Okay, so I’ve read the snippets of the Vanity Fair interview of Robert Pattinson and despite my initial reaction, I have decided to reserve my opinion until I have a chance to read the entire interview. This should give you an idea of how I’m feeling about it at the moment…grrrrr
Instead of dwelling on the negatives of the interview, I’ve chosen to take the high road or maybe it’s the low road *snicker* and talk about how Vanity Fair edemucated me on Robert F*cking Pattinson. 
Five things I’ve learned about Robert Pattinson from Vanity Fair
1. Robert Pattinson like to read porny books. Aww look how happy he looks. Okay, so this isn’t exactly breaking news, he’s a dood and all doods love a good porn book . 
Yes Rob, keep reading. Knowledge is power *wink*
More revelations after Rob melts my butter…
2. Robert Pattinson can make even the most heinous looking clothes look hawt. WTF is up with the Old Man jammies or that plaid 80′s throw back pea-coat. Seriously GAH! Rob just say no.
WTF is that jacket? Rob repeat after me "that jacket is heinous, pick something else for me to wear." Thank the lawd for the jeans & the tee in this pic. Phew saved.
3. Robert Pattinson can rock a lobster bib like no one else. Okay, how bad do I have it that I think a lobster bib on Rob is sexy…dood?!?! and Robert Pattinson can turn corn into porn. It’s corn for christ sake and yet I can’t help but think of Tattward & the toy. And check the fingers gah thud*JAG has gone to the durty place, if u need her please leave a message after the jizz…jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
*snicker Rock Lobster…down, down, down*
4. Robert Pattinson has fallen & he can’t get up. Wait, he’s fallen and we don’t want him to get up. *runs over and jumps on Rob…snicker*
So damn fine!
5. Robert Pattinson likes Twix…and so do I, it’s kismet. Come to me Rob we were made for each other (whatev and as if). He even saved the other half of his twix bar for me *snicker*
"...his hotel room at the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel, which is littered today with ... a half-eaten Twix bar...
The Robert Pattinson Avi Gallery!
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- WTF is that jacket? It looks like an old man’s bathrobe. That the lawd for the jeans & the tee in this pic. Phew saved.
Source: VanityFair.com
THE OFFICE IS UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just finished reading it! Such a great chapter. I’m sad the story is almost over though.
that kicked some serious ass!!! loved it, might go back to the beginning and read it again..its one of my favs, YGMCTG was the one that broke my cherry tho so Spunk Me you are the bomb girl! lovin elvis 4 cillas new story open to interpretation is gettin very hawt lawdy lawdy
@IGD!!! Look up above for my post to you. ^^^^^
Great post! I’ve learned a lot too! Corn Porn? Who knew? And the Twix pic is hilarious!
I’m not going to jump to conclusions about the interview. VF knows what side their bread is buttered on and Rob on the cover is going to be one of their bestsellers. I don’t think they would be malicious. Rob is also very intelligent and likely is projecting the image he wants out there.
ET Canada featured VF and Japan Rob last night and I was watching with my husband. I was trying not to react overmuch but was actually having a silent yet powerful Robgasm. Hubs was not amused. He went all anti-Rob and told me to lay off the RobPipe (not in those words exactly). I may have made things worse when I pouted and yelled “But Daddy I love him!!”
LMFAO!!
RobPipe… *coughwantscough*
“But Daddy I love him!!”- That is f*cking hilarious deb!
P.S. Pass the Robpipe this way!
@ Fluffyliz
Yes….you’re right….I probably over-reacted but the press and these so called ‘fans’ seem to be having a field day with this story…and he does not deserve to be treated this way. What pisses me off too is that Kristen is being made to look like some bloody damsel in distress who’s had her virtue taken from her..now that is a joke…LOL
A friend of mine said, about the vf pic of rob at the piano leaning back, “if robs worried about the sheet music blowing away in the wind i’ll gladly sit on the piano for him and hold it” my reply was “if robs concerned about his face blowing away in the wind.., I’ll gladly sit on it”
So I’m finding myself obsessed with the pic I’ll call “Rob gets kicked to the curb in his jammies”. And I may or may not have zoomed 400% on the very thin fabric of said jammies. And I don’t believe Rob is wearing anything underneath. Gulp…
I wasn’t looking at that either… nope, definitely not.
Ok so I just had to go and look…and I’m thinking the same thing!
LOL I was thinking the same… I dont care what they look like,it just the thought of him being in such thin material *sigh*
Im reading His Personal Assisant and the Robward in that is always pitching a tent in his jams *fans herself* and that what that pic reminds me of .
Im all over that
Can’t. Focus. On. RL.
Rob. Too. Damn. Sexy.
I. Need. To. F-k. Him.
GAAAAAHHHHH
and Mr. Mimi is not upstairs in his office today, so he can not substitute.
Shit.
Jag – thanks for an awesome post. You tags make me pee.
Rob- You are God’s best work. Thanks for sharing yourself with the world. I am so appreciative, I won’t even mention the panty disintegration, ovarian explosions, or short-circuiting keyboard due to acute drooling. I just love you, you big hot smoking steaming hunk of sex you!
‘you are Gods best work’ lmao but its true
I posted this yesterday (too late for anyone too see) but this fits with your remarks re: God.
RCC ooooohhhhhh that’s nice….I can’t stop looking at these pictures!
Ok, I need to go to bed. But I have to say one thing first.
Some of you are completely MESSING WITH MY HEAD
WTF? Stupid WordPress… read the one below…
I need to say something. Some of you are completely MESSING WITH MY HEAD with all your avvie changes to the new pics. Seriously, I don’t recognize anyone now! It’s killing me.
*grumbles and head off to bed, hoping to dream Rob dreams for once, dammit*
I hear ya Nora. I do prefer when you can scroll through quick and find all your mates really easily by their avi’s. I do understand why everyone wants one of the new f*ckhawt pix but I’m sticking with my happy ComCon08 Rob. I had a few sexy/moody Rob avi’s for a while but then recently the only time we saw him he looked so sad and pissed off so I decided I just wanted a HappyRob avi, and he looks so cute that I’m holding on to him for a bit longer.
yep I sticking to my cola loving Rob too ..
hee hee I actuall like my monster avi. Hell, its got better legs than I do!
im a technophobe and cant figure out the instructions lord knows ive tried so I will have to stick with my monster, at least he is waving hello
After I got my avi (thanks JAG), I was going to find a small Rob pic to do the switcharoo but changed my mind to stay true (well closer anyways … couldn’t find a small cougar pic) to my name. Plus I think it’s really cute.
I may have stolen all the Twix out of my kids’ Halloween candy… for, um, no particular reason.
Going to do that now… jeez i’m slow!
That’s because Twix is the BOMB! Where I work, all the managers leave candy out on their desks… trying to placate us with sugar, I guess. I always steal the Twix bars. It pisses people off, but I don’t give a rat’s ass… I got there first!
Yeah, I know I said I was going to bed, but I lied. Reading fan fiction… one I found yesterday called Times New Roman. Edward is… different… in this one, but I think I like it.
But, now I really AM going to bed. Catch y’all later!
I’m eating a Twix right now.(wish I could be eating it out of Rob’s fingers, though)
Twix and Heineken! Communion with HHH! Hey we haven’t seen the Stained Glass Window in a while… I’m feeling religious!!!
http://twitpic.com/izctm
SRL Or his lips… or belly button… or- WHOA!
*looking up out of the gutter* Oops I fell in. Hey, everybody’s down here! Hi! Um, what is that being passed around? Is that corn?
I don’t know Annie, it’s too dark down here….it could be corn…just let me feel it….it feels long and hard.. but I don’t know if it’s corn?!!
This year Frosty the Snowman is going to have a “CornRobPipe”!!
Hmm, it’s too smooth and too big to be corn. Lemme lick it to see what it tastes like…
ROTFLMAO…. now u r pimpin the CornPorn…gotta like that…love you guys…I cannot stop laughin…
HEY, I never said Rob looked bad in the heinous jacket, I said he even manages to make that look good! He’s hawt. UNg
Just caught up on EP. Now which to start?
U of Edward Masen
My Yes My No
The Wingman
Take the Cake
Vampire in the Basement
JAG, thanks for shifting the emphasis to where it belongs—even in a heinous jacket Rob looks good—besides it really is a beautifully composed photo with an eye to shapes & colors—
have only had a quick trip through Robsessed today so am not sure what all the excitement over VF is about—thought initially it was the Peretz interview but now seems rather what other mags are writing about the spread—so depressing—
also depressing was the news that Patty, the little Westy that Rob got when he was five, died last Christmas (he must have been there & she must have waited to see him again)—love dogs & cats so that got to me in a big way—
the VF fotoshoot with Rob is to die for & on that happier note—ta-ta
epg-
that made me sooo sad too. It also made me wish for a sweet home, a loving wife and stable life for him. So that he can have the dog, the pool table and dart room, nice grounds to walk around on, and a place to play his music and just chill.
*Mimi can provide him with everything but the dog, tee hee, and that is easily rectified*
Oh and what to do about Mr. Mimi, whom I do really love??
*insert REALLY pervy thoughts here*
Ladies,
Don’t know if you’ve all seen this. Wanna see Rob at work? See this vid. There’s also a little part of an interview (new to me…)
http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1625386/story.jhtml
oooohhhhh major fan girl SQUEEEEEEEEEE!
awesome vana – thanks for sharing it!
and can I just freaking say how sexy all those accents are?
Im also finding Michael Sheen is a bit sexy. Hell, they all are. But my mojo stays with Rob.
TALKING MOVING SMILING ROB. Ack, Thankyouthankyouthankyou Vana. You are the bomb.
1.With regards to twatmoms: they need some of Fluffy’s meds
(Sorry your spine is still evilizing on you Fluff)
2. The plaid jacket, neither love nor hate but it makes me giggle as I had a similar one 20 ug some odd years ago from Le Chateau. I didn’t look that good in mine.
3. Deb, thanx for the stained glass. Still waiting for someone to make a mug for me with that pic on it for my birthday.
You’re welcome mimi!
Girl power,
TALKING MOVING SMILING ROB. he?… Did you see talking, moving, smiling, reading, stumbling, acting, trying to act etc etc etc ….. as in :
AUDITIONING Rob? (For How to be)
I placed the vid 2 days ago…. but I have the feeling not many of you have seen it. I will look it up and post it again….
Oooh vana, thank you! That was great!
Thanks Vana! Am I the only sick puppy who pretended I was Felix when Robward was on top of him? Didn’t think so. LOL.
Yes you’re the only one elvis4scilla. You should see a docter.
No, not really. You do not want to know what I pretend seeing a pic of Rob.
Oooh. who am I kidding?! Also without the pics.
All the time. Every day. Doesn’t matter where I am or what I do. Talking about a sick puppy….. I actually get sick of myself… seriously.
FREAKIN’ A VANA!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR THAT!
SERIOUSLY.
It was exactly the way I wrote it in my fic with slamming to the mats! Woot! And Rob doing his own stunts was so UNGH! GAH! THAT was HAWT!
And there was ol’ Wyck Godfrey the Producer, my sister’s friend. Still peeved that she won’t get me in with Rob even though she talks to Wyck on Facebook all the time. Waaaa! Mean sister! It’s like one degree of separation and she’s cockblocking me! *insert Spunk’s mad face*
Here’s the audition tape for How to be, this one is a bit fuzzy, I do have a better one, so if you can wait, then… wait…… I’ll be back…I
http://www.accesshollywood.com/access-exclusive-robert-pattinsons-how-to-be-audition_video_1170730
uhm…. I’m not sure if this one is actually better…… anyway….. here it is:
http://cullenboysanonymous.com/robert-pattinsons-how-to-be-audition-tape
He looks quite young here, really cute/goofy (is that last word English? We use it in the Netherlands too!)
Whew ladies, have you seen the new HD pix of Rob in Japan? Oh God, so much RobPorn my brain is sizzling (and I can’t even tell you what’s going on lower down!) What with that and all the pain meds I’m wondering whether the large glass of wine is a good idea …. ah f*ck it, I’m past caring!
Oh, and if you haven’t seen the Japan pix, here they are
http://bit.ly/2Pds0
What’s that saying? Oh yeah, I’d rather have a bottle in front of me that a frontal lobotomy.
Bugger! Jizz/drunk/stoned typing … the word is THAN you stoopid hoor!
I want what you are having lol ..dont be gready now Liz.. pass the wine etc around
Hey Liz(waves), pass it over this way too!
*mimi will have what fluffy is having*
No, I didn’t die from fuckhawtRoboverload yesterday, came close though. Terrible RL day for me! I’m missing out on all the fun!
Send good vibes my way ladies, I need them!
((((Hugs!!)))) Here, take two and call me in the morning…
http://twitpic.com/o13qn
hang in there girl
Hope things get better for you!
Thanks you guys! You’re the best! I think you did a little more than send good vibes! I mean,come on, Harpers Bazaar!!!
Oh Smitten I am just seeing this now. I hope your day gets better or you have a better one tomorrow. <3
*HUGS* sweetie. Hope things are better tomorrow.
I know Christmas as come early for us girls in the form of Roboverload and I couldnt be happier ,but I nearly died when i turned sky news on and they were switching xmas lights on in London and singing bloody carols..Its Nov isnt it ? arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
JAG, I just got caught with your appearance on the Twigasm Podcast. I felt like such a fangirl when it heard it was you.
me too! I heard it the other night! So good to hear you! And I loved that you were Little Red Riding Him on the Hood!
thank you god harpers bazaar
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart.html
thats it I am a goner….my heart is pounding!!
Thank you IGD, those are just…GAAAHH!
Is Kstew wearin a designer garbage bag?? who freakin cares Rob looks like a God!!! end of story.
there will be plenty of jizztypin tonight…dont know if I can last the pace…
holy mother of god
pray for us sinners
now and at the hour of our death
amen
today is christmas, the fourth of july, new years eve, my birthday, anniversary and valentines day all rolled into one.
holy f-k. to quote another pattinangel:
f-kity f-kity f-kity f-k f-k buckets.
sorry kids – IMO, this blows away the latest VF. And I LUURRVVEEDD the VF.
But damn, if that boy doesn’t look happy!!! He’s got serious shit eating grins going on there.
http://twitpic.com/o5l75
Rob and Kristen Harper’s Bazaar…
*Thud*
and this one
http://twitpic.com/o5l75
another
http://twitpic.com/o5l75
oops sorry that was
http://twitpic.com/o5m2k
OMG venus, those pics are hot! I just can’t get over how is tie is resting on the muffin in that last one…..THUD!
lol.. I just had to go back and have another look hehe
get the quick girls
http://twitpic.com/o5mfe
GAAHH venus! What are you trying to do top me?!!
LMFAO! I jizztyped top me! I meant to me, but having Rob on top of me sounds good
my fav
http://twitpic.com/o5n7t
Ok that’s it now I’m officially DONE!
That’s it! Fuck RL! Screw the stress here at work & the deadlines! This pic right here is what it’s all about! OMG!
First Rob & a piano and now Rob on a motorcycle!?! Was I a good girl this year or what!
OMG It says the photos don’t exist any more and I forgot to save the motorcycle one! AAARRRGGGHH!
I said be quick lol
Oh gawd, the other Pattinangels will die when they see our comments & no pics!
JAG, did you see it?!
That was a great uplifting moment for me considering this is the day from hell in RL.
Oh no I missed them! What were they? Did anybody save them to their Web photo page?
Hey there PattinAngels! So good to be back home, I missed you all so much. As for the VF pics, all I have to say is WOW, just WOW!! Rob is so so beautiful. You could give him a potato sack to wear & some how that boy would rock it and still get me all hot & bothered. I haven’t had a chance to read all your comments yet but will try to catch up and get back into the RAoR loop.
LILI! How was your trip? It’s good to have you back, we’ve missed having you here!
I was just thinkin about you this morning…wondered where you had been…go and check out the harpers bazaar leaked….my laptop is going to explode ive got a million different tabs open…
glad to see youre back
My trip was fantastic! Italy is always fun to visit but I felt so disconnected from RAoR & Twitter. I seriously thought I would go through withdrawl from the lack of internet access I had. Thankfully I carried a pic of Rob with me at all times to keep my Robfix alive
http://twitpic.com/o5pr7
Vancity, yesterday was the best! VFRob owned our asses! Glad you’re back!
ROTFLMAO! I love your pic, lili!
Great pic! Welcome back!
OMGI Friggin’ Fantastically Beautiful! What did I tell ya?! OMG! Sooooooooo happy!
MotorcycleRobsten is HAWT!!!!!!!!!
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I hope they acted out the scene in chap 5 YGMCTG from her birthday! haha 8)
Hot damn Spunk got it! Yay!
Serioulsy I have never been so died from a pic before. I couldn’t breathe for a minute there!
SpunkMe, you’re my savior!
LMAO SRL!
Gah! They are beautiful together!
http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/uu64/chonga815/Picture9-7.png
http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/uu64/chonga815/Picture10-6.png
http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/uu64/chonga815/Picture11-4.png
That first pic he looks so happy and like what? Proud? I swear he looks proud or something on his expression. haha So cute!
I love this one too. So happy. I wanna lick that Adam’s apple…
announcing the return of the RealRob Smile!!!!
ah its been a great day.
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Bahaha…love the Twix…
And yeah. I hate lobster. But Rob in a lobster bib….WIN.
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http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/Picture16-1.png
Unh, so jealous.
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/hb-25.jpg
Ok this might be his sexiest face ever
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Magazines/Harpers%20bazaar/hb16.jpg
Is every Robvember day gonna be like this??
Gah, Annie! I hope so! Look at Kstew’s sassy look! She’s got the man! Lucky girl!
He looks so good in every pic!
*THUD*
Kstew is totally a lucky girl, being able to ride on a motorcycle with him, having her crotch rubbing up against his ass, and her hand rested on his muffin….uuuunngggh…lucky girl indeed!
It looks great enlarged into like a 5 x 7 for your picture frame haha
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/Picture18.png
He is thinking very naughty things and likes it.
I think he likes that we’re thinking naughty things!
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/Picture20.png
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GAH! That second one!!!! *wishing I was KStew*
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Is that a phone in his pocket in the sex book picture…or is he just pleased to see me? Yip, that’s the first place I looked. Has anyone else noticed it or am I just a perv with an imagination?
Rob often seems pleased to see us! And that’s where I look second or third! And also why I cropped this pic!!
http://twitpic.com/o5yno
Oh Gawd deb….THUD!
Deb … OMFG!
Deb – could you crop Kstew out of all of them?
What size jeans do you think he wears – Like a 26 or 27 waist! He is skinny!