prepare to get sh*tfaced 
So whenever I need a pick me up, I listen to the Twilight Commentary on my Zune. So this week, while I was listening to it…yet again…I thought that this audio would make a crazy fun kinda f*cked up drinking game. WIN!
Rob's got his supplies...time to get yours!
The supply list and the rules after the swig…
The RAoR-Twilight commentary drinking game…
Just a reminder, that if you are not legal 1) you shouldn’t be hanging out at RAoR and 2) you can’t play my game…Later Tater head over to the Wizards of Waverly Place NOW!
OKAY, we definitely need some drinking music…
What you’ll need:
- Twilight movie with commentary or
- Twilight commentary on MP3
- Alcohol for shots, Jaeger, Baileys etc
- Alcohol for sipping, Henichen or Peroni in honour of Rob, I choose wine or Corona (yes I am a girl)
- Munchies like chips or nuts (teehee) or cheese
- A bucket to contend with the HardDoucheWicke factor
Grab your hoodie & your heiney and get in the mood to drink yourself silly!
The Rules
- Roll your eyes & take a sip of your drink whenever Cougar Catherine Harddouchwicke says “dude”
- Take a small shot every time you hear Rob open some food, eat, drink or slurp on something
- Eat some chips/munchies every time Rob goes silent from complete and utter mortification
- Take a sip of your drink every time Kristen sounds confused
- Take a shot every time you can hear the utter regret & embarrassment in Kristen’s voice for having ever agreed to do Twilight
Rob has started without us...quick grab your drink.
- Take a sip every time Rob turns something normal like “rim” into something dirty and pervy
- Vomit alert – try not to barf every time you can sense Cougar Cathy picturing Rob naked
- Eat some chips/munchies whenever Rob says something that makes no sense whatsoever
- Take a small sip whenever Rob giggles (you’ll be f*cked up in about 20 minutes if you don’t keep those sips small LOL)
- Take a shot every time you can almost hear Kristen rolling her eyes at some dumb-ass comment from Cougar Cathy
- Take a shot every time you sense Rob is secretly boob checking Kristen
- Vomit alert – try not to barf when they all start talking about how great the “hold on tight spider monkey” line is
- Take a sip every time Rob makes fun of Edward
- Take a shot every time Rob or Kristen give Cathy a backhanded compliment.
- Eat some chips/munchies every time Cougar Cathy says some boring director shit you could care less about
F*ck what were we talking about..gah
- Take a shot every time Rob says something completely random like “that’s my shirt”
- Take a sip every time Kristen complains about something…her performance, the weather (small sips or you’ll be passed out drunk before you know it LOL)
- Take a sip every time Rob makes fun of his performance as Edward (again small sips or you won’t make it to the accident scene LOL)
- Eat a snack whenever Rob says lit’rally (this should help counteract all the sips from his giggling)
- take a sip every time YOU picture Rob naked or YOU think about banging him…uh oh GAME OVER! Face down, butt in the air…time to brew some coffee *wink*
Phew, so if you’re not completely shit-faced by the time this movie is over…your f*cking doing it wrong. LOL
Source – my smutty hard-drive
Song is Drinking in LA by Bran Van 3000
Oops forgot the PSA: drink responsibly, do not drink & drive, do not drink & buy Twilight shit online…
Sigh, it surprises me that I actually have to add this but…this post is meant to be humorous and yes a joke (like my entire blog). Take it for what it is & be responsible.
OMFG JAG!!!!!
This is a brilliant idea!!! I fucking love you!!!!
AddictedtoRob….you….me….Feb2010….IT’S ON BB!!!!!
LMFAO!! I don’t think I’ll provide much competition tho cuz this is what I do all damn day long so my arse will be up in the air in 5.5 minutes…..
“Take a sip every time YOU picture Rob naked or YOU think about banging him…uh oh GAME OVER! Face down, butt in the air…time to brew some coffee *wink*”
but game on, Leish!! Better stock up on the Vodkka(LMAO) and Heineken. *wink*
Ok…Vodkka and cranburbeberries juice stock piled…heiny la la tree made…3 copies of Twilight on the ready…now roll on Feb2010!!!! 8)
I’m with you though…I don’t think we’ll make it passed the first 5.5 minutes!!! LMFAO!!!! It’ll be fun trying though!!!!
Shit……….if you’re gonna hit the vodka girls, then I’m definitely gonna have to pinch pennies and try and get my ass over there lol.
you better make it Stoli!
blackrose…don’t you mean get your add over here…hehehe
rpgirl27…of course its Stoli!!!! Is there anything else???
OH! My bad! Of course I mean add
The only thing other than Stoli is 42 Below Vodka. It’s dangerously smooth. I’m planning a weekend of 42 Below in 3 weeks time hehe.
ATR, girl you completely crack my ass up.
Face down, butt in the air, hahaha, gawd what a mental picture that is. Now if that was Rob in that position that would be f*ckhawt.
Please no coffee, just have another heiney and let it all hang out, (that’s what she said).
Celtic:
I would be looking to be face down, bum in the air, with Rob coming up behind me unbuttoning his pants……….and well I’m sure you can use your imagination for the rest hehe
@Unleishd
That day may be one of the days I’ll require food…..LMFAO *wink*
Jesus ATR!!! Food!!!! You want food too!!!! Holy Hell!!! I didn’t know you wanted food!!!!! *wink*
ATR: I think you might be overestimating unleishd’s abilities as a hostess if you are thinking about food as well LOL
@BlackRose26 and Unleishd
OMFG!! All I asked for was one damn meal…Gesh, I fly all the way to Oz…a f*cking 25 hours flight (#!^&@^!#^) and you can’t even feed me one meal?
God, the next thing I know when I get there, she’ll steal my laptop for my RobPorn, not feed me and make me stay at the Super 8 Hoor-tel down the road….LMFAO!
ATR…
WTF??? I thought you WERE staying at the Super8 hoor-tel??? Are you trying to tell me you are actually staying with me, eating *MY* food, and stealing *MY* RobPorn?!?!?! (Oh, and drinking *MY* Stoli…) LMFAO!!!!
ATR – LMFAO!
Unleished – she didn’t really specify what this single meal would have to entail, but I’m sure you could rustle up a bowl of cornflakes or a tin of spaghetti LOL.
blackrose…
I think I will give ATR some Vegemite on toast!!!! She’ll LOVE that!!! *winkwink*
LOL. Oh yeah, she’ll LOVE the vegemite. The Aussie toast delicacy haha
Or how about some kangaroo steaks, fresh off the outback
I’m sure some Skippy would go down *ahem* a treat!!!!
http://glengarrypedia.wikispaces.com/file/view/Skippy-dvd.jpg/30229547
Kangaroo steaks?!? Vegemite?!? OMFG *VOMIT*…I was thinking like a box of crackers or maybe you could drop me at the nearest McDonald’s for a minute.
I think I might just hoard all the airline granola bars and cans of pop on the flight….Gaah! You are gonna pick me up from the airport right? LMAO
WTF ATF?!??!?! You want me to pick you up at the airport too!?!??!?! Can’t you just drive to the Super8 Hoor-tel yourself?!?!?! You know…it’s not like it’s the wrong side of the road for you or anything!!!! hehehe
I was just about to ask if you were referring to Skippy the kangaroo, or Sanitarium Skippy cornflakes LMAO.
ATR – with all these delicacies awaiting your taste buds, are you SURE you want to be picked up at the airport? LOL.
oops…jizztyping….sorry ATR…not ATF…WTF??? These meds are kicking my add!!! hehehe
Jesus….so let me get this straight…
You call me AtF, won’t pick me up from the airport, won’t feed me “NORMAL” (aka NO kangaroo steaks OR vegemite OR Sanitwhatevah *VOMIT* cornflakes ) food, make me stay at the Super8 hoor-tel but you will supply the booze and play The RAoR-Twilight Commentary Drinking Game?
That’s about right – in short, unleishd just wants to really fuck you up LOL
Fuck me AtF…errr…AtR….you want me to supply the booze too!!!! I’m stocked up on the Stoli, cranbubeberries juice, made the heiny la la tree…but that was all for me!!!! You gotta cart all that shizz over for yourself bb… (but I’m willing to play the RAoR-Twilight Commentary with you)
and, blackrose…what do you mean by “unleishd just wants to really fuck you up” ??? hehehe
Well, by the time you make her feel unwanted, starve her by not offering appetizing food, and then get her shitfaced on the booze that SHE has to supply, she really will be fucked up LOL.
Since I’ve already been drinking tonight, this made me LMAO! JAG, you are incredibly creative and oh, so funny! I love this….we need to all print it and play! LOL! lurve it!!!
I’m laughing so hard right now I’m crying… *wheezes*
*dialing Northwest Airlines’ HELP line*
Customer Service: How can I help you?
AtR: Uhhh…Can I travel with enough food for a week, a beer bottle christmas tree, my bike and my laptop? I need it all for my trip to Oz.
Customer Service: Ummmm.No.
AtR: Is there someone that can print me out mapquest directions to a McDonald’s in Sydney and recommend a cab/bus/bike service for transportation?
Customer Service: Uhhhh…No….Is this a joke?
AtR: *Click*….LMFAO!!
ATR – where the fuck have you been hiding all this time. You want directions to McDonalds in Sydney? Info on transportation?
What would JAG do? GOOGLE THAT SHIT.
LMAO
OMFG!! @BlackRose26
I can barely follow directions and get my add places in my own damn country, how the f*ck do you expect me to google myself directions to McDonald’s in Sydney, Australia? ROTFLMFAO!!!
OK…ATR!!!!
Here are your instructions…like I haven’t done this 1972664883 times before!!!
First, you open your Web browser…you know that thingy you look up RobSites on…. *wink*
Then you type in the little bar at the top of the page “google” Shall I continue??? LMFAO!!!!
*ROTFLMFAO can’t breathe*
LMAO!
Oh ATR, you really are screwed then! But since I’m such a good bitch, here’s a small helping hand to get you started:
http://mcdonalds.com.au/find-us/restaurant
ROFL!
No, srsly… I’m going to pee my f*cking pants. Cut that sh*t out!
It’s alright Nora, we are in much the same position as you right now. I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. My fiance said he’d never heard me laugh like I was, and I told him I was laughing that way because I couldn’t breathe!
The tears have stopped streaming down my face at least, but I’m still sniggering over my McDonalds link haha
BlackRose26…..ROTFLMFAO. Your f*ckawesome. I’ll print my McDonald’s map of Australia out before my flight….
Leisha…..You lost me at Web Browser……LMFAO!!!
Better save the web link too, ATR. That way you can look up the McDonalds that have WiFi so you can report back to us on Unleishd’s poor treatment of you while you’re devouring their food
Oh shit……..just realised that if you were lost at WEB BROWSER, then you probably don’t know what WiFi is LMAO.
ATR & blackrose,
Way to go girls…I leave here for a couple of hours and I get the shit kicked out of me while I’m gone!!!! hehe. Pfffft…poor treatment…I said i’d play the RAoR game with ATR!!!! What more do you want??? Oh yeah, that’s right…food, booze, a lift from the airport, directions to McDonald’s and a fucking place to stay!!!!
Blackrose…you’re right…ATR…WiFi…and “save the weblink” asif!!!! LMFAO!!! You just know I’m gonna have to explain this all to her in depth in the morning right?!!?
When I said, “save the weblink”, I didn’t mean save it as a favourite. Because I know that would be too hard for her to figure out if she can barely get into a web browser. What I meant by saving the weblink was that it would be a good idea for her to write it down somewhere, like a notebook or something and bring it with her!
………She can write can’t she? lol
blackrose…
OMFG!!!! This is like the Never Fucking Ending Story!!! Or Lamb Chop’s “Song That Never Ends” LMFAO!!!!
I’m pretty sure (not 100% though) that AtR can write…but remembering to bring the notebook…well, THAT is a different story!!!
luv u 2 unleished. jij> ij iji ij ij agur
agur shit. love all ROAR. rock jag. rock. can u say drunk..? i knew that u could. ehhhehehehehhehehheh i want rob…please come out play. sorry. happy. ol love u guys s shy sht s h u t fuck up. sorry luv u roar. jol love u2 j jag. so so so so so happy here. jl love rob. love no matter what. joy. love u roar. peace out. pleac ]
peace
]0p
PEACE OUT. u.
deb musican dube deb. love u guys. joy yyy lv love rob jmo most of alll fluffy can u type drunk cause i can’t tryijng but eyes closed fuck merob. cough cough jag is so se sweet. please stop. happy. mouse moving hehehheheheheehe focus. f ocus.
send.]
deb love u roar roar win RE ER ROB OWNS MY AD. he he help me mh happy thou though here. cab can can’t leave sorry. joy here. mac outa power. must go.n niyaw awbs, mouse send. hehahahahahahahhaahhahhahahhahahahha rbo rob goes from cpomplet and unnter mortification robsayslitrally funny. right? hehehhe etypiung high school can do in sleep love u guys. peac peace out. sorry drunkk dru drunk hehehehe m us must pee. peace out.
Hmmmm, well if her memory is in question, then that poses a more interesting problem. What if the notebook had fuckhawt Robporn in it. Surely she would remember it then?!
Okay, TV and RL are out the door! I just need to live over here!
Girls I just D.I.E.D! My gawd! I didn’t get any further than this post ROTFLMFAO!
I’m waaay too visual for this! I should make a comicbook about these posts instead of a single DeskRob!
@DreamSim1
Humour is just what the doctor ordered for several of us this week. We got on a roll – laughing on the floor, that is – and we just kept running with it.
I go to bed for 3 hours, 3 damn hours…..
BlackRose26….I’ll expect that notebook with my McDonald’s map of Oz before I leave and YES!! adding f*ckhawt RobPorn to it will definitely help me remember it. and HEY!! I can f*cking write, I did go to college, I am a healthcare “professional”…..well, I can write most of the time as long as there’s no vodkka or f*ckhawt RobPorn or I’m not at a Bobby Long concert…all other times I’m somewhat intelligent….LMFAO
Leisha…I’ll be waiting for you to wake up for my 3 hour explaination…ROTF….
DreamySim1….I spit my Diet Coke all over myself LMAO at the thought of you making a comicbook outta our f*ckdumb conversation here!!
AtR…
I’m waiting to give you your 3 hour explanation!!! *taps foot*
And, pffft…professional!!! As.if… *wink*
DreamySim1…
I’m sorry we D.I.E.D ya!!! I think we’re all still rolling on the floor laughing!!! Can’t wait to see our Comic Book!!! Your DeskRobs are fuckhawt…so the comic book will surely be a hit!!! (like you don’t have anything better to do with your time…hehehe)
Weehee! @unleishd I just saw I have my ‘own’ little corner on RAoR! I <3 JAG! I won't be sleepin and also D.I.E.D. anyway with all the deskRobs I wanna make! LOL I've put Thinkward up on my blog as well: love the eyes!
DreamySim1…OMG you JUST found your corner of RAoR??? hehehe
You deserve it!!! Your DeskRobs are amazing!!!! And your website is amazing too!!! All the DeskRobs in one place!!!! WOOT!!!!
I totes agree with Unleishd….Your website is da bomb as well as your deskRobs! I can’t wait to see what else you have in store!! *wink*
ATR – I expect you to make your own damn Robporn notebook. I’m sure you have plenty to work with on your computer
.
I gave you the link to find McDonalds, and told you Sydney has trains so you don’t have to haul ass on a bike, so what more can you possibly want from me? lol
Damn you Blackrose26…I thought you were on my side…LMAO!!
I’ll head over to FAIL-mart tomorrow to get my notebook for my traveling RobPorn collection. *wink*
Side?! SIDE?!
Look lady, the only side I’m on is mine!
. What that means is, I just pick and choose which side is the best to be on at any given moment!
LOL
OMG JAG! LMAO!
I think it’ll just be easier if I lie on the floor for the whole movie and tip a bottle of wine into my mouth and drink constantly through to the end LOL. Especially with THIS rule:
“Take a sip every time YOU picture Rob naked or YOU think about banging him…uh oh GAME OVER! Face down, butt in the air…time to brew some coffee *wink* “
Yeah, that’s kinda what I was thinking. Just give me an alcohol IV and be done with it…
Hmm, JAG, this isn’t a game, this is my life … I sit at home every evening slurping wine from a half-pint goblet and thinking about rumpy pumpy with NekidRob, and every time I light a ciggie I think about rumpy pumpy with NekidRob, and when I’m sitting in front of my PC at work I think about rumpy pumpy with Nekid Rob, and …. well, you see what I’m saying, doncha?
I think we can safely say that everyone reading and posting on this blog today is gonna say exactly the same thing – that they aren’t gonna remain sufficiently compes mentes to watch the film all the way through due to the whole naked Rob/banging Rob scenario.
I think you are encouraging excessive alcohol consumption, you shameless woman (oh who am I f*cking kidding, I guess you guys have worked out already that I need no such encouragement … FAIL!)
LMFAO! Jag, that is an awesome idea, only problem is I’d be passing out less than half way through the movie because of all the times before then that I picture Rob naked or think about banging him!
I wonder how many people I can get to play it at my next party?
People will play ANYTHING if alcohol is involved… no worries on that!
GAH…
“Take a sip every time YOU picture Rob naked or YOU think about banging him…uh oh GAME OVER!”
I’m light headed from thinking about him being naked and you think I could focus enough to pick up a shot and drink it? I am already drunk with just the raw “grrrrr” power that he has in those eyes!
But thanks for the tips!
Great post as usual, JAG… very clever!! What song is that? I’m not down with the kids, I guess…
Ok, back to Emancipation Proclamation for me. I started it last night… I’m on chapter 12. Edward’s a manwhore… but I lurve him anyway.
Nora, the song is called “Drinking in LA” by Bran Van 3000.
OMGAWD….just finished EP tonight….so good! Wait til you find out more…duh-duh-duh!!!
Awesome… thanks! Never heard of them/him (?) …I knew I wasn’t hip. Damn.
Sus… you’re toying with me! Ok, I should go back to reading EP… enough RAoR playing around. Leisha, AtR, and Blackrose already almost made me pee my pants…
Nora, glad we could be of assistance LOL.
Now on chapter 25… who needs sleep anyway…
JAG, you deserve an award or 12 for all your posts!!
I seriously LMFAO for 15 minutes straight! The RAoR-Twilight commentary drinking game is a f*cking WIN!!
Well, this would definetly be more entertaining than beer pong or flip-a-cup but I doubt I could get anyone to play it with me, so I be passed out on the floor by myself
hmmm haven’t done that in awhile, maybe I should just give it a go…
Gawd Jag, woman you are a genius. How you can always think up these absolutely incredible posts is beyond me.
I so totally love ya for them. You yourself are a major WIN!!!!
Between the new editions to RobDirtyTalk, yesterday’s GIF’s and today’s game, I may never recover, from swooning, jizzing, and laughing.
A big huge Thank You for all you do for us.
Pocket Edward is READY to play this drinking game…..
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=469640529&albumID=382912&imageID=10724700
Pocket Edward has to take a sip every time debbo has a wicked, dirty, filthy, or just plain nasty assed horny thought about f**king Rob. We’ve gone through a lot of beer here.
I just want to take a sip every time Rob giggles. I swear he could heal every lonely heart in the world with that beautiful smile or giggle of his. sigh… He just doesn’t realize how much JOY he’s given to us….
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=469640529&albumID=382912&imageID=9001529
I wanta pocketRob….where do I get one??? LMAO…..got plenty of Heinies around here (oops, maybe not…think I drank most of them tonight…had a terribly sh*tty day!)…..PocketRob…
beer 7 here. outa beers. cheap date. buzzed and humming. rob enters cafeteria in commentary…rob enters cafeteria ….repeat rob eneters cafeteria…..repeat…rob enters canfeteria….pause on rob’s smirk half smile face…..shut up catherine….so rob can be funny….my favorite rob wered besides ‘lit’rly is rob says
PORTENTOUS…sexy when he says big wordsss. he eh ehe he ….sorry, cheap drunk. not a hevy drinker. no gig tomorrow. watching commentary, not but doing as JAG sais…just drinking quicvklytoo many chips…kitties chasing beer caps….funnyu.i am not a heavy drinker. this is fun.
I love u guys.
smooch to rob…..can i give roba a massauge? oh please??????? I luve yuou rob.
say goodnight gracie…..goodnight graciee.
extra anxiety pilllll..hehehehehe
hehehehehehehehehehehehehe wooooo wooohhhw hooo. robbie where are yuou come out and playyy
cheers fellow ROAR….rob is funny in commentary. he makes me laugh.
gnithe.
damn mouse…won’t stop moving….
hhehescrolllignisdifficult
couthcouchcoughfuckmerobcoughcoughcough
Debbo Step away from the mouse…put the mouse down.
Good morning Jag,
Sorry about that. Sober now-head hurts. How come I’m the only one that played? Well, hells bells. I’m the only one that got drunk last night. shit. sigh.
Reading the update to “The Office” is probably the ONLY thing I’m going to be able to do today. argh. Me and Rob split a 12 pack. But he’s in better shape than I am today. LOL
debbo
Rob naked? Banging him? I think I’ll just down the whole bottle of raspberry flavored vodka that I have,have one last thought of banging naked Rob and T-H-U-D…hit the floor….mutter “lit’rally a fir slookkk”……and pass out.
RobCatCdn:
I love you, love you, love you so much. Thank you for my present. It is so Fucking Hot.
Time for me to get back to reading “Master of the Universe”. Two new chapters at the same time. Edward’s a dom and Bella just told him she’s a virgin after he showed her his “Playroom”. Now he’s gonna plow her field, woohoo.
I wonder what it would take to get Edward to come ploy MY field. I’ve got weeds growing…
PLOW… geez…
Your welcome celtic.
OMG!! A game that involves Rob and alcohol = WIN WIN. I’m so playing this tomorrow night.
last time I played a drinking game I got pneumonia – nah I think I had it and was trying to cure it actually thinking it was just flu and alcohol would kill germs.
You forgot the very best part of the commentary – for me anyway – chug down a drink whenever Rob totally ignores batcrazyCath and her boring or loopy, or personal comments and instead comes out with random stuff that totally throws her and shuts her up.
Good one!! That must be included. haha
Haha, I’m having a party tomorrow!! We always do some kind of drinking game (me and my girls) but I think I’ll save this for later, cuz I dont want the party to end to soon. LOL I’ll be drunk in 5 minutes with this game. LMAO
Take a drink every time I picture Rob nekkid or bangin him???
F*&k me JAG we’ll need to set up the RAoR wing at the Betty Ford clinic…..
heard the Priory in London’s pretty swish for dryin out (better chance of bumpin into Rob there)
thats a great song havent heard it in long and weary
for another drinking song (maybe later in the evening when nobody gives a f*ck), in honor of Rob…..Van Morrison’s “Stoned Me.”
GOTTA SEE THIS….I dressed Pocket Edward UP and took new pictures after a night of drinking with Edward.
Pocket Edward after 15 Heinekens. Left to Right in picture: Kristen, Catherine Hardwick holding Pocket Edward on her LAP and Pocket Edward with Pocket Edward’s big bodyguard. LOL
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=469640529&albumID=382912&imageID=10758484#a=382912&i=10758559
Pocket Edward sings for the gang….
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=469640529&albumID=382912&imageID=10758484
Pocket Edward PARTY CONTINUES as Kristen, Catherine and Rob sing “99 bottles of beer on the wall”….
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=469640529&albumID=382912&imageID=10758484#a=382912&i=10758624
And finally, Pocket Edward passes out after a dozen of heinys and his HUGE bodyguard carries passed out Pocket Edward back to the hotel. LOL
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=469640529&albumID=382912&imageID=10758484#a=382912&i=10758679
GAME OVER. lol
PS…the above 4 pictures will be taken down after 2 days. I just photographed these tonight to make you guys laugh…
I lurve PE’s silly drunk hat. And, is that a grass skirt, or what? ROTFLMFAO!!!
LMFAO Deb! that made my day and its only 9am lol
ROFLMAO Debbo… OMG those are GREAT
I puffy <3 the hell outta you for those, bahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
LMFAO!!!
JAG, seriously….I love this post!
Music fits completely!!
I’ve been laughing through every line…hahaha I think I’ll go and listen to it again.
BTW, I couldn’t post yesterday….great fics post. Please, do it from time to time. I loved all of them!.
Dear JAG,
Have I ever told you how much I love you. You are an amazing person to come out with such a fun post in what must be a personally difficult time.
You make me laugh. You make me fantasize. You convinced me about the beauty and fuckability of this adorable 23 year old. And you do that each day. You introduce me to FF that makes me more open minded and now you teach me grace in grief and how to handle oneself in the midst of a stressful time. I am so glad I Robstalked and found you. The best thing about being a Rob fan is getting to know someone as amazing as you JAG. And I mean it from the bottom of my heart.
((Hugs))
<3 U
Me
word. I second everything “Made Me A Believer” said.
Agreed. *sniff*
I second that!!! *hugs for everyone*
Hey SpunkMe!
Have you seen these new pics of Kristen for the Interview Magazine shoot? She looks like a total vixen:
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/10/01/shoot_kristen_stewart_for_interview_magazine.php?img=0&gfmt=m&gp=1
blackrose
hey! Thanks for posting those! She looks so hot! Rob was probably slobbering on himself again over those. haha
I love the one on the counter and the one on the bed. Oh and the one with the shoes with all the straps! Oh and the one where she is flipping off the camera. haha
They are all great really!
Thanks!
Hey SpunkMe!
Have you seen the pics from Kristen’s latest magazine shoot?
http://tinyurl.com/ybuodyg
I think she is a total vixen!
Gawd! JAG!
You lost me at the pic of Rob in the hoodie! I totally love that one! Especially after last night reading the last chap of CW&IA: He’s sooo looking like my Tattward in that pic!
Okay, I’ll try and focus and read the rest of your post (without trying to scroll back to the pic every time)
LMAO!!! JAG now you are speaking my language girl! <3 you and <3 how your mind works. If life or work ever bring you to San Francisco, you have to let me treat you to some drinks, my friend.
Holyshiz the details of this game are hysterical and just what I need right now. I helped a friend who was running a focus group at a community center earlier tonight and met a woman (who was very out of sorts and probably a user of some illicit substances, very sad) who claimed to have 22 children (4 sets of twins in there). Oh my lawd, I was ready to skull a handle of vodka that very instant. My friend lit'rally froze in his place; I thought his eyes were going to pop out of his face cartoon-style!
I am SO doing your game this weekend. The Maxi-Pad/Whore-a-torium (yes those are 2 nicknames for Casa DQM) will be the scene of some major debauchery. Good thing I have FIVE livers y'all!!!!!
Maxi-Pad/Whore-a-torium… I LOVE THAT!!!
Ooo, did I forget to TELL??
I was sitting on the bus the other day, and in front of me I noticed this guy (could only see the back of his head at the time) and all I could think was “Whoooaa.. He’s got ROBHAIR!!” If I hadn’t gotten control over myself, I would totes have touched it.. So, I was sitting there, on my hands, so I wouldn’t touch, when I realise it’s his stop. And he gets up.. Turns around.. and DAMN!!! If I hadnt known better, I would have guessed it WAS ROB!! Fuck me, he looked SO much like Rob. Like on the cover of AnOther Man, THAT Rob. Just as he turned towards me.. I just sat there, with my mouth open, shocked. He must have thought I was a retard or something. Unless he’s aware of the Rob thing.
And then he was gone, and the bus drove.. But I think he lives in the area, cuz I got off (thats what she said
) only two stops after him. Oh, to see him again. He can be my local Rob. *sigh*
If I ever see him again, I’m going papparazzi on his add!
Oooh, oooh… pictures!
That’s my dream… to find me a “local Rob” who’s awesome and thinks I’m the cat’s meow, too. Not likely… but a girl can hope…
I’m with you ladies … finding my own “local Rob” *sigh*
And Heidi you had me LOL when you said you sat on your hands.
Oh Jeez, Heidi, how did you not get off at the same stop and just follow him?! I know there’s a good chance he could have got you arrested, but I would so have had to do it!!
Fluff: I was in shock. Thats the only way I can explain such stupidity! I was taking the bus again today, and searched franatic after my LocalRob, but he wasn’t there *sobs* I did see a wannabeRob though! he had a beanie, black hoodie, black leather jacket, worn out jeans and shiteous nikes! AND he was hot! But not in Rob league, nope.
I would have had to have been in cardiac f*cking arrest! Oh well, maybe he’ll pop up again (harhar!) when you’re least expecting him … preferably when the bus is crowded and the only 2 seats available are the one next to you and the one next to the obligatory “nutter on the bus” … just hope he doesn’t opt for the nutter !!!
Who’s to say I’m not the nutter LMAO
JAG omfg cannot believe how hard i am laughing right now.love love love this game.
take a sip every time YOU picture Rob naked or YOU think about banging him…uh oh GAME OVER! Face down, butt in the air…time to brew some coffee *wink*
now see hubby is getting concerned about my drinking of late and this would completely convince him i needed a 12 step programme.lol
Rob turns something normal like “rim” into something dirty and pervy
see now this is what he did to me until i saw him i was completely normal and HE made me dirty and pervy.lol
One of these days I’ll freakin’ learn to post in the right place (see below). Anyway…
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/ignora67/Rob/128883998305363644.jpg
And, probably this, too…
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/ignora67/Rob/button2.jpg
nora roflmao yep thats the idea. i swear i was never this sex obsessed til he came along.
moraaaa funny..can’t read sedecond one, hu56 ri4s5 is 4r4eally funny. hepl pmeeeeeeeeeee hahaaahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i’ve falllen and i cnat5 get up. lolllll
The second one says “I had a life, but Robert Pattinson stole it.”
nora that is too true but hubby just said they should have one that says i had a wife but robert pattinson stole her.lol
lol…I had a life till Robert Pattinson stole it… thats me!! and Im a newbie since July WTF am I gonna be like this time next year.
OMG I love it. I have an extensive collection of movie drinking gams and the one me & my sister came up with for Twilight kinda sucked. I didn’t even think of using the commentary! So funny.
Ok, so I have to share one with you. It’s the High School Musical drinking game (stick with me, it’s good, I promise.) The whole premise of HSM was that it was so asexual and innocent, so, whenever anyone in the film says anything that could be taken as a sexual innuendo (ie ‘we’re all in this together’, ‘bop to the top’ etc etc), you drink. Last Christmas I got so shitfaced with my sister doing this.
The last tv drinking game I played was during the Vice Presidential debates with Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. The “you betcha’s” and “mavericks” were flying. The woman actually winked! (shot!!)
I’m adding this Twilight version (f*cking awesomeness btw) to the festivities my sister and I have planned leading up to the NM premier. Much like a Royal wedding, it will take about 2 weeks to complete all our plans!
@woodstock, my kids went through a HSM phase and I had an informal drinking game going on… drink while the movie is on!!
You mean like this?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/ignora67/Rob/128883998305363644.jpg
That was @woodstock… btw.
Ok… lied. It was @sarahjm28… geez.
Im adrift on a sea of bliss, had a Robdream last night….we were playing monopoly and having a great time… I need professional help even my subconcious is twisted…
when I woke up it reminded me of VCG’s Confessions of a Robblogger famous ‘Youre not Rob’ major disappointment when I looked over at BH
LMAO!!! See, now you know how I felt. I don’t think I’ve ever tried to get back into a dream so fast as I did that night.
c.hejhehehehe rob owns my add…hehehehhehhe oh i wanttnat have your what?j
ba ba ba bab barana…ba ba ba..ba ba barbra barabra anne………OH BA$EBARANN PLEASE TAKE MY HANDDDDDDD NBARBARANNNNN….YOU BOT ME ROCKIN AND an rockin..rob ahs me rocking ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba rrannnn. hjehehehehehhehehehheheh how dous fluffyyyrwirte so wo seel dr4unk? i cannot do it…..hahahhahahahahhahahahahahh ooooooooooooooooo i love myh hot poackets, but love robs hotpocket moreeeeeeee oh robbbb you havce me acrazy.v od i luove you robbyyy have myb aby baby…robbbb hahahaahahah oh shut up. hahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah i eilleill shit will regret this in the morrrninggggg. lollllllbuahw2whwhwhhw ow ow w owwwwwwww havin myq baby w3hat a lovelyh way of sayin how mufh yuou lov4e me. hahahahhahahah lousy song….hahahhafuck me rob.
ahahhahahah lousy song….hahahhafuck me rob.\
play misty for me roblahahahh ha hahhah a
pj fs,mrvfocus…..sman damn mouse moving..eoh robbyh. yhou are themost sbeatuiful man in theinrie rowlr wor.d.l hahahhahahahhhhh help meeeeeee i can’t stop thinkinn bout robie he’s os so beautiful i just lve him don’t u/;? hjhohh hwo how can some boyd look that beautiful? i love u robby. please come out and playu we misss uu don’t we gauirls?”lk somebudy stoop me i feel so gosd it i love u guys. love me baakJAG is a wondfulperson. beewoell gja jag. be well jag. forgive meeei ue started it tongith. i am not ahevy drinker and so finishing otu 13 pack is nottt jormnormal 4 moii loehehehe robbbieeeeeeeee whereeeeee are u..kristehn gen tof get off robbie so he can cum out and play. miss him wo..sodon’t u/ he’s nedss to cum outt please robbieeec ocomcome out and play…ldkkkdamn mouse. wonntt stop moving. help emme i luve u guys. forgive me fro my trnagessions…and forvgive my hahahahahahahahahhaha dear lord. ahahaahhaa rob helll me go…au buss waitning no reservation meaeded. hahahahahahhahaha i luve gu u guys.
This is fantastic lmao!! I can’t believe I hadn’t thought about this already. I’ll be letting my tb know about this game asap.
Thanks for the laughs, this site ALWAYS makes my day. Keep up the the f*ckhawtness
P.s so glad my local store had a knicker sale recently :O
Wicked game, will get my drink on tonight to the fuckhawt commentary.
Haven’t listened to it for a while, so should be a hoot !!!!
xxxx
So I was reading the exchange about ATR’s imminent trip to Oz (couldn’t be arsed to find the top of that to reply !!) and, see, that shit is funny right there! Leisha, the Hostess with the Mostest LOL! Good luck with that ATR … hope you make it home intact, without recourse to a liver transplant!!!
Yeah, we’ve been posting off and on all night, and even we’re losing track haha
Grrrh, all the best stuff happens after I go to bed …. can’t you guys all move to England so I don’t have to stay up all night LOL??!!! I promise I’ll take you all on a pub crawl in Barnes!
LOL. I have a better idea. Since Unleishd and I are only 3 hrs time difference from each other, how about you move to either Oz or NZ, and then you’ll be in the right time zone
That’s not such a bad idea BlackRose, could quite fancy NZ (a little more refined than Oz) *ducks to avoid flying missiles* Just kidding you wombats … but I prefer the All Blacks to the Australians (even though we kicked OzAss in 2003 – and for any Americans, I’m talking Rugby Union here, best sport in the world) Anyway, the current UK Government has f*cked us all quite royally, so a new life in NZ does actually sound appealing – are there any jobs?
Oh, wait a minute, that’s about 10,000 miles too far away from ANYWHERE that Rob’s gonna be, so scratch that, I’m staying put, living near his mum and dad and working near his old drinking haunts (where there are a LOT of dumpsters) so I can at least include an element of reality (and hope) to my fantasies of meeting him.
FluffyLiz,
You’ll take us on a pub crawl in Barnes?!? Damn it! I’m coming to England!
Hey AtR!!!
Are you ditching me now?!?!?
*hmph*
Ha Leisha – you can come too! So far I think that’ll be Nora, Mimi, ATR and you. Hmm, Surbiton is way too refined (as is Barnes) for a Super8 Hoor-tel, but we do have a YMCA …. which has food … and a MackyDs !!!
FluffyLiz
OMFG!! A McDonald’s and NO Super8 Hoor-tel? and a YMCA WITH food? WIN WIN WIN!! LMFAO!
Jesus Fluffy!!!! I was coming *ahem* anyway!!! Thought I’d just invite myself along!!!
Who could pass up a Macca’s AND YMCA?!?!?! LMFAO!!!
Liz – I hate rugby *ducks from flying NZ missiles*. People are too obsessed with it here. Damn national sports.
Only redeeming factors of the All Black? Dan Carter and Richie McCaw. Dan Carter is the model for Jockey Underwear over here – smokin’ hot bod. Nuff said!
JAG this is just too funny. Last night I actually watched Twilight with the commentaries so I was LOL while reading your instructions. You are so spot on!
This said, I won’t play this little game because my drink limit is 2.
But have fun ladies!
Woohoo, skanked out of the office for 20 minutes under the pretext of having to deliver a file to our HR dept in another building, and took the opportunity to buy a copy of this month’s Empire movie mag (thanks for the heads up Sarahjm28).
There’s an article about NM and a big poster of Edward. I’m not usually that bothered about TwiRob, but I am desperately trying to fight the temptation to break out the BluTak (no thumb tacks will sully that baby) and stick him up against … um, ON the wall, ON the wall … sheesh! However, my boss is flying in from Prague today, and he has already looked askance at my screensaver, so maybe not such a great idea (he already thinks I’m a drunken, foul-mouthed old slapper, no need to give him further reason to roll his eyes at me!)
You’re only as old as the man you feel Liz. So given the opportunity, I’d be guessing that you’d be feeling 23
.
Just tell your boss that your screensaver keeps you young hehe
Ah BlackRose, given the opportunity I would love to be feeling 23 …. *sigh* As for my boss, I think he has a really hard time remembering that I’m only 5 years his junior. He’s a good guy, but I don’t think he’s ever met any women like me. I make him laugh all the time, but he still believes I’m a drunken slapper (this is not, incidentally, a million miles from the truth so I can’t actually fault him there).
For anyone who can’t get Empire, btw, here’s a link to the article. The poster is the pic of Edward at the end.
http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=25973
WOW!!!!!
Have you girls SEEn this video?? It is amazing! I really wish I could make vids like that.
you’re right—the effects in this video are really amazing—truly beautiful—& the music supports the mood bigtime—thanks for the posting—<3
Thanks for the vid Heidi, it’s amazing. I am always impressed by these kinds of vids, they must take so much work and effort, and this one is stunning.
That made me cry!! The song always gets to me but combined with the visual, sheesh, blubber, blubber, sniff. It’s beautiful, Thanks for sharing Heidi.
Wow Heidi, thanks for sharing that. It’s so beautiful.
Thank you for sharing Heidi. It was so touching and mesmorizing. BTW I love your videos. Hope this one inspires you to make another one soon.
Omg! That was so beautifully made and so sad. Really captured Bella’s pain for NM. Gah the apple thing and the snow omg! I am crying now. Thanks Heidi. <3
Crikey, just been spooked by my office calendar! Forgot to change it to October yesterday, just done it today. It’s some contractor calendar with rather nice land- and cityscapes. So, just turned it over and the picture is Mt McKinley in DENALI, ALASKA !!! I didn’t even know it was a real place!
I’m trying to kid myself that it’s meaningful and prescient – that maybe it means I’ll meet Rob … do you think he’d enjoy playing the Twilight drinking game (teehee)? I’m just thinking about what I could do if I got him drunk enough (hmm, he’d need to be BLIND drunk, which would probably render him unconscious, but I guess that could be accommodated).
Dude (sorry – not to sound like Hard-douche, but I do say it naturally) – Fluffy – I find signs like that everywhere! Magical thinking, baby – ain’t nothing wrong with that. This site is full of magic – Heidi’s bus encounter with DoppelRobber, jochiffy’s random encounter with RAoR girl, my medicine man much less all the talented ladies here (who I think are magic). I think it IS a sign.
Another sign (of what, not sure) – I was in fla for a family emergency last weekend (no internet, gah) and there’s a group that plays (very infrequently) foreign films and limited release indie films, and you’ll never guess what was playing… Little Ashes. Srsly. Of course, couldn’t go (sigh), but it was like the cosmos was trying to tell me to remember Rob and RAoR even in crazy times. I guess. Do I sound crazy?
And also – can we all have a field trip to London when Rob’s there? Can we crash at your pad? Would totally sleep on the floor (or pass out, whatevs). Would pay for alcohol? Yeah? Mwah.
Haha MyRobbie – Maybe you’re right and it is all magic …. maybe we’re all living in the same Twilight Zone (I’d forgotten about your weird medicine man outside the grocery store LOL!) So if you’re crazy I guess we all are!
As for coming to London, I ain’t putting anyone up cos I haven’t done any housework since Rob stole my life in April so it’s well skanky!! But, as I mentioned to Leisha and ATR, there is a YMCA and a MacDonalds. And MyRobbie? I don’t actually think you have enough money to pay for all the booze a bunch of RAoR girls could consume in a weekend!!
LOL my boss went to Alaska on a cruise with her hubby in June for their anniversary and she said they went whitewater rafting in Denali. When she told me that, it was all I could do to ask her if she saw Tanya and the rest of the clan, LMAO…
“Face down, butt in the air”. That’s the way I always end up when I drink, though I have to say it would be more fun to be in that position with Rob around.
Let’s face it Tiff, with Rob around, it would look like a human bike rack!!!
JAG, babe—great game, but—the rules are so friggin’ complicated you can just pass me the goddam bourbon bottle—i’ll play drink along (a game in which i hold a black belt)—however, from the ruckus at the top of the page it sounds as if the Ladies of the Night are all working on black belts of their own—may have to do a second bottle to defend my honor (after that the stop lights on every corner start to twin & the single line in the center of the road twins too)—great post—JAG is blessed with inventive Robgenius—laughing/ed mfao—ta-ta—xxooxx
“Ladies of the Night”
LMFAO! Believe it or not, we were sober when we were doing that!
Yep! Completely sober! *facepalm*
ATR – you should be glad I was sober. It could have been so much worse had I not LOL.
take a sip every time YOU picture Rob naked or YOU think about banging him…uh oh GAME OVER! Face down, butt in the air…
lmao OK THAT’S ALL DAY FOR THIS ROB SLUT!!!
SO FUNNY!!! MY FRIENDS ARE ALL IDIOTS I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU GIRLS!!!!
I’d be under the table in a matter of minutes. Since that thought runs through my mind about every 5 minutes.
Yeah, I may have a problem.