Rob’s in France, Rob’s in France, Rob’s in France!!!! F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, F*ck!
Why am I so excited? GAH, because that means Robert Pattinson is probably going to bust out some French. GAH! Jizzerific. Seriously, RO-BEAR speaking French is ridic off the charts f*ckhawt! Non?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Translation: “Do you want to sleep with me?”
First off, a little Vintage RO-BEAR speaking French!
More Rob en francais after the Voulez-vous coucher avec moi…
Warning, playing this audio may will result in panty combustions!
RO-BEAR has landed in France, let the dirty french talk begin!!!
Est-ce que tu viens souvent ici?
Translation: “Do you come here often?”
The humour en francais. GROAN-TWITCH!
OMFG Do my girl bits even stand a chance of surviving Robvember???
T’es top ou ben bottom, toé?
Translation: “Are ya a top or bottom?”
Finally, I thought it would be helpful to RO-BEAR (since he visits here never all the time) to post a few French phrases that might come in handy…so here we go. Despite my shitty french ability, I used Babelfish fail *giggle* to do a circular translation because they are f*cking hilarious.
Five French Poorly Translated Phrases that Rob may find Useful
back off bitches
dégagez les chiennes
LMAO, this means “release the bitches (dogs)” bahahaha #Babelfish Translation FAILI have a bad rash
J’ai une mauvaise éruption
OMFG. This means “I have a bad eruption” This could actually attract more chicks *snicker*I only like anal
J’aime seulement anal
Phew, this one translates pretty well but still may not scare your coughcoughmorematurecoughcough fans away. LOLMy girlfriend will kick your ass
Ma amie donnera un coup de pied votre âne
Umm okay, this translates to “My friend…” Do you think Babelfish knows something we don’t *snort* Just kidding.I like penis
J’aime le pénis
Pretty good translation, however will only scare off 50% of the fan-base *snicker*
Alright PattinAngels, RO-BEAR is in Paris…time to sit back and wait for the Pretty to start flowing in!
AHHHHHH so my “FRENCH ROB FANTASY” was quite on cue. Sue gave me a little hint, huh?
“Little red riding him on the hood”? Like TATTWARD? hahahahahhaahah
I’m now listening to the TWIGASM podcast that JAG was on. FUNNY!
Ladies, I wish I could have made our day dream of an evening in Paris spent with Rob, drinking wine, having dinner, laughing and snuggling with him in a dark booth in a romantic Parisian restaurant materialize … (however, if I close my eyes, I’m still in Paris with Rob tonight). BUT>…..THIS IS AS CLOSE AS I COULD GET FOR US. LOL Here’s Rob having dinner in France last year…..sad to say it isn’t a french restaurant however and it’s not Paris, but it’s Cannes and people are speaking IN french, so shoot me, what the fuck…..LOL
I tried. OUI OUI ROBERT! Repeat after me: “OUI ROB, OUI, OUI, OUI!
MOANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LOL
debbo—topical (French) but kinda sad (pappz)—on the plus side i even half understood what he had for dinner—LOL—<3
music4debbo,
Thanks!
The only thing I understood was that he had ‘very much Dom Perignon’!!!
(Uhm…. in the Netherlands at high school you had to choose between French and mathematics. All the girls chose French and all the boys mathmatics.
So of course I chose maths.
And again JAG, before I checked my email, before I checked the housing-website (….. don’t know the correct word in English.. but I’m in the middle of – as we call it in the Netherlands – ‘househaunting’.. ). . site, before I did all my calls, again today…. I read your post first.
My post up here is horrific, full of errors…… I’m sorry.
damn. maybe i should start learning french instead of spanish…
but spanish makes me more competitive in the job industry soo… i mean unless rob want to pay my bills i’d more more than happy to pay him in return *wink*.
it’s not like he ever uses the millions he’s acquired. he won’t even fly his friends out to see him cuz he doesn’t want to fill like a hot shot. but it’s nice to see someone in hollywood not go all money crazy… which makes me wonder what he does with his money.. it must just sit there. i mean even Kstew bought a house. hahah. she must get more down time then him.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOVE the French translations!!! WIN!
And I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one that completely fell off my chair when I heard him say Guy De Maupassant. HOLY HELL that was hot!!! And I could actually give a crap about male french accents usually. But on him…it’s a beautiful thing. Maybe it’s the whole BB thing.
Naw…who am I kidding…it’s just Rob and all his ridiculous hotness.
That was so sexy when he said “Guy De Maupassant”. GAHHHH INDEED!
I would love to sit and listen to Rob speak in french. Wiggle that tongue baby!
Such a sexy language.
Yeah, that made me go *THUD* when I heard that… the BEST!
OMG! The way he says “Guy De Maupassant” is just sooo….GAH!
SO, I’m reposting this from last night as I just got brave enough to look this word up. LOL
Sigh…
after all this time on here, I was afraid to ask one question? “WTF is a wussperv?”
Well, after researching on google and finally searching on ASK jeeves . com……I got my answer.
But the description found there is VERY VERY FUNNY.
Ladies…..my name is music4debbo and indeed, YES, I *AM* a wussperv! Debbo bows head in shame……
Read for yourself the description….of a wussperv. I honestly was afraid to ask…..
But that will now save me from having to ask if it’s a sad sad chapter of CW&IA BEFORE I read it. Now I know what to look for……wussperv level at 70% or above for my personal angsty safety issues. LOL
http://pervpackmanmeat.blogspot.com/2009/11/wtf-is-wussperv.html
Thanks to the ladies who wrote this article and defined wussperv. YES THERE WAS A DEFINITE NEED for this rating system. I loves the smut, but I’s hates the angst that makes you want to curl up in a ball and cry. LOL PERFECT DEF.
and did you know, that “wussperv” is NOT defined at URBAN DICTIONARY . COM?
I thought for sure with all the people reading fan fic, there’d be a definition on there. I think you guys should go add the word: “wussperv” to the urban dictionary. There are lots of lame mother fuckers like me out there that want to know, but are afraid to ask. LOL
You know, I googled that shit too! It took for-ever to find the def., but wow I came across the same site!Mmmm man meat…oh where was I? Yeah, I’m a glutton for punishment, so the lower the rating, the better idea I get that I’ll be blubbering like a baby by the end of the chapter. I view it as some kind of fucked-up therapy,go figure.
Debbo… you are most definitely a wussperv! You didn’t know what?
Oh, and don’t you love The Meat Locker?
Um… ok. That was supposed to say “You didn’t know THAT?”… sigh. Time to go to bed.
me too!!! although i will read things like Wide Awake… and i tear up at things but i don’t really cry. and it upsets me when things are going so good.. only to be ruined.. and then patched up then ruined.. but it makes for an interesting story line. like TO or Anything But Conventional which i just finished reading and was amazing!
So… what do you call someone like me… who loves that angsty stuff like the crakfic it spawned?
I like so many different kinds of stories, so I have no idea what I’d be called!
hey gurls…quoi de neuf? Yep, that’s right, nothing new! here I am at 12:30 am, trolling the interwebs for new Rob goodness when I should be getting my rest for 2 stressful days ahead. say it with me…I have no willpower…je suis un Rob putain. Voulez vous obsesser avec moi?
JAG, once again your post is an epic win…this Quebecer loves ya!
Oui!
Moi aussi!!
Et moi—vive l’obsession!
Je suis une Rob putain aussi. Rob est ma seule obsession. Je t’aime Rob, mon coeur.
French fries…..
@debbo—touché—LMAO—<3
Rob est mon coeur, aussi.
Hey, look what three years of high school French will get ya? I can also say “That’s cheese!”
@Debbo LMAO
Je suis une Rob putain aussi, et je l’aime!
Ha Ha Debbo, pomme de terre frites!
OMFG those are hilarious JAG! LOL
I sure hope Rob gets to speak French in lots and lots of interviews. Oh what that does to me … cause you all know I’m French.
I just love how Rob says his name in French *le sigh, le swoon, le thud*
RCC—don’t mean to be intrusive but are you French (as in ‘of French descent & French-speaking’) or are you French (as in ‘into’)?—don’t want to shock you, girl, any more than i already have—LOL—<3
I’m just French Canadian.
<3
Vintage French Rob and that fucking tongue action sequence can make me squirm into a puddle of goo every single time.
Rob’s regular accent is sexy. Rob speaking French is significantly hot. Rob speaking French which reminds me of Beautiful Bastard speaking French means sound the fire alarms b/c my girly parts on fire.
“Il n’y en aura jamais une autre pour moi. “Seulement toi, Rob.”
JAG, babelfish’s translations were hilarious. And let’s just say that the things that might scare off other ladies, yeah… I’d still be around, lol.
Have a great day, PattinBabes!
~Christina
“Robert,” I bet Paris looks good on you. I might even look better, teehee.
christina4—you’d have lots of company—mais oui!—i’d say it in english with the song: ‘There will never be another you’—& for gods sake how could you allow Paris (ugh!!!) to get anywhere near him—une sacrilège (hope that’s French)—LOL—
christina4, love your new avi, but miss the old one. I always imagined you had somthing that was not a cigarette just out of camera shot. You looked so…relaxed.
I can’t WAIT for Rob playing: BEL AMI!!!!!!!!!!
Oh to see Rob “bedding” many many women on film….sigh. Nudity hoped for. LOL
Rob playing *IN* “Bel Ami”….sorry for the typo.
I wish somebody would post the “CLAIRE DE LUNE” ROB GROAN mp3 with this post.
LOOPED!
sigh….a classic. Applause!
OMG it’s like freakin Christmas in Robvember and santa just brought me fuckhawt French speaking Rob. His voice is so sexy but when he says “guy de maupassant” I die…panites combust, everything fades to black, I am nothing but a puddle of goo on the floor and I like it.
Vancitylili,
best part of your response = “and I like it”.
Me too girl…me too…
thats just the way I like it!
@Ce Ce Nothing feels better than the Roblivion I fall into when he speaks French. I could listen to him ramble nonsense. He could immitate Joey on Friends and I’d be drooling.
LMFAO! I love that episode. Joey is hilarious! It’s a good thing that Rob doesn’t sound like that when he speaks french!
J’ai une mauvaise éruption
LMFAO
fingers crossed for good pics and audio clips tomorrow!
I remember when this ROB video was posted on YouTube. I LOVED the FRENCH BAND that sang this song. So went back to get it since this is ROB IN PARIS DAY on JAG’S “RAOR” POST!
OUI OUI JAG!
Debbo—a new (& sexy) video for me—le certitude: i’m lost—& noir desir covers the Robsession nicely—thanks
GULP!
Phew… he does ‘lost’ so beautifully. I know I can save him though
When I look at Rob I’m definitely lost!
These translations are great! Also, I adore hearing him speak French. I have a crap, rudimentary knowledge at best from a few years of high school, but I love it when I can understand him.
I did have one thing to add about your comments… I’ve noticed a couple times you’ve used “GROAN-TWITCH” but every damn time I see that my pervy mind automatically makes it “GROIN TWITCH”.
Also, JAG, I don’t know if you saw it, but I sent this link to you via Twitter, but I know you get assloads of tweets, to I’m reposting just in case you missed it. This was a video that posted today from E News Now, and the reason I love it is the very last thing that Rob says. I think it is BEGGING for a RobOnDemand quote!!
http://videoguide.msn.com/play/tv/?g=2aa21824-c226-4591-b394-dc7ffb9d7f33>1=42008
(side note: for anyone who only reads Blood & Lust on Twilighted, the newest chapter finally updated tonight)
Agreed.
Definite RobOnDemand quote.
Thank god he hasn’t lost his oddball sense of humor – I was definitely worried that he was going to turn all straight laced. I’m so happy he didn’t.
Did you see the one where the interviewer asks him what makes vampires better than wolves and you can just see the wheels turning for a minute as he’s trying to come up with something funny or clever…then he comes out with “I don’t have to take my shirt off… Like a DORK” Haha. It’s so ridiculous. Classic Rob.
He’s the sexiest dork ever. I guess that’s the appeal in a nutshell, right?
Yes. What woman can resist that combination especially attached to such a beautiful face!
Time has only made it worse. I always thought he was gorgeous, but every time new photos come out…I mean, I honestly believe he is inhumanly and unrelentingly beautiful. And I might add…it is not fair for someone to be that attractive. It’s just not fair. It’s sensory overload.
I want to say he’s like a supernova… so bright and beautiful that it’s mesmerizing.
Only, supernovas fade, which makes me think that’s not really the right analogy… but it’s late, so it’s all I’ve got right now.
Hey Foof I cant see tha video, Im c*ck blocked for being Canadian. Can u find it on you tube?
same here cant see it
It’s this one, JAG…
Thanks Nora, I couldn’t see the other one either! Lmfao, I love how Kristen says he could be agile if he needed to be, like in the bedroom maybe?
JAG, you owe me a new chair. That is all.
Heh.
FRENCH ROB<3
“Je veux baiser français Robert et sucer son pénis”.
hehehhehehhhee Translation tools for dummies can be fun!
I don’t think that worked….but I think you get the drift. LOL
I picked up the dummies trying to speak french book instead of French speaking for dummies.
Debbo, mon Dieu! Je ne peux pas croire que tu a dis une chose tellement pornographique. Seriously, Debbo, now say that in English, with a straight face okay, you Rob putain, you.
debbo—i’m for tools, babe—bring on them tools—<3
elvis4scilla,
According to my translator app on my dashboard on my mac, it means this?
“my God! I can not believe you had said something so pornographic.”
hehehehhehehhe Is that it?
“Je veux baiser français Robert et sucer son pénis”
NO idea if I was even close above. I was trying to say this below IN ENGLISH!
“I want to french kiss Robert and suck his penis?” I can’t say it with a straight face though. LOL
(how do you say PEEN in french?) hahahahhaha
I originally wanted to say “FUCK” in french, but I couldn’t get the app to translate it. LOL Too vulgar for the computer app?
I better quit while I’m ahead. debbo runs for the hills…..———->
elvis4scilla said: “Rob putain”…. you.
debbo’s french translator’s definition for putain is: whore). “Rob whore… you”.
Translation into RAoR: “RAoR h00rs”.
OddMaidOut says there are many ways to skin a cat, but so pointedly lacks class—<3—expat
meow
Ummm .. baisse moi can be kiss me or f**k me! It’s one of those little French oddities lol!
i believe “le peen” is the french approximation!
“el peeno” would be spanish
Une bite (pronounced like “beat”, which may or may not be a coincidence, lol) is the slang word for penis in France.
LMFAO “el peeno”
I’m going to substitute “el peeno” when I sing the Weezer song “el Scorcho” from now on…
Debbo, you Rob putain (yes, whore) you. What you said was “I want to fuck Rob and suck his penis.”
Yeah, get in line babe. 
“Baiser” was originally the verb “to kiss,” but now it means “to fuck.”
The verb for to kiss in modern French is “embrasser.”
So if you want to say I want to kiss Rob, you would say “Je veux embrasser Rob.”
But hey you could say, “Je veux embrasser Rob et je veux baiser Rob.”
I’m sure we all want to do both to him.
BTW: I’m not French, but I studied it for 6 years and lived in Paris for awhile.
J’aimerais avoir le penis de Rob dans ma bouche!
Hey Ladies!…I’m jealous…I’ve been sitting here for 10 min. trying to say even one of those phrases correctly so I could sit here and talk French along with Rob in the video JAG posted.~sigh~…It just comes out sounding like a mouth full of ass when I say it, so I give up…I’ll just listen.
When I found out Rob was going to be in Bel Ami, I had to google that shit, cause I wasn’t familiar with the story. Being that I’m lazy, *ahem..can’t tear myself away from FF lately*-and wanted to educate myself, instead of going to the library, I found the story here if anyone is interested…
http://www.classicreader.com/book/1525/
Yeah, I’m a die-hard Rob fangirl like that…
I cant do French either Capri, I will let everyone else run with this one and listen to the heavenly Rob!
SNORT
a mouth full of ass
While I was playing the first video, I had to restart my computer…when it hit the 24 second point, it crashed – I kid you not! I think it had a cyber orgasm and just….died!
If someone could take that lovely 1.5 seconds and put it on a continuous loop, I would be your new bestest friend forever!!
Oh, and if your out there @RobWardlover , I filled in the blank for ya on yesterdays thread….
JAG, that was an amazing RobRompe—a Toronto Maple Leaf (?) whose French is as good as my own—et bien, dégagez les chiennes—but isn’t that what you do every day with your pervy RobPosts?—
can anyone decipher what Rob says after Guy de Maupassant—thought it was ‘novel’ or ‘novella’ but that can’t be right—
according to sources here HHH will be in Munich on the 14th—whether he’ll try to wrap that very flexible tongue around a mouthful of German consonants?—still see him on Leno looking somewhat perplexed as he tells H.Klum that the Nibelungen is German & she stares back witless like a deer caught in the headlights—ah, my, those were the salad days when Rob was young & green—
great post, JAG, as always—now off to face the day & RL with my bitch—luvya—
lmao the salad days! loved Rob on Leno, cant wait for letterman this year.
@expatzgeil… No, you’re right… he says “Guy de Maupassant novel”. It was pretty easy to understand in the context of the entire answer.
Hey Expat, Did u get my mail? gmail is freaking on me <3
OMG as soon as I heard Rob say that Guy yada yada yada line in the interview I thought to myself JAGs gonna love this, she’s gotta do a soundbite for us. And lo, look at you go chicka. I listened to that one over and over. So yeah, I need a new chair too.
How do I ask for a new chair in French? Heheh.
Hey, is anyone else on Twitter? I’m @hol119 if you’re interested. I don’t say mucho interesting stuff though, I’m just generally gushing about fanfic. I follow the fansites but it would be nice to follow some other fans aswell. Maybe follow me if you’re interested and I’ll follow you too?
hi there – such a funny post !!
this one made me giggle :Ma amie donnera un coup de pied votre âne
âne in french is a donkey – lol
I guess what you were looking for is the other translation of ass, that would then give this : mon amie donnera un ocupd de pied dans votre cul .. ahem …
LMAO Donkey, even better!
Thank you!!! You guys keep me sane! Otherwise I would just be here rambling incoherently to myself and drooling over Rob all by my lonesome! Starting “Lady Marmalade” as we speak! Anyone has anything new, that we haven’t already seen today, let me know, please!!
And JAG, thank you again!
Is it my imagination or does ‘Ro Bear’ look hotter in any major European city?
Thanks JAG loved your translations am sure if Rob is lurking he will take notes.
Sorry girls, I had the She Devil from the Underworld as a French teacher so I cant really participate. My french is limited to reading bilingual food packaging….
but am seriously loving all your posts, french is so f*&king pervy !!!!!!!!!!
No I’m going down,
You’re not.
You should see what he looks like in Amsterdam!
Uhm.. Robert, so should you.
He’s coming home tomorrow ***jumps up and down and claps hands***
I hope he comes back tonight and gets to see his family and go to the pub
Oh Jill, I hope so too hope he gets in tonight then we will be in the same country.
think he would love Amsterdam Vana, I did
I agree IGD
Oh my – you know you’ve got it bad when…
it’s enough to know he’s in the same country… le sigh!
Oooh, someone tell me NOT to drive over to Barnes this evening!
IGD . . . Finishing up “Obsession” today for RobsessedMuch and should have it posted shortly! Keep them song ideas coming!!! I think perhaps in honor of the French we should viddy up that Lady Marmalade song “Voulez-vous couche avec moi, ce soi”. What do you think? I certainly have no shortage of great material, what with Robvember and all!!!
Hell no Fluff! You get your arse over there pronto!!!!! I mean, that’s what I’d do if it were me…maybe.
Who’m I kidding? I’d camp out on the sidewalk in a sleeping bag, naked and waiting.
Liz if I were you I sooooo would by cruising round Barnes all night so Im not gonna be the one to tell you not to LOL
1peeler, I love the newer version of LadyM with christina aguilera etc and as they say ‘When in Rome’ so why the hell not…I have some other songs for you….’Good Stuff’ by Kelis….the first line she says is ‘dont waste your time over there the good stuff is right here’ so RAoR dont you think. and ‘Love Hangover’ Diana Ross ‘ if theres a cure for this i dont want it!!!’
loved your idea last night though the Commitments song that would be way hot!!
1peeler. That is a f*cktastic idea.What a great way to celebrate Ro_Bear.
Oh, Liz, please drive to Barnes. C’mon ,you gotta get a glimpse of him.
OK, ladies, hold onto your panties! We are live and running on “Obsession”!
Here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jlx09fkBoU
It’s a little short, but that is one long ass song and I didn’t want to blow my wad right away, or any of yours for that matter! We will be celebrating Robvember all month long and I must pace myself for all the other viddys! Love you guys all so much and thanks to JAG for creating RAoR!
1peeler-I effing love you!!Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.I haven’t gotten to see all of it yet, either there is a prob wit my computer or EVERYONE is watching it right now.I’m guessing the latter.
I am fangirling it all over the house.What say we meet at the dumpster and I let you have first dibs on RO-BEAR.
JAG-thank you for creating this wonderful place where we can all perv together.
Happy 10th day of Robvember ladies!!
OMFG 1peeler, that was sooo hot! That song def. says it all!
OK, my comment went up above instead of here, but once again thank you ladies!
Oh yeah 1Peeler now thats what Im talkin about girl!!!!!!!!! you got some new styles going on with the folding box thing. and I love the fact the haunted airman kissing scene, with scrunchy eyes Rob has made another appearance and it was a great choice of song..who picked it was it Robsessed Much?
way to go, now im going to be up all night waiting for him to land in london and replaying your vid…you rock!!!!!
IGD – yes, it was RobsessedMuch’s request for the viddy! Well hold onto your knickers because I’m working on Lady Marmalade as we speak! I should hopefully have that one done by bedtime here (which will be the middle of the night across the pond) but wanted to give you a heads-up. I love your pervy ways, IGD!!!! My hubby says Rob should put me on his payroll for all the publicity I give him. Gawd, whoever thought that stalking Robert Pattinson would become a full-time job?!
OH, and The Committments is in the works too. So glad to know I am not the only one who loves them!!!
1Peeler – That vid is fan-fucking-tastic! Love it, love it, love it (left you a comment – as LizzieMac09).
Didn’t make it to Barnes tonight – my sodding back is killing me and I’ve run out of pills (which is probably just as well, cos driving whilst under the influence is not the best idea in the world). It’s coming up to 3am here now, and I’m just imagining him all snuggled up in his childhood bed, feeling all chillaxed after an evening with his family ….. and now I’m imagining myself wrapping my arms around him cos it’s chilly out and I need to warm that man up!
JAG love the french phrases rob may need to use
ok i am slightly incoherent today as i am soooo hyped for tomorrow,i know i wont be able to sleep tonight.gah cant believe that i am going to see rob tomorrow evening
Hope you have a fantabulous time Sarah… remember, you’re representing all of us, so don’t do anything we wouldn’t do (lmao – total free rein there then)
wow!!! sarah, so lucky!!!! I hope you have lots of fun. can’t wait to hear all the details!! (so jealous!!)
Good luck Sarah honey and am sending you lots of good Rob vibes… let us know as soon as you can…I think its gonna be another really late night wednesday. LOL
I can’t wait to hear the deets!
Oooh Sarah, I can’t wait to hear all about it!
JAG!
Guy De Maupassant and bouffant in the same post… DIED.
LMAO at the useful phrases and the translations.
I hope we get some new purr inducing soundbites from RO-BEAR today!
On the edge of my seat waiting for some French Rob to come it <3
So… Why does my heart skip a beat from the knowledge that Rob is just a 6 hours drive away from me? I love that he’s in Paris. I hope he has fun there and all over Europe for that matter. My heart is seriously gonna stop beating when he hits Munich: even closer to where I live!
I think my grily bits won’t survive Robvember either LOL
JAG: maybe he should have some german sentences too?
I loved your tags as always
And I already fell in love with his voice: yesterday I listened to the interview of ET and hearing him talk in my left ear while working is a total workfail! I’m looking forward to some Hawd soundbites…
<3 ya PattinAngelz
PS read CW&IA yesterday… I needed a hug… and new panties
DreamySim1,
OMG that’s true…… it does take a 6 hours drive from Groningen….
For me, from The Hague it will take aprox. 4 hours with the train to Paris Gare du Nord!
oooohhh …. and I have to take the train today for business in Amsterdam……… Lord…please….. make me reckless today and let me change my mind at the last moment and jump on the Thalys to Paris….. (F*** the business)
By the way DreamySim1,
Did you read my post last week about the stores you can buy VF in Groningen City? I looked that up for jou! Are you going there, or shall I buy one for you? Tell me!…
Oh DreamySim1 yes, German phrases. Can you help? I can use babelfish to translate and you can tell us what the translations really mean Giggle.
When is Rob in Germany?
Vana Damn missed them! Can u link me? Expatzgeil is getting me one, after she’s perved them out (<3 ya expat! I've mailed ya, please let me know if u got it, because gmail is acting up)
@JAG: no worries, I'll mail ya the translation of the sentences back is u mail me
I believe he's gonna be in Munchen this weekend: I'll check on twitter @robsessed83 is going! <3
@JAG—am reliably bilingual—use the language daily since i live here—am 60 km from Munich & ca. 90 km n. of the Alps—if i can be of help—as i said above, wonder if Rob will try to get his very flexible tongue around a mouthful of German consonants—LOL
there’s a huge meeting planned for this Saturday, the 14th, tho’ it hasn’t yet been confirmed that Rob will be there—from Spain on the 14th to Munich is just a hop by plane, but there is the premiere in LA on the 16th & they may want the stars home sooner—but if—Rob auf Deutsch would be wunderbar—
Spain on the 12th—jizztyping at the thought of Rob auf Deutsch—makes me really geil (= horny, randy) as in expat’z geil—
Hi dreamySim1,
I have to look that up, it was on the same day you asked me to buy one for you. I don’t remember when that was…do you?
I answered I would do that for you, and gave 2-3 stores/adresses in Groningen CITY where they should stock VF. I also aksed if you live in the CITY, cause I’m not sure…..
I’ll try to find the post….. it must be on that VF-day…..???
But I understand expatzgeil is going to get you one?
Anyway, if you still need one, don’t worry, just tell me, I was in Amsterdam today, and the American Bookstore had piles and piles………I think all together maybe 70-90 or something…. And there are some other stores in The Hague that also stock it, and of course the bigger railway stations, so tell me, if you don’t live in the City, I can get you one (or more..)
By the way: I also send you an email….. (did you receive it?…)
Abuh… “Guy de Maupassant” died me hard.
Hot as fuck.
AMEN!
Tired, sweet, jet lagged Rob walking across the tarmac at the Paris airport in his SEXBOOTS.
He needs to sleep. That would be a tough change from LA to Paris and back up to work again and he busted ass doing the press junkets in LA before that too. He’ll just be exhausted by the time the premiere comes. Bless his heart. But he is 23. He may like to hide out on the set, but he sure could use about 3 days straight of sleeping with no pressure to sell something. He sure tries hard.
http://pics.livejournal.com/brandnewluv/pic/003gqeyt/g1829
Ohhhh, tired boy – come here, let me nook you to sleep.
Come and lay your head on my lap Rob, and let me stroke your hair!
I really loved this interview because Rob said he was writing music again and had a rented piano in his hotel room and he had bought a new guitar also. I love to see how even after all his hard work, he still wants to create something even in his off time. A true all around artist. Sounds like he enjoyed his “New Moon” filming time a lot with freedom to move around some too before “Eclipse” happened and the papz zoomed back in…… I think it’s cool how he keeps a journal and writes on airplane trips also. What an amazing man. He’s not wasting a minute, is he?
GROW the SCRUFF baby! scruff scruff scruff.
Ohhh .. could he be any sweeter?
Aha! There! he said it! Someone placed a post a couple of days ago about the fact that he is (again) clean shaven in Japan. “Girls (in Japan) hate facial hair on Westerners….”
Well well well……. Robert considering what his fans like/dislike….. lets in some new light upon the business….
Let me seee……. (uhm…. making a list, I’ll be back in a couple of hours)
Does anybody else think the title of this clip is funny?
Robert Pattinson Uncut – I guess we got our answer.
F-d, the only thing that comes to mind is uncircumcised..is that where you were going?
Oh, I’m sure he’s not circumcised. Most European guys aren’t. But hey, just a little bit more of him to love right?
well. I really like this interview because he is talking about something more personal, and much more interesting than a NM synopsis again. Or these interviews where they are only talking superficially and in circles about his adjustment, or lack of, to fame, I want to hear how he is really feeling about all of it. I think I would be most flipped out dealing with his now very large entourage. you see the Paris dinner video. Rarely is he alone anymore in public, I guess never, or undetected, which is unlikely. I would love to his uncensored thoughts on his life, I mean especially at this point. It is not like when he was totally unknown and on his first press tour. He is like –getting experienced at this kid of Promo life.
I heard that guys who aren’t circumsised have better stamina than guys who are. I wonder how true it really is!
Love this more candid UNCUT interview!
UNCUT?! f_ing delicious you mean holy peen UNCUT ?! LOL
Reading the above comments & thinking about Robslumber uncut or otherwise holy crow! *thud*
AItchcs looking at your post quickly I thought you wrote “he is like -getting experienced at this kind of PORNO life” WTF?! Did a double take reread OH I ditto your comment about hearing his uncensored thoughts on his RL. That would be cool.
spunkransomlover, BETTER STAMINA Hmmmmmmm……
MIND.GONE.RIGHT.BACK.IN.GUTTER.
OHHHHHH What did you guys think of the nickname that Kristen has given Rob? “Flippie”? is that it?
Flippie has to be better than Floppy, right?
lmao Jill, it certainly is better
That makes me think she’s calling him a dolphin!
Ahhh Chere Robert,
Nous t’aimons; tu es tres, tres chaud. Nous aimons ton sourire, ton cheveux neglige, ton menton ciseau…
Tu es parfait.
Tu nous fait pousser le cris aigus…
Le sigh
Le thud
Le caniveau
I last studied french 35 years ago so this is probably totally inaccurate but what the heck … go figure
Mwuah x
OK – that was hot. I had to start a new window and google caniveau – and that was fantastic! Much better than I could do and I studied French about 15 years ago! See! This site IS educational!
Thanks JAG! So very very lurvely! Le Grand Sigh. Kisses!
Oui oui! Le sigh! Le thud! Le caniveau!
Ok, so the only French I know is Ne Pas (sp?) which I believe means “DO NOT”, and lord knows I’d never utter those words to Rob. Ever.
Jag- the tags rock, the post rocks, you rock and I am so f-kin excited to have realrob all over the internet, you tube etc etc.
That said, yesterday, DH brought home the new moon game for me, and when I turned into bed, there was a NM pillow case on my pillow. Sadly, not Robward’s face, but it was the Cullen crest on a dark background which immediately made me think “THE CUFF!!”
WIN for Mr. Mimi!
Mr Mimi is a WIN no doubt about it!
Goodmorning! LMAO at those translations!! ….”will only scare off 50% of the population” Hi-freakin-larious
I do not know any French, but he sure as hell sounds hot saying it. very hawt!!
Hoping to get my hands on at least one VF when I go out for lunch today!!!
So, you guys, yesterday I was on the phone with a computer tech person for effing hours. And at one point she comandeered my laptop remotely. Which was weird. Anyway, she comments on my desktop, which is still a picture of my husband and kids and we talk about that. Blah, blah, blah. Then she wants to find something in my folders. And I start to get fidgety. My Robporn! Well, of course the folder is open. And she knows I don’t have a teenage daughter. And then, silence. I almost wanted her to say something. But nothing. It was weird.
In my ideal life, she would have said, “I may or may not have most of those same pictures.” But no, I just swooped back in and closed the folders and tried to get her back on track (for a computer tech, I knew surprisingly more than her).
For some reason, just wanted to share that with you guys. Off topic. Sorry. But I wish I was the kind of person who could shout my lust of Rob-bear from the rooftops. In a way, though, I am ok with this being private. Just between me and him. And you RAoR chicks. And my friends with a VF subscription who I’m begging to let me have RobVF. And my friend flying in from Wyoming to watch New Moon with me. OK. That is all. So, maybe not so private after all!
Thanks for being such an awesome king-pin Robdealer, JAG. You’re the bestest! Leading me down such a wonderful, filthy, schmexy path, deepening the Robsession. You and the ladies here have the best shizz! Filling my Robporn folder ’til it bursts. Thanks.
OMFG My Robbie *tears rolling down face* LMAO
our worst fear realized – someone getting a glimpse of our ‘RobPorn’
OMG sorry its at your expense all this laughin but it has made my day. Just had to eat a pushy telephone services salesman for lunch….it got so bad I phoned Offcom (goverment regulator) but managed to keep my cool. I was shaking when I was done so I really needed that
lmao myrobbie! i would have wanted to share too. and I think I laughed because she knew you didn’t have a teenage daughter! and I liked how you swooped in. thank you for making me laugh.
my folder is titled RP (for either Rob Pattinson or ROb Porn). I hope it’s nothing that anyone would want to click on.
MyRobbie Giggle Snort! I can relate. A few weeks back I had Nerds on Site here dealing with a computer virus. Umm this is my wallpaper
http://twitpic.com/ozqhh
I should have been embarrassed that my computer was yelling “cheezburgers” and “hello” at certain commands, but I wasn’t!! The “naughty” was probably crossing the line…
Eh Je ne sais quoi!!
I love that wallpaper, deb! I’ve never seen it before! OK – now down to it – I want that picture of them running dressed in white! Is that a manip? Is it from an awesome photo shoot? Or press materials from Eclipse? Help! I absofrickinlutely love it and need it!
And the error sound for my computer has been “bouffant” for a while now. I make errors just to hear his voice. *sigh*
MyRobbie I love this wallpaper, its so pretty and green! Here’s the pic…
http://twitpic.com/p079f
This one’s better, it’s bigger (thatswhatshesaid)
http://www.lionandlamblove.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=81964&fullsize=1
Did I miss the original discussion of this pic? What is it from? Please say Eclipse. I can’t remember why they would be in the woods dressed up, though. May need to go back and read that book again! Lately, all I’ve been reading in it is the leg hitch scene and the engagement/rolling-around-on-the-bed-scene.
MyRobbie Sorry I meant to say that the pic is from a NM dream sequence. Part of adding more Rob to the movie!! Did you see this one?
http://www.lionandlamblove.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=85225&fullsize=1
And the Training updated… squeee!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5394195/8/
LMFAO! MyRobbie, maybe that computer tech was so overwhelmed by Rob’s hotness, that she was at a loss for words!
Le Holy Fuck…French Rob…What a way to start the morning off…Gasp Cough Choke Sputter
This shizz is so freaky cool because I’m actually, for real, going to the tatt parlor today to talk about getting je ne regrette rien inked on me. French Rob coming out must be a sign!
Really? Wow.
It’s done…So Beautiful Bastard you show me yours and I’ll show you mine…
Ahh, I once said to a French sailor on a cross-Channel ferry (coming back to Blighty from Dunkirk, completely rat-arsed): “I only know two words in French, Bonjour and soixante-neuf”, which I feel is probably sufficient if I met Rob in Paris …. “Hello … 69?” How could he say non?!
Fluffy “oh take me back to dear old Blighty!!!!” I want to drink with you someday. I can order a drink, inquire for restrooms and say I’m not feeling well in 6 languages. That has served me well!!!
LAMO fluffy! I would expect nothing less from you! <3
LAMO? wtf???
LMAO. jeez – still jizztyping
French Rob??? Je veux, je veux, je veux….maintenant!! I’ve raised my own, personal Roblert warning to JizzCon SELF DESTRUCT!!!!
So I’m heading out for a loonngg run and wondered if I should listen to Rob’s recent interview or JAG’s Twigasm podcast. With the first choice I risk spontaneous combustion and public Robgasm (Guy de Monblablah LMAO). I’d better stick with the podcast… what’s the worst that could happen?!?
“THE SCREAMERS ” just updated!
Paris pic. … *le holly f*ck me (oui oui oui Robert!!!) stare*
RCC morte, repose en paix {RCC dead, RIP}
http://thinkingofrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Paris-HQ-5.jpg
How do you say eye-fuck in French?
Well it’s not a literal translation but closest thing we say “tu as des yeux de couchette” [you have bedroom eyes].
RobCatCdn,
OH MAN, you always find the best Rob porn. Thanks. GULP.
How in God’s name does Rob look THAT GOOD with no sleep and jet lag? He’s a gift to us who drool his name. LOL AND THE SCRUFF. Somebody catch me, I’m going to……to…..t……THUD.
Make Rob BIG….and save that one ladies…..mmmm mmmm good.
Le sigh…..j’adore le scruff, les yeux, la bouche…ahhhh… Rob est magnifique…
Merci pour le robporn!
Oui oui! Merci pour le Robporn!
Rob is going to be in my country, SPAIN, in two days… hope to ear him speaking in Spanish too! we can´t wait mmmm SPAINROB
Squee. When? I really need to look at his travel schedule LOL. I would love love love some SpainRob.
Will you have a chance to see him at all?
and welcome
LOL reading FAIL. I see where you said 2 days. *giggle*
!Hola MaryNury, bienvenida a la locura! (welcome to the craziness).
Where in Spain do you live? I have relatives in Barcelona.
Damn, I knew I shoud’ve taken French instead of Spanish. In my defense I had no idea I’d be absolutley infatuated with a gorgeous Brit who spoke French.
Thankfully, JAG is nice enough to post these wonderful phrases I can “bust” out on Rob if I’m ever lucky (or brave enough) to meet him.