I am officially raising the Early Roblert Warning Level to JizzCon2 for the entire month of Robvember. Situation critical. Imminent danger to chairs, knickers, unsuspecting DHs, battery operated cough equipment
The pictures and videos that have come out of Japan this week have given me hope. YES, hope. Hope that we’re going to see some Real Rob during the New Moon press tour. The smiles, the giggles, the disappearing eyes, the muffin, *le sigh* Photo shoots are hot, that’s true, but nothing beats Rob being Rob in recorded interviews.
And just because we know Rob likes to Google himself, I wanna say…No Pressure Rob. Have fun with it and be yourself and f*ck the haters.
Seriously though, why am I even bothering typing anything here, as if anyone is going to read this with all the Old School Rob Porn that came out of Japan. blahblahblahjizzblahblahthudblahblahpoofblahblah
more JapanRob giving it to us good after the groannnn…
Gotta have a song for this post…a lil 80′s throw back!
New Knickers
Oxygen
New chair
more batteries
new external Hard Drive
I know you guys aren’t reading any of this *snicker* so I may as well post my shopping list
OMG
So I could post Japan Rob all f*cking day! HOT DAMN!
The Jizzeria of Japan Rob
- *closes eyes and repeats* I wish I was a mic, I wish I was a mic…
- FingerPorn – a timeless classic, perfect for any season, any reason *thud*
- Control ++++ Oh my muffin *eyes roll back in head*
- JawPorn oh how I missed thee *swoon*
- It’s back, it’s back! Rob smilin until his eyes disappear *sigh*
- OMFG either they have really small water bottle in Japan or his fingers are…………everything going black..
- Welcome home Sexy Smirk!





















































Absolutely fabulous! Thank You JAG! I love the bottom lip bite *swoon*
WOW! I just realized I’m the first to comment tonight! ;o)
I’m so excited!
And I am really looking forward to the new videos that are soon to grace youtube because of Rob’s sexy new photo shoots and interviews! YAY!!!
Hey RAEz…oddly enough, I checked my YT before I came here. Is that the vid you were talking about? Too cute! Yeah, I would’ve passed out or threw up on myself one!! LOL!
yep, that’s the one I was talking about ;o)
I’m so happy to see Real Rob ♥ I missed that gorgeous smile.
And there’s more to come *teehee*
I’m just at a loss for words. Oh Rob.
Ps. These Japan pics give EXCELLENT teeth porn *zones out*
Teeth porn??? *runs off to check*
Gotcha! I know what you mean. *smiles and wink*
I absolutely adore his teeth…just somethin’ about them.
Ah, well, now, Rob’s teeth ARE sexy. I’m seriously a hickie fan and always was one. I’m sure Rob could give great hickies with those cool teeth of his. My EX and I used to say we had a lot of BATS in our attic and my hickies were just “BAT BITES” and that was our excuse as to why I always had purple teeth marks on my neck. NO, ROB, I swear to God, I will not ask you to bite me. PROMISE. I think it would be funny if, like the Edwards often do in the fan fics, if Rob would just say fuck it and give Kristen the HICKIE FROM HELL! ‘Splain dat one. Just give em a dirty grin and say there were bats in the hotel….
bats!! hahaha…
i still get chills when i watch rob bite tyra…sdbfnjf
Did anyone else notice that in the movie “Twilight” Rosalie had a huge hickie on the right side near her collar bone? In the scene in the kitchen when Edward brings Bella home and Nikki breaks the bowl then goes into her little speech? I’ve watched the movie so many times and thought it was a birthmark until I saw other photos of Nikki with nothing there at all..I went around (shows how bored I get) pulling up photos of her and nope..not one of her photos had that mark, definately a hickie. Now everytime I watch that scene I look at her, then Rob and then Kristen and thinking..(well you know what I’m thinking..)
OOps…meant left side…right side if your watching, left side if you is her…
TEETHPorn? >>>>LOL! I’m in the dental business….TeethPorn….tee-hee!
Yes, HHH does have a lovely smile
This one’s my favorite http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/32.jpg
Are you having naughty thoughts Mr. Pattinson?
ME TOO!!
If I wasn’t before, I am now!!
Rob in that picture is saying: “When I get back to LA, my girl better be naked and ready to play FIND THE CONNOLI cause I’m horny for my girl!”
Oh, Annie….isn’t he so, so cute! *sigh*…it’s doin’ my soul good to see our happy, smiling Rob back. So glad these past dark days are over! Are we in hog, or should I say HHH Heaven or what? *GAH*…. only 2 weeks to NM!!! WOOT!
Me too Sus. It was so sad to see him unable to smile joyfully for SO LONG. All we saw was the papz crap and it was so so sad because we were all afraid he was really really unhappy and would disappear and leave us. I’m SO glad to see him smiling again. I do think Japan is very respectful of his space. The picture of him standing outside waiting for the car to the airport when he left? Nobody was hounding him. He was standing there peacefully, smiling. When he got back to LA, he was hiding behind car seats cause they couldn’t respect him. Rob’s smile is one of the most beautiful things in the world. It does make me happy to see him happy. I agree with everyone here. He’s just SO CHARMING and adorable. I love his fuckhawt looks in his photo spreads, but when you see REAL LIFE ROB smiling and joking around, NOW THAT’S BETTER THAN ANY PHOTO SHOOT!
Annie dies me!
OMG Annie that one is just….oh. Just….oh!
Me too! GAH! *poof*
he’s baaaack!
I am so happy I could cry! Our real Rob is back. God how I’ve missed him.
debbo -
“REAL LIFE ROB smiling and joking around, NOW THAT’S BETTER THAN ANY PHOTO SHOOT!”
Big hearty AMEN SISTA!!! for that. I totes agree.
Sweet Jezus…have mercy, mercy I beg you!
OMG annie, you just made my thought’s get naughtier(if that’s even possible)!
@Annie
Love that one!
@Debbo
Loved both your comments
” my girl better be naked and ready to play FIND THE CONNOLI” haha Yep, He might even go all Domward on her! Mmmm hmmm.
And yes, yes, yes, LOVE smiling, happy, carefree Rob.
@Sus
NM 2 weeks from today! WOOT! Can’t wait!!
Really JAG “…he likes to google himself”‘t see me talking about it on the net…oh wait you’re talking like actual Google…ah gotcha.. nevermind..
Be yourself Rob.. and Google away!
Hey that deleted half my comment it’s so not funny it should have read:
Really JAG “…he likes to google himself” Should we be talking about that he might be embarressed I mean I google myself all the time but you don’t see me talking about it on the net…oh wait you’re talking like actual Google…ah gotcha.. nevermind..
see soo much funnier!
pahahaa ♥
“it’s called a peen. it’s very common, you can google it.”
LOL
I have not seen him this happy since Cannes. It does my heart (and other regions!) good to see our old Rob back!
I hope that all the craziness of the coming month doesn’t send him back to the bad place again.
It has to be said, The Boy looks gooooood in brown!
Thanks, JAG!!!
The Boy looks good in anything!!
It’s interesting that he is wearing brown again in Japan, isn’t it. Does brown mean something in Japan? Maybe it is just a coincidence or they figure why fix it if it ain’t broke…put him in brown again. haha
Oh and I love that video! His face when the little girl was crying was so “Oh God…she’s crying. What do I do???” (typical guy!)
Actually I thought it was
“Crying? Is she crying? There’s no crying in New Moon! Chris Tell her there’s no crying in New Moon”
Or maybe it was:
Oh now, that’s a nice girl. Let me listen, she’s got some interesting things to say…
Ahah, yeah, quite right, mmmh, yeah, that’s nice hun… uh…hun… uh….whatcha doin’????…
Uhm…..no…no ..noooooohhh, please don’t go there, please don’t cry…. OMG, she’e crying so loudly, it drowns the voice in my ears, what’s she crying over?……Did her boyfriend break up? Did somebody told her she could win a kiss from me and now she terrified I have bad breath? Doesn’t she like brown? What’s she saying?!?! Should I console her? Hey, I’m a nice guy… Put my arms around her? Nooooo way, all hell breaks lose then, the paps will go grazy telling I shagged a Japanese fan…. Ok, just one arm then, she’s kinda cute…?…..
Ok, serious now.
JAG, how come you think nobody’s going to read your post?…. Lately it is the first thing in the morning I do. It’s not “I need my coffee” anymore. It’s “I need my RAoR-post.” Sometimes I feel I’m not addicted to mr. Pattinson (yeeey!!! I’m not sick and pathetic anymore!) but to RAoR. Uhm… yeah, that’s quite healthy….
And yes, even though there are pics of an insanely sexy guy underneath your lines, I always read what you have to say.
And yes, mr. Pattinson as mr. Pattinson, with all his wit and his manner….. sigh.
Siiiiiiiiiighhhhh.
LOL Vana, I agree…
I very rarely drink alcohol (I had A drink at my wedding 3 weeks ago and that was the first one in almost 5 years!), I don’t drink coffee, I don’t smoke, I don’t drink much soda pop anymore (2 or 3 a week as opposed to a 12-pack of Moutain Dew each day years ago!!!)
The only “bad” habit I have is Rob… if you can call it bad (I don’t)…
But hey, even if it IS bad or wrong, I sure as HELL don’t wanna be good/right!!!
…AND I read your posts, too, JAG… I even read your tags, which are always hilarious…
Great shopping list, though…. I think that is ALL of our shopping lists these days, lol
I wish Rob was my only habit, but sadly, I’m a smoker. And Rob is NOT helping me cut back on how much I smoke a day! Some (OK…maybe ALL) of these pics of him are better than sex (especially when you’re not getting any!) and I get all worked up with all the pervy posts and the talk of moaning and groaning and muffins and Robnanas and finger/ass/jaw/hair/mouth/tongue/teeth/arm/hand porn and asscandy, bumpin’ and grindin’, discosticks and jizzin’, Robcrotch, sexspenders, and mankisses..damnit…I’ll be back. I need a smoke!!!
Vana – You are hilarious! And I agree 100 %.
I wake up to read this blog, not to go to work! It starts my day off on a great note!
labegon81,
thanks, I’m doing my best
And of course…. when I read your post/RAoR……….. it was again the first thing I did after I woke up……….. (and reading RAoR was the last thing I did before going to bed last night…..uhm… morning that was……)
It’s so refreshing to finally see the “old” Rob back after so much pap-dodging he’s had to do lately… Missed that smile and the squinchy eyes! *giggle*
I love his squinchy eyes. He looks so cute and when he does that is usually followed by a embarrassed smile or something like that.
Read the interviews of late-totally disappointed. Rob is completely pussy-whipped by KStew-a teenager who gives off absolutely no sex vibes at all-how many guys do you know who see her and say they want to bang that-not many!! Cant figure out exactly what Rob is doing with her, except maybe friends with benefits-her intellect is so far beneath his. Totally happy Rob in Japan-back in the USA-hiding from fans and paps, or KSTEW? Let the hate begin……………….
Sigh……………………….
*slowly, regretfully getting back up on my soapbox*
OBVIOUSLY Rob thinks KStew is the cat’s meow regardless of what you think about their relationship status. So why would you blast her openly on a blog that he may or may not read? Have you been here long? Dontcha know that we had our very own Robert for a little while? Would you really want him to read what you just wrote and feel hurt/defensive/pissed/disillusioned with the fandom? You say you’re a Rob fan then why wouldn’t you want him just to be happy? She obviously makes him happy for the time being. Who are you to judge what’s good for him? You don’t even know him! No one knows what things are like between the two of them but the two of them. For all you know, she’s the yin to his yang. His exact opposite in a way that complements his personality. Who knows?!! We sure as hell don’t.
And my personal opinion of women who don’t get KStew’s badass-ness is this — “It takes a strong woman to admire a strong woman”. I only wish I’d had that much inner strength as a 19 year old woman. Oh the things I could’ve done with my life.
*climbing back down off the soapbox with my tail between my legs*
@WTM
Sing it sista! Rob would be proud of you for taking up for his woman. It’s sad when Rob openly admits in Japan that he has to lie just to protect Kristen. And we all know how he is about lying…not good at it…because he doesn’t like to do it. He is an honest person, and the hate for his lady makes him have to do what makes him feel bad. *sigh* I hate that.
You are not the one, WTM that should have your tail between your legs. Shake that tail, bb! Rob might give you a complimentary ‘smack that’ just for doing what you just did. I’ll even whisper in his ear that he should snap on the cuff first. haha
<3 you,
Spunk
I love K-Stew. Lurve her lots & lots
“I only wish I’d had that much inner strength as a 19 year old woman. Oh the things I could’ve done with my life.”
Yes, this! Sometimes, even now, I think she’s much smarter and wiser than I am… and I’m twice her age.
@WTM Amen bb! Amen!
@marnie I’ll admit I’m on team Idontgiveacrapsten but I can’t stand all the hate anymore. Who are we to judge Rob or the person he chooses to be with? There’s a very good chance he does read RAoR and it horrifies me to think he’d see what you wrote…”Rob is completely pussy-whipped by KStew-a teenager who gives off absolutely no sex vibes at all!” That would totes send him running from us. Why would we want to fill the comments with a bunch of negativity and insult a person that is clearly very important to him? It’s just rude and insensitive. It’s comments like that that will cause Rob to distance himself further and further away from his fans. Not cool.
Everyone is definitely entitled to there own opinions but dood! Can’t we just leave out all the hate? Some things are best kept to yourself. I lurve that man and just want him to be happy. If she makes him happy, then so be it! The world’s a better place when Rob smiles. True Story!
@SpunkMe Gaah!! Did you say cuff? &*#@*#&*@ (I’ve missed ya!! How’s the new lappy? <3)
@marnie – We dont know these people. You know Rob as well as you know me. Not at all. Sure we admire pics of him, and read everything he says, etc. But that doesnt mean we know him as a person to judge anyone in his life. Even if your did know him personally – thats so incredibly rude!! What kind of Rob fan are you? Why would you be so hateful and disrespectful towards him and his “family”?
Didnt your mother ever tell you if you cant say anything nice then say nothing at all?
With that said….
—“It takes a strong woman to admire a strong woman”. I only wish I’d had that much inner strength as a 19 year old woman. Oh the things I could’ve done with my life.—-
Totes agree with this!! I’m 27 now, and don’t have as much inner strength as her. Not even close!
marnie—here comes the Really-Late-to-the-Party Caboose—first let me say that you are entitled to your opinion, esp. as it’s a minority opinion—my mantra in life has always been if it’s worth having, it’s worth stating & further if it’s worth stating, it’s worth defending—
now to the details: 1) as was stated SO correctly above, it takes a strong woman to appreciate another strong woman—2) if you can look at the HB fotoshoot & not see that Kristin Stewart is one sexy young woman, you must be in need of an occulist’s assistance—3) if you can read KS’s interviews & not recognize that a first-class mind is lurking behind her lovely eyes & her would-make-a-sailor blush interjections, you must also need remedial assistance in what constitutes intelligence—
end rant, but as i said, you’re entitled to your opinion—<3
I miss the lip bite. Oh Lip Bit, how I miss thee!!! JapanRob is one of my favs.
OH YEAH the beloved Rob lip bite. So sexy.
JAG, I don’t know about you, but when *I* look at the picture of Rob drinking water, my eyes ZERO in on his LIPS wrapped around the water bottle. OH MY GOD…..He could probably suck the chrome off of a tailpipe with those lips.
hehehhe
(that’s an ole Willie Nelson joke from a movie he did that always makes me laugh)
Heh… reminds me that an ex of mine told his best friend at the time something very similar about me. And then the best friend mentioned it, much to my ex’s chagrin. Yeah… I didn’t know whether to be flattered or really pissed off.
Dood how did I miss the japan rob pics? Who’s late2thepartee NOW?!!?!? I am such a bad fangirl! And the “control” pic, ummmmmm, do you see what I see? Down and a lil to the right? YES!! Thanks for posting JAG!!!!! Xoxoxo
oh do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man…?
*snorts*
I just made a beloved nursery rhyme dirty…
Yay for me!
niceeee…..I can’t carry a tune but I’ll learn the rhyme.
DOOD, I wonder if he resituates the package. Because in the Nutt Muffin pic, I got package dropped & engaging situation located to our right, his left. In the Triumphant Return of the Lip Bite, I got the cocked gun & loading zone placed to our left, his right. I also don’t see any lines of undergarments. Can I call it now? “FREE-BALLIN, NOW I’M FREE-BALLIN’, FREEEEEEEEE-BALLIN’!”
Hahahahaha *tears rolling down my face*
Christina, thank you sweetie, I’m going to be singing that all day. (I’m quite sure Tom won’t mind the slight variation in the lyrics!)
I hadn’t seen any of the Japan pics either! Thanks JAG. I saw a few “Big head in Japan” pics and decided I would spend my free time drooling over the new photoshoot pics instead. Look what I missed! Leave it to JAG to find the muffin for us. She can find the muffin in anything!
And I’ve never heard this cut of the song Big in Japan either. Thanks again!
WTM… I’ve never heard this version of Big in Japan either… and I totally geek on Alphaville! JAG… where did you find it?
I just had some banana nut bread, it wasn’t a muffin, but I pretended it was!
OH I LOVE the nursery rhymes and the tunes above! Christina…you should copyright those lyrics! LOL! I’ll have that nifty little tune in my head all day too (and be walking around with a shit eatin’ grin on my face!)
@spunkrl…that sounds good. Now I’m craving!!
@Christina
Yep! I second your observations. And now I will be singing that song all night in my head thanks! haha
@SRL
LMAO!!
Christina4 & Spunkme – I third the observations! I saw left AND right and then thought *gasp! it’s free balling Rob! GAH!!!”
I was so happy to read your comments I just had to write
I’m second hand embarassed of what Rob might see when he googles himself…
And as for Kstew googling herself…oh my…I’d recommend that she shouldn’t. I don’t care much about her either way, but I don’t think all that hate should be put out about her…makes me glad the only thing that comes up when I google myself is my facebook page…
I think she’s awesome… but, even if I didn’t, all that hate is SO not cool…
You just made me want to Google myself… *tee hee*
Yeah, now I almost wish people were talking shit about me… I’m so boring! My Facebook page, some family tree stuff… hey, you can find out where I work (grumble). Oh, and I JUST found out that my daughter’s great-grandfather on her dad’s side passed away last November… I didn’t know the guy but, yeah, nice of them to tell me!
@Nora
LMAO! Maybe we should all Google ourseleves and see what we find. haha
Yes… yes you should. It’s a very enlightening experience…
I can’t WAIT to see Rob on “ELLEN” and “LETTERMAN” especially. Rob’s wit is great and so he’s up to the challenge of Letterman.
Bring it on mother fucker! LOL
Yeah, SO CUTE in Japan. His sweet smiles and laughter could melt the ice caps and make Hillary Clinton go down on her knees, under Rob’s desk, with a box full of cigars. LOL
I definitely wants to see him on Ellen. I LOVED him on Ellen last year and I’m looking forward. His whole bit on wanting to be one of the people even the people have wipey thing that works properly.
omg yes I’m soooooo excited for all these appearances he’s gonna make!!!
lol @ wipey thing, oh Rob *melt*
I know… I’m dying to see those interviews, too.
Hey, while we’re talking about last year’s Ellen… JAG, can I make a RobOnDemand requst? I’d love to have “I like to be one of the people” (paraphrasing… it’s something like that).
Sigh… request, JAG… request. WTF is a requst?
oh yeah. I am looking forward to all the new interviews. But for some reason I’m looking forward to Letterman the most. With Rob’s sense of humor and then Dave’s sense of humor……it ought to be interesting!!! 14 DAYS UNTIL NEW MOON!!!
@ Nora- I believe a requst is a type of small south- american rodent, known for its uncontrollable mane of bronze hair, green eyes and long fingers. he can be found under rocks and in dark places and isn’t particularly good at tidying up. the requst is renound for mating with his costars and denying the action of such. he has a voice which is rather attractive to female requsts and his presence in large groups of females is likely to cause mass hysteria. I believe Attenborough is planning a series. watch this space.
@woodstock
LMAO!!
Shelley … I’m looking forward to Rob on Letterman the most too! Should be great!
@woodstock… LMFAO! Well, I’m definitely looking forward to THAT series…
@Debbo! Me, too!! I’ve got all the dates marked. I hope Dave doesn’t embarrass our boy (and himself)….
As far as KStew goes, I think she’s pretty together for a 19-y.o. “girl”…..she seems to have a lot of street smarts. She may not be as intelligent as Rob (who knows? I don’t know her personally, do you?), but she is a reader, and seems mature for her age. She’s been in the business since she was quite young, so she must have something going! And I certainly haven’t noticed Rob with any other women since he was in Cannes last year. The pappz would be all over it if he was. SO: I hope he and Kris are happy, and I’m all for them!
OK…’nuff said….I LURVE JAG AND RAoR!!!!!!!!
I wonder if Attenborough will cover the MATING habits of a requst…….. *snicker*
I seriously could not stop smiling while looking at the pictures and video from Japan – our boy is back!!! So cute and ADORKABLE.
Me too!!
Happy Rob = Happy BR26
What BR26 said… only, replace her name with mine…
I agree. Seeing him be his old self gives me hope that he will be ok. I was getting a little worried there for a while. Yea Real Rob!!!
If the Rob in Japan “finger porn” picture JAG posted above doesn’t make you just want to kiss him all over that sweet face of his….you are DEAD. Just turn off your inner pilot light and take up mahjong LOL because that’s the cutest face EVER. GAHHHHHH
“…you are DEAD. Just turn off your inner pilot light and take up mahjong” – Debbo – you’re killing me here!!! =))))
What’s wrong with mahjong? LOL
@sloopy… IKR! I like mahjong… I suck at it, but I like to play it anyway…
@Debbo….ITA, girl…he has one of the most gorgeous man-faces I’ve ever gazed upon! GAH!!!
Seriously…. WTF???
Why is it that the second he enters Japan people suddenly remember how to find him suits that FUCKING FIT HIM?
Our bb can rock just about anything you throw at him, and some of the scary things he’s thrown together on his own have grown on us more than we’d ever have expected, but usually he either looks like an unmade bed or like he forgot that he’s not supposed to buy jackets in the boy’s department.
I know there has been the occasional black tie function where he has done it up right, but I just think it’s wild that both times he’s been in Japan he has been DRESSED TO FUCKING KILL. Everything fits perfectly, he looks sharp as hell, and I can’t find one damn wrinkle.
I love all shades of Rob, but when he is rocking the full on tailored look I just combust. Something about how the pants & dress shoes accentuate his long legs and even longer feet. GRRRRRR!!!
Me likey!!!
(side note: does anyone else think it’s adorable that he always holds his microphone like a little boy with a sippy cup?)
Oh, also, just because I’m an attention whore & I’m spreading the word around, Chapter 13 of Blood & Lust updated today on ff.net.
Usually for big appearances he seems perty well-dressed…there are exceptions I suppose, but the exceptions are always 100% Rob and freaking adorable. But yes…Japan seems to dress him well…mmm
I luuurv how he holds his microphone!
Gah anything Rob does will make us melt.
Oh, as if I wasn’t wordy enough, I forgot to mention one other thing. I don’t know how I even noticed this since Rob is in the same picture, but does anyone else think that Chris Weitz is kinda hot? In a dumbo ears kinda way? I just think he’s kinda cute.
Yes, Foof, Chris is definitely hot in a geeky, I don’t know what’ going on, hey, what are you doing down there, kind of way; sort of like Rob.
Do you guys remember the Comic Con interview, that reporter was soooo flirting with Chris.
Yeah, it’s like musicians in a band…..the sexiest is always the lead guitarist/singer….but sometimes, you find that the lowly bass player is kinda cute in his own dorky way. hehhehehe
I’ll leave out the drummer jokes….there’s a million of em….lol, right Lynda?
Jesus, Debbo, bass players are my weakness. Can we just say JOHN TAYLOR from Duran Duran. Back in the day, I chased him into the Chateau Marmont, but that was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Sigh.
ah fuck it…..just one drummer joke can’t hurt…(let’s call MIKE from Twilight the drummer).
• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
Yeah I love bass players too actually……
But I gotta admit, Chris really DOES look like a bass player. He kind of reminds me of the bass player that played with Stevie Ray Vaughan (from Double trouble). Look it up, there’s a similarity.
Check this out…
CHRIS WEITZ looks a little like the bass player that used to play with blues musician: STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN and Double Trouble
Exhibit A: Chris Weitz looks like SRV bassist: TOMMY SHANNON
http://www.tommyshannon.com/photoalbum/photosindex.htm
I MISS SRV. He played some kick ass blues. sigh.
SIGH….that link only took you to his photo START PAGE….sigh.
Let’s try this again. Chris Weitz looks like the bass player from SRV’s Double Trouble band….Tommy Shannon is his name. He’s the one on the RIGHT in this picture. Doesn’t he look a little like Chris?
http://www.drummerworld.com/pics/drum/dpa37/chrislayton14.jpg
Foof, that suit must be made to measure….Oh I so want to measure that inseam!!!
@Scilla…. John Taylor… *gasp*… *THUD*
A girl after my own heart, you are <—channeling Yoda
@foof… Yeah, when I was at Comic Con, I was REALLY surprised at how much I liked Chris… he’s a cool dood in that kinda sweet, nerdy, geeky way I like.
Debbo-..yup, most drummers complain they’re the last to get the girl, but most roadies complain that the drummers steal all the girls..it’s the way ya look at it I guess. Heh…but most drummers I’ve met are fricken’ weird! Now I didn’t mean to offend…maybe it’s just the ones I’ve met. I’ll have to look it up. Tragic about Stevie Ray, We saw him on that last tour with Joe Cocker just days before his death *shiver*…was a fantastic show, both of them. Criss was nice Debbo, at least to me, very polite, if you count picking someone up and pinning them up against the wall to say”Hi there” polite that is..;0
Debbo- You are right, Tommy does look a lot like Chris! I do like Chris a lot too, minor crush actually, love his personality and humor I could really dig a guy with that going for him, he’d be a LOT of fun on a date.
Hey foof -
I was just thinking the same thing about how he holds the mic…it’s so sweet and endearing – like he’s holding on for dear life sometimes. Absolutely adorable!!
sippy cup!!! lmao foof.
seriously, i think its a culture thing. in america, canada, england etc he can get away with the scruffy hobo look, which he rocks. but i think his peeps make him tidy up some for japan.
either way, he can leave his big ass shoes under my bed any time.
@elvis4scilla
Funny you should mention John Taylor of DD. I too chased him around whenever he (they) visisted my northern part of the world. In the case of John Taylor, he had some serious Jaw porn going on himself. The similarities are there between HHH and JT in more ways than the jaw…
@foof, Rob in a suit is pure bliss to me. When he’s dressed to kill like that it sets my body on fire and the desire to ravish him only intensifies.
@elvis4scilla & Nora, you are a girls after my own heart. John Taylor was my weakness too
Yeah, you guys are right about the John Taylor jaw porn, come to think of it, he’s also a tall, lanky Brit. Mmmm, I see a pattern here.
@foof
“anyone else think it’s adorable that he always holds his microphone like a little boy with a sippy cup?”
LMAO!!
“does anyone else think that Chris Weitz is kinda hot? In a dumbo ears kinda way? ”
OMG! That was funny…even if it wasn’t meant to be, I kinda LMAO! No offense, Chris if you read this. You are brill! foof, he uhhh…I guess he looks like someone who would be your neighbor…pervin’ on the neighbor. haha OK I say go for it! He probably would like a taste of the lust from the ladies that Rob gets.
@Scilla
Shut. up. You did not chase John Taylor into a hotel. Did you?! haha My best friend years ago was dated Simon Le Bon. This was before he was married of course and my best friend was British. She gave me John’s phone number but I took like a year to call it from nerves and when I did the housekeeper answered and confirmed it was his place, but he wasn’t home at the time. I chickened out again and was too nervous to call back again. Seriously, what would I have said? Hey…uhhh John …uuhhh Simon told me to call you.” He would have made a scrunched up Rob face like WTF?! haha So, that’s the end of my DD tale. I think Don’tQuestionMe is a Nick fan. I was really a Simon fan anyway. *sigh* but he was taken. You can have John.
@CL and Scilla
I think if John Taylor and Simon Le Bon had combined DNA and had a baby it could have turned into HHH. haha Ok, did I really just say that?! Bahahahahaha Nevermind.
@debbo
your drummer joke~ ba dum bump! haha
LMFAO! John Taylor, sippie cups, Chris Weitz and jaw porn. All pure win in my book!
@SpunkMe
I used to LOVE Simon!! I thought Nick was way to girly for me, but John was def my runner up. When I look at them now, I actually think John has aged better.
@SpunkMe… You’ve lived a much better life than I have, I can tell…
Yes, Foof, well-dressed Rob is a win! He looks dressed to kill (especially my ladybits….!) Could he get any better looking? OMF’ingGawd!
And, yes, read Blood and Lust, and also new update of Lola’s “My Yes, My No”…. (the end)
This is from The Examiner:
“Is Robert Pattinson telling the truth in Vanity Fair when he says he’s just pals with Kristen Stewart?
You decide.
Days after his Vanity Fair interview was released, Us Weekly reports that the two “Twilight” stars spent the night together at Hollywood’s famed Chateau Marmont.
The next morning, a source says the couple shared breakfast together from Noah’s Bagels (a plain bagel with walnut cream cheese for him; a blueberry with butter for her).
Afterward, they were taken driven to a private screening of “New Moon.”
And then there was a smoke break. With a full-on lip lock!
“Rob wanted a cigarette so he went outside with Kristen for about 15 minutes,” the source tells Us. “They were hugging, as Rob was smoking his cigarette and then he leaned down and kissed her on the lips. He had his arm around her almost the whole time.”
Anyway, the person I know also saw them when they stayed at the Chateau Marmont in July. As an L.A. resident, let me just say, that if they truly wanted privacy about their relationship, they wouldn’t be staying at the Chateau. Everyone knows it’s a paparazzi hangout. In other words, they’re not coming out with a confirmation, but they’re allowing themselves to get “caught.” Just saying…there’s lots of places they could hide out in L.A. if they really wanted to.
Oh, yeah… they definitely could hide better if they wanted to. I mean, her parents have a HOUSE. And, doesn’t she have a condo or something? <—not sure about that….
While I'm here… do you have a source for that quote from Rob in Japan that you posted about at the end of yesterday's post? <—is that a convoluted sentence or what? I'm not doubting at ALL… just curious.
But does Kstew’s house or condo have room service…. I mean he wants some walnut cream for his muffin… er bagel…
oh! That makes me think of that dirty donut behind Rob in the Sex Drive Premiere… and a bagel mess all over his shirt…. He needs room service…
LOL! I was reading part of that interview out loud to my daughter yesterday and I came to this part…(a plain bagel with walnut cream cheese for him; a blueberry with butter for her)….and she says, “Mom, is she trying to starve herself? All she had was a blueberry with some butter on it?” I died laughing…it was too cute!
Nice story.
I like the Examiner’s stuff. They are usually on the up and up.
And yes they could have stayed at her parents huge house, or her condo/townhouse, but gah when you have money and you spend it on nothing really, might as well spend it on a nice hotel with roomservice. I’d love that. That’s my daughter’s favorite thing to do ever…stay in hotels and order roomservice and she is only 8! haha
@luvnroballday
LMAO!!!!
He fucking pwns my ass & in a long, hard, thrusting manner of pwning, and I absolutely fucking love it. I won’t lie, VF is fucking out of this world, the Segal shoot had me mesmerized for weeks, but damn Real Sexy, Genuine, Fuckhawt Rob gets me every time. The squinty-eyed smile, the giggle/laugh, TechPorn, guhh, I’m just proud to have him smiling again.
Rob, never change! I can’t wait to see you on the talk shows and in interviews. Let the good times roll!
~Christina
You mean like “thrusting with conviction”? hehehehhee
Also, does anyone know what the hell is going on with RobsessedBlog on Twitter. I’m confused, but apparently something happened between them and maybe Summit? I know I’m assuming (and we all know what that does), but they seem really upset. Just curious if anyone you knew what was up. I’m sort of a nosy little bitch like that.
Their YouTube account was deleted because of Summit, but don’t know the details behind it.
Summit claimed copyright infringement. As a consequence of their YouTube account being deleted, Godze has lost all of the videos that the teams from Little Ashes and How to Be sent her to spread to the fans.
Scumshit sucks ass.
She’s posted something about it on the site now.
Damn Scummit! Sigh…
@Christina….all I can say to you, fellow perv, is I <3 U!!! LOL!
@Spunk…You're raising your daughter well! Room service is right on! Good taste, that little one….is she a princess-in-training? Awesome!
@JAG….Ok, I have followed all of your directions, all of WordPress's suggestions, and still no new AVI!!! I'm frustrated!!!
@Rob….you are so hunkadelicious!!!!!
AHHHHH. I love Japan for this.. ROB IS BACKK.
Mhmm.. fingers,, lipbite… Its like christmas!!
Today is a much better day, simply for these picures
OMG. MY AVI IS GONE.. better sort that outt.
Make sure you’re signed into WordPress or it goes away. I’ve found that WP kicks me out randomly… it’s weird.
LMAO ‘Rob smilin until his eyes disappear’ nothing and I mean nothing tops HappyRob.
Loved the bit in the vid when the girl starts crying when shes talking to him… He is clearly uncomfortable(cos he doesnt get it whats all the fuss about im just me) but still manages to keep smiling at her and keeps eye contact….
I think that made me fall in love all over again, he is compassionate lovely man…
who I wanna do really bad things to!!!!!!!!!!!!
IMG … “compassionate lovely man…” I think so too. *sigh*
Can I just say thank you JAG for being the best King Pin dealer a girl could ever have.
I agree 100%!!! *smooches*
WOOT!! WOOT!! *drops a pretty curtsy to King Pin JAG* I dreamed last night that I met Rob and curtsied for some reason. He laughed at me!
Oooh, I like that dream. To make him laugh. Sigh. Did you mack after that, at least?
MyRobbie No mackin’ in that dream. It should have been a foregone conclusion. I curtsy, he laughs, I look up at him through my lashes (blushing of course) and with one eyebrow raised say “Umm Rob, since I’m already down here…”
Deb, LMAO at “Umm Rob, since I’m already down here…”. You’ve got take advantage when you can.
Ah deb…you know how to make the best of a situation! Hell yeah!
Oh thank you JAG! Fabulous pics of Rob looking like the real Rob, smiling, happy, sexy, sweet… so wonderful to see these photos of him smiling after so long a wait… just makes me smile (and faint!)
Hey mel…how was your trip?!
Hi sweet luvnroballday! Got back from trip to HOT-Lanta yesterday and had a great time, but missed YOU and JAG and other great ROaR ladies! Oh and catching up on all the ROB-TASTIC photos is so much FUN. Leaving Sunday for a 4 day photo-shoot assignment in San Francisco, yipppeeee! Oh I was thinking, aren’t we just so LUCKY to have Rob in our lives… he makes us smile and smile and smile, especially when HE is smiling! Oh and those Vanity Fair photos —- yikes…SO HOT … steamy steamy HOT… *** thud*** out
Rob and Tokyo is a perfect match! He looks good now, he looked good last year. (Okey, even better then, cuz he looked like he had dirty thoughts. LOL )
I think that because he WAS having dirty thoughts…
haha i think he always has dirty thoughts. and when he is being interviewed, he can’t contain all of them and bits come slipping out. it’s what we love about our boy.
I read somewhere… don’t remember where now… but, someone described him as having a ‘racy personality’. I liked that… I think it’s perfect.
Domo arigato Mr. Robert ‘O’ for making such a splendid appearance in Japan.
I have Robgasmed more times than I can count looking at his f*ckhawt pics over the last few days, but seeing him in that mighty fine tailor made suit today looking all relaxed and smiling just makes my heart swell with happiness and well ummm yeah ‘O’ over again because nothing beats sexy, down to earth Rob.
I can’t wait for all his upcoming appearances. I so <3 him hard & just thingng of him hard and f*ck I wrote thing I mean thinking of him hard I'm just j^szztyping now & writing a complete run on sentence grrrr below pic just made me lose my train of thought . Someone please quick tell me what is he doing in this pic 'cause my mind just went to the gutter looking at him doing that!?!?! WTF?!?! Rob is that secret code for f*ck I'm D.I.E.D ________________
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BqzrqVpmnEg/SvFio9jmVMI/AAAAAAAACjA/YWVmooN8j44/s1600-h/2009-11-03+Tokyo+Fan+Meeting+Sarah+(34).JPG
Rob: “Wha???…this here?…this mic?…oh no no no..it’s much more like…well here…let me show you…this!”
Crowd of Japanese fans: “OOOOOOOH”
*I hadn’t seen that pic! HAHA!
Ce Ce
LOL … yea, we’re always trying to determine the length of the Roblumber when maybe what Rob is pointing out is what really matters … the girth…
f*ck me *thud*
LMFAO @ Ce Ce *dies*
HAHAHAHA!!! Damn, girl, you fucking NAILED that one! That is exactly where my pervy mind went!
*holds up mic* “This puny thing? No no no!” *grabs wrist* “THAT’S more like it!”
greetings, ladies—for the record my gay friend would probably tell me that short & thick trumps long & thin—LMFAO—<3
@expatz, I’ve had both. Long and thin is better and let’s just say, in Rob’s case, I’m sure it’s the latter, just like his fingers. Just sayin…
Oh Gooood, okay, I’ve officially gone off the deep end of Rob perviness. Christina, are you there, HELP!
OMFG! If it’s as thick as his wrist……”THUD”"
Oh Ce Ce you die me.
Oh Rob in that taylored black suit and shirt…. steamy HOT… I don’t think we can take anymore of that — DIED — and Rob’s finger-loving the mic…. gawd…
LMAO!
Hello Sexy Smirk oh how Ive missed you JAG i too had missed the sexy smirk
and i am loving these pics it’s so nice to be able to look at pics of him guilt free where he is smiling and just being himself,i hate pap pics so tend to steer clear of them so these are now right click saved to gaze at at my leisure.thank you.
Gerard Butler was in Norway yesterday (swoon!), and he was asked how it was different from Hollywood. “It is nice! The people here are so quiet and respectful”. Yea, and thats why Rob should take a vacation in Norway! Bring Kristen! Its quiet here
We respect you! LOL
now that would be hot…NORWAY ROB!!!!!!!!
When I think of Norway, I think of Ah Ha… and now, you, Heidi.
I’m sure it’s beautiful…
Ouch.. Aha. I don’t like them. LOL But we have someone slightly known in USA, he’s actually from my hometown. Sondre Lerche. I like him better.
I love my country, its beautiful! And cold.. :p We have lots of nights cozying up by the fireplaces!
Oh. yea. NorwayRob. Now that I would like. Preferably NorwayRob in heidiForReals bed. BF? What BF? *looks around* Nope, no BF here. At the moment..
No “Take on Me” for Heidi? LOL! It wasn’t meant to be an insult… they were cool-ish in their day. Ok, their video was cool… that’s about all I know.
I’m never heard of Sondre Lerche. Maybe I should look him up. I need to visit Norway.
And, yeah… NorwayRob would rock!
@HeidiForReal
I’m already packing, about to cross our shared border!
CL: U swedish?
Nora: I didn’t get offended, just had to get it off my chest, as so many Norwegians do in fact like them. I really don’t. LOL Morten Harket (lead singer) is one weird man, that thinks far to highly of him self.
Take on me is sooo bad english. LMAO
@HeidiForReal, I have not been to Norway but I’ve been to Sweden and absolutely loved it. Of course it was at the end of May so it was lovely & warmish. Maybe the next time I visit my friends in Stockholm I’ll pop into Norway for a quick tour
You should do that, VCL! But oslo, the capital city, is not so nice. Go somewhere with more charm.
I’ll make note of that. Actually I’ll probably just DM you on Twitter & ask for your recommendations.
Heidi: Yes, Swedish to the core! =)
Mr A’s family is originally from Sweden, so hi! Would love to come an visit his cousins one day, but it’s along way from New Zealand, and costly. (BTW my nickname is Mrs Aubergine ‘cos my friends couldn’t remember how to pronounce his Scandinavian surname – Aubergine is a close as they could get! LOL)
@MrsA – Hi!
You should! It’s a beautiful country as far as the scenery goes although not as beautiful as NZ or Norway *smiles at Heidi* although we’re having the first blizzard of the season at this moment. I guess Mr A’s surname might include “berg” (mountain) then, which fits nicely with both NZ and Sweden. =)
I have to agree with Heidi on the fact that our boy would be left alone if he came to the northern parts of our countries, no one would bother him here. Therefore, I would like to take this opportunity to file a petition for him not only to take a vacation but move here. I’ll sort out his accomodation…
I heart Japan Rob. It was good to see him smiling again. Biting that lip? F*ckhawt!
he makes you want to bite it for him lol
Damn straight he does! lol.
The lip bite is one of those things I hadn’t consciously noticed before, but now that I have, hot damn. Just hot damn. It may be up there with fingerporn. Which is way up there! Sigh. So glad to see him crinkly smile too. Just – sigh.
Oh yeah, I’d like his fingers to be way up there! Oh God, all this Robliciousness in such a short time … I’m just a trembling ball of filth!
OMG, Fluff, I was unintentionally filthy. Finally. I know, right?
Forgot to say – how’s your back, fluff? I echo what deb said yesterday with {{drugs}}. Hope you’re “convalescing” ok at home today (and by “convalescing”, I mean reading fanfic and popping in here to chat while listening to New Moon soundtrack on a constant loop. Oh, and eating those cream-filled New Moon chocolates. Damn, that sounds fun. Can I hurt my back? Maybe in a fun way? OK. That’s all!)
“There’s … a possibility….mmmm hmmm”
Hey MyRobbie
You have described my convalescence almost EXACTLY – all but the chocs as, (a) you can’t get them here, and (b) I don’t eat chocolate anymore (haven’t had any since April!) But the rest? Yep, that’s just what I’m doing. Had intended to go back to work today but although I’m no longer walking like a chimp I can’t stand for more than about 5 or 10 minutes at a time, so even though my very expensive chair at work is better for my back I just can’t do the commute and all the stairs (I work in an office in a 5-storey Georgian house in one of London’s beautiful Squares, which is a great location but not really the best place to be with a bad back!) My boss has insisted I stay home this week and not bother coming in until Monday …. oh dear, what a shame, never mind eh?! So I’m powering through Tropic of Cancer and commenting shamelessly all day on RAoR, whilst checking in with my work emails every couple of hours – lots of Brownie points for being off sick and still working LOL! (Do you have Brownies in the US? They’re like very small Girl Guides, or Girl Scouts, as I think you call them …. when I say very small Girl Guides, I don’t mean dwarves, they’re just, like, 8-yo or something). And now the analgesic babbling is kicking in so I’ll put a sock in it for now. Bet you wish you hadn’t asked now!
Of course I’m glad I asked! You always make me laugh. Gah, your office sounds loverly. I wish I could visit! Um, just invited myself, whatevs.
I have heard the term Brownies, which they used to be called here too (back in 70′s anyway), then someone made an inappropriate joke about Brownies and now we have girl scouts. So it goes.
Enjoy as much as you can the convalescing! Talk to you later, I’m guessing!
@Fluffy
“Do you have Brownies in the US? They’re like very small Girl Guides, or Girl Scouts, as I think you call them …. when I say very small Girl Guides, I don’t mean dwarves, they’re just, like, 8-yo or something”
I don’t mean dwarves LMAO! Yes, my 8 year old was a Brownie last year with the Girl Scouts.
Hope your back feels better soon! At least you are having a good time reading fan fic and RAoR and having good meds!
I just love to see Rob smiling. Oh yeah, and that suit is lovely, too.
Wow, that girl in the video TOTALLY fangirl-ed out. Crying! Wah! That is my worst nightmare, but if I met him…that is probably nothing compared to my irrational responses that might occur. He always jokes about peeing in his pants at events…I can imagine I might involuntarily have a different reation in my pants.
P.S. I thought the EXACT same thing about the microphone. It really is ok though, because that’s normal.
hold on tight ladies….the aussies have made it bigger! (that’s what SHE said).
GULP….
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rug-rob-larger-version.jpg
*POOF*
BEST.BUTTCRACK.EVER……….
Uhhhh, I need to go wake up Mr. Annie….
*thud*
The things I would do to that man, mmmm, mmmm, mmmmm….
dlkjowiehnf
lkjoiun;adffgkpoew
mvjlsiuw[oie’as
ungh.
sweet!!!
It’s like torture… in the best fanfic B&D tradition! Now just roll over… and I’ll…. going black….
MMMM, Asscandy!
GAH!!! Does anyone else wanna gently run their finger between that sweet butt crack? It’s inevitable that every time I look at that pic my finger gravitates toward the screen.
OH OH OH F*CK! *faints*
OK…gathered myself…we all remember the Robgroan in the famous kissing scene.AKA~The “UH” heard around the world? Now I know how he felt when he made that sound! When I clicked on that link and that sexy ass HUGE pic showed up on my screen, I made that exact sound! My kids had to come check on me! I think they thought I was in the middle of having a stroke, when in reality, I was in the middle of WANTING to STROKE something!! Teehee…;) DAMN THAT WAS GOOOOOOD STUFF!
GAH debbo!!!
Although looking at it now all that keeps repeating in my head is Rob saying he is petrified his add crack is showing.
Dear Rob,
You have a vera vera fine add crack. Let your add crack show! It will make all the PattinAngels puuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. *wink*
<3,
Spunk
XXX
shit spunk. you have killed me off!
bare skin on the bear skin rug cheesecake pose is my fave eva!
and hell yeah i wanna run my finger down the asscrack.
multiple. times.
Skin…Add Crack…Furry Rug….F*ck-me Stare…Oh.My.Gawd…The possibilities..
I seriously just went f*ckeyed. It’s like crosseyed, but when referring to Rob what do you expect.
That rug is the same colour as mine, except way bigger lol.
Man, lower back shot………wowzer!
BAM….lip biting Rob in screaming HUGE sizes!
Thanks to the aussies.
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/robert-tokyo-hq.jpg
@SNM
Needs to look at his fingers in that one!
humina humina humina!
And Rob lip biting… oh yeah, mmm hmmm.
@debbo and
@Spunk…a little lip biting manip for ya!
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/robmanip.jpg
@luvnroballday
Holy frick! That’s a good one! Thanks!
SNM…D.E.A.D!!!
There are more where that came from…anyone in the mood for “Fireman Rob”? LOL!
Just sayn’ if that pic was of my hubby there would be a piece of lint hanging out in that crack. And belly button.
So nice to see Rob on the street with a smile. you all have seen this….Rob leaving hotel in Japan. I just LOVE to see him out and about and smiling. sigh
Goodnight.
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=606&pos=3
ok one more….I think this one is my fav from japan. He looks so fresh and happy and rested and CUTE. GAHHHHH
http://pics.livejournal.com/dreamcullen/pic/002w35xh
C.U.T.E.
Although we’re not entirely sure girls (he could be a shithead, we Really don’t know how he’s in ‘real’ live), but in this pic he looks like he’s sooo sweet and with a lots of affectionate love to give.
(ohoh…. I’m in tender-mode….. somebody slap me in the face..)
The girl who gets/has his love is soooo lucky…. (I don’t sound jealous do I?…, I’m trying not to)
Thanks for sharing all the Rob goodies Debbo!
He is so damn cute in those Japan photos, he looks younger then he has recently.
I know we’ve been debating a lot about how he was in Vancouver shooting Eclipse, I’d just like to make a little observation if I may. During “New Moon” in the same city the cast smiled a whole lot more, Rob smiled a whole lot more. The cast kept making glowing comments about Chris, saying how they loved working with him, remember? Did anyone here hear them praising Slade? Cause damn..I didn’t! I actually saw Taylor shudder when asked a comment on the shoot in one interview. Could be Rob’s smiling more because he’s around Chris again? Just sayin’…
Ah, that’s a possibility I hadn’t thought of, Lynda. I think you may have something there…
Yeah Lynda, there’s very clearly a mutual respect and affection between Rob and Chris. You could tell that at ComCon, when Chris was really joking about Rob – love his dry wit – and Rob’s praise of Chris was very genuine. It’s such a shame that Chris had a bad experience on Golden Compass – I really liked the movie but it obviously got hacked about by the studio and he didn’t get all the SFX he wanted. From what we’ve seen so far of NM, I think we’ve got a real treat in store.
Another thought..I have this deep down feeling (only my own feeling mind you..) that Slade was the reason Rachelle was dropped and replaced, they really could have waited that 10 days, they didn’t do all that fight stuff until the end. Rachelle was friends with the rest of the cast and they might have felt a little hurt about her treatment too. She used to hang out with them all the time.
I just feel something wasn’t right this time around, and I don’t think it was just the fans or the papz, they had all that for “New Moon” and they handled it quite well.
Yes Fuzzy! I actually loved the “Golden Compass” and went out and bought the DVD. I know the studio messed with it, but I still loved the effects and the acting was really fine.
Fuzzy??!! LMAO! I think I should change my name this week as the painkillers I’m taking have definitely made me extremely Fuzzy!!!
OOOPs! Sorry…brain and finger cramp..can you forgive me Fluffy?
Please????
Hey Lynda – if it makes me laugh, forgiveness is not required. But regardless, I would, of course, forgive you. At least you didn’t call me F*cker or Fanny or F*ckwit or any other words beginning with F LOL!!
a very astute observation lynda. and something i hadnt considered. but i hope for the cast’s sake it isn’t true, cuz i have worked for some dickheads in my life, and with some nitwit pricks, and it aint fun. let’s hope there was something in water instead.
@Lynda
Great possibility to consider. Hmmm. Hadn’t thought of that one.
Fuzzy, Fluffy, F*cker.. LMAO!! You two are cracking me up!
Does anyone know if they are considering bringing Chris back to make Breaking Dawn? I think he would do a kick add job with it!
I’d live it if they brought Chris back for BD! We can only hope…
Has anyone seen this additional pic from the Stewart Shining shoot?
http://mhs04.com/thinkingofrob/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/VF-Italy-31.jpg
YES! That is gorgeous! Wonderful shot and dreamy photo of Rob…YUMMY!
*SOB* I love it! It looks like he’s singing too and that is a Top 5 fantasy for me. Does anyone know of video of Rob playing piano and singing? I have two kidneys, you can have one. F*cking lightheaded now…
Robvember is going to kill me. Japan Rob is rocking my world.
Thanks Fluff, I haven’t seen this one. Beautiful, just beautiful.
AAAHHHH FLUFF!!
where’d you find that.
right click f-kin SAVE!!!!!
OMG! I missed it ’cause now it says not found! Is there another link to where I can find it?
I saved it srl. I needed it. Like I need air to breathe.
http://twitpic.com/odwo5
I love the pic! Thanks deb for sharing the one you saved cause the other link was gone and I was like Acckkk!
Does he sing while he plays piano?? Gah! That would be the shizz!!
Seriously, who said that the other day about Rob thinking “what can I do now that will make them crazy?” or something like that in regards to the VF shoot.
Dear Rob,
I know this is my second letter to you today, but I feel I must make a request. If you really want to DIE all your PattinAngels, you may want to do a short clip of singing and playing piano. And if you want to announce in said clip that you feel you are being uhhhh…..pussy…. We would all *THUD*. Just sayin’.
<3,
Spunk
XXX
P.S. If you want to make said clip sans clothing, we would be mofo *THUD* haha
BEAUTIFUL pic Fluffy!!Thank you!! And thanks for the repost deb…it was gone when I got there too!
I second Spunk’s request!!!
Thanks for saving it Deb! <3
@ SpunkMe….LMFAO @ your Dear Rob letter!! (so true, so true)
Spunk – LMAO at your Dear Rob letter!
Ooh ooh, more JapanRob on Tor …
http://mhs04.com/thinkingofrob/?p=19311
Hey, Fluffy…are you anywhere near Islington? That’s where my son lives…..
Ok …talk about lucky fan!!! Groan!!!
http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Bluecanoe/?action=view¤t=jap2-1.jpg
Rob, if you did google and land here, have fun with it all honey! You deserve it! And by the way, you are f*ckhawt! Nuff said.
Just because Spunk is so awesome and this went up late last night, I’m bringing it over here today.
Well, this is my first chance I have had today to post. I have read through the comments and I saw the firestorm of hate on Kristen that was spread here earlier, but I was glad to see that it was quickly put out by a lot of you great PattinAngels here.
I will make a statement about it, since you all may have been expecting me to, but also just because it has been on my mind all day. Then, I will move forward.
I think some of the things said were disrespectful to JAG. Yes, this is Random Acts of Rob, but last time I checked, Rob was in every photo and we are talking about him and his life as usual…and Kristen is a HUGE part of his life. A lot of the ladies here like or even love Kristen. RAoR is a Kristen and Robsten friendly zone site. And JAG gives us the freedom to enjoy Rob’s relationship with Kristen.
Seriously, the hate- I truly can not understand it.
I spoke to my r/l friends about it to gain outside perspective from the blog world. They could not understand how grown women who do not know Rob and never will, can pass judgement on his choice of who he spends all of his time with. What gives them the right to say she is not good enough for him?
Every time someone says something so heinous and negative about Kristen, it affects Rob too…either via reading here directly or Kristen reading it here directly. The thought of Rob knowing that she sees such hate filled comments about her, must make him sad and mad. That has to hurt him too. They don’t even know her!
It’s one thing to spread love for someone you don’t know (within reason/from a distance) but hate never feels good… to anyone.
As was revealed in the HB article, Rob and Kristen are Googling themselves… A LOT…they catch each other all the time checking out stuff and if they Google Rob or Kristen it will inevitably bring them here in one way or another…just like Access Hollywood, and Extra etc, all who lurk here found us by doing the same thing. So, let’s remember JAG’s rule of…don’t write anything here you don’t want Rob to see…because the likelihood that he will see it here (even if he isn’t commenting to us) is pretty high, I believe.
The HB article pretty much sealed what is seen in the photos. Kristen and Rob answer questions about who is more romantic between the two of them…she says Rob…he says he fakes it….they are obviously referring to their own relationship together without saying Hey you people we.are.together! Seriously, does it have to be that plainly spelled out??? I personally think they were very, very generous to do the HB shoot and article for the fandom…letting us peek into their life together.
I like that Rob admitted with his honest no filter mouth that he had a problem during the RM auditions with making out with another girl and it didn’t work well for him.
I love that she knows when he has socks in his pocket that he stole from the set to avoid doing his laundry, or that she knows how much time he spends on his hair in front of the mirror. I love that she bakes a really good apple pie…bet she’ll make Rob one for Thanksgiving this year.
I love that they, HB, a reputable mag, confirmed that they call each other husband and wife on set which was only rumored up until now. So although it could have been them referring to Edward and Bella’s relationship in the upcoming BD movie, I think it was more likely that they spend so much time together and their feelings equate to those of a husband and wife so they jokingly call each other that on set. That is just my interpretation of why they do that, but they do say it.
I love the picture of him down on his knees kissing her hand. He seems to always adore her so much and look at her not only with eye f*cking but also with worship and adoration. I’ve always noticed that in other pics, but it really shows in that one to me.
I love that they have intertwined lovers hands as he leads her down the stairs.
I love the motorcycle pic for obvious reasons which you would know if you read my fic.
I love the Domward Bella pic because it is beautiful and hot.
I love how he touches her arm in the bed of roses pic and how they look at each other there.
I think Kristen is so beautiful in these photos. Her skin is flawless. Her eyes are gorgeous as always. She is smart, sexy, and strong. She’s soft and shy too. She can be a badass and yet just as vulnerable as the next girl. I can totally see why Rob is so infatuated with her.
And I love these pictures of Rob as much as his VF shoot pics. They are all Rob and they are all beautiful of him to me.
<3,
Spunk
Amen.
Santa came out and said “Ho ho ho” to all of us. He didn’t need to say “My name is Santa Claus” — it was assumed. So, now it’s official — Santa does exist. Believe.
I couldn’t have said it better….I read this blog because I believe the majority of Rob fans who post here, and who love to love the pretty, share your sentiments.
Let’s enjoy the pretty… because it’s only going to get hotter….
@Smom
Thanks for liking what I said. Smooch! <3
@WTM
haha! Yes ho ho ho indeed! I LOVE Santa. I shall believe.
@greenidmonster
Agreed! Prettier and hotter fo' sho!
Thanks SoccerMom for Posting. And SpunkMe, this post exactly sums up why you are my girl crushes..
And Awww the smile !!
He COULD NOT SMILE IN CANADA BECAUSE OF SCUMS LIKE THESE WHO NEED TO GET A LIFE !!
Look at the attitude, arrogance of this guy named Y2John who is a known papp/autograph hound.
http://canadagraphs.weebly.com/1/post/2009/11/twilight-round-up-part-1-why-i-will-see-new-moon-and-will-not-see-eclipse.html
*Rant for the day over *
Sigh, Rob did smile in Canada…