm…
luvnroballday – your icon is pure WIN
Thank you! It took me 2 days to get it to work! LOL! I wish it was easier to read.
and you’re right luvnrob, who needs a bed? who needs anything if there’s Rob and a piano? I wouldn’t even need food. Those old scrambled eggs – don’t even need them. That half eaten twix bar – no thanks. um well, maybe the twix bar, but that’s it! I wouldn’t need anything else
I would drink that man’s SWEAT to survive!
LRAD, I can think of something else that has a little more protein!
@srl…HELLZ YEAH! YOU’RE MAH GIRL!!! LMAO!!
You sexy ladies are too much.
Hey, Rob, I think I need some protein, ate too many carbs today, I need to balance things out.
C’mere delicious man, I need a protein shake.
this just got posted on twitter:
Rob and Kristen Holding Hands in Paris
http://bit.ly/1J8xUz
<3
aw, look how happy bb looks! this makes me happy
Yup, its on Robsessed too
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart_10.html
ROBSTEN FOR REALZ?!? LUCKY GIRL……..
singing Robert & Kristen sitting in a tr uhhh nonno walking in Paris K-i-s-s-i-n-g will we see it next?!?
Oh lord! There’s going to be an all out war between the Robstens and the Nonstens and the Crapstens…this may just cause pandemonium around the world! I’m ducking and hiding! I’m happy if he’s happy, and I’m gonna keep photoshopping my head on her body, so I hope to see some really f*ckhawt photos of the 2 of them together soon! LOL!
They both actually look happy in those pics. I hope they can find some kind of normalcy in their crazy f*cked-up lives. And let’s hope she’s up for the job.Cause if she isn’t I know some Angels who would be willing to give it a shot.(or a ride, or a stroke, or a lick, or a su….sorry. I always find my mind off somewhere between the gutter and the dumpster these days.)
Awww! I think they look so cute together, and I love how he has such a big smile!
I picked just the right time to check Twitter tonight… crazy.
He looks really happy…. that makes ME happy. Honest.
That being said, why do I feel like such a jealous b*tch right now? I mean, I’ve known they’re together for a long time now and I’ve been ok with that. But, SEEING it kind of makes me want to gouge my eyes out. And this is coming from someone who actually doesn’t fantasize about sleeping with him. Yes, I perv… but I just can’t bring myself to go that far in my head… don’t know why.
Anyway, I’ll go skulk away in my corner…
Yep, It’s everywhere, robertpattinson life has all the pics too.
It was of course obvious all along….(that’s my humble opinion); there were too many signs/pics/gazes/things he/she said/the way he/she said it… the amazing chemistry in the film….. etc etc… and now it looks like Kristen can no longer ‘hide’ it… (to me it looks like she is the one reaching out for his hand at that moment… (I saw the ones here: http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/ )
Sigh…… she is really a lucky lady. And yeah, he looks happy indeed.
me too. so f*ckin jealous. I have been in denial. And denial was wonderful. I was even hoping Rob was a virgin too. lol. Kristen is gorgeous, but wasn’t he waiting for one of us?
He does look happy…….but I’m still jealous.
oops… you have to scroll down for the pics, they allready posted something new on top
Yay, I’m so happy. They look sooo cute together. I just wish Rob wasn’t holding that darn cap, so they could have had their fingers entwined.
You know the Nonstens are gonig to say she was just holding on to him for balance. Oh, my God, I’m so happy, I can’t stand it. How romantic that they’re in Europe together.
And Nora, I meant to get back to you on LiveJournal, girlfriend, NO ONE is buying that you haven’t thought about sleeping with him, do I hear crickets…:)
He looks Happy! If Rob is happy, Lynda is happy..LOVE that smile on his face. But said it elsewhere, and will say again. He’s got really long legs, you’d have to hang onto him to keep up..just sayin’…My DH is Rob’s height, if I don’t hang onto him I fall way behind in seconds. Don’t know if I’d hang onto anyone else besides my DH though..so that’s moot point, isn’t it?
@Scilla… LMAO! But, really… it’s the truth! I jut can’t seem to go there… I start to get all skeevy when I think about it. He’s so smart, but sweet and goofy that I feel weird about it… like I’m molesting my WAY younger brother’s really hot best friend… maybe a kid that I’ve known forever. (Notice I did NOT say my brother… because EWWWW!)
Granted, it may be my mind’s way of protecting me from something it knows I can’t have. I mean, I do love him and all… well, as much as you can love someone you don’t actually know. I guess I’d have to say that I love the person I perceive him to be. How accurate that is… who knows? I do think he’s pretty much a “what you see is what you get” kind of guy, but I could be wrong. All I know is that, if I met someone in real life who was just as hot with the same kind of personality as Rob (and, maybe 5-10 years older), I’d be all over that guy like white on rice.
Now, I did tell you I’ve never had a dream about him, either. So, if I sometime happen to have one… and it’s REALLY good… well, it wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility to change my mind about f*cking his brains out. Or, maybe I just need to see him naked… that might do it, too.
Heh… that was kind of all over the place, wasn’t it? Well, I hope it makes at least a little sense. And, I feel bad for feeling jealous… I really AM thrilled that he looks so happy.
Nora – I believe the psychiatric term for your situation is “Robfused.” You want him but you don’t want him. It’s okay, it’s normal for your brain to protect itself when faced with utter hotness. Give it time.
LMFAO @ Annie! Yeah, maybe I just need those pills… who has them again?
Sweet. really sweet.
I want to stay away from negativity ( already) over that.
I concur! All you need is love . . . and Rob. He should become a UN Goodwill Ambassador! His face could cause world peace to break-out!
Yeah, it IS really sweet. They look really happy…
Today had been an EPIC day and then … BAM! Pics of Rob & Kristen which has left me feeling perplexed. To explain what’s inside my head …
In my fantasy land, close to the Nile (pun intended) Rob is very much (and has always been) single which makes it okay (for me) to love/lust him. Will this affect how I’m feeling?? Time will tell but right now I just feel my bubble has bursted.
But I love seeing Rob happy, I truly do. It’s just I wasn’t ready to snap out of this ~7 month fantasy.
Can some of you ladies relate??
I think I need a hug.
RCC (((HUGS)))
It’s gonna be OK. I feel sad too. In a guilty way. I want him happy too. I also wanted him to be a single virgin. denial-land….
robcatcdn,
I think…: Yes We Can.
*HUG HUG HUG*
Just pretend your Kristen. Close your eyes, that’s YOUR hand he’s holding. Problem solved. See how easy that was.
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Thank you my lovelies! It took me 1 hr to get the courage to post that comment. I don’t like seeing negative vibes on RAoR … I hide under the couch when that happens. LOL But just needed to share. <3 ALL
RCC – **embracing you in a much needed hug**
*Sighs*
I feel your pain! I just want him to be happy, really I do. But I was perfectly happy living in denial where I was free to fantasize that Rob just has not realized I exist yet.
AHHH!! These photos are fucking with my head! I think I just died a little bit inside.
-I’m going to lick my wounds now.
Awww RCC *HUGS* You are my twin
I’m on the same page as you. I liked living on my fantasy island along the river denial. I mean I always knew something was there I just didn’t want to see it. It makes my pervin on him harder. I have a hard time perving on someone else’s man and now that these pix have surfaced I’m not sure if I can. It’s like they took a huge pin and bursted my sweet little Rob loving bubble.
I love seeing Rob smiling & happy and this obviously makes him happy but I just don’t know if I can perv on another girls man. I don’t want to stop lusting over him but is it wrong if I do?
No worries
No negative vibes here. Sometimes we just need to grieve.
RCC,
((hugs))NO! please don’t let it burst your bubble…… or i’ll be crushed
yea, I whimpered a little…. afterall it’s not me, but mostly I feel happy for them.
Now Listen Guuuuuuuuys (using Robondemand voice)
we’re gonna still perv on HHH, right? Hope this revelation doesn’t kill that side of you.
I’ll dieeeeeeeee
RCC…big hugs bb!!! Sad that you’re sad!! Focus on the pretty and it’ll be OK.
And, think about it…in a few days she’ll hold hands with TayTay to throw some doubt around the pics and they’ll deny this ever happened….then all those in “denial”land can return there in peace!! Trust….this is how it will probably happen!
Something to make you smile…
http://robertpattinsonwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/robert-pattinson-cannes-16.jpg
Ladies,
If you feel a bit sad…. just look at the vintage vid JAG posted on top/first page of this post, play it on FULL SCREEN mode, then listen to/look at the part 0.20 till 0.22 for 4 or 5 times…. and you will all be roaring with laughter again!
Oh you ladies are the BEST! You sure have helped me with this temporary Rob relapse.
RCC … look at the pretty, focus on the pretty, listen to Rob laugh/giggle AND repeat.
Ouff … feel much better now.
Love you ALL big time!
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I think perving is still PERFECTLY acceptable!
I may be very lucky in a way, since I read the Twilight Saga (all 4 of them) before seeing the movie. I had a very strong image of Edward in my head. I thought Rob did an excellent job bringing Edward to the screen, I can’t think of anyone else I’d like to see portray Edward more. However, Edward in script form is never Rob in my mind, he’s always that Edward I imagined when reading the books. Hense when I read FanFiction I’ve never been able to see Rob as Edward in those stories. I have tried, but it just never works. The only time I’ve pictured Rob was in “The Screamers” when Rob makes a guest apearence, the Edward is my imaginary Edward.
This is the main reason I never read FanFiction which features Robert Pattinson and not Edward Cullen. I’ll have fantasies over fictionary characters but I never want to invade a real person’s private life. Am I making any sense? Also I’d feel disloyal to my DH if I were thinking about a real person in that way.
So whether or not he’s with Kristen doesn’t affect me one way or another. Rob Pattinson is just my ultimate eye candy and I just adore his personality. He’s such a breath of fresh air after seeing all those ego filled, model chasing manwhores of late.
I’m with you RCC. Here in De Nile, he’s just holding a hat.
My bubble has also been popped by this relationship
http://twitpic.com/p2hf8
LOL!
Do you need a hug too Mrs. A.??? LOL
Yep *sob* {{{hugs RCC}}}
I’ll join you in needing a hug. I have the same mixed feelings that a lot of you are having.
I’m happy that Rob’s happy. I hope he is. Any FFs out there where a kick-ass sassy suburban housewife who is ignored by her husband gets a surprise visit from RP or EC as the UPS or Lawn Guy and kisses it all better? God. I am so pathetic.
Pathetic-NO. In need-POSSIBLY. But that sounds like a kick-ass story, I would def read.
Kristin … not exactly the FF you wanted but it’s the closest thing I could find to your refs.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/robcatcdn/4094392756/
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5437177/9/Happy_Birthday_Nina
Unending and unyielding thanks…..this is adding fuel to the fire for me to write my own story.