Okay so it’s late, I’m tired and so I’m bustin out a Google giggle post…what the f*ck are people thinking when they Google this shit LOL
Come on over big boy, let me help you with that shirt....RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP oops my bad!
RAoR Wack Google Search Words
twimoms - huh? yea so you’ re seriously in the wrong spot. I think most of us have been kicked off discouraged from visiting any and all twimom sites LOL (even though we may in fact be moms)
lust - getting warmer, you may in fact be at the right website
is robert pattinson well-endowed? – um seriously? LOL oh I can answer that for sure. coughhowthehellwouldIknowcough
robert pattinson tim hortons - coughCanadianGooglerforsurecough teehee
more Google shizz after I grab my timmies…
You want me to sign your what?
hot 23 year old guy – yes and yes please
eric bana - Random Acts of Eric. Maybe not but he’s still DAMN FINE.
zac efron happy trail – oh hella NO she diidnt! Wrong leave now…your looking for the Disney website! PS he’s waxed smooth like a 10 year old boy ain’t no happy on that trail!’
robert pattinson in MY the bed – a girl can Dream right, yes she can every night if she’s lucky.
pap test instruments <—— speechless
robert pattinson handcuffed – someone’s been reading some TwiSmut, maybe The Dominant
veray veray sexual activities girls – *hands this assclown a f*cking dick-tionary*
leather pants - RAoR is a Rob in leather pants FREE ZONE. It will not be condoned here gah *must not visualize leather pants on Rob must stop*
smoking by the dumpster – LMFAO yes when we are done we will be smoking by the dumpster. PS That would be a kick as name for a BAND right?
robert pattinson bady – if you can’t spell it, you can’t look at it! au revoir!
jacob two two porno <——again speechless
Rob needs to wear more red *le sigh*
twilight” audition tapes” robert pattinson – seriously if I had these I’d be one RichBitch! Those audition tapes are priceless.
how to create the porn lip look – LMFAO I may look this one up myself
virgin seduce old man – um huh? yea no virgins here *looks around* nope
robert pattinson official website – yes I am the official website of Robert Pattinson AssCandy. as if and whatev LOL
fuckable rob pattinson - as opposed to non-f*ckable Robert Pattinson? yea doesn’t exist…
oldjapan fuck - what the hell were you looking for?
dress up rob pattinson – if you meant UNdress Rob Pattinson YES you are home!
WTF??? Pap test instruments???? LMFAO!!!!
Vort for JAG…
http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/fan-series/twilight-saga-fans
Leisha
you and I are sooo on the same page girl,
RobCatUK….
Scary huh??? hehehe
calling Dr Rob for an internal exam!
*gone so gone *
off to work now if I can get my mind out of the gutter
bye
gaaaahhhh!!!!
*thud*
Talk soon!!!!
OMG!! Seriously WTF?! I’m totes speachless. I think I’ll just vort instead.
F*ckery!! I hate when I make spelling mistakes. Well that’s enough wine for tonight. I’ll continue my drink fest tomorrow. Night night all, chat with you in the AM.
Why the heck would someone want to google pap test instruments?! lol. Some people really need to get out more.
Vorted!!!!!!!!!!!
pap test instruments?
*thud*
oh THUD for SURE…
wow…
Funny post JAG!
I have to say that we are all a bit stir crazy waiting for all the NM interviews to start! Why else would we watch late night TV? Probably the only reason that over half of us watched the VAMs? Right?
GAH! Can’t wait for the interviews to start so we can see some live action of him running his fingers through that hair again!!!
mmmhhmmmmm…
don’t forget that precious porn pucker… sweet alliteration there! **pats self on back!**
more jaw porn, more finger porn, more robporn… gawd, I miss it! LOL
Epic post, JAG….I knew you’d come up w/something good! LMAO at your post… Dumpster Band a WIN! Hey, where’s our shirts??? LOL!
Thanks for a 1:00 a.m. giggle….went to bed, couldn’t sleep, and I’m BACKKKK!
Jizztyping, too….
“*hands this assclown a f*cking dick-tionary*” – Brilliant retort!!! BAHAHAHA!
“Pap test instruments”?!?!?!?! – WHAAAAA’cho say???
“leather pants – RAoR is a Rob in leather pants FREE ZONE. It will not be condoned here gah *must not visualize leather pants on Rob must stop*” – thanks for that JAG…I can’t take it either.
“smoking by the dumpster – LMFAO yes when we are done we will be smoking by the dumpster. PS That would be a kick as name for a BAND right?” – Yes it would indeed. Anyone care to join up??
What the HELL is “jacob two two porno”????????????????? And why are you looking for it?!
And last but not least…”virgin seduce old man” – Is Rob the old man in this senario??????????? Wow. Parents really need to watch what their children are looking at on the internet. Holy hell!
I’m up for joining the band! We can do a cover of “Choking on Dust” but make it our own version. Something like “Choking on___(eg. Rob, peen, jizz…).
HAHAHAHAH!! Excellent. Now I want to think of some more songs we could cover… This could be a fun game.
In terms of funny…ever heard The Turtles song “I’m cheif Kamanawanalea (We’re the Royal Macadamia Nuts)”?? It’s ridiculous. I’ve always thought someone should make a Robvideo to that. If I knew how…I would.
Oh, and we’d have to do a little “Personal Jesus” right? It would be our ode to JAG and the ladies here at RAOR.
Song 2 cover right? Just thought of the Bananasong by the Aggrolites…. Robnanasong…;-)
I don’t know that one! I just tried to find it on itunes, but it’s not there! Anyway I’m sure that would be funny as HALE.
HAHAHAH – I just found it on youtube!!!! PERFECT!
the Jacob one had me wondering…
Jacob tutu porn? that just doesnt sound right, like wrong on every possible level…not that i cant imagine him wearing one *evil laugh*
*le sigh* the holy audition tapes…not even sure if they exist for that matter but i sure as hell hope someone got them at a safe place, ready to share when necessary =)
Robsessed – I hadn’t even thought of a tutu until you mentioned it. Now I have, and now I can’t stop thinking of Jacob in a satiric take on Swan Lake.
Thank you. Thank you so much LOL.
Robsessed – Oh, I think I know where those audition tapes are. Safely nestling in the back of Cathy “Cougar” Hardwicke’s knicker drawer – I bet she whips those babies out every Friday night for a little bedroom entertainment!
Love your new AVI fluffyliz….
@blackrose26
anytime =)
I was actually thinking about making a tutu manip but then didn’t..
I don’t have it in me to google TayTay pics…I’d feel dirty-feel like it’s wrong =P
If I were Cathy I would whip them out every friday night too. Who am I kidding-they would probably never get put away.
“Safely nestling in the back of Cathy “Cougar” Hardwicke’s knicker drawer”
And if they can’t be found there they can certainly be found in mine!!!
Hey – we have Rob in leather pants at the Goblet of Fire premiere and he looked damn fine in them too!
*looks around innocently & bats mah eyelashes*
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I am totes a virgin! *circles my head in a Charlie-style halo* See?!
That was hilarious! I just love the fact that if people google search dumpsters they can find this Heaven full of PattinAngels. That in itself is made of WIN!
And lastly, I really wish I could see those audition tapes & see the raw sexualness of Mr. Pattinson. However, I feel as though if I were to ever gaze upon them, I’d become irately jealous of KStew for experiencing it first hand. I want unadulterated, raw, sexual passion with Rob. *pouts* Don’t say a word, I’m still medicated & hoping that’s the dream that accompanies me tonight.
Rob, go wild on me! *smirks*
JAG, awesomeness as per usual. You rock hawd, bb! Thanks for supplying the funny.
~Christina
P.S. Pap Test Instruments need not be spoken anywhere remotely near the vicinity of HHH. *cringes*
Shall we now address you as Virgin Christina? LOL! Nah, I don’t think so…..haha! You’re so cute!
LMFAO as always JAG!!!
assclown….priceless…definitely adding it to my list of expletives.
Thank Rob…newer actors like our Rob-a-licious, Erica Bana, and Gerald Butler seem to be ushering back in the age of the manly man! Been so bored with those girly boy-men who don’t even look like they’ve finished puberty.
Gerald Butler made a comment once regarding his confusion with how American women were fawning over his masculinity after he finished ’300′…saying ‘where I come from [Scotland], I look like all the other guys.’
The tantalizing idea of taking a sabbatical and flying over the pond did cross my mind a few times. *sighs*
Zac Efron….pleeaazzze!
Vorted for Jag!!
Hey Lainie,
Looks like you’re hooked on RAoR now huh??? LOL
Welcome to the club!!!
<3
thanks!
Secretly been hooked for awhile…as you know now via twitter.
Just couldn’t hold back my luv for the f*cking awesomeness of JAG and you wonderfully hilarious ladies any longer.
Jeebus, may need to alter vacation plans to include Scotland if they all look like Gerard Butler. Le fuckin’ swoon indeed.
“oldjapan fuck – what the hell were you looking for?”
*repeats to self* youdon’twanttoknowyoudon’twanttoknowyoudon’twanttoknowyoudon’twanttoknowyouDON’Twant to know
I know, right?
For a minute I was tempted to google that myself just to see what else would come up, but the images my mind conjured up were enough for me!
LMFAO! Jag, again you’ve cracked me up with your posts, Zac Efron- ain’t no happy on that trail, that is f*cking hilarious! Oh god who would ever think of Rob in leather pants?”gasp” That’s an image I could do without, time to think of something else…oh yeah, Rob in my bed…uuunngghhh….I hope I have some sweet Rob dreams tonight!
*sendin the RobbinAngel and DreamRob 2 SRL* Here ya go! Have em ‘workin’ hard’ in your dreams!! They need it! *stumbles 2 cold shower* It’s mornin already for me again…
OH THE HORROR!!!!!!!
I found a premier of Rob in *LEATHER PANTS*
ewwwwwwwww.
http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=69&pos=11
However, there is a positive side, he’s wearing RED.
To try and make up for the HORROR of Rob in the *LEATHER PANTS* picture above, may I present a beautiful picture of Rob from 2005 at the Dukes of Hazard Premier……DAMN he’s beautiful in RED. I AGREE….Rob should wear more red.
I was just talking about that this week and asked someone to find me pictures of him in the RED SHIRT (not the red jacket)…..and they did find them. He looks amazing in red….smooch to Rob! You have to look at the slide show to see the funny (but cute on Rob) black and white hobo shoes he wore with the red shirt…untied of course Rob style. So cute.
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=33&pos=5
Thnx 4 the RobbinRedness Chloe! I think I could do without the leatherpants… K Rob without pants in my head right now… Can a girl get a b*ner in the freakin mornin? LOL
Chloe…you HAD to go and show the leather pants….ugggggh.
WORST. OUTFIT. EVER. The stylist should be shot cause you know he didn’t pick that shit out himself…
Anyway, I’ll forgive you because of the lovely picture with the red button down and chucks.
Now there’s the Rob we know and love. So cute. So young. (So not worthy of People’s Best Dressed List). and yet still so effing lovable and adorkable. WIN.
HE HE HE….well, you know, as the outcast here I give you a little Rob reality check sometimes…heheheheheh. But the red shirt DOES make up for the red velvet jacket/leather pants and PIMP SHOES. hehehhehehhehheheheheh
OOOOOh yeah the shoes are bad. It’s all bad. Just bad.
Weird thing is…that was right around the same time wasn’t it? The stylist must have been hired by the HP people for just one night…then fired I hope.
And…I totally forgot about that pic from the Dukes of Hazzard premiere…good one!
Big, giant “NO” to that pic!!! Sexpenders, hella yes, Leather, No F*ing way….ditch ‘em in the dumpster (and one of us will be there to help you un(oops) re-dress!
HELL YES…..sexpenders outfit is one of my FAVORITE shoots. GAHHHH.
Dear God in heaven…..this picture is so fucking ADORKABLY CUTE! Like a puppet and so much personality he is amazing. Click on the slide show….so cute.
This is one of my FAVORITE outfits on him…..right down to the SEXBOOTS!!!!
Where oh where have the sexpender pants gone? SOB…… lol.
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=302&pos=3
PS…I made that CLOSEUP/face only picture of Rob in the black and white outfit I love as a new wallpaper. It is SO gorgeous as a wallpaper..so sharp and kissable.Repeat http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=37&pos=1
I’m takin the laptop to BED with that one on the screen. lol
Lawd have mercy-his hair just kills me. Sigh. The hair isn’t jelled, so you can run your hands through it and pull it back having sex with him. SIGH….tossled, long on top hair on Rob is a WIN! sigh.
I LOVE this shot of Rob in the sexpender pants with no jacket. It shows the shirt is short. Lift your arms baby and show off the happy trail….sigh. Such a cute outfit on our man Rob. He is the cutest fucking man on the planet.
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=302&pos=11
Hollywood Rob when he won that award-he was SO HOT that night. He looked like drunk/buzzed Rob that night. So many Rob faces that night-some even wickedly scarey looking-but still fuckhawt. THIS SLIDESHOW is really diverse-some bad shots and some amazing shots-but so many facial expressions-amazing. Each picture in this slide show-so strangely different all of em-bizarre. But unique. I love it. Even the not so pretty ones…
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=118&pos=85
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN…..this one DEFINITELY makes up for the “pants” one JAG and all hate….
Holy fucking a…..HAVE MERCY ON US ROB!!!!!!! (*&&^&^$^%#$%$#%$@@
Blow it up and SAVE this one! gahhhhhhhhhhh Yummy!
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=118&pos=20
Good Robbin’ Mornin’ all…
*pattin’ DreamRob on the ‘cheecks’*
Le Sigh, my dreams almost kept me awake last night…
anyhows, JAG Where do they come up with this nonsens? LMAO ‘Jacob two two porno’? nooooo idea!
The dumpster bit I actually get: we will all be smokin’ behind it when we’re done
‘robert pattinson in the bed’ I get one 2: I admit, my google search… LOL
And AngelJAG: Thank u sooo much 4 the heavenly smirky pic in the red shirt! Def need to buy me new panties! Anyone knows a good supplier 4 lots and lots of panties? They seem 2 go up in smoke since I’m reading RoaR and FF on a regular basis… (yeah I’m a confessionin Robaddict…and lurvin every bit of it WHOA!)
Here is a “only Rob would wear this” clothing ENSEMBLE……but as always, Rob is still fuckhawt.
He’s always been stunning. SIGH. But funny outfit.
lol
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=38&pos=0
Whoa StoliShirt-alert 4 this pic! He’s wearin it inside-out! *thud*
NO, REALLY??????? Inside out STOLI? I didn’t catch that! It’s the blue collarless shirt I was referring to that fucked up that outfit. Was that really the STOLI under that God awful blue shirt? Wowt…that’s how OLD THAT SHIRT IS! 2005 he had it. Maybe earlier even… I still say it was probably the first shirt he wore to a pub when he finally got to be legal in age to drink.
Fluffyliz….what is the first legal age a man can drink in a pub in England?
@ DreamySim1
OMFG!! It is the holy stoli. isn’t it? LMFAO!! God, I love that f*ckhawt, hobolicious man!
Yeah, and if he wears it back to front he can get another two to three days out of it!! Love that he’s a dirty little f*ker!!
@addictedtorob This is proof: the Holy Stoli is surrounding us, even when we don’t notice it!
Sayin a prayer to the Holy Stoli LMFAO
Luuurv to be the Holy Stoli: the places it been…the things it’s seen…*thud* *poof*
Chloe: You’ve got to be 18 to buy alcohol over here and get served in a pub. Different rules apply to restaurantsif you’re under age, but accompanying adults.
@RYG: Definitly wanna be accompanying Robness 4 this! Yeah I’ll be the ‘adult’ *snicker*
JAG omg can’t post laughing too hard wtf pap test instruments,old japan fuck,virgin seduce old man looks like my lil brother has been googling again he is a connoisseur of japanese gore and smut films.roflmao (i’m serious he has this one called tokyo gore police it’s just fucked up)
and the twimoms bit i was sent here by a volturi mom who said and i quote maybe you can get all the smutty talk and shirtless pictures out there and then not talk about it on the forum.lol.she got me hooked by giving me the link to the robsexytalk page i will be forever grateful to her cos JAG your site is awesome.
Yes, clearly we are a different breed of hoor over here than you’ll find in the twimoms forum!
I actually LIKE *THIS* outfit. Don’t know why…just like it right down to the shoes. He’s both Rob, but soft and huggable and it looks nice on him. I love him in white t-shirts too. But love the shoes. Back in 2005 he wore some real pimp ass shoes. Go back and look. LOL But THIS outfit I like. Look at the slide show of that event. His face and hair were SO CUTE.
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=37&pos=2
Same night…this is one of my FAVORITE face pictures of Rob from that 2005 era. SO gorgeous. Le sigh….
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=37&pos=1
I’m picturing myself FACING Rob while he’s wearing the black suede jacket above and slipping my arms inside his jacket and down with his arms. All cuddly and warm that jacket would be snuggled up with Rob to keep warm. GORGEOUS. Sigh. When was he not? Rob at 19 was just barely legal, but he WAS SAFELY legal….hehehehehhe. I’m lovin this outfit. I can’t help it, I love suede. Leather I hate, but black suede I love! SO CUDDLY CUTE he was and the scruff was already there! WOOF.
And DEAR GOD in heaven….at 19 he already had the “fuck me stare” down well. le sigh…..warm me up Rob, I’m SO cold….LOL Let me inside…..
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=37&pos=9
GAHHHHH….click this one to make it bigger. LOOK at Rob’s EYES. Holy mother fucker…..he’s beyond handsome….
The red shirt-Duke’s of Hazard 2005 premiere and the black suede jacket with the white t-shirt to the house of wax premiere have just about KILLED me for tonight. They all blow up huge and some SO CLEAR you just want to lick the fucking screen. And my GOD, look at the sweet, shy, blush in his cheeks and the freckles on his nose. le sigh.
I’m gone….I’m so glad I went back to find these and make them bigger…gahhhh Goodnight people…I have to go change my underwear…he’s ruined another pair. GAH
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=33&pos=23
@chloe7565: i’ll eat a broom if those pimp ass shoes aren’t blue suede—<3
Rob: “well…it’s one for the money….two for the show…three to get ready now fuck, fuck fuck..”. LOL
Oh. My. God. I am sick. SICK, I tell you!! “Curiosity killed the cat” Well, it fucking hell nearly killed me too!! I googled Old japan fuck. *cringe* Soooooooo effin glad i did NOT google the pics, cuz the description was mooore than enough. I need to bleach my brain. AAAAHH!!
With me, it’s like when someone says “Do not push the button”.. I fucking HAVE to push the button! Well, maybe this time I learned.
Wow. Need Robpics to erase all other images in brain.
Heidi, now I am laughing even harder than I was 5 minutes ago and I haven’t even finished reading all the posts. I’ll be sure NOT to re-google that one.
Yes, please don’t. I’m still cringing here. Even after watching The vampire Diaries (I do like me some vamps in the morning..) AND a little Little Ashes (Rob AND Javier? Me likey) I can not get Old Japan Fuck out of my brain.
Maybe I should make a vid or something. Maybe that would help. Total Rob focus for some hours. Yes. That might help!
@HeidiForReal—curiosity never killed this old cat & your reaction was a double dare—all i got for the effort was a google page listing japan porn—:-(
I got something about an old japanes lady li— no, I’m not gonna go there again!
*going to my happy place*
LMAO! Google Giggle post is the shizz! Where do peeps come up with this crap?
“Leather pants – RAoR is a Rob in leather pants FREE ZONE. It will not be condoned here gah *must not visualize leather pants on Rob must stop*”…………….
Uhhh…yeah. I totes agree with you on this one. I tend to love most of Rob’s fashion statements (or FAILments…whatevs, he’s always hawt regardless..and the clothes CAN be removed, right? *wink*) including the craptastic Old Navy dad shirt and the shiteous Nikes *ducks head* but gah! those pants are awful. I get embarrassed just looking at em’.
Rob,
Leather pants=FAIL, New Stoli Shirt=WIN !!
Just sayin’. <3 your face! (and your bod minus the leather pants or any pants for that matter)
xxx, AtR
I’ll ask JAG to *remove the leather pants picture*. The whole outfit is god awful funny. I couldn’t resist…..hahahhahhahahhahahah. Don’t shoot! BANG! lol
I’m so bad…..I never play by the rules…no wonder I’m always in trouble! LOL
Leave the red shirt (dukes of hazard premiere) picture if you are able to JAG.
The red shirt with the old hobo chucks is so Rob and cute as shit.
I saw the pic of him in the leather pants the other day, and I just about died……and not in a good way. I just thought, “Please say it wasn’t so!”.
I hope they were shredded, and will never be seen again!
I’m afraid now…on so many levels!! Are we truly associating here with dumbadds who’d google shite like that to get a Robfix? Papsmear intruments??? What the f*ks up with that???? I have been known to call the papz ‘papsmears’ as befitting the esteem I hold them in – but the only gynacology references officially allowed anywhere near Raor should be “tingly girl bits”, “Robgasms” or Fluffy’s supermassive black hole!!
And virgins? Give me a bloody break!!!!
Hear! Hear!
Smokin by the dumpster will get a you a direct ticket to RAoR..
OMFG I havent laughed that hard in a very long time…Im at work too shit…broadbands down at home…
I am going to pee myself…my shoulders are moving up and down and everyone is staring at me and I keep spurting out these noises as Im trying to strangle my laugh.
Im not sure but that might just be my favourite post yet…jacob two two porno…GAH!! where do these f*&ckers come from..
i better go be back later when its safe to LOL..
love you JAG you are THE QUEEN OF MY ROBLOVIN HEART!!!!!!!!!!
Pap test instruments?!?!?! LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Ya know, I just had the dreaded annual, but I’d gladly sign up for another if Rob would play doctor with me alongside the dumpster. Cig, please!
how to create the porn lip look…. huh ?! Wait a minute! Is that the same “look” us .. .veray veray sexual activities girls ..wtf?! would have after having a “go” with… f**kable rob pattinson (yea, nothing but) behind the dumpster…… oh yes I think it is the one & only “look” right after the hot sex just before we light up & start … smoking by the dumpster?!
OMG JAG, what f**kery!! LMAO
The only time I wanna’ see Rob in leather pants is if he’s bare-chested, holding a riding crop and standing next to my bed dangling a set of handcuffs!
Oh yes!! & wearing the leather CUFF … the CUFF musn’t forget the CUFF
OK, in that instance, I can deal with the leather pants
. But they have to be nicer than those ones that he wore, because they were not flattering lol.
jochiify…hahhaa..can I add to your fantasy that he also be SHIRTLESS? LOL Shirtless with the sexpenders and sexboots would work for me. Riding crop=WIN!
SPUNKME,
Can you repost the pic of Rob holding the riding crop that you recently posted?
Just the CUFF def JUST the CUFF… *poof*
Now, in that setting, leather pants would be very appropriate. *dreaming*
Here ya go Chloe. I shagged it, I mean snagged it when SpunkMe put it up (teehee).
http://twitpic.com/j2zpb
Yep, Jo…I’m with you! And the CUFF *GAH*……….
Yeah baby – the cuff – and if he had a slight buzz on that’d be nice too… oh, and a slight hard-on..jeezuz – did I say that out loud??
*THUD*
So loud… it’s like you’re shouting at me! LOL
yea, a slight buzz on, hard-on, me riding on rob’s lumber *oops;)*
And if he was wearing the puppydog eyes ala your avi that would be nice too!
What can I say, the image of a slight hard on in pants really got to me hehe.
Naughty! (Thats what He said
)
a SLIGHT hardon? Give me full on ….battle stations ready hard on! LOL
OK, I have a very important meeting in like 15 minutes, and you give me this???????????
thankyou thankyou thankyou
but how the hell am I supposed to concentrate on building codes and occupancy ratings now?
*THUD*
as for the audition tapes…
this is the closest I could come to them, oh well it’s almost as good…
I just LOVE the part when he opens his mouth and sorry, I love KStew and all but she looks so greedy lmao I mean, I cant blame her, I would have ripped his shirt off (and replaced it with the NewStoliShirt)
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n192/lukefanatic/rob/gif/kiss-1.gif
gah!!!
humminna humminna humminna…..GAHHHH. Lordy Rob…just suck me, tongue me and call me yo honey…. Never seen that gif slowed down THAT slow….SAVE. WIN! Robsessed…you always have the goods. ALWAYS! Thank you!
I love this!! It looks like she grabs his arm to keep it from traveling where it wants to go. LMAO. I would have let him go there for sure, camera or not!
i hate movables that end just at that point where the real action starts!!!—just read an interview with Rob in which he described the audition as 2 hrs of making out with Kristen on Cathy’s bed—true???
I know that there are plenty more comments to read, and to comment on………however…..I just can’t stop watching this clip. Seriously-I.AM.DIED.
@RobsessedMuch. 8 minutes. That’s how long I watched that clip. It’s like getting snagged by a snake (anacondaRob) charmer.
drrrrrooooolllllll
what a hot motherf-ker…
Ooo One of my faves! *gasp* IKR? haha
I read that they did this scene several times. They had to do it so many times because the first couple of times they did it, they were so hot all over each other, hands, tongues, everything was going. Damn! But Stephenie Meyer came in and saw it and said NO WAY! They can’t be doing this this early on in the Saga. She asked them to tone it down and do it over again. So, they tried again, but apparently were still too fuckhawt, so, they ended up having to use the B camera (tighter shot angles of their faces) for the end product of what made the movie. You can also hear Kristen in the final cut if you check after kissing Rob I think it’s around the second kiss in on the kissing scene ( you have to turn your volume way up to hear it), but she whispers between kissing him what sounds like “fuck”. GaH! I think I would say that too! Anyway, apparently, Rob and Kristen could not tone it down even when told to. haha And with tighter camera shots, I want to know what the hands, legs and other… ahem… parts… were doing that couldn’t be shown in the final cut. Uh-huh.
Oh and I love how when they inch back in the bed, how easily Kristen just slides on down into position. Looks like they have had lots of practice, so natural. haha
Damn!
expatzgeil
Yep, that’s pretty accurate from things I have read. Gah! Can you blame Kristen??? Who the hell wouldn’t want to make out with Rob for as long as possible upon meeting him! Kristen auditoned with like 3 other guys that day, but I don’t think they did kissing scene. But when Catherine saw what was happening between Rob and Kristen during regular audition scenes, she asked him on the spot to do the make out scene with her (Gah! CH is a dirty Cougar…I bet she posts on here annoymously..ok which one of you is Catherine Hardwiche??!! haha) So, Rob was not expecting to have to make out with Kristen, but apparently he didn’t mind a bit as hot as those tapes are that they had to be done 3-4 times. Catherine also told on him at Comic Con how he got so out of control with her that he fell off the bed in one of the tapings. GAH! Rob is an animal in the bedroom! I don’t think all the fan fic is too far off the mark really! THANK GOD! Rob is sex god extrordinaire!
And yes agreed that Cathy has those audition tapes in her bedroom and is wearing out her DVD player watching them every night she wants to get her dirty on with Rob. haha
Christ SpunkMe, that description of the audition has made me all wibbly wobbly and, well, not to put to finer point on it, moist in the nether regions. Rob really is a Sex God – no wonder CH has such a huge crush on him!
Oh f*ck me, major jizztyping (over excited and drunk!) NOT TO PUT TOO FINE A POINT ON IT is what I meant to say.
GoodGAWDHaveMercy!!! Is it really, really sick that that GIF turns me on? (Fanning myself….*POOF*)………
Hey Sus, as far as I’m concerned you’d have to be made of stone NOT to be turned on by that! SpunkMe’s YGMCTG is one of the hawtest fics on the net and that manip is just a small reflection of all the lemony goodness she writes.
Spunk – I keep thinking of your description of what you read about the auditioning, and then imagining myself where Kristen was…….and well, I don’t really need to say anything else about that, do I? lol
dammit spunkme you own my ass!!!
i need a very cold shower.
just thinking about how hot that scene was…shit what the f-k took Kstew so long to jump that boys bones in RL? Thank god she dumped Oregano dude. Rob is way way hotter….hotter than hellfire!
Hollywood Rob from October of 2008 RULES my “add” now. Rome Rob is HOT as hell, I agree, but for some reason “Hollywood Rob” just “pounds my tomatoes,” “shakes my bake,” “whips my potatoes” “licks my berries,” and “creams my coffee”. LOL GAHHHHHH He’s beyond sexy!
I had to have that one with the warm, soft, dead on staring eyes….as an AVI. I love the big SMILE Rob, but gahhhhhhhh. And that day he was so bizarre. I think he was sober going in and drunk coming out of that award show where he got the award. It was like so many Robs….evil and sweet. Imagine taking evil Rob to bed and waking up cuddling with sweet Rob. gahhhh
This AVI stays. woof. ———->>>
Have y’all checked out the new/old candids with the Red Shirt???
total win and my fav candids of Rob
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/09/newold-rob-pattinson-candids-in-hq.html
minus the Belle of course =p
and to avoid confusion once more…
I am not Goz =)
LMAO now I know how it feels to have people thinking you’re someone else, like for Goz stating over and over she’s not Rob, and now I’m saying I’m not Goz…who’s next in line? telling people they’re not me…
fun times =D
so anywho, I am not Goz, not part of robsessedpattinson.com (hell i wish lol)
I just happened to choose the nick on twitter when I started and kept it…it was before I realized there was a Robsessed fanpage and i can’t be arsed to think of a better nick =P
mmmm Rob looks freshly fucked and on his way home….lol He is the only man I’ve ever seen that looks even sexier the scruffier he gets. woof!
Red shirt is soooo WIN!
Robsessed83,
That must be a pain to have to keep reminding people that you aren’t gozde.
JAG, Your posts are just the best!
I don’t know which is the most hilarious–the searches or your comments…. “hands assclown…” lmao on that one
you know what, I can’t remember how I came to fine RAoR. It wasn’t even very long ago. Hmmm. Well, I am here now.
p.s. virgin seducing old man? is Rob the old man???? what?
Morning All!!
As always JAG, another brilliant post!
“Smoking by the dumpster” ….. I’d roll him one!!
LMAO JAG! Are you kidding me? WTF are people thinking? Scary that some of those get one here! I for sure do NOT want to google any of that shit, I will just come straight here and get my morning laugh!!!
Oh JAG – I think the “Robert Pattinson in the bed” one might have been little old me *stares at the ground, turning pink*. I was looking for the manip of Rob sitting up in bed, nekid (with the duvet hiding his dangly bits). I have it on my old laptop, which is a bit f*cked, so have been struggling to get it transferred to my work laptop and PC.
As for the “old japan fuck” – thanks for taking a bullet for the rest of us there Heidi, cos I’m a bit like you .. have to press the button that says “Don’t Press The Button”, so now I can avoid that particular f*ckery!
Oh, and just out of curiosity – WTF do the Twimoms talk about if it’s not Rob’s f*ckability (you’re right JAG, what else is there?!) I have an evil streak in me and have thought about having a look (a) to satisfy my curiosity and (b) to f*ck with their heads! I mean, what DO they discuss? His clothes? (That just makes me think about Robnana Nut Muffin jeans, free-balling, etc.) His looks? (I think: JawPorn, FingerPorn, etc.) His music (I think: Rob strumming his guitar, nekkid, on the end of my bed). KStew? (Thinking: YGMCTG!!) Nope, nothing about Rob that doesn’t make me think about shagging his sweet arse right the f*ck off!!
You know what, NOTHING about Rob makes me think pure thoughts. Absolutely nothing. I can’t even see a fucking pair of Raybans without imagining him with them on, and then the sexhair follows, and the jaw, and the black V-neck tee and so on.. *snaps out of it*
Nope, theres nothing about Rob thats not sexual. Even his fuckugly clotthes give me sexual thoughts. I imagine ripping them off him!
And I’m thinking, since they call themselves Twimoms.. Have they not SEEN Edward?? Helloooo? I will not go into what thoughts that character gives me.. Damn. All I can say is: They are sexual as hell!!
See? i’m jizztyping from only THINKING about him.
PattinAngels all—it is impossible to be Robsessed & not think ‘impure’ thoughts—first you see his face & then you check the crotch if the foto allows—then you pray for Robsolution, err, i meant ‘absolution’—<3
Oh god fluffy,
I’m reading YGMCTG now. The last few chapters. Lord have mercy that’s the hottest one I think I’ve read lemon wise. Rob has some kind of amazing stamina too because they “get busy” A LOT. Spunkme has a great imagination. Go girl!
Love it. I can see it all in my head. That’s kinda scarey, but also damned hot. She’s done a great job writing that story.
Ha Mimi – yeah, I often think that my English degree has finally paid off when I come here to RAoR and share with you guys my ability to swear and perv in an eloquent and imaginative manner!
Oops, this reply should have been to Mimi below *slaps forehead*
I started out at TwiMoms. haha Well, I was just a lurker. I never posted. But I haven’t been there in FOREVER.
I don’t think they would like me as perv as I am over Rob. haha.
And as for what do they talk about if not pervy Rob thoughts?
They mainly discuss him as Edward. They discuss news about the Saga, the books, the scenes, plots, characters of the books. They used to talk about watching the filming as well. They are not into the perv factor re: Rob, or Kristen or Kellan or Jackson or Ashley or Peter. And oh GAH! I think they would seriously call the authorities and report anyone if they talked about Tay that way. They are strict. They are Saga purists. I don’t think they even read fan fic. If they do, it would only be the T or K rated stories.
My r/l friend is like this actually. I have tried repeatedly to get her to read ff. She WILL NOT. I begged her to read Wide Awake. NO. I finally finally got her to read one. Guess what it was? No it wasn’t YGMCTG. Oh please! Heavens to betsy no way would she read my fic. haha But I did get her to read Dark Side of the Moon. Why? Because it stays within the Saga storyline and is rated T which as we all know is basically PG-13. So, she would fit in nicely at the TwiMoms site. She knows RAoR is the place for me. haha I don’t know whether she thinks that’s a good thing or a bad thing come to think of it. haha
Oh my God, SpunkMe, you started out lurking at TwiMoms? That is just soooo the wrong place for you (as you clearly discovered). You’re way too earthy and fun for those guys. I do wonder what they’ll do when the TwiSaga has finished. RAoR could theoretically go on for as long as Rob’s career – even if he eventually chooses to give up acting and go into music or writing or even directing, because it’s about ROB, not some 2-dimensional fictional character with a shelf-life.
Oh, and on the subject of “virgins seduce old man”, that’s kind of the opposite of RAoR, isn’t it? More like “Trollops seduce young man” !!
Jo – Thanks for giving my Super Massive Black Hole an honourable mention. Yep, you’re right, no virgins round here and (thankfully) no old men either!
Trollops?! Speak for yourself Liz LOL.
I am a bad bad trollop, and I wan’t me some young man (preferably 23 years old, born may 13, THIS tall, fuck me eyes, sexhair, amazing happytrail etc).
Oi. I think I should go outside for some fresh air.
Perhaps one of us could go onto a Twimoms site and start up some ‘innocent’ topics and then just go medieval-trollop on their adds! Wake them the f*k up! Suggested intro topics that Twimoms would love and that we could hijack would be…
1. Breastfeeding……gaaaahhhh!
2. Afternoon tea with Rob…..gaaah (quick handjob under the table while
passing the sugarcubes) or would you like LEMONS with that laaaaadies!
3. The sordidness of the portrayal of homosexuality in movies…..gaaaaahhh.
man on man action….hawwwt…wet Rob going the tongue…
Bahahahahahahaha!! Wake up Twimoms and smell the testosterone!!!
Jo, you’re a f*cking genius – I bow down to your brilliantly warped and salacious imagination. I particularly like the afternoon tea with Rob idea (defo with lemons LOL!) We could take bets on who gets told to bugger off first!
Perhaps they’d be partial to swapping knitting patterns for peen-beanies?
I’d pee myself getting kicked off of Twimoms! I’d totally have a t-shirt printed and wear it proudly (as Chloe once famously said) ‘tits to the wind’! lmfao!!
I’m in! Where is this forum? Or blog or whatever it is?
OMG, just read “peen-beanies”. Can’t stop laughing!!
Heidi, I seriously don’t think they’d let our skanky adds in! Anyway, nooooo…don’t go there gal… we’d have to launch some sort of offensive to snatch you back…like those parents whose kids get sucked into cults!
But what the heck, I’m always launching something thats offensive….
I’m staying here, babe, staying here. The twimoms does not sound like “my cup of tea”. yea, and now I can’t even think of TEA without having impure thoughts!
Yay!! They definitely don’t sound like mine either! I lurv the gutbusting laffs I get from you ladies…I always consider the day a WIN if I’ve peed my pants reading Jags post and then the comments! And no Twimoms if you’re lurking, I don’t need pelvic floor exercise tips! Raor = wet knickers = WIN!
Rob = wet knickers = WIN! Either way, colour me happy! I’m a Raorlifer now!
I wet my pants every day when at RAoR, but not from peeing, if you know what I’m sayin’..
…..andIthinkIdo!
Holy floodgates Batman!!
My sister-in-law has revealed her Roblust to me recently, in what was essentially a ‘behind the shed whisper’..I’ve been e-mailing her some of my Robporn stash ’cause shes late-to-the-partee, but her answering emails knocked my already half-mast knickers off! Put it this way, 21-Robpeen salute to anyone who can make me blush – and I f*king did! She’s a prime candidate for a Pattinslut. We head off on holidays together next week, so I’m takin’ my lappy ’cause I can’t live without my Raor/Rob fix, and I’m gonna’ give her the Raor-tour and show her how the other half live…bahahahahaha! This time next week she’ll be in Robheaven!!
Oh, you are gonna have so much FUN, Jo!! And she will be so welcome here, a fellow Pattinslut. Or was it Pattinangel? Same shit different name.
Yeah jochiify….
you are damned funny. You should do that. TwiMoms need their soccer mom minivan asses shocked out of suburban land. Give em the ole Tattward and BB stories and tease them about Robsten. They’ll run screaming!
Oh and those of you driving mini vans in ROAR….well, we know that you are just wolves in sheep’s clothing and are deviously dreaming about how to seduce Rob and do him in the mini van. LOL You guys are the NORMAL ones.
Don’t know about the minivans, but I AM a soccer mum. I’m actually a soccer coach. Believe it or not.. Haha.
I can see it now…
“Hey kids, go and collect shells or some shit while Auntie and I use the laptop to send Grandma some happysnaps from our holiday…yes, we’re laughing because Grandma is sending us jokes…no, we’re not sunburnt, we’re just a bit flushed with excitement from being in this lovely resort….no, that wasn’t moaning you heard, it was just the wind blowing through the palm trees….yes, Auntie and I did go for a little swim, that’s why we’re a bit wet and sitting on our towels…”
OK, so I did the unthinkable (couldn’t help myself) and Googled TwiMoms. Found TwilightMoms.com which was so dull I could feel myself aging right in front of the screen. There was even a piece about an (old) interview Rob gave about not liking to watch himself on screen, and it actually said that if you wanted to check out the full interview you should be warned that some of his comments were PG. Oh fuck me, no wonder they don’t like us! Also, not actually very much about Rob, it’s all about Twilight, which is, IMO, one of the least interesting things about Rob.
So you’re right Jo – no point even venturing over there. Fucking with those guys would be like ridiculing the mentally challenged … a bit cruel, and ultimately not very satisfying.
Oh, and rather spookily, when I tried to get back to RAoR using the Back button on my browser it completely crashed my internet connection so I think they put a hex on me !!!!
Heidi,
Dirty minds….keep us young. You go girl!
Well, nice to meet you wolf in sheep’s clothing! hehehe Reading Rob’s GQ in the soccer stands?
fluffy-
first off you have got the absofuckinlutely best vocabulary ever! Trollops? and the other day bollocks? Salacious?
awesome girl.
Secondly, I have borrowed your robfantasies and may I say they are working out quite well! I now have another one to add to the queue.
jo-
medieval-trollops? very nice. I may or may not use that henceforth in my everyday conversations.
Oh bugger, posted this reply in the wrong place !!
Mimi – yeah, I often think that my English degree has finally paid off when I come here to RAoR and share with you guys my ability to swear and perv in an eloquent and imaginative manner!
Mmm.. I was watching my own vid over at dailymotion, and wow! Just noticed that after the kissing gifs, theres a low whisper.. “Thank you”. It actually looks like Bella is the one saying it, and it REALLY fits in! Its at 4:04 in the vid:
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/HeidiForReal/video/xak7kg_you-make-me-feel_shortfilms
Or she COULD be saying: Tkae yo.. LOL Even better!
WTF?? Meant: THANK YOU..
No SEIOUSLY. What it should say, is: TAKE YOU!
Did I finally get it right now? LMAO
Hahaha, I think the batteries in my keyboard needs to be changed.
I ile your Jizztyping! LMFAO! *trying 2 stay in my chair for once*
*Whee!!* Now it’s contagous! LOL I meant: I LIKE your jizztyping… *my cheecks hurt*
ROFLMFAO!!
hahahahahaha Put down the sparklepeen and type heidi! hahahhaa
LOL! I love these.
Hey Everyone!!!
Don’t forget to read SpunkMe’s You Get Me Closer To God over at her LiveJournal page.
http://spunkme.livejournal.com/
Excellent read!!!
Oh…and don’t forget to review!!!
REVIEWS = LOVE = MORE CHAPTERS!!!!
Honest to God Unleishd I’ve been reading it all night! I’m up to chapter 6 part 3 now. WOW. Should I tell you my favorite position? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
NOT!
Manip ahead for YGMCTG lovers. Warning it is Robsten and it is not really PG-13. haha
http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/YGMCTG.gif
Jeez, that is one hot m-f*cker!
DAY-EM. Works for me SpunkMe! Is it hot in here?
Holy smokes! Spunk, I’m trying to stay away from YGMCTG until I have few unfinished FFs on my list, but manips like that make it extremely hard (that’s what she said)
Hey blackrose26,
Don’t stay away from YGMCTG!!!! Read it…..NOW!!! It’s fuckhawt!!!! Very juicy…
Go on…you know you want to….just do it!!!! You won’t regret it!!!
You know what’s funny? I have ALOT of people googling David Boreanaz and landing on my site. Like at least 50 a day. I made one post on David where some magazine was comparing him to Rob….
LMAO!!
Just wanted to say: If any of you are on msn, you can find me there too. heidiforreal@live.no
SUPERB!
and, JAG, your PattinAngels have really risen to the challenge—cried tears of laughter all the way through—truly a wild bunch—luvya—
Oh no *hands hiding face* Robert Pattinson Tim Hortons?? I googled that shit. No! I won’t be ashamed! *lifts chin in pride* I’m a good Canadian girl and as JAG said that picture is like porn to us. Rob fondling that familiar cup, bringing it to his lips, swallowing down the…
Well I’m off now to write a craptastic one shot entitled “Rob, Deb and an Empty Tim’s Cup”.
*snicker* I knew it was one of us <3
It IS Porn!
Its porn you can get through the drive thru!!!!
LMFAOOOO
I’m partial to “Old Japan Fuck” LMFAO
uh…..LOL….
Speaking of nipple rings…LOL….when my mom saw Dave Navarro on “INXS Rock Star”…she immediately got a crush on him. MY MOM: 60 something. Just goes to show you…..Tattward rules. Mom’s fire still burns…(scarey, but funny as shit). She shouldn’t have told me because I tease her constantly about it now and send her Dave Navarro pictures and videos. hehehe Now she says he may be a little to wild for her. DUH mom, you think? heheheh The teasing continues.
So who’s gonna photo shop the leather pants onto nekkid chest Robward and give him a riding crop *wink*
Give me the pics, and I’ll see what I can do! LOL
YES!!!! Don’t forget the handcuffs!
Should we give him Tattward nipple rings too?
FUCK I posted in the wrong place again! hahahahhaha
The comment above SHOULD GO DOWN (that’s what SHE said) below JAG’s post where she said: “who’s gonna photo shop the leather pants onto nekkid chest Robward and give him the riding crop”
the cuff! please don’t forget the cufffffffff!!!!!
I second mimi Add a cuff please, Heidi. Oh hell just put sexboots on him too while you are at it! haha
JAG-you rock.”Is Robert Pattinson well-endowed”…well, we do have our theories on that one.
Ok, so curiosity killed the *kitty*….I went to the
TwilightMOMS sight and it was boring!!!!!!!!!!!There is a little blurb in there about an interview with Rob and it says “Rob does make some PG statements in the article so just be warned before you check it out”. Hell no-we don’t do no sticking PG around here, that is for the ZacEfronaintnohappyonthattrail site.
I have confirmed what I already knew to be true….RAoR is my home and ya’ll are my family.(Even if you are a bunch of pervs-me too!)
RobsessedMuch,
You are a BRAVE WOMAN to sneak into one of the TwiMom’s sites….your findings…gahhhhh no surprise there. Quick, someone post the hottest chapter of Beautiful Bastard on there. Nope, we are not family friendly here…thankyouverymuch. Me? I’m trying very hard not to be XXX rated. I think I’m down to R at this point. I’m glad you made it out alive RobsessedMuch.
I knew I was in the wrong place when I saw them using “OME” in their comments on the TwiMom site. Yawn. Oh, and the first time one of them said “It’s all about Edward to me” I left. I can’t hang with people who are in love with a fictional possessive vampire. In real life he’d have a restraining order against him and he’d be wearing a wife beater. It was a great STORY but I don’t try to make it my real life. At all.
RobsessedMuch – Just saw your post about TwiMoms which I didn’t see before I did exactly the same thing, formed exactly the same opinion and quoted EXACTLY the same remark about PG comments – that is so f*cking spooky!
WastingTheMorning,
You SAID: ” In real life he’d have a restraining order against him and he’d be wearing a wife beater”
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all morning!!!!! That line was roaring laughter, eyes watering, have to pee funny! Thanks for that one!
“ZacEfronaintnohappyonthattrail site.”
HAHAHAHAHA! That cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!!
)
“Rob does make some PG statements in the article so just be warned before you check it out”
Soo.. Is that a BAD thing?? Hell no!! Bring it on!
I wonder what rating they would give some of the comments around here???I would give most of them a R(AoR) rating.