Robert Pattinson like to Googles himself…
*Snicker* that sounds so perverted. WIN!
So even though we all know *wink* that Rob googles himself, he confirmed it in a Harper’s Bazaar interview released this week. Here’s what he said… *waves to Rob* Leave us a comment, use Beautiful Bastard as your screen name teehee
Who Googles themselves more?
Kristen: “Rob.”
Rob: “She would say me, but I reckon it’s her. If either one of us catches the other one doing it, we’re like, Jesus Christ, is that what you’re looking at? And the other one’s on their phone pretending to text. I look up my competition more than she does. I’m incredibly shallow. I think she just looks at herself.”
More Rob googling himself Wankbert after the lube…
So I got to thinking, what would Rob google other than his own name on the internet…hmmm I think he’d treat Google like a magic 8-ball *snicker*
How to get six pack abs in 2 weeks or where to buy spray on six pack abs
The Beer and Hot pocket diet
Does Robert Pattinson have a girlfriend
Could Robert Pattinson kick Taylor Lautner’s ass in a fight – um yea NO
Is Robert Pattinson hot – a little ego boost for baby.
Robert Pattinson’s ass - can’t find this on Google Rob you need to eat something
Is there really nothing wrong with a little bump n grind
How to make your peen sparkle
The Tuck
How to tame your happy trail
What do the lyrics to let me sign mean
Bitch-b-gone spray in bulk
Pube maintenance
Running like a human for Dummies
Laundry service
What the fuck are sexpenders
Where to buy a Russian stoli shirt
Mapquest: nearest dumpster
Do chicks dig Robert Pattinson
How to please an older woman in bed
Should doods wear birkenstocks
Twi Porn staring Robert Pattinson - to get some pointers
Books to read to look cool
Eye Fucking 101
Mapquest: nearest Salvation Army
Robert Pattinson is way cooler than Zac Efron right?
How to be sexy without even trying
How to sell a craptastic Old Navy Dad shirt on ebay *wink*
Snicker, you guys had to know I’d take a jab at the ON shirt 
Alright PattinAngels, what do you think Rob is googling these days??
I reckon Robs googling “what provides better leveridge the sexpenders or http://25.imagebam.com/dl.php?ID=54922178&sec=d0ac56320027a13a27c49bb3238a32ff ?!”
and in the name of scientific research I shall offer Rob my services*hehe* jump on it *snicker*and provide the answers :p
I used sexpenders in a sentence yesterday and no one knew what I was talking about. WTF I need to get some new friends.
That made me laugh out loud.
LMAO! I feel your pain, drizl…
ROFL!!!!
Just refer your friends to the online definition I set up. Can’t remember what site I put it on. But I defined it. And they accepted it. So you can claim it’s an actual word
lmao youve got new friends drizl theyre all here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sexspenders
I did that too. And all the other words were norwegian, so that made it even weirder.
I just saw a TV commercial for NEW MOON just now. But then, I’ve been reading more than watching TV. How long have they been running the ads?
whats a TV ? lol I forget
venussleeping hehehe,
I know, I know…I hear ya girl…..I’ve been reading so many *fucking* Fan Fics (that’s what SHE said), I hadn’t seen the news in like a week till this morning….
I think my eyes have become crossed too. LOL
They’ve actually been playing a New Moon commercial on The Family Channel for a couple of weeks now! I know because my daughter watches it and screams every time it comes on.
LOL, who am I kidding, I scream too!
I feel deprived…
@Nora- we’re all deprived. that’s why we’re here.
I swear I haven’t read a book since February. The last book I read was Breaking Dawn. Since then I’ve read about 50 fanfics and 0 books. I need a life. (On the plus side I’ve written 1 and a half novels and a handful of fanfics. On another downside my novels are suffering because I insist on writing fanfic. Oh vicious circle, how you mock me!)
@woodstock… I thought were all DEPRAVED here… LOL!
I feel deprived because I haven’t seen said tv promo yet. I never get to watch anything but SpongeBob anymore, and I guess they don’t show NM clips on Nickelodeon or something stupid like that.
As for the books… yeah, me neither. Wait… ok, I think the last book that I actually finished that wasn’t fan fic was “Invisible Monsters”…weird, but SO good. That was in… well, a while ago… June? I’ve started several others since, but ended up giving up and returning them to the library because, apparently, I’m a ff hoor and can’t be bothered with real books anymore.
You’re deprived? New Zealand television only acknowledged that there was even a movie coming a couple of weeks back LOL. They were playing the NM trailer, and I was wondering why the hell we are so far behind the times!
LMAO JAG!!! How tot tame the happy trail. GAH, I will lick it into submission for you Rob!!! I think he googled “how to disintegrate multiple panties with a fuckhot stare” and he has perfected the technique (obviously)
He probably also googles “the increase of panty sales in the last year”!
I’ll bet you there are trends and surges that directly correspond with the release of new photoshoots, movies, etc…
sigh. how to tame…..jizztyping…..
He would also google “Does a Robgasm really mean what I think it does?”
I’m sorry JAG, I haven’t read your post. I read “use Beautiful Bastard as your screen name” and have been alternately lost in fantasy/died on the floor ever since. Just picturing Rob posting here and seeing that name and… and… oh crap here I go again *died*
God yes! Mr. Pattinson please post here (at least every once in a while) so your girlz know how much you love and appreciate us. And please, please use Beautiful Bastard as your screen name. That would set us off for sure! We love and lust you!;)
I.AM.DIED if I ever see that screen name pop up from Rob.
I think we’d ALL be died… he’d have nobody left to talk to.
It would be sooo worth it!
Well, I didn’t mean to imply that it wouldn’t be worth it!
I would love to “google” Robert Pattinson!
Sounds like a plan!
God JAG, I go from listening to your Twigasm episode this morning, to reading this. I have not stopped laughing for like 2 hours!!! Funniest part is, I bet that every single one of those is something that someone, somewhere, has googled. And, I bet Rob maybe even has done a few himself, LMAO!
Oh how I love you. Smooches.
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JAG—can only echo vanessarae1: ‘Oh how I love you.’—let me count the Googleways—just thinking about your post today makes me chuckle all over again—
sorry you couldn’t google Rob’s ass but got sidetracked at the thought of Rob’s eating s.th.—went big for EyeFucking 101 tho’ am convinced he ain’t enrolling for it, he’s teaching it—am also sure Rob would never ever put his craptastic Old Navy shirt on ebay—
btw there was much discussion here about Rob’s clothes in the VF shoot—ladies, they were at the cutting edge once again—the jackets & jeans were a summer preview of Tom Ford’s winter collection (the woodsman’s look)—& if any of the ladies would like to see their BH’s under the mistletoe in that great sweater, it’s from Ralph Lauren—
& so ends another RAoR day, JAG—am going to have to redo my schedule somehow since i’m spending half my days reading the posts—don’t know how your other PattinAngels manage it—ta-ta—
ROTFLMAO! I loved your suggestions Jag, and everyone else, on what Rob possibly Googles! They were all so funny! But the one thing that I’m curious to know is if he’s Googled “how to seduce your fangirls mother”, or “how to make food pornographic”!
I think he probably already knows how to do BOTH of those things *wink*
While googling himself,
Rob comes (hehehe) across ‘jizztyping’…googles the word…finds it in the Urban Dictionary…
then spends his held-in-hostage hotel days searching for other words lauding HHH…
which brings him back to RAoR’s Robisms & this post…where he finally leaves us a long awaited comment under the name ‘Beautiful Bastard’ letting us know he IS getting pointers from Rob/Twi Porn…
ya know…cuz he’s already googled and found out that…
there’s NOTHIN’ wrong with a lil bump-n-grind….
Changed my avi. Can you see it? I wish it was bigger, thatswhatshesaid, but I had to get his neck in b/c well it’s a fuckhawt pic of his neck!
Neck? I guess I’m not seeing it…
Here let’s just take a moment to worship my avi of HHH’s fuckhawt neck, fingers, hair… *jizz*
http://woodenspears.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/robert_pattinson_in_trouble_about_his_hair.jpg
Oh, the neck is gorgeous… I just meant I don’t see one in your avvie. I see the Mark whatshisface picture…
The pic in the link is my new avi. You’ll have to go to Internet Options & delete your cookies & temporary files to see everyone’s new avi.
I love this pic of him, this is the Rob I wanna take to the dumpster!
Yeah, I could do that… but I’m a lazy hoor and I probably won’t…
Oh SBAB, you know what’s so great about your new avi? Not only does it have his beautiful neck, his wicked jaw, his chiseled cheek bones, sexy stubble & sex hair he’s got a killer come hither & f*ck me stare going on and it’s all rolled into one hot pic. I love your new avi.
Fine… FINE… I couldn’t stand it so I did it. I don’t do that unless I have to because it erases all of my auto-signin info from all my sites and I hate that crap.
But, yeah… the new avvie is f*ckhawt! It was worth it.
Ooooh girrrrls!!!
QUICK!!! look at this, before it’s too late!
I’m so out of breath now, that I don’t have the time and patience to see if someone else posted this allready….
Something old, and something new……
Look closely, and you’ll see some (although very tiny) new parts…..(some were new to me anyway…!!)
An oh, turn the volume up at aprox 7.22…. Beau.Ti.Ful. I almost cried. (…uhm…I swear: almost)
GAH! Cannot wait! 2 more weeks babee!!! The part when Jacob pulls her out of the water & her hand blurs the Edward vision & that music, ugh, gets me everytime. So sad.
theyve had press viewing and so far everyone loves it….I am ready to pee my pants just thinking about it….this site will go into meltdown, cant wait
OMG Vana that is awesome! Thank you for sharing it! I’ve already replayed 2:12-2:45 over and over again! I just hope Scumshit doesn’t have it removed!
Spunkransomlover,
Don’t thank me, I would give you girls a kidney…. if that had the same effect as mr. Pattinson has….
I had never seen the shot where Bella is about to kiss Jacob, and also the end (8.51…) is new for me.
Um…WOW!!!!
GAH! Left me speechless and covered in goosebumps!
Thanks Vana soooo much for sharing!!
*thud*
Ha! Don’t believe her about that kidney – I’m still waiting for Vana’s mother to turn up!
FluffyLizz!
“…..to turn up????!!” You should have picked her up from Heathrow!!! OMG, that’s why she called me 6 times today?!!!!! (I was too busy with my obsession… uhm.. I mean working, to pick up the phone.)
Oh dear, and she brought 6 bags and all the pots and pans…… I will call her right away and tell her to book Claridges. (so she can do some shopping in Bond Street for me…yeah!!).
So pick my mummy up from Claridges tomorrow will you? The poor thing….
Sorry, misspelled your name…
I LOVE this!
Ok did I read this right I and
(People are choosing to read into the series whatever they want, and that’s fine with Pattinson, although he personally finds the sexual tension very erotic – as do most fans.
“I think it’s hilarious that everyone, especially parents, are saying it’s about abstinence and they’re really pleased their kids are reading it. And yet so many people who are reading the books are thinking, `I want them to have sex! I want them to make me want to have sex!’
“And if you read any fan fiction, all of it is about Edward and Bella having sex in the same scenarios instead of stopping. It’s quite amusing.”)
Ok does this mean Rob reads FAN FIC!!!! OMG THATS SO FUCKIN HOT IF HE DOES AND I JUST FELL MORE IN LOVE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abstinence in a ‘hot and masochistic’ way! I’m a sucker (thats what she said) for the slow build up of sexual tension.
I pray to the alter of St. Mattress that the man reads FAN FIC!
yeah its all about the slow burn the build up, that whats makes it so hot (for me anyway) its that f*&k me stare of his, I cant breathe…flatlining in 3…2…1…
igd-i am totes with you all the way!
Rob admitted in an interview last year that he had read fanfic, saying that some of it was surprisingly well written and very hot!! And he has to know that when we’re all reading about Edward having the sex he didn’t get in the books we’re all visualising Rob!
I totally felt the sexual tenson in the books.
igd has it right, the slow burn is a killer and Stephenie gave me third degree burns for all four books.
`I want them to have sex! I want them to make me want to have sex!’, was my mantral through Eclipse. Wow, Rob thinks the same way we do.
Is it any wonder why we love him?
WOOT! Alright that’s 2 for 2 quotes of Rob reading the TwiPorn haha!
Rob is just as pervy as we are. haha
Rob is Edward in 99.9% of fan fics
that is
when he isn’t too busy being
Rob
in fan fics.
I know nothing about that btw. cough
SpunkMe,
I agree whether or not if the fan fic is staring Edward/Bella I know I for one am thinking of Rob=Edward (I was late to read all the Twilight books and Rob was already cast for the movie so he has always been ‘Edward’ for me). Um but I’m always Bella damn it!
As for fan fic starring Rob, I am so sad that I have not been able to continue reading YGMCTG since it was deleted and you had to move it. I think livejournal has a vendetta against me as I can’t log-in!
I will figure it out, but in the meantime let me say at first I did not think I would like Robsten love as much as Edward/Bella but you did it for me! Thank you.
gemmajean
Yes, I too was late 2 the partee! By the time I found out about Twilight Saga it was already in the theater! So, yes, Rob has always been Edward to me and Kristen has always been Bella, etc, etc. Of course, everyone puts themselves in Bella’s place. We all want to have the Robward lovin’. And despite what Rob thinks, we all know that it isn’t Edward we want anymore…even if it may have started off that way. We want REAL Rob…or in the case of fan fic Robward…I think that is why we all seem to also gravitate more towards writing and reading AH fics rather than vamp fics. Now the other question is, why do we love EPOV and RPOV so much more most of the time?
I am sad you haven’t been able to log in at LJ. Get that resolved asap. You are missing Rob’s birthday party! Contact LJ for help. And thanks for being open enough to try my Robsten fan fic. I learned my lesson with Tattward and C W & I A not to judge fics and authors like that. I now give everyone/everything a chance. Because I do know how it feels to be not given a chance because of character names or subject matter. It’s very frustrating to say the least. Unleishd and AtR are not necessarily Robstens they are more Whateverstens. But they don’t get how people can be so closed because mine is just a story just like any other Edward/Bella fic out there. Just a fictional story. And I try to make it entertaining for everyone. So, thanks for reading what you have so far and letting me know that you liked it just as much as any Edward/Bella fic!
where did you read this?!
Spunk Me what is the web site you can find YGMCTG. I have missed that story and to be honest with you that is the first FANFIC I ever read and I was glad I had read it it cus 2 days later was pulled off. Anyway I must say you are the reason I am so fucken hooked on this and yes AH stories are better, whether it stars Edward or Rob. I watched the movie first as well and now Rob is permanently in my head for ever. Hes the only reason I went and bought the books
Dear Rob,
I would and could, in a box (by the dumpster)
I would not and could not, with a Fox (Megan Fox and her toe thumbs)
I will ‘go down’ in a house
I will ‘go down’ by a mouse (again the dumpster!)
I will ‘go down’ on you here or there
I will ‘go down’ on you anywhere
I would eat your sweet ass candy
I do like it, just dandy
LMFAO, youve perved up Dr Seuss girl!!!
ROTFL! That’s brilliant gemmajean!
Fantastic! LMAO!
LMFAO!!
LMFAO WIN!
AHHHhhhh!!!!! That is awesome!! LOL!
LMFAO!
JAG – Once again you don’t disappoint, and this post really made me laugh, and, with my English sense of humour, it’s not always the case that those across the Pond can do that! (I have to qualify that comment by saying that the ladies who comment here are amongst the funniest I have ever “met”, regardless of nationality).
What do I think Rob would Google?
What is a holy peen?
What do women fantasize about?
What is CornPorn, JawPorn, FingerPorn, etc.
How to look sexy without girls laughing (yeah, I really think he doesn’t see what we see so when he actually tries he actually thinks he looks laughable!)
He thinks he looks laughable, but in reality he actually looks f*ckable!
LOL How to look sexy without girls laughing
that man melts panties with is eyes and smile and I bet he doesnt even realise it lol
igd-someone had to do it!
And the ‘go down’ is in honor of your name and in hopes that it is googled by the man himself!
thank you gj im flattered it is about the only natural talent i possess lol
Hahahaha!! http://img94.yfrog.com/i/wxi.jpg/ Oh the possibilities.
LMFAO Annie! I wonder if that’s in reference to the peen?!!
Oh my GOD…. it’s the f*cking HOLY GRAIL!!!
Woo Hoo the keg for the RAoR par-tay has arrived.
Now we just need our male stripper.
)))))))))Oh Officer Rob, COME on out(((((((((
Held off the meds this afternoon so I could drive into Surbiton to see if VF was out here (what’s a bit of agonising back pain compared to getting my hands on Rob?) – AND IT IS!!!! Bought 3 copies (there were only 4 on the shelf so thought I shouldn’t be mean and buy them all). Girl at the counter gave me a slightly withering, almost pitying look, but who gives a f*ck?! I now have all the pretty in front of me and I am in a squirmy, damp, heavenly place.
Heidi – I promised you a copy if it’s not available in Norway, so let me know if you want it.
No fair! I have to wait until the 10th unless I want to drive 4 hours to Los Angeles… *pouts*
Happy Friday for you Fluff! We have to wait until the 10th!
Fluff!
When it’s out in Londen, then it should be out in Amsterdam too?!!!!!! OMG, I cancel all my 3 appointments for tomorrow, and try the stores in my city first, and then: off to Amsterdam! Yihaaaaaa!
Did it come to today Fluffy? coz i looked yesterday in Tesco and it wasnt there
Venus
I tried on Wednesday and it wasn’t in, so skipped yesterday as I’d taken too many pills and went at 2pm today – spotted it straight away and grabbed 3 copies in case someone else tried to get to it (elbows akimbo in defensive pose, ready for any f*cker who tried to get between me and the precious). Got it in Martin’s (not sure if they are just in London).
Clearly he’s done extensive research on “eye fucking 101″ because he’s got that down perfectly.
I believe he’s got a Master’s Degree in that subject. http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/abinar/Rob2/matt-sayles-005.jpg
I have to post this, I just have to. Ladies (and Rob), JAG’s fuckhawt vid: Bump-n-Grind
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8q02r_robert-pattinson-bump-n-grind_shortfilms
My dream is to reinact this with the Beautiful Bastard. *sigh*
AHH yes the Beautiful Bastard indeed. YUM!!!!
I don’t see nuthin’ wrong…
I’m soooo tempted to post something under the name Beautiful Bastard.
Actually, wrote the post allready….. laughing so hard, wetted my pants…..
Then I got cold feet……… the thought that I possibly could not be part of RAoR anymore terrified the hell out of me.
And I don’t wanna cause a heart attack.
I somewhere read that Robert had visited RAoR in the early days; when was that? Did he actually place posts? What did he say?…
(feeling like a f***** fangirl now, but can no longer hide it…)
Who has some details?….
Well we already know he googles himself so I’m sure he has to have come across this sight. So i’m sure he knows about all us crazy moms out here who love him and think he looks good enough to eat!!!!!!!!!!!
we’re not all crazy moms!
uhm…. all crazy…. but not all moms!
ok, thanks asiki81….. I’m ok now….. thought for one sec that somebody had actually read a post from him way back…….phew…..
LOL OK OK not all of u are Mommy’s
sorry!!!! Anyway he as replaced my kids pic on my cellphone and my daughter was upset with me 
Oh well now she can’t look at my cell anymore cus Rob’s pic is not coming off. So yup Rob if you or on here and ever read this just want to let u know that’s how fucken HOTT you are!!!!!!
Vana, a while back we started getting posts here & there from “Robert”. Not sure if it was really him though. Someone here who is a better researcher than I probably has a list of his ROAR appearances & you can read those and determine for yourself. Personally, I think it’s Rob.
Ladies, here is a link to the post you want to read. It was a guest post by AddictedtoRob & Unleishd titled “Where is our Robert”. If you scroll down the page you’ll find the links to all the posts “Robert” commented on. Those were such happy times.
http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/09/23/where-the-is-our-%e2%80%9crobert%e2%80%9d/
Thanks SmittenByaBrit and vancitylili,
In one post he ends with “It really is me” (when nobody was expressing doubts..). Mmhhh…… I think that’s a little bit weird… (please don’t hit me ok?..
)
Maybe that’s just my thing…… trusting people… sigh.
Thanks anyway!!!
Vana some back story.
When I met Sam I asked him if he had ever commented at LTR. He said it was him that commented & I said that’s cool because they were 98% sure it was him.
Then Sam came here and left a comment on my blog review of his show and he said PS it really is me.
Sam’s IP was tracked to Nashville where he in fact was, he was performing there. He also confirmed to SpunkME in person that he has commented here.
That’s why I think “Robert” said that, because Sam said that.
BTW, I have never confirmed or said “Robert” is Rob in fact I’ve always been cautiously pesimistic about it.
Either way, we love “Robert” and would love to see him come back.
<3
JAG
JAG,
It’s just the feeling that I got from reading that post.
But now I understand that you think Sam told Robert he commented here and that he once wrote ‘It’s really me’, and that Robert then did the same.
Oh, and by the way, I wasn’t thinking you confirmed anything!
I too believe it was him after talking with Sam. Sam was so funny and shy about RAoR. He kinda giggled. haha Sam even corrected me on info about JAG haha I said Oh my bad, Sam. Noted. haha
Also it was just too many coincidences in a row for it to be chance.
We asked him to wear specific items.
He would show up in them after we asked.
He really did the red shirt for us right, even announcing on the day in the morning that he snuck it in for us on the RM set. As you saw he was in red that day…under a white shirt no less. haha
I think with the exception of the new Stoli (which can’t be confirmed, but may have been worn under another shirt), the last time he fulfilled our request was Comic Con this Summer when we begged him to wear the sexboots…even though we knew it was too hot to wear them and probably not good to run away from screaming banshee whacked fangirls. But he pulled them out and wore them that day. So, in my opinion, it was him.
*waving* Heeeeeeeeey Rob! Hey! How you doin’? *wink*
But, he hasn’t posted since, I think, red shirt RM set day.
Dear Rob,
I second or third or cazillionth the request for you to return to RAoR as Beautiful Bastard. We would cyber fangirl all over you and make you feel like the god you are. Pretty please with all our cherries on top?!
Waiting for your jizzworthy post,
Spunk
XXX
LOL Spunk I luv your enthusiasm and optimism and Vana it all seems a lil weird to me *giggle*
I think its more fun NOT to know for sure as well.
JAG, I agree with your last line!!
And wait…. I saw his monster looks like mine!
Only his has SexHair, and mine has wings (… from the SexHair)
I feel a connection.
P.S. Or wait…was it the day he told Christina she was “fit”. Was that before or after Comic Con this Summer? I remember thinking Holy Frick!! Wake up Christina and see what Rob said to you! GAH! That was a long wait! haha
And I think the only reason he stopped is because he became too busy with work on Eclipse and gettin’ busy with Kristen.
He probably still lurks A LOT! As I said before, as much as he Googles himself…and with most any word in conjunction will inevitably bring him here as one of the top listings. Believe me, as many times as I have Googled crap about Rob for pics or info, a link for here always come up. haha I even Googled Rob with something dirty recently and it led me right to RAoR…to my own post no less. LMAO!! So, yeah, uhhh, he gets a kick out of his MILFs here and/or Cougars that most of us are.
Yeah, Spunk, I was sooo happy for Christina that day!
Oh & Rob baby, ditto what Spunk said!
And describing someone as “fit”, as in attractive, is a very English expression!
I so miss our “Robert” and I’m so with SpunkMe, I do think it was Rob posting too!
and I cannot believe I actually shared my crazy and posted all of “Robert”‘s past comments on RAoR that I had saved in a folder on my desktop. *facepalm*
Freckin’ Hell, chicas! I have to be honest & tell you guys that I tell myself daily that it can’t be Rob b/c… well, just b/c I’d die from a fucking heart attack. On that day, even though I knew there was a high percentile chance (like “no way in fucking hell” kind of chance) that it was him, I was fucking hyperventilating. The fact that our little “Robert” called me “fit” (and before I knew what it meant, I was like, yeah…no, I have some lbs. I need to drop) had me on Cloud Motherfucking Nine. *le sigh* I’ll always hold that day so near & dear to me.
(Now if it really & truly is him, I sound like a complete lunatic.)
So, Rob, “Robert,” whomever come back to us. *sniffles* I miss you!
AtR, don’t facepalm yourself, I’m the one that should be doing that!
I went and searched all those damn posts that day, and it took a couple of hours of Ctrl+F to locate everything, only to find out you had them all LOL. *facepalm*
Ok Ladies!!!!!!! The only way to know if it is really Rob on here is by getting him to say something on his interviews. You know to let us know that he is here here out craziness for him. Some kind of sentence he could sneak in but we would know why he said it. I can’t think of anything really but JAG U run this thing and follow him what do you think is something good for him to say???????????
“Robert Pattinson’s ass – can’t find this on Google Rob you need to eat something”
Eat something? ahem…
listen baby… c’mon down south and check out the biscuits, k?
We’ll feed ya up right and help you “fill out” in all the right places…
pecan pie, mashed potatoes, fried chicken, corn bread….
we’ll fill up your stomach… and you can fill up our…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
code blue! code blue!!!!
I haven’t read through the comments yet, but just started reading your post JAG and had to stop and give my reaction when I got to…
the Birkenstocks?!?!?!?!
OH MY GOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, that is exactly what came screaming out of my mouth. LMAO!
I’m going to finish reading now.
Take those off your feet, Rob Pattinson! Those are as bad as wearing socks with sandals! Don’t get me wrong, I won’t turn you away, Rob, if you have them on when you show up to my door and ask me if I want to taste your granola, but oh please throw those where ever you put your GrandmaBlueSweaterWubby.
Rob did not Google sexy shoes apparently, because if he had, he would have seen a big fat picture of him in sexboots NOT Birkenstocks.
Disclaimer: If any PattinAngel has these shoes, I am cool with it! Rock the Birkenstocks, ladiez, if you wish. Just not on Rob’s hawt feet, please. haha
Spunk – I love you and yet I love the Birks! Conflicted! But I’m staying true – they’re modern hippie! Comfy! OK. I have a feeling you can’t be converted. Sigh. Well, the OCDR club is all about support. We all have different takes on things, but there will always be someone to stand up for any crazy ass decision he makes. Gah, we love your hobolicious sexy ass, Rob. And for me, that includes schmexy *wink* Birks! Mwah!
MyRobbie
I saw as I read through comments that you liked the Birks on him and I think JAG did too.
*sigh*
One woman’s Rob footwear fantasy is another woman’s Rob footwear nightmare. haha Some love the shiteous Nikes too. Some can’t resist his sexboots (Doc Martens for those who are new to the Robism game) . And still there are some who prefer Rob just like this…
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FxaAe6kUPN8/SP9Qva0S-kI/AAAAAAAABoE/mMcuoWewMHg/s400/Robert+Pattinson+-+Edward+in+Twilight+-+getting+his+VERY+ticklish+feet+tickled+@+Comic+Con+new.jpg
Uhh yeah there is a whole blog devoted to the WANT to tickle Rob’s bare feet among other male celebs. haha To each their own, I tell ya.
I want to tickle somethin’ on Rob, but it isn’t his feet. 8)
Spunk, like you my immediate reaction was one of ‘hell no he didn’t!’
Maybe Birkenstock approached him with free sandals to see if they can re-start the hot trend they had in the 60′s, and early 90′s.
But it needs to be said that ‘Only Rob Can Pull It Off’ (thatswhatshesaid)
OMFG, Spunk, are you joking about the tickling bare feet thing? I’m scared. I feel slightly more normal as, for me too, it is not his feet I want to tickle. But who am I to judge, I guess.
I have a rl friend who heard about my Robsession and let me yammer on about it, which was nice. But then… She started talking about her co-worker who is a “fluffy” or something – and they have conventions dressed up in animal costumes. As she’s telling me about this, I had to stop her and ask why she was talking about the Fluffer. I mean what was she trying to say? In the end I realized it didn’t matter. I just felt good that my obsession doesn’t involve an animal costume.
And Fluff? Time for a confession – do you dress up in animal costumes? And where in the world is Robwrd cutout?
OK, I just looked it up on Wiki and it’s Furries. Sorry Fluff!
LMFAO MyRobbie!!! Do I dress up in animal costumes? No. If Rob wanted me to be an animal? Hell, YES! And you know what, your friend of a friend who goes to conventions for people who dress up as animals? Jeez, now that IS weird. Makes us all look totally normal! As for Cardward, well still no sign, but I have hope he’ll be found and delivered to my ever-loving arms. Is it weird (forgetting the f*cking Furries for the moment!) that there’s a very strong likelihood that I’ll snog the face of him when he gets here?!
Not weird at all. I would think that you’d just be so relieved that he was safe.
MyRobbie: have you read The Hills of Twilight – in that story, Emmett does exactly that – the Fluffy thing! OMFG, I died laughing!
Alright ladies, I’m leaving work to go get ready to possibly see ROB!
I doubt he’ll be at the event, but just in case, I’m wearing an outfit that made my husband throw a jealous fit yesterday and let’s just say he’s not normally the jealous type.
Wish me luck.
LOL at your hubs! Have a great time! Take pics if you can! Give us the details as soon as you can! If you actually see HHH, I will die for you b/c if one of us sees him it’s almost as if we did ourselves! I’m actually nervous for you! How ridiculous is that!
Have fun! If end up doin Rob and promise him you won’t tell anyone, just incorporate the details into your story *wink*
oh good luck scilla and remember get close enough to SMELL him lol…we are all here waiting for you to give us the news and the details
Alright – no details. Fine. BUT! If you do in fact find out what he smells like, you are bound by the RAoR code (just made that up) to convey this info to us all. Please. I’m going to beg. And for the record, I am crazy jealous of you, you lucky beyotch!
hey smit that must be normal cos Im nervous too (well normal here anyway)
Go get ‘em!
And even if he is not there it will still be a great event (sadly just not as hawt).
Hmmm right when I started writing this Meet me on the Equinox came on my iTunes DJ…I’m taking it as a good luck sign for you!
MyRobbie, I believe there is a RAoR Code it just hasn’t been offically stated
JAG?
JAG – Luv how are able to get right there in Rob’s head! (thats what she said) My Fav – How to Please Older Women in Bed – yeah Rob us older, mature women like it dirty! Very Dirty!
The only think I might add:
Sexy Smoking or
The James Dean Look
-cus he certainly has these two down to a fine art!
Read Master of the Universe and *high five* Debbo – am luving me some Bossyward!
Have just read the VF article and have to say I thought it was very good. Rob totally came across as we know him, shy, modest and still pretty confused by all the attention and adoration. I loved where he talked about trying to do “weird” by striking an odd pose! And I really love that he has zero interest in doing blockbuster movies. He’s definitely going to go down the Johnny Depp route of indie type movies, taking jobs cos he likes the scripts and not chasing the dollar.
Every day I think I love him as much as it’s possible to love a man (regardless of his attainability), and every day I fall just a bit more in love with him. Sometimes I stare at pictures of him, thinking surely I will get bored, I will start to see something I don’t like or that he will start to look ordinary – but it’s all in vain, because he just seems to get more beautiful with every passing hour. When I compare pictures of him taken little more than a year ago to how he looks now, all I see is a man who has matured into something so extraordinary, so astonishing, that I seriously doubt I will ever see another man without comparing him to Rob, and that man just not measuring up at all.
so true Liz he is getting more beautiful all the time, and he is a compassionate lovely man….oh girl we got it baddddd today lol
Fluffy… you took the words right out of my mouth…
He’s like a fine wine Fluffy – gets better with age.
Rob looks up his competition – seriously, what competition is there?
Rob, you’re miles and miles ahead of any competition. They are so far behind you they aren’t even on the radar.
Things he could look up instead of the so-called competition
1. Comanche for beginners
2. Exercises for looking good in a loin cloth
3. What to do when a 12 year old fangirl starts crying
4. Earplugs strong enough to drown out noise from gates of hell
5. Ways to avoid answering questions about your relationship
6. How to make one leg shorter than the other match up to the same size
commanche for beginners lol
I think some of these are new… check it out
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/new-behind-scenes-new-moon-pics.html
hey IGD,
After RAoR, robsessed is my next fav sight. Great pics. I wonder what Rob’s doing now.
I think about that all the time, so glad you said that, where he is, what hes doing, what music he’s listening to…
is this ever ever going to let up? I seem to be getting worse
luvpattz,
So many hopes of what he is doing runs thru my mind:
‘Doing’ his ‘she is just a friend’ friend?
Reading fan fic and thinking how fuckhawt it would be if he had a harem of RAoR chicks at his beck & call? (this one is my favorite)
As stated on LTR while back, building a new HotPocket Fort since he had to leave his old one behind?
If he is in LA then In-n-Out run?
Writing his own fan fic, to be published under BB.
hmmm the possibilities are endless!
IMG & gemmajean
ok – so it’s not just me!
It’s definately getting worse! But that’s how obessive compulsions are – the more you indulge in the obsessive behavior, the stronger the obsession gets.
I’m wondering where he went after leaving Japan. LA? England? Is he alone?
I think about things like does he sleep in on the weekends? Take baths? If he and Kristen are going out (which I think they are), how was their first kiss?
If we can believe the shedules on the internet, he’s taping Jimmy Kimmel today in LA.
And afterwards meeting elvis4scilla..
(OMG, now I’m REALLY feeling like a fangirl…. yuck…)
Hi ladies, FYI –where Rob is right now…. There’s a New Moon press conference going on right now. if you are on twitter you can follow the tweets…..there’s no live broadcast. Rob is on last. Wolfpack is up next.
and I am SO jelly of elvis4scilla!!!
Vana, there are bitch-be-gone fangirls and then there are RaoR fangirls.
thanks for the info!
GAH…Rob is up next at the press conference!!
Oh and luvpattz, gemmajean, I’m going down,
He was also ‘in an elevator’ today in LA; here are the tweets from chuckmovieguy:
- Ran into #Taylor Lautner AGAIN. Held the door open for him. He said thanks. How is that for an update Twilighters??
- Gotta love this hotel. Just rode the elevator with Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.
- Scratch that! She just confessed to me it’s the Gi-normous heels!
- Just ran into Dakota Fanning! Wow is she getting tall!
- On my way to LA to talk to the #NewMoon cast!
This is my last post about ‘what’s robert doing now’…. I feel uncomfortable, like… nasty, like a pap….
Vana, I know what you mean – I understand what Kristen meant when she said she just wants something for herself. As much as I want to know all about Rob, I want him to be happy more and he needs his privacy for that.
luvpattz, thanks….
I thought it was kind of funny, cause there were a couple of posts from girls wondering what he was doing today…. and it was (suddenly?…) all on the internet…. so I thought; hey, lets answer those questions!…. but now I feel bad…really. And I’m thinking; how can paps do what they do?!!! I only posted this kind of information once, and it feels NOT GOOD.
Bbbbrrrrrrrr…. (= yuck in Dutch).
MR. PATTINSON, I’M SO SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
(you can punish me, just call me)
Leaving a couple of messages I have been meaning to do…
@Nora
Ok who is Steve? What does he look like? And what WAS he doing to me that you had to ask??? haha And by the way…here is the back of my head, just so you can rest your thought on that…
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/Karensbirthdayparty-1.jpg
**This part contains a BAtB fan fic spoiler so don’t read this unless you want to know what happened last in the fic….
@blackrose
OMG I just read the last chap posted of Buried Among the Begonias. Holy frickin’ crap! Masen smacked the crap outta Bella’s add with a pizza spatula?! But the rest was actually Domward like hawt. His game was I thought tame compared to what I had imagined he might do to her. So, I was actually relieved. After what he did with the pain dolls at the whorehouse..I was kinda scared to imagine what he wanted to do during his game with Bella. Masen is like Domward on crack! But I have to say, I see what you mean now in your last post to me about him and Bella. This was the first real chapter I noticed a kind of aftercare with him…the love he must feel for her in his own whacked way by getting in the bath with her and holding her. And all I have to say is when Edward surfaces and sees what Masen did to Bella’s add, he is going to be A) so pissed with Masen and he is going to B) hate himself more for not being able to protect her from whatever he did to her (cause he made Masen promise not to ever show him those memories ever again). I am wondering how this fic will end someday. I am addicted to that one now…even though it is seriously effing with my head. Oh and why does she have yumtastic Jensen Eckles all over her blog? Is he supposed to be Masen?? I am confused. I picture Masen like this…
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-set?.out=jpg&id=TqYG1-Dz3RGxk4tN5cOP_A&size=l
That ff is actually really good. I was a little scared at first, turned on, but scared. Obviously Edward is easy to love, but there is something about that Masen that I like.And that pic for Masen is exactly what I imagined.
Exactly! It is really good! Well written, much thought behind the storyline. Very very very creative. I was seriously speechless at first after I started reading it, if you can imagine that. haha It is seriously amazing. I cringe sometimes and peek through my hands at Masen’s actions cause he is such a demon, but I can’t help just like Bella to be drawn to him and keep reading what scary crap he comes up with next. I couldn’t believe what he showed Edward he did to Bella stringing her up in that contraption and she is crying and yet turned on. haha WTF?! Right? haha But yes, that is Masen to me all the way!
And I found these 2 pics as well for Masen…
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/ddd2vqbv_157cn6qckfm_b.jpg
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/itsjustme-rob-pattinson.png
I also am dying to know what happened with his mother that made him split into evil demon Masen and sweet angelic Edward.
And I have a feeling that when Masen finds Renee and Phil, he will definitely kill torture them and kill them, don’t you think?
And lastly, I am freaking out that Jacob and his pack just cornered her in the kitchen alone, Masen better get the f*ck downstairs and save her add fast! Gah! I hope Masen comes downstairs! Please, please, please! *biting nails*
@SpunkMe
LOL! Steve is a friend of mine… someone I’ve known since I was like 13. There was never anything between us… he was married to my best friend for a while when we were younger. He’s a nice guy… but can also be a complete idiot when it comes to women.
Anyway he’s a military type… spent a lot of time in the army (and is still in the reserves), but is now teaching HS History. Tall, brown hair… not bad looking but not Rob, either. I haven’t seen him in a while, but we keep in touch on Facebook.
The back of your had looks exactly how I imagined it… my dream self must be psychic. And, you have to ask what he was doing? Really? LOL! Well, I guess it was more what YOU were doing… since all I saw was the back of your head and all… *wink*
I know! I was expecting a lot worse from that chappie, but I just about PML when I found out what he was spanking her with! And Jacob and his pack, OMFG! I cannot wait to read the next chapter. I hope it’s Masen that wakes up to deal with that, and not Edward, otherwise I don’t want to imagine what’s going to happen to Bella……..
Can’t get enough of this story, thanks to my twisted mind……
JAG I wish I was inside your mind for just one day … you know like in “Being John Malcovich” (sp.??) just to know how you come up with BRILLIANT posts every day. Seriously … you ROCK!! <3
I LOL when I read "What the fuck are sexpenders" since it was written in the note sent with the new Stoli. So I think there's a very, very good chance Rob Googled that.
But I'd love to know if Rob Googled "How to please an older woman in bed". Maybe he'll do some research for his role in Bel Ami.
Now about "Twi Porn staring Robert Pattinson" …ummm… well if he did Google that and read some … I'd like to know what he thinks about those stories. Does he get all hot and bothered by them too??
Haven't read any of the comments yet, but I'm sure our OCDR Club President or executive or a member has already said something re: selling the ON shirt. LOL
Love being John Malkovich. So wack. <3
One of the best movies evah!
Yup, great movie. I like quirky movies…whacked, if you will.
google
name machine
cedward, robstien, tobward (Toby from Haunted Airman), salvward (Little Ashes)
JAG…once again…kick*ss funny post!!
Re: selling the ON shirt – SNM runs to ebay, just in case….
What I think he’s googling:
“how to steal your best friend’s shirt without messing up the friendship”
“is it dangerous to wear the same pair of fruit of the looms for a week?”
“is there a pizza pocket of the month club?”
wow! just reading the posts of today. Between JAG talking with Sam B. and all he said to her -and knowing how high this website comes up in a Google search; It is highly probable Rob has visited this website. wow! It’s kind of freaky. I can’t imagine how you must feel JAG, and you others. Kind of freaky, or giddy or surreal I guess?! Don’t know what to think about the Robert person posting- and Rob wearing the clothes that the Robert posted he would –and he did— really? whoa.
I can’t help think he wonders what all the fuss is about. I bet he doesn’t get all the NC-17 inspired lust in the 18+.—I mean well over 18 set. lol
I read a print interview from Canada today where Rob mentions reading Twilight Fan Fiction. I wonder which ones he has read?? That’s pretty wild too!
I wonder if Kstew and our Rob do the acting fanfic thing. Like he reads his lines and she reads hers or vise versa for fun.
Hey, it could be a form of “method acting.”
Completely OT… but I have to share.
My 6yo came up to me just now and said, “You know what I’m going to be when I grow up? A ballerina princess frycook veterinarian!”
How’s that for ambition?
At least it’s not like the time when she was 2yo and she said, “Mom, when I grow up, I want to be fat… just like you!” I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry…
corn porn
has this one been said?
rob would totally google corn porn.
i mean…he looked like he was really enjoying that corn.
and i really enjoyed watching him enjoy it.
k i should stop, that sounded incredibly strange.
Has everyone seen this already? ROB-PANTIES??!? Look at the cratch of them! I think it’s very funny but, there are a lot of posts against them…like who dosn’t want to sit on Rob’s face?! Geez…
http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2009/10/so-so-wrong-robert-pattinson-panties.html