Let me Preface this post by saying that this will be the last time I beg ask Robert Pattinson to wear his new Stoli. After this, it will be a mere footnote in the odd post but don’t get me wrong Stoli watch 2009 is still on…I just plan on waiting quietly. Can I just say though, to all the naysayers, I think knowing Rob received the shirt and knowing he talked to Peter Facinelli about it already makes this story a WIN!
Soooo tooooooniee weerebreeeeeninyouuuuuu more Stoli stuff and the details on the twitter pounding it’s gonna take today after the gah…
So as many of you may know by now, Sam Bradley is playing 2 shows in the VanCity area, one tonight and one tomorrow night. There is a slim chance Rob would show up to tonight’s show because it’s on the island, a ferry ride away. There is a better chance that he’ll show up at Fridays show maybe with the stoli.
So today, if you’re twittering, make sure to add #NewStoliShirt to each and every tweet so we can trend this bad boy shirt WOOT!
Click here for more details on the pounding!
Some Stoli funnies for you <3 Special thanks to our very own Robsessed at RAoR for the Rob & Brit Pack Stoli Manips. The GIFs and Robward manips are for Jen at www.myrobertpattinson.com and to you guys <3
Stoli or no stoli VarsityRob is hawt!
The Gallery of Stoli Hawtness
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- Stoli or no stoli VarsityRob is hawt!
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- Bella Check out my new shirt
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- Hmm much better! YUMM
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- Stoli + happy trail = WIN!
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- That dude looks happy to see the Stoli too
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- DrunkRob a la Stoli
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- BuhBye shitastic Old Navy Dad shirt
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- just giggle *snort*
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- Loved Rob’s new shirt and had to get one myself
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GurlFriend!
OMG JAG! I love the first GIF but the one with Marcus, Bobby & Sam is just brilliant. F*cking love it!!
VCG
Agreed the gifs are so great! But I LMAO at the Triplet pic of Sam, Bobby and Marcus!!!
That is so friggin’ funny!!!!!!
VCG and Spunk
Agreed! Marcus, Bobby and Sam pic is f*cking hilarious!! LMAO!!
No disagreement here either!!! Love the pic of the boys!!!
Yeah, that one’s fabulous!
I’m with you ladies! That pic is hilarious!
Sam will love it for sure. JAG, be sure to tell Sam (when you see him perform this weekend) to come look at the RAoR site to see the manips you guys created of him and the others wearing the STOLIs.
Great work you guys! The more you look at them, the more you see what you guys have done. SO MUCH WORK. Brilliant!
lol maybe we should send all the boys one!
Is Rob wearing a TRENCHCOAT? He looks like a “flasher”. hehehehehehe That’s what I thought he should do at Sam’s gig. hehehhehee
Great post!
Well in my perving heart, I’m hoping that “FLASHER perv Rob” (in the first GIF above) wearing the “trenchcoat” with the stoli shirt underneath……..with any luck, he’s not wearing any PANTS! LOL
Glad you SLOWED the GIFs down JAG. Now he doesn’t look as much like a flasher as he did when Rob was opening his shirt really fast. LOL
OMFGahhh, JAG, I’m seriously laughing my ass off. This is so fucking WIN! EPIC WIN!
Happy Birthday, FP! <3 u, bb!
I can't to pound Rob & hope he pounds me just as hawd! Oh wait, we're pounding the shirt…. oops!
Still having a pretty shittastic week, migraine included, but things are starting to look up.
~Christina
Ehhh, fucking meds, I meant “can’t WAIT to pound”
Oh, I started trying to read CW & IA! Through my medicated stupor, Tattward is hawtness for sure. Boy don’t I love a twisted, foul-mouthed, badass motherfucker.
Hey girls, hey Christina!
I’m today, too…migraine, feeling sick etc.So I’ll stay in my bed today with Tattward!!
Wow, that’s really a HOT one!!
I can’t wait for the pounding to begin! Sounds like my kind of party…
Thanks Babe
Feel better guyz.
Migraines suck, get better soon bb
I’m f*ing crazed about Tattward…..so HAWT…Sorry about your migraines, girls…feel better! Hopefully, Tattward will rub your head for you!
LMFAO! Another excellent post JAG (and Leisha and AtR yesty – sorry, I was late for that partee).
Even though I like the Old Navy shirt, that pic is much better with the Stoli. I will be tweeting in the hope we see some new pap pix.
And happy birthday FP! We owe you so much for the lovely pix you have given us over these months, on Twitter and now at Thinking of Rob. We should vorte for her too on the twitterwall, ladies!
I’ve died and gone to heaven! If he doesn’t wear it, I’ll still die one slap happy bitch just from seein the manips that are JUST AS FREAKIN AWESOME DOOD!!!!
So much love for the Stoli. Thursday is a huge day! I’m crossing all my digits and even wearing my hair in a braid! LOVE YA JAG! thank you bb.
Happy Birfday FP!
I’m rooting for you, girlfriend! I think that when he wears it (notice I said when… I’ve seen The Secret, you know… lol), the internet will completely shut down. Not just Twitter… the whole freakin’ thing. Major meltdown…
I’ll cross and braid everything I have, too.
myrobertpattinson,
Are you the woman who created the web site dedicated to Rob’s music? It’s AMAZING! I really love the start page too with the shadow of Rob singing and playing guitar in the pub! LOVE IT. How sweet of you to create such a site. All the fans of Rob’s music now have a place to gather thanks to you. GREAT STUFF! Good luck with the site!
We already WON! We know he has it and he talked about it!!!! If he busts it out in public then thats icing on the cake
JAG-
You’re friggin hilarious girl! LOLOL
I freakin’ love the Stoli Triplets… He, can we get away with calling them the “three amigos” or the “three wise men”?… hmmmmm… WISE MEN!
I wonder if they’re kind of like the Cheetah Girls (stay with me, here). There were four of them, then one went off (Raven whatsherface). But the fourth one comes back sometimes, and it’s all good.
Yeah, it’s lame… but it came into my head for some reason. I’ve got my overcoat on, so have at it with the tomatoes. I’ll just pretend I’m in the front row of a Gallagher show (who, fyi, I have actually seen in person… and it was a freakin’ riot!).
The saddest part is, I’ve never even seen any of the Cheetah Girls movies, but stupid Disney Channel plays the ads for them so often that I don’t need to.
stoli-triplets = WIN!
as if there were any way to make those boys look any better…
triple THUD!
F*cking brilliant JAG. LOVE the first GIF, but all of them had me LMAO!
Stoli and happy trail is indeed WIN!
Happy b-day FP!
Belated Happy Birthday, FP! I’ve had such a weird day…..Hope you had a nice day.
JAG…did #NewStoliShirt ever trend? Was fun trying, if not!
Love the gif and all things StoliShirt!
xoxoxo to JAG
Hahaha, great manips! The “Bella Check out my new shirt” pic was so hilarious I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Peolpe at school keep asking me why I’m in such a (damn) good mood every morning. Well, it’s all your earning!
Oh, and happy birthday, FP!!
Hi Heidi *waves*
I forgot to add that in my post too!! Gesh!
Happy Birthday, FakerParis!!! <3, AtR
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*chanting*
Stoli, Stoli, Stoli…….Come on Rob, throw on the damn shirt on already! It will be a WIN WIN situation. You’ll look f*ckhawt in it (uhhh…you look f*ckhawt in anything or nothing….gaaah! Whaaa? *slaps self*) and you’ll be able to thank Jen and JAG and all the other twitter gals properly and we’ll all watch in awe and black out! See….WIN WIN…
LMAO JAG, at your awesome Gallery of Stoli Hawtness!! Holy Shitzz…..FakerParis’ birthday shout out had me ROTF..
and whoa!! VarsityRob WITH the Stoli on is the ultimate of all f*ckhawtness.
I’m in on pounding Rob (OMFG!!)…errr….pounding #NewStoliShirt…Great post JAG!! I hope he wears it!! *fingers crossed*
I’m in on pounding Rob!!!!
I’m totes in on pounding Rob!
Oh I’m all over pounding Rob but I suppose I’ll settle for pounding #NewStoliShirt instead *sigh*
I’m into pounding Rob while he’s wearing the new Stoli Shirt!
I’d pound Rob in the Stoli shirt, too, if that’s his thing… but I’d rather he NOT be wearing it…
Hey, I’ll pound Rob whatever way I can. Stoli shirt or not. I’d rather he take it off and keep the shirt clean though lol.
i had tears in my eyes over this one…brilliant…bigs cheers for Robessed83….JAG….LMFAO just doesn’t cut it
*bows down*
you know I was just delivering the goods, JAG is the one turning them into a win =)
glad you like them =D
I am now off to read the Tattward update and then use my precious 3 days off work to create a new one myself =P
and you will be the first one to see him!
<3
oh and Jag, fucking love what you made out of this…your gif's are pretty amazing, I didnt dare touching animated ones, pics are a big enough pain most of the times lol…so thumbs up and let the pounding begin =D
oh and Happy BDay FP =)
Your manips are so made of WIN I couldn’t have done this post without you <3
*beams*
Thank you Jag, really THANK YOU!
your gifs are pretty awesome too lmao and I may have said it before but
‘Bella check out my new shirt’
OMFG
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
seriously, I can’t keep it together when I look at it
the whole thing is just pure comedy, really deep and shit *giggles*
Double Win =D
<3
I don’t have twitter, but I almost feel like getting to be in on the action. We girls from the forum are also watching and waitng and hoping, Rob. Love the manips! And I love all the funny comments even if I don’t post much here.
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LMFAO! Jag, those pics are brilliant! I love the Sam one “loved Rob’s new shirt and had to get one myself”, that’s so funny
Ok so what happened to my avi?
I see it just fine… you can’t?
Not my new one. The monster is back.
You’re avi looks juuuuuuust fine 2 me girl! finger- and jawporn with beanie in one pic: WIN
Sorry if me callin everyone ‘girl’ is offending somebody… just a habit…
No, I see the new one… smiley Rob w/finger action.
SRL… maybe you need to clear out your cache or something…
I don’t see your avi SRL. With the way the girls are commenting on it, I feel like I’m missing out lol.
Now that I’ve cleared my cached (actually, I accidentally deleted my whole browsing history, not just the damn cache, so then I had to log back into everything – gah!) I can see you f*ckhawt avi!
I am still laughing. Christ. My sides hurt. This is just priceless!!
JAG… you are a masterful gif maker. Your awesomeness knows no bounds.
I love the Three Amigos. FrenchRob is right up there, too. Ah, who am I kidding… it’s almost impossible to choose… so I won’t.
Happy Birthday, FP! Thanks for all you do for us. You’re an awesome dudette. ♥♥♥
Sam, Bobby and Marcus almost look like a boyband in the shirts! LMFAO!! ‘The Stoli-Bro’s'!
JAG, epic post, laughing every morning like an idiot!
Gonna tweet my #NewStoliShirt – mantra all over the twitter! Vancitygirl and Spunkransomlover are goin’ 2 the show aren’t they? Girls: Stoliwatch is on in full force! I’ll keep my fingers crossed (when it comes 2 Rob I won’t cross my legs, sorry, physically impossible) Returnin’ 2 the great new chapter of Tattward-hotness…. *stoli…stoli…stoli…stoli…stoli*
(wouldn’t it be funny if he would wear the old stoli? Any stoli is a win in this case for me)
If he shows up and wears the old Stoli… then I’d think he’s just messing with us. Such a ‘Rob’ kind of thing to do.
Wasn’t there a specific time we were supposed to be pounding, JAG? I thought I read that one one of your posts last week… or not.
Pounding? Rob? What? when? where? I love to pound Rob! *poof*
Get in line, girlfriend… get in line…
Stoli-Bros – LOVE IT!
Dreamy – I am going to Sam’s show tomorrow night and I’m hope SRL is coming as well. We are officially on Stoli watch
And of cours happy birthday FP!
“extra sweet Stoli covered satisfaction”
I wouldn’t mind being covered in Stoli… but only if a certain hobo will lick it off me.
JAG roflmao omg that is f*cking hysterical love that you found a way to get rid of the old navy dad shirt.
happy birthday fp.xxxx
Don’t forget to Vort for JAG!!!!
http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/fan-series/twilight-saga-fans
hehehe
YEAH and vote for ninapolitan too and your other fave bloggers
LMAOOOOOO these manips are fantastical! Especially the animated ones -much respect!
I hope he wears that damn shirt already. C’mon Rob!!
The aussie Rob site http://www.robertpattinsonau.com posted this video of Rob in Japan. It’s probably old, but it’s nice to see the pictures and the moving footage of Rob too.
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Oh JAG you are the master of the photoshop girl.
I have been LMFAO!
My favourite may be Stoli + Happy Trail = WIN
theres always room for more Happy Trail in my perved out Roblovin head..
loved the slurry intro too first class!
100% awesomeness Jag, you crack me up.
Stoli + happy trail = WIN!….FREAKIN. EPIC. WIN !!
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Awww thank you so much JAG, love it! <3 you girl. Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes
I love the pics you made of Rob with the Stoli lol. And the Brit pack one is hilarious!
Hilarious, gah I hope he wears it soon! I saw on Twitter you’re reading EP – hope it owns you as much as it owns me, I’m totally in love with this story. Plus, you picked a good time to start, I had to wait for AGES for the UST to end and today’s chappie was the big one.
It TOTALLY OWNS MY ADD! Cant wait to blog about it.
Morning Ladies!!
Another fab post JAG – thank you x
Question: Is this wrong? ……. Driving into the almost deserted supermarket carpark this morning, to purchase random provissions, I noticed a shiny silver volvo and automatically parked sooooo bloody close to it, I had to practically twist like a contortionist to get out of my my own bloody car!!
Bugger!! I need to get out more!
That’s normal =)
I totally almost had a heart attack when a silver volvo passed me only to realize that the carplate read *…-RP 009*
Thought I’m totes gonna lose my shit right away and yes, that’s when you realize you got serious issues =P
Hehe, I feel the same whenever I see a Volvo…Some days ago one of those shiny silver sleighs was parked not far from my home. I just had to stop next to it with my car, turn down the window and take a photo with my mobile…*lol* Hope nobody saw me…:-D
Just finished reading CW&IA…wow, it’s so good!!! *sigh*
@Rob’sYorkshireGirl—think of Rob every time i get into my car—it’s (what else) a Volvo—LOL—<3
mmm Volvo’s and now convertible Porche’s. Had a meeting with a new client Monday and he drives a convertible Porche – just not that cool aqua color like Robs. Anyway, spent an inordinate amount of time staring at it, and wouldn’t you know that right before my eyes, it changed color and suddenly Rob was in the drivers seat? WOW. Seriously big issues here.
I took a picture of my kids beside Edward’s Volvo a few weeks ago! They look for it while I’m driving and know the difference between the book Volvo and the movie Volvo.
See for yourself…
http://twitpic.com/iy2i9
OMFG JAG!! I just showered my computer with coffee!!! This is freakin hilarious!! You have such mad skills, I can ALMOST forgive you for covering shirtless Robward!! And thank the LORD you did not cover the happy trial! I can’t decide which pic is the funniest, I can’t stop laughing. You rock my world JAG.
I cried while covering Robwards chest and manfur heehee
JAG! First you cover the RomeSexHair with the beanie and now this! Okay I’m just pretending to be mad. “Bella Check out my new shirt” too funny!! Bella’s response “Umm Edward, kind of drowning over here”.
BTW, did everyone see chappy 23 of CW&IA??? GAH!!!!!!!
Just finished reading it …… soooooo good!!
I do work, sometimes – honest!
Reactin like a addict…read it twice already! Hawt!! Can’t wait for the new one!! I’m a true addict… CW&IA, my personal brand of fanfic… (back 2 stoli-tweet)
Just scrolling down the post and came to a screeeeeeeeeching halt here!
Srsly fidgeting in my seat; don’t know if I can wait that looong!! *smooches* Haystackhair for heads up.
OMG … shakin’ like an addict too… chappy 23 here I come (that’s what She said) only not until later tonight
Yes! So good………so good…..
Tattward owns my add *sigh*
JAG, I love the first gif, the “OpenTheShirtAndLookAtTheNewStoli”.
How do you always have those great ideas?
Where does your insipiration come from?
I wake up every morning and I wonder…What is it today at Raor?
Thanks for my daily dose of Rob, fun, ….and so many things.
<3 I write what inspires me in the moment. I'll plan my posts a few days in advance but I never know what I'll actually write until I sit down and start.
This one has been in the works for a week since the animated GIFs take time.
So one again…good job! (As always)
Sorry, I meant “once again”.
let’s take it in order:
@JAG—you don’t sleep in BC but do you ever sleep? your ingenuity in posting hints in the direction of a Robsomniac—<3
@FakerParis—happy birthday to another Robfan who also does marvellous things with his image—xxooxx
@PattinAngels & other Robfans—wish you all luck in today's endeavor—can't think in 140 or less so i don't tweet [in addition to being a total idiot in tech. things, as i learned here i'm a 'techtard']
loved your movables, JAG—also your b.d. greeting to FP with DreamRob underwater (!) & upside down—best of all, tho, were the Three Amigos about to burst into trusty Britsong: "Three little lads from school are we…."—luvya—<3
Filled to the brim with boylish glee,
Three little lads from school!
LMAO!!
Awesome JAG!!! btw…in the second gif…the stoli and the cuff….hawt damn *thud*
Dear Rob,
Please wear the stoli shirt already…you and I both know it’s probably the only clean shirt you have.
More than likely, it’s still in the package it came in so it should be easy enough to locate…probably just burried under all the stuff on the floor…kick sh*t around…you’ll find it eventually. However, please wear shoes as you kick the piles around, cause I really hate to think what else could be under there…but I digress.
We’d all really appreciate it if you wore the shirt and we wouldn’t ask anything of you again…at least not for a few days!
Thanks, and much <3,
ShyNoMore
Did someone say cuff???
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/0233.jpg
oh ya….leisha….the pout, the pipes, the pecs and the cuff….what else does a girl need….*thud*
I know what I need………….I need a gust of wind to blow that grey shirt up so I can see me some happy trail!!!!!!!! *gulp*
Wait…have I completely forgotten my obsession?!?!?! The excitement of the cuff made me totally blind to the fact that the fingers are hidden behind that terrible sign…*sigh*…
Oh cougar…what a delightful one-track mind you have.
Indeed I do and it’s a burdon that I happily acknowledge!!
That picture makes me want to know what he was thinking right at that moment… hmmmm…
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Great post JAG – love the birthday wishes..lol
HAHAHA! I love “bella check out my new shirt” as she is drowning. HAHA! thats great.
I love waking up and laughing! Great way to start the day!