and you can too!
Okay so over the past few weeks I’ve mentioned this really shitty worst f*cking fan letter ever that I wrote to Rob. First, I want to clarify that I have NEVER EVER written to any celebrity hell,I don’t even write to my own family members teehee.
Anyway, a while back I thought what the f*ck, I’m gonna write a fan letter to Mr Pattinson, print some pictures and send a return-addressed postage paid envelope. So I sit here anxiously waiting, hoping, praying that Rob will get off his ass will find some time and send it back to me…sigh I am an impatient bitch.
Rob, please sign and send...that's all I'm askin <3
Would you like to do the same? I know you would, so after Rob signs my tatas…I’ll outline the steps to getting a letter to Robert Pattinson as well, I’ll share some uber embarassing outtakes from my craptastic fan letter.
JAG letter outtake #1 “I’ve never ever ever written a fan letter before so I did what I usually do when I’m fucking clueless about something…I Googled it. True story.”
Sending a picture of Rob playing his music was a must!
Here’s how to get started:
- got to the Robert Pattinson Source image gallery and pick 4 or 5 of your favorite pictures of Rob.
- print them in whatever size you want.
- write your letter. GAH the hardest part. When I wrote my letter I wrote it from the heart, I didn’t think too much, tried not to second guess myself and did it in about 15 minutes total. Yea, as a result it is a lot a little wack but very honest.
- write out a self addressed return envelope so Rob can send your pictures back.
- go to your local post office and find out how to purchase postage for the return package, it will be different depending on what country you are in.
- address it to either his UK Reps Office or his US Reps Office. I have heard you will get better results from sending it to the UK (addresses below)
- Mail and expect to wait 2-6 months to see them come back (Just a note: don’t expect anything to come back, I mean I’m hopeful but I know Rob is busy. This way if something does come back it will be an amazing surprise)
Robert Pattinson
c/o Curtis Brown Group Ltd.
Haymarket House
5th Floor, 28-29
Haymarket
London, SW1Y 4SP
EnglandRobert Pattinson
c/o Endeavor Agency
Stephanie Ritz
9601 Wilshire Blvd. Floor 3
Beverly Hills, CA 90210 USA
Our very own Garnet Gurl got this in the mail a few weeks back...see it works!
JAG letter outtake #2 “I enjoy your movies and love your music and that’s more than enough for me. I have no plan, intention, need to meet you…that must be kinda weird for you to hear huh? Well, I’m being honest. Just think it’s one less fan-girl you have to tell to get the hell off of you because you’re not a stripper pole it’s not polite.”
Fan letter no-nos
- avoid sharing too many personal details. Yea like any mention of The Vamp, touching yourself or your now broken overused dildo…is kinda creeptastic
- don’t lie about having 2,4, 6 months to live, ’cause that’s just all kinds of f*cked up
- try not to mention what you’d like to do with Rob, on Rob, under Rob…again TMI
- Try to refrain from saying things like “I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES” It’s just plain weird.
- don’t ask Rob where he lives, if he wants to go on a date or how much he makes a year…just strange & stalkerific
- mailing nude pics of yourself or parts of your body, will probably not get you any response a quicker response
JAG letter outtake #3 “I would be in heaven if I could get my hands on you singing the full version of Let Me Sign…hmm I meant get my hands on an mp3 of you singing the full version of Let Me Sign (I’m totally jizztyping…Google it lol).”
One of the pics I sent in my package.
JAG letter Outtake #4 “Finally, I love what you do and I admire who you are. Congratulations on all your success & may you find joy in your life (as crazy as it is these days).”
Okay so as you can see from some of my outtakes, my letter was written with a heavy dose of humour because that’s just who I am. So PattinAngels, are you ready to take the plunge and send a letter to our boy? I would love to see some of you guys do this and we can all wait and watch our mailboxes together in anticipation. So who’s in?
PS. I’ll put a few more of my outtakes in the comments if I can get up the courage LOL
Had to send him a pic of Rome Rob to sign.
I’ve been wanting to write a letter… but I’m skeered!
Maybe I should clarify. What I mean is, I don’t think I can write anything that’s worth his time to read. I don’t thing I’m funnier, more sincere, or cleverer than anyone else who’d be writing him. I guess I just feel like one of the herd sometimes, which is kind of disheartening to me.
I’ve only ever written to one other celebrity… Rick Springfield, when I was a kid (showing my age… shhh, don’t tell). He’s the only other celebrity that I’ve ever felt this enamored about in my life… celebrity for celebrities sake doesn’t impress me, if that makes sense. Anyway, Rick was big back then, too… and he did write me back even though I wasn’t expecting it (the shock of my young life).
But, JAG… I don’t know why you think your letter is the worst. I think the parts you showed us are awesome… and I think he’ll like it a lot.
There’s a book I kind of want to send Rob that I’m hoping he hasn’t read (which is another issue… I mean, the guy reads everything), so I may have to just suck it up…
Hey Nora
I know the feeling, cause I feel it all the time. I’m the totally un-cool girl standing outside of the cool chick clique pretending to be a part of it all. Saying things like, I’m sorry I exist and you have to take time out of your oh so precious life to write lowly little ole me.
But you know what, I got to thinking and I kind of figured out.. if Rob is ANYTHING like I think he is, I don’t think he would believe either of us to be any less important than the other numerous fans.
I think you need to follow JAG’s tips on fan letter writing (Good tips by the way… the naked pics seemed like a good idea at the time but I’ve pulled them out of the envelope
)
Follow JAG’s tips, write from the heart, and you can’t go wrong…
JAG has convinced me to do it… so I’m off.. to completely embarrass my cougar self! You know what though… often when someone does something that’s second hand embarrassing we tend to smile at it right.. sometimes laugh… well hay if Rob is second hand embarrassed by my letter… at least I got him to smile.. and that is total WIN for me
Come on .. jump in the pool with us Nora.. the water’s fine
(And Rob’s in here, on the bottom.. seeing who long he can hold his breath 
)
OMFG Nora & Kelly – we could SO be sisters! I also feel like just part of the herd, and the only other celebrity I’ve ever got my fanfreak on was for Rick Springfield too!
But even THAT doesn’t come close to comparing the freak I have for HHH. Its, yeah, disturbing is the word that I guess is the most relevant at this point. Disturbing. *Sigh* I had planned to take a vacay in Canada (not really but, you know, why not Canada?) but RL got in the way. And truly, after all the crap he and KStew are having to put up with, I’m kinda glad it worked out that way. I gotta feeling this freakdom will outlast the Twilight Saga, so I’m sure that one day I’ll eventually get to meet him, or at least look at him in person! I’m not sure I’ll even bother to speak to him, because I’m sure he’s so over THAT, (cue video of Cannes “Rohbert, Rohbert”, or last weekend “Rob, Rob, Rob, can I get an autograph, Rob Rob Rob…”). But just knowing that he’s on the same planet is comforting. Gah… I totally rambled. But yeah – I’m totally feeling what you feel! And you know what? I AM gonna write a letter. Why the hell not? Thanks for push, JAG!
*sniff*
You guys are making me all verklempt…
And, I’m still thinking about it. But, like I said somewhere else around here… I’ve been thinking about what I’d say in a letter for MONTHS. I’m just being a pussy about it, when all is said and done…
Ok, I have just got to celebrate with my peeps that will appreaciate it…..
I actually got my autographed pic today!!!!!
I’m going to have to think long and hard (*thud*)about what I’m going to write in my letter.
I love your outtakes JAG, can’t wait to see more!!!
<3
Heh heh… Leisha said long and hard…
I’ve been thinking about my supposed letter for MONTHS… I’m hopeless!
Jesus, Thank Goodness this isn’t homework cos I can just about string a sentence together on here. Write a Letter to Rob and try to sound normal?
It just ain’t gonna happen
Yeah, I know… I’m not sure I could sound normal, either…
RCUK … if you ever want to write a letter to Rob I’d be happy to be your “editor”. Plus think about this … you’re already in the UK so you’d be ahead of the waiting game, mail wise.
JAG!!! Ever since you mentioned in one of the posts that you wrote a letter…I swear I’ve been dying to know what your little pervtastic and clever mind wrote! We all know it would never be a normal creepy fangirl type letter…
In the out-takes you’ve shared…you were very funny. No need to be bashful!! Share some more girl!!!
I know… I’ve been dying too! I was SO happy when I saw the subject of today’s post!
Haha! AGREED! Sometimes JAG is such a tease…
Me too JAG cos youve mentioned it before always wondered what you wrote.
…I laughed at the Ive never wrote a fan letter before cos after much careful deliberation that was what I would start mine with…havent done it yet…way too scared.
OK, I’ve never told anyone this (my fiance would have a fit if he knew), but since JAG has admitted to doing it, I will admit to sending Rob a letter. Difference is that I didn’t send pictures, and I didn’t send a return paid envelope because I didn’t want a response. Yes, I felt THAT stupid about doing it.
Anyway, if you want to read what I sent him (when I was going through a real low point at the time), I’ll post it here.
Blackrose,
I would love to read what you sent Rob!!! Please share. Might cheer me up!!!
*groan* trust you to notice first LOL.
*snocker*
Well…spill!!!!
Yes… spill!
OK, so here goes nothing. Let the ridicule begin! My letter to Rob:
Dear Rob,
I have carefully constructed this letter for three weeks now, and it is ever changing. I am never happy with it. But really, no matter how many times I edit this before sending it, it will still just end up being another fan letter that you won’t have time to read. So I will cut to the chase.
I want to thank you for your music. Your music captured my attention more than I thought it would – not for the lyrics, but for the melodies that come from you playing your guitar. I have barely played my own guitar for the last 8 ½ years. Since hearing your songs, I now ache to play once more.
It was 8 ½ years ago that I went to Japan on a student exchange. I couldn’t take my guitar due to luggage restrictions. By the time I came home, thanks to post-traumatic stress, I had succumbed to the depression that runs in my mother’s side of the family. I have barely touched my guitar since. I recovered from that bout of depression, and for a while there I did start playing again. Then university studies, life in general, and another bout of depression meant that my guitar found itself sitting in its case in the corner, buried under a thin layer of dust.
Finally, I was out the other side of all that, for the most part, but the motivation to return to my beloved guitar never resurfaced. And then I discovered Twilight, for which I do not apologise. Suddenly, there was something that excited me again. I watched the movie on DVD, which left me feeling that there were things missing, e.g. the timeline in which all the events happened seemed rather short. So then I read the books. In four days. Then I needed to know more about the people that played the parts in the movies. Obviously I’d seen you play the piano in the movie, so I knew you were musically talented, but it wasn’t until I delved further that I found out that you also played the guitar, and that two of your songs were in the movie. I had been watching the movie so intently that I never really heard any of the music in the background. It is embarrassing to admit that even once I heard the songs in their full form, I couldn’t place them in the movie, and had to watch the movie again to find them…….
I found the guitar tabs for your songs online. They are not perfect, since they were done by fans of your music, but being as rusty as I am, there is no way that I could tab them myself. Hell, at this point I can’t get my fingers to cooperate properly to play more than a few notes correctly. I am so out of practise that my fingers may as well be arthritic. But it was a starting point. I had forgotten how good it felt to play; how therapeutic it can be. And now I ache for it like I once did. There are a number of songs by various artists that I am excited to learn to play.
I face one huge problem. I can count on one hand, the number of times I have played in the presence of others. I hate doing it. I play only for myself. Quite frankly, being so damn rusty right now, a cat howl would sound better than me playing unfamiliar music. It would be embarrassing enough to play if they could hear me when I’m at my best, and humiliating if they heard the state of my current abilities. My fiancé doesn’t understand why I won’t play in his presence. I think it offends him actually. But my mother reassured him that it isn’t just him that I won’t play for. The only time she ever heard me play when I was a child was through the door or the wall. I’ve just realised, that for the second half of the year my fiancé and flatmate will be in university labs for several hours a week. So I will finally have the house to myself on a regular basis so I can hide away with my guitar, and torture my fingertips until they get used to my guitar strings again.
Once again, thank you. It may seem such a small thing to you, perhaps even embarrassing that your music could move someone so much. But to me, it is an indescribable feeling to know that I haven’t lost sight of who I was before I first became depressed all those years ago.
Take care of yourself. One thing I’ve learned in the last few years is that in order to be truly successful at anything, you need to take care of Number One first.
Awwww…thanks for sharing…
*sniff*
Agree with Leisha… *sniff*
Yeah, so now JAG needs to share some more of her funny outtakes and lighten the mood again lol
LMFAO!!! You sure know how to clear a room bb!!! *wink*
Bitch! LMFAO. I think this is worse than ridicule would have been LOL.
No wonder I don’t get invited to parties LMAO.
Errrr…thanks for the compliment…I think!!!
It’s OK bb…you can come to my party in Feb 2010!!! I’m sure AtR won’t mind!!! I’ll even feed you and we can play the RAoR-Twilight Drinking game…we’ll have a blast!!! *wink*
Blackrose = thread killer LMFAO
So, Leisha… you’ll feed her but not AtR? That’s ALL kinds of f*cked up!
Yeah, better watch out for me Nora, I’m LETHAL LOL.
Leisha, I do still have Feb 2010 in mind. Sooner I know about fiance having work over the summer or not, the better!
I’d be all over getting shitfaced with you guys. I’m well overdue for getting carried away
No Nora…I’ve already worked out things with AtR…I’m going to pick her up from the airport (how could I let my bestie ride her bike to find me…or worse yet, drive on the wrong side of the road!) let her stay with me, feed her (I won’t subject her to the evils of McDonald’s) and ply her with alcohol (and maybe just a little more alcohol than is completely necessary when we go to see Bobby Long perform *winkwink*) So, it’s all sorted!!!
@Blackrose… well, at least it’s not always me. I’m a notorious thread killer… I should just shut the f*ck up.
@Leisha… Good to know. Because, you know she would get all lost and sh*t and be eating who the f*ck knows what while she’s there.
I’m jealous about Bobby Long. I couldn’t go the last time he was close-ish to me (4 hr drive) because the addholes at work are pricks. Anyway, yeah, that was when Rob was at his and Marcus’ shows. I was cranky. Bobby’s coming again @ the end of the month… and, again, I probably won’t be able to go because of work. I hate my freakin’ life.
Yay!!! I hope you can come in Feb!!! I can’t wait to get shitfaced with my RAoR gals!!!! *crosses fingers*
But, if you can’t make it, I’m sure ATR and I will have a shitload of fun and rub it in…errrr…..tell you guys all about it!!!!!
LOL. Oh, I don’t doubt for a second that you’ll rub it in lol. I may just have to torture myself and call you guys for deets if I can’t get over there!
Oh Blackrose…you won’t have to call us…both AtR and I are quite capable of sending multiple drunktexts (and they’re quite coherent, funnily enough!!!) I’d be happy to rub it in (we’re talking about rubbing massage oil into Rob’s back, neck, thighs, calfs, arms, chest, happy trail…errrr….everything’s going black….)
Geez Leisha, you girls have no stamina when it comes to your Rob lust. If you black out, you’ll miss the good bits! LOL
Blackrose…I only black out when I’m sober and thinking of Rob…so Feb 2010 won’t be a problem!!!
I’m not convinced that you wouldn’t black out when drunk either. It’s either that or you would lose all inhibition and really give it to him before you sobered up and THEN passed out when you realised, with total mortification, what you just did to him LOL.
Gaaaaahhhh!!!! At least I’ll have the video tape of me losing my inhibitions and giving it to him, to watch over and over and over again…oops…did I say that Out Loud??? hehehe
Video set up?! You said that Out Loud?!
That’s either highly presumptuous that you would get laid, or really stalkerish…………LMAO
*gasp*
I did say that out loud!!!! Holy shizz batman!!!! Oh well…I’m definitely not stalkerish…I’m not going to post Rob my panties, or send him 88763527 drunken letters or anything…and my video set up…wait…there is no fucking video set up!!! LMFAO
So you were just going to webcam him then? LOL
errrrr…webcam…how do I work that??? (pssst…who do I sound like? *coughcoughATRcoughcough* )
Smooth Leisha, real smooth. Just deflected the conversation back on to AtR’s inadequacies. I’m sure she’ll be thrilled LOL.
It’s OK…AtR would just ask me how to do it…and then I’d Google it!!! LMFAO
Well as long as one of you can Google that shit, you might just survive LOL
I love the honesty in your letter.
awww what a beautiful letter!!! I’m sure he will take notice because it’s filled with *REAL* emotion, and not filled with some of JAG’s “DON’Ts” listed above, lol…
BRAVO!!! *hugs*
I think you’re so brave for sharing this great letter! *hugs*
Unleishd, Did I just read above that **I’ll even feed you and we can play the RAoR-Twilight Drinking game…we’ll have a blast!!!** replied to BR26 ?????????
Uhhhh….What the F ? You won’t feed me or supply my booze but BR26 even gets all of the above AND a “we’ll have a blast” thrown on the end of your reply to her? *stomps foot and pouts*
That’s it!! I’m going to England to visit FluffyLiz instead! at least I won’t have to stay at the Super8 hoor-tel, I’ll get to stay at the YMCA instead! WIN! *winkwink* Bahahahahaha……
P.S Thanks Nora for looking out for me!!! I have to fly almost 10,000 f*cking miles, yes 10,000 miles, drugged up on puke pills (aka gaaahIhateflyingandgetsuperf*ckingmotionsick), to visit Unleishd and she won’t given ply me with heineken or feed me…not even feed me…at least drop me off at McDonald’s so I can feed myself?!? Gaah! WTH??? …..LMFAO!
P.S.S. Leisha….and I may “accidentally” pack the items I’m to bring to Oz carelessly in my suitcase…or I’ll just carry them myself that way they are guaranteed to break cuz you know AtR+carrying anything+walking=FAIL sooo….Oops! LMAO!
AtR,
Hey honey!!!! If you had have read a little further along…say from 2:28am onwards…you woulda seen all the love I gave you!!! *smooch* <3
@AtR… no problem, girlfriend. I got your back! Because, really, antipukepills… that’s no laughing matter.
The LEAST she can do is throw in a Heiny or 12…
blackrose, what a great letter. I am sure he will be incredibly moved by it, especially since it speaks to his music (which I am convinced means more to him than acting) and how inspirational it was for you. I’m so glad you are past your depression and have found your love of guitar again. Music seems to be a healing force for many, just to be able to play and have an outlet for their emotions, and I think it is that way for Rob too, something quite intensely private, which is why he was mortified when those MP3s were put online. In addition to being very private I think he’s probably a perfectionist, which is another reason why those open mic songs should have remained undistributed, raw as they were. I can only hope letters like yours are motivational enough for him to finally commit to recording his music in a proper fashion. We can only hope!
Thanks to all that responded about my letter
AtR – I have the best motion sickness pills ever if you want me to send some over for Feb LOL. If these puppies don’t work, then nothing is going to help you.
To SuzieKew – I wouldn’t say that I’m over the depression, per se, but I’m a lot better than I was when I wrote that letter. For the most part, anyway. I still have royally shit days.
What a great process. Kudos to you for sticking to it!
I never could. Not that I’m that embarrassed, just too cynical. All I could ever think is that it’s probably just some office flunky going thru, tossing the letters and scribbling on the pics.
Obviously SOMETHING must get to him, or he wouldn’t have gotten his shirt, so that always makes me smile and be hopeful. It just can’t make me actually do it myself. I’d always doubt. I wish I didn’t. I’d rather know he got something I sent him. That stoli shirt was genius. I wish he’d wear the damn thing!
Good luck to you ladies!! I hope everybody gets something back!
Yeah, that IS one of the pitfalls, isn’t it?
When I got my response from Rick Springfield (see above), I wondered for a long time if he’d actually seen my letter, or if some assistant hadn’t written it (it was typed) and Rick just signed it (because it WAS his signature). Yes, I thought this at 13. After a while, I decided it was useless worrying about it because I’d never really know…
Yeah…I’m good. I’ll live vicariously through you girls!!
Me, too!
JAG i love your letter outtakes what do you mean rob’s not a stripper pole roflmao,that made me spit my coffee out everywhere im starting to think it may be wise to drink it before turning the computer on
ok heres the thing i have started numerous letters to rob but am certain i wouldn’t send any of them i would be far to embarrassed to actually admit to him hey i like you and i like your films,plus hubby says it would be creepy for me to write to him as i am 33 and far too old for such madness,so there my letters sit in a drawer never to see the inside of an envelope
Ack! Yeah, there’s no way I’d admit to him how old I am.
Well, unless it ended up being a ‘mommy’ letter… you know, “I’m worried about how you’re holding up” or “Eat a damn cheeseburger for Christ’s sake!”… that kind of thing. Then it would make sense… but I’m not going there…
*waves*
Hi Sarah!!!! hehehe
I think it would be a good idea to drink your coffee before turning on the computer. Don’t want to keep sending the Robmedics around to treat the third degree burns up your nose!!!
nora yep a mommy letter thats what one of mine turned into when i read it back i thought no don’t think robs gonna be thrilled getting a letter like that.lol
leisha hi *waves back*
yep hubby will kill me if i mess the computer up because i’ve spat coffee all over it,he has enough trouble as it is not moaning about how much time i spend on here if he then had to moan because he couldn’t come on as i had broken it think i would have to move out til he calmed down.lol
LOL @ the hubby moaning. Sorry… can’t help myself.
And, you know what hubs and I ended up doing about that kind of thing? We bought a second computer (we saw a deal and jumped on it). He left me alone, I left him alone… it was fantastic.
Nora … great idea to buy a 2nd computer. Plus now you have a place to keep your RobPorn.
I sure hope it’s password protected! LOL
What Nora said – nothing quite like having separate computers. My fiance has his (which, I’m paying for….how does that work?), and my laptop. And since he doesn’t know my password, my RobPorn is safe hehe.
Jag: you rock for writing the letter AND sharing it here!
For me I will never write one I think, but I loved the things you said in yours. (JAG letter outtake #2: I totally agree!)
Just found this vid on the net and it exactly explains why I hate the paps…
http://bit.ly/MSa5H
That vid makes me want to hurl.
that is truly awful, how ironic to be at the top of your game and not to be able to enjoy the benefits of what you have earned…without that shit goin on…
will keep them in my prayers Rob and Kstew cos things will get worse b4 they get better
OMG! That is so depressing. Poor Rob and Kristen, I feel so bad for them. Those papz are so friggin’ self centered, they don’t give a shit how they treat people.
Btw, why was a guy yelling, “Edward Cullen, I love you dick!” That was to weird!
Ok, I wasn’t sure about this, but after reading one of the comments left under that video I would expect it to be true – EVERYTIME you do click or visit those websites or blogs or view the papz pics/videos – NO MATTER WHERE THEY’RE LINKED FROM – they get paid. From the advertising online. So please don’t. They had to buy those from the papz, and the bullshit front they’re putting up “We don’t condone this” They’re possibly just out to get people who are like “Oh, ok that’s good then” and gain more supporters for their “nice” celebrity website. It’s bssssssssss.
Like Gozde says….. Puppies die. I guess not only for tangible magazines anymore. The web sucks. Twitter sucks.
And that video’s pathetic waste of my time…. It’s just… SO SO SO fucking stupid to think the idiot who was like “Rob your autograph” a million times like a stupid broken record only wants it so he can sell it – because little girls out there care about autographs? I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t care for anyone’s scribble. At least, if you’re planning on getting it, there are other ways to do that – usually the personal way or by mail. What FAN would buy it online knowing the disgusting way it was obtained? Sigh.
I didn’t even watch the video. I absolutely refuse to watch it, because I’ll feel wrong doing watching them get harrassed the way they do.
Hmm .. as I have ‘several years more life experience’ than most of you girlies I HAVE written a couple of fan letters .. no, honestly, only one or two and I have to be pretty enamoured/impressed/obsessed to even contemplate it …
In my dim and distant youth I was in a London club and ended up having my photo taken with someone from a then famous band and I sent him a copy – he actually wrote to me for a while until I stopped because I felt I was ‘imposing’ (Gah! He wrote back)
Advice for letter writers – be yourself, don’t ‘gush’, don’t expect anything (then it’s a nice surprise if …), if you have legible handwriting it’s kinda nice to go for the personal touch …
However beautiful you think someone is, however much you’d like to get them in your room/on their back/in a state of undress … probably best not to go there, save it for RAoR and share with fellow ‘connoisseurs’ (or do what I did and write a RobFic – very cathartic)
My most recent letter was probably about 5 years ago (and I agonised before sending it) to David Tennant pre-Dr Who … he very sweetly sent back a signed pic.
Question is …. do I or don’t I?
So… care to pimp your Robfic? Hint, hint…
NORA NORA NORA!!!! Debbo runs jumping up and down to Nora!
I *****LOVE****** “THE LOST BOYS” fan fic!!!!! THANK YOU for recommending it to me!!!!!!
It’s just SO UP MY ALLEY. It’s got humor and romance and music and ghosts and destiny and vintage-retro, quirky, music from the muse, longing, unrequited love, architecture, POETRY, movie quotes, music trivia….EVERYTHING I LOVE!
Debbo runs to hug NORA! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! I’m on chapter 9. It’s gonna kill me when I run out of story and it’s not finished. BUT I SO LOVE IT!!!!
WHEEEEE.
I love all this stuff, even the romance and charm and history of San Francisco. Hell, any woman would I guess, but I just LOVE this type story.
Sure, there’s a lot of spelling and editing problems, but your mind fills it all in because you love the story so much….yeah, some of it a little “fairy tale” but it’s a ROMANCE and so that comes with the territory, although I’m glad the Bella isn’t QUITE the damsel in distress and has SOME strength as a woman to her character. You know, I have to have that “equality” thing going, or it bothers me. I just feel AT HOME with this story. It hits home a lot for me. As a musician too. Sigh…. I followed my gut and read the right one. Strange how that happens…
I LOVE IT! thanks nora! Now back to our story….I’m going blind but I’m not quitting till i get to where they’ve left off. GOD I hope she updates often. argh….
PS…..and Nora baby…I haven’t even gotten to the LEMONS YET and I STILL LOVE IT. hahahahahhah The queen of pattinperv pervs here and I love the story even if they just ended up kissing at the end. I like this whole plot and fantasy head trip story. Even the ghosts are amusing. lol Hell and both lead characters dig vintage music too. I’m in heaven! lol
God forbid when I get to the great lemons as you’ve said….I may need a Rob medic. Or one of those face masks with oxygen like Dennis Hopper in “Blue Velvet”. HAHAHAHHAH Debbo laughs an evil laugh….and runs off smiling to read more of “The Lost Boys” fan fic. READ IT PEOPLE. It’s fun!
See? I freakin’ told you!
I’ve been pimping TLB for weeks. Why doesn’t anyone believe my ass around here? LOL! That story owns me! And, it will own you, too!
Just wait until you get to the lemons… just you wait. I promise you won’t be disappointed.
Oh, and do you like the girl ghostie’s name?
yes lemons lemons lemons!!! it’s freakin HAWT!!!!!!!
JAG,
Your posts are always SO FUNNY. I’m a dreamer, but also partially a realist as I age. I couldn’t write Rob a letter. I think I just prefer to keep him in my heart and mind and fantasies because he’s a billion miles from any reality I could imagine with him. I love to think about him, fantasize about him, stare into his eyes and enjoy his personality and style and charisma and beauty, but when I think of someone actually BEING with him, I can’t get Kristen out of my head as being that person and it’s not just because of Twilight and that whole head trip we all love of truth following fiction to some degree….but he had a crush on her from “INTO THE WILD” and so to me it’s like, why mess with destiny?
hehehehhhehe. I wouldn’t even be brave enough to ask him for an autograph or even a picture with him or even ponder the idea of running into him somewhere by accident. He’s not a god. He’s just a MAN. But still, he’s special and I don’t want his special-ness ruined by reality. Either HIS, or MINE. Either way, it’s a billion miles apart.
JAG, it’s like when you said a long time ago that you wouldn’t want to MEET ROB because you were afraid he wouldn’t live up to how you picture him being.
Well, in my way, it’s ME who couldn’t live up to the fantasy. It just seems so far removed from reality, I can’t even picture getting an autograph from him by mail.
But I still love Rob. Still admire his work and his personality and his charm and wit and beauty and music.
I just want to love him from afar and know nobody can take that from me.
WELL SAID. i have to agree. mostly. it would be pretty cool to have an autographed picture of him though sent by mail. to know that he touched it. *le sigh* ahhaah
=)
this was the funniest post i’ve read!! ahahah loved it. i don’t really want to write one. unless he would write back (which we all know he wouldn’t)
i wonder if he actually reads those letters… or if they just give him the pictures and say here.. sign this.. i’m sure in the beginning he read his letters. but now… he has better things to do (like kristen *snickers*)
and even if he does… i’m sure they are screened first before he can even get his hands on them. so just be careful what you say. ahahh
lately he just seems to be through with anything that has to do with fans. even if they are from afar and not grabbing on every part of his body *shivers as i recall the first day of RM set*
it’d be nice to get autographed pics. and i’d cherish them forever (i might sell one… i’m suffering from broke college kid syndrom lol) but to know he didn’t even read it or took time to respond. the pictures would be bittersweet.
that’s my take on fan letters.
i’ve never written one. and i don’t think i ever plan on it.
:/
but i’m excited for the premiere in westwood cuz i go to UCLA and maybe just maybe (if i don’t slap all the teeny boppers with my bitch be gone spray- why r u crying/screaming?) then i’ll be able to see him and kris. not talk to him or take him down or even get a picture.. just see him… and wait for the day when things calm down and there’s actually more hope that he will read his letters. and hope that he can have a normal life however he sees fit.
ok i’m done. haahaha. JAG you bring out these emotions in me that sometimes i just have to respond in a long comment. ahaha
I know what you mean. I’m thinking ‘maybe someday’ too…
Hey thats a great idea. I should really do this too. I’ll do it by hand, even though my handwritting sux, since it will be more personal. I hope I make time to do it this week.
God I love ROB!!! I’d love to get his autograph. It would be way awesome!
Christina
Nora …… I can take a hint girl
the Robfic is on Twilighted (only first 8 chapters I’m having beta issues with chapter 9)
The rest is written … I’m just having to be patient with the whole post a chapter at a time thing arrghhhh
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7473
If you do decide to read it, let me know what you think
Jill x
Cool… thanks for the link! I’m not sure if I’ll get to it right away because… well, if you saw yesterday’s post, I’m reading 30-something WIPs right now. But, I did save it in my faves…
Thanks Jill, I’m always looking for new stories to read, so I’m going to add it to my faves.
I likes, very good Jill
I’ll add it to the pile and get to it when I manage to get down my pile of current FFs
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Look forward to it though
Ahh, fan letters! I wrote my first ever fan letter in June of this year and it was to Rob … I still haven’t posted it! I wrote it because I wanted to thank him for being the inspiration to change my life (at the time I had lost 21lbs, it’s now 35lbs) in order to avoid obesity, immobility (thru weight-exacerbated arthritis) and depression caused by the first two elements. I told him I felt like a complete twat writing it, and finished by asked for a signed photo. I actually wrote (and it’s the only outtake you’ll get!):-
“… it would be utterly fantastic if you could sign the attached: ‘To Lizzie, best of luck, love Rob, or anything else really, like ‘Leave me alone you crazy psycho-bitch (love Rob)’, I really don’t mind.”
I keep thinking I’ll edit it and send it, cos what have I got to lose, but it’s been buried under a pile of paperwork on my desk at work since I wrote it and I’m still not sure if I’ll ever send it. One thing I do know, if I do post it I must remember to delete the reference to my bloody age!
LMFAO @ your outtake. You should definitely post that… but, yeah, delete your age. I wouldn’t want him knowing that sh*t about me, either…
Twat… you use that a lot. I love that.
OMG Liz!!! LMAO to to ur ‘Leave me alone you crazy psycho bitch’ thats class. I wonder if I should write and thank him for inspiring me also to make some self improvements…its a bit psycho tho isnt some young guy weve never met and we lose weight cos of him and in my case ive been with my BH for 18 years and have never bothered my arse doing anything before now LOL
@FluffyLiz: have to thank you for your reply to my Sat. comment—it gave me a very badly needed boost after a rather unfortunate incident—not everyone has your generosity of spirit when it comes to swimming against the tide—was feeling really fuckedup & figured, what the hell—might just as well end my day by reconfirming my mad singularity: let’s revisit RAoR to laugh at that wild vid once more—which i did—then started scrolling thru the comments & unexpectedly found yours—a PattinAngel to the rescue—agree with your assessment of JAG 150% like any respectable convert would—i <3 you for your kindness—expat
P.S. there actually were 3 other people who found the vid amusing, tho' one of them was named BOB—a member of the male tribe, i assume—LOL—xox
Expat – Thanks for taking the time to comment on my comment on your comment (think that’s right!) And you’re right, you weren’t the only one who was amused (I also laughed a bit, particularly at SpongeRob SquarePants! but I still found it somewhat disturbing LOL!) And I think it was Abraham Lincoln who said something along the lines of: “I may not agree with what you say but I will fight for your right to say it” – so swim away girl, we’ll make way for you!
LOL!
I really dont think I will ever write my letter to Rob and send it…I would start off good about how Ive never wrote a celebrity before yadayadayadayada..but I know eventually I would move on to forbidden areas like praising the Happy Trail and asking him what he thinks of younger men with older women….
It would be so ‘Mrs Robinson are you trying to seduce me?’
F*&k yes of course I do why do you think Im righting in the first place lol..
No I think I will continue to perve from afar and have a laugh with you girlies…
LOL IGD!! I really think Rob would be a little turned on by the whole Mrs Robinson thing. It’s got to be better than being fancied by 12-14 year olds, about whom he wouldn’t even want to fantasize (and I just bet he’s had the odd fantasy about a really hot older woman who would have what amounts to a PhD in sexin’). As a woman who hasn’t had an older (or even same age) man in over 25 years, I think that’s true of a lot of guys Rob’s age. My last significant other was 8 years younger and there was even one brief dalliance with a guy 19 years my junior … and he was keen as mustard!
FluffyLiz
I think you are my Hero!
A bloke 19 yrs younger than yourself ???? How did you acheive that?
What did you do to him?
Is there a special move you put on him?
What did you say to him?
What did you promise him?
C’mon Girlie, Fess up!
Flipping heck with my age that would still make him quite mature
BH is 5 years younger and it works great…I am 19 years older than Rob so there you go Liz…you have given me hope lol. I talk a big game but would seriously crap myself if I got anywhere near him anyway its just a bit of fun.
My thought was to put in a bar of Galaxy and a Dairy Milk in with my proposed letter that way he is covered no matter what way he leans in the chocolate department…love the US and I am Canadian but the chocolate over there sucks ass…
would love some deets on your Mrs Robinson scene with the much younger guy but hey thats your business so whatever you do amongst consenting adults its all good honey…
I still keep staring at this young guy at works fingers!! hes young and built like Rob and am always staring at his fingers altho am sure he thinks am staring as his crotch lol
IGD!!!
Yes, I think if I did send a letter to him, I would send a gift with it. I remember an interview where he said he loved all the gifts that came with his fan mail. He said he had received books and cds that he liked. Just maybe not send him the Karma Sutra book though. haha I think he would appreciate chocolate or books, cds, tshirts, hats, nailclippers…haha jk. But who doesn’t like receiving gifts. Even a chocolate bar is nice to get from your boss at work sometimes to say thanks you are doing a great job. So, I think he would like that very much. Good thinking!
Ahh RobCat – a girl has to have some mystery, surely?! But in brief …
We worked together, he was 20 and I was 40. I am fortunate that, despite my dissolute and misspent youth I have miraculous genes and have never looked my age – most people think I’m 10 to 15 years younger than my actual age. However, I never make a secret of it and everyone at work knew my age. I just flirted with him cos he was cute and funny, and I tend to speak my mind and talk about sex (a lot!) and I suppose he just found that sexy. I’ve also always been able to make men laugh (hopefully with me rather than at me!!). So we were all out for his 21 birthday in a club and he said he wanted to go home so I took him home with me! And that’s as far as I’m prepared to go here (mindful of the dreaded c*ckbot and common decency, but I’m pretty sure he enjoyed himself!
FluffyLiz… I want lessons!!! How much do you charge?
Thanks Spunk Me,
LOL you’re right the Kama Sutra might just not be subtle enough…the chocolate thing is cos whenever I go home to Toronto…(did i mention for the 100th time I leave next week woot woot) I fill a suitcase with choclate cos the chocolate in the uk is made different tastes like heaven… and over here you are either a Galaxy person or a a Dairy Milk freak….I would think that if you are asking him a favour to sign your photos you should in turn return that favour with a gift….maybe I will do that letter after all you girls are inspiring me i just dont know how far I would get into it before I start perving out….can see myself buried in my office under a million crumpled up first drafts.
Hey Liz,, You Go Girl!!!!!!!!!!!coo coo ka choo!!!!!
Jesus FluffyLiz,
I’m pretty sure I enjoyed myself just reading about it without the juicy bits!!! I read that you are local to Barnes? I went to school at the Convent on Hammersmith Broadway, so I do know the area a bit. Can I come down and watch you in action some time ( from afar obviously as I wouldn’t want to cramp your style). I’d like to become A ‘Mrs Robertson’ If the chance ever arose.
*thud*
FluffyLiz, You GO girl! Yes, it is very true that younger guys really go for the cougars… They love us older women! My last two boyfriends were 15 and 17 years younger than I… and it was grand I tell you, just grand. I’m sure Rob will find out how fantastic older women are, if he hasn’t found out already!
*thud*
I’m not going to send a letter at all. I’m going to send something so bizarre that he’ll have to take notice, but not bizarre enough that the authorities need to get involved. Yoko Ono sent John Lennon a broken teacup painted red and wrapped in a tampon box, and they ended up married. Just sayin’.
@tiffanized: i’m with you—never wrote a fan letter & don’t plan to start now—however, would like to send Rob a photoshopped pic of my collie Fiona with his foto replacing her head together with a polite request that he autograph it—will even include stamped, self-addressed envelope—give you better than even odds that he would laugh & do so—LOL—<3
LMAO Tiff! Great reference! haha! I was thinking along those same lines too. I thought I’d get him a gift of some sorts & put a little note in there.
LMAO Tiff….anythings possible.. why the hell not
Just sayin’. I love it, tiffanized!
Also – expatzgeil- I love that idea! I found that video the other day absolutely enthralling (not good or bad, just fascinating). It would have to be done just right, though – so he wouldn’t think you were ten, but I think it should be done! Gah, to make that man laugh.
I wrote a fan letter to a certain Mr. David Foley of the Kids in the Hall (I love Canada, have I ever mentioned that?) and never got anything back (even though I don’t think I was weird (but hindsight is 20/20) and asked politely). Sending pics and a gift is a great idea. And who knows if I even sent Dave’s letter to the right address. Thanks for sharing, everyone (not said sarcastically!) and thanks for tips and addresses JAG! Kisses!
I didn’t know that Yoko story… wow, just… wow.
Now the wheels are turning… which is a dangerous thing.
And don’t forget that Yoko was more than 7 years older than John . . . again, just sayin’. Because I’m ten years older than Rob.
Tiffanized – I love the positive attitude, outlook – whatever! Made of awesome – you!
Jag, I never seriously considered writing a letter to Rob but hearing abut yours and seeing the actual pictures from Garnet Gurl have changed my mind..I think.
One question- His signature on Garnet Gurl’s pics looks real, not like a reproduction. Rob hasn’t been in London for ages. Why would you get a quicker response by sending your letter to London? Just wondering.
The only way I would actually write Rob was if I could be assured he would actually be the one reading it. And since that probably isn’t going to happen, I just cannot be bothered lol But your letter outtakes were top-notch woman lol I am especially fond of the part where you told him he’s not a stripper pole LOL.
<3
JAG did you really tell him to google jizztyping?
I LOVE it! I can just picture some intern at the agents office Googling jizztyping…jizztyping would become the topic of water cooler chat for the entire day, maybe week. And Rob would absolutely appreciate the humor in it. From things we’ve heard, the boy has totally got a dirty sense of humor. He might be be a bit embarrassed, but he’d think it hilarious nonetheless.
Do you think he is aware that a whole language has been created around him and his hotness???
JAG’s a smart woman. Cuz if you google jizztyping, guess what blog comes up in the top 5 search results? Yep, you guessed it. She’s inadvertently directing Rob to this site so he can read all about our nights spent with the Vamp. Hardy har har har.
I think thats pure class, tellin him to Google jizztyping…sure the phrase must have its origins here at RAoR along with Ass Clown thats one of my personal favourites that you use. Ive never heard a lot of things til I started hanging out here…Its the College of Knowledge….Pervy Rob knowledge but the vocabulary is tremendous.
LOL DAMN I wish I could take credit for jizztyping but I can’t. It was my girl emeseis on twitter. follow her, she is wicked funny. She even added it to the urban dictionary.
Girls I’m looking for a link to Wide Awake complete. I can get 42 on FF but the link for LJ is broken HELP!!!
Go to her author page on FF, then you can click the individual chapters there. I had the exact same trouble.
Hey Dee…
Here is a link to chapter 43 for you. Seems to be working fine for me.
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/11704.html
The link for the author’s page seems to work o.k. and you can then select the chapters from the menu on the left.
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/
FluffyLiz I answered your email
JAG – Right back atcha sweetie!
Yep. Those are MY most prized posses.., I mean pics above. And, yep. That was one hell of a happy happy day. *sigh*
My heart skipped a beat when I saw the big white cardboard envelope in my box…I mean my MAIL box. (GEEZ! RAoR girls have such dirty little minds) And when I slowly took it out, glanced at the postage and I saw it had Royal Mail postage I about peed myself & passed-out right there in the middle of the street!
I couldn’t stop saying OMG OMG OMFG!!! The first thing I could think to do was to get on Twitter & share the news with my Twitter peeps because I knew THEY were the ONLY ones who’d truly appreciate the magnitude of what just happened…OMFG!!!! His hands were touching the same exact pieces of paper I am now holding in my very grasp! FUCKING DIED! OMFG…he has read the letter, the words I used to express my gratitude and appreciation….OH SHIT!!! *ran back to re-read letter to see if anything was too insanely embarrassing*
THANKFULLY, there was nothing TOO terribly embarrassing…though some of my opinions had changed a bit. So, it was all good. And I could resume acting like a giddy goofy teenage girl…squee and all.
I sent the letter a good six months before, in early February, so I kind of forgot about it. I really never expected to get anything back. Especially not after all the crazy fan & pap madness since then. I guess being holed up in a hotel kinda gives him some time. Sad but true. So, be patient girls, cuz it is oh so worth the wait!!
A little tip…the letters to go to his agents office and I am pretty certain they are screened. So remember that even though Rob may find something funny, his agents may not. Just realize there are more than one set of eyes reading the letters.
Wishing you all lots of RobLuck & a speedy turnaround!
<3
me = still jealous!
I still remember the day you tweeted your pictures, it was verra exciting.
GG
Hey, I’m sure you thought of this already, but just to say it. OUT LOUD.
Those same long Rob fingers that touched your pictures as he signed them….
by process of association…
you know he touches his holy peen with same fingers numerous times a day.
And now they are all over your pictures.
Don’t lick them too much now. 8)
@SpunkMe
D E D
No, cuz I’m an idiot…or maybe cuz I haven’t been around here enough lately so my perv rating is sinking, but O M F G!!! NO, I did NOT think of that. Thank the lawd they are covered in plastic, cuz, well, never mind…
Morning Ladies!
You know when Jen sent the Stoli there were quite a few people who said, he’d never get it, his management goes through his mail, yadayadayada. And look he got it & we know he got it. So never say never.
On that note, I am a realist and I really don’t expect anything back from Rob but if I do get something back it is a bonus.
Here is a link to a site where people write about what they sent Rob and what they got back. Many have even confirmed he wrote their address in his own handwriting.
http://www.fanmail.biz/33094.html
My motiviation for writing the letter was to 1) do something I’ve never done before and 2) tell an artist that I never plan on meeting that I enjoy what he does and look forward to seeing more & I hope he’s doing alright.
If Rob is truly spending so much time shut away in his hotel, I would like to think that he’s taking some time to go through letters from fans that are making him smile and laugh.
OUTTAKE: I had some children who are fans of Twilight draw him some pictures of Edward and Bella and I sent them too…they were very cute.
“My motivation for writing the letter was to 1) do something I’ve never done before and 2) tell an artist that I never plan on meeting that I enjoy what he does and look forward to seeing more & I hope he’s doing alright.”
EXACTLY!
I had NEVER written a fan letter before to anyone . And I never had or have any plan or intention of ever meeting him. If it happens by chance, awesome, but I will not be one to seek it out. I will never travel to hang out at a set, and I won’t be waiting in lines for hours on end to meet him. I just wanted a chance to tell him I enjoy his work, I look forward to more, especially his music, and I hope all the madness wasn’t getting to him.
ME TOO! GG I wrote about how I love his music and the loyal fan base he has that love his music and how I can feel his passion for it when he sings.
I think you are both great to have done this.
And JAG your letter soooo did NOT suck. It was perfect. You made him laugh, I am sure. And you gave great points for everyone if they decide to write him. I have never written a fan letter. I don’t know if I will. But if I change my mind, and do, I’ll let you know. I bet you will get a response in time too, JAG.
You give me hope, JAG and GG… thanks for the encouragement.
JAG, I love you, like really! I love how you can be so honest, even in a letter, and lace it with humor. I think that’s exactly how my letter would be if I were to ever write on.
For all those that have, you are brave & I hope you get some sort of token for your effort, whether it be a picture or just the relief in yourself.
@BlackRose Your letter moved me & hopefully Rob as well. He seems like a sensitive soul and very appreciative, I’m sure it would mean a lot to him.
@GG, I am so deathly jealous. I’m proud you got your pictures, they are beautiful.
Sorry I can’t stick around more, but I’m currently divulging in the perfection that is EP. I made it to chapter 16 last night before the hubs came & stripped me of the internet (asshole, wannabe internet police- grrrrrr!). So, as soon as my eyes blinked this morning, I threw the covers back & sprinted to the computer.
I love all you, ladies. Because of Rob, I have a mutual community where we worship in his hawtness & lyrical soul, but more importantly support one another & share a bond that extends across the world. Each of you make my days, so if I could thank Rob for anything, it would be bringing me to all you! Thanks to everyone for making my days a little brighter. Big smooches to each of you. MWAH! Biggest kiss of all goes to JAG for given us such an amazing haven to share. You are a comedic genius & such a loving spirit. I’m proud to be able to call you my friend. I’m proud of how big your sight has become. It might scare you a bit, but you deserve it all. Love ya, bb!
I hope everyone has a great day.
~Christina
TYPING FAIL! “to ever write onE.” ” kiss of all goes to JAG for givING” “how big your sight has— SITE, not sight” Shit, I’m freezing. It’s 50 degrees, so not usual for this time of the year. Brrrrr.
Speaking of EP…I haven’t started reading it yet. I will though. It’s on my list next actually after I finish Two Stepping. But I found this pic at forum and wanted to know if this is the Edward in EP?
http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac86/cocolv/aw.jpg
Gaaah!!!! Spunk!!!!
I haven’t read EP yet either…but damn!!!! That pic!!!!! It even has the cuff!!!
*thud*
Started reading EP on Saturday night, although spent way too much time posting here and tweeting (mostly with Drunk Heidi LOL), so only got up to about Chapter 9 before I feel into an alcohol-induced coma on the sofa. Carried on with it yesterday and at 3.30 this morning I made myself stop at the end of Ch. 24. This fic currently owns my add and most of my other important body parts and vital organs. Have been trying to read today at work but my stupid boss keeps interrupting me, asking me to do stuff …. WTF?!” All I can think about is getting out of here early so I can get the early train and be home by 6.30pm so I can start reading. Gonna print off a few chapters to read on the train …. and I’m also thinking “what have a got in the freezer that’s quick to cook so I don’t have to take too much time out from EP …..
Oh f*ck, I think I’m going insane!
EP is truly addictive and wicked Christina and I loved what you said about thanking Rob for bringin us all together from all over the world…RAoR would definately get a huge shout out if I ever did write my letter, thats the least you girls and JAG would get from me
Unleishd
yes, but the more I stare at that picture ( if that even is Edward from EP), we need DS1 to photoshop on it more. She needs to photoshop Rob’s hands on it. The fingers aren’t long enough for me and we don’t want to imply that the Robnana is not what it is. haha
But it’s still hot overall for a pic of him. Maybe he should do a movie that invloves doods…with guns! haha
GAAAHHH! SpunkMe, EP totally owns my add now, and that pic is f*ckhawt!
EP owns my add now, too. I’ve spent the last 3 days reading that damn thing… caught up to the last chapter this morning.
Oh, and I hear there will be another update later tonight…
Thanks Christina
I wrote a letter to “Rob” back in March “facepalm” and have not heard back but did not send a postage paid envelope or pictures. At the time, I thought this would be funny …. here is my letter…..
Hello Robert,
Just a short note to tell you that I felt your performance as Edward in Twilight – was excellent! From your TV and Radio interviews, it seems that you are an interesting person, with a great sense of humor, that is trying to make “sense” out of all of the bedlam. Good Luck with that!
My friends and I would like to invite you to our Twilight DVD release party on Friday, March 20th.
We will be the “Cullen” baseball team – would you like to join us for an inning or two? We could definitely use one more player!
Pre -party will be in the (I inserted name of bar) This is a great neighborhood bar with darts and pool (no one will know who you are – we will put a baseball cap on you, too}. We will go to Borders at 11:00 to pick up our DVD and then to my house for the “viewing”.
Let me know if you need more details.
Once again, congratulations – you are indeed a lucky man!
P.S. Don’t forget to bring your ciggies – we are all smokers!
……He didn’t show up ….can you believe that!
MWAH!!!!
My god, if I got the return pics, i’d have to lick them cause Rob’s sexy fingers touched them !!!!
Yummers…..
I know, I have issues
Kylie, that sounds completely normal behaviour to me. altho I too have issues LOL
JAG, like you I have never written a fan letter, I have never even been a fan of anyone except Rob, so I am hoping Sam, Nick or Stephanie or like in SpunkMe’s YGMCTG, Rob himself reads RAoR. A girl can dream, right ? But I am not going to mail my letter JAG. I don’t have the courage. This is the closest I am ever going to write Rob a fan letter, so here goes…
Dear Rob,
This is an unmailed fan letter from a woman in her 30s who lives an ordinary life in suburban USA complete with a husband, kids, job, mortgage, cat and dog. I’ve always loved movies and buff, good looking men like Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt. But never really became a fan until I saw you. In my sane moments I wonder what made me become a fan of a lanky, pale 23 year old Brit when I resisted the charms of a buff, age appropriate for me, beautiful, good man like Hugh Jackman.
Why do I not post about him every day on message boards and do about you ? Why do I read FF that makes me put your face in every mention of Edward though I know you are not Edward ? Why does everything British suddenly interest me ? Why do I have meltdowns on message boards when cabs hit you and fire off angry emails to Summit and Under ground films to do more to protect you ? Why do I flip flop between feeling protective of you like a mommy *gasp* and want to bang the hell out of you multiple times on multiple surfaces so we both can see God ? Why do I care when bitches violate your personal space, when the blond bitch in Cannes sold you out, when papps violate your personal time, when tabs paint you as a man whore ? Why should I care that the only girl named Paris you should ever get close enough is our own FP and not a blond heiress whore named Paris ? Why do I listen more and more only to your music or Sam’s or Bobby’s ? Why do I buy DVDs from UK and change the region so I can watch all your old movies ? Why does ‘Let me sign’ make me cry each time ? Why am I so happy when I see a picture of you and Kstew together because it means you got the girl you so pined for to me.
Logically nothing makes sense Rob. I do not know you. I never, ever want to see you. If I ever do, if I have the courage I will tell you how much I adore your music and ask you to make an album, I will tell you how much I respect you for making a film like LA, how I wish you would be happy doing what you do, how I wish you would smile more and find a balance between the craziness and find pleasure in your work and know how because of you I have found wonderful people like JAG, FP and the RAoR girls, my mind has been opened because of amazing FF authors who make me think. I will tell you how I hope the personality of yours which I glimpsed in you tube that made me a fan never changes, that Hollywood does not make you jaded and cynical and 20 years from now, I will still be able to see the spark that is you in you. I do not have the courage to say this to you in person, I do not even have the courage to mail this to you. So I am putting this on RAoR and sending out my wishes into the universe, for you to smile always, be happy, to not be exploited, make peace with the chaos in your life, learn to adjust to fame, for you to never lose your spark and for me to always be your fan
xoxoxo,
Me
Great letter MMAB! Hope Rob gets a chance to read it here today.
SpunkMe,
Thanks…*blush* I have visions of Rob reading RAoR and laughing his ass off, for he is stuck in a hotel now and he cannot always be doing it with Kstew now could he ?? Or may be they do ?? But maybe when they come up for air they read RAoR ??
I mean if Rob is ever aware of a fan site it has to be RAoR right ? And we have ‘proof’. Sam has posted, so we know HE is aware and the most tell tale of all, the appearance of the sex penders two days after JAG’s post requesting that. And I like to think he wore the sex boots to CC after we begged him in our posts to get rid of the shiteous Nike’s…*sigh* a girl can dream right ??
I replied to your PM on FF.net. Hope you got it.
GG,
Oh how I have missed you !! Great to have you back. *smooches*
I’ve missed you too BB…and all the RAoR gals!!! I’ve been on Twitter, but even that less so lately. RL is kicking me arse…and a few other very handsome and very talented Brits have been vying for my attention. I’ve tried to stop by at least a couple times a week, but I promise to do bettah.
*smooches*
Gawd this is good! I so hope Rob reads this!
Ummmmm…what she said.
Damn, that was supposed to go under Made Me a Believer
Posted mine this morning!! Sent a letter last week to, but without pics as I didn’t know then that he did that sort of thing. Everything crossed for all of us!!
as always, JAG, admire your enterprising spirit—
tho’ i am part of a dying race in that i still prefer handwritten snail mail to e-mail, writing to Rob would demand more than i could bring—
would i be writing to that phantom who stares out of those photos with an edgy sexstare that always causes me to smile inwardly & say ‘you bastard’—to the phantom on the silver screen whose every move is accompanied by my involuntary internal squirming—to the Rob of interviews whose many twists of meaning are like a prism reflecting sunlight—
do i express my helplessness in trying to analyze how a mere lad (& i use the word advisedly) of 23 yrs. could so efficiently turn my life upsidedown & occupy so much of my thought—travel the safe but banal road of ‘love your music, love your art, wish you well’ shit—pile on the equally banal how much i appreciate the fact of your existence & all that you have given me (like what? besides a guilty headache for this madness)—
the best i could do if i were to write a fan letter as a non-fan would be to quote some famous lines in a language Rob doesn’t understand written by a poet who reaches where i live like no other & whose poetry is absolutely untranslatable—a phantom conversing with a phantom—
insofar, sending my dog’s foto with Rob’s photoshopped head (a la Lassie in vid.3) would be the most honest path—fortunately, it is also beyond my technical skill—ergo, silence & common sense reign—ta-ta
I guess I too am just too much of a cynic. As I mentioned in a previous post that my husband is an executive at a Fortune 500 company and he works closely with some very high profile CEO’s, CFO’s etc. Their admins go through their mail, email, gifts, etc and most of it never really gets to the person himself. My husband has brought home a 60″ TV before as someone sent it to the CEO and of course the CEO doesn’t need it so he gave it away to my husband.
I’m quite certain that your fan letter was a nice change from the usual tweener “will you bite me” stuff he gets. I’m sure he laughed more than once and I’m sure it was memorable. And he probably wrote “www.robert-pattinson.ca” on a cocktail napkin so he’d remember to surf the site later.
If I wrote him a fan letter, I’d be sure to add “Edward Cullen I love your dick” to the letter.
(that was a reference to that horrible pap video from this weekend. Some GUY actually yelled that at Rob. WTF????)
LOL coming from one of the people who has read the ENTIRE letter, this makes me feel better.
An fyi ladies, I did not mention my site by name. teehee *coward*
Completely off the topic…
Thank to KStew and her “I heart Mustache” shirt, I now realize that my son’s video game is subtly rated R. I’d never heard that phrase before (yeah, I’m clueless whatev). And in his video game the guy says “The ladies love the ‘stache”. They also play at “MorningWood High”. and one of the games is called “Mummies I’d Like to Fling”.
Yeah, not so appropriate for a 7 yo is it?
Late2thePartee——>
You need to spell it out for me, what does “ladies love the
stache” mean?
PS i get the other 2 LOL, I’m not THAT late2thepartee teehee
I’m thinkin it means that the ladies like the FEEL of the ‘stache down below. ?!?!?
Yeah, “mustache” is apparently a term for oral sex – on a woman. Who knew? I have been having sex for almost as long as KStew has been alive but she schooled ME.
When she was pap’d with that tee shirt on, a couple of twitter friends looked it up online.
Yeah… ya know… mustache rides? *blushes*
Um… WTM… yeah, I don’t know what game that is, but it does seem a bit inappropriate for a 7yo. But, then again, said 7yo probably doesn’t get the references, so it may not be a problem…
Oh thank GAWD he doesn’t get the references. Cuz the game is CHOCK FULL of references just like that.
Hmmm, I might write one, would love to have his signature on some pics. Totally jealous GG!!!
When I mailed Rob the Stoli shirt, I only put the shirt and the letter that I wrote in 5 seconds in orange sharpie that is posted on no less than 10 fan sites. Not one other thing in there.
REGRET OF MY LIFE was not including my business card. After reading he called cupcake lady at 2am last weekend after she gave him her biz card, I could’ve flat lined right then and there. Who knows, maybe he would have called me while standing in front of the mirror with a ciggy dangling out of his mouth and nothing but the New Stoli Shirt on whilst practicing The Tuck. LMFAO jk LOLOLOLOL
Now I’ll never know!
I hope he wears the Stoli shirt, I really do ! But I think he already wears it in private ????
Great image – until the tuck part
Foy You .. I hope he wears the shirt out one night and I hope he has a few drinks and then I hope he spots the paps asks for a napkin and then writes on it, holds it up to the paps with a HUGE SH!TFACED GRIN and on the napkin it reads.. “Thanks fot the shirt!”
I’m gonna wish that just for you!:)
Cause I think drunk Rob would do that
LURVE it! But I agree with WTM…nice visual UNTIL the Tuck. I prefer the corner scene personally…yeah, I’m a perv. But we all knew that.
Dear JAG,
I love the new ROaR banner with Tattward and cupcakes.
Please, please, please include the BB (not your version please, as in the barf inducing for me anyway from Twilight, but GQ Rob) and the MafiaPrinceward aka Rome Rob (though MY ROME ROB is NOT IN THE MAFIA), but Rome Rob on the RAoR banner *sigh* and Domward too..
And please do not lose Tattward !!
Please !!!
<3
Me
Can you mail me some pics? I’ll make a new one. I didn’t get to read all the FF, so I didn’t want to make one just yet, but maybe, just maybe I’ll give in and try to make a new one…
dreamysim1@gmail (.com)
Not gonna lie, I sent Rob a letter and a copy of the pic of us together taken when I met him last November. i sent it in May and have yet to get anything back. But I get it, since then he has hardly even been back to LA. I wasn’t expecting anything back. Maybe he just kept the pic of us and has it framed. Yeah,……I’m gonna believe that. LOL
That’s great.
Just a FYI, I do know that Rob’s fan mail is forwarded to his set locations from LA and the UK. So it will eventually get to him. Keep us posted.
Thank you for letting me know that. I will be posting everywhere when I get something back: Twitter, FB, EVERYWHERE! LOL.
Alright, I’ve been contemplating this for a while and I may just have to take the plunge and do it.
BTW GarnetGurl – When I come to Dallas next month and see you, PLEASE bring those pictures. I want to lick, I mean, touch them. Wait, neither of those sound good, do they? LMAO!
LMAO!!! Ummm, they may or may not be covered in protective sleeves so I can fondle, I mean handle & drool at will.
I will absolutely bring them…and then immediately have them locked up in the hotel safe.