WOOT! It’s I wanna hump Rob day!
What better way to celebrate hump day then with some way hot new Rob GIFs I just made. The first GIF here is Rob signing autographs in Rome…he just looks like he is enjoying fame <3
12 more RobWard and Rob GIFs after the …wait for it…hump!
The Robert Pattinson Hump-Me Day GIF Gallery
Source: I pulled these off video I had on my smutty hard drive so I’ll be damned If I know where the original video came from.
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Hm…I think I should start reading this one…I’ll put it on my (neverending) list!
OMG! F*ckHawt Rob gifs to drool over! What a perfect way to spend Hump Day!
JAG, I love your gifs.
Just finished chapter 50 (new update) of Emancipation Proclamation..and OMG !!
I am just about spent. I am supposed to be working and took a break, but that chapter was so beautiful…
ladies, I have read lots of FF and I am grateful to all authors because I get to read well written stories for free, but there are some that just stand out for me..
CW & IA
Wide Awake
The Office
The Dominant, Submissive and the Training
Beyond Borders
Emancipation Proclamation
I read them again and again and again !!
Read EP…I highly, highly, highly recommend it. It makes you feel. So much. If it is made into a movie, I would put it up with the best movies like the Godfather, the Departed, Sopranos etc…
Hi MMAB,
I’m on chap 43 of EP and am sad that I’m catching up! I hate waiting for updates but it is awesome when they come.
I love all the ones you mentioned, but never read Beyond Borders so will try that – thanks for rec!
I’m also going to finally start YGMCTG! Another reason not to be bummed when I get all caught up with EP.
Beyond Borders… haven’t heard of that one. Do you have a link? I couldn’t find it.
Ladies I apologize..I confused Behind Enemy Lines with the movie Beyond Borders *blush*. I saw Duplicity on DVD this weekend and well sort of had a Clive Owen marathon. You can say I am still recovering *blush*
The bad news though is I cannot find Behind enemy lines on FF.
The good news (for me ) is that I printed out all the chapters…
I am so sorry !!
MMAB,
I lovo, love, love EP too!! It’s such a terrific read ~ really a MUST read if any of you ladies haven’t yet. I’ve not yet read as far as you or luvpattz, currently only finished reading chap 31 which I may add was vera HOT & SWEET!! *fans self*
I’m so loving it & today while driving in my car I was listening to one of my fave bands and this song just really made me suddenly think of EP… It just leaves me all breathless. If I knew the first thing about how to make a video for this story I’d totes use this song, but I am very technically challenged in other words I’m just clueless.
Where is my cohort who likes CBX?! “WMoney” are you out there?!?!
Anyway here is the link to the song if you want to give it a listen. Warning it’s long (that’s what HE said) the lyrics don’t actually begin till about 3:25 into it.
Candlebox ~ Breathe Me In ~
You came out of nowhere, and our eyes collide
Like a wall collapsing, a crushing tide
And I saw you laughing, and I saw your smile
It made me anxious baby, it made me high
You ask I answer no, that seat’s been removed
You’re a deep-rooted tree, an artist’s muse
I watch you listen, and I watch you share
You make me want more
and you make me scared
You’re so much more than I’d ever hoped
So won’t you breathe
Oh won’t you breathe
Breathe me in
So I am whole
xoxo Suz
Beautiful lyric.
sigh… Thanks for that.
clarification: vera hot & sweet chapter I left off at was actually # 32. Oops!
Thanks for the lovely GIFs JAG.
1st one, Rob smiling = WIN
All the Robwards = super yummy
Furry/Grizzly/Mountain Man Rob = me likey
the beard and with smiles, bonus!
But my absolute fav. (shocker LOL), sexy, smiling, laughing, touching the hair RomeRob *le sigh*
I am about to start the famous chapter 22 of CW & IA. A/C on High – check, ice water – check, towels – check, Airport fire dept on speed dial – check. I’m goin’ in…
Okay then. Mr. Annie needs to come home right now! *ahem*
He’s going to walk in the door and not know what hit him! LMAO… I hope he enjoys himself!
hehehehhehehheheh HOLD ON TO YOUR SEAT girlfriend! Woo woo that’s a hot chapter!!!!!
hehehhehehhehehe LOOK OUT MR. ANNIE! Tattward just jump started Annie’s engines. Better have the defribulator ready….
OK, this fell through the cracks earlier and I’ve been patient, but I really do want that pic of awesome fingerporn! Fingers on the button? That’s what she said? Ringing any bells, everyone? 2:14 of fingerporn video on last page? Please?
And yes, Rob can fall through my crack anytime, anywhere.
Thanks, my beloved Rob-porn dealers.
I don’t know but maybe you could post a comment on the you tube video and someone there or maybe the creator will know.
here ya go MyRobbie
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2009/06/robert_pattinson_mtv_movie_awards_mega-gallery/gallery_main/gallery_main-robertpattinson-mtv-movie-awards-suit-06012009-07.jpg
Spunk
Cute picture of Rob. sigh…
Thanks!
debbo
Thanks, Spunk – you’re too good. What about the “title” pic, that reappears at 2:14, where his fingers are kind of curved around a button. Do you know the one I mean? If you don’t have time, totes no worries. I should’ve been saving all along. Lesson learned. And now I’m thinking about the Training. Is there any time when I don’t think about Rob?
OMFG CANT STOP LAUGHING
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/cullen-1423224.html
Drive by vrooooooooooooom!
OMFG! LMFAO! I think I just peed my pants!
ROTFLMFAO!!!! That’s priceless (although it’s a pity they had to black out it out LOL!)
Oops, jizztype alert! “… black it out” !!!
Now that made me LOL! Imagine though if Rob had seen “peen” instead.
“It looked like a melted candle.”
Bwahahahaha…. LMAO!
OMFG!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!
LMAO! JAG!
That’s definitely not us cause I’m tellin’ you right now, if Rob drops his pants to show me his junk in the front, this RobCat is pouncing like it’s catnip.
LMAO!! I lit’rlly have tears of laughter on my keyboard.
I can’t breath.. gasping… ouch.. my stomach hurts.. STOP IT!!!!!!!
That was too funny!!
F*cking MADE of WIN!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!! “weird junk” HAHAHAHAH! (Doubtful). But I’m sure there are a few takers who would be willing to check that out.
Did you notice how he ran down an alley??…Looking for the dumpster?
That was ridonkulous. AS IF……you know it would sooo not go down like that(and that is what she said).Pretty funny drive by.
Love the first gif (love love love this!) because it looks like Rob is coming in for a kiss! mwah!
Hairspray Rob is sweet, never saw that before
And RomeRob is just…*sigh* star of my dreams
Thanks for the happy feeling when I look at these, JAG!
Hello fellow pattinpervs. I’m fairly new here. Is there a list somewhere explaining the fanfic abbreviations?? I’ve figured some of them out but am stumped on OOC. I’m sure it’s really obvious…I am deep into EP. Lovin it. Tks for the help!!
Hello Roxiesmom! Welcome to the party!
Here’s a list for you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_fan_fiction_terms
NORA,
I just got home from an afternoon gig and went RUNNING to read the new chapter of “THE LOST BOYS”. Wow wow wow wow wow wow!!!! No spoilers here, but THANK GOD we only have to wait 3 days for the next update!
I LOVE THE PLOT of this story! WOW! Best I’ve read plot wise! REALLY REALLY GOOD STORY!
Thanks again for the recommend NORA! HUG!!!
debbo
can’t wait for the update…..gahhhhh
I love it, so I’m glad I’m not the only one.
And, did you see my post on the first page about Cocktails & Dreams vs Tropic of Virgo? Go with ToV. C&D is good, but ToV is EPIC.
@RCC… Thanks! I wonder why I can’t access it… so weird.
Last response obviously in the wrong place… *face palm*
Tattward pic alert…
http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/toothgirl_2009/tattward.jpg
SPUNKME,
I didn’t realize that the writer who wrote “Show and Don’t Tell” based HER Edward to be fairly close to how Rob is. No WONDER I loved THAT Edward the best of all. I think he’s the sweetest Edward I’ve read. I was so glad for another update on the 6th but still wish for more…so…
I’m gonna go read “Show and Don’t Tell” from Uncle E’s perspective. Haven’t read his side yet….. LOVE that story too!
debbo
Uhhhh….Gaaah!!! Hell to the yes! I’ll take one of those…….
Oh in case no one saw it over in the sidebar tweets, I see hunterhunting tweeted this earlier…
“Edward’s Audi R8, that’s right, that’s the hood for the hoodfuck:”
http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/Audi_R8_8.jpg
The first one… GAH! <—I say that a lot around here, don't I?
I can't access the second one… I'm forbidden access. Story of my life.
Man, that’s hot. Or do I mean that man’s hot? Either way.
Back at ya SpunkMe! If you haven’t already seen/posted that one before.
http://twitpic.com/k6q1c/full
@ Nora … I’ll e-mail you the pic you can’t access.
OMFG!!!! I need a CW&IA update STAT!!!
I was just thinking the same thing…>NEED TATTWARD UPDATE!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL
GAAAAHHH !!! I’m salivating for that update *wiping away chin, seat, floor*
Trying again… I’m having ‘posting in the wrong place’ issues again today…
@RCC… Thanks! I wonder why I can’t access it… so weird.
I’m so damned hooked on reading FAN FIC now it’s not even funny…..I was so caught up in “The Lost Boys” I read it straight through and had shit to do…..coughcoughtaxescoughcough, but nothing would stop me. Tomorrow I gotta do that which I didn’t do..yeah, I always file an extension. LOL But I couldn’t stop reading this damned story….
“The Lost Boys” just blows me away at the really amazing plot and all the twists and turns. Love it.
debbo
PS….Spunk thanks for “friending me” on your live journal so I could re-read you “YGMCTG”. I love your story too! THANKS.
No problem Debbo. Do I call you Debbo? Or Chloe? I am confused. Well, either way, you’re welcome. And I found this for you and Nora. I haven’t read this fic yet, but I assume it is safe to say this gif is probably accurate?
The Lost Boys
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/TheLostBoysFFgif.gif
Heh… that gif is in my siggy line over @ the forums on Twilighted. Yep, TLB for sure…
And… here’s another one…
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/ignora67/TLB150General.gif
Spunk,
Just call me DEBBO from now on.
Wow, where’d you get that “THE LOST BOYS” gif from? Did you make it yourself? It’s cool! Thanks!
and now….back to our story….. later dudettes!
Great gifs JAG…I gotta say that Robward…in the bedroom…with his hand in his pocket…right there near the holy peen…long thumb hanging out…*poof*….sorry…what was I saying…oh ya….hand in pocket…oh…gone again….
Oh…and speaking of fingers…we were speaking of fingers weren’t we…or was it just me?!?!?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_frjCPpXN_Us/SszkM8XdmlI/AAAAAAAADZ0/jSxcr4UGu_o/s1600-h/IMG_4835.jpg
Thanks! I hadn’t seen that one before…
Here are some cute gifs of everybody’s favorite smile:
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[/img]http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/Gifs/art.gif[img]
I don’t know wtf I did there( I’m in the middle of doing a few things right now), but these should work:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/Gifs/art.gif
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/Gifs/art.gif
Awesome… thanks!
OMG, I obviously need to take a break ’cause I just did the same link twice. Here’s the right link for the second one:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/Gifs/japan.gif
Yeah… I was about to say… but I thought it was just me…
SpunkRL … thanks for sharing! Love smiling and laughing RobArt and JapanRob … just toooo cute!
JapanRob is furry! So cute!
SRL…love that JapanRob gif…love how he smiles till his eyes completely scrunch up and disappear…adorable….
OH GAWD the Japan Rob gif is SO CUTE….when he wrinkles his little nose and squenches up his little eyes…..OHHHHHH GAWD I CAN’T STAND IT
debbo is dying to kiss Rob all over his cute little face.
HOSES PLEASE!!!!!!!!
Was this ever posted here? I just saw it and was cracking up.
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Manips/RobTweets.jpg
Don’t think so SpunkMe. I’d seen it and thought it was super cute!
That is awesome!! Thanks SpunkMe.
LOL! I love it!
That’s cute…
Mmmmm Edward’s Ducati
http://www.superbike.co.uk/imageBank/d/ducati_848_large_wallpaper.jpg
gah! I wonder if they have filmed that scene for Eclipse yet??? I wish they would change the story just a little… that Rob would ride this out of the garage or up the driveway. That would be so fuckhawt!!!!
Do you think they’d really allow Rob to ride a motorcycle…???? Oh dear God…DANGER!!!! He can barely ride a bike!!!
JAG,
Wow! Is it hot in here today!! New to me gifs. Yea!!! I really like the one you tagged as “Robward in the bedroom… nuff said” It’s such a cool shot & I like how the camera slowly backs away from him… so schmexy… uhhohh feelin’ a robgasm coming on….
Does anyone have this but bigger? I must have missed it when it came out. It’s yummy.
http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/abinar/NewMoonEdwardPoster.jpg
Nope… mine is the same size as that one. Bummer, huh. That totes needs to be a ginormous poster. No, I wouldn’t hang it on the ceiling over my bed… really.
He looks less pained than the other one, yet still intense. Oh Edward. *swoon*
Annie said: “Does anyone have this but bigger?”
(That’s what SHE said)…..hehehhhehe
I knew somebody would go there. LOL
I bet Rob has a bigger one!LOL!
you lost me at “bigger” heh heh
Wish I could help ya…
bigger *giggles*
He stores it in his drawers…
Well, we COULD go find Tattward, I KNOW he has a bigger one! hahhahahha
@RobCatCdn Thank you for the Wiki link!! DUh. Now why didn’t I think of that!!
I don’t know about anyone else, but I slid right off my chair when I saw this:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/bdrp5.jpg
*thud*
That’s a manip, right? I’m actually having a hard time telling…
Yeah I think so. Rob is def skinnier than that. Or should I say lanky. Less brawny. Trim…
I can’t really tell either because those fingers do look like his.
His head’s too small for that body. hehehheheheh Which head?
That’s what SHE said…
Those pants are a little too baggy to tell, LOL!
Yes it’s a manip. I can’t remember who it actually was…but I’ve definitely seen it before.
I hope you ladies will indulge me. I don’t know who else I can share this with.
As I told you earlier, I’m in the process of writing my very first fan fic. It’s about Rob and a much older sexy woman. No one I know of course
.
But I have become consumed by it, I’ve even been writing it at work. Keeping my fingers crossed I don’t get caught and get fired. I’m half way done with writing it and I can’t wait for you guys to read it. But I can’t sleep because I want to finish it but it’s going to take me a looong time to edit it. I guess I’m anxious to get it out there.
Any authors out there with some tips to calm my nervous energy? SpunkMe, anyone…..
Oooh I can’t wait to read about Rob and an older woman. No pressure though, take as much time as you need. I still have lots to read now anyway.
elvis4scilla
Hey! I know sometimes I get very anxious like that re: my writing. Sometimes though for me it is due to writer’s block or temp. loss of RobMojo due to r/l crap. A good work takes time. And know that you do not have to finish the story before publishing online. You can add a chapter at a time like most of us do. However, I’m sure no one will complain if you want to give them the gift of a completed fan fic up front.
You could have an outline for your entire story and then jot down all your ideas for each chapter in the notes or your informal outline. That’s what I do. Then as we come to each chapter, Smom and I start researching facts and bounce ideas off each other. So, it may help to advertise here at RAoR for a few people to help you. I have 5 people I work with…Smom for research and development, Annie for Beta to check punctuation, misspellings, story flow. And Unleishd and AddictedtoRob who are my Advertising execs/aka pimpers. haha And JAG for helping me with advice as well as helping me get advertised. She has been a great. But I don’t pay them anything. They do it for fun, I guess. So, I suggest you may want to put a post up tomorrow here and ask for some volunteers to fill those positions for you.
Then, you may want to slow down and go edit chapter 1 or 1-3 and start the process with your peeps and then upload to your LiveJournal account or Twilighted since fanfiction.net does not allow fics about Rob there. Twilighted has many, many rules and they also assign you an in-house Beta as well. I find LJ has the least rules to deal with. And no extra peeps assigned. You kinda have free reign there basically.
Hope that helps.
<3,
Spunk
What??! I’m charging $5 per comma and you better pay up!
SpunkMe,
Thanks so much for your advice. I realize now that I’m not ready for people to look at it yet. When you mentioned all the people who helped you, it made me feel possessive about my story. All of a sudden I didn’t want anyone else’s eyes on it yet LOL.
I’m obviously writing it so people can read it, but I want it just for me a little while longer. I think what I’m going to do is finish writing all the ideas I have in my head now, which are a lot, hence the nervous energy. After I get them all written, then I’ll go back and edit, and then I’ll be ready for someone to look at it.
My problem isn’t writer’s block right now, it’s having too many ideas and wanting to get them all down before I forget them. As a result, however, it’s all pretty much stream of consciousness at this point.
Anyway, I’m rambling. I think I’ll just have to reconcile myself to the fact that in order for me to feel comfortable putting something out there for public consumption, it’s going to take me longer than I thought. Thanks again!