Robert Pattinson like to Googles himself…
*Snicker* that sounds so perverted. WIN!
So even though we all know *wink* that Rob googles himself, he confirmed it in a Harper’s Bazaar interview released this week. Here’s what he said… *waves to Rob* Leave us a comment, use Beautiful Bastard as your screen name teehee
Who Googles themselves more?
Kristen: “Rob.”
Rob: “She would say me, but I reckon it’s her. If either one of us catches the other one doing it, we’re like, Jesus Christ, is that what you’re looking at? And the other one’s on their phone pretending to text. I look up my competition more than she does. I’m incredibly shallow. I think she just looks at herself.”
More Rob googling himself Wankbert after the lube…
So I got to thinking, what would Rob google other than his own name on the internet…hmmm I think he’d treat Google like a magic 8-ball *snicker*
How to get six pack abs in 2 weeks or where to buy spray on six pack abs
The Beer and Hot pocket diet
Does Robert Pattinson have a girlfriend
Could Robert Pattinson kick Taylor Lautner’s ass in a fight – um yea NO
Is Robert Pattinson hot – a little ego boost for baby.
Robert Pattinson’s ass - can’t find this on Google Rob you need to eat something
Is there really nothing wrong with a little bump n grind
How to make your peen sparkle
The Tuck
How to tame your happy trail
What do the lyrics to let me sign mean
Bitch-b-gone spray in bulk
Pube maintenance
Running like a human for Dummies
Laundry service
What the fuck are sexpenders
Where to buy a Russian stoli shirt
Mapquest: nearest dumpster
Do chicks dig Robert Pattinson
How to please an older woman in bed
Should doods wear birkenstocks
Twi Porn staring Robert Pattinson - to get some pointers
Books to read to look cool
Eye Fucking 101
Mapquest: nearest Salvation Army
Robert Pattinson is way cooler than Zac Efron right?
How to be sexy without even trying
How to sell a craptastic Old Navy Dad shirt on ebay *wink*
Snicker, you guys had to know I’d take a jab at the ON shirt 
Alright PattinAngels, what do you think Rob is googling these days??
Post number 1?????
Whew, ok, I can actually post now! I was so jazzed to be the first one that I jumped at the chance!
This google list is hilarious!! I laughed so loud when I saw the Birkenstocks question, because not two seconds before that I saw that pic and went, “Are those fucking BIRKENSTOCKS??”
Let’s see… what else might he Google?
1. How to seem both extremely intelligent and completely clueless at the same time.
2. Dictionary.com: Adorkable, Vagsplosion, Jizztyping
3. What is ‘the vamp’?
4. Sam’s Club: shipping costs for crates of heineken, cigarettes, underwear, socks and Twix bars.
5. What are manties?
6. Butt secks?
7. Nordstrom’s Boys Suitcoat Dept.
8. Is hobo chic out this year?
9. youtube: The Grunt Heard Round the World
10. Japanese translation of “Get on your knees and suck it.”
LMAO @ foof!! Number 1 for sure… though, number 10 is a very close second.
Well, he seems to already know #1 and 2. And he’s a pro at it!
HAHAHA…#10…HAHA! I also agree that he’s already got #1 & 2 down pat, who knows, maybe he googled those last year.
foof76—had just recovered from JAG’s Robgoogle-induced laugh attack when i started in on your post no.1—a virginal contribution so to speak—now have a stitch in my side—#10 sent me completely over the edge—LMFAO—xox
LMFAO Foof. I may have to do a reader edition of what Rob googles. #10 so WIN!
OMG foof! I just LMFAO at your post! #10! GAH! haha
I pink puffy <3 you, foof! My personal fave is #9 – that grunt got me fired up.
But what's been really getting me lately are Rob's thighs. OMG, so hot.
Like here: http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/hb2-1.jpg
And I just have to say – Birkenstocks – WTF?????
Wow, thinking that’s the first time I’ve ever seen Birky-Rob and I just about fell outta my chair. That’s frickin’ hilarious! LOL
My sugestion? How to ennunciate while singing “i’l be your lover too” with a ciggie hanging from your lips… You can totally tell…
…but just the image of him singing that, sitting on a bed in his button flys, barefoot, no shirt, SEX HAIR, beer on the side table…
what was I talking about agian?
Ummm…. is there video of this? Just askin’…
Oh my……
ahfjkhfkjdskfj
Ahh…look. There goes my sanity.
Nora, yes. There needs to be a video somewhere.
Have NO idea what you were talking about *gone to my happy place*
WHAT?!! A video of him sitting on his bed singing, wearing nothing but buttonfly’s….OMG…if that actually exsisted….I would DIE!
“Rob singing, sitting on a bed in his button flys, barefoot, no shirt, SEX HAIR” *THUD*
If Rob has to gain weight for Bel Ami, the Heineken beer and Hotpocket diet may be successful. LOL
Exactly!
Love your new super cute avi Debbo!
Rob, sweetness, if you’re Googling yourself, I’m sure you’ll find the most love coming from right here. Um, I mean, right on this site…
Just Google “bring on the pretty” or “I.Am.Died.” (yes, written just like that) or “Robgasm” or “finger, hand, jaw, eye, ear, forearm, or teeth porn” and you’ll be set.
Speaking of I.Am.Died., feast your eyes on this little gem: http://www.zazzle.com/i_am_died_mug_v2-168712239417102798 I am so getting one, or three! LOL
Bring on the pretty!! That one will definitely work!
Oh, I want one!!
I want one, too!
Oh, you mean the cup? LOL! For a sec, I thought you were talking about the pretty…
That too!!
I want the mug AND the pretty!
*snicker* You found my zazzle store “Frock-Teez” I haven’t had time to stock it and Summit has tried to claim ownership of I.am.died. FUCKERY. I thought they would take them down but they havent yet. I need to stock the store some more LOL
OKAY!! You girls HAVE to click the link, and scroll down and look at the ROBtees on the right….
…why does it look like a middle-aged man with a beer gut is wearing a “LITTLE MISS PATTINSON” tee???!!!! WTF?!?! lmao…
JAG, Oh MAN your TAGS are PRICELESS today.
“Pube maintenance” of course is my personal favorite! lol
I’m diggin my new AVI. I was going to go with the beautiful smile picture I posted near the end of last night’s post and it’s beautiful, but this is so dramatic. I love him in a leather jacket and he looks SO dramatic in his pose and facial expression. LOVE IT.
Hope nobody else is using it right now…——>
I still see the same one. Yeah, I know… but I’m too lazy to do that. I wouldn’t recognize you with the new one, anyway…
Shit. It’s supposed to be black and white and Rob is wearing a leather jacket and has his hand in his hair. Anybody see that?
AVI CHECK.
AVI CHECK
Never mind…keeping the old one. sorry
Oh, I see it now! Pretty!
I think I need to address the Hot Pocket/hot pocket issue. Do we really think that Rob (king of sarcasm and dirty thoughts) really meant the food item?
I think not. I think Mr. Pattinson was speaking of a certain hot pocket that he enjoys, preferably filled with pepperoni, that had nothing to do with food… Just a thought…
And sausage… I’m sure he likes his hot pockets filled with sausage…
He likes the pepperoni one I think.
He was mad when they added the LEAN Hot Pockets to their line of Hot Pockets line. I remember him talking about that….he he he
All I know is my hot pocket is busting at the seems and bubbling over thinking of rob’s sausage!! Oh sorry….T.M.I??
LOL @ hot4rob!
Debbo… knock, knock… are you home? LOL! I wasn’t talking about ACTUAL sausage. *snicker* hot4rob got my drift…
But, yeah… if you’re talking about actual Hot Pockets, the kind you eat *snort*… I mean, ingest… I’m pretty sure he said he likes the pepperoni & sausage ones… all meat. *thud* No Lean Pockets for Rob…
Nora,
DUH….I’ve been up all night…little slow.
Yeah Rob definitely likes the hot pockets to be full of (his)meat!
I’ve got a nice PITA POCKET for rob to put his hot pocket “MEAT” into….LOL
I just hope it’s not “vienna sausage”. JUST A JOKE.
Nah Debbo, I’m pretty sure it’s salami!
spunkransomlover….(that’s what KRISTEN said….) (salami).
I like my hot pocket filled with sausage. Big fat juicy ones.
just sayin.
Rob is googling: “How to build an underground home”. LOL
Since Rob’s life has changed and he has no privacy and can’t find a place to escape the PAPZ…..PLUS he’s paranoid. YES, ROB, I HAVE FOUND YOU A HOME UNDERGROUND. LOL
HOW ABOUT A MISSLE SILO HOME? hahahhahahahhahahahhaha
http://www.missilebases.com/
It a good idea in theory, but it be better, if he doesn’t actually build it himself. I fear for him. I would volunteer to help though. *wink*
“How to buy a private island”. Or “Johnny Depp’s private island”.
JOHNNY DEPP actually owns his own private island. All Rob needs is one near England. LOL
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2009/06/johnny-depp-vanity-fair-cover-notes.html
Yes, Rob needs a private island. He can raise cows.
Johnny Depp also has a house about 15 minutes away from me. I think Rob needs a house about 15 minutes away from Johnny’s…
@woodstock… You’re way, of course…
Then I could come live with you, right?
Woodstock, Nora, can I move in too?
@Nora—cows?—<3
Woodstock, Nora, SpunkRansomLover,
Can I move in too? LOL
We may need bunk beds…it may get crowded at your place. LOL
Yes, cows. You know… an island off the coast of England… Jersey’s. Yeah, it was dumb.
I hope woodstock has a big house… s’all I’m sayin’…
I’d be willing to pitch a tent in the yard, or better yet have Rob pitch a tent in his pants! Hey Woodstock, are there any dumpsters near your house?
girls, I’d be honoured to have you all. I must say it’s a little crowded around here, I might have to share with Rob due to space restrictions. Y’all can share the sofa, the floor, the wardrobe, etc etc.
spunkransomlover- of course there’s no dumpsters around here! *indignant* I’m quite willing to pretend though…
@ Nora- how’s this for a deserted island for you?! I can practically see it from my bedroom window!
http://www.steepholm.org/
Yeah, woodstock… I think that would work! Do you think the cows would fall off? *snicker*
Hey Woodstock – Do you live near Weston? Haha! I’m originally from Thornbury, about 12 miles north of Bristol (but came to live in London when I was 19). I can remember going to Weston with my mum and dad and brothers when I was a kid, eating jam sandwiches (with sand!) and riding the donkeys!
Rob is googling: “LAUNDRY CARE 101″ LOL
He just needs to get rid of few clothes he has lying around. Say, for example, that jacket he was wearing when he was leaving Japan.
I think he must have borrowed that one from Kris…
yea jen…hahahah…”just for example”
alright alright i’m changing my avi back…i see at least 3 of the same picture…it’s SO DAMN pretty…i’ll just save it to my desktop and phone instead
“Running like a human for Dummies” <—that made me snort soda up my nose
I loved that. He’s just run too cute.
He even said himself that he runs like string cheese, now whenever my daughter eats string cheese, I think of Rob running!
First off, Holy Rugged Rob! Mmmm, that first pic reminds me of a guy that wants to pull off on the side of a deserted road in the middle of the woods and bang a chick on the hood of a car. One please!
Secondly, JAG, I adore you. This post had me all fucking giggly, and snorting, and laughing so obnoxiously I think my kids were fearing for my sanity. It’s okay, they are 3 & 2, they’ll understand eventually.
Thirdly, what would Rob google? (Foof, btw, I heart you so hard. You make me laugh as well.)
– What is the appropriate angle & strength in which you should smack a girl’s ass with the Cullen Cuff?
– What is a Robism? (after googling) What is the most common Robism? (after googling) Damn, I think I need to search out these RAoR ladies.
– Is there any legal actions that can be taken for placing my lips on the inside of ladywear (I love Nina!)? <— poking fun even though I seriously was slightly disturbed by this, to each their own, I suppose
– How many times can Christina4 use "fuck" in her posts about me?
Lastly, I have to tell my favorite PattinAngels about my latest excursion into the "real world" and my most recent act of mortification. Word to the wise, while I speak Robisms on a daily basis, those less enlightened to the awesomeness that is Rob and JAG will never understand.
So, I'm in Wal-Mart and happen to walk past these two ladies speaking with one another and think I hear "Ass Candy." Me being the ever-outgoing, bubbly person, I immediately turn around, and quirk my brown, then question excitedly, "Corn Porn?" They both give me a "what the fuck" look and instead of retreating with my dignity and sanity, I begin to ramble, "Roblumber, Sexpenders, Peakaboo Manties, StoliShirt, BendyRob… GQ… Vanity Fair… fuckhawtness… BB?" They just stare at me like I need to be placed in a straight-jacket. I sigh deeply and in attempt to save myself ask, "Didn't you say AssCandy?" Both of the woman give me a puzzled, slightly scared look, and then shake their heads 'no.' Then the woman stepped to the side & said, "Halloween candy. It's on sale."
Needless to say, I ran quickly from the aisle and repeatedly berated myself for being an asstard and *facepalmed* myself into oblivion.
~Christina
Lmao! Aw!!! They just don’t know what they’re missing.
Christina, LMFAO, that is hilarious, I can see how you confused ‘ass candy’ from ‘halloween candy’
omg cant stop laughin at that one, prob cos I could so see myself doin the same thing
jizz & fail, actually RuggedRob would be pic 2- the scruffy, brown coat one.
And I seriously doubt that Rob would google my name, but wishful thinking takes up the small part of my brain that my Robsession doesn’t inhabit.
LMFAO! OMG Christina, I would have died if I’d done that! How you managed to get out of the aisle before the floor swallowed you up, I’ll never know!
No, you didn’t! Bwhahahahahaha!!!
I’m crying, Christina… seriously crying I’m laughing so f*cking hard right now…
LMFAO Christina! I just fell off my chair! Those ladies probably went home and told everybody they know about the strange encounter they had with some weird woman who was babbling something about cornporn and asscandy, or maybe they were so curious as to what it all actually meant, that they went home and googled it!
Christina LOL I <3 you hard. Clearly those women knew EXACTLY what you were talking about but are so deep on the DL. *Wink*
LMAO! Chris, you are the coolest chick at Walmart!
c4, so sorry about your asstard incident, but you made me cackle! a really really loud cackle.
my fave is when you ran down the litany of robisms, and god i could just see their faces. i give you ten points for sticking with it, and another ten for even trying to ascertain if they were raor pattinpervs like the rest of us.
<3 u hard girl.
OMG!!! I lit’rlly snorted coffee out of my nose when I read your Walmart story. That shit hurts & my nose burns right now but it was so worth it. That has got to be the funniest thing I’ve heard. Kudos to you for keeping it together. <3 u hard!
I’m proud to be the source of everyone’s laughter today. I’ll forever be THAT crazy lady with a weird obsession for magazines, food and porn, and some guy named Rob in precarious positions to them. It’s the highlight of my life really, I tell ya!
OH SHIT! LMFAO! That is too great!!
Christina, Christina…you always make me LMAO with your escapades….you are so funny! I would have loved to be a fly on the wall to hear that conversation and see those women’s faces…..and yours!
I was in Ralph’s grocery store last night, checking out the mags, and looking for VF…that’s my mission right now! I was looking at a NM book and this little tweenie walked up and said, “Oh, do you like Rob Pattinson?” I mumbled something about “yes, he’s so HAWT” and she said (I swear)…..”Aren’t you a little old for him?” and walked off…..I coulda/shoulda smacked her! We’re never too old for our Rob, are we????? *sigh*
LMFAO Christina!!!!!!!!!!! Can’t breathe.
I have decided to adopt you as my new fave Wal-Mart shopping partner!
I have WTM for Target already!
Any takers for Sam’s Club or PetSmart?? haha
@Sus
I almost didn’t recognize your avi, cause you got a hawt pic of Rob there now instead of the pink monster! I had to do a double take! And LMFAO at your story too! Yes, you should have smacked her! haha
On a similar note I had a facepalm-smack-myself type of moment just umm yesterday I think it was. I was standing in my kitchen talking to Smom on the phone and she said something about Bel Ami and Rob. ( *pause for jizz talk*) ok so then she says something about Nicole Kidman playing opposite him and (I swear WTF is wrong with me?!?!?! But) out of my mouth tumbles “What?! But she’s too old for him!!” LMFAO immediately!! *Facepalm* WTF am I saying?! I said and then Smom said “Uh Yeah, WTF are you saying?!” Nevermind, I think it was under a moment of stress when this happened. I am claiming durress. haha In fact, I think he should sex up Demi Moore and Courtney Cox. haha Go Coogs! RAWR!
Dear PattinAngels and Rob,
Please forgive my faux pas slip moment of insanity. I seriously don’t know why I said that. I’m in thearapy with Smom currently to figure it out. haha
<3,
Spunk
Christina
Ah, bless your heart and respect to you, (a) for the having the balls to say Corn Porn to strangers in the first place, and (b) carrying on with what passed in your/our world as an explanation. LMFAO!!
Sus
I wish you had smacked that kid (but then you probably would have been arrested!) But I think I would have yelled after her “Better too old than too young – at least he could shag me!”
SpunkMe
Tsk tsk! What of what were you thinking – hmm, I think I know: You were actually thinking that you’re a lot younger than you actually are! Oh, and not sure what you see on screen for Christina’s avi, but I see this hot mama, leaning against a wall (presumably waiting for Rob to shag her against it!) Is that not what it is?
What can I say, I’m a true Aquarian- exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, frank, serious minded, genial, refined, sometimes ethereal, and idealistic, though this last quality is tempered with a sensible practicality. They are quick, active and persevering without being self-assertive, and express themselves with reason, moderation and sometimes, a dry humor. (Btw, I find astrological signs amazing. It’s so weird that what month we a born in can determine our personality. Does anyone not act like their sign suggest they do, just curious?)
SUS
Let me paint you a picture. ME, enthusiastically waving my hands around, bouncing on my toes, and speaking probably a little too loud through my excitement (until my chatty nature slowed throughout the Robisms when they were indeed giving me the “what in the fucking hell is she talking about” look). THEM, sort of slack jawed, glancing at each other out the corner of their eyes, all ending with a “what the hell just happened here” expression. At this point I probably pouted a little & then when the lady stepped aside, indeed showing me the ON SALE HALLOWEEN CANDY display, my mouth formed into a tiny ‘O’ & then crossed into a “fuck me, I’m such an idiot” gaze, turned tight smile before I tucked my tail between my legs and ran.
SPUNK
If I’m 23, what does that make me? I don’t want to be “just a normal girl,” and I can’t be a cougar or a Puma. So, am I a tiger cup or a cheetah?
FluffyLiz
“Corn Porn” really disturbed them, I think. Ooops! Oh well, at least it was well-received here. As for my avi, um… Hot mama? Prolly not so much. Leaning against a wall? Absolutely Waiting for Rob to shag me against it? Please & thank you, fantasizing in 3…2…1… Oh yeeeeaaaaahhhh!
type fail- Tiger Cub
Oh & the S-I-L refers to me as Jalice remix, a bouncy, spunky, loud, 5ft ball of excited with a little Jasper Southern twang
Yes, Spunk and I have been attending group therapy sessions since our release from the hospital. Our psychiatrist believes we are suffering from a codependent condition called Chronic Pattinson Delerium that compels us to either be texting, callling or emailing 24 hours per day to discuss Robert Pattinson and all things Twilight. The acute phase of this condition can be triggered by the release of fuckhawt Rob pics, videos or interviews resulting in fangirl squeeing, hormonal hot flashes, and the uncontrollable desire to log on to RAoR to discuss these reactions with others sharing the same affliction. I’m happy to report that absolutely no progress toward recovery has been demonstrated. Straightjackets remain on standby.
Christina … I <3 you big time! That is all.
SpunkRL … I'm sure those women DID Google that! LOL
SpunkMe … Demi & Courtney are awesome cougars indeed. And if I lived near you, I'd be glad to be your PetSmart shopping partner cause I love cute furry little things & <3 you.
I love you guys! You are my heroes, my idols, what I aspire to be… <3
I think he might had taken Eye Fucking 101 because I was going through my Robporn collection and I started comparing the sexy, smoldering eye fuck stare and, he’s certainly gotten it down to a science.
Where to buy Russian Stoli shirt?? How ’bout you wear the one you were sent Rob? I mean, it only right that you wear your gift.
And Rob? You are definitely cooler than Zac Efron. And you are sexy w/o even trying. I mean, we have ladies here who will blow you by a dumpster. Ah who am I kidding? I’m one of those too.
I’m already on my knees, ready and waiting Rob…wait..wtf was that? Oh…stupid rat!
jenn0910—if Eye Fucking 201 is grad level & there’s still a 301 (post)doctoral level then trust me Rob is teaching Eye Fucking 301—<3
Yes… Professor Pattinson! *fantasizing in 3…2…1…*
What about:
“Buttoning shirts 101″ – that one he could def need assistance with that one…
I’ll help. For free!! One shirt at a time and one button at a time.
I’ll help him un-button his shirt!
buttons? buttons? did s.o. mention Rob’s buttons—as the button fetishist in this crowd the Assist-Rob-with-His-Buttons-Line forms behind me—<3
Although it’s not ideal, I’ll take your sloppy seconds expatz! I love me some misbuttoned shirts! Gah!
Another post full of WIN JAG!!!! I lit’rally had to stiffle my laughter at these gems…
“Robert Pattinson’s ass – can’t find this on Google Rob you need to eat something”, “Is there really nothing wrong with a little bump n grind?” and “Running like a human for dummies” – HILARIOUS!!
How about…
1. Sewing for Dummies… I’m sure he never googled this (ex: frankenpants and stoli shirt) but it’s clear that he should!
2. Clever disguises that won’t get you recognized by girls or paps (I’m glad he went with sunglasses, hat and hoodie even though face transplant would be his only viable option) :p
3. How to caterwaul like a pro
4. How to seduce a tomboy with a boyfriend in less than a year…
(Too far???? It’s all in jest. I like KStew.)
5. Unplottable land for sale??
Sewing for dummies – HILARIOUS! And:
“How to pick sewing thread to match the colour of your clothes”
love the unplottable land! a throw back to HP, i assume
CeCe, your list is so funny! hee hee
Thanks ladies!
Isn’t that exactly what he needs though?? I mean…the guy can’t go anywhere!!!
And yeah mimi, unplottable land was kind of an HP throw back…but honestly I think it sort of speaks for itself in general. I couldn’t think of another way to put it and that is exactly what I meant. “Land not found on a map” just doesn’t sound as cool.
T
Woah – anyway as I started to type…
Has anyone heard this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZVF49-KvpM
And has anyone seen this? http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2821562&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=2219055965&id=808196811#/photo.php?pid=2839569&op=4&o=all&view=all&subj=2219055965&aid=-1&oid=2219055965&id=808196811
Because I never have before…
Oh.My.God… that picture… I.Am.Died.
I love the title over that photo. I should start one of those folders!
MyRobbie… “Because I read Twilight I have unrealistic expectations in Men” is a group on Facebook…
Did anyone else go through the rest of the pics on that page? There’s some more good ones, and some funny ones of Rob in different costumes!
Yeah, I was laughing at those… too funny…
oh god the fukhawt scruffy jaw porn is my all time favorite….i want to suck on it like a lemon slice
I’m totes joining that group!
I put this up mainly because I’d never seen it, but also because Rob in red = EPIC WIN!!! And you ladies should TOTES join the group! I go there all the time…many times they have pics I’ve never seen any where else…
And yes I joined initially because of the name. 
I don’t know if anyone has seen these yet but I just laughed my ass off for about ten straight minutes.
There are three of these so far, but I’m just going to post one here so as not to hog all the space. If you laugh as hard as I did, go check out the others, they get even better!
LMAO foof!!!
HAHAHA! ROTFL!
LMAO!!!
Googling “Driving for dummies”. LOL
*snort*
True story, SRL… true story.
Ok, I got lost again… that was supposed to go under the ‘ass’ one below…
Googling: “Ass implants”. LOL
Unless he gains weight…
See… I think is ass is just fine. But, if he wore tighter jeans, you’d be able to tell better. A lot of what he wears is baggy in the butt…
Nora, You’re probably right….
OK….how about googling this then: , “TIGHT PANTS.COM”
Ass pants?
Nora…”ass pants” hehehe…
Are ass pants just tight pants with ass padding inside? LOL
I just made a really CUTE Rob AVI. It’s a keeper. Dunno when it’ll show up..
ROB IS SO CUTE. gahhhh
I think Rob’s ass is perfect, and I think he wears baggy-ass pants so we don’t all go into asscandy overload!
True story, SRL… true story.
ROFLMFAO!!! *wipes tears*
TOTALLY, COMPLETELY, ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS JAG!!!!
I can’t even pick out on or two that got me laughing my ass off…all were so freakin hilarious!!
So great!! I needed a good laugh tonight.
JAG, you’re are the best!! Hands down!
ahem…you’re or you are…not you’re are…hehehe
googling: “Hobos R US” (a store named that). LOL
Now I want to open a thrift store and call it “Hobos R Us”.
If you build it, they will come…
Ooohhh! Nora – you should totes start one in Vancouver so that when they’re filming Breaking Dawn he can shop there! Do it!! There’s enough time!
I’d have to build one in Portland, too… just in case the rumor is true that they’re not going back to Canada for BD. That’s ok, though… I could have a chain of them and become a mogul…
Ahhh. its makes me smile big that Rob googles himself, if I was him, I know I would
I think the one I like best on here, is the Fanfics, feat. Robert Pattinson. B’coz some of them are just likke, mhmmm WOW
Ahhh, my avi is still being stupid.
I see it just fine… beige sweater, right?
Ahhh, it must just be my computer then,,
Stupid thing XD.
Thanks (:
Yeah I see it too, nicola.
haha. i love it. thanks for sharing JAG =)
Too funny, I have’nt laughed out this loud in a long time and I so needed it after all these days of pented up sexual robtension!!
So ladies, since I’m still fairly new to RAoR, I’m not quite sure what all these references to dumpsters mean. Can someone please enlighten me?
I shall refer you here: http://letterstorob.wordpress.com/2009/04/30/dumpster-diving-with-robert-pattinson/
And now you will understand.
i am new too, and i have to say that you all crack me up and i am so happy i finally have a place to call home.
so i have a question too, where did “I. am. died.” come from?
I always thought JAG started that one because I think I saw it here first, but everyone uses it now…you’d have to ask the woman herself.
Rob Googles: Dumpster diving accessories kit
lmao accessories kit..knee pads and heinies
i.am.died started back in Feb. Someone posted a link to a video on YT in the comments at LTR and the first comment under the video was i am died. It was either some serious ass jizztyping or english was her second language. Either way it was fucking hilarious and we all just ran with it.
“Dumpster diving accessories kit”, LMFAO, Nora & IGD!
JAG… maybe it was someone from Scummit… and now they think they own that shit…
Can someone explain to me how and when Scummit decided they owned words. Surely they can’t be serious – does this mean no one can say ANYTHING that has ever appeared in a book, play, movie, advert or any other place where the written word is used? Well, if they do, they can just stick it up their arses! I have never used the expression, but if that’s how it is I’m gonna write it everywhere – on Twitter, in blogs, on f*cking WALLS …. someone give me a can of spray-paint NOW! Fuckers!
Awww, yeah…. Fluffy’s gonna tag stuff!! Bring it on, girlfriend!
Thanks CeCe for schooling me on the dumpster reference. That was hilarious! And damn, if Rob doesn’t look hot in that picture.
Wow…I never knew the story behind the phrase but it makes complete sense.
That’s hilarious though because the first time I read it I was like…hmmm…that’s definitely not proper english, but then I just assumed dead wasn’t good enough so someone used died instead? I should have deduced that it was either a foreigner or just jizztyping like most cool phrases coined in this Robcentric universe of ours!
Absolutely hilarious JAG! loved them all
hope he googles – hot MILFs in Bella wigs
or
whos goin down?
have a great day!!!
LMFAO IGD! I think if he googled “who’s goin’ down?”, it would probably just lead him here!
Love it!!!! If loving Rob is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right! Maybe he could google Hot MILFs on RAoR? We’re here, Robby, waiting sweetheart . . . just waiting . . .
am still waiting guess he hasnt time to google us right now SRL
hey 1peeler you have seriously f*&ked me up with your damn fine video. Mr IGD has been away all week and I am sitting her starin out the window waiting for his taxi to pull up so I can take it out on him lol, I may or may not be wearing a Bella wig
LMAO!!! You go girl!!! Show Mr. IGD just how much you loved the viddy!!!
Birkenstocks!!!??? How have I not seen this pic? I swear to jeebus if a pic surfaces of him wearing crocs….::shudders:: well if i could get a erection that would make me lose it. Birks and crocs are like the anti-jizz.
Ah, but Birks are comfy… and sometimes, that matters more…
Crocs, however, just make your feet sweaty…
I was kinda shocked at the birks! never seen that look. poor baby, he just doesn’t know. and I guess he has a right to be “comfortable” makes the nikes look super hot.
Ugh! I hate guys in Crocs! I am soooo glad Rob doesn’t own any!
Crocs on a guy just look gay.
Yeah, Birks are probably questionable, but I have enough laid-back wannabe-hippie guy friends that it doesn’t seem weird to me… and, like I said, they’re comfortable! You shouldn’t wear them just ANYWHERE, though.
Well, I guess that’s another one for the OCDR club…
I agree with Celeste.
Birks make his Nikes look hawt and that says a lot since theu are shiteous after all.
JAG bloody love it that’s the second time this week i’ve spat coffee all on my monitor.
how to please an older woman in bed please he needs to google that then come find me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
That is all.
Is it the December issue of Harpers that has the Rob/Kristen photo shoot in? If so, what in the hell’s name is bloody Posh doing on the cover of Harpers over here? I do NOT want to see that scrawny-arsed bint. Can’t even get a copy of VF yet. The world’s gone mad, I tell you!!
Thank you for another wonderfully fabulous post JAG xxx
I know RYG Ive been to WH Smith every day this week, getting nowhere fast and very frustrated…
I was shocked to RYG, and Angry when I went to buy Harpers yesterday and saw posh on the cover. I picked the mag up, angrily flicking thou it .. then chucked it down in disgust
are we not getting them over here then? I have been known to ask my local independent newsagent to order me one specially… oops didn’t mean to admit that. We do get Jackson snogging Ashley in Glamour magazine though, if any of you are that way inclined.
Sorry ladies – Don’t take me at 100% accurate on this, but I had heard that Rob and Kristen were on the US version of HB. Please don’t shoot the messenger!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
rob’syorkshiregirl i emailed harpers and we only get victoria bloody beckham on our december issue however i was in borders today and they told me they stock both the UK and US versions and they will have the us version by next weekend so i plan on getting mine there,they also said that vanity fair will be out next thursday or friday.
oh thank God for that, borders next week then, I was startin to really panic about that……actually thats really sad when I think about it lol
*How to please an older woman in bed* and I will happily be your tutor off charge! what can I say? I’m THAT unselfish! anything to help you dear Rob!!!
you should see this, the title says it all!!!!!!
Many thanks, ladies! And DAMN, I do wish I was his lover!! I would rock him til the daylight comes and beyond . . . I’m a little ashamed to admit this but, when I was making this viddy, I bumped my head on the computer screen more that once!!! I was sucked in by his wicked hawtness!!!! I think I need help!!!
DAMN!! Talkin’ ’bout i.am.died!!! 1peeler…shit, all I can say is “DAMN!”
*thud*
Lmao. I’ll admit…just got home from a night out…and I’m LOL’ing right now.
What do the lyrics to Let Me Sign mean…pahahaha
Running like a human??? Haaaah
Hey, I like the “ON” shirt.
I gotta say, it’s still with me from earlier, I hope Rob is googling “do chicks wanna see some Rob on Jackson action?”
Lulz…k I should really go to bed now =X Night PattinPervs ♥
Hey, Emz, was Jackson waiting for you at the bar??? Please say yes!!!
@Emz… I may or may not be agreeable to watching a little somethin’ somethin’ like that… *wink*
@Emz, you are too funny girl….Rob on Jackson action, I love it!
@Emz…http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/1bliss10.jpg
SHIZ!! It didn’t work! I had a little Jackson sumpin sumpin for ya!
Oh, I’ll open the door all right…
Rob Googles: Heineken Tree
LOL Nora! god, we should make him one and ship it to him for christmas
We should… it would be so much fun!! And, I’m sure he would appreciate it a LOT more than the cakes he was getting for a while there…
I remember that crazy cake thing. and, another bonus: heinys are more non-perishable than cake. ahhh, that would be fun.
O’ Heiny Tree, O’ Heiny Tree……
http://www.twitpic.com/mocxu
Nora / AtR … Wouldn’t that lead Rob to Annie?? LOL
Yep, probably. But, that’s ok… she deserves it… and we know she’ll share when she’s done…
I come down there stairs in the morning to face the mess my son as left me to clean up… I stare at the pile of dishes etc, he cant be bothered to put in the dishwasher and the tomato sauce dripped over the counter top ….I grab a coffee and my pc because I need RAoR before I can face it .. And im never disappointed… within second’s im laughing so hard and the world seems like a better place
My favs are
“What the fuck are sexpenders”
ROFL I can imagining him typing that
Twi Porn staring Robert Pattinson
I hope he reads the Dominant… hehe
I reckon he would Google:
How to use the wiper things on a BMW
Is it true that older chicks give better head?
venussleeping….hahahhahaha
The last one is a real winner! LOL Damned funny!
Being an older chick myself, I would have to say “of course they do”, to that last one!
You bet you’re add they do!!
Oh man, too bloody right. If he can round my house, he’d think he’d been sucked off by a f*cking Dyson!
Argghh, jizztyping – “if he CAME round my house” (he’d come!)
Hell yeah he would!!
Liz, LMAO @ “he’d been sucked off by a f*cking Dyson!” that’s priceless!!
JAG you are hilarious…Robert Pattinsons’ ass….yes, where has it gone?If he does the Hot Pocket and Heinekin diet then we have a good chance of seeing it again!
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2839557&id=808196811&op=4&view=all&subj=2219055965&aid=-1&oid=2219055965
This would be a great ass candy shot from a different angle. Does it exist?The angle, I mean.
Are you serious about that Sheena Easton song viddy? I can make that happen! Let me know. We can collaborate.
What do you think? Is it too 80s?I think done by someone who knows what they are doing, i.e. you, it could be great. I have never collaborated with anyone on anything like this but I’m excited.
I don’t mean to say that other people don’t have mad skills at video making. I just mean that I don’t.
No, it’s not too eighties! Actually, I have been listening to some Van Halen, circa 1984, and that song “I’ll wait” all about being obsessed with a person in a magazine! So I have totally been feeling the 1980′s!!! Hell, I still live there most of the time!! Anyone for John Hughes style teenage angst??? LOL!
I’ll have to listen to that song, I don’t remember it. If you are up for a challenge….the song “Juicy Pen” would be a great song for a vid also. It’s a little fast, but it’s A LOT pervy!
Fast and Pervy, I like where your minds at!!!
I’ll give it a listen, who sings it?
It’s by Ozi or DJ Ozi.My mind is always at the end of the gutter behind the dumpster!
Ooooo. How about “Obsession” by Animotion? Another great throwback to the 80s, and the name really says it all doen’t it?
I can do that! In fact I have that tune on my iPod!!! Let me know what pics you’d like to see with it!!
I dunno. I don’t know how to do it, but it should be a well rounded mix of f*ckhawtness. Like the US weekly shoot, maybe the mark segler shoot, New Japan shots, VF….whatever you want to put in it. I know it will be good, coz you are good at what you do. You are awesome.
and maybe a little RomeRob-cause he is the hawtest!!
finger measurements vs. peen length
He’s done that one for sure!
@Nora—why would he bother—he already knows the important one—<3
Because, guys are like that… that’s why. They measure EVERYTHING… and then wonder what it means…
Great post JAG!! I love the sexpenders one! Oh, I think he knows by now!
OK. The Birks. As a founding member of the OuiCannesDoRob club (OCDR), I have to represent. Sigh. I just love everything on him.
OK. I also have an ulterior motive for this defense, as yes, like the Old Navy shirt, my husband has that EXACT same pair of Birks. Well, used to, anyway. Adorkable science nerd, my husband. Adorkable and hot. Who went to Berkeley. So, anyway, I took it as another one of my signs that Rob and I have a special connection. Cause I’m kind of delusional like that. Magical thinking is one of my favorite pastimes!
Thanks for all the lovely, JAG. Robdrought but a memory, in the middle of a Robmonsoon! I love Robvember!
Replying to myself (sorry) – but I just remembered! My DH got tons of shizz for those Birks too. Part of the reason I loved it – I root for the underdog!
Anyway, a Chinese post-doc in his lab once, when they were talking about the said Birks said, “Yes, but these are for women, no?”
Rob, the OCDR is here for you!
Love your special connection theory MyRobbie, I do all that too….like his birthdays the same as my grandmas, I wear leather jackets, he wears leather jackets. Hes very pale Im very pale…I know Im stretching here but this is OCDR at its best…can I join?
Of course! We need all the help we can get!
coughcoughIactuallyliketheberkiescoughcough #dontjudgeme
@JAG—God’s in his heaven, all’s right with the world—was sad when you dissed the ON shirt (which i love) but am reconciled now that you admit to liking the berkies—LOL—<3
What expatz said!
JAG = closet OCDR member
JAG, do you like the Birks b/c the shirt he’s wearing in that pic is your favorite color on him? LOL if that’s the case.
I actually don’t mind the ON shirt, but it cracks me up that you might like the birks.
My special connection thing with Rob was when he said he used to play his guitar just for himself. I DIED. Because, remember ladies, that’s what I said in my fan letter to him about MY guitar playing (and it’s still the case. My guitar playing, just for me).
And his birthday is the same as my brother’s, I’m pasty white, and all that.
And I like the berkies too. I have no idea why, but I just can’t find it in myself to hate them for some reason.
love the Damn wish I was you lover video. Love that song, while attempting to down load from Itunes I jizztyped Damn wish i was you r lower!!!!
hey feathers, I must have watched that video a hundred times since yesterday. Holy crap it is so hot!!!!!! best one ive seen in ages…the music is perfect…I went on to itunes and got it too…
I love today’s post, just as I do everyday’s!
Sexpenders. Nearly spit out my coffee! Thanks for making my morning start out so great.
you know, I bet he googles Rob Pattinson and one other word and lets google start to autofill…..
Hilarious post full of f*cking awesomeness!! So funny, just what I needed!
The kids are off school and hubs is home today so I’m anticipating being RobBlocked most of the day. I bet googling that gets you to RAoR. I’m posting from my iPhone while on a “coffee run”.
Rob googles: Behind wich dumpster will I find the PattinPervs?
We should draw him a map!
Or, get him a GPS system with strategic locations already pre-programmed…