Happy Sunday PattinAngels.
WOW SPEECHLESS
I love Sundays, we get to kick back and share what’s pwning us this week. I have to admit guyz, I’ve gotten so bad I had to start a spread sheet of the stories I’m reading. I start about 4 new ones a week, most of which are works in progress too, *groan* so I have to wait for updates.
Check out the TwiSmut goodies after the gah look at that picture ^^^ so hawt…
Before I get into today’s spotlight, I have some business to take care of *clears throat and puts on motherf*cking sexy Librarian glasses*…
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Now on to the Smut!
LordoftheManorWard from TALAY
First up today is Twice as Long as Yesterday by hopeful wager. First off, I luv luv luv smutty historical fiction and there is a lot out there (anything by Philippa Gregory rocks my socks). So this week I sent out a call for some period TwiSmut and this story came to me from a number of recs & I am luvin it, lots of UST and lemony goodness.
I read that there are in fact 2 versions of this fic so I emailed the author for clarification. She told me that :
The FF version is currently 18 chapters and is told first person. It’s my melodramatic version. There’s also a version on Twilighted which is told third person and is currently only two chapters long. It’s called simply “Twice as Long”. The TL version is more focused on UST than the dramatic shifts of events in the FF version.
Twice as Long as Yesterday 1866 Ireland. Isa Swan has agreed to Lord Cullen’s proposal: in exchange for allowing her father and her to remain on his estate, she will submit herself to him each night for twice as long as the night before. But how long can she endure him? AH. B&E. Rated: M – English – Romance/Angst – Chapters: 18
…HAPPY BIRTHDAY shoutout to hopeful wager today <3
50ShadesofFuckedUpward from MoTU
Next up is a story that I think is pwning most of us these days…Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon. I f*cking love this story. It’s another tale of Domward but it’s quite different from The Dominant series. I’m enjoying this story for a few reasons coughcoughustcoughcough and because of this Bella. This Bella is just a normal girl who has no idea about the Dom-Sub lifestyle and is trying to figure out what to do & whether it’s even worth it. Lots of UST, some angst and I don’t want to give anything else away but its a mustreadrunscreamingwhenitupdateskindastory!
Master of the Universe Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It’s an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to the darkest realms of desire. MA Adult Themes AH AU- Rated: M – English – Romance/Hurt/Comfort – Chapters: 39
So let’s see what updated this week; The Training, The University of Edward Masen, Master of the Universe, EP and the much anticipated return of The Office (I <3 Christina hard). Also, Alice aka feathersmmmm has hinted about an Edward Wallbanger update this week WOOT!
Alright RAoRH00rs! What is pwning you this week?
OH JAG you posted my FAVORITE new picture of Rob.I’m using it as wallpaper it’s SO GORGEOUS.
SIGH.
By the way, in case you guys didn’t know, the fan fic: “MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE” updated YESTERDAY. He’s dragging her to the “boathouse” ….oooohhhhhhh LOOKOUT BELLA! Bad Edward is ready to kick some ass…… He needs calming down. I dunno if Bella can handle THIS Edward. I do love the story a lot though.
HAPPY ROB DAY! Isn’t it exciting all the new Rob media? I’m SO EXCITED AND HAPPY. I feel like it’s xmas!
I have Master of the Universe on my To Do Robward reading list. Maybe I will start that one today. Hmmm. I am waiting on so many updates.
I love that picture of Rob too, debbo! The guy doesn’t take a bad picture.
Can you imagine how yumtastic he will look at 30? Or 40? Hopefully, he doesn’t loose his sexhair. haha Gah! Kristen is so friggin’ lucky! I am so jealous. haha
In case anyone wants to know my reading list (you probably don’t, but I’ll share it anyway haha) These are the ones I am currently in love with and waiting for updates on:
Buried Among the Begonias
I Love You Like Sid and Nancy
Clipped Wings & Inked Armor
Edward Wallbanger
The Training
The Office (waiting on epi)
Wide Awake (still waiting on epi)
Brotherly Devotion
Shadowboxer (still waiting on epi)
Show and Don’t Tell
Uncle EPOV
Place Your Bets (*sigh* beginning to believe she will never update it, been waiting since May, what a shame. It was an excellent story.)
The Arrangement
The Naked Guy Upstairs
Confessions of a Nanny
Two Stepping
Lords of Gangland
Quiet
Open to Interpretation (my only non Kristen/Bella fic cause I love Scilla and it’s great…I don’t usually read or like non-Kristen/Bella fics..I do try them though)
Blood and Lust
University of Edward Masen
I Get Off
Gah, that’s like 22! haha
I am anxiously awaiting:
The sequel to A Life Extraordinary
And great ones that I highly rec and have read that are completely finished:
My Yes, My No
Let Your Light Shine
A Life Extraordinary
The Submissive
The Dominant
The List
You Get Me Closer To God (E/B by americnxidiot)
The Acclimation Diaries
I have never listed them off like this, but it was interesting that I thought I was only reading like 10-15 stories, but apparently I see I am reading more than I thought. haha
P.S. Can someone please post the link to Christina’s fic? I need the link for that one please. I guess that really makes me at 23 fics haha
Oh crap! I forgot
I’ll Be Your Lover Too
I think Nora gave me that last night and I am on Chapter 8! Gah! Rob and Edward on the dancefloor and in the hottub! I seriously wanted Tanya to disappear though. haha
Holy crap Nora you are the biggest FF Kingpin ever! I can hear you now, “Just try one chapter. You won’t get hooked. It’ll be fun. Don’t you trust me? C’mon, just one little chapter…” I see your evil plan to dominate the world through FF. Sadly I am one of your victims and am powerless to stop you. Ummm, btw, do you have another rec for me?
Just started reading some FF for the first time this week. Needless to say, been getting very little sleep!! Why didn’t tell me about these sooner?! Holy Mother of Rob, they are hawt reads!!!
And thanks Nora for some other recommendations!!
SpunkMe, Isn’t I’ll Be Your Lover Too, Awesome?!! It’s definitely one of my faves!
@1peeler
Once you start reading fan fic, you don’t go back. It’s hot and great authors are available to read for free as MMAB always says.
And it’s addictive. I think that’s why Rob is still reading them even in his busy life. It’s hard to resist. We even have a guy at forum who reads mine and others fan fics. He says they are hot! He cracks us up though when we start durty talking about Rob in our chat box and he says ‘Ok I feel left out again’. So we start talking about and posting pics of Kristen for him. Then he is happy. haha The guys that try them, end up loving them as much as the ladies do. Welcome to the fan fic train!
@SRL
OMG! So good so far! Like I said, just wanted Tanya to go away the whole time so far! I just am not into that. But the rest is mofo hawt so far! Can’t wait to see how long it takes Edward and Bella to confess they love each other to each other. Is this fic complete, btw?
SpunkMe, yes it’s complete, I think she finished it before she started High Anxiety, but I’m not sure.
You guys are cracking me up. I’m either going to get a big head… or be terrified to rec anything! Thinking it will be the latter…
@ SpunkMe… nope, that wasn’t me that rec’d I’ll Be Your Lover Too. Though, it’s been on my list for a while… and you’ve made me want to read it sooner rather than later.
@ Annie… FF Kingpin, eh? Do I get a door placard or something? LOL! The way you describe me, I feel like the Brain… “Same think we do every night, Pinky. Try and take over the world.”
As for another rec for you… well, I see you caught onto The Blessing & The Curse down below. That’s a really great one… so lyrical and beautifully written. It’s one of the fics that owns me right now.
Um… I also rec’d Times New Roman down below… but, it’s different and maybe not for everyone. I mean, I think it’s amusing as shit, but it’s not The Screamers or TNGUS. A lot drier and darker than that… leaning more towards British humor, maybe.
Have you read Hydraulic Level 5?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4931075/1/
That’s another one that owns me. I mean, besides the usual suspects that we’re all reading around here right now. But, if I think of something else, I’ll be sure to let you know…
Oh Sh*t! My fault! I meant SRL! Gah! Sorry, SRL! You get ALL the credit on that one! Woot! <3
@SpunkMe . . . no doubt!! I feel like a dirty little junkie!!! I’m already hooked on Rob and constantly craving my next fix, but now I have all the pervy glory of FanFic on my mind too!!! It’s almost too much for a girl to handle . . . almost!
I have read the top completed three stories by Lola I always go back and read those frequently. Excellent writing, like anything one would read on the open market.
What a coinkidink that it’s TwiSmut Sunday and I just posted Chapter 11 of my Rob fanfic “Open to Interpretation.”
Please read and let me know what you think.
Thanks ladies for the support you’ve shown me. Muuuua.
http://elvis4scilla.livejournal.com/
Damn, I still can’t believe I saw HHH in the flesh
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SQUEEE! *runs off*
OH GOODIE!!!! Off to read! THANKS!
))))) Just read latest chapter of “Master of the universe” just now…..sigh….unpredictable. It’s exciting.
I LOVE FAN FICS!!!!! This shit is fucking erotic and exciting to read. I’m HOOKED.
I spoke too soon. LiveJournal is doing something funky and is putting the different parts of Chapter 11 out of order.
I’m going to go fix it and I’ll post back when it’s all ready.
Okay, I fixed it. Chapter 11, parts 1,2 and 3 are now in order.
Debbo and Nora, you can now read them in order. Thanks ladies.
elvis4scilla,
Just read the newest chapter….enjoying your story so much. I left you a comment…or 2. LOL JAG will love that chapter also I think….sweet. Sigh.
Lavender rose….sigh…
Going to read, maybe some of your luck will rub off on me & I’ll meet Rob too! (doubt it, I’m on East coast – oh well)
Gah! Now I am two chaps behind, Scilla! Gotta read both today! Sorry, I am behind!
Oh scilla, I am totally loving your story so far! It just keeps getting better and better, I can’t wait for you to post the next chapter!(no pressure though, LOL)
Cislla, Are you still ,like, on a high over that?, or are you just now starting a high ?
I read that story MOTU also. and 2 other stories on the Fan/Fic site. I hate thier website though….I spend more time at home reading Ero/Rom borrowed from the library, and I love it. I mean just like FF some is crappy or not my cup of tea and some is very very, well written and thrilling..and especially thrilling becuase never before have I considered reading this genre.
@AitchCS, it’s still pretty surreal. I just can’t believe it happened, you know.
Like I said, my initial reaction was that he was gorgeous but so shy and young looking, but who am I kidding, I got over that real quick. Back to perving and writing my Robporn
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Geeez! Having problems tonight, written this post three times, went to get addresses and the page disapears…nasty!
Ok, I guess it’s one post for each story, say what?
Seismic Hazards..new story by author of
“Things That go bump in the Night” another Bella and Edward one..this one a mystery in S.F. rated M
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5484195/5/
I should also add that I am caught up on all the above and the recent chapters in EP are outstanding writing! I loved the CPOV!
Can’t wait for Wallbanger, God, I really do miss Clive! And Edward in Master Of the Universe, is my type of guy, what that says about me I dunno…but hey, just love him!
I miss Clive too!! And I want some more nook time as well.
Lynda…OOH you are into some wicked men if you dig “Master of The Universe” Edward. Whew. He scares the bazookas out of me. LOL I’m into watching “The university of Edward Masen” soften and I’m really into HIM. I also dearly love the Edward (that’s a musician) in “The Lost Boys” and the Edward (also a musician) in “Show and Don’t Tell”. The musician in “The Screamers” is sexy. I sense a theme here…..debbo the musician loves all the Edward musicians. LOL
Well, who’d a thunk? LOL DUH. They are cool guys…
“nook time”….ah yes….that was sweet. I really like Wallbanger. He keeps growing on me more and more……he’d be SO FUN to hang out with, wouldn’t he? I hope Clive doesn’t take a whiz on him though…..Clive gets jealous. hehehehe
Lynda, however, I do LOVE THE STORY “Master of the universe”….I just dunno if I’d want to date that guy. OUCH. Maybe I’d paddle HIM. LOL
Debbo- I see a softer side of Master of the Universe Edward…honest I do. He’s a little confused right now I think he’s 50 ways..F*cked up, yeah…but I think he was made that way, didn’t get there all by himself. Those scars? Think they are cigarette butt scars..just a gutt feeling. Anyhow, he’s showing some pretty strong emotions he’s not really dealing with and breaking LOTS of his old rules..so….yeah, I really LOVE this guy. I could do him!
I like Screamers Edward too, but seriously? When RPattz showed up, that Edward would have been history..silly Bella! (I wouldn’t have even minded the Hot Pockets!)
Wallbanger is delicious, funny, warm and tolerates Clive, even if he pees on his stuff and attacks his lady Purina..that’s cool! (I’ve got 3 possessive Siamese, well the two boys are especially possessive and needy..so yeah, love Wallbanger)
Show and Don’t Tell Edward? Uncle E? I’d marry..in a New York minute!
The University Of Edward Masen? I dunno…him I’d have serious questions about, the jury is still out on this guy, so full of himself, and too much a manwhore at this point…tap…tap…tap….
SPOILER ALERT….DO NOT READ if you are reading “Master Of The Universe”.
Lynda,
I’m just dying for Edward in “Master of the Universe” to let her touch him. Then I know he’s gonna be alright. Yeah, that Edward must have been through hell. I find it amazing how Bella fell so in love with him when she was young because he was pretty whacked that day too, you know? She still saw his beauty though. I really love that Edward. I don’t know why. I just think he’s savable. His ice is melting. But it will take time. Abuse is a horrible thing.
Lots of REALLY DEEP STUFF in some of these fan fics.
I always loved psychological drama films. So I like some of these stories.
Just doesn’t make sense why we love one edward and not the next one. I think we relate to and are drawn to certain “Edwards” based on our own life experiences. Shit. Enough already.
all I know is this stuff can get pretty deep.
I doubt if I could ever read “Begonias”.
OOPS, I said that backwards….ugh. I meant to say I LOVE the Edward in “The University of Edward Masen”. I think *HE* is savable. I hope….
It’s the Edward in “Master of the Universe” that worries me…I LOVE the story, but I just couldn’t date THAT Edward. Too unpredictable. He’s a ticking time bomb. It makes for a fascinating story though, but that’s the “mind fucking” stuff that I couldn’t live with in a man in real life. Some people do dig that though. Never dull, that’s for sure.
Fuck, I’m confusing my Edwards. LOL
I can see why JAG has hers set up in a spreadsheet. This is getting whacked. LOL
There’s way more fucked up Edwards than there are Bellas in these stories….
*WARNING SPOILER ALERTS GALORE..SERIOUS DEBATE GOING ON..*
Debbo- there you see? I have the oposite feeling about those two Edwards, I don’t think “Master Of the Universe” is unpredicatable, he hasn’t really acted out of character yet in my eyes. He’s totally obsessive, now maybe that’s what I see in him, I’m totally obsessive myself, note that whenever he thinks Bella is going to back off he gets scared and loses another ‘rule’. In “University of Edward Masen” I see him as unpredictable and he doesn’t have a handle on it at all, you just never know when that guy is going to blow. Bella remembers that first kiss…but she’s too damn dumb to put “this guy was totally hammered” in her stupid memory. She’s going to university and never heard of a BLACKOUT!!? Nope, I think there are just as many screwed up Bellas in FanFiction. *cough* *Huff*…ok..sorry, that’s off my chest…hehehehe…
Lynda…hahahhahhaahahhahah.
Oh but we love both stories, so what the fuck? Right?
I just want to go fuck the Edward in “The Lost Boys” and piss on it. LOL
hahahhahahhaahhahahahhahaha
debbo high fives Lynda.
and with that I am going to sleep….
Lynda, you are so cool.
I know, I’m ass backwards, but when you stay up all night, your brain gets fried.
night.
love,
debbo
SPOILER ALERT…
PS….the NEXT update for “THE LOST BOYS” the writer said isn’t until freaking DECEMBER. ARGH….
So I’m going to go fuck that Edward in the shower and the hot tub again before more heavy shit happens. LOL
Just butting in your convo to say LOVE Wallbanger <3 The last chap was so great! More nook and nookie please, Alice! I hope in Tahoe they finally do the deed! But I loved Bella getting scared and then Edward is in bed with her. *sigh* I loved Bella watching The Exorcist through the holes in the afgan too! I can so picture that blanket over her head trying to watch that movie. haha
Also Lynda said:
"Show and Don’t Tell Edward? Uncle E? I’d marry..in a New York minute!"
GAH! Wouldn't we all?!?!?! He is the closest Edward to real Rob, IMO. I second what you said! He is Seducward one minute and sweet Uncle E the next! Oh lawd! *sigh* Rob. *Spunk is off in dreamy Rob la la land for a minute*
I have yet to start MotU(it’s at the top of my list) so I don’t know about that Edward, but I totally love uncle E, Wallbanger, AND Professor Masen. I know PM seems like an arrogant ass, but I have hope for him, I think once he remembers what happened in the past, his attitude will change.
Prof. Masen in UEM is exactly my cup of tea!!! He his my current fav. FF-Ed, followed by Wallbanger and Bad Ass Ed in Wide Awake. Tomorrow my customized “Property/Protege of Professor Masen” t-shirts will be arriving with the post! =))) I will wear them proudly at work which I think will be hilarious as I work at a university and no one will get it…
Pushing Breaking Trinity again, I really like this one..is shaping up to be a real pot boiler. New chapter (13) just released. At least one chapter released every week, so coming along well with no long delays..Yeah! Snarlward is VERY HOT, enough to make anyone growl! Lots of angst building, if you can deal with it, the HOT is worth it!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5379823/1/Breaking_Trinity
Breaking Trinity rocks my world!
That is all…
Yes, Yes, Snarlward and the white shimmery panties! Pant, Pant!
I can’t rightly recall how many Edwards I’ve read so far with a Panty fettish, seems to be a running theme in fanfiction, but totally understandable. Pretty darn common fettish so it fits in. So far he’s taken off with two pair..I’m going to keep count…
This one sounds good!
Random thought: Wonder if Rob has a panty fetish. Wonder if he’s tried to go all BB and rip ‘em yet? Just a thought. haha
Breaking Trinity is also on my list of future reads, and SpunkMe, about Rob’s panty fetish, I guess Kristen would be the only one who could answer that!LOL!
Oh hey SpunkMe, could you imagine if she did confirm his panty fetish, you could put it in one of your next chapters!
@SRL
Haha yes, come on KBitch post and spill the deets on Rob’s panty fetish or better yet, where is Robert today? He should give us the deets himself. haha
I would add it in the fic, you know. haha I try to incorporate a lot of real info into the fictional story. Rob POV is really fun to write. I don’t know if I could do Kristen. I will try down the line with some outtakes. You all will have to be the judge and jury on that. If I ever get through chpt 20 of YGMCTG. Then, my next E/B fic will not be BPOV, btw. But that is still far down the line for me in development. I won’t write it until YGMCTG and it’s outtakes are finished. I am not like some of the authors out there that can produce multiple storylines at once. I have to work on one at a time.
Well, you know if you have read my posts lately what is owning my add right now.
Buried Among the Begonias
by DurtyNelly
Rated M
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4968509/1/
Summary: Why has Alice kept her best friend, Bella, away from her twin brother? What will happen when she finally meets him? Will Alice’s warnings keep Bella way, or will she do something very stupid? AH, OOC, VERY SADISTIC DARK EDWARD. RATED: MA ONLY!
It is like Dr.Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde except that it’s Dr.Edward and Mr.Masen! Just be prepared if you read this. Masen is like Domward on crack! He is a Sadist! A demon! A mofo DEMON!
And remember the definition of a Sadist…
A Sadist is: 1.sexual gratification gained through causing pain or degradation to others. Compare masochism.
2. any enjoyment in being cruel.
3. extreme cruelty.
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But this one is severly addictive. I am hooked on the Masen pipe! GAH! Can. Not. Wait. For. The. Next. Chapter!!!
BAtB
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Oooohhh…that one sounds interesting. I’ll definitely be adding that one to the list.
BAtB freaks me out completely but I keep reading the damn thing….it’s like a trainwreck
I feel dirty/disturbed when I read it…I’m not sure if I should be worried more about myself for enjoying(?) reading it, or the fact that there is someone out there writing it….
what rpgirl27 said. Ditto.
But I can’t. not. read. it.
I don’t know how she came up with this or her other fic, but that is some mad twisted talent she has.
It was the first fic I ever read that when I finished reading the first several chapters, I was speechless. Me! Speechless! Can you fathom that??!! haha I was. I just sat there dumbfounded that DurtyNelly had created this and I was so drawn in. I was seriously scared of him sometimes haha. But I have to read it. I am compelled. It’s hard to explain why. DurtyNelly is an excellent storyteller/fic writer. I fangirled all over her today. haha.
I tried reading Buried among the Begonias. Not for me.
But I love Master of the Universe and the University of Edward Mansen.
SQUEE..The Office updated *tear* It is over except the Epilogue….
And the Elemental updated.
Great story, but not for the faint hearted, that’s for damn sure.
The latest sadistic scene made the hair stand up on the back of my neck, but I couldn’t stop reading. I had to know what was going to happen. In the end it wasn’t as sadistic as I was expecting, given Masen’s brutal, twisted personality.
Hey Spunk,
I may need someone to hold my hand if I read that story. LOL
You guys are hard core fan fic lovers….wow.
But it’s like with everything, some people LOVE horror/slasher movies and some of us are “pussies”. LOL I’m not into Disney however. LOL But a little blood goes a LONG WAY….argh.
When I was a kid, a friend of mine played the first “Halloween” movie for me late at night when she had a sleep over party….for weeks after that I couldn’t sit in the front seat of the car. LOL FUCKED ME UP.
However, I do love ghost stories and metaphysical “out” movies and WEIRD movies….like, I actually LOVED the movie: “COMMUNION” starring Christopher Walken (I LOVE HIM). Even “The exorcist” and stuff like that doesn’t scare me in a horrible way. But slasher movies freak me the fuck out.
spunkme,
Did you ever see a movie called: “STIGMATA”? I actually love that movie too.
Have it on DVD. I may watch it again tonight….
Off topic. sorry
Took your adice Spunk and started this one..Interesting so far…Edward talking to himself is wicked…and Masen….well even worse..
Spunk…I’ll have to check that one out, but I don’t know if I can handle it. Sadism really freaks me out, and I might not be able to handle a sadistic Edward!
Has anyone read “Northern Lights, Whiskey Lullabies”? It’s a weird read to me, cuz it’s RLRob with a woman named Teagan in Vancouver. I like it, but have a hard time having him with someone else other than Kris/Bella….check it out, if you want
Link to that fan fic? I love Rob porn fan fics.
Debbo..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4968509/1/
Lynda… I think she meant this one…
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5088510/1/Northern_Lights_and_Whiskey_Lullabies
OOps…sorry ok…thanks for the correction Nora!
debbo
Give it a try. If you don’t like it stop. He is like Domward, but he just likes to cause a little bit more pain than Domward does. Of course, we are just getting into The Training, so I have no idea what Tara has in mind for us this story. May get to see a Domward that is pushing Bella’s limits. IDK.
Masen won’t truely hurt Bella. He loves her in his own weird way. Masen protects her all the time, just like Edward does in most stories. Edward is more of a pussy than Masen in this story, so Masen has to do the protecting.
If you read it, you will see Masen has the potential to hurt Bella…really hurt her…but he never does. The most she comes away with when she is with Masen is a lot of ROUGH spankings. She isn’t bleeding, which Masen is capable of doing, but doesn’t.
Edward is sweet and loving and caring when he is at the surface. Bella is in love with both of them. It is not a slasher movie type story. I hate slasher movies. So no, I did not see Stigmata! No friggin’ way! uh-uh! Too scary! I do like spooky movies though like The Sixth Sense and The Others.
So, I’ll hold your hand. Read a chapter and come back here to discuss your thoughts. Or let us know if it was too much for you. I am drawn to Masen too for some odd reason. He’s SadistDomward and he’s very protective of her. Let me know.
@blackrose
I have to say, his game was not as scary with Bella as I had imagined and built up in my head. I was petrified he would do to her what he did to the pain dolls, but it wasn’t that bad. And I think he wanted her to win the game. He did everything he could to help her win. And in the end he said he had no intention of following through with what he said he would do if he won. All I can say now over and over is Masen, get downstairs NOW! This wait is killing me.
Let’s join Masen in the tub? Shall we?
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@Lynda
Let us know what you think as you get further in.
@Sus
I give you the same msg I gave debbo above. Just read that.
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Spunk- I’m at chapter 13 so far, MasenPOV..You can tell he cares for her with his ‘potential’ to do more. I do like Edward better, but I wish Bella wouldn’t always underestimate him is all. I think he’s not as big a Princess as Masen makes him out to be. I can see her attraction if that’s what’s she’s been used to most of her life, abuse is abuse, mental or physical, doesn’t matter they both leave heavy damage. So in that sense, the story sounds plausible. (don’t mind my spelling please..I’m the world’s worse!) The author keeps leaving hints though..I know it’s to soften the blow or explain things, but I find them forcing me to peek ahead..*blush*
@Lynda
The MPOV chapter 13 where you are at was the hardest one for me to stomach re:Masen. Although you see that he loves Bella enough not to use her as a pain doll, he does some sick crap to those girls. And yes, I agree, I think she is used to the pain in an emotional way and physical way too from Phil and Renee. The only part I seriously could not read comes in the beginning of Chapter 14, I could not read it. Had to skip over Bella’s dream and pick up when she woke up. And at least the author warns about it and says she understands if we want to skip over it. And based on the beginning of chapter 15…there is a convo between Edward and Masen that makes me not so sure about what you said about Edward not being such a Princess. You’ll see what I mean. And I am interested to see if my suspicions are correct about what happened re: Edward and his Mother to see if that is why Masen developed. She hasn’t fully addressed that yet. But I believe he was abused physically waaaaaay worse than Bella. Just a hunch.
Ok I’m totally interested in BAtB now, I may have to start that today!
My Yes, My No concluded this week. And I’m so sad to see it end. And I don’t if this fic has been rec yet but you ladies should be reading “The Hills of Twilight” It a collaboration between 4 authors one of them being the author of the Submissive/Dominant/Training. The summary read: Five houses, four couples, one stranger and a notebook full of dirty little secrets. It’s so good!
Agreed!
Link —> http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5383832/1/
Oh, the above link is for The Hills of Twilight, if that wasn’t clear…
And, Jenn? I’m curious about your username… my daughter’s birthday is 09/10…
“My Yes, My No” will have an epi, she promised!
I love “Univ. of Edward Masen” and “Elemental”, too…as, well as “Lost Boys.” All were updated today!….WOOT.
Good heavenly Rob, that picture you posted above, JAG, is definitely a pantie-burner! OMGAWD, could he get any cuter and HAWTER? GAHHHHH!!!
DUDE, my new avi FINALLY showed up!!!!
Kharismattik (sp?), who has been very ill and had a miscarriage, actually updated “Emancipation Proclamation” yesterday. I LURVE this FF, but was surprised she was able to do this. I was thinking it was going to be a long time until it was updated. I hope she will be OK…..
@jenn and @Nora
My Yes My No was great! Very thought provoking for me anyway. But I think Lola is getting ready now to write/post next book to LYLS and ALE. Squeeeeee! haha
@Sus
Her epi to My Yes My No was posted this week. Go read it! It’s great!
Tilt
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5483997/1/
MAN WANTED: 52 cards. 52 Positions. Can an internet advertisement really bring two people together? Even if it’s only based on sex? AU/AH/OOC Canon Couples.
This only has the prologue and 1st chapter written so far, but I think if you liked Alohabet Weekends then this might be for you.
Kiss Me Now, Kiss Me Never
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5401876/1/
A curse spanning generations. For one, unrequited love. For the other, all consuming hate. Together can they break it? OCC/AH Lemons
The Day The Earth Stood Still
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4922956/1/
The day Edward finds his mate, his world grinds to a halt and starts spinning the other way ’round. Vampires mate for life, you know, and it’s instantaneous, irrevocable, and involuntary. This is that story.
This story came highly rated from TPPSS. It’s a real trip though when you discover this story is written by a female priest given the lemons.
“this story is written by a female priest given the lemons”
For real? Like a female Priest is writing it? OMG. That’s very interesting.
Oh my gah! Okay that’s it. I’m leaving the hubs and kids so I can read Twi-smut 24/7.
Interesting… hmmmm. That’s been on my list, too… maybe I’ll give it a shot. I don’t read that many vamp fics for some reason. Weird, huh?
I’m between stories right now. Probably going to read the one Nora recommended to me in yesterday’s post. “The Blessing and The Curse”. NORA has great taste in fan fic and if you want to read well written ones, follow her lead. She’s got “the goods” baby and they are all kick ass.
I’m just like the rest of you now…waiting for updates to like 10 stories right now and loving every one of them. I know, shut up, but I’m going to say it one last time: My favorite fan fic right now is “THE UNIVERSITY OF EDWARD MASEN”. It just knocks my socks off and it’s so beautifully written. sigh….shutting up now. Back to reading….
Awwww, you’re making me blush, Debbo.
But, really, you haven’t liked EVERYTHING I’ve rec’d. Remember Tropic of Virgo? I still think you’re crazy for not liking that, but to each his own…
But, The Blessing & The Curse… I LOVE it! It’s one of the ones that completely owns me right now… where I drop everything to read the update.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5100876/1/ <—link for y'all that haven't read it
The last several chapters have been especially great. The writing is so good that I almost want to cry…
Ah well, I’m a moody gal, Nora. I could go back tomorrow and read “Tropic of Virgo” and fall head over heels for it again. I think sometimes I get hooked on one and then start comparing the next one to the last one and that’s NOT FAIR to each fan fic. I really am moody though and I hate it when I quit in the middle of a story because the whole earth’s axis can shift by the end and I missed out on the beautiful parts. You know? I’ll go back to it…. trust.
Nora,
PS…..I need to clarify also…..just because I wasn’t into a story at THAT time, doesn’t mean I didn’t like the “writing”. The writing was great in “Tropic Of Virgo” and was also great in “Wide Awake”….but like I said I’m moody and if I’m having a “dark day”, sometimes heavier stuff from certain chapters are too much for me as I get too emotional and I’m too sensitive. Not that anybody else isn’t, you all are, but it’s ME, not the story is what I’m saying.
I started off wanting really LIGHT, FUNNY and perverted fan fics. sigh. I wasn’t ready for the heavier ones when I started reading this stuff. But slowly but surely, I’m getting into the heavier ones now too… It’s just a WHOLE OTHER WORLD from any other kind of reading I’ve done. This is an amazing little “community”. For me reading fan fic is like picking out a movie, what kind of mood am I in today and so that affects my movie choice. Same with fan fics.
I DO think I will go back and read “Wide Awake” and “Tropic of Virgo” and finish them. I just had to wade in the water first. Now I’m more willing to start swimming with the sharks. LOL By the way, being a “dominant/submissive” virgin so to speak, you think that shit doesn’t freak people out when they first read this stuff? LOL But it IS hot. Just quite a head trip this stuff is…..
Thanks for your patience.
PS…I think it’s funny that I can be a singer/pianist and sing in front of 100′s of people and yet a heavy angst filled story can freak me the fuck out emotionally speaking. That’s kind of backwards from Rob, huh? LOL
I guess when it comes to heavy heavy angst fan fics, *I’M* the pussy and Rob has balls of steel. “LOL” LITERALLY! HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
Debbo… first of all, I wasn’t offended that you didn’t like ToV. Like I said, to each his own. There’s no way that I could rec stuff that EVERYONE would like ALL of the time… capice?
And, I get you about the moody thing. Sometimes I just positively can’t read the ‘sweet’ fics like “Show and Don’t Tell”. I’ll have to wait on the updates until I’m in a better place because, well… sometimes it just hurts too much that I don’t have anything like that in my life. So, for me, a lot of times I prefer a Prickward to anything else. If that makes sense…
@ Debbo- if you’re a ToV fan you need to read Delta of Mercury and Aside With A Wolf, they’re both companion stories. DoM (ha! Like that abbreviation) is a bit more of Emmett and Rosalie’s story and AWAW is Jasper and Alice. Easiest way to find them is through the author’s page…
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1831877/In_a_blue_bathrobe
MUST READ for ToV fans!!
Nora,
Deep. Well, you’ve been through a lot. Ten years ago I would say the same thing, but I’ve accepted MY reality. But the mind fucking stuff bothers ME and the really painful angst stuff where it seems there’s little hope. whew. Utter pointless violence I can’t handle either. Fear is defined differently by us all.
I agree, Nora brings it w/the FF recs. I just read the summary for The Blessing & The Curse and that looks awesome! I wish I could go on vacation all by myself w/a laptop and just read fanfic. *sigh*
@debbo
Ok, now I worry about you reading BAtB. Maybe it isn’t for you. It’s very dark for me, but I am compelled to read it for some reason.
@ Nora
“Sometimes I just positively can’t read the ’sweet’ fics like “Show and Don’t Tell”.”
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/ztskr7.gif
Have you not met the other side of Uncle E in that fic? Here let me introduce you to Seducward…
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/MovingHQ.gif
Gah! Love him! haha
SaDT has so much UST at first. Stupid Tanya! That chick is always in Bella’s way in fics! Ugh! I love that fic!
Oh well like you said they all are not for everybody. One person’s favorite Robwards are different from another’s.
@ Annie… TB&TC is SO awesome! I was rec’ing it here every week for a little while (along with The Lost Boys and Hydraulic Level 5… it was my trifecta at the time), but I started feeling like a broken record. You should definitely give it a shot.
@ SpunkMe… Oh, don’t get me wrong… I love Show and Don’t Tell. I just meant that, sometimes, I have to put off reading the updates on that and a few other stories if I know I can’t deal. I’m not emo all the time, but I do have my moments.
New chapter of “Tattward ” is up!!! And it’s heavy duty!!! Go read!
oddly enough, I just started MotU earlier tonight. I don’t usually get into the D/s fics cuz I know someone who….errr…engages in that lifestyle and she’s also one of those lovely people who feel the urge to tell you EVERYTHING you’re not sure you really want to know *shivers*
In this case, fiction is def better than reality…
TALAY- another excellent fic as well…I LOVE the hist fics….
Now lets see, what pwned me this wk
*consults list*
this Edward is a bad, bad boy…he and Jasper have criminal tendencies and the first time Bella sees him its in the hallway of the police station…
oh felonious Edward smexxy smexxy
Burn and Shine » by pulsepoint
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5346783/1/Burn_and_Shine
here’s another hist fic:
Duty and Desire » by Aspenleaf
Edward Masen was brought up in a world where responsibility to your family and class was everything. Tired of the endless pursuits of women he becomes more and more jaded. That is until; he meets his match…..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5111035/1/Duty_and_Desire
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/robert-pattinson-twilight-is-so-big.htm
Rob admits to reading fanfic again LOL
even Pattinporn *snickers*
maybe he’s looking for pointers?
Ha! he’s probably checking in to see what our rec’s are for the wk….
oh here’s another one I found this wk, but it just started…
It’s an AH w/ supernatural elements. If you like Elemental, you’ll probably like this one.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5428177/1/Frozen_Spring
Frozen Spring » by MeadowC
Bella moves to Forks to work on her photography and find some peace of mind after breaking up with her college boyfriend. She soon notices that strange things seem to happen around her house and finds that idyllic Forks hides a supernatural secret.
I’ll have to check those out. Seems like we have similar tastes in fics…
Also want to rec this one too. It is also from the creator of Masen and BAtB. It is so great too! But it is her newer fic and she has only posted 3 chapters so far. She is taking a small break to work more on Masen in BAtB. But, she is probably going to pick up again this month on it. So, check it out too!
I Love You Like Sid and Nancy
by DurtyNelly
Rated M
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5146400/1/I_Love_You_Like_Sid_and_Nancy
Summary: Bella met Edward in the Washington State Mental Institution. Bella was in for drug abuse and bipolar induced mania. Edward was in for a psychotic snap that left his entire household dead, their blood painted on the celling. AH, VERY OOC, DARK FIC, RATED: MA ONLY!
In this one, Edward is a Psychopath.
A Psychopath is: A person with an antisocial personality disorder, manifested in aggressive, perverted, criminal, or amoral behavior without empathy or remorse.
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/ed-and-bella-manip-twilight-seri-1.jpg
*adds to favourites*
Man, she really likes the dark shit, doesn’t she?
Dang spunk you’re freaking me out w/these dark & scary recs! LOL
@blackrose
Uhh yeah…this seems to be her forte! She writes really dark, but she does it so well!
@Annie
I know, right? *said in Jessica from Twilight voice* haha I don’t know why I want to read these two, but I do! And the writing is fantastic!
I’ll try this SpunkMe, but I think I may stop. if it is like sadistward then Psycopathward is not for me. I like Domward. Exciting but gentle and I cannot even believe I like Domward. If UEM, there is a reference to Bella being hurt by someone, hmm…
Me…I want to pimp SpunkMe’s YGMCTG (again…coz I love Spunk)
http://spunkme.livejournal.com/
It is fuckhawt and I want more!!!
It is really, really, really well written!!!! Read it people…it’s awesome!!! We’re at 10 Chapters so far…when’s the next one Spunk??? (No pressure or anything…)
And don’t forget to write a review for Spunk. Let her know what you liked!!!
<3 you Spunk!
unleishd, I think you should be SpunkMe’s manager.
You promote her so well.
Yep, Leish….YGMCTG’s last chapter was awesome….come on, Spunk, give us some love!!! (and especially a new chappie!)…you rock!
@Unleishd
Miss you! Wish you were here more often. Hope you are ok.
Thanks! You are a doll to rec YGMCTG every week for me! <3
@Sus
Thanks! Happy you loved it! I enjoyed giving Rob the best birthday EVA! I love all of you who give it a chance and read it! Thanks to all of you who leave me reviews. As for next chap, I have it outlined, just have to find a time to write. R/l is still kicking my add right now. So, when I can, you know I will write it.
i agree. YGMCTG rocks!!! spunk, you write the juiciest lemons in the fanfic universe. =)
Love that first pic, yum!
I’ve been reading MotU, too, but am only a few chapters in. Of course My Yes, My No and The Office owned my add this week, and based on a rec on the latest Twigasm podcast, featuring the lovely JAG, I read The Art of Worship by Green Puma.
Carlisle gives Edward lessons in how to love a woman:
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7688
This is the blurb:
“Son, you are here to receive a precious gift. It is one that my father bestowed upon me, and his father bestowed upon him—one I will pass on to you now and expect that you give to your own sons when it is time.
“You are a Cullen, and were therefore born with certain natural—endowments—that predispose you to success with women. But, there is a beauty in sex which, if you could only grow to appreciate it—an art which, if you could only commit to learning it—will bring you and the women in your life such divine fulfillment as most mortals never know. It is the art of worship, Edward, and it has very little to do with sex.”
It’s only 3 chapters long so far, and she doesn’t have a lot of reviews yet, but it’s great. Not sure if it’s on FF – I’ve only seen it on Twilighted.
Am also listening to the Boycotts and Barflies iFic podcast on my iPod, which I’m enjoying even though the voices are a little odd – the male one especially.
The Art of Worship on FF:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5356797/1/
I’ve been reading it, too… like it lots. It’s going to be more of a novella than a novel… short but sweet.
I knew you would know, Nora! Thanks!
Nora, how many are you reading at one time now? Lord have mercy girl…your eyes must be crossed when you go to sleep from reading online….
Yeah, well… I have no life.
I almost forgot. This week, I read the other fic that GreenPuma wrote, too. It’s a good one, too… cute and sweet (well, so far)…
Facebook Friends
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5334078/1/
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward’s friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Lots of music in this one. There hasn’t been one thing mentioned that I didn’t know… I can’t decide if that’s good or bad.
Ooh The Art of Worship sounds gooood.
Gah! That blurb got me! That one sounds really good too! And maybe Facebook Friends would be good too. So many fics, so little time! Waaa!
The Art of Worship IS really good, Annie. Carlisle is a hot bitch!
This one is completely pwning me at the moment:
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4917570/1/The_Port_Angeles_Players
Blurb:
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”. Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Is it curtains-up on love? AU/AH Canon pairing
This is just HILARIOUS. Priceless. Can’t even tell you how funny, but you’ll die. Bella first sees Edward (who’s a FuckhawtDoctor – squee!) and this is her reaction: “Holy Mother of Christ. Look. At. Him. No, really. Just – Jesus Christ. Jeeeeesus Christ. Jesus.”
Holy hot and just the best damn writing ever.
Seriously, if you like Wallbanger you’re gonna love this one.
*adds to favourites*
I love “Much Ado About Nothing”, having studied the crap out of it in high school, so I know I’m going to enjoy reading this.
Umm…. Blood & Lust updated on ff this week. *ducks head in shame for plugging self again*
No ducking or shame allowed! I don’t see anyone here throwing tomatoes at you, that’s for sure…
foof, darlin’…..been waiting for an update, and so happy to see it! Go ahead, any time, and “plug” yourself…you should!!!!
@foof
haha You are so silly! Yay for your updates! Don’t feel bad! We want to know!
Ok, I found one this week that I really like… but I’m not really sure if anybody else will! So, I’m nervous to rec this one! I think it’s one of those stories that you either love or you hate.
It’s told completely in EPOV… which is always a plus in my world. But, he’s a bit… different. Think, mid-thirties professor-type with a paunch, a bad haircut, glasses and digestive issues. Oh, and a pantyhose fetish. Just a lonely, pervy guy. Jasper is pretty funny in this one, too…
Times New Roman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5383277/1/
University professor Edward Cullen is anything but cool: he’d rather read the dictionary than anything, he hasn’t had a girlfriend in years—and, he’s a pervert. Can new doctoral student Bella Swan bring him out of his slump? AH, AU, OOC.
hehehehehhehehhehehehheeh I can’t quite picture ROB (as Edward) in the way that story has him. HEHEHHEHEHHEH That really made me laugh…and the “pantyhose fetish”….oh that was the cherry on top. So many crazy Edwards, so little time….hehehehhehe.
Nora,
I saw that one rec’d on TLYDF and read it too….
def different, quite funny actually
I’m interested to see where the author takes it
the pantyhose fetish ROFL…
The pantyhose cracks me up. The fact that he buys them in bulk for masturbatory purposes is just the kicker.
If I remember correctly, I found it via a rec on My Life to Be, the new story being written by sleepyvalentina (the author of Art After 5):
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5439470/1/My_Life_to_Be
… which I’m liking so far. But I can’t decide yet if I like it as much as Art After 5. We’ll see…
Nora, That story does sound funny though….or ODD. I like ODD. I’m gonna read it. “Times New Roman” I mean….wonder which way I’ll flip…liking it or not….
Nora, I just read the FIRST chapter of “Times New Roman”. It’s obnoxiously funny and in my sick, perverted moments of need for humor, I do believe I’m going to like this one. It’s not “University of Edward Masen” by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s FUNNY as SHIT in a low brow way. A book on doo wop and into Fats Waller. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Masturbating in the car after the peep show. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA Damned obnoxiously funny.’
Problem is, I just CANNOT picture Rob in the role of THIS Edward. NO WAY. LOL
I’d most likely picture someone like one of the workinjg stiff guys on the american version of “The Office”. But it’s funny. I think it’s funnier cause I’m slapstick tired right now…..but still reading fan fic at this hour.
Have a few beers and read it also, might be even a better way to read it. I do love sick and dark humor. LOL Thanks Nora.
Nora, “Times new Roman”…i was reading the “COMMENTS” and I had to laugh, because people kept saying it was “depressing”. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAH I’m like, WHAT DON’T THEY GET? It’s just sick humor. LOL I read it like it IS an episode of “The Office” in that kind of ass backwards, they don’t have a clue” kind of way. It’s FUNNY AS SHIT. Especially the pantyhose fetish. I’m laughing my ass off. Get some beers and read this one ladies…it’s funny if you like obnoxious humor. There are those moods you know….
Thanks Nora. Damned funny.
@Nora
“with a paunch, a bad haircut, glasses and digestive issues. Oh, and a pantyhose fetish.”
“The pantyhose cracks me up. The fact that he buys them in bulk for masturbatory purposes is just the kicker. ”
OMG!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
Trying to picture Rob like that. Uhhh… sounds funny though.
It IS funny… just not in the same way that, say, Wallbanger or The Screamers is. It’s pretty dry. I find it highly amusing, but I like dark humor.
Oh, and I don’t have a problem with picturing Rob in it because I rarely picture Rob in fics anyway. Well, not exactly as he is. It’s a weird thing, how my brain works…
Thank you SO MUCH, Nora, for this rec!
I’ve only read the first chapter so far, but I LOVE it! Like I told the writer in my review, it’s really not that hard for me to picture Edward like this. In the books, he was a very well-read, shy, quiet, introverted guy. If he had been human & not met Bella in hs, he could have totally ended up this way. He just needs to lay off the cheeseburgers & hair gel and perhaps he’ll start getting a little more “Edwardy”.
Plus, I think the writing here is amazing!
Exactly, foof… exactly! Glad you like it…
OMFG JAG! What an AWESOME photo of Rob (that first one!)…. You died me. **** thud ****
I am SO enjoying CWIA, great fanfic! Love Tattward! Also reading Edward Wallbanger (love it!!!), One Week (pretty good), The Training (Domward!), and a few more… I am hooked. Crazy old me! Perv Cougar all the way… lol
I’ll be back in a few hours, but I just had to say that Rob looks pretty in leather, really fucking pretty!
Happy Sinful Sunday, PattinAngels!
~Christina
Love your new picture girl….
Don’t he though?
I like your new picture, too…
New pic… very pretty.
Hmmm, it’s up, I still see my old one, wth? Anyways, thanks ladies. I thought it was time to change it up again. I need diversity and change often, it’s another Aquarius thing, monotony drives me batty. *shoulder shrug*
So, I really haven’t read much b/c I’m still trying to unpack & the new house has been giving us little fits here lately. Oh well, guess it’s time to learn about the strings that come with not having a landlord to fix all your problems. (teehee, but Mom still fixed it b/c it was her house & we just moved in, I love her) However, I did start reading the screamers and I love Bella’s snarky attitude & the fact that Rob is in it is total win!
UnLeishd, not sure if you’ve checked in today, but I made my outline last night. So far it looks like there will be 25 chapters including an Epi, but you know how my wordiness can be, thanks for your encouragement my Sultana.
SpunkMe, my wifey of the black dress variety, it is my solemn vow to get to YGMCTG soon. Who knows, you might pop my Robfic cherry and there may be no turning back for me. Frankly, I’m a little scared. =s
Christina
My wifey poo! Come here and let me spank your add! haha I love your new pic! Trying to entice Robert to come out of hiding and post to his fit PattinAngel? Yep! That’s a good plan!
)))))))Oh Robert? Come see Christina’s hot new little avi pic and leave us some love(((((((((
Are you writing a new fic?! Yippeee!
I figured you hadn’t read YGMCTG yet. *sigh* That’s ok. I won’t divorce you over it. haha.
But why, may I ask, are you scared?!
That you will get the heebie geebies b/c it is real Rob (not Robward who is actually Rob under the name of Edward)?
That you will actually like Rob with Kristen?
That you will get grossed out about Rob with Kristen?
That it’s written by me? haha
What?! What are you scared of?!
Now I am curious. haha
<3
LOL, woman, I adore you. Entice him out of hiding??? Maybe I should change my pic, & take my face off all together, that might be what’s scaring him away.
Well, first off I didn’t mean I was scared of reading your fic, I meant I was scared that I would get hooked on Robdicktion… I mean fiction. I already have enough addictions, I doubt I can handle another. But my aversion to RPF’s is because I’m a weirdo. Not that I see it as invasive or anything, and I truly mean no harm from my comments because I truly adore you, but it just seems a little weird to give characterization and to project thoughts on to a person that we don’t really know. I don’t know, this probably isn’t even making any sense. But like I said, I can’t knock it until I’ve tried it and even when I’m at my worst, I’m logical and try things before I form an opinion on them. I will admit that I’m a tiny bit sqwigged about the Kristen/Rob thing. Again, not that I have a preference who Rob is with, and not that she’s not good enough. I hope Rob is getting pounded by someone and hard, whether it be Kristen or some other anonymous chick. I just don’t personally seem them together, but I guess concrete images are only in the eye of the beholder. We each see what we want, and passionately stand behind it. (BTW, the way everyone was at each other the other day about the whole Robsten/Nonsten issue was absurd. Who are we to place any judgement people? We don’t know them or their lives. Don’t hate, always appreciate and move the fuck on. <— Not to bring up sour subjects, but I was too disturbed to say anything the other day. I'm Team GetRobLaid) Wow, this probably makes me sound super bitchy & I hope that's not how it comes across, because I'm being very sincere and open-minded. Like I said though, I will give it a try b/c I love ya madly and your comments here, not to mention how many people rave about it. I know your talented and even though I'm a tad bit skittish on the subject, I really am excited to start it. I should be able to start it sometime this week.
As for me, no, it's not a new one. I just decided to continue what I had originally intended to be a short story. I don't even really put it out there because mine is completely out of the norm, it's a Bella/Emmett fic. It started out as just a way for me to explore Emmett's character, but I guess him & Bella had different plans and now it's grown exponentially in my head. I was just letting Leisha know b/c she's been pushing for more since the beginning, and now I'm happy to oblige her. I guess I could have DMed her, but I was already here.
Well, this is entirely too fucking long. I must go finish cleaning. And I'm really not trying to start trouble so take all my statements made today with a grain of salt & my usual lighthearted-ness that I usually use. SpunkMe, you know I <3 u hard and would never say anything to make you upset & I hope I didn't. You asked and I was just answering. *doubts this whole post & wonders if I ever should have said anything, oh well*
~Christina
P.S. I still don't see my avi, dammit!!! *grrr face*
@ Christina… Team GetRobLaid… LOL! I like that team! *wink*
And, for what it’s worth, I was feeling skeevy about YGMCTG, too. But, I read the first chapter and really liked it. I fully intend to keep going… but, I keep getting sidetracked. I forget the things that aren’t on my FF favorites page when I check every day…
Christina
What?! Yes, you would entice him! You already did once! You are our best bait! haha Don’t hate me for saying this, because you know I mean it as a very, very high compliment. But I think you resemble Kristen. I think she is soooooo beautiful! And therefore, I think YOU are too! And my guess is Robert saw that too…that you are very beautiful! I hope that doesn’t offend you. I have thought that for a very long time, but I have been afraid to tell you b/c I know you are not a big fan of hers. But there I said it. I hope you don’t think I just called you a swamp thing or something b/c of how you might think of her. I just think she is soooo pretty and I think you are too! So, please take that as a compliment coming from me because that is how I mean it. So, yes, strike a pose girl and get Robert back here STAT! <3
Let me say first that I am not offended by anything you said…at all. haha You are so funny! No, not offended. You have a right to think those things. I hate getting into Robsten vs. Nonsten discussions. I have been involved in enough of that to fill a lifetime and I don't enjoy it. I usually try to stay out of it when it starts here just b/c of my past experiences. Usually, WTM or MMAB or one of the other ladies defends Kristen here. So, I just let them and keep my thoughts to myself. I cringed not to defend her this time though since I felt like Kristen and or Rob could be lurking and reading it after they said how much time they spend online looking. So, I decided to say something this time. Kristen is a good person. She is just a girl like you or me or your kid (if you are old enough to have one her age). Seriously, nobody deserves to be hated on especially someone Rob is with all the time. Doesn't mean you have to like her, her acting, her movies or even that she is with Rob, just keep it to yourself if you hate her in case they are reading here. I just can't stomach it if Rob or Kristen read such hate here. Ok, that's all I have to say about that.
Now as for your fan fic about Emmett and Bella. You know my only thing is trying to get over thinking of them as siblings. I've been conditioned for that from the beginning. I have to say I am surprised you are not writing Rob fic or Edward/Bella fic. You would be so great at that genre for the PattinAngels! So, for your Emmett fic, I do want to finish reading it. Now Edward is in it as Bella's husband, right? But she is hot for Emmett, his brother, right? Let me have the link if it's still posted or when you post it. I do want to read it. I know the perv factor must be through the roof in it since you write it! haha 8)
As for YGMCTG, I figured after what I read last night that Rob said, that he is cool with fic about him.
Rob’s third nod to and quote about reading the TwiPorn fan fiction…
“The fan fiction is amazing! I’ve been sent whole novels featuring me as myself, in the Twilight world, with Edward in it as well.” ~Rob
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film
He called it amazing, so he must approve for us to write about him in fan fic. I think I remember someone asking him directly about it at Comic Con and he also confirmed then that he was fine with it. He is probably flattered. For someone who seems to down himself at every turn and Goole himself and his competition all the time, he probably is happy to be in fan fic stories. They are all fiction, of course since we don't know him personally. And as long as they don't make him into a big rapist, murdering pig, I think he understands it is all in fun and lust. haha
And like Unleishd and AtR say (who are not Robstens, they are Whateverstens just get that man some action haha) just put Christina where it says Kristen or Bella or whoever makes it easy for you to try it…if you want to that is. I don't ever want someone to feel like they have to read it or I wilbe mad at them. If you never read it, I won't be mad or hold it against you. We'll still be RAoRWives. haha
And I am passionately behind Robsten just b/c I do believe he loves her and that they are together. But if I see or read about or hear him say he is interested in someone else…ANYONE else…I am on that train…b/c I am ultimately on TeamWhoeverMakesRobHappyAndLaysHimGoodAndPlenty. And until I hear him talking about some other lucky lady or see him spending all his time with someone else, I will stick with the one he seems to be with…which is Kristen for now, IMO. I have said this since my days at LTR and I still believe it and stand by it.
Ok well I have probably rivaled your long msg to me. haha I <3 you hard, Christina! Hope this time I didn't offend you either.
No, it’s not that I ever disliked Kristen. I think when they doll her up like in Vanity Fair or in most situations she looks lovely, and I do take it as a compliment. Just like Rob, or any person on the planet (even me when I wear my PJ’s in public), people are going to be like “WTF were they thinking?!” Kristen surprised me in these past few interviews though. It was like she said in the actual interview, that she was afraid of coming off as “not interested & not passionate about the Saga b/c instead of just saying ‘I love what I do’ I tried to give an analytical answer about it.” Last year, it did translate that way to me, that she could have cared less. But with the new interview and how she expressed herself, I have to say she’s growing on me. I’ve always thought she was intelligent, but it was just nice for her to not over-think it and just say, “I love the cast, I love the fans, and I love being a part of this craziness.” So, yes, thanks for the compliment, I appreciate it and I was in no way insulted.
As far as the Robsten issue, I didn’t mean it to sound like I was calling you out on your inquiry about it. I meant in general, it was upsetting. I applaud your for taking up for her b/c even though you know my stance on their relationship, I thought the things that were being said were truly harsh and should never had been said. I just wish everyone would agree to disagree and disburse on the topic, ya know? This is suppose to be a place of love, sharing, and pervin’ out & that day it wasn’t, & it kind of killed my mood.
Well, my dearest, it seems we have started a loving debate & I shall surrender. IF Rob is cool with peeps writing fiction about him, then cool fucking beans. And it was never the Kristen factor that kept me away from you, it was just the Real Person Fic in general. I guess the “real person” thing always struck me sort of odd. But like I said, your point was valid and if Rob says it’s alright, then by I all means people carry on (not that I was saying people shouldn’t write it without his validation, to each their own). So, it really never had anything to do with you, or Kristen, or really even Rob, I’d feel weird reading about a real person no matter who is was, which in fact is weird b/c I state here & there daily all the things that I want to do to him, him to do to me, which makes me look sort of hypocritical and I hate that. Like I said though, I’m excited to read it & maybe I’ll feel like punching myself for not reading it sooner.
Okay, my fic, yeah, tons of people seem to have an issue with the sibling thing. I went into writing it knowing that not many would be able to read it because of that exact reason, and decided to dive into it anyways. I always adored Em’s character & I thought I’d be shitty at writing Rose & then “football sex” popped in my mind & then well, “What’s Lust Got to do With It?” was born. Thus far, my readers seem to have more of a problem with the cheating aspect than the Em/B coupling. I also understand that, I feel guilty just writing it. Here it is in a nutshell- Edward & Bella have dated 4 years, met in college. Rose & Em have been together for 5 yrs & met in college as well. Rose & Edward grew up as neighbors & then now they are a gang, a mixture of bf’s & gf’s & all are best friends. Em & Bella have always had this secret infatuation with one another, but never explored it b/c they “thought” they were in love with their SO’s. Well, Rose & E work together & have to go out of town & the lust gets the best of Em & B. That’s were we are now & I can’t say anything further except instead of the one time bang, there might be more to them than I originally intended.
You have the right to believe what you want and support it. It seems everyone stands passionately behind what they think & as long as they can support that with logical reasonings and keep the hate away, I don’t even have a problem with people voicing it. If you don’t think they are together, fine, but don’t hate on those that do and vice versa. Just play nice is all I’m saying.
Okay, tag, your it & I adore you more than you do me, lol.
~C
Christina, you MUST read Spunk’s YGMCTG, it’s awesome! You gotta break your Rob fanfic cherry somewhere, might as well start with a great one.
For me the Rob fics are the most intriguing for some reason, so I’ve never been squeamish about them.
Once you get over feeling weird about reading about Rob in a story, you’ll pretty much not be able to stop.
And just ’cause I’m a shameless pimp, may I suggest my story “Open to Interpretation” for your second Rob fanfic.
http://elvis4scilla.livejournal.com/
Spunk and I are both on LiveJournal so you can just go back and forth from one story to the other. See how easy that is
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First I have to lmao at Scilla! You crack me up!! “And just ’cause I’m a shameless pimp, may I suggest my story “Open to Interpretation” for your second Rob fanfic.” You are doing such a great job pimping Open to Interpretation! Woot! It is a great story! I totally love it! I highly second your rec to everyone! Scilla has done a fantastic job in writing her story about Rob and Marisa. And TomStu makes an appearance, peeps! He looks like he could be Rob’s younger brother in r/l, don’t you think? They have similar features. I guess Bobby looks kinda like him to. Somebody should write a fic where the three of them are brothers! Gah! That would be hawt! And thanks to you for rec’ing YGMCTG too! <3 Oh and yeah, it's like a 2 for 1 deal at LJ! haha Now that is a bargain not even Rob could pass up! It's like shopping at the thrift store for Rob fics! haha
Nora
Thanks to you for saying that you had the heebie geebies before beginning to read it. And now you think you really liked it. I think like I said, it's just a story like any other out there. So, thanks for giving it a chance.
Christina
I am happy you took my compliment as a compliment.
I like Kristen because she is so confident in herself that she doesn't feel the need to have to please other people with what she wears, etc….just like our hobolicious Rob…she is hobolicious Kristen haha. I wish we were all that confident…at least I do. I guess a lot of people think that comes off as snotty or rude, but she is actually shy like Rob and just more confident in herself than he is. Everyone looks good when they are all dolled up especially for photoshoots. You look your best for those. That's normal. She just doesn't think she needs to do that everyday. Man, that would suck to be a celeb and have to work so hard on what you look like and wonder what people will say if you go out looking not to other's satisfaction. That's why she seems more down to earth to me like she is… one of the people…like someone I would know and hang out with in real life if I knew her and she wasn't famous. haha I think Kristen is just as intellectual as Rob. We like all those same qualities about Rob. Even Kellan commented about that in an interview…how Kristen and Rob kept to themselves because they were such intellectual type people. I will say I am happy you liked what she had to say in an interview recently. I worry about her being so concerned about looking up herself online. She has basically read all the crap people have said about her haircut for her movie role. I feel bad that people can be so cruel. I know that if people were calling me a mullet head or something like that for something I did for work, my job, to make it the best quality I could, that would seriously hurt. I commend her for keeping such a stong, brave face on in the whirlwind of so much hate for her. And who's to say she doesn't cry about it behind closed doors? Everyone has their limits no matter how strong they seem to portray themselves most of the time.
I know you didn't mean me personally on the Robsten thing. I agree that I wish things had never been said about her to start that. Love is always better than hate. There is way too much hate in this world to add to it. And RAoR is a loving place. I love it here! And I love the forum too b/c it is all love for Rob and Kristen too.
And yeah, I think real person fic is still fiction. The real person is just a character in the story creation by the author. And it isn't much different than what is being talked about on all the blogs and forums out there about him. I think as long as it is not intentionally harmful or bashing in some way, and also now that we know Rob seems to have enjoyed reading fic about himself, it's all good.
Ok yes, that is what I remember so far about your fic. Thanks for the refresher. I rec'd it to one of the girls at forum that loves Emmett and she was ecstatic about reading it, so it does have an Emmett/Bella audience waiting I would think. They have a problem with the cheating? Really? See that doesn't even cross my mind as an issue. haha. Is that bad of me? haha I think the author of Brotherly Devotion has said she has the same complaints. Hers is kind of reverse of yours, Emmett is married to Bella. And Bella has an affair with Edward, Emmett's brother. But, like I said it was more the sibling thing for me. But, I am open to it and I want to read it. I may be like 'holy crap I love me some Emmett' by the end! haha So, yes, yes, yes, bring it on, wifey!
<3 you,
Spunk
Yeah I’m trying not to do too many FFs at once cuz my brain would fry.
I’m keeping up with U. of Edward Mason. IT IS INCREDIBLE andihatewaitingforittoupdate GAH.
UEM is sooooooooo well written, it just blows my mind. The writing is beautiful and poetic and just…GOOD…and the way the UEM characters and storyline tie in with their Twilight counterparts just fascinates me. Especially with the latest chapter, the whole “No one would believe you — I wasn’t going to tell anyone — Can’t you just thank me” bit, seemless!! Me = Owned.
I started A Life Extraordinary the other day and it is quite lemony fresh so that’s my sure-fire lemon fix of late.
Bored. With Prickward on my mind.
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q12/emmytica/rp9.jpg
ditto
Me three. UoEM and SebastienRobichaud both own me…
OMG…love that pic! Yep, lurving UofM here! It’s starting to get a little steamy, huh? When they finally get together, it’s gonna be hawt lemons, for sure!
Hey my avi’s Professor Masen! LOL!
LOL I agree, the story is a wonderful tease. And now Prickward is trying to not be such a Prickward I’m really starting to like him. Fireworks will fly when the lemons arrive…hahaha
Gooood morning!:)
OMG, I’ve been so busy all the week that I had no time to enjoy Robvember!! Love all the new pics…*siiiiigh*
Thank you for the new recs! Master of Universe will be my next FF I think…Sounds really interesting…:-D
Haven’t read any FF all the week…only New Moon cuz I want to finish it before the movie.
But today I definitely need some FF…yaaay!!
Happy Sunday!
If Rob sat like that on my furniture (WoW Speechless)…chances are? I would NEVER pay for cable again..
Just sayin’
Morning PattinAngelz!
JAG: I lurv ya for all the FF recomends! I’m reading my add off and I guess my English is improving by the day. Like @HeidiForReal said on twitter a few days back: I’m ‘disliking’ my native language more and more
I finally finished EP and I totally love it! It beautiful written and the CPOV was great.
And…. *ahem* I started The Office! YAY! It’s great! I’m in advertising / design, so I can relate REALLY well! *coughcoughwishmybosswasBBcougcough*
After this I finally wanna read YGMCTG by SpunkMe and I wanna check Wide Awake: not sure if I read it or not.
I’m of to read and tweet and work:
<3 ya have a happy Robbin smutty sunday
Totally agree with you! Can’t remember when I read something in my native language the last time…:-) I think most of the FFs would sound horrible in my language!!
About Wide Awake: it’s a MUST-READ! It’s still one of my favourites!!
You have GOT to read Wide Awake. Its the best. That and EP. And The Office.
@Gali It’s just like when they synchronize other voices to movies: makes me wanna gag. lol
@HeidiForReal:
EP: checked (bring me some PrinceMafiaWard!)
The Office: readin as we ‘speak’ – hot lemons!
Wide Awake: on my list!
defenitly making a deskRob for the Office….
that’s what you get when you start reading a new fanfic…
a deskRobsten…
(like I don’t have time to do it since I;m working on sunday for cryin out loud, but I’m an addict so sue me)
http://twitpic.com/or1ym/full
*runs off to work again -groan-*
<3
@Dreamy
Ooooooo Pretty! Love your new deskRobsten creation!
SpunkMe <3
I swear, after the Office I'm reading your story: I'm soo looking forward to it!
I read Just this Once, but it got pulled down by the writer before I had a chance to finish it, which is sad, because I totally loved it.
I;m sure I'm gonna make a deskRob to your story.
@Dreamy
Really? You would make a deskRob after my story? *Spunk clapping and giggling* Yay!!!!! Can’t wait!!!! I love your creations! And I would be honored for you to make one after you read it! Thanks! <3
I’m laughing at myself because I actually read most of the first chapter of Twice as Long as Yesterday last week… and then got distracted by shiny things. As usual. I swear, I have the attention span of a gnat.
So, now I feel the need to go back to it. Thanks for reminding me, JAG…
I’m the same way lol. I have so many on my list and then all these ladies tell me of more recs that I’m swimming in fics lol.
Btw, on your comment on my username, you said it your daughter birthday. Well it seems we share birthday. Virgos unite!! lol
Cool!
Seems like I am reading about the same ones everyone else is – Breaking Trinity, UofED, Master of the Universe (my fav), Wallbanger , Etc.
Here is a new one:
Maybe by 107yearoldvirgin
She is updating every other day until Nov. 15 when she will update every day until Nov. 20 when NM comes out – that will be the completion date.
Summary: Can Bella survive her assignment at SXSW when lust and infatuation
combust in 19days? “He’s like,if they had a picture of the word ‘sex’ in
the dictionary, his face would be there and his sex hair would be all crazy
and his eyes would be in Technicolor.”
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5487268/5/
Bella works for a Mag like Rolling Stone and Edward is a the Drummer for the band she will shadow for 19 days! It is set in Austin ( my college stomping grounds) and Bella is snarky and Edward is moody, broody and nicknamed Mace Face! 5 chappies up so far – it is good!
The name of the band is ‘See You Next Tuesday”
Snark, Snark!
Ooh I bet I’d like that story.
Another musician.
Always wanted to go to Austin and check out the music. One of the last “live music” capitals in the US. SRV!
LMFAO Beesue! See You Next Tuesday? Is anyone else getting that? As in: C U N(ext) T(uesday)! Think I will have to take a look at that one.
OMG!!! I LMAO when I read “See you next Tuesday” cuz like Liz I’m getting it as C U N(ext) T(uesday). Hahahaha!!!
Yep – U got it – I had to look it up on Urban Dictionary – it came from Family Guy!
I lurve Family Guy! Yeah, random… but I had to say it.
It’s scary when I see a rec and think, “ooh, I might read that”, go to favourite it, and find out it’s already on the “to read” list. I have so many I’ve read, am reading, or want to read that it’s getting ridiculous.
Currently on my “in progress” list:
Bonne Foi, but it hasn’t updated in forever.
EP – I have to read CPOV and then the latest chappie, and I need time to sit down and do that
Master of the Universe
The University of Edward Masen
The Screamers
Buried Among the Begonias
CW&IA
Confessions of a Nanny
Edward Wallbanger
How My Life Was Ruined in 14 Days
The Hills of Twilight
And……that’s just some of them. Might start reading “The Naked Guy Upstairs”
“It’s scary when I see a rec and think, “ooh, I might read that”, go to favourite it, and find out it’s already on the “to read” list. I have so many I’ve read, am reading, or want to read that it’s getting ridiculous.”
Welcome to my world, blackrose! It’s nice to have some company… do you need coffee or anything?
You definitely need to start reading TNGUS… no ‘might’ about that.
The Naked Guy Upstairs is cool. I like that one too…the relationship is “fun”. I like them both. Read it.
I’m exactly the same way..either it’s already on my list or I realize I’ve already read it. One of these Sundays well have to ONLY rec
fics that are completed…I think I’m in the middle of like 25! I have to go back and re-read the last chapter
before reading a new update, to
get “back in the zone” (and to remind myself which damn story it is)
Robwardlover – I have to do the same thing – read the last part of the previous chapter to remember what I read!
Oh, and The Lost Boys updated!
SQUEEEE!!!
The Lost Boys has owned my life for the past 3 days. Love it!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE I’M OFF TO READ! THANKS. LOVE that Edward…and he fucks great too. LOL
I can’t believe I forgot this. I started reading our georgeygirl’s fic a few days ago:
The Weight of Words
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5463683/2/The_Weight_of_Words
Bella is in the final months as an undergrad student at U of T. When she meets the PhD candidate who will be the TA of her senior Shakespeare course, her world is turned on end . What do you do when the only man you want is the one you can’t have?
I’m only on chapter 2 (too many updates to catch up on), but I’m really liking it so far. Go check it out!
Thanks Nora! Mwah!
I was up so late last night finishing the Valentine’s Day chapter. I just need to tweak it today, and it should be up soon. This writing thing is sooooo addictive. Must.pry.hands.off.keyboard….carpel tunnel settig in…gah!
Hope to see everyone at TWOW!
gg
…make that “setting”…
Nora, I’m just gonna bookmark your page and just go there instead. Lol. It a lot easier.
LOL! I’d start a fan fic blog, but that’s too much pressure.
Well, I’m on chapter 6 of TWoW… and it’s really good! I like literary stuff, so it’s up my alley. Plus, Mr. Shmexy rocks!
I <3 you hard Nora.
Excuse me while I go grab myself a wobbly pop.
gg
Shakespeare is my passsion. If he were alive today – I would be a Roadie and start a blog about him! HAHAHAHA Will Def read this one!
Beesue…run, don’t walk! go, now…quickly.
Shakespeare is the subtle thread that binds this story together. Sometimes it’s just a theme suggested by a snippet or line from a play, sometimes the characters quote beautiful lines to one another.
I’m excited to write upcoming chapters – I mean 2 parts Shakespeare and 3 parts lemon, throw in several bucketfuls of HHH… *Poof*
Hope you read and enjoy…and review, of course!
gg
Love Shakespeare in general, so will read this.
Crap, another one for the list LOL.
At least I don’t have to buy books or get off my ass to go to the library any more LOL.
Holy Jeebus, that picture…I don’t know how much more my heart can take. I feel really sorry for the kids that have to clean the theatre after November 20th…they’re going to need to replace every seat in the building.
I really shouldn’t look at Sunday’s posts…I’ve got somewhere around 30 stories added to my “need to read” list already. And I’m still reading like 20 as is. I don’t have enough time in the day to read them all.
The Naked Guy Upstairs just updated! Love this one, again one of my favorite Edwards…
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5383757/1/The_Naked_Guy_Upstairs
He’s hot. I’d like to spend a weekend with HIM. WOOF.
Oh yeah baby! Know what he’s doing too…
Woot! *Spunk pumps fist in the air* haha
I just love, love, love me some FanFic and the Fandom Gives Back is a cracking idea. Over the last few months I’ve got more friends interested in FF and they’re all for supporting it, big nods of approval all ’round. (I’m still in the closet about my Robsession! They don’t need to know!)
Thanks to JAG, as always, for scrummy pics with another fabulous post. I now have to go to Germany for 4 days and laptop is not coming with ….. AARRRGGHHHHH!!! So, that’s 4 sleepless nights for me.
See you all at the end of next week – don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! *whispers from behind back of hand …… that leaves you with a whole load of mischief to get up to!!!*
AHHH. UK competition<3 Haha.
I suck to Edawrd Wallbanger(really hoping there will be that update), The Naked Guy Upstairs and CWAIA-I need updates from those two
I can’t type today XD
It is supposed to say *I’m stuck to..*
I am so loving this!! Because I managed to finish my huge paper in ONE day yesterday, I have given myself a reward. Today I can read as much fanfic as I can possibly get in my head! WOOT! BF and kids are going out for hours. yay!!
At least somebody got their work done. I was supposed to be done with all my hw yesterday, but that when people decided to come over and make my house a madhouse and disrupted my work schedule. I was supposed to treat myself to actually reading some on these recs and reviewing on some fics. Have fun reading!! Read for those who can’t today!!
HAHAHAHAH JAG you seriously make me laugh my arse off. Your spreadsheet is actually a great idea! I’m starting to get my Edward’s mixed up.
*sigh* These days I tell myself I won’t come to RAoR on Sundays because I already have so many fics bookmarked that, like BlackRose and Nora, I frequently find myself trying to add a fic that I’ve already got in my ever-growing list. So what happens? I’m here today and have already added another 4 fics …. bugger!
Anyway, I’m trying very hard not to start anymore unfinished fics and am just reading updates of those I have been reading for a while and, in between updates, picking completed fics to keep me going. Just finished Tropic of Virgo, which I really loved, and prior to that I read Let Your Light Shine and the sequel A Life Extraordinary, E&B vamp fics.
As for current WIPs, I am, of course, hooked on:
Emancipation Proclamation (which was updated but only because I think Kharizzmatik had it almost ready before her illness and tragic loss, so it will probably be a while before she is able to do more)
Clipped Wings & Inked Armor
The Office
The Training
Edward Wallbanger
and many, many more.
These, of course, are always being rec’d, so one I’m really enjoying which I haven’t seen rec’d before (probably because I can only find it on Twilighted) is Vegas Baby
http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=5728
Synopsis:
Bella takes a trip to Vegas with her roommates Alice and Rosalie. After one wild night, Bella’s life is turned upside down. A marriage certificate, a pregnancy, and a best friend in ICU send Bella and her friends into a whirlwind of emotions. Canon pairings and future LEMONS!
It’s fun and light (so just the relief needed between chapters of EP and CW&IA!) and updates reasonably regularly. Edward starts off as a total dick and, after the initial chapter, he and Bella are only due to meet again after 14 chapters – but there’s been a lot of saucy texting!
Right, that’s it for me – I don’t dare hang around any longer because I need to keep away from Nora and her immense library! (Love ya hun, truly I do, but Debbo’s right about all your recs and I need to maintain some semblance of a life outside of Rob, RAoR and fanfic!)
LMFAO, Fluffy! There’s a life outside of Rob, RAoR, and fanfic? Well, anyway, I’m glad you like my recs…
Oh, Vegas Baby on FF
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5175984/1/Vegas_Baby
BAHAHA! Nora! I should have asked you before because I surely should have known that you would have this information! Thanks, sweetie!
Gah! FF.net needs a “To Read” feature. I have too many “Favorites.” I get all confused!
You’re right Annie; I wish there was a facility to split up your favourites, even if it’s just into Unread and Reading. If I had a choice, I would also like to split them between WIPs and Completed, and then maybe Vamp and AH, Angst and Humour, etc. Until I found RAoR I only had about 5 bookmarked and it wasn’t a problem, but now I’ve got 40 or 50 and it’s impossible! God know how Nora copes LOL!
Do you have a method of keeping track of these Nora? Maybe JAG will share her spreadsheet w/us.
Im the same Fluffy .. every Sunday I add at least 3 stories to my already massive list and today I have already added 4, and I have not read all the posts yet !!
Its going to take me years to read them all lol
@ Fluffy… Hey, I know all there is to know about everything… LMFAO! *pffft!*
Oh, and your ‘sort’ wishes… you CAN do that, sort of. You have to go to your… what to call it?… user page (like the one you get when you click on my name… it’s under ‘account’ when you login.) From there, you see all your favorites with their descriptions, and right above that are the sorts you can use: Category, Published, Updated, Title, Words, Chapters, Reviews, and Status. I’m not really sure if that’s helpful at all, but there it is. It would be better if it were easier than that, though.
@ Annie… I’ve been thinking the same thing! A ‘to read’ feature would be kick-ass! And, no, I don’t really have a method of keeping track other than going to my FF favorites page every day. I change the sort so that the most recently updated ones are at the top… and then read the updates for the stories I’ve been reading. Pretty low-tech… as long as I remember which stories I’ve actually read from that ginormous list from hell.
@ Annie… or, did you mean how I keep track of all of them in my head? If so.. well, that’s a funny thing. Except for a couple of exceptions (Cocktails & Dreams with Library Rendezvous), I don’t get the details mixed up between stories. Even though the characters have the same names, they’re different people to me in my head. They don’t always look the same, either… which helps. I don’t know how to explain it other than that…
Hey, thanks Nora, I’ll check that out. As for keeping all the stories separate in your head, I know what you mean. I was never one for reading more than one book at a time, but now I’m reading something like about 12 or 15 and, as you say, even though the characters have the same names, they are all different and, apart from one or two similar stories, it is remarkably easy to keep them all compartmentalised. Even the songs remind me of specific characters – like I found 18th Floor Balcony on a website after just reading the words in EP (it might even have been your music site) and immediately went to HMV to download it … love that song and now it will always remind me of MafiaPrinceWard and the night he and Bella “went all the way”. Ahh, as someone said the other night, I really am an old romantic, despite my former hoorishness!
Shit Fluffy! I saw *sigh* and then quickly saw “BlackRose” and I thought FUCK what have I spoiled this time around. My hair raised up on the back of my head as I thought I’d got myself in the shit again.
Talk about relief when I found out that you simply had the same problem as Nora and I LOL.
Hi Ladies! I lurk here most evenings & don’t know if anyone has rec’ed this story yet…so coming out of lurkdom with..
Toye By Bratty-Vamp (hope the link posts)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5343457/1/
It’s short, 7 chaps. I needed something short and finished to read in between update’s of the six or so stories I’m in the middle of.(JAG spreadsheet idea=WIN) She is also the author of The Best Man,I’ve seen TBM rec’ed here before. Toye is a story for those of you who enjoy your fics DARK. It blew me away,as it was very different than anything else I have read so far.*warning* story has pretty graphic violence in it, so those of you who cringe at the thought might not want to read.
You Ladies crack me up. I <3 this site and perv out at all the beautiful pics of Rob. JAG's tags are priceless and I have found the best FF stories rec'ed on here. Ok, I'm done fangirling-out, hope you enjoy my contribution!
Welcome to the funhouse Capri – and your emergence from lurkdom is timely as I was just looking for a decent, short completed fic and have just read the first chapter of Toye, which is looking good – so thanks! (Yeah, yeah, I know, I said I wasn’t gonna hang around, but you all know by know that I’m a f*ckwit!)
Hiya Capri,
Welcome and thanx for the rec. I wanted a short story to add to my list, to read between updates and busy RL.
Fluff: you’re never gonna get back to RL like me with all those Fanfics lol! Hope your back is a bit better *passes whiskey* <3
Toye was brilliant!!! I love everything Bratty_Vamp has written. I am anxiously waiting for her latest story “The Escort” to update.
Haven’t read much this week… only last ch. of the U. of EM & EP, plus the EP Outtake from CPOV.
Since I’m off for a few days, I think I’ll read Wallbanger, The Naked Guy Upstairs and My Yes, My No … OR tackle CW&IA. Not sure yet.
I like to have a visual of Rob before starting. Any suggestions for these stories?
seriouly: CW&IA = HAWD! you should read that one!
RCC, read CW&IA it’s so so good. Tattward is hot, even if you’re not into tatts & piercings you will be soon afterwards. I like DreamySim1 desktop for Tattward and I often use those images as my visual http://twitpic.com/k0ie4
OMG I love Tattward! I never used to be into piercings( have always loved tatts, though) but since I’ve been reading CW&IA my opinion of them has drastically changed, to the point where, if I see a guy with piercings, I literally start to drool! It’s kind of like when Pavlov rings a bell!
I’m reading pretty much most of everything mentioned here. MotU is my current obsessive read though, seriously good story and seriously hot Edward – phew!
I have started my own fanfic, finally plucked up the courage…..so although I’m shitting myself about pimping it here…..here goes…..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5481737/1/First_Impressions
Bella Swan starts her new teaching job and her first meeting with the hot music teacher doesn’t go too well. Can they move past the awkwardness? AH. Rated M for language and later lemons.
I’m certain it will end up being longer than my original estimate of 6 chapters though.
Going off to hide now…..eek!
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Oooh that looks good! Adding it to my list now.
I read what you have there, and I like the premise. I think it has promise… though, I hate Mike already. *smirk*
so I stayed up til 4:30am and read all 39 chaps of MotU….I had some really interesting Robward dreams last night….only Bella wasn’t the one getting tied up BWAHAHAHA!
Jeez, I’m not even into that…freakin’ fanfics…
Correction: you WEREN’T into that before reading fanfic *smirk*.
Your dreams, therefore your subconscious are clearly telling you that you are
Oh wow, Sarah, I’m so envious. Just checked my emails and I DID NOT get a ticket … bugger! Ah well, I hope you have a great time and enjoy it as much as Scilla (although she had a VIP pass so actually got within touching distance … oooh!)
No ticket for me either! Sigh!
Hey Sarah – you need to think of a question. What do you think you’d ask? I think I’d want to ask Rob whether he’s still writing music and if anything has come of the idea for him to write a film score.
Congrats Sarah! Excellent idea Fluffy! Just read that Jimmy Kimmel asked him whether his misbuttoning of shirts was on purpose or a fashion statement and apparently their faces were priceless…LMAO. Don’t know what the answer though.
*sigh* also just read that the release date for Remember Me got pushed back a month to 3/12. GRRR.
Hai Sarah!
Please ask him who he would like to be his co star in his upcoming film Bel Ami…! He can name a few if he wants….!
Fluffy,
How was your massage?….
Ahhh Vana, I knew I shouldn’t have mixed the pain meds with all that wine! He must have been knocking on the door but I never heard him and now he’s gone …. drat!
Don’t you worry Fluffly,
hired him for an extra hour, here he is, with his hands all warm and all.
So get the door!
Now, have fun now!
http://pics.livejournal.com/brandnewluv/pic/003a6xxk/g1750
i am racking my brain for a question how about you girls think of one and then i could ask it cos i really can’t think of a good one.
I want to know when he’s gonna wear the new Stoli!
@ suziekew is that true about RM being moved to March? I was supposed to be going to see it for my B.day in Feb., now I guess I’ll have to postpone it! AAaarrrgghh!
Congrats, Sarah, I am totes jealous & thrilled for you simultaneously.
As far as a question I’m dying to know, is… “Now that I’ve heard from a few sources that you indeed read fanfiction, would you mind telling which took your Fiction Virginity, which are your favorites (if you can remember them), and as a fellow fanfiction reader, are you as blown away by the amount of talent in the Ficdom? Where do you read yours, FF.net or Twilighted?” — You think they’d let me get away with that many questions if I ever got the chance?
Sarah: congrats! Great! I know I would be nervous as hell!
About the question: please ask about the NewStoliShirt.
Have a lot of fun!
Well, Christina stole every question I had! haha So, I second her! I want Rob’s fan fic reading list!
Yep, Spunk, goes to show that pervy, inquiring minds think alike and want to fucking know.!
Yay! Vana, I just noticed you got your avi sorted!
Yep blackrose26,
And although I had to change my WP-username, I can keep my ‘on screen’ name!!!
Thanks again for your effort!
Hi! I’m brand new to the blog. I heard about it on Twigasm and knew this was the place for me. I inhaled the entire 39 chapters of Master of the Universe last night and freaking loved it! I love the Edward in this story. I am dying to know his story. The cigarette burn scars (my theory) makes me want to rescue the tiny little boy inside him and make it all better. Somehow, I think that wouldn’t sit well with him…AT ALL. Master’s Bella is good too. I think she is more real than a lot of the Bella’s we see. Can’t wait for the next update!
Welcome to the fun Sherry, you’re gonna feel right at home here (but beware: once you embrace the madness and all the perviness, there’s no escape!)
hey Sherry,
sounds like you are in the right place, I am starting Master of the Universe tonight…might be a late one LOL
Hi Sherry! Welcome to the land of perviness!
Welcome Sherry!!! I recently got my RAoR cherry popped and I never looked back. Soon you’ll be spending your nights here and the perviness will try to escape to your everyday life but you learn to hide it from those poor unsuspecting people. Trust!!
Welcome to the perv party! It’s a blast.
Welcome to the Pattinslut/Angels pervy fun! I gotta tell ya, these ladies here rock!!! And our fearless leader, JAG, is the best! Have fun, and post often!