Okay, so I’ve read the snippets of the Vanity Fair interview of Robert Pattinson and despite my initial reaction, I have decided to reserve my opinion until I have a chance to read the entire interview. This should give you an idea of how I’m feeling about it at the moment…grrrrr
Instead of dwelling on the negatives of the interview, I’ve chosen to take the high road or maybe it’s the low road *snicker* and talk about how Vanity Fair edemucated me on Robert F*cking Pattinson. 
Five things I’ve learned about Robert Pattinson from Vanity Fair
1. Robert Pattinson like to read porny books. Aww look how happy he looks. Okay, so this isn’t exactly breaking news, he’s a dood and all doods love a good porn book . 
Yes Rob, keep reading. Knowledge is power *wink*
More revelations after Rob melts my butter…
2. Robert Pattinson can make even the most heinous looking clothes look hawt. WTF is up with the Old Man jammies or that plaid 80′s throw back pea-coat. Seriously GAH! Rob just say no.
WTF is that jacket? Rob repeat after me "that jacket is heinous, pick something else for me to wear." Thank the lawd for the jeans & the tee in this pic. Phew saved.
3. Robert Pattinson can rock a lobster bib like no one else. Okay, how bad do I have it that I think a lobster bib on Rob is sexy…dood?!?! and Robert Pattinson can turn corn into porn. It’s corn for christ sake and yet I can’t help but think of Tattward & the toy. And check the fingers gah thud*JAG has gone to the durty place, if u need her please leave a message after the jizz…jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
*snicker Rock Lobster…down, down, down*
4. Robert Pattinson has fallen & he can’t get up. Wait, he’s fallen and we don’t want him to get up. *runs over and jumps on Rob…snicker*
So damn fine!
5. Robert Pattinson likes Twix…and so do I, it’s kismet. Come to me Rob we were made for each other (whatev and as if). He even saved the other half of his twix bar for me *snicker*
"...his hotel room at the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel, which is littered today with ... a half-eaten Twix bar...
The Robert Pattinson Avi Gallery!
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- WTF is that jacket? It looks like an old man’s bathrobe. That the lawd for the jeans & the tee in this pic. Phew saved.
Source: VanityFair.com
wow, I thought I was into the cornporn but now you’ve gone and made me start thinking about tattward and the toy…..yeah i’m liking that visual WAY better-genius as always jag!!
I’m not gonna be able to look at a corncob the same way again!
It just makes me feel normal (right, as if ANY of us were normal) to hear that someone else besides me thought about cornporn.
But I agree…if the man can make a corncob sexy, what chance do we have when he holds a microphone?!?
Rob gives such good pretty.
To helll with the interviews. As.If.!!
FUCK….the above video was NOT supposed to be there. SHIT. It was left over from the last “paste” I did down below. PLEASE DELETE THE FIRST VIDEO!!!!
Here is what I meant to post.
Rob in Japan today/last night.
LMFAO Debbo! I thought maybe I was missing something in that first one. Loved the second one though, I’m really glad to see him looking so happy.
THANK YOU SO MUCH JAG for deleting the mistake video I posted here. So embarassed. So kind of you…
JAG, I am also reserving my opinion until I can read the article. Some things are already questionable, but we shall see… At least we have all that pretty to look at.
And for the love of god…I do love those Ralph Lauren jeans that he obviously stole and wore during Remember Me because those jeans died me over the summer. FOR REAL! F*ckhawt! They CAN save any outfit!
The twix had me rotflmao! And seriously, the gramp jammies and ’70′s throwback peacoat are horrible… who did the styling… The Kennedys?
‘course, I loved seeing his lips wrapped round that bottle… mmmmmmm wonder what they’d feel like on…
Be right back!!!
The styling was supposedly done by the same guy who styled Kristen for the MTV Movie awards… that red and black dress she wore. I can’t remember the dood’s name…
Am I the only one who digs the grampa jammies? It’s not the PJ’s themselves, but the fact that he’s in them, with a blankie on, drinking a beer and smoking. Maybe the juxtaposition of it all…I find it sort of artsy, and alluring, and intimate, like you’re peeking behind the long grass and catching a glimpse of HHH unnoticed…and it’s just seriously f*ckhawt! And usually I can’t even stand smoking! GAH – what that man does to me. *thud* indeed.
Maybe it’s just me?
@deedreamer16
No, I actually really like them, too. I think they’re adorable. Especially the rolled up pants and bare ankles. Something about that just kills me. It looks like he just shuffled out of bed hungover at some weekend resort in the Hamptons. And he’s waiting for me to go make him breakfast. Mmmm… nom nom nom.
I totes agree DeeDreamer, I’m loving the grandpa jimjams for exactly the same reasons as you express – I mean, we all know the only thing he wears in bed is a big smile, right? Just makes me think that he’s had a long night of shagging, and then after a really good early morning BJ, while I’m in the shower(oops, I mean his lady friend) he’s just pulled on his jimmies, grabbed a beer and his tabs, pulled a blanket round him and gone outside to cool off and think about how great his life is while he watches the sun come up. Yep, really loving the PJs!
Rock on, ladies! Glad to know there are others out there thinking as deeply in the gutter as I am.
@FluffyLiz – love your summary of what happened before the pic. Morning BJ was a very nice touch! LOL
@foof – can we now coin the term “ankleporn” please? ‘Cuz for real. So with you on that…
Gawd, I needed these pics in the worst way. I think we all did. While rerun pics of Rob are great, I was really needing something new and extremely hot. AMEN! The only problem now is I devoured them like a starving man would devour a filet mignon. Yes, Rob is my filet, my man meat, if you will (and not the cheap kind with the bacon wrapped around either) and I should have savored him more……sigh
In the porno book pic, he looks like he’s thinking, “Yes, I read about sex driven people. Does this shit really happen? Fuck no, I KNOW how to make a woman scream my name.” Is it sad that Rob doesn’t have to do a damn thing except recline in a chair & not even look at the camera & I’m moaning and panting, “Fuuuuck me, Roooobbbbb.” Yeah, it’s pathetic.
Yes, WTF were they thinking. This is my testament to not everything the Rob wears is beautimous. The heinous coat & pappy jammies are atrocious. Please do not lift them. However, for the love of all that’s holy, fucking snatch the hell out of those jeans and the white tee. You can never have too many white tees, Rob. Never.
Pic three will always send me to dirty places. Always! It’s unavoidable. I need to learn about him between the sheets. Guh… the sheets of MUSIC you, pervs. And I’d actually be able to read it… if it resembles the scale of the french horn or trumpet, that is. Anyone know this answer?
Lastly, I’d like to share a Twix with Rob. I’d lick his caramel and he could bite my cookie… I mean, the bar’s caramel and cookie. Ah fuck it, I want to lick him, that’s exactly what I mean.
~Christina
P.S. I got tickled at the hubs today. I logged into my page on the desktop and of course a collage of the VF pics showed up. Hubs looked over my shoulder and nodded, “Hmmm, he must have done a new photoshoot.” Lol, how perceptive of him.
such a good hubs you have that can notice when HHH has a new photoshoot out.
Oh yeah! My hubby knew immediately. Not only that, I heard this loud groan and ran upstairs to see what was the matter and he was rolling his eyes at the Volvo commercial on A&E, he banged his head on the back of the chair moaning..”Am I never going to escape this guy!!??” Well scr*w him, he’s already agreed to go to “New Moon” with me and he can’t back out now! At least I have good taste, I had to put up with all his drooling over Karen Black!
LOL! You crack me up, as always.
My fiance doesn’t have a clue what f*ckhawtness I’m hoarding on my laptop. It’s best that way!
My hubby actually looked at some of the pics with me yesterday, but his only response was “What’s up with his hair?” So I told him to get the hell out and stop killing my “buzz”, because I don’t question what’s up with Lady Ga Ga(he actually thinks she’s really hot, ugh!)
Christina 4—please don’t hold your breath but the heinous coat & the pappy jammies will probably be in the stores soon just as plaids & lumberjack shirts (the Robo look) are everywhere now—LOL—<3
Lynda—isn't Karen Black the gal who played in Cisco Pike—can understand the interest of your hubby—also think she's sexy—<3
spunkransomlover—wouldn't question your hubby's taste either—Lady GaGa is hot & i say it without the ugh!—<3
expatz- Yup, she was in a lot of stuff, like “Family Plot” & “Burnt Offerings” we had to watch all her films and he’d *sigh* and *groan* through all of them, I’d be sitting there saying….”But..but..her eyes are crossed!!” However, he’d say..”No they’re not, she’s so sexy!!”..like I said…different strokes for different folks..huh?
What’s your range on the trumpet? I’m pretty solid on a high F, but my high A can be hit or miss. I pretty much stick with simple pieces on the piano and you could play the trumpet right off of them. On the few harder pieces that I’ve tried the notes can get pretty high and have quite a succession of them.
Tattward and the toy — which story is that from?
My favorite of the new VF pics is the white button-down shirt with the cigarette at the back of the SUV. That shirt fits him perfectly.
Clipped Wings and Inked Armor, definitly a must read!!!
Thanks! I do read that, but I can’t remember the toy. Which chapter (number) is it in?
@JJElektric
It was in the chapter where he & Bella are making out on her bed & he finds her toy under the pillow and asks her to use it for him. Then he takes over. *DIED*
I just looked it up, it was Chapter 20.
Tattward and THE toy…yes..yes..yes…there…there..there! That one is going to explode soon huh? I love that guy! Snarlward is really in the running as of last week (Breaking Trinity)..
Lynda,
How do you like “Breaking Trinity”? I’m ready for another fan fic with lemons and a plot and maybe some humor and romance of course. Guess I want it all except for so much angst that I want to drown my sorrows in a 12 pack of Corona. LOL he he he
I love that chapter too! Tattward is just so…GAAAHH!
Oh yeah! I can’t believe I forgot about that! Thanks.
Debbo- Breaking Trinity Rocks MY World!! Serious great stuff! Can’t wait for the next update. Snarlward is *HOT*!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5379823/1/Breaking_Trinity
Agreed!
I could ALMOST like that heinous jacket if it were any other fucking color. Or at least a SOLID color. Is he being paid by the plaid corporation or something? And it’s an UGLY plaid. Blech. That pic could have been so fucking hot, but that damn jacket sucks the eyes in like a 3D poster. I keep waiting to see the sailboat.
As for the CornPorn, I love that shot of him swigging the beer. It just kills me that they even took this pic as part of the shoot, because he’s obviously eating that corn. You can see nibble marks. “Hey Rob, let’s dress you up in designer duds and have you snarf down some of the sloppiest foods in all creation. And here’s a bib!”
I could see him wearing the bib on his actual lunch break, not wanting to dirty the clothes like a good little boy, but I don’t want a bunch of cameras in my face when I’m trying to munch. Behind the scenes shots, maybe, but for the actual shoot? Guess I’m torn. I think it’s an awkward idea to suggest, but I love the end result because he just looks like any joe shmoe pretty boy eating on a date at Red Lobster.
Think he’ll let me nibble his cheddar biscuits??? :p
I thought the exact same thing!! Who thought of putting a bib on the man and then using the picture for the actual shoot??? Not that I’m complaining though. I be crazy to.
I was thinking the same thing about the jacket, I would have prefered to see him a lumberjack shirt/jacket…at least they’re timeless. But I degress, I actually didn’t mind it, but then again I never complain about anything he wears (ok..maybe some of the duds in “How To Be” but it was supposed to be that way), ahem..anyways…mainly because I’m not looking at his clothes. I start at the hair, go to the eyes…move down to THOSE lips..and that’s all she wrote because I’ve passed out.
SNARF…. LOL! I love that word! I’m having “Pinky and the Brain” flashbacks…
Am I the only one who doesn’t have a problem with that jacket? I personally think he looks good in it.
spunkransomlover—we may go separate ways on GaGa but i also think Rob looks good in that jacket—the foto is a careful composition & Rob looks dreamy (as always)—<3
@spunkransomlover
I actually think HE looks amazing, and the pose is amazing. I would absolutely love that jacket on him if it were just any other non-plaid color. I think the bright blue/white throws off the whole feel of the laid back pose.
Two words: corn porn. Those are two words I never thought I would be putting together. But trust Rob to make that happen. And we must all have it bad if we think a lobster bib on Rob is sexy. That man can make anything sexy.
VF made me excited JAG. I was so looking forward to it. I loved the pictures, now I hear no video. That bummed me out.
And the whole of today I felt so bad. Because he is being raked over coals by everyone it seems. I am going to wait for the interview, but I could just slap Catherine Hardwicke. Bitch needs to seriously shut up.
I don’t know why he brings out the protective nature in me. But I think Vanity Fair used him for pictures and portrayed him as a drunken slob and used a young girl whom he crushed on and openly pursued and now has dropped. Catherine’s comment about him being drunk all the time or every evening..WTF bitch ? Makes him seem like an alcoholic and having problems.
I know he is not perfect. But since we all drank at 23. So why is he being portrayed like that? I am not buying VF. No. I will not contribute to a magazine like that. I will look at the scans online because someone somewhere will scan in it and look at the pictures. I will never buy that magazine again if they portray him the way it comes across now. I am a loyal fan and my dollars are for people who do not use him. Sorry for ranting JAG.
Even the men I know (who are NOT Rob fans) got pissed off at Katherine and came to his defence, seriously! I got a “WTF!! I saw the film, he was not drunk when he was working, she had no right to comment on his off hours activities!” <- direct quote from a real anti-Pattinson male type person (who watches too much wrestling for any healthy human) and DH repeated the same thing, I didn't use DH's quote because he doesn't actively have a hate-on for Rob and has seen ALL of Rob's movies.
But in all honesty I read the snipits late last night and I didn't think it was really putting Rob in a bad light, what I read sounded like he was putting himself down and they acted like they were defending him in their own way. I'm sorry if I'm offending anyone with that comment, I just read it in a different light I guess, it sounded like Rob and the many interviews I've watched over and over again…he is brutally honest with himself, often way too honest. Don't think I'd love him as much if he wasn't just Rob. His real fans love him, and if people want Rob to be something else, they should go looking for someone else.
So what's different, he's said he was drunk for year before, he said he was thinking about giving up acting before he got the part because all those casting calls were frustrating and had him down. He said he was a slob and his apartment was a disgrace, and we all know that what he said about his relationship was a non- answer which people have blown out of whack because *some* people are taking his personal life far too seriously..he's even made the comment that he looks deformed a number of times. Why do we think he's changed his opinions of himself in less then a year? The proof may be in the pudding in our eyes, but we all know that what we see in our own mirrors is not what others see us as. I think VF proved it with that photo shoot.
@Lynda… I’m not pissed off at what he said about himself. I don’t think that puts him in a bad light… we’ve heard him say it all before. But, Catherine’s comments piss me off.
When I read snippets of the VF article, I thought what a way to sell magazines. Completely make the hottest guy on the planet look like an alcoholic slob. I actually have no real problem having her depict his hotel room like a pig sty or a drinker… come on, he is male and 23! But the kicker was Catherine’s quote about him being drunk every night while he was shooting Twilight? I can see it now …next on Extra “Breaking news – Rpattz in rehab. Down in the dumps about KStew”
By the way, did not see a denial in that article about being in a relationship with Kristen. He sidestepped as per usual.
Now, back to salivating over those luscious pictures.
LOL @ Barb!
So what if Rob drinks in his free time, he’s an adult, it’s his business, and how he keeps his house is also, his business!
ladies, were we reading the same snippets from the Evgenia Peretz interview? like Rob i’m into arcs & having difficulty figuring out how we get from there to here—perhaps the CH remark was gratuitous but nowhere did i get the impression that VF was portraying Rob as a drunken slob—on the contrary i thought Peretz came across as Robsessed & the fotos are beautiful—it’s supposed to be a 12-pg spread so perhaps we should wait for the rest—<3
Chapter 9 is up of my Rob fanfic. Chapter 7 has Rob on a horse and Chapter 8 involves him in a pool and a rubdown.
Any non-readers getting tempted to read it yet, mhmmm?
http://elvis4scilla.livejournal.com/
You don’t need to sign up, just click on the link.
I’m getting there. I need to ration out my time for fan fic or I’d get nothing else done. I think I’m waiting for updates on about 30 stories. I like having some in the queue that I haven’t started yet, you know? Always something to look forward to. I’ll let you know when I’ve started it.
I hear you. I used to be in the same boat, reading fanfic, now I’m spending all my time writing it. LOL
Going to read your story now elvis4scilla. Everybody here is raving, so want to read it now….
I finally finished “Cocktails and Dreams” tonight. Took FOREVER. Emo Rob. sigh. Give me some more Wallbanger! PLEASE!
I love your line in your story: “Simultaneous what?” hehehehhehehh Good one.
I love the flirting too. I like your story already. No more talking. Just wanted to tell you I loved that line and it made me really laugh. Thanks for writing this. We over 30 can be hot too.
Working on it. Just snowed under with other fics LOL.
elvis4scilla,
I’m leaving you the same comment I left at your last chapter. Forgive the repeats.
elvis4scilla,
I LOVE your story. I love tenderness and Rob seems so patient and sweet. I love how you show both his old soul and his young man qualities…like when he cannon balled into the pool after getting embarrassed by his erection brought on by the suntan oil “lubrication”. LOL A-hem. One of my favorite lines in your story is “simultaneous WHAT?” I love double meanings, especially when they are dirty ones. he he he. Can’t wait for your next chapter.
debbo
OOOOH, just as I was reading, you added chapter 9. OH YES. The build up is so beautiful. Like a long, slow, erotic, romantic seduction. OH I LOVE THAT! sigh
I really love your story. If Rob were 1/2 as sensitive as you make him out to be in your story, he must be some kind of tender lover in real life. I know, it’s just a fan fic story and not Rob. But I loved it when Rob said he was just a canvas for people to use to create something. Or words to that effect. LOVE IT! Sigh.
LET US KNOW WHEN THE NEXT CHAPTER POSTS…..
I loved it scilla! I can’t wait for an update!
Thanks ladies! I’ll let you know when I post ch. 10. on LiveJournal and Ch. 4 should be up soon on Twilighted.
elvis4scilla-You are next on my extremely long list of ff that I need to read and trust me from what I have heard I can’t wait!
RL has kicked my add the past month…I haven’t even finished CW & IA (please don’t kick me out of RAoR!).
This weekend I will designate time for me and my Robporn.
bring it the f*&k on!!! the tensions building a slow burn…im loving it girl keep it coming and fast!!!
Dood the twix lmfao. And the awful pea coat is the Old Navy grab of the week. It will look all sorts of fail and fall apart after a week but DOOD it is only $9.99 for this weekend only!
Rob stop wearing Mold Navy for fucksake! Stitch it up with blue ailine thread and call it hobo couture but no more old navy!!!
JAG where is the old spice cologne manip, did I miss it? I need some to go with my soap err junk on a rope.
Love this post!
Xoxo
LMFAO!!!
And yes please to OldSpiceRob manip!
If you have one, JAG, post it, please! haha
If she doesn’t have one, she should make one! I want OldSpiceRob!
Snicker, yes I photoshopped some Old Spice into the sweater pic. Will def be posting.
you know what? i happened to like every single picture and every single outfit. they had me staring for hours. he make it work. i happen to love the plaid pea coat.
and that’s all i’m gonna say about that.
Finally, somebody else who likes the peacoat!
I have mixed feelings about it right now… I can’t decide…
SRL & britt…I am going with my initial reaction and admit that I also like the coat!
The man can wear anything he wants and make it look good (case in point the lobster bib) but I really like the coat. I want him to wrap it around me (obvioulsy while he is still wearing it!)
brittlovestosing … me too.
Ok, my blackberry is not letting comment where I want to but I agree with brittlovestosing. The peacoat?? Only Rob that’s for sure. I love him in anything. Because only he can pull it ok and still be his “bangable” self.
exactly. thank you i agree..
now if it was someone else… i might have to question the coat… but rob can pull off *snickers* just about anything.
Amen to that!
I was just reading on Spunk-Ransom.com, an older interview that Rob did….and I loved it when he said: “You have to trust life”. That he tries to live a simple life but with PASSION.
He’s so insightful for 23.
As to the Vanity Fair interview, those of us who love him, will love him, no matter what they say about him. Media sucks.
I don’t know Debbo, “luggage” has such a nice ring to it. A package can be big or small. Luggage? It’s not small at all.
Sincerely,
Dr. Seuss’s pervy sister.
aka
gg
I saw a picture of Rob’s luggage. Yup, the guitar is there. He had like 5 huge bags. I can’t imagine having to carry everything you own, all the time from airport to airport and place to place. He’s probably gathering more and more along the way too. I remember when he had ONE bag and a guitar.
Rob’s luggage…everything he owns.
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Nov%203rd%202009%20Japan/92601152.jpg
He was travelling with his agent wasn’t he?
Yep, Stephanie’s with him…
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/2-hqs-of-robert-pattinson-out-and-about.html
Oh, and can I tell you a secret? I want to live in Rob’s guitar case.
do you think we could both fit in there? I’m pretty bendy…..hmmm maybe if he played the double bass?
I’m bendy, too… so, I don’t know, but I’m willing to try! It would give me someone to talk to while I’m in the luggage compartment of airplanes and stuff… or while Rob’s out doing promo things…
Oh, and we could discuss UoEM while we’re in there… WIN!
I read “I saw a picture of Rob’s luggage” and just about fell off my chair. Cuz if anyone could find a pic of his “luggage it’d be you, Debbo. I was all..link… where’s the effing link????!
Then I realized you were talking about luggage-luggage.
Not a happy ending.
gg
georgeygirl and nora and rpgirl27 and Patty,
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH That’s so funny georgeygirl! No, that wouldn’t be Rob’s “LUGGAGE”…that would be Rob’s “PACKAGE”. hehehhehehehheh You are funny!
Patty, you are probably right. It was probably all 3 of their luggage on the cart.
I didn’t think of that.
Nora and rpgirl27, I’d like to SEE you guys get in his guitar case. If you can do THAT, you deserve a Rob kiss for SURE. Now THAT’S A FAN! LOL
By: music4debbo on November 3, 2009
at 3:16 am
I don’t know Debbo, “luggage” has such a nice ring to it. A package can be big or small. Luggage? It’s not small at all.
Sincerely,
Dr. Seuss’s pervy sister.
aka
gg
PS Sorry about posting that comment twice. I replied in the wrong place the first time. It’s 6 am and I was up late writing. Back at it agian. Sooooo addicting!!
gg
Did you guys read the article where Rob says he has to gain A LOT of weight to play the role of Bel Ami? Says he wants to look bent and haggard from like 6 years of his character in the movie having partied too much and let himself go. No more SKINNY ROB.
I like him in the middle: ROME ROB!
Well duh…
I am so glad this photo shoot is so niceee.
I like the blue pea jacket thingy, or maybe its just because its on Rob.. he really can rock anything
The sex driven people book, I love that picture.. me thinks it is going to be my avii
Mhmmmm.. I’m glad I read Clipped Wings, and I am so glad there is that photo<3 XD
That pic with the Twix! LMFAO!!!!!!!! I remember WTM didn’t like the corn yesterday and asked for a sandwich, but the Twix is so perfect! hahahaha
I hate to say I can almost deal with 70′sFlashbackPlaidPeaCoatRob over him wearing the Where’sWaldoShirtRob in the chair…the saving grace is that book he is reading. I think they just used the cover of the book, the pages inside are really chapters printed off his lappy of Edward Wallbanger…that’s why he’s got that smile going on. He just got to the part where he answered the door in the sheet. haha
And I am glad that JAG you and the others noted what I and some of the others noticed yesterday about the VF article. I am going to wait and read the whole article as I said to reserve my final judgement as to whether I can buy it knowing they did Rob wrong in it. I just don’t know right now. I LOVE the pictures. Wish they were sold seperately in an oversized glossy coffeetable book…I’d buy that hands down in a heartbeat. *sigh*
So he has nibbled on the corn in one OldSpiceRob pic and then in the other he’s picking the corn from his teeth. Frick! Where’s KStew when he needs her? haha
Oh My Gah! You mentioned the melting your BUTTER, JAG! haha Do you remember when we discussed BUTTER?! haha We haven’t talked about that in FOREVER! I know at one point we thought about having buttons made up for our back pockets that said Rob’s BUTTER Lovers Club or something like that! LMAO!!! Oh the good ol days! Gah! That was like part of my first conspiracy theory. haha Feels like a million years ago now.
That 70′sFlashbackPeaCoatRob “looks like an old man’s bathrobe!” LMAO! Well, with DirtyOldGrandpaPajamasRob and the OldManBathrobePeaCoatRob, they must be thinking they have tapped out all the ladies from 12-55 drooling at his feet. They must be aiming at the nursing home crowd of ladies now. Rob will set off pacemakers and cause a shortage of oxygen tank supplies. Some will race after him in their motorized wheelchairs with a little licenseplate swinging on the back that says “Hot4GrandpaRob”
spunkme said….
“Rob will set off pacemakers and cause a shortage of oxygen tank supplies. Some will race after him in their motorized wheelchairs with a little licenseplate swinging on the back that says “Hot4GrandpaRob” end quote.
DAMNED that was funny. Nothing would surprise me….his looks are timeless and I think that even though a woman ages on the outside, inside they are whatever age they are in their MINDS. Damned damned funny to picture a “Rascal Scooter” chasing Rob down the streets of NYC. Poor Rob…..he can’t help it he’s so beautiful. Even “Patty” his dog knew he was gorgeous….
Rob needs a new puppy.
@SpunkMe… Yeah, besides the Catherine quotes, I’m really irritated at the slippery “quotes” about Kristin. When you write something and put two words of the sentence in quotes to make it look like someone said something (that is probably out of context)… yeah, that annoys the hell out of me. This is why I MUCH prefer videotaped interviews… you can see the interaction with the interviewer and hear the question that was asked. Aarrrgghhh!
Ok, I’ll shut up now. Maybe.
The Twix is definitely better than a sandwich. You rock JAG!
Oh, and the he’s fallen and can’t get up was pure genius.
Yes, I have issues with the corn picture. I don’t like corn. When I see it, I think “See ya later”. And it’s phallic. And the picture reminds me of my snooty aunt and her summer house on Nantucket. And bibs are for babies. And the sweater makes me itchy just looking at it. And I want to crop his face out and put it on ShirtlessNMRob pictures.
I’ll just skip that picture and move on to the one by the SUV where he looks like he just had sex on the beach.
LMFAO! Your hilarious SpunkMe!
JAG roflmao leave a message after the jizz
rob really does just look stunning in those pics and i can’t stop looking at them,they have helped me during the night when i can’t sleep cos hubby is having a biopsy today on a suspect lump on his back,was up late and those pics helped me chill.
as for the article i never believe what i read in magazine’s cos even the interviewee’s words get twisted and put out of context and i’m sure 90% of what we read is crap,so i will buy the mag for the pics read the article then just carry on in my little rob bubble same as am now cos as far as i’m concerned if the worst he does is drink who the hell cares when i was 23 i used to drink like a fish,him having a drink doesn’t make him a bad person.
Sarahjm – I totally agree with you..who’s gonna begrudge the dood a couple of bevvies? DrunkRob=Total win!! I didn’t see too much in the article to rock my boat..apart from the pics..which had me bailing with a bucket ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo!
Hope you and hubby get a good result. x
I think DrunkRob=Win, too. But, WE all know a lot about him. The general population… and those who normally read VF (and aren’t just buying it for this issue) doesn’t know…
I don’t know why they’re portraying Rob’s drinking as such a bad thing, a lot of guys like to drink, as long as he’s not up all night drinking, and passed out all day then what’s the problem?
Exactly!
Okay, apparently either the photographer reads RaoR or one of the Pattinangels WAS the actual photographer on this shoot! Let’s see..’Now Rob, give ‘em the ‘fuckme’ stare, now roll on the bed, now double-fist the hair…oh yeah, look up so I cover the jaw-porn..hold that corn like you’re thinkin’ of usin’ it…they like a bit of drunkRob, stick a beer in that boy’s hand. Can we do some black and whites for Leisha and Heidi? Good, now what about a music-related shot for Chloe..some-one grab a piano, ’cause there’s all sorts of fantasies about doin’ him on that…oh and Rob, hold that chocolate bar…Rob/chocolate/chunkyjumper/bib = EPICFUCKINGWIN!!!!
What did I learn from this photoshoot? That it was Raor’s ‘freebie’…and don’t even get me started on the book…that was the most obvious hint of all. Thanks Rob, you are a prince among men! (and f*khawt!)
I’m going away now to don my lobster-bib and drool…..
sorry, a quick p.s. – the craptastic jacket? Makes me wanna’ snuggle into his ‘nook’ and nuzzle the scruff. That’s all I’m sayin…
Jo… have I told you lately how much I love you? LMFAO!!!
Yeah, photographer Bruce was TOTALLY lurking here before that shoot. Hey, Bruce… if you’re still here… thanks dood!
oh yeah, Bruce is definitely a RaoR Pattinangel in disguise.
Come out come out where ever you are…
LOL
He’s probably lurking here now!
*waves to Bruce*
Jochiify, I am with on the coat! Its perfect for snuggling!
I really wish they hadn’t posted this snippett of the interview because it seems to have done a lot of harm to Rob and his integrity…not that I can see that myself but I HATE to see him being torn apart by idiots whho quite frankly are living in a fantasy world and need to grow up or get help.
Vanity Fair will do well from this sales wise but I can’t help feeling that Rob has been served up as the ‘Sacrificial Lamb’. Allthis BEFORE the promo tour really gets going…not good, not good at all….
JAG, that was about the end of me Sunday and yesterday with VF and I dont know how I will make it through November with all thats going to be on offer….I have lived thru 2 major Rob droughts since I started in July. Ive went from sensory deprivation to a complete meltdown.
But I have to agree, if he can even ‘rock a lobster bib’ as you say, there is absolutely no hope for me… and he is only 23 for Gods sake, he can only get better looking.
ps still stick on the one of him in his jeans on the floor in front of that painting….I keep going back to it not sure why, think it the far away look in his eyes…oh who am I kidding its the Robcrotch and we all know it.
I love that one… I gasped when I saw it (really, I did). I’ve been trying to figure out what he’s holding…
Nora, I cant tell, Im thinking a bit of rope cos there is some rope beside him (way too handy for my fantasies) or a bit of crumpled up paper…its hard to concentrate with all that Robcrotch on offer…
Exactly! Can’t… concentrate… *thud*
There are a few of those pics that give me Robcrotch overload!
Speaking of the Jammies, I think I know where they were going for that look, sounds corny (maybe), but I do believe they were going for a 40′s look, old movie star thingy. What you’d expect from a candid Humphrey Bogart pose next to his boat at the peer.
Forgive me people, I do believe it worked..for me anyway. I got it.
YES. I agree. I LOVE RETRO and Rob has that style about him too. GREAT POINT Lynda. Rob is timeless and he would be beautiful in ANY era or century. Sigh. I know, SNAP OUT OF IT…..story just got me all Rob romantic. sigh
“You know how to whistle don’t you Rob? Just put your lips together and blow…”
I want to be Lauren Bacall to his Bogart. “Play it Sam”. Bogart never said: “play it again Sam”….he said “Play It Sam”.
You must remember this…..
The jammies photo was one of my favorites, that and the SUV one.
I mean come on: the morning after the night before, sex hair and he’s having a cig and a beer for breakfast, wearing his dress shoes. Slept in someone else’s bed, did we?
I’m with you, LYNDA and Africanuck – totally like last night’s party for two is still goin’ on. Love it – classic in its way. And those eyes? That look? GAH!
Lynda—as soon as i saw that wonderful manip of Rob with a hat, i said it was really noir & that Bogey sends greetings—what the Old World calls noir you all seem to refer to as retro—found the Bacall clip great (Bogey & Bacall heat up the screen with their own chemistry) tho as a film buff would add that Sam wasn’t playing in a Bacall film—<3
Lynda—as i said when i saw the great manip of Rob with a hat, it’s completely noir & Bogey sends greetings—noir seems to be OldWorldSpeak for what you call retro—the clip with Bogey & Bacall is great (now there was some screen chemistry) but as a film buff should mention that Sam wasn’t playing in a Bacall film—<3
sorry about the duplication—seems to be my fate—so you reword & presto you have 2 versions—it’s shiteous techmagic—:-(
Debbo-LOVE that clip, I have that movie “To Have Or Have Not”, that was the first film they did together and fell in love on set, the beginnings of Bogey and Baby. She was just a kid still in her teens, but what a delivery! “Have you ever been stung by a dead bee?” another great line from that movie. I’m a huge Bogart fan, have his poster from “The Maltese Falcon” in my living room. I’m also a huge Film Noire fan (as if you couldn’t tell.) Yes, I see Rob that way too, it’s hard not too, he’s bigger then life much like those old real film stars were, he’d look good doing retro stuff, you can see that in “The Haunted Airman”, he really pulled that one off!
expatzgirl,
Ingrid Bergman was in Casablanca with Bogey. yup
Yeah, I knew “play it sam” was from casablanca instead. But when I thought of Bogart, it reminded me of that trivia. Thanks for the correction. You are right.
Shit – I don’t even remember when I was 23 (from constant imbibing and the resulting hangovers) I was in college and didn’t even have a job! Give the man a break!
I Luv the collar on the blue peacoat – the way it wraps around his neck and shows off the jaw of steel! My Fav is that slim fit white shirt – fits in ALL the right places!
His jeans fit all of the right places too!
*sigh* I can never get enough of these. And of Rob! Sooo want the day to be done, so I can make my deskRobs 2night! JAG you’re super at PSD! The Twix: LOL!
I send you 2 earlier deskRobs by mail <3
Like everyone else I died again and won’t be able to survive the foreplay before losing my BSR-virginity I think…. Robvember is gonna be loooong and sweet!!!
The HB pics are beautiful.
Back to the VF-shoot: I made 2 deskRobs. Just click on my name to go to my blog or click on the top right in the sidebar of RAoR.
@HeidiForReal: hope u like yours!
<3 ya pattinpervin angelz
Well, if the interview sucks you know VF will be feeling some massive haterade. But seriously, major kudos to the photographer!
Meanwhile, Rob is saving the economy one industry at a time. This week he’s working it for agriculture and consumer electronics. Anyone else running out of hard drive space?!
- Anyone else running out of hard drive space?! –
haha! Was thinking this exact thing yesterday too. trying to work out which family photos I don’t need any more to ensure my robporn stays safely stored………only joking…….i think……X
DQM… yeah, I’ve mentioned before that my computer is wheezing at me. I need an external hard drive, I think. Or a new computer with more space.
Would it be weird if I bought a new computer and dedicated it to Rob stuff only?
Nora – sadly that sounds way too normal as I am thinking of buying a mini laptop just for that exact purpose – and keeping it secret of course – all normal yeah………….? haha! X
LOL @ romanysue… that’s a FABULOUS idea! I need to do that!
That’s a great idea! Now I know what I’m buying myself for Xmas!
I’m going to be in serious trouble after I save the Japan photos later tonight. I’ve started using up my flash drives, I have three plugged into my USB connecters and have extensions to plug in more. DH keeps telling me that they are to be used for temporary stuff, yeah right..not for this Ditz they aren’t..ha! I use up a flash drive and go out and buy more. I’m up to the 8GBs now. Plus over 3,000 Jpegs sitting on my HD…have mercy! I should just save everything to a DVD and file them away, but I LOVE having Rob’s photos at my immediate fingertips..how sick is that?
I’ve got three words for you, ladies:
External HARD drive.
Just buy a Robdrive, and keep all of the Robporn in one tidy location. Much easier for your BFF to find and dispose of discreetly if you have an unfortunate incident one day. Just sayin’.
gg
Has my avi changed yet?
Am I still Fluffy’s SMBH?
*stamps foot* Give me the ‘fuck-me stare’ godammit!!!
WTF Jo?! You want my SMBH to give you a f*ck-me stare? Hmm, not sure she’s up to more than a big sloppy smile! (Oops, that sounds ruder than I thought!!)
No, Jo… but I LIKE you this way!
There was an article?…….Still perving on the photos…….!
Seriously though, read it and it seems fine, no worse than the usual recycled fodder we get fed anyway. Can’t imagine he’ll lose much sleep over it. Us brits are just way too good at ignoring stuff. X
Fcuk me!!!! New pics of Rob in Japan!!! *poof*
http://thinkingofrob.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/hq-pics-robert-pattinson-chris-weitz-at-the-press-conference-tokyo-japan-%e2%80%93-03112009/
AND The Office updated!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4871509/19
Could this night get any better?!?!?!
F*ck me standing, Leisha …. wow …. just …. wow. He looks so gorgeous, and happy. And is he wearing the same suit he wore in Japan last year? LOL, maybe he left it there and they kept it for him.
Oooh … in my excitement about JapanRob I forgot about The Office update. Just what I need to take my mind off my stoopid back!
LOL Fluffy…
No, I don’t think its the same suit as last year…last year’s was grey (see Exhibit A) and this one is black (see Exhibit B)
Exhibit A
http://pattinson-italia.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=3444&fullsize=1
Exhibit B
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/06.jpg
Arrgghh! I think I’m going colour-blind. Please note, I will be blaming eveything this week on the painkillers – I haven’t felt this stoned in ages … and this is legal LOL!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO THE OFFICE UPDATED??????
YES YES YES. Thanks for telling us!
Debbo runs….to read.
WHAT?!! An Office update? Later people!
FluffyLiz @7:30 am—you may be stoned but i’m stone cold sober & clearly as color-blind as you— the color i see in Exhibit B ain’t black, it’s brown???—<3
Ummm…it may be the lighting…but it’s definitely black.
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20316995,00.html
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/OfficeUpdateavi.jpg
Yipppeeeeee!
Whoa…but he looks so Fine in Japan! Again…just blowing me away and making me come undone…
OK, here are my thoughts on the VF article. I really do think everyone is making way too much of this. If CH did say that about him being drunk every night it was probably a bit stupid of her, but, despite the fact that I think she’s utterly bonkers and a total RobCougar, I am also willing to think that it’s possible she’s been misquoted.
I do agree with Sarah and Lynda that the article really doesn’t say anything we don’t know. Rob himself has always told us what a slob he is and that his hotel rooms are usually “dizzgusting”. We all know, and love, drunk Rob, and we also know, because he said it in front of thousands of people at this year’s ComCon, that he has one leg shorter than the other. The fact is, he really doesn’t care about that stuff. He doesn’t care what people think about his physical appearance, all he wants is to be judged on his work.
I can’t remember who said it yesterday, but I agree with the comment that a magazine article is not going to have much affect on his career – the bottom line for producers and film studios is: will they make money. And they all know, right now, that casting Rob in a movie is going to make them shedloads of money.
I will be buying the mag cos I love the pix and I’ll be interested to read the interview in full. I don’t care what he says about his relationship with Kristen – that’s their business and no one elses. If it’s true, great; if it’s not true, that’s great as well. I don’t give a flying f*ck as long as he’s happy and making movies for us to go see, and having photos taken that make me want to shag the next man who comes within spitting distance.
“having photos taken that make me want to shag the next man who comes within spitting distance.” <— this makes me ROTFLMFAO!! You know I love you, right?
Onto the other stuff…
I don't know if I think Catherine was misquoted. What I think is that she was probably trying to be funny or something, and it came out wrong. I wish she'd be more careful about what she says… but, she is who she is.
I said this above somewhere, but yeah, the way he describes himself isn't anything WE don't already know. And, yeah, he doesn't give two squats about any of it. I just hate thinking that there will now be MORE misinformation about who he is spread around because of the way the magazine may have presented it. I guess I'm being protective… I need to get over it.
As far as Kris… yeah, more sidestepping. Really, I don't care if he denies or not. I agree with you that all that ultimately matters is that he's happy. Happy Rob=happy Nora. What I don't like is feeling like he's been misquoted or his words have been twisted to suit the magazine. I prefer video interviews for just this reason. Will I still buy the magazine? I hate to say it, but yeah… I'm a 'beautiful picture' hoor.
Sigh… I trying REALLY hard to reserve judgement until the magazine comes out. I can't wait! Does anybody want to take a road trip to Los Angeles with me on Wednesday? LOL!
AMEN!
FluffyLíz—thanks for saying what i’ve been thinking while reading—if i may quote you from an earlier post—why is everybody getting their knickers in such a twist—as for Robsten i’m still team Crapsten—<3
Oh, and forgot to say – Sarah, I very much hope all goes well for you and your hubs.
Oh bollocks, these pain meds are f*cking with my dwindling brain cells. One more thing …
JAG – I love you as much as it’s possible to love someone I’ve never met or even spoken to – but you are wrong wrong wrong about the blue plaid jacket. I LOVE it and I think he looks amazing in it. I also love the jimjams – they make me want to shag him til his teeth rattle.
Didddly du de du … That all folks!
the teeth rattle that was hear around the world…hey liz check this out
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/party-with-robert-pattinson-in-uk.html
*wishes she lived in London… dammit*
Oh wow IGD, thanks so much for that. Battersea is a piece of piss for me to get to (it’s on my way to work) so I’ve entered the ballot and now have everything crossed (metophorically, as my bad back means the only thing I can actually cross is my f*cking eyes!) If I win and my back is still in bad shape I’m just gonna drag myself there on all fours and ask Rob to lay his healing hands on me (although not necessarily on my back!)
Im tellin you if I could score up some Brownie points with Mr IGD I would so be going with you Liz but it aint gonna happen for me but I soooooo soooo want it to happen for you.
Oh IGD, you know that if I’m lucky enough to win I’d wish you could be my No. 2 (hehe she said No. 2!) Honestly, if I did win I think I’d probably have a heart-attack! But in the unlikely event that the God of Robness smiles on me, the next thing I’d have to do is find another Robsessor to go with me (none of my RL friends are interested). But there are 500 people where I work, so the odds are that someone there will bite my hand off for the opportunity. Thanks again for the heads-up on this, I never would have known otherwise.
ok so I totally applied to win this thing. I’m such an ass. I live on Long Island for God sake. But I swear on all that is holy that if by some far flung miracle I do win, I am spending my whole retirement fund on airfare.
Cuz with only two days notice, you know that shit’s gonna require massive amounts of cheddar!
I haven’t read all the comments because I just got home from work and I’m tired and I MISS YOU GUYS! Working sucks.
But, yeah… I feel the same way about the article right now, JAG. Right now it seems like they’re TRYING to cast him in a bad light… but I’m going to wait to be mad about it until I read the full article.
Ladies …I don’t know where else to vent my anger …but one of the threads on the IMD Boards is a petition to get Rob out of the remaining film..saying they’ll boycott the films…this due to his incessant, drinking, womanising and behaviour….This has got to be a joke…please…
sounds like an angry TwiMom to me….he is making Summit a fortune….thats never gonna happen…i checked out the thread and their are only 50 hits since yesterday. if those freaks cant appreciate a hot ass normal 23 year old its there loss.
Haha, what a joke. If a petition with 75,000 signatures couldn’t get him removed from the original movie when he was still a relatively unkown quantity, then it would take an act of God to get him removed from BD. I think you’re right IGD, sounds like some prissy TwiMoms have decided that he’s a bad influence on their sweet and innocent young progeny *drips sarcasm*. I certainly don’t think it’s anything anyone has to worry about. As far as I’m aware, there still isn’t even a script – so, in actual fact, the biggest worry (as far as Scummit are concerned) is trying to maintain the illusion that Rob is still 17! To be honest, I wouldn’t care if he didn’t make BD, as I’m desperate for him to be able to make more non-Twilight movies.
“To be honest, I wouldn’t care if he didn’t make BD, as I’m desperate for him to be able to make more non-Twilight movies.”
Yeah, that. Well, sort of… I think if they’re going to do the series, then they need to finish. But, BD is my least favorite of the all the books, so… no heartbreaks here if they don’t do it.
Yeah, as if Summit really cares that a few hating Twi-moms are going to boycott Breaking Dawn, they know that there are still enough fans out there to make it a box office hit!
i read this shit & wonder if i’m crazy or if it’s the rest of the world—even a stiff belt or even a bottle of s.th. stronger than wine doesn’t relieve the angst because the world still looks pie-eyed—that’s the point at which the world & i match—so i say ‘World, save me from all the do-gooders who want to save me & mine!’—privately i phrase things much more drastically—:-(
It’s f-kin Christmas in November! He is beautiful, can absolutely make anything work, and doesn’t even have to smile (although I love RealRob smiles) to look fabulous.
Hell yes Mimi, you have that right, Santa never brought me anythin this freakin good tho
Seriously… who gives a f*ck about Santa? Pffft!
he aint never gonna measure up to HHH oh gawd now ive pictured him in nothin but a santa hat…
Yeah really! Who cares about Santa? I’d rather have Rob coming down my chin, er chimney, I meant to say chimney!
AW HELL, SRL.
Now that’s all I can think about…drippy chinny’s …ahem, errr I mean chimneys. And Santa. ANd fluffy white snow men.
Who am I kidding? I am thinking about Rob’s spunk!
Mimi=DEAD!
OMFG!!! Is that water bottle extremely small??? Nope…didn’t think so!!! *ahem*
http://pics.livejournal.com/brandnewluv/pic/0030a4tc/
*faints*
O.M.G!
WOW!!
hands…
*died*
gahhhh those lips of his. WOW Thanks for that one. whew
Those lips..that smirk, that twinkle in his eyes…when’s the next flight to Japan? Oh yeah, forgot I haven’t applied for my passport yet..*sigh*
He can suck on me any day! Ah, such a cute, cute pic, huh?
corn. porn. there are no other words… he’s beautiful!
JAG – how can i change my avi on this site? I can’t be a green monster (hehe) when there is so much pretty to choose from!!
Jess
Here you go – you need to set up a WordPress account, which is easy. Just follow the instructions.
http://robert-pattinson.ca/about/how-to-change-your-avi/
It was the bib, the lobster bib that did it for me. Yummy! Along with that warm and fuzzy sweater. I made some wallpaper from the Robity Fair photos:
http://kokopoko.deviantart.com/art/Robert-Pattinson-Vanity-Fair-w-142294988
http://kokopoko.deviantart.com/art/Vanity-Fair-Robert-Pattinson-142230576
@IGD!!!
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/istockphoto_6730750-tongue-tied-che.gif
Bahahahahaha
Crap that goes below! Ooops! haha
hey spunk me, thats my cherry allright!!! which will broken by big screen Rob in 16 days.!!!!!!!!!! if i last the pace I am dying over here, ive only been here since July and its the first week in november and im already at breaking point.
thanks you are a star and a orgasmic fan fic author!