WOOT! It’s I wanna hump Rob day!
What better way to celebrate hump day then with some way hot new Rob GIFs I just made. The first GIF here is Rob signing autographs in Rome…he just looks like he is enjoying fame <3
12 more RobWard and Rob GIFs after the …wait for it…hump!
The Robert Pattinson Hump-Me Day GIF Gallery
Source: I pulled these off video I had on my smutty hard drive so I’ll be damned If I know where the original video came from.
GAH! I love furry Rob! Definitely need to see furry Rob while he relaxes between movies!!
By: wakingsky on October 7, 2009
at 12:18 am
Agreed. The hairier the Rob, the sexier. MANLY MAN! The scruff makes him look older. woof
PLEASE update Tattward! Dying here….
By: music4debbo on October 7, 2009
at 12:49 am
I looove the Robfur!
By: spunkransomlover on October 7, 2009
at 3:28 pm
Damn! I thought I might get first comment for a change LOL.
By: blackrose26 on October 7, 2009
at 12:20 am
JAG
Thanks! You just made my night!!! I’m still at the office, waiting for some information to finish and be able to go home (It’s 11:25 pm here)… And you give me these beautiful GIF’S of Rob…
I really needed something like this…
Thank U!!!
By: lizzyfrommxli on October 7, 2009
at 12:31 am
Fuckhawt JAG! I love when you make new Rob gifs!
I wanna hump Rob day!
Oh yeah! Woot! haha
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/jermy342/j2/weekdays/Humpday/3happy_hump_day.jpg
Love the RomeRob ones!
And Robward mmmm-mmmm good!
Hey everyone, make sure and check out the RobstenLove blog today. Here’s the kink, er I mean link:
http://www.robstenlovetheblog.com/2009/10/rob-kristen-prison-games_07.html
By: SpunkMe on October 7, 2009
at 12:32 am
I loved the most recent post… very funny!
You guys need to put the “follow me” widget on that bad boy, though, so I can remember to go back from time to time…
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 4:42 am
nice link….make me laugh so hard!!!
thank u for brighten my day….
By: hawun on October 7, 2009
at 6:48 am
@SpunkMe: either Humpday is a crock because his manties are showing or else it’s the latest fad in Let’s Get Wet Together—robstenlove is hot—love the one where Rob studies K’s axx with a satyr’s face—nasty, nasty—luv it—<3
By: expatzgeil on October 7, 2009
at 9:56 am
haha Happy you guys loved the RL blog post today!
It turned out to be very hysterical!
And it was written also by our own Soccermom (aka Smom) and her sister IfOnly!
Thanks for checking it out!
I’ll have to check about the widget you are talking about Nora. Thanks!
By: SpunkMe on October 7, 2009
at 2:21 pm
The gif of Rob and Kristen is Japan – yea the one where Rob is checking out her ass – is awesome! Thank you for that
By: luvpattz on October 7, 2009
at 5:39 pm
@SpunkMe… the one I’m talking about is under “add a gadget” when you go to “edit layout”. It just says ‘Followers’. Hope that helps…
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:12 pm
JAG. You always make Wednesdays (and all days) very Robtastic. oh Smiley Rome Rob /dies
By: C2R on October 7, 2009
at 12:33 am
Wow, I’ve seen a lot of Rob gifs, but I’ve never seen most of these. Thanks for sharing them JAG.
By: music4debbo on October 7, 2009
at 12:36 am
Yum! Rob gifs are always a WIN! I love the tag on the one Robward gif “How the f*ck do I get that job!” Ya, I pretty much would like any job that involves touching Rob…hair, make-up, wardrobe whatever I’m not picky.
By: vancitylili on October 7, 2009
at 12:39 am
These are just JIZZTASTIC!!!
I also love furry Rob! He has the ability to make me adore things on him that I can’t stand on other men. I’m not normally a beard fan, but on him it flippin works. Of course I like smooth Rob & stubbly Rob… but sometimes that grizzly look just does the job! It takes the pretty down a notch and ups the rugged. WIN.
By: foof76 on October 7, 2009
at 1:08 am
oh how i do agree with you.
By: mimi on October 7, 2009
at 10:13 am
Seriously…I need to find that full E! interview with Rob… He is delicious in those GIFs.
I’m not typically into beards, but I’m loving Rob the Mt. Man. Oh yes I am. Yum.
By: Ce Ce on October 7, 2009
at 1:09 am
100% delish
So much yummers, love the furryRob one’s !!
THANKYOU
By: kylie on October 7, 2009
at 1:22 am
HEY, Based on the comments above, it must be FURRY ROB NIGHT! hehehehe
By: music4debbo on October 7, 2009
at 1:35 am
Dying for updates for the following fan fics I’m into:
Wallbanger
CW&IA (oh man, on the hood baby-NOW!)
The Office – sad cliffhanger
The Lost Boys – OH YOU GOTTA READ THIS ONE!
Nora recommended it and it has a really good plot.
It’s at a tough place too…dying for an update!
By: music4debbo on October 7, 2009
at 1:42 am
it was just updated tonight and so was emancipation proclamation both really good chapters
By: kristin on October 7, 2009
at 2:39 am
Ack… hearfail!
But, hey, I got a shoutout in the A/N at the end! Call me surprised…
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 5:21 am
NORA…..ahhhhhhhhh read new chapter! AHHHHHH Hope it works out!
Only 3 days till next update!
By: music4debbo on October 7, 2009
at 7:20 pm
Mmmmm… scruffyRob is yum yum delicious!
…awesome .gifs
By: ginaransom on October 7, 2009
at 2:02 am
I love the Robward suit from the prom scene! And ohhh to be the stylist who gets to run her fingers through his hair!!! That’s hot.
By: DontQuestionMe on October 7, 2009
at 2:24 am
As a hairstylist that’s my ultimate dream… to get my hands in his hair…
…for professional reasons, of course…
By: sloopy1975 on October 7, 2009
at 11:24 am
Right click -> save. Repeat.
Thank you for the lovely gif’s, Jag!!
By: HeidiForReal on October 7, 2009
at 2:25 am
Me too, me too…
JAG… I don’t know how you do all this shizz, but thanks!
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 3:43 am
The first one is my favorite. Thanks! You can tell he was talking to real fans and not stupid autograph hounds.
By: JJElektric on October 7, 2009
at 2:33 am
I think I’m gonna try “Cocktails and Dreams” next as fan fic choice. Is it completed?
I was between that and “Tropic of Virgo”. May read a little of both to see which one catches my interest the most…..
Forgot, I’m also dying for an update to: “Show and don’t tell”. PLEASE!!!! lol
By: music4debbo on October 7, 2009
at 2:38 am
OH WAIT….sorry, I just saw that “SHOW AND DON’T TELL” *UPDATED* on October 6th. WHEEEEEE. Skipping to read…..
By: music4debbo on October 7, 2009
at 2:42 am
Yes, C&D is complete… except for the epilogue.
Tropic of Virgo is the BOMB… you’d LOVE that one. Don’t get me wrong, I like both stories, but from what I know about you, go with ToV… trust.
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 3:45 am
I’m with Nora, like usual. Tropic of Virgo = EPIC WIN. I love it. One of only 2 fanfics where I’m a little bit pissed at the author cus I think she should have written her characters with different names and sent it to publishers.
By: woodstock on October 7, 2009
at 1:11 pm
@woodstock… what’s the other one? Just being nosey…
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:15 pm
oh here i am again yep Show and Dont tell upadated today and between cocktails and dreams and tropic of virgo ..tropic of virgo for sure it is one of the best ff ever!!!!! and it is complete and cocktails and dreams is not
By: kristin on October 7, 2009
at 2:42 am
Yes… ToV is easily in my all-time top 10 fics…
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 3:47 am
Damn! Gonna need 2 buy a bigger drive for all the nice smut! Thnx JAG for the great Gifs! Smiling Rob is always a WIN…
By: DreamySim1 on October 7, 2009
at 2:52 am
I know, me too! Between the pics, vids and everything else… well, my computer is running mighty slow these days. I need an exterior drive, I think. Or a new computer…
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 3:49 am
DreamySim1
Saw your reply to my comment yesterday re: RomeRob wallpaper. Thank you so much. I will def. take you up on your offer. When I e-mail you, I’ll put RobCatCdn in subject so you know it’s me.
Oh and I saw the new one you did/posted on ToR … Rob + dumpster *thud*
Thanks ladies for reminding me to check my RobPorn storage capacity. I’ll need to make another investment in a few months the way I’m going. LOL
By: RobCatCdn on October 7, 2009
at 5:02 pm
@RobCatCdn I’ll check my mail! I mailed the deskRobs to JAG, so they can be added to the rest I hope. The two were inspired by the guestpost here a few days back of unleishd and addictedtorob: leading ladies for our own Dumpster Diving Team
By: dreamysim1 on October 7, 2009
at 5:44 pm
Dreamysim … I won’t be e-mailing you today but later this week or over the week-end. I need to do a bit of research first. You are just too kind … seriously! <3
And I totally got the dumpster wallpaper = priceless! LOL That was a great guest blog by leisha and AtR.
By: RobCatCdn on October 7, 2009
at 5:49 pm
JAG thank you thank you thank you i love furry rob *thud*
i can spend the rest of the day in my own little furry rob bubble and no one will know why i have a smile on my face.lol
By: sarahjm28 on October 7, 2009
at 2:54 am
FurryRob makes me want to rub myself all over him… even more than usual, I mean.
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 3:50 am
Those are f*cktastic, JAG! I wish I could do that stuff…
And, hey… need to know something. Am I bugging the crap out of you guys?
I know I’ve been posting a ton lately, partly because I love it here and partly because I’m bored out of my freakin’ mind. But, if it’s annoying just tell me to STFU and I’ll try to chillax…
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 3:55 am
Love your posts, keep em coming <3
By: DreamySim1 on October 7, 2009
at 4:15 am
nora you are one funny ass chick.
and sorry you are so bored – at least you can spend your time looking at HHH and laughing at the craziness that is RaoR!
I can’t think of a better way to spend a day – unless it’s sexing Rob up behind a dumpster.
By: mimi on October 7, 2009
at 10:41 am
Love 4 Nora! Don’t stop posting sista!
By: smittenbyaBrit on October 7, 2009
at 11:01 am
no Nora, dont stop you are lots of fun and I think you are fab. love your enthusiasm
By: I'm going down!!! on October 7, 2009
at 11:04 am
Nora? You must be fishing for compliments, cos you really shouldn’t have to ask that question … you are one of my fave contributors and you always make me laugh … particularly when you tell us stuff like that kid eyeing up your “girls” LMFAO!!!
By: FluffyLiz on October 7, 2009
at 11:06 am
What everyone else said!
By: MyRobbie on October 7, 2009
at 11:18 am
Oh yeah I forgot about that..How are your girls these days??? My boychild with the long fingers wasnt in today how depressing lol
By: I'm going down!!! on October 7, 2009
at 11:30 am
You’re far from annoying Nora, awesome is more like it!
By: spunkransomlover on October 7, 2009
at 3:34 pm
ACK! No, totally NOT fishing for compliments… it was a serious question! I just wanted to be sure because… well, IRL I think I’m one of those people that either you like… or you just think I’m weird. My mom would fall into that second category. Anyway, I know I sometimes have the problem going overboard… not knowing when I’ve crossed the line.
You know, it’s funny. IRL I’m kind of shy, introverted and unassuming. Well, maybe online, too… I lurked for months here before saying anything. The shyness usually goes away once I’m comfortable, but the rest is still true. I don’t think I’m especially funny… though I’ve been told I am by people who get me. I tend to be too dry for a lot of people, though… which can translate into ‘not funny’ if you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. So, maybe you’re all what I like to call “my people”.
Anyway, thanks for making me feel all lurved and crap. *blushes* And, the girls are just dandy, thank you very much. They’re not as pert as they used to be, but add a little scaffolding and VOILA! And, I haven’t happened to walk with Ogleboy any morning since then… and then I tend to stand far away and w/my back to him if I can once we’re at the bus stop. I’m kind of skeevy about it for some reason! Avoiding a 13-year-old…
I also have the issue of being long-winded…
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 5:55 pm
Too hot to handle… Gawd the Beautiful Bastard, and bedroom Rob, looking buff. Too much choice today…visual overload.
must tear myself away busy busy RL day today
Jeez once I get on here I find it hard to leave..
thanks JAG have a great day girls
By: I'm going down!!! on October 7, 2009
at 5:46 am
Ditto, you have a great day too!
By: smittenbyaBrit on October 7, 2009
at 11:23 am
Lost Boys posted a new chapter!! woot woot! OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD …SHIT! Now I’m gonna be late to work again!!
By: RobWardLover1 on October 7, 2009
at 8:35 am
Thanks JAG! Lovely gif(t)s to cheer another Forks weather day. I especially love Mountain Man Rob… grrrr. Nice to see his big smile!
I have two tech questions… what does gif stand for? (I know I should google that shit…) and when I right click save them they don’t play unless I email them to someone (myself). Just curious.
Here’s a fun little vid from Thinking of Rob that made me smile (tough job today!)
http://thinkingofrob.wordpress.com/2009/10/06/video-peter-facinelli-tells-a-funny-story-about-robert-pattinson/
By: deb24601 on October 7, 2009
at 9:46 am
Deb
GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format, which is basically an animated bitmap. In order to watch them as animated gifs you need to open them in a browser. To do this you just select the file in your directory, then instead of double-clicking on it to open it as normal, you right click on it and then select Open With…. and you should then be able to select Open With Internet Explorer (if you’re using a PC). It should then be animated.
Hope this helps.
By: FluffyLiz on October 7, 2009
at 9:55 am
@deb24601: thanks for asking the question—always too shy to admit my ignorance—OK—now does any one here mind if i call them moveys instead of gifs—they move but aren’t movies—<3
By: expatzgeil on October 7, 2009
at 10:05 am
I have learned so much about my computer since Rob invaded my life. He’s such a great motivator! I have pretty Rob wallpaper and when I get email Rob says “Helloooo”!!!
Thanks Fluffy. Now I can watch MexiRob shrug triumphantly out of his jacket overandoverandoverand…
By: deb24601 on October 7, 2009
at 10:16 am
Great video, and funny stories. I love Peter and Jackson too! The cast really does seem like great people, down to earth, fun to hang with.
ANd love that Peter had to explain the joke to Rob – just cracks my shit up!
By: mimi on October 7, 2009
at 10:38 am
awesome post JAG! I only promised myself a quick peek on RAoR today so I can get other stuff done, but here I still am.
Love, LOVE, LOVE furry mountain man ROB! Maybe b/c he looks a little older so it’s not so terrible a woman in her mid 30s wants a 23 year old. oh gawd he is so tasty.
By: Celeste on October 7, 2009
at 9:54 am
I don’t care if he looks older than 23 or not, I’m in my late 30’s and I still want him!
By: spunkransomlover on October 7, 2009
at 3:37 pm
Edward: “I don’t have the strength to keep away from …. RAoR!” LOL
Celeste … I’m equally addicted to Rob and RAoR. One quick look at a post, vid, pic. or GIF is never enough and RL stuff takes the back burner. And BTW … I’m even older than you. Because Rob doesn’t look his age at all, I feel no guilt (not 1%) for loving / lusting him.
By: RobCatCdn on October 7, 2009
at 5:18 pm
Yeah, me neither… most of the time. I look about 10 years younger than I am. Rob seems older than he is. I figure, we meet in the middle and it’s ALL GOOD!
But, then someone will ask me how old he is… and I don’t want to tell them! THAT’S when get that “OMG, I’m a perverted child molester” feeling. I should lie to people about his age… yeah, that’s the ticket.
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:01 pm
Nora … me too! I really, no joke, look 10 yrs younger. Great genes! And a little fib isn’t so bad.
By: RobCatCdn on October 7, 2009
at 6:09 pm
ok, I have my wine in hand and laptop on my lap! Husband in bed and I can get back to my RobPorn.
so, Spunkransomlover, I was just thinking if he looked older it didn’t seem quite so pervy to have the hots for Rob. Like I could be a little more public about it, LOL! you know, justifying it for the outside world when they find my rob smut stuff.
If I don’t cut back on my internet I may lose my job as stay at home mom!! You guys are killing me!! Then, to top it off you all talk about FF, but my gawd, can I squeeze it in?!?!? No, no, no *ears plugged* I am getting in deeper by the day!!! Then the twitter too. I can barely keep up! The kids have to eat, right?
Ok, I am 36. Mid-30s sound younger than 36. I could prob. pass for younger (I hope!). and you guys just made me feel better!! thank you! if my husband only knew how much right-click-saving was going on!!! my lust is out of control! ok, onto reading more of the posts!
By: Celeste on October 7, 2009
at 10:31 pm
Brilliant gifs JAG. Those one’s from the set of the Prom scene – oh Lord above, he’s just so beautiful it makes me want to cry.
As for bearded Rob in the Daily 10 interviews, he is so masculine and sexy – as Celeste points out, he looks older so one can feel a smidge less pervy (yeah, right, wotevah!)
Here’s a bit more of him with his beard …
By: FluffyLiz on October 7, 2009
at 10:09 am
FluffyLiz, ugh, hotness with his beard and then he runs his hands though his hair. *thud* thanks!
By: Celeste on October 7, 2009
at 10:18 am
Fluffy I was just wishing for this. (Are you my fairy godmother?) Thank you! Thank you! I love furry Rob. Rawr!
By: Annie on October 7, 2009
at 10:19 am
gah! i just love how he says milly-un. and watching and listening to him, aided and abetted by that scruff…shit!
thanks fluffy – this is the rob i love and miss!
By: mimi on October 7, 2009
at 10:23 am
I love him… it’s so not fair to feel this much for a person you do not know.. no wonder I think I’m crazy!
By: Kelly on October 7, 2009
at 10:30 am
yummy…. thank you for the “scruff-fix”!!
By: ginaransom on October 7, 2009
at 2:03 pm
GAH! Raawwrrr! I just wanna shave him…hmmm.
Oh and can I add when he said “trilogy” to the list of words we want him to read us from the dictionary? oh.may.gawd.
By: SpunkMe on October 7, 2009
at 2:29 pm
OMFG! Could you just imagine how that beard would feel rubbing against your thighs, er cheeks, I meant cheeks!
By: spunkransomlover on October 7, 2009
at 3:42 pm
I Can’t believe it – I had never seen that – Thanks Fluff – Luved how he was then! Le Sigh!!!
By: beesue on October 7, 2009
at 4:15 pm
FURRY ROB = WIN
By: music4debbo on October 7, 2009
at 6:03 pm
@SRL… the images in my head right now… can’t take it… *thud*
@Liz… Mt. Man Rob makes me feel even MORE pervy… and I didn’t think that was even possible. GAH! The things I’d like to do to that boy…
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:04 pm
I suddenly have the overwheling desire to become a hairdresser… yep.. I’m looking into schools now.. any legit occupation where I can potentially spend my day running my fingers through his hair, that sounds like a pretty good day to me
I may double major in make-up artistry too.. hmmmm?
OHHHH But WARDROBE… himmm…. now that would be up close and personal hmmm?
I just made myself dizzy!
By: Kelly on October 7, 2009
at 10:23 am
i volunteer for mantie wardrobe assistant!
how mad you think he’d get if i accidentally “lost” them?
*mimi hears choirs of angels singing jags version of freeballin*
By: mimi on October 7, 2009
at 10:31 am
LMAO @MIMI… you totally could assist.. cause your number one task would be to “Lose the essientials ”
By: Kelly on October 7, 2009
at 11:00 am
*raises hand* I AM a hairdresser… and this my ultimate dream… to get my hands in his hair…
…for professional reasons, of course…
By: sloopy1975 on October 7, 2009
at 11:45 am
lmao… sloopy.. …for professional reasons indeed!
By: ginaransom on October 7, 2009
at 2:06 pm
Mimi, maybe you could “lose” any belts that were around too! LOL!
By: spunkransomlover on October 7, 2009
at 3:47 pm
OK LOOK You can all joing the team.. however I and only I will be doing all CGI dots… you can watch but no touching!
By: Kelly on October 7, 2009
at 3:58 pm
AWWW Kelly, let us CGI something. Maybe the tip of his nose, or a finger? We’ll let you do the good “Parts”! LMAO!
By: spunkransomlover on October 7, 2009
at 4:17 pm
I’m still trying to figure out how to get that “holding up his ass” gig…
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:24 pm
Nora,
The “Holding up the A$$ gig ” is part of CGI Sorry… but hey… if oyu are nice I’ll let you stand behind me and brace my back so I don’t let Rob fall on top of me… wait scratch that… WHAT THE HECK AM I THINKING! I don’t want ANYONE bracing me.. got it
Don’t worry Rob.. I won;t let you fall… .on the ground anyway 
By: Kelly on October 7, 2009
at 7:02 pm
great post, JAG—your gif[t]s are awesome—it’s Rob to the nth power—Rob on an infinite circle which you can watch over & over—greatly admire you & all the other PattinAngels who are so technically gifted—was spoiled by working on a mainframe (tons of text) with a nerd staff at my disposal to keep it all on an even computer keel—no matter how bad the mess or how wild the chaos those patient dudes always put things right—on my own the watchword is no experiments—
am now off to nurse my sense of inadequacy—luvya—
By: expatzgeil on October 7, 2009
at 10:28 am
saw an hr-long study of a lovely 16-yr-old Maple Leaf named Sarah Clark on tv late last nite—do you know her?—<3
By: expatzgeil on October 7, 2009
at 10:35 am
oh jag, why is it he is so damn jizztastic, in every way. speaking, not speaking, moving in a gif, still pics, bearded, scruffy, long crazy ass sex hair, perfectly coiffed robward, smooth shaven so we can see every freckle (DIED!!!).
how does he do that?
never mind – i don’t really care. he is beauty personified, sex on legs, hot smoking man meat and yes i’d do him anytime anywhere but don’t freaking mess with him (PAPS, tweenies, inconsiderate louts) cuz i will hunt your asses down.
am feeling horny as hell, drooling, jizzing, and a wee bit protective as well.
that’s normal, right?
By: mimi on October 7, 2009
at 10:28 am
I’ve long since come to the conclusion, Mimi, that “normal” is a relative term. Here at RAoR, normal pretty much loses it’s meaning and becomes whatever we want it to mean, and there is a sort of collective acceptance of all kinds of behaviour involving opinions and fantasies about young Mr Pattinson which, in RL, would inevitably be viewed as perverted and unacceptable in polite society
…. to which I respond “f*ck ‘em”.
Mimi, I am right in that same zone, feeling horny as hell, drooling and jizzing … so to answer your question – yeah, totes normal!!!!
By: FluffyLiz on October 7, 2009
at 10:53 am
I think its normal Mimi…some days are better/worse than others…somedays I got it so bad for him I can hardly function, struggle to hold a conversation or even think straight and other days I just have a laugh and hang out here with you girls.
as Liz says ‘f*&k em’ if they cant take a joke’
the only requirement for membership here is to love Rob, the rest is up to you
Its great to be among like minded friends… down with haters booo!
By: I'm going down!!! on October 7, 2009
at 11:09 am
haha girls! i believe it was erma bombeck who once said “normal is a setting on your dryer”
so, then.
i am not mormal!!
By: mimi on October 7, 2009
at 11:56 am
We are normal! The people who say we’re not are the ones who aren’t!
By: spunkransomlover on October 7, 2009
at 3:51 pm
Exactly!
I used to have a shirt that said “Why Be Normal?”. Like Liz said… f*ck ‘em!
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:26 pm
Seems like a good day to just look at Rob..
By: Kelly on October 7, 2009
at 10:50 am
Sweet Baby Jebus!!! That hit the spot. All my favourites and my avi (is it wrong to squee at your own avi?) Do you know where the picture at 2:04 came from? It is lit’rally the only one I can’t identify… it’s new to me! I like the presentation too. Fireworks sounds about right…le sigh.
By: deb24601 on October 7, 2009
at 11:32 am
mmmm very nice indeed, thanks for sharing the RobGoodness
By: sloopy1975 on October 7, 2009
at 11:48 am
yumm-oh!
put that man on a plate
there will be no leftovers!
By: mimi on October 7, 2009
at 12:05 pm
Wow!!! Just wow!! What a great video, that was so lovely. That’s just jumped to the top of my favorites. Thanks for sharing Kelly.
@deb I think the picture at 2:04 is from the Inglorious Bastard’s premier in Cannes. CannesRob is so hawt!!
By: vancitylili on October 7, 2009
at 1:51 pm
Any day is a good day to just look at Rob! Thanks Kelly!
By: spunkransomlover on October 7, 2009
at 3:54 pm
Glad you liked it ladies
Anytime I can set Rob pics to a great song.. I’m all about it 
Most of the time, I hear the song and he pops into my head an dI know it’s time for a video
By: Kelly on October 7, 2009
at 7:05 pm
I think the hairspray one is my favorite, so cute, although furry Rob is quite lickable. Hmmm…
By: Annie on October 7, 2009
at 10:53 am
Is it wrong that I have drool marks on my CPU?
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:27 pm
No… not the CPU… that WOULD be really strange. My monitor… my monitor… THAT has the drool marks *headdesk*
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:28 pm
hahaha JAG! “How the f*ck do I get that job?!?” LMAO! That’s what I was thinking! And how is that so sexy?! Lawdy, I need to be committed!
I would sure as shit MOUNT that MOUNTAIN MAN!! Yummy!
By: smittenbyaBrit on October 7, 2009
at 10:55 am
*ears perk up*
Did someone say MOUNT?
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:28 pm
Hmm, I think FurryRob needs a FluffyLiz …. so if you’re lurking Rob, I’m happy to give you my business card!
By: FluffyLiz on October 7, 2009
at 11:14 am
Ohhhhh yeh……….and if you’re into Cougars
……here’s my card!
By: Cougar on October 7, 2009
at 11:25 am
Mrs Robinson would like to throw hers in too!!! call me please!
By: I'm going down!!! on October 7, 2009
at 11:32 am
@I’m Going Down…your name says it all!
By: smittenbyaBrit on October 7, 2009
at 11:37 am
mimi would also like to volunteer for her expertise in the area of all things sexual for our dear Robert:
23 years of monogamy (hot as hell monogamy – mr. mimi is quite talented)
i don’t kiss and tell
available 24/7 – i will pay for my own airfare if necessary
i hate paps
you can leave your scruff, just a quick shower is all i require form you
you may or may not take your own pictures of our interlude
i am clean as a whistle
By: mimi on October 7, 2009
at 12:01 pm
Well then…*thows business card on top of pile*…there’s mine. Rob, no need to dial 1, I’m local *wink*
By: vancitylili on October 7, 2009
at 2:08 pm
Never mind my business card, I’d throw myself on the pile!
By: spunkransomlover on October 7, 2009
at 3:58 pm
I don’t have a business card… I’ll just have to do what SRL is doing.
I hope we’ll all be able to breathe…
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:31 pm
*THUD*
By: sloopy1975 on October 7, 2009
at 12:05 pm
Love the song lyric “won’t you be my sunshine, on a cloudy day?” That’s what Rob’s doing for me today.
Sloopy, I still haven’t watched the “enhanced” version of Twilight you sent. This weekend for sure. I’m even going to make up my own drinking game. The rules will be simple, drink when they make me laugh, drool when Robward is on screen. I’ll let you know how it goes..
“Every time I dance a kitten dies”
By: deb24601 on October 7, 2009
at 12:29 pm
well you’ll be drunk before Robward even shows up in the movie, lol… SOOO funny
(thanks for the update, I was gonna email you and ask you if you had gotten the chance to watch the rifftrax yet)
By: sloopy1975 on October 7, 2009
at 12:33 pm
*sigh* I’m all kinds of discombobulated now. I started a long ‘Dear Rob’ about his hands but it was full of jizztyping. I’m gonna go stand in front of the open freezer. Daaaaamn.
PS Thanks Sloopy1975!
By: Annie on October 7, 2009
at 12:46 pm
@Annie 1st, Are you the one who googled jizztyping? ‘Cause you got JAG’s hopes up that Rob’s deciphering her letter. 2nd Don’t you mean discomROBulated?
@sloopy I’m definately watching it Friday. I’ll have the best bits queued up for my sister/fellow Robaholic for Sunday. We’ll sneak off during family Thanksgiving time for our fix!
By: deb24601 on October 7, 2009
at 12:58 pm
discomROBulated – perfect description for my state after watching that vid. Holy Jebus.
Dear Rob,
You do not want to know. Trust. Ex: Even your pinky looks strong. (itoldyouso)
Lust,
Me
By: Annie on October 7, 2009
at 1:15 pm
That was fantastic. I need a smoke. Standing in front of the freezer is a fantastic idea, Annie.
Thanks for the Robporn everyone. Jag- wonderful gifs, you’re too good to us. I never, ever, ever get tired of fingerporn. Never. My Achilles heel. That, and Robscar. And the GQ outtake in white shirt. And the cuff. OK. I’ll stop.
Is he adjusting his fly or something in the pic at 2:14? Where is that from? Robscar, perhaps? Could it be a magical, sextastic photo combining Robscar AND fingerporn (of the very best kind) and Robcrotch? Almost as good as the sexpender/sexboot/Stoli photos for crossover Robporn enjoyment.
Robmojo recovering after nadir in the last few days. Thanks you guys.
By: MyRobbie on October 7, 2009
at 2:23 pm
Ok, not adjusting fly but jacket button. Because he’s classy.
By: MyRobbie on October 7, 2009
at 2:47 pm
Okay, now that I’m finally able to type, I need to ask you lovelies a favor. Please, please, if anyone has the pic used around the 2 minute mark from the MTV awards, please let me know. I need that pic!
Thanks! xoxo
By: DanaB on October 7, 2009
at 3:34 pm
It’s kinda funny that I’ve never really been attracted to a guys fingers before, but Rob’s fingers…. GAAAAAH! “THUD!”
By: spunkransomlover on October 7, 2009
at 4:03 pm
SRL, I am total finger slut now…I hardly even check out the ass candy any more go straight for a gawk at a guys fingers… this young guy at work ignore if youve heard this before he is Robs age and build and omfg the fingers…im always staring at them but im sure he thinks im staring at his crotch.
By: I'm going down!!! on October 7, 2009
at 5:49 pm
And they’re so bendy! There’s that RomeRob pic where he bends his fingers at right angles, and he frequently has them bent at weird angles, like in the US mag pic where he’s sitting on the wall bracing his fingers behind him, all bent … imagine what they could do to you … what they could do to your R-spot!!!
By: FluffyLiz on October 7, 2009
at 5:53 pm
My R-spot… I’m getting chills just thinking about it. *faints*
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:33 pm
The grip.. on the coke bottle… *THUD*
By: Kelly on October 7, 2009
at 7:07 pm
i spend the better part of every day thinking about robs fingers and my r-spot. also the g-spot and the mmmmm-spot!
By: mimi on October 7, 2009
at 7:52 pm
OK…. so I bought Empire magazine this afternoon cus I wanted the big NM posters to stick up next to my Twilight posters (no shame) and to read the interview as well, I suppose.
Page 21 there’s a list of ‘Things on our mind this month’ and number 7 is:
7: TWI HARD- ON
On sale now: an unofficial Twilight inspired dildo that sparkles. Creators got the idea for someting that stays stiff all the time from Robert Pattinson’s hair.
OMG. I was on the floor laughing. I love it. So, ‘fess up, who has one? I know someone around here does.
By: woodstock on October 7, 2009
at 1:17 pm
I’m totally going to buy that thing and put it in my front yard to play ring toss on or chase away crows or something. I just want to see it sparkle in the sun…
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:34 pm
well… JAG’s Smiley post yesterday reminded me that I had a vid about Robs smiles that I put on the back burner…
…and i always feel like such a whore posting my vids here, but my real-life friends just look at me like i need to be committed after I show ‘em my vids…
By: ginaransom on October 7, 2009
at 2:12 pm
Don’t feel like a “vid whore” Thanks for sharing.. love it!!!
By: Kelly on October 7, 2009
at 3:37 pm
ginaransom … How you doing girl? Haven’t seen you comment much these past 2 months.
Thanks for making another video! Cute song! And great pics, of course.
By: RobCatCdn on October 7, 2009
at 5:27 pm
robcat… yeah ive been like super-uper busy with school and work yadda yadda yadda…. i just lurk, and get my rob fix from luuurvly JAG… i autta chat more often… thanx for the kudos!!
By: ginaransom on October 8, 2009
at 6:42 pm
Oh, JAG, finally had time to look at these gifs and hot damn. TwiRobward owns my add. I try to resist for a variety of reasons, but cannot. Yes, fuzzy Rob is awesome too, but clean-shaven, dressed up is it for me, my Pattinsluts.
Oh, and fluff? You mentioned yesterday about needing a manly pic of Rob after garter belt image. How is it that he can still be manly while getting hairspray applied? WTF? D.I.E.D. Absolutely d.i.e.d.
By: MyRobbie on October 7, 2009
at 2:32 pm
You’re absolutely right MyRobbie. In fact, even dressed in women’s clothing I’d probably be turned on, just thinking about sliding my hand inside the inadequate cover of a pair of lacy knick-knacks ….. ahh sh*t, I’m not going there, my dinner’s nearly ready !!!
By: FluffyLiz on October 7, 2009
at 3:19 pm
I’ll go there, Liz. I’m still thinking of Rocky Horror from yesterday… Robbie in a corset, garter and stockings in a pool… wait… what was I doing?
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:37 pm
*sigh*
Well, I got fussed at today at work by my co-workers because I forgot to bring in the RobQ. Bad Spunk! Bad girl! I promised to bring it every day this week an next to make up for it. They better not wrinkle the pages or get them wet. I will be pissed. haha
RobCatCdn
Wasn’t it you we were offering the intro to fan fics to? I think it was you.
Just an update on my friend and the fan fic thing. Today she asked me to send her some choice for an M rated story and she might consider going ahead to read it. *GASP* Progress IS happening. She even asked me to send her YGMCTG, but I told her I thought she would get scared away by the lemons. She said no I really wanna try it. I am trying to hold her off now. haha Kinda like Tattward working Bella slowly to the point she was begging for it. haha
By: SpunkMe on October 7, 2009
at 2:43 pm
Does she live near the airport?
By: Annie on October 7, 2009
at 2:53 pm
Annie
Who? My friend? No. Why?
By: SpunkMe on October 7, 2009
at 3:03 pm
*facepalm*
So the Airport fire extinguisher trucks can get to her house quickly whens she reads YGMCTG!
Hello? Work with me here.
By: Annie on October 7, 2009
at 3:24 pm
*facepalm* OOOOOHHHH!
LMAO!!!
Annie, I blame it on sleep deprivation. haha
By: SpunkMe on October 7, 2009
at 3:42 pm
Okay, whew! I was gettin a little worried. Was about to ask, “Who are you and what have you done with my Spunk?” but that’s more something Rob should say… or you should say to Rob… no wait… Oh man. I think I need some sleep too.
By: Annie on October 7, 2009
at 3:52 pm
Hi SpunkMe! (Waving at Annie.)
You (and Annie, leisha, Nora, Woodstock) helped me by recommending some E/B non- or not-too lemony completed FF stories linked to Twilight for my sister so I can get her to the Rob side.
But remember when I was a “newbie” to RAoR and you explained the whole FF thing to me. Even telling me what the FF acronyms meant. LOL
Update re: my sis … she started reading Dark Side of the Moon last night and she’ll let me know once she read the 2 I sent (DSM & Edward’s Eclipse). I’ll keep you posted about my progress.
By: RobCatCdn on October 7, 2009
at 4:31 pm
Hey guys! RCC – my first fanfic (before I found raor and things got super-lemony – yum) is this sweet little 2 chapter honeymoon night scene from breaking dawn. Mild lemons – more like harlequin, but I liked it because it was totally what I wanted Steph to write.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4376719/1/You_Could_Be_Mine
Anyway – I think of it as sort of heavy petting to get you ready for the main event (ifyaknowwhatimsayinandithinkyado). Um, ok, I mean the main event to be the Office, CW&IA, YGMCTG, etc (I guess I DON’T think ya know what I’m sayin!) Just wanted to be clear, I guess. Anal, I guess. And that’s what she said and I’m out.
By: MyRobbie on October 7, 2009
at 5:21 pm
MyRobbie … LOL I know what you are talking about. The FF SpunkMe and the ladies recommended aren’t for me. It’s for my sister I’m trying to convert to the Rob side so, you know, I can talk Rob 24/7 with her. LOL
I love The Office and BB… and I’ve got a list of 29, yes 29, FFs to read. I only read 3 so far … slow/not much of a reader … I’m a movie person … why I’ve watched 1000s of RobVideos. LOL Eventually I’ll get to some, probably not all.
But thanks for the recommendation. I’ve added to growing list of FFs to send to my sister, a few at a time. With TO on there too.
By: RobCatCdn on October 7, 2009
at 5:40 pm
MyRobbie……You Could Be Mine, very good job indeed! I love BadBoyRob and the struggle Edward has in this story is such a turn on! This would, in my opinion, be perfect in Midnight Sun. Have you read it? Anyway, you’re a talented girl & I can’t wait to read It’s Better When I Bleed For You!
By: smittenbyaBrit on October 7, 2009
at 5:47 pm
You’re a braver woman than I, Spunk. I didn’t even tell anyone that I may or may not have a copy *coughoreightcough* of RobQ. Because, then I’d be all “Nobody better drool or smudge or crinkle the Rob”… and they would look at me sideways when I had to slap someone upside the head for damaging the goods. I’m weird and territorial about my Robzines.
So, I just sent everyone the link to the GQ article. I feel I’ve done my duty.
By: Nora on October 7, 2009
at 6:42 pm
Wait, smitten! I didn’t write it! Ahhh, rereading my post it does seem like that’s what I meant. Gah, I wish! Not much of a writer – science nerd all the way. I do have an idea for a ff shoot-off from NM (although I feel like someone must’ve done it already). But no skills or time to do it. I have soooo much respect for all these ff writers out there. They’re the bomb.
By: MyRobbie on October 7, 2009
at 8:20 pm
I sent this to Brits23 author of Show and Don’t Tell and she loved it! haha She was happy I found this and so was I. So for all you fans of Show and Don’t Tell, enjoy…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWKlAqigqE
***SPOILER from Chapter 11****
BPOV
I got dressed and came out of the bathroom. Edward was looking out the window, listening to his iPod, looking sexy as always. He wore a dark pair of tighter jeans, and a fitted white button up shirt with the sleeves rolled. I swear he dressed like this on purpose to drive me crazy.
I was about to sneak up on him when he started singing.
“Kiss me through the phone, I’ll see you later on….”
I started laughing obnoxiously and he turned around fast.
“Soulja Boy? Really?” I asked, amused.
He danced towards me. “Baby I know that you like me, you my future wifey, Soulja Boy I tell em yea you can be my Bonnie, I can be your Clyde, you can be my wife….”
I couldn’t stop laughing at him; he was just ridiculous and cute all rolled into one.
“And every time I see ya my feelings get deeper, I miss ya, I miss ya, I really wanna kiss you but I can’t……”
He rolled his eyes at himself as he popped one of his ear buds out. “You love me even though I’m a dork huh?”
“No, I love you because you’re a dork. And how do you know I love you?” I asked playfully.
“Oh I know,” he said, bobbing his head.
I went and sat on the bed and started brushing through my tangled hair. I looked up at Edward a few moments later and he was walking towards me slowly, with his sexy ass smirk he likes to throw at me.
“She call my phone like da da dadadadada da…..”
I laid back on the bed as he crawled towards me on all fours.
“We on the phone like da da dadadadada da…”
He hovered over me as he ran his nose up and down my jaw line, over my collarbone. I started panting like I had just run a marathon.
“We taking pics like da da—–
“GET OFF OF HER EDWARD!!!”
DUN Dun dun! Cockblocked by Alice! haha
By: SpunkMe on October 7, 2009
at 2:54 pm
OKAY, now I’m gonna have to read that ’cause that spoiler has gotten me interested!
By: spunkransomlover on October 7, 2009
at 4:11 pm
SRL
You will love Seducward/Uncle E. She writes her Edward a lot like real Rob… with one minute he is sweet adorable Uncle E and the next he is Fuckhawt Seducward! He’s one of my most favorite Robwards.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4951259/1/Show_and_Dont_Tell
By: SpunkMe on October 7, 2009
at 4:39 pm
oops jizztype haha
I meant to say adorKable as you can see by scene from above.
By: SpunkMe on October 7, 2009
at 4:43 pm
LMAO! This should be fun to read! I can totally see Rob doing this! Now I can’t get the song out of my head!
By: smittenbyaBrit on October 7, 2009
at 5:52 pm