There.are.no.words.
Since some of the Vanity Fair pictures of Robert Pattinson were leaked over the weekend, I felt compelled to bump today’s regularly scheduled wordy-bitch post in favor of just bustin out the beauty.
"Come on baby let's do it in the SUV next"
More RobityFair porn after Rob & I get back from the SUV…
Need some music while I drool…I wanna I wanna I wanna touch you…
"Hey baby, help me get this f*cking itchy sweater off, with your teeth"
"Come here love,climb on top & I'll get my Rockmoninoffs"
"Hey baby, Let's play undress Grandpa you naughty girl"
"Get over here, it's time to christen the make-up table Babeeeee!"
The eye-f*ck felt around the world. *groan, twitch*
The Robity Fair Gallery: WARNING may cause spontaneous jizzing 
I made a bunch of square crops that can be used as avis on forums or twitters. Enjoy PattinAngels! Plus 4 AMAZING VF wallpapers from AdoringKStew. Remember click & click again for full-size.(right-click-save-drool)
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- “Get over here, it’s time to christen the make-up table Babeeeee!”
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- “Come here, Let’s play undress Grandpa you naughty girl”
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- “Hey baby, help me get this f*cking itchy sweater off, with your teeth”
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- I call this one “Come on baby let’s do it in the SUV next”
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- “Come here love, I’ve cleared a spot for you on my lap”
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- The eye-f*ck felt around the world. *groan, twitch*
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- From @CSI_Kat Nice!
Source – Robert Pattinson Life! & thanks to Thinking of Rob & thanks to AdoringKStew & thanks to @CSI_Kat
Song: I wanna by The All American Rejects
I don’t even know what to type right now. I don’t even think I know my name any more. Where am I?
For the love of all that’s Rob these are FUCKING AWESOME!
*thud*
I concur! In fact…I love you even more for realizing that all-this-beauty DEFINITELY takes precidence over a regular post!
I did in fact whimper over these photos (in front of my mother…it was embarassing and I could hardly care).
I look at these and all I can think of is “I want to go to there” and I mean that…seriously… I REALLY want to f*cking go to there!
By the way… “Come here love, climb on top & I’ll get my Rockmoninoffs” Is one of your most f*ckawesome quotes EVER!!!!!! And that IS saying something…
Great…now he’s made me illiterate. Presidence…I meant presidence.
F*CK ME! P R E C E D E N C E – I should have left it alone!
*thud*
Fuck me president? Is that what we’re calling Rob now? Oh precidence, okay I get it now.
When I 1st saw these last night, I just started screaming! I’m sure my neighbors thought I was being attacked or something….scrolling down, I yelled at each new pic. OhMyF*ckingGAWD…these are absolutely the most beautiful, FUCKHAWT pics of Rob ever, ever, ever!!! I hardly know how to contain myself….jizztyping, panty-*POOF*…..beside myself!! Fuel to the RobHeat for sure! GAAAHHHH!!!! I*AM*DIED* and then some!!!
So I say we start our new Robcabulary. What to say when… THERE.ARE.NO.WORDS for what we are feeling! LOL
I want to crawl into that bed and let him….give me….those f*ckme stares.
Okay, okay, I’d want more than that, but I would settle for a snuggle and just having him stay all night — sorry, Master of the Universe is still in my head. 
Thanks for feeding the frenzy, JAG!
I…um….I just…*thud*
i.am.died. no longer means anything. I have lost any coherent thoughts that I may have had. I….come back later when I get myself back under control.
*wimper* Hold me, girls… hold me…
“Come here love,climb on top & I’ll get my Rockmoninoffs” LMFAO!! You die me, JAG. I LOVE the piano one!
Hugs, Nora. Full-booby hugs!! Tighter! Harder!
Oh, yeah… that’s the way to do it, babe… that’s the way to do it…
Can I squeeze in there I need a hug now too!
The more the merrier! *wink*
Nora, totes understand, feel the same way about this piano shot. I keep thinking “bend it like Beckham”???!?!!?! I just want to crawl upon his lap & …..
….and……??? am I gonna have to read the fanfic to find out what happens lol.
Holy sh*t, ROLLING ROCK is MY beer!! It’s my fave, and I can. not. believe. he is drinking one in the pic. I’m freaking out!!!! He is so beautiful in these photos, you’re right, there are no words….
Rolling Rock… I noticed that, too!!!
Rolling Rock? I didn’t notice. will have to go back. too busy looking at the man. but I did spot a Corona in the “dirty grampa” pix. My god, I am a wine girl but do occassionally enjoy a Corona.
so does this mean he is branching out in his beer taste? and that if he comes over to any of our houses whatever we have in the fridge will be ok? lol.
Well we know he likes Corona sometimes.
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/beer1.jpg
But I think he really enjoys a good Heiny most of the time.
I only ever have good ‘ol Yuengling Lager mmmmmm yummy Pennsylvania beer….
I’ve got a “Heiny” Rob can “enjoy”!
LOL!! SpunkMe, you photo stash is unreal. I did not know that. The things I have personally learned today: HHH likes Corona, corn, and lobstah (I live in Boston, so I’m allowed say it like that).
and RPgirl27 I have heard of that beer, we have a neighbor that gets it when he visits PA…and I call it yingaling.
oh thank you JaG
thank you thank you thank you
there really are no words …are there????
i hate to say how jealous i am of kristen …
i am 29 i am married i have 2 kids
i am in over my head i am a total fan girl never been one before about anyone
not a good idea to read all the fan fiction that i read too ..too many pix and thoughts in my head..you know what i mean??
my husband hates “that pattinson kid” but
i just can not stop looking at these pix
what is wrong with me?
cant wait for remember me to come out
rob looking like rob and acting like rob and making out with emilie and not kristen sick of kristen
I can’t wait for Remember Me! Two whole hours of Robiciousness! I’ll probably cry, though… maybe even more so than with New Moon…
…there’s an ‘l’ or something missing, isn’t there?…
Robiliciousness… that’s better.
Hi Kristin. These pics are just so beautiful. They make me want to just cry! I’m like you. I’m 34 yrs old, married, and a total fan girl freak when it comes to Rob. My husband knows I’m crazy about Edward but doesn’t know how into Rob I am. He just thinks I really really really like Twilight. He jokes about my love for the “vampire guy” all the time. Thank god he hasn’t divorced me. But these pics I keep drooling over may push him over the edge! haha
Shelley…I’m in the same boat EXACTLY!!
lol.. in the same exact boat as you ladies! hubby would def. divorce me if he knew just how far my obsession has gotten with Rob.. ugh.. for the love of god..
Ladies, you are not alone! I have a real life, with real responsibilities, real people that rely on me…children, husband, a life……..and yet, I swear I cannot get enough of this man! There really are no words to adequately describe these pictures – but I’m sure having fun reading everyone’s comments.
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Sorry about that… keyboard is very slippery right now – drool.
Seriously.
Holy hell.
JAG, I just have to say thank you. I can be having the most horrible day and can come on here and after a couple of clicks I find myself laughing and feeling much better. It isn’t just the pics of Rob (although it is about 98% of it) but it is also reading the funny comments, your hilarious tags, and just unwinding for a few minutes.
Before I got to bed, I wanted to thank Jag for making these fucktastic avi’s. Now, I really need to change mine. The little brown, mean turd has to go.
I live in Nebraska, home of the Cornhuskers. Corn is like porn here. I am really liking that corn pic.
Now, I must confess. I am very worried about surviving the next month. There will be more pics. And interviews. And then the premier.
Will my ovaries survive? Will my eyes ever regain their spot in their sockets? Chin ever be lifted from the floor? Will my liver be functional after 11-20? Bladder? (Very worried about going 2+ hrs after drinking with no potty break. Am seriously considering Depends. Ya, got the idea from Grey’s this past episode)
Anyhoo, sweet Patty-dreams to all!
I am dying to get rid of this icon too. Just no idea how to do that. Anyways, I was thinking the same thing too. Will we survive all these new pics, videos, magazines, events and etc…? We’ve gone so long without them and after these new ones, and how beautiful and holy sweet jesus help us that man is going to be the death of me.
And the whole Depends issue?? I laughed so hard when I saw that Cristina used one as well.
@Jen Look up at the top of the page on the right-hand side. Under ‘Pages’ it give directions on how to change your avvie. You have to sign up for a WordPress account, but that’s no big deal…
Thanks for your help Nora!!! I love it lol.
Changing your avi is really easy, I just changed mine a few days ago, but looking at all of the new choices that there are now, I might have to change it again.
JEN… you did it!!
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Rob is sex.
Undress grandpa…lmao wtf that’s disturbing. But I love that pic.
I love the…well…yeah we’ll call it the Let’s do it in the SUV next one! It’s such an amazing candid, and he really looks like he just had some hot n sweaty sex…
sigh…………
What…………no cornporn? ;D
CORNPORN, CORNPORN, CORNPORN!!
LMAO Nora!
My last post, I PROMISE!
will anyone even get my Rachmaninov joke?
Ya, JAG, I got it. BTW – Rachmaninov is a bitch to play. Very hard & fast (ya, I said it).
Yeah, I got it. Concerto #2 is one of my favorites…
OH! OH! OH! There are no words to describe what those pics do to me!! THANK YOU JAG!! Those beautiful works of God have made my week!!
oh my God, oh my God, oh my God…. okay… breathe…. the “eye f*ck felt around the world” photo just killed me…. I hadn’t seen that one before. How am I going to get to sleep now!
They……..it…….he……..**SIGH**
Oh…er…holy…*thud*
Updates!
The Wingman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4977301/12/
HL5
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4931075/25/Hydraulic_Level_5
WOOT!
Nora, I’ve been going through your fanfic favs and I gotta say, with all those fics to go through you don’t need to buy any books for at least 5 years. The Wingman and HL5 have been on my list for a while. I’ll get to it some day lol.
I’ve ignored 3 phone calls from my b/f today because of these photos…he’s a bit jealous of Rob and knowing that I’ve done NOTHING but look at these pictures for hours would surely cause an unneccessary argument…I lit’rally chose Rob over my b/f today lmao
When this issue comes out, I’m going to curl up “all fucking fetal” and stroke the magazine while mumbling “my Precious” like Gollum.
I think a bunch of us will be doing the EXACT same thing. The real world is overrated, anyway…
“When this issue comes out, I’m going to curl up “all fucking fetal” and stroke the magazine while mumbling “my Precious” like Gollum.” – - EPIC. WIN. That is hilarious!!!!!
And, you know… who can blame you for ignoring your bf? These new pix are things of beauty! So, don’t feel bad… I’ve done NOTHING today but look at Rob pics and post here.
demon, you lit’rally just made me laugh out loud with the gollum stuff…
…and Nora, agreed, the real world is overrated!
LMAO! “Precious” Yep, me too!
VF interview preview..
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2009/11/robert-pattinson.html
Can we talk about THIS: “he is an exquisite beauty—with perfectly formed red, red lips and a face that might have been dreamed by the Romantic poets”
Uh yeah…ya think?? I think that’s the first time anyone actually got it quite right. I may love her.
Oh yeah and obviously I bow down to photographer Bruce Weber.
Bruce is a freakin’ GENIUS!! I SO want to do him right now…
“Can we talk about THIS: “he is an exquisite beauty—with perfectly formed red, red lips and a face that might have been dreamed by the Romantic poets””
Yeah… perfect…
“”a face that might have been dreamed by the Romantic poets””
…well call me a romantic poet, because I dream about this face every night!
Ha! If that’s true…I’m sure you’ve had some great dreams girl and I envy you! It would be lovely to dream of him. Alas, even looking at photos right before bed doesn’t seem to do the trick. You see…even my brain in REM knows that realistically I can’t have Rob and all his beauty.
Ce Ce,
*le sigh* for I know as well that the dream will never be reality… at least we still have eachother here at RAoR, a safe haven for the perpetualy robsessed.
Did anyone else notice the feature photographs? OH MY GOD!
Okay I get it, you were talking about them. DUH! I think it’s time for me to go to bed now. Happy Robdreams everybody!
MMAB … For posting the link … I <3 you big time!!!
And about this: “He is an exquisite beauty—with perfectly formed red, red lips and a face that might have been dreamed by the Romantic poets” They got THAT right!
thank you, thank you, thank you… him and the guitar?!? I.AM.TOTALLY.DIED
OMFG….the hottest photos yet…I am totally died….thud – out like a light.
Gah!!!! I just want to mount him in that piano pic. That is why he’s leaning back non???
I don’t think there is anything better then the crazy f*ckery that ensued on twitter because of these pics. It’s only Nov. 1st how am I going to get through the rest of this month?!?! Thanks for the great avi’s JAG <3
PS I so happy you were able to get the post out being died and all *smooch*
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-A-200912#slide=1
Slide show of Out takes..
I.am.died
It is one of 4…
And there will be a video !! There better be a video !!
oh my fucking sweet jesus…the outtakes…my ovaries hurt. I’m sitting here with my hand clamped over my mouth to stifle the moaning…
OMFG Holy Sh*t in Hell!!!! Look at this one….
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-A-200912#slide=3
ohhhhhhh that pouty lip I. AM. DIED. *thud*
I love the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” piano one!! *snort*
I AM F*CKING DIED INDEED!!!! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! Triple H was pulling out ALL the stops in this one!
Oh oh oh oh the one on the bed!!!! THE ONE ON THE BED!!! *squeeeeeeeee* OMG its too much….
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/hollywood/2009/12/pattinson-A-0912-10.jpg
Why yes, Rob, I would love to come roll around with you in the fucking high ass grass and scatter your sheet music all over my naked body. Straddle you like this?”
Fuck me, will the hotness end? Is he seriously trying to fucking short-circuit my heart & drive my lady bits into overdrive. I feel like I’m a hot-wiring, overly-processed mess.
The one on the bed says to me “Hey, where am I? Did someone put a rufie in my drink last night?”
I dunno… he looks confused… not that that’s not completely hot!
Did everyone see that it read…the first of FOUR slide shows featuring outtakes from his epic session???? More to come????? ACKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Can somebody PLEASE make a video of all these pictures..
*begs on knees*
And VF better release an out take video..
Four! *thud*
I may not live past this week. If not, I bequeath my secret stash of RobPorn to you guys. You can figure out amongst yourselves how to split it up… trust me, there’s plenty to go around.
four!?! OMG…I need to buy another flash-drive, quick!
Screw the flash drive! I need to buy an exernal hard drive! My computer is wheezing already… it won’t be able to handle the Rob onslaught that’s coming.
Well, fuck me sideways!! Hell, that man is unbelievable!! WTF?? First of FOUR outtakes?? How am I supposed to concentrate at school today, where I can easily pull out my laptop and ogle this hotness? Help me, I’m dying here.
can not WAIT for a video!!
If they release a video… EVERYTHING…society…will come to a hault because the women of the world will be “lit’rally” glued to their computers…and we all know the earth would cease to rotate if women didn’t keep it spinning.
Sigh. No such thing as out takes in MY eyes with Rob. I love the profile one of him in the blue and grey jacket. Sigh. The unusual forehead shot is really unique. I’m the one that knocked his piano bench over. I’m so sorry Rob. I just got a little carried away….
I have a mild allergy to grass, and rolling around in that long grass is sure to make me come up in a rash and make my eyes swollen; but god it would be so worth it!
HolyFuck! The outtakes! How would one choose which to publish?! Jaysus, I’m shaking lit’rally shaking. O-M-G! He fell off the piano bench! He fell off the piano bench! He fell off the piano bench! NORA, He fell off the piano bench! THUMB-BITING! GAHHHH!!
I’m just… he…piano…*moans*…christen…*whimpers*
he’s want to… SUV?… I just…fucking cigarette…
*UNF* the eyes… *jizzes, groans, & dies*
Seriously, how the fuck am I suppose to form a complete coherent thought when faced with that kind of fuckhawtness. It’s like he’s thinking, “Okay, what can I do to absolutely send them over the fucking edge?” “Oh, I know, I’ll strip, recline back from a piano, look like a just got fucked with my shirt open & hanging, with the crazy sex hair, and my shoe & cig dangling & look like I’m ready for more. Oh, that doesn’t do it for you, well I just recline in some sheets and give the fuck-you-so-hard stare.”
Yeah, well bloody fucking thanks, Rob. I’m crashing and burning alive here. That type of fucking sexy should be illegal. If I wasn’t so turned on, I’d be pissed off for being this turned on, lol.
I.AM.FUCKING.DIED!
Happy Monday, Angels!
~Christina
I’d also like to publicly acknowledge my love for UnLeishd. I’m not new to being a fandom slut & I pimp my services out often. I’ve repetitively asked to date JAG (still haven’t gotten an answer) and have my wifes (love you Spunk), my mistresses, my Snugglebitches, my casual flings, and shit, but that’s beside the point. I see something special in our connection and I was wondering if you’d do me the honor of being my e-Sultana (a prettier name for a Mistress). Would you do me the honor, dear?
~Christina
“If I wasn’t so turned on, I’d be pissed off for being this turned on, lol.” = all the PattinAngels
“If I wasn’t so turned on, I’d be pissed off for being this turned on”
You know I love you, right?
Dearest Christina, of course I’ll be your e-Sultana!!!! What an honour!!! LMFAO!!!! That has just cracked me up!!! I’ve been called a lot of things, but this is the FIRST time I’ve been called a Sultana!!! I love it!!! Thank you so much bb!!! Now, what does that make you to me???
Good question, Unleishd. haha
Smooch Christina Wifey!
I agree he knows what he’s doing to all of us. He effing knows it. But he is not cocky about himself. He just knows how to get to us in pics.
Gah! The pic of him with the car. The angle he is standing. He is just so ready to f##k! It’s like he’s sayin’
“You want this Holy Hotness in my pants right here? Then sit your add on this bumper and get ready cause here it comes!” ~Rob
GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *THUD*
Actually, UnLeishd, I shouldn’t be capable of being your anything b/c Sultanas come from a world were Sultans are the head & their are no female equivalents b/c a woman can never rule. However, for all rights and purposes, will just say I’m your Sultaness. (Yeah, about the history lesson, sorry. Rob is fuckhawt.)
Spunk, I wholeheartedly agree with your “sit your add on the bumper.” His hand even looks like it was on its way to patting a seat for me. “Sit your ass right here. *pat, pat* ” *runs & leaps in the back & scurries my ass to the edge* “Just like that.” *kerplump-died*
Oops, sorry, brainfail. (Not my fault) Nora, I <3 you, too. @Jen0910 I agree, especially because there was over 200 comments before 9:00AM. I think we are edging towards a record day or something.
Great post as usual Christina!
Seriously, JAG can no longer ask us which photoshoot is our fav! There is no way I could pick, they just keep getting better & better.
Def Roboverload! My body can’t take this much longer!
Love the way you think girl! Almost identical thoughts were ragging through my head when I saw these. Never in my life have I seen anyone, anywhere, anytime consistantly take thousands of amazing, F*ch *HOT* photos that just keep getting more outrageously beautiful and sexier! No man anyhow! Only other example might be Marilyn…but I don’t even think there were nearly as many photos of her around! Not that I should be comparing him to Monroe anyhow…just talking about how photogenic he is…
Hot Damn!!
Christina … you are awesome! BTW … are you channeling MafiaPrince with this statement/Q: “Okay, what can I do to absolutely send them over the fucking edge?” LOL <3
JAG, there seriously needed to be a disclaimer at the beginning of your post to have a change of panties at the ready…. beyond fuckhawt! I have seen a lot of Rob photos in the past year but these by far surpass them all. However, I must say that GQ and RomeRob come up a close second! (I don’t think I’ll ever get over RomeRob! *sigh*)
Have Mercy! I hadn’t seen the piano ones yet.
Jesus! How is it even possible to be this beautiful?
I’m imagining the photoshoot now..”ok rob, we want you to put on the grandpa pjs, and you know just relax on the steps and look smokin’ hot while actually smoking, and wearing these shoes..no, you dont need socks…showing ankle is sexy”
No, those are candids. Rob had just gotten out of bed and sat on the steps for his usual morning beer and smoke. LOL!
LOL Nora!!..heheehe…
No, Nora. He would have had to get out of bed, put the pajamas on to have some decency (come on, you have to to believe he sleeps naked!), and THEN go out for his morning smoke
Oh, blackrose… you’re right, of course!
I didn’t realise we still had *body part*- porn left to explore on this man. But I admit defeat, we need more ankle porn.
Thank you VF. Thank you.
Well, on some TV show he did say that his best part was his ankles.
He was joking, but I’m not so sure…
Good God, no wonder we’re all a bunch of cussing, perverted, Pattinslutz…
“It’s all your fault Rob! See what you’ve done to us?!”
…more please ;o) and can I have one on a shaggy white rug please? make that a double!
Agreed. I couldn’t have said it better myself RAEzWORLD.
I agree! We can’t be blame!
I have a shaggy white rug on the floor of my living room. I’d gladly take photos of him on it
Well, it’s really kind of peachy, and it matches our craptastic 70s brown, peach and white carpet, but I digress…..
Amen, RAE! I can barely function today….I think I have a case of the f*cking “vapors”…..LOL! Everything is *POOFING* and going up in smoke, including my knickers (and my heart)…OMG, Rob, what are you doing to us?????
He HAS to know those pics would make us go out of friggin’ minds (and panties!).. <3 ROB! (fanning self!)……
These pictures are so incredible! How can so much sex and hotness be crammed into one person???
I love the one with him in the (un)dressing room and I will see the black and white of him lying on the bed for the rest of my days!
Photoshott of the century? We have a WINNER!!
Damn, the fuck me in the suv pic is my absofuckinglutely favorite pic of Rob EVER!!!
I am so died. I am died everytime anyone says Vanity Fair or Robity Fair, cuz that has me imagining the fuck me in the suv pic, and then I die. Every time.
Help?
ummm yeah, I dont know what it is with me and rob and things in his mouth but it does it for me EVERY time!! Too many of my saved pics have his mouth with a cig, his finger, soda can, beer bottle, lollipop and now cornporn? Please tell me that it’s normal to get off on CORNPORN! MMMM, I guess it just brings my focus to his mouth and what glorious, naughty things I wish it could do to me……fantasizing in 3-2-1-POOF!!
I’m totaly normal, and I get off on CornPorn, as long as Rob’s involved!!
That’s SO normal!!
Rob+oral fixation=WIN!!
Um…I’m sorry…did you say lollipop?!?!?!? WHY do I not have this pic!? And where can I find it!?!?!?
I need the fuck me in the suv pic on my iPhone. My new background. He’s bumping my kid down from the throne!
Fuck. I need a new phone that I can put pictures on. Mine is completely old-school… like Rob’s Motorola.
“I need the fuck me in the suv pic on my iPhone. … He’s bumping my kid down from the throne!”
lmao Heidi! you know your a pattinmom when the one you gave birth to gets the boot from the coveted ‘wallpaper’ spot! …i would know, im guilty of it too!
ps. you should check out the “collage” app… you can put lots of photos and make em artsy and stuff, AND have your Rob and babies all in one! it’s a WIN!
Nora, you mean the jitterbug???
*raises hand*
my son lost his phone wallpaper spot in March…
sucky sucky mom that I am….
Oo, I can have more than ONE pic of rob as a backrgound at one time?? Well, that would be convenient.
ginaransom, do they have those for blackberry??? I need one too.
jenn, idk.. it’s a touchscreen app, so idk… do they make touchscreen bb’s?
…but jenn… seriously hilar with the jitterbug crack!!! hahaha
@ginaransom Thanks for mentioning that collage app! I’ve already made one with 2 pix of my kids and 2 pix of Rob! I have a feeling I’ll be changing wallpapers on my iPhone frequently!
Simple solution….the kids photos go on the FRIDGE!! That’s what I do, lots of magnets. Rob on the computer, the walls and my mp3 player. Telus makes me download their photos for my Cell phone, I need an upgrade! I sent all those new Vanity Fair photos of Rob to my daughter last night in E-mail. I haven’t heard a peep out of her today, maybe I should call 911??!! Nah, she’s a nurse, she can take care of herself. I’ll just sit here and drOOooOOOl!!
Distraught Beautiful Bastard anyone???
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-A-200912?slide=2#slide=8
That’s BB when he discovers Bella’s glasses in the elevator…
I know…RIGHT?!?! and outtake # 9 is also totally BB. In fact all the pictures with the jeans are totally weekend BB… YUM… I’ll bet these will be great inspiration!
I need medical attention, cuz I can not breath.
HELL, I have to leave for school. Mommy, I don’t want to got to school todaaaay!
By the way..: I love Bruce Weber. Bruce Weber is my hero, next to Chris Weitz. My heroes!
Good morning to all of you lovely girls…:-)
(..as you surely noticed, I’m trying to behave myself….)
First of all
-Jag, thank you so much for all this gorgeous work!!!
- ALL the pics are to die for..(behave..behave..behave…)
- I wonder if Bruce Weber knows our baby like us, because of the natural poses…So I’m really jealous..
- Has Rob himself contributes to the ideas of them? If yes, GIRLS he KNOWS what we are going crazy for, he must be very conscious!
At least…forgetting my intention to be gracious…
Rob, pleasssseee f*ck me… wherever, whenever, however YOU want…………………!!!!!! TILT !
No need to behave. At this point, after all those Robity Fair pics and months of withdrawal and with New Moon coming up (that’s what she said) why should we behave? So like RAEzWorld said “cussing, perverted, Pattinslutz…” He knows what’s he doing to us, so he get us in return.
dood i coulda flipped his fuckin omelet right there on that piano.
LMAO!
*dies*
Rather than working his way through supermodels, Pattinson, who’s been living out of three suitcases for the past year, has been feeling overwhelmed, self-conscious, and guilty. “I’m trying not to drown,” he says in his hotel room at the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel, which is littered today with beer bottles, old scrambled eggs, a half-eaten Twix bar, and a dirty pair of jeans on the living-room floor. And he notices that he hasn’t made his bed. “Oh, God. Sorry about that.”
“I’m unbearably self-conscious about stuff,” he admits. To the point where, while filming scenes before the army of New York paparazzi that has been following him around, he is terrified that his “ass crack is showing.”
His responses is why I love him. Seriously, how much more common, humble, and adorkably fuckhawt can he get?
I mean he knows this chick is coming over & he doesn’t give a fuck, but still apologizes for an unkept room & unmade bed. I’d just offer to mess it up anyways.
Yep, ITA!
“Seriously, how much more common, humble, and adorkably fuckhawt can he get?”
GAAAAAAAAAAHHH UNBELIEVABLY A WHOLE F*CKING LOT MORE!!!
Rob if you’re hearing A LOT of moaning & whimpering right now don’t worry you’re not at the gates of hell it’s just the millions of women around the world ROBGASMING due to your undeniable f*ckhawtness & charm
:-0OOOOOOOOOOOO:-0OOOOOOOOOOOOO:-0OOOOOOOOOOO:-0OOOOOOO
“his hotel room at the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel, which is littered today with beer bottles, old scrambled eggs, a half-eaten Twix bar” <—I was suddenly very hungry reading that.
But, yeah Christina… I agree 100%. The fact that he's so humble and down-to-earth is definitely one of the things I love most about him. It's actually why I became and continue to be a fan. Because… really… there are LOTS of pretty boys, but a good percentage of them are douches.
“Rob if you’re hearing A LOT of moaning & whimpering right now don’t worry you’re not at the gates of hell it’s just the millions of women around the world ROBGASMING due to your undeniable f*ckhawtness & charm” RSM LMAO!
I am so glad to hear that he is still the humble Rob we all fell for. And that is definitely why his fanbase is so loyal! He does not pretend to be anything, he acts like he always has, at leats when not being hunted down by fucking pap-asses!
Jeans on the living room floor…!!!!! Is it only me thinking about him taking them off?? Maybe watching some TV in his manties……….. oh, God, that’s me DIED again *thud, twitch*
I think these photos have killed me.
.
He is already the most attractive man in the world, then he produces pictures like this
I think I know what I will be doing all the time I am on this computer, staring at these pictures.
I think I jizzed in my pantsss!
okay, i come to bed for my nitetime “treat” (that would be preving, i mean, checking out RAoR) …which i usually look and adore JAG’s wonderful posts for a few minutes, leave a little love, and go to sleep….
tonight… 1 1/2 hours later, still here(RAor) and there(VF.com)…
this nite is turning out to be unbeleivable… *le sigh*
These may very well be the hottest pictures of him ever!
Not only do I love the one where he’s fallen off the piano, but did you see how big his foot is? You know what they say?
Yes… I noticed! I just didn’t want to be the one to go there. But, I’ll happily join you since you’re going…
Scilla and Nora
Yes, and I noticed in the SUV pic that the length of his shoe he is holding is the same length as his thigh! And we know he has long yumtastic thighs!
whoa…..thanks for that! i hadn’t noticed the shoe size!!
Yep, yep, yep…PianoManRob shot is absolutely AMAZING!!!!
JAG, I think I actually love you for posting all this………
Have no idea what time I will get to work today (if at all at this rate) as I have to save all the pics and read the article and perv over the pics and check out all the links all you other lovely ladies have added to your comments…………..Fuck it, who needs a job anyway, a roof overhead and food is just so overrated.
The photographer who did this shoot must LOVE women, they are flawless perfection, I can barely concentrate. X
Reading VF interview….
“always drunk”, Catherine said.
…onestly this cougar has to shut up, sorry but statements like this are “great” plugs for the hatred tabloid magazines!
I just can immagine the next headline….
The rest of the interview…simply gorgeous…simply ROB!
Yeah, that was bad form on her part. She needs to learn to shut her mouth.
catherine has the hots for rob …had and has…always fawing over him and calling him a tortured soul …yah dah yah dah…join the club catherine
yeah i don’t get that. annoying. i didn’t get the weird nervous attraction thing they said either, only to have rob, again, confirm there is no relationship. whatever. pics r hawt. and this quote is funny-
“I’m unbearably self-conscious about stuff,” he admits. To the point where, while filming scenes before the army of New York paparazzi that has been following him around, he is terrified that his “ass crack is showing.”
We’ve sailed that boat, hunny, with the Volturi pics. It’s ok, we liked it.
i mean italy pics..same diff.
Kristin…I think you are So right, but at this point she IS, WAS and WILL BE the TORTURED SOUL in the squad…!!!
I agree… bad form. Maybe she was trying to be funny and it came out wrong… but, still, not cool.
sarah, LOL @ “we’ve sailed that boat, hunny” ITA
Rob,Rob,Rob we likey when you let “things” slip
Nora…it’s possible, but she did this several times and without judgeing her too much (I DO not know her!), but I think SHE thinks that she’s really a funny person…and things like this are the result! Not so funny…
Ladies, may I present for your early morning perving pleasure this little video I just created:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVzrv_FjrA0
And an alternate version, because I couldn’t decide which song to use:
Thank you for the vid, omerta! Cute song that goes with what we are feeling! I am VERY crazy at this point. GAH!