Wow, the last few days have been crazazy huh?!?! The interviews, the pictures, the video…I am on RobOverload. Confession: I’m not even sure I’ve seen everything either, there’s just so much out there it’s wack.
One thing I can say, is that we are getting lots of snippets of RealRob in all his nervous, fidgety, verbal diarrhea glory. So for the next 2 weeks or so I’ll be posting (here and there) lots of funny, sweet, jizzerific audio soundbites of Robert F*cking Pattinson from the New Moon Press Tour. Please please if you come across any fantastically funny or hot audio, leave the link and the details on the Rob on Demand page…
Click on the questions/titles before each sound bite to download it.
Yes Rob, sometimes we think you are…
Oh how long we've waited for this smile to return. *le sigh*
More audio Jizz from PattyKins after I run my fingers through the manfur…
"Now when we first get started, it'll be like this but then...
it's gonna be like THIS!!!!! Can you handle all that?
I have a few suggestions on what you could do *tries to look innocent*
My mind goes right to the TwiSmut when I see this shot *F*CKHAWT*
Such a BoxTease! He has to know what he does to us, no one can bethat daft *snicker*
I think half the planet would like to know the answer to this…
FingerPorn, JawPorn, Scruff, ManFur, The Smile - Seriously, this pic may have DIED me!
I am sure you have more than enough, I’m willing to take a closer look too *wink*
There.are.no.words.
Source: audio from Press Junket
My eyeballs are about to fall out of my head. I read the entire 40 chaps of Masters of the Universe (pant pant) Then I hit the CW&IA Update ~ WTF (growl ~ stupid Bella) Now I see that Naked Guy Upstairs has updated. Plus the new vids, the pics, the Sound bites (Pussy…my fav)
Gawd don’t let it end!
Well, drizl you sure do read fast. I couldn’t read “MoTU” in one seating. I think it took me 2 days of constant reading. You fast readers amaze me! I guess I crawl into them and complete submerge into them and don’t want to rush them.
i Read ‘em fast the first time through. I usually go back for seconds or thirds or mores if I really like the story. I admit I’ve read tattward a few times through and I really like Midnight Desire becuz it’s so f*cking funny!
Oh. My. Freakin. God!!
“doing something just for Guurls” pretty much killed me …then you followed it up with that pic …I need to go home and change
*whistles* Hi! Trying not to be such a lurker anymore…
I love the RobAudio posts.
Where is the new pussy clip from? I missed that if it was in the press conference.
JAG, you HAVE to do the “Guy de Maupassant” clip. *purr* The way it rolls off his tongue… well it makes me think of other tongue rolling activites… GAH!
Yea I love when lurkers unlurk. LOL is that even a word?? I’ve done a ton of audio bites, I’ll be posting them all throughout the next 2-3-4 weeks, I’ll be sure to post that one too. HAWT!
Hi auntapey, glad to see you decided to “unlurk”!
Jag, are you serious about having a ton of audio bites? Squeeeee! I can’t wait to hear them!
oh god that killed me deader than dead!
yes jag, we need guy (geee)
please please please
I’m a former lurker.. unlurked .. i’m outta the rob closet.
this shiz is fantableous.
mucho thanks.
Yeah more people to join the perv party….welcome!
JAG…PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post the audio Jizz you have with Rob saying Bel Ami & Guy de Maupassant as soon as you can. Rob speaking French is fuckhawt!!
Thanks for the pretty today JAG. Great captions, tags & audio clips. My favs:
“doing something just for girls”… I’d have a few suggestions to give to Rob
“balls” … love that he doesn’t have a censor.
OMG …I was checking a few local stores in town with a sliver of hope of finding new VF and then I remembered it would be in the guys section.
there was a few guys in suits on their lunch break looking at the mags and I saw Robs face from across the aisle and there was only one copy left and I literally flew across the room to get my hands on it while letting out a very loud squeee type noise.
they all just looked up at me and stared like I was a total nutcase (which I am when it comes to Rob)
and I just said ‘Did I really just do that or just imagine it?’ and walked away.
God I am turning purple just thinking about it so embarassed.
anyway who cares have got it and have just finished the article I thought he came across well and the way we all love him
….will have to hit Borders later in the week to see if they have the US harpers bazaar cos the UK version has that size less than zero Victoria Beckham on the cover. WTF is that about?
Well the important thing is that you did get it IGD! LOL
exactly thats all that matters RCC
I would be embarrassed but then I would look at the magazine and see that beautiful face looking at me and then forget about everything else. I have a feeling I would react the same way. I did something similar when I got the People New Moon Edition. I saw Rob’s face and just went and grabbed (that’s what she said.) I managed not to squeal but I have a feeling that it was because Kristen was next to him.
yeah Jenn I was just like that too, just had to get it before someone else got there first and the relief I felt when I had it in my hot little hands was tremendous…
I would’ve stood there for a minute until all the blood rushed from my face, cocked my head back a little, put the mag real close to my chest (Rob’s face all up in mah boobs!;)), and walked away with my head held high!
When I went to pick up my VF’s (3) at Barnes and Noble (they were holding them for me), the cashier woman said “We were wondering why you need 3 of these?” I said they were for me and my friends (she then said she thought Matthew McConnehey (sp) was sexier than Rob, and I stuck my tongue out at her)….LOL! WTF, why is her business anyway????
I find it helpful when you’re watching an interview to pause every 2-3 mins to recover from the extreme hotness before continuing. (This may or may not include a battery operated device. *cough*)
Good advice Annie. Noted.
Been there. Done that.
Okay, I have a question for all you ladies that live over the pond (don’t judge me
), and please answer no matter how dumb it sounds and how cracked out of my mind I may seem, lol. Okay, so I was making a sandwich & I was thinking about how everyone was saying Rob needs to eat more, blah, blah, blah. Then I thought about making him a sandwich which made me wonder… What condiments do you put on your sandwiches? (Wow, why does that sound sort of dirty?) I don’t know if it’s a big deal over there, but in the South there is a thing we have about REAL MAYO vs. Salad Dressing (Miracle Whip). I personally hate Miracle Whip & if I even smell it, it makes me sick. I don’t think I could make him a sandwich if that’s what he likes. Or maybe I could make an exception. Please just tell me he’d want mustard or something. Okay, now that I’ve spent entirely too long asking such a simply question, over analyzing little shit, & showing the depth of my lunacy, I’ll bow out now, lol.
Thanks,
Christina
well its kind of the same thing over here, the real mayo vs salad cream…it smells like Miracle Whip to be honest (gag!)
they have this Branston pickle stuff but its brown and lie relish (gag again)
but mustards the same, except the english stuff is spicy.
hope that helps your sandwich dilemma?
doesnt sound like lunacy to me altho I dont know if Im a good measure for that kind of thing lol
Christina
You and I could make a Rob sandwich and…well…condiments could be
chocolate sauce
marshmallow cream
whipped cream
red little cherries 8)
maybe canola oil might be fun
butter ( they use that in Austraila on sandwiches, btw…tasty)
maple syrup
honey
warm butterscotch sauce
blueberry puree
CocaCola (fizzy Oooo)
Well you get the idea. Gah I really think about that too much apparently. haha
Christina I am so with you. If Rob said he liked Miracle Whip (gag) I’d just… well, I’d still want to do him but … *shudder*
Dear Rob, Please PLEASE don’t ever say you like Miracle Whip. <3, Annie
I’m looking forward to all the Rob/Annie/Hugh Jackman sandwiches when UC comes out. They can use any condiment (except MW) they want. Mmmm Yummy!
OMG SpunkMe, can I help make that sandwich too?
Annie
LMAO Feel free to select from the list above for your Rob/Annie/Hugh sandwich. haha
Yes, I second the no MW! Blech!
Could we add Jackson Rathbone to the condiments? I wouldn’t mind a little of that on the side. LOL!
I love this so much I have to post it at every opportunity http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/abinar/FaveRobs/RobHugh.jpg
Annie
You should photoshop yourself right in the middle of that photo.
1Peeler
Sure why not? Oh then we must add Kellan to the list as a condiment for Christina!
SRL
Oh yeah! Let’s make it a doubledecker! haha
well here in the uk we use alot of Hellmans Mayo ..prob the best brand around..I dont even know what miracle whip is! sounds like something a child would play with hehe like that crazy string stuff in cans.. English Mustard cant be beaten on a lovely ham sarny. and chedar cheese and branstons pickle is yummy
Ooh while we’re talking about adding people to the condiment list, I want Bobby Long added to mine! And what the hell, we may as well add Sam too!
@ Annie . . . the header of that photo should read “Clash of the Titans”! They should’ve named him Hunk Jackman!!! I’m going into overload from that photo!!! Is if hot in here, or is it me?
@1peeler Hunk Jackman, I like it! I usually read his name to myself as Huge Jackman.
Sigh* How long until UC is released?
Subway couldn’t invent this! The pictures right here are why Jackson HAS to be included….YUMMO!
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/11/jackson-rathbone-ashley-greene-kellan-lutz-and-nikki-reed-in-uk-glamour-magazine/
me and my miracle whip would be all it takes to make that boy a rockin sammy
@ SmittenByaBrit- a fellow Jackson fan?! Wow! Don’t leave me. There aren’t many of us around here. We need to stick together. Trade Jackson- porn. I have lots
WOW… *giggles* so it seems I’m not the only person that’s thought about additives to a sandwich & the fact that condiments sounds dirty.
And yes, Spunk is absolutely correct, bring me some Kellan. *slide me in (that’s what he said) somewhere in the middle, please*
http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons/208/2081457/46_2008/dd64b699089e9f82_103108_twilight09w_400X400.jpg
Mmmm- yeah, definitely would love to be squeezed in the middle here. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gCCVRzAptFA/SoHm61sSIXI/AAAAAAAABrc/mrYbAob_oOc/s400/Robert+Pattinson+&+Kellan+Lutz2.jpg
*le sigh* http://letterstotwilight.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/friendsarefriendsforever.jpg
Seriously, is someone going to deny me is hotness? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eEtemShoUiM/SuKAFeEEbWI/AAAAAAAAAMk/MXJLi1CPsE8/s1600-h/kellanstubble.jpg
With either of them alone, I’d be died, but together, that’s like the type of sex that would dislodge Earth from the galaxy and send us plummeting through the universe, lol.
@Woodstock, I would def take Jackson to the dumpster!
No JRporn here though. I’m hopelessly devoted to HHH Mister Robert Pattinson! I’m so sprung on Robporn that I can’t add another addiction! But feel free to post some JRporn here & there, I’ll drool with you!
*pouts* I got put in the sin bin. Either, my thoughts about having Rob & Kellan are filled with such debauchery that RAoR jizzed or WordPress can’t handle the type of mind-shattering sex capabilities having them together would be like. *shrugs shoulders*
@SRL
*raises hand* I totes agree with adding Mr. Long to the list.
Oh lawdy! Thoughts of Rob/AtR/Bobby sandwich causing spontaneous combustion in 3..2..1….Gah!
*elbows all the Yanks outta the way* We’re talking about an English sarnie here, so like Venus, I think Rob would go for a nice strong cheddar & Branston Pickle (which is the best damn pickle in the world) or ham and English mustard (none of yer namby pamby American mustard – you want a good English mustard that clears yer sinuses with one bite!)
As for Miracle Whip, well that just sounds like something I have in my knicks whenever I look at Rob for more than 5 seconds when he’s eye-fucking the camera.
Chris, your comment’s posted now & funny as shizz! “With either of them alone, I’d be died, but together, that’s like the type of sex that would dislodge Earth from the galaxy and send us plummeting through the universe, lol.” That’s exactly what it would be like!!
@ Christina- my right click save hurts.
Oh JRporn, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways…
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8i8IbyTRfIk/SvPAXAKkBoI/AAAAAAAAAHk/Tmy2gXOjuR0/s1600-h/EXCLUSIVEJ.jpg (so HQ you can count the freckles)
http://jackson-rathbone.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=24439&fullsize=1
(jealous- uh, yeah.)
http://jackson-rathbone.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=24440&fullsize=1 (ditto)
I have more. But that’ll do for today. I don’t want to spoil you.
@SmittenByaBritt . . . “dumpster” reference!!! ROFL!!! Yeah, well take it anyway we can get it. Dirty and hawt or hawt and dirty. It’s all good.
You guys are making me hungry. I’d make something to put some meat on Rob’s bones. How about a Reuben sandwich (sarny ?) with some of that really really kick ass Kerrygold swiss cheese from Ireland added and some lean corned beef and sauerkraut and Plochman’s stoned ground mustard (is that spicey enough Fluffyliz?) and put it in between toasted rye bread with seeds and then grill it crispy brown and ok, add the pickle on the side and some chips and a coke and Rob would be happier than Bobby Long at a Dylan concert. LOL
Of course, for desert will just take a bottle of hershey’s syrup and squeeze the whole bottle out on naked Rob and play find the walnuts! LOL
No where else in universe one can find a discussion like this one here – from an innocent (ahem…) sandwich question from Christina to preferences on “multiple-people sandwiches” which end up being “consumed” at a dumpster…
This is why I love JAG-universe!!!!
Christina…I’m SO glad someone else lusts over Kellan too! I love/adore/worship/long for Rob…but SWEET JESUS, Kellan just oozes fuckhatwness too! I figured I should be shot for wanting the both of them.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DESKTOP? http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/robwally30.jpg
OK…once again Rob, I feel like I’m cheating on you. I’m being a bad girl, so I think my spankings are in order. Meet me in our usual rendevous spot (my dreams) and don’t forget the toys!
OMG you ladies slay me!! I love this conversation.
@Woodstock & SBAB…Yeah more Jackson lovers. Thanks you so much for sharing your Jackson porn Woodstock. Emz and I are such h00rs for him. I don’t have much in the way of Jackporn but when I opened that first pick you posted I lit’rlly gasped out loud and did a quick right click save. Here is my contribution.
http://www.twitpic.com/oxksn
and
http://www.twitpic.com/oxksn
Did you happen to read that Glamour article? He made a few comments in there that died me. One of the comments was about only doing groups in bed and the other was watching a girl really getting into her music playing the cello and needing to change his pants *ung* Rob is still #1 for me but sweet JR is my close second.
JAG, All I can say is…………..4th pic down ……Rob sitting on chair……………..STRADDLE, baby, straddle……
Thanks for posting these.
Thank you JaG I love your audio clips
I use them for different alert sounds on my mobile phone
JAG, you simply rock. I can’t even tell you how dependent I am on this place for my daily dose of laughs and the surreal beauty that is Rob. It gets me equal parts zen and all hot and bothered – that’s no mean feat!
Can I just say how darn relieved I am to listen to these new interviews and realize that he’s still the same adorable, no filter Rob, albeit that much older and wiser, that he was a year ago. We were all so worried that he’d be so guarded and wary after a year of being hounded by the papz that his loveable, adorkable personality wouldn’t shine through – thank Rob we were totally wrong!
The only real change that I detect is that he seems to weigh his answers a bit more than in the past – and I just have to interject how incredibly impressed I am by how freakin articulate and thoughtful he is for a 23 yo – but we still get those hilarious sound bites from him like “shitting in the wind” “you’d have to have so much BALLS to do that” “I’m a pussy” etc and that gorgeous giggle that tells us everything is A-OK in Rob-land.
Methinks Flippy is just plain happy. And that is made of WIN!!
Urgent question for Fluffy…how far is it from Claridge’s to Battersea by taxi or tube? I have a window from 4:45-6:00 that I might be able to sneak away…
yes i am feeling much better about things too.
Suzie
You’d probably need to get a cab, as there are no Tube stations close to Battersea, only the mainline overground (Victoria to Battersea Park). A cab at, say 4.00 in the afternoon, would probably take about 20-30 minutes, depending on the traffic, and cost about 12 to 15 pounds (in a Black Cab). In a mini-cab (one you order by phone) it would cost about 8 pounds. If you went by Tube you’d have to either walk down to Oxford Circus and get the Victoria Line to Victoria then the overground to Battersea Park, or get the Jubilee Line to Green Park and then the Victoria Line. Either way, it’s a hassle and would probably take a good 40 minutes or more, depending on the timing of the tube trains and the overground trains. Hope this helps, and good luck if you’re going for the red carpet – it’s fucking freezing here this week!
thanks so much Fluffy! sorry didn’t respond earlier…damn work interfering with my fun. Yeah I figured it probably was too far to go for the time I have but thanks for the deets! Love ya!
Yesterday I said I was going to read Wallbanger, the Naked Guy Upstairs AND My Yes, My No this week OR CW&IA. Well I couldn’t decide so I flipped a coin! LOL And Wallbanger won. Read until 3:30 am and just finished story now. Loving this story!
I’ve boiled downed how I see EW to these two. Thoughts??
http://www.flickr.com/photos/robcatcdn/4089681149/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/robcatcdn/4089684673/
Any photo suggestion for NGU?? I hate not having a mental image before starting … cause you know … it helps.
robcatcdn,
Are you serious?…. “Thoughts??”….? As in: THINKING?…
Do you really think we can actually Thhhink after seeing the second one?…
The eyes…… Holy hell.
wallbanger is the first one. for sure.
speaking of wallbanger….I’m dying for an update. MAN, I’m dying for them to get to Tahoe was it? Get the wall banging again baby! He’s been holding back and I’m afraid once he gets it going again, we may have to condemn the building. LOL
no vana, i can thtink either. all i know is that i had a vagina this morning and now its’s been blown off by that f-k me stare.
he completely wrecks me.
LMAO Mimi!! Fuckme stare does it everytime!
It’s not even 1PM here and I’ve already got severe eye and thumb strain from the watchin’ and the clickin’.
Thanks JAG for making a mundane Monday Robtacular!!!
p.s. Does anyone know if workman’s comp covers Robhab?
@ Annie
I love Hugh Jackman! Love all his films! He was so scrumpious in Kate & Leopold, and just *thud* in X-Men.
If Rob were cast in X-Men … here’s what he’d look like.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/robcatcdn/4090499336/
Now THIS cracks me up!!!!!!!!!! THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!
ooooh …. if mr. Pattinson could only see this…….
OMG RCC!!!! LMAO!
How about this one… Rob cast in Star Wars.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/robcatcdn/4090577946/
@robcatcan . . . Loved “Hunk” Jackman in Kate and Leopold!!! But I am a total sucker for a period piece movie. Cannot wait to see Rob in all his costume for Bel Amie!!! Yummy!!!
robcatcdn,
Wow….is that a sword Rob is holding in that second one, or is he just glad to see us? LOL
1peeler,
yeah, after seeing Rob’s extra in VANITY FAIR, man, he’s going to be so fucking gorgeous in a “period piece” film like Bel Ami….I’m going to die. He’s got those classic looks that would look great in ANY “masterpiece theatre” type of film or classic novel. GAHHHHHH. When he was born, they stamped him with a romantic lead jaw structure that would make even the queen swoon. Can’t wait.
that scene in Austrailia where he pours the bucket of water over himself….argh
After careful consideration and weighing up of the facts, I’ve decided I would sell my grandmother for one no holds barred, unadulterated, locked door, lights on, wild triple x rated night with this man. One night. Who’s going to make it happen? Ebay? Does Kristen need a grandma? She makes nice cake. My grandma, not Kristen.
woodstock,
I understand completely. I sold my mother in return for some pics. At this moment she should be cooking at FluffyLiz’s.
But about that one night: call his management, and see what you can negotiate. Keep Hot Pockets in mind if negotiations reach a deadlock.
LMAO woodstock!! The line forms to the right.
I’d like to offer up a Kidney for the same arrangement.
It’s in prime condition.
Anyone?
i’ll offer a couple of years from my life for one night as described by woodstock.
hell, just to think about it makes me sweat.
just one night? I dont know if that would ever be enough for me so I will just continue to perve from afar….that way I can keep him forever in my twisted but beyond your wildest dreams fantasyland
I’d offer up any of my organs, but they’re all bloody knackered = FAIL!
Hi lovelies! RL is kicking my ass lately but…
oh the Rob overload! its causing me to shoot my load!
jag – I actually do have a girl boner. yup. you crack me up!
its like a firggin holiday around here! so much happy, so much robporn in its various elements. i love all the new sound bites – that entire interview was hilarious. god i love him. i can’t even keep up with all the articles, pics, tv spots, and omg the volvo commercial cracks my shit up. especially when hubby sees it. haha he’s so jealous these days its f-kin hilarious.
well im on speed here, and i am just too jizzy and too buxy to care.
love you all – happy gorging!
shoot your load! LMAO Mimi you crack my ass up girl…hope RL gets better I suppose we can cope with a lot knowing we can soak up all the pretty when we have a spare minute.
haha buxy s/b busy.
And socks and underwear – don’t forget about those! If he has to resort to stealing them from the set I’m sure a goodly supply of these necessities would go a long way in tipping the balance of negotiations.
I can just see it now – the kickass ladies of RAoR around a conference table with Nick trying to outbid each other with various kinds of Rob-nip…
Bidder #1: I’ll guarantee a year’s supply of Hot Pockets and Heineken, no questions asked.
Bidder #2: I’ll see that and throw in enough plaid shirts, socks and manties so you won’t have to do laundry for THREE years!
Bidder #3: Screw that, I’ll buy you SHARES in Nestle, Heineken and Fruit of the Loom!
Bidder #4: Shares? Pshaw, what an amateur. Dood I can make you the spokesman for all three in a New York second, let me just get my go-to guy on the horn. Nick…are you ok? Nick?
Bidder #5: I think all of you are just shitting in the wind. You don’t have the BALLS to shag Rob, whereas I, on the other hand, am not a pussy. Wait, I mean I HAVE a pussy, but I’m not all talk and no action like you lot.
Rob: Ladies, let’s be simple about this…
LMAO!
“Yeah, ladies, let’s be simple about this: the one that gives me a guitar, some free time and an empty street to take a walk, will get…. the kind of sex that is so amazing that I’ll end up killing you.”
HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAH GOOD ONE!
Well ladies he is finally back in our (European) time zone YEEAAAYYY!!! It will be so lovely to see and hear this gorgeous young man in his own city again. Can’t wait….I must say that having watched the videos and listened to the radio shows from last year that Rob remains more or less the same, modest, shy unassuming chappie he was from last year. A little more guarded and careful? That’s only to be expected and gosh does he look more mature? He is so articulate and intelligent…I sometimes forget he is only 23…far more ‘switched on’ than me. I am so proud he is an Englishman…he does us all proud…all of us ‘Brits’…..if only there were more like him…
I know LindyUk, is it creepy that I am all kinds of excited that he will be back on home turf on Thursday and we will at least be in the same country?
sorry I meant Wednesday he will be home Wednesday maybe even tomorrow night if we are lucky
I’m glad to see he hasn’t lost his humbleness and charm and good nature and sense of humor also. We had seen glimpses this year of an unhappy Rob (only because of the fucking PAPZ run ins), but I’m glad to see he’s doing just fine and isn’t jaded, or fucked up in any way that we can tell. He’s still just our sweet and charming and funny and adorkable Rob. I’m SO HAPPY to see that.
And yeah, I agree, he’s matured a lot this year.
Guarded? Wiser maybe.
But he’s still “OUR” Rob. Don’t ya just love him? sigh…I know, slap.
nite nite. LOL
PS…I forgot to say that we owe a lot to his mom and dad. They created an amazing man and he seems to have been raised well because he’s so down to earth despite all this madness. God love his parents.
@I’m GoingDown!
The excitement of Rob being in our time zone is too much to bear! LOL Hope he gets to see a little of his family at least. He is such a gentle, kind, young man and obviously very very sexy but to listen to him speak….I’m gobsmacked….and he’s only 23???? What a man….
too true Lindy, he just continues to amaze all of us. Hes a lovely man, but so hot Ive never seen anyone like him before or felt like this about someone Ive never even met…just mesmerizing.
I like the pics that came out of this session where the camera’s looking down…. Just invites you in to tell Santa who I want under my tree for Christmas… what I want under my tree for Christmas… oof shit you know what I mean…
or maybe a little bump n grind… LOL
ah well ‘there aint nothing wrong’ with any of that Stephabelle
Well, I finally took the JUMP. All this time I’ve been reading stories on fanfiction.net and I’ve never signed up. Well, I had so many damned fan fictions in my BOOKMARK folder on my computer, I was honestly afraid if my computer crashed, I’d lose them all or something. HAHAHHA I’ve become so addicted to fan fic, I can’t lose the links NOW. You all have given me so many choices to ponder and choose from. LOL Plus all of Nora’s stuff too. By the time I had input all my favorites and favorite authors and requests for notification of updates, there are like I dunno….probably 100 or more. I didn’t even count, but gahhhhhhh. Plus I put in the ones I’d read that I loved and didn’t want to lose either in case I wanted to go back and read them again. I HAVE NO OTHER LIFE NOW BUT FAN FIC READING!
I think I’m going to need a fan fic spreadsheet like JAG has. When I was trying to argue “Master of the Universe” edward vs. “The University of Edward Masen” edward, I couldn’t remember if BOTH had had the “horrible childhood memories”…or was it just “MoTU” that had, or both? NOW I have to go back and check for sure….LOL. I need a spreadsheet.
MY mind is slowly being taken over by crazy Edwards and fucked up Bellas. FILM AT 11:00! LOL
Can anybody relate?
Oh I hear you loud and clear Debs, i havent ready anything but fanfic except for Twilight books for months and months? I just finished m of the u and he had a fucked up childhood for sure in that not sure if that will help cos i havent read u of em. sounds like you need a spreadsheet for sure girl…im not quite there yet but Im not far behind believe me
ugh tell me about it! Right now I’m working my way through I’ll be your lover too… I Loooove that Edward…
Yeah I hear ya. FanFic is all I read now. I don’t sleep much cus of it. I walk around like a zombie all day. But I would not give it up for nothing!!!!
Girls,
As this is the Audio Sizzle-day…. listen to the little sounds he makes at 2.58 till 3.01. If you play that (Out Loud) like 4-5 times in a row….. it will make your day.
Vana – I NEVER get tired of this vid – he’s just soooo cute and adorkable in this interview, really relaxed and laughing and having fun. (And the interviewer clearly fancies the pants off him!) I have watched it about 50 times and still laugh when he says that bit: “I’m not even in the country!”
And in the interview he had with her the other day he was still pretty relaxed and comfortable, still laughing and being the Rob we know and love.
Vana – I NEVER get tired of this vid – he’s just soooo cute and adorkable in this interview, really relaxed and laughing and having fun. (And the interviewer clearly fancies the pants off him!) I have watched it about 50 times and still laugh when he says that bit: “I’m not even in the country!”
And in the interview he had with her the other day he was still pretty relaxed and comfortable, still laughing and being the Rob we know and love.
No idea what’s happened here!
I love this interview. He’s so funny. Shaun so likes him.
FluffyLizz, jenn0910,
So true; Shaun is SO into him. But who can blame her…..
::Changes email notification to say Tiger Beat::
This is why I’m your fangirl, Jag
The text alert on my cell says “just for gurrrrl” So hawt.
I’m gonna use “Hot Pockets” for my texts alert. Only Rob will do this to me.
Hey I made this video of Mr. RPattz. Everytime I hear this song he is all I think about. This video is simple but check it out and let me know what you think!!!!
Love it! Great quality pics, too much pretty I could die! Good song too! You did a great job!
Well done!
And like SBB said; in many vids the pics are fuzzy, but in yours (apart from one) all are dead sharp.
Holy sh*t on a shingle, asiki!! Lurve, lurve it!!! extremely HAWT!!!
Gasp. An Oscar Rob pic I’ve never seen before?! (I don’t know how that’s possible but there it is.) http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Oscars/RobertPattinsonatOscars2009.jpg
Does anyone have a larger version? Oscar Rob puts the cream in my Twinkie. ifyouknowwhatimsayin
or his twinkie in my cream…..(I WISH)
Hey Jag, you’re just so awesome. That picture – there are no words. So true. My fave pic of him in a while – and this during the onslaught of new Robpics!
Elvis? I’m just so effing jealous I can’t think straight. And I think he was just being shy amongst new people, probably. I love to find special connections to him and here goes: I think he’s weirdly an introvert. I say weird, because he is an actor after all. But I too get overwhelmed when around a lot of new people.
OK. It took me a few days to reconcile things, but imagine this – imagine being really close to him. Imagine being around him when he was relaxed. Sigh. Relaxed enough to be racy and witty and schmexy (unknowingly of course). This is why I lust him so.
Emotionally processed. Check. Back to wanting to have hot dirty sex with him up against a counter. Lots of different ways, actually.
If I could I would listen to him and watch his interviews all day. Damn these Robstacles in RL! OK. Now going back to staring at the last picture until I pass out. Kisses!
I forgot to ask – how did he smell?
Hey MyRobbie, believe me I did actually try to smell him, I was buzzed enough that I didn’t care. I took a big whiff, but nothing, I tell you, nothing. I guess ’cause the event was outside, the Rob man smell was not concentrated enough.
The Rob man smell??? Lmao! I love that scilla. I would had sniffed even if I wasn’t buzzed.
Sweet.
http://pics.livejournal.com/brandnewluv/pic/003fsqz2
JAG…another awesome post, as always! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE being able to hear him say pussy and balls. That’s MY kind of romantic! Fuck flowers and candy baby…just say pussy and balls and I’m yours forever!
Ugh, I was without a computer for a couple of days, so as you can imagine, I was totes fiending for some Rob and RAoR! Now I may be without again. We had a category 2 hurricane coming right at us…it’s been downgraded to a Tropical Storm (they say it may strenghten again), but I live right on the Gulf Coast and just to the East of where it’ll be making landfall in the morning, so with all the “good” luck I have, I’ll be without power for a few days. So my babies and I are bunkered down and I’m going to spend the entire night right here on RAoR drooling over Rob and listening to that sexy voice until the shit hits the fan! (Damn I love htis site!) 
LOL! I meant to say “Damn, I love this site!”…let the jizztyping begin!
OMG, that sounds…. scary… I hope you’re not afraid?! (You don’t sound like you are…)
Take care!!
luvnroballday,
Charge up your batteries and get out the vienna sausage. 
Good luck hun! HUG
Hey, put down the shutters girl and bring in the pets, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. NAH, you’ll be ok. I’m in Florida and I know of what you are talking about. Three and four years ago it was hell, wasn’t it? We’ve been so lucky (knock on wood) the past couple of years. You’ll be ok…..after what we’ve been through in the past with hurricanes here in the southeast, fuck, girl, you could fly a kite in this one.
Hey,
I forgot….PRINT OUT SOME FAN FICS before the power (if it) goes out and you can read them by flashlight and get your Rob perv on still….hehehhehehehehe. Print out a Rob laughing picture too.
Thanks Vana! Nah, I’m not scared…I have Rob on my PC whispering sweet nothings into my ear (pussy and balls!), so that should get through the night!
@debbo…that is SUCH a good idea! My printer is gonna be out of ink when I’m done with it! LOL! Yeah, this one should be a piece of cake compared to Ivan. That one really messed us up good! I’m in Pensacola, so it’ll be making landfall just to the West of us. It’ll probably just be some pretty strong wind gusts. And yes, we have been pretty lucky! I can tell you’ve been through them, with the mention of batteries and vienna sausages…LOL! My kids hate those things!
*Hugs back*
luvnroballday, stay safe!!
debbo, you’re in florida too?! It good to know a fellow Rob lover is in the same state. You’re smart about not only printing out the fanfic but Rob pics as well. I should do that.
I was without power after a hurricane for TWO WEEKS one time. I think it was Hurricane Wilma. Some of the gig places I played shut down and some never reopened. There was a satellite photo on Google of my neighborhood and it showed blue tarps on about half of the roofs on my street after that hurricane. But we were still lucky compared to what New Orleans got….right?
I’m on the southeastern coast of Florida…..so hell, we know about hurricanes for sure. Hell, anybody in the southeast US knows at this point, huh guys? My mom is in central Florida where those three hurricanes went over her area in ONE YEAR. It’s been really great not worrying about it for a couple of years. You learn real fast how much you love ICE and ELECTRIC when you don’t have any. GAWD. Where are you Jenn?
Ooohh…after Wilma, I was lucky that it was only a week without power and it wasn’t even a full week. And oh yea, we were definitely lucky compared to New Orleans. That doesn’t even compare. I’m in Miami.
Jenn,
Well, hey neighbor. I’m just up the coast from you…. Small world.
Rob pervs everywhere, huh?
Rob pervs unite!!! lol
luvnroballday,
I just went outside and looked to the northwest and I saw a plume of smoke drifting my way….I think it was from your printer that’s smokin hot trying to print out TATTWARD and DOMWARD fan fics before the storm.
I’m so happy to know you ladies are from Florida too! I felt like I was on the other side of the world from everyone on here!
@debbo…I remember when that happened, the 3 hurricanes in one year. That must have been really tough. It’s like as soon as people got it back together, the shit hit the fan again. It won’t be too terribly bad if we lose power this time. I just hated it when it was 95 degrees outside and we were without power. The kids were so miserable and that made for a miserable mommy! And then after Ivan, the bees were awful around here! I can’t tell you how many times we were stung.
Really, no matter where you live, there’s some risk of a natural disaster. Hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes, tsunamis, wildfires…
YEP! That was me!
DAMN…where’d my avi go? 
luvnroballday,
Anyway, be safe!
You’ll be fine. We 3 Fl gals have been through it before and we’ll get through it again….But I’m not shittin about printing out a beautiful picture of Rob laughing that really makes you happy as hell. It will cheer you up if the power goes out. No shit. Man I hated being without a puter for 2 weeks… Never again. I read a lot of books in 2 weeks without power.
We’re strong and independent women though..just give us a hot british hunk to drool over and we can do anything! LOL
See ya later Jenn and luvnroballday! Give the kids some of that turkey spam instead. LOL
True true!! Have a good night sweets!
I gotta fix that! So glad to have fellow Southerners here!
@jenn…I think I’m being punished for accidently choosing the same avi as you! It wasn’t intentional, but now I’m a monster again! LOL!
luvnroballday, lol it ok if we have the avi. But you gotta work for it first!!! It happened to me too!!
Maybe it’s the pic I’m trying to use…it’s the f*ckhawt lip biting manip…http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/robmanip.jpg…I just cleared my cache, so maybe it’ll pop up soon (that’s what he said)!!
this was GREAT! THANK YOU FOR THE POST. HAD ME LAUGHING..
Hi ladies! Dont know if anyone is still on, but I had the surprise of my life this afternoon when Mr. Mimi and Mr. Mimi jr. came back from a trip to the store with THE NEW MOON GAME and actually challenged me to play it with them. Ha! Well of course I won, but the kid came in pretty close behind. You obviously have to see the movie to get everything right, but the little pictures on the cards are to die for! Same ones that have already been released by Scumshit, but still – Robward in the palm of my hand??? F-king priceless!
My favorite parts of the evening were when my son decided to have a little fun with the characters, calling them Eddie, Jason and Betty, and Vampie, Wolfie and Reg-gie (hard ‘G’) for regular person, just to torment me. ANd then he’d bend the cards too far (gasp) and I’d yell out “No, be nice to Edward!”.
Mr. Mimi was stunned to say the least, as I am normally a very laid back sort of girl (GUL). My son finished off the game by shouting out at one point “Go Eddie!” and of course I rebuked him. “That’s not his name. His name is EdWARD.”
A very funny, memorable and sweet evening with my family.
And yeah, I was making stupid fangirl smiling sqee faces the whole time, much to my embarassment. But who the hell cares? I’ve got like ten mini pics of Robward!!!!!
Jealous!
My RL got all up in my way this weekend. I feel like I am drowning in Robporn……there is so much, if I wasn’t such a perv I might not think I could handle it. But I am a perv….H.U.G.E.perv, so it’s all about where to start.I guess at the beginning…..In the beginning God created heaven and the earth and ROB.
Got my copy of Vanity Fair tonight!!! OMG!
I look at this man in these photos & think “How in the good lawd’s name is there a person who DOESN’T have the same attraction to HHH as we here at ROAR do?!?!”. Just don’t get it. He’s the sexiest, most adorkable, mysterious, photogenic goob I’ve ever seen.
There was something said in the article about Rob is never without a book in his hand or music on his mind or a movie he wants to share. I’m SMITTEN with this Brit!
Thank you VF, thank you!
Dear SBB…
I have a major problem with a woman, any woman, who could look at those pics of our beautiful boy and say “he’s not that hot,” or “what do you see in him?”
I think their hormones or vajayjays have gone to sleep or are dead or something! Holy fuck…he is so gorgeous! What is wrong with these people?
Hugs, Horny ,lusting, crazy Pattinslut Sus
I keep checking my local newstands day after day for VF and HB, while knowing they won’t be there until the 10th at least. WTF is wrong with me?
Rob has stolen my brain, leaving only a whimpering mess of emotions behind.
where is…why can’t I…gawd he’s so…can’t…stay..away
I really, really hope he gets to visit with his mum and dad and sisters on Wednesday somehow. Maybe even squeeze in a home cooked meal. Aaand there’s the mom in me…*back…BACK I say!*
I got a notice of a new FanFiction today and it’s up with prolog and chapter 2. It’s a very DARK Edward, extremely DARK. A whole new twist on the story and love.
It’s well written, but if you a traditinalist, you may not take to Edward being married before and in love, his wife Kate and his sister Alice murdered and he goes on a 30 year revenge rampage which leads him to Bella in 2008. Yes, Edward and all play Vampires, veggie Vamps the same as Twilight. Lots of lemons, hurt, pain and some horror..
Give it a try to see what you think!
Ultio
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5406360/1/Ultio
I take it is NOT wussperv approved? LOL JUST JOKING…hahahahahahaha
Debbo- Edward is extemely dark…LOTS of sex, very nasty stuff to Bella who is in love with him, and he’s trying to hurt and ruin to get back at Charlie Question is…can he fall in love again? Can Bella get to him? Interesting plot though, very interesting and very well written. Takes Twilight in a whole different direction.
Sigh…
after all this time on here, I was afraid to ask one question? “WTF is a wussperv?”
Well, after researching on google and finally searching on ASK jeeves . com……I got my answer.
But the description found there is VERY VERY FUNNY.
Ladies…..my name is music4debbo and indeed, YES, I *AM* a wussperv! Debbo bows head in shame……
Read for yourself the description….of a wussperv. I honestly was afraid to ask…..
But that will now save me from having to ask if it’s a sad sad chapter of CW&IA BEFORE I read it. Now I know what to look for……wussperv level at 70% or above for my personal angsty safety issues. LOL
http://pervpackmanmeat.blogspot.com/2009/11/wtf-is-wussperv.html
Thanks to the ladies who wrote this article and defined wussperv. YES THERE WAS A DEFINITE NEED for this rating system. I loves the smut, but I’s hates the angst that makes you want to curl up in a ball and cry. LOL PERFECT DEF.
and did you know, that “wussperv” is NOT defined at URBAN DICTIONARY . COM?
I thought for sure with all the people reading fan fic, there’d be a definition on there. I think you guys should go add the word: “wussperv” to the urban dictionary. There are lots of lame mother fuckers like me out there that want to know, but are afraid to ask. LOL
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