Just wanted to take a moment this morning to remember the victims of 9/11 and their families. Having been personally impacted by this event, I chose to remember this day by focusing on the celebration and beauty and joy in life. Let’s all embrace that as we reflect. <3
So unless you’ve been living in a cave for the last 7 hours or so I’m sure you’ve heard that at exactly 5:48 pm EST, Peter Facinelli aka Dr.Cullen sent a very exciting tweet. He confirmed that Rob has in fact received the Stoli that Jen sent him. It was twitter mayhem.
more on StoliWatch after the fangirl squeeee…
Click it bitches, a tribute to Jen who made us all realize that taking chances is fun, exciting and HOT DAMN rewarding. Jen gets first go at Rob WOOT!
As you may remember, on August 25, Jen from www.myrobertpattinson.com sent Rob a new Stoli from her and her twitter gals. Click here for a recap of the story. She sent it regular mail and was told it would be delivered in 6-10 business days.
Well, we waited patiently, were confident in Jen’s plan and low and behold we got actual 100% confirmation from the amazing PFach that Rob has in fact received the shirt. Peter joked in his tweet that Rob might be saving it for the New Moon premiere LOL God, I hope not we can’t wait that long.
So now, here we wait,
- will he wear it to the VMAs,
- will he get papped in it,
- is he working out in it,
- is he dragging it from a rope behind Bella’s truck to break it in…
WE WAIT, WE WATCH, WE HOPE
RobsNewStoliWatch 2009 is ON like Donkey Kong!































Jag, I’m so happy for you and your peeps that your shirt was received by Rob. You guys deserve it and are loyal Rob fans. I hope he wears it to the VMA. You guys will be so happy if he does. CONGRATS!
F*ing AWESOME, JAG! That was very cool of Peter to let you all know! I love him! Is Jen the same Jen that has the new music site? HotDamn, Stoli watch is ON! SQUEE! Can you imagine the 1st time we see it on his beautiful body? All of us will go crazy!!!! WAY TO GO!!!!!
OMGAWD! I just played the music….FUCK, you are unreal, lady! YOU ROCK!!!!
Jen is the same Jen
ROB,
If you are reading this, which I doubt…TRUST ME honey, you *DON’T* want to be the disheveled piano player in the south of france nursing his glass of whisky as he plays the piano all night. You did the right thing going into acting. TRUST ME, man…. Being the outcast is NOT cool. dig? Follow your joy….not your darkness. I love you.
i love rob
Me too… he’s such a sweetie. In a lovely, sarcastic way… my kind of guy…
Do you speak Hawaiian? Are you really “done”?? (google “pau” peeps)
HAHAH NO IM NOT DONE!! BUT ILL NEVER FINISH IF I WRITE EVERYTHING I WANT TO
I REALLY LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU ROBERT THOMAS PATTINSONNNN!!!
Here’s that Robward doll I was talking about.
Sure is expensive though. Too much for me…but nice doll for sure.
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=TRT9TLDD02
I wonder if it’s anatomically correct?
Is that Robward doll wearing sexboots???
Well, I guess it can’t be that anatomically correct because it might end up looking like a tripod.LOL!
Uh….don’t think so. Sure wish it was though…LOL Always pissed me off Ken never had anything either….
I think it is wearing sex boots! Now it needs a Stoli shirt and sexpender pants!
Looks like sexboots to ME SpunkMe. Does that make it worth $129. for the sex boots alone? hehehehe
spunkransomlover,
TRIPOD joke….now THAT’S FUNNY. I think unleishd should have given them the dimensions for the doll’s well…coughcoughpeencoughcough.
LMFAO!
OMG… Robward is TOTALLY wearing the sexboots. Awesome! <–which is, apparently, my word of the day
Holy Crap! $139.99? I love Rob lots, but I don’t think so!
You guy’s have got to check out THIS doll…. there is a guy that takes dolls and removes the factory paint and repaints them to look amazingly real.
He took the Tonner Edward doll and repainted it to look like ROB.. and it is so HOT:
http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv320/NinaPatz/Doll_Repaint_Robert_Pattinson_by_no.jpg
http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv320/NinaPatz/robertpattinsonedward_webthumbnail.jpg
He also did a repaint as Edward:
http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv320/NinaPatz/Doll_Repaint___Twilight_Edward_by_n.jpg
And Edward & Bella:
http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv320/NinaPatz/untitled-1.jpg
http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv320/NinaPatz/Repaint___Twilight_Dolls_by_noeling.jpg
And last but not least… he repainted the doll to look like ELVIS:
http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv320/NinaPatz/Doll_Repaint___Elvis_Presley_by_noe.jpg
Here is the link to the guys DeviantArt profile:
http://noeling.deviantart.com/
He’s also done some fuckalicious art of Rob that is on there.
Ooh Nina, thanks for this link. There’s a beautiful pic of Rob which I am definitely going to get (and it’s less than 2 quid – so much gorgeousness for so little).
Still squeeing over this tweet! I will see Jen in LA. Will I see another certain someone? I certainly hope so
Making plans baby, making plans
Dear Rob,
Please wear your new Stoli with your sexboots to the VMAs for us. If you do, I will write you the hottest lemons with Kristen for your birthday chapter. haha You can then act them all out if you haven’t already, *wink*. Oh and if you wouldn’t mind taping that and sending us a copy while you’re at it because we so want to see your fuckhawtness in action and it’s kinda hard (that’s what she said) waiting so long (she said that too) for Bel Ami and all your fuckhawt fucking. Oh and please place camera at best angle for asscandy action shots. Fast hip movements will be much appreciated. 8) Thanks, lovemuffins!
<3,
SpunkMe
XXX
This request is for research purposes only for YGMCTG of course!
Oh of course, Smom! CoughWankbertisacceptabletapetooCough
Spunk, what story are you reading now?
Spunk, that was MY fantasy too, that those two were trying out your story ideas…in bed.
Hey, a woman can dream….
Oh, and did someone say something about a cuff???
haha oh I have sinned again! I forgot to ask for the cuff. I asked for it on the end of yesterday’s post.
So…
Dear Rob,
And please wear your cuff home from work and wear it to VMAs with new Stoli shirt and sexboots and sexspenders (if they still fit you) and all your PattinAngels will Robgasm and fall over D.E.A.D. *THUD*
<3,
SpunkMe
XXX
LMFAO! I really hope Rob reads this!
OH SHIT! SEX BOOTS AND CUFF?!! RIP SMOM!
Chloe
I posted on yesterday’s post about the fan fic I am reading now if you want to go read it.
And yes, we hope they eff like bunnies esp after reading YGMCTG hahahaha
Rob gettin’ action is so bow chika bow wow!
Spunkme…
well you guys all read tons of stories at once…..I thought there was another one that was as hot as tattward you were reading….I’m all caught up on tattward and DYING for an update to The Office. UGH…..DYING…. I may have to go back and read “The OFfice” from the beginning again….gahhhh..
BY THE WAY…
SPUNKME, your “YGMCTG” story gets better and better……REALLY HOT! GREAT JOB!
Chloe
Thanks! Glad you liked the latest YGMCTG! <3
SpunkMe… you crack me the hell up!
And, if you can get him to do that, you’ll be my new best friend… my hero forever. I will place you on the Sparklepeen altar and worship you for all eternity…
I second your letter, Spunk! It says it all! STOLI WATCH, STOLI WATCH!!!!
awwww spunkers you still kill me with your wit!!!!LOL
@SpunkMe… I am dying to read the stoli chapter. I cant wait to see what you’ll do with this. Seriously, though, I think Rob IS reading “YGMCtG” and sent word of the shirt as inspiration for chapter nine. Now we musnt keep Robbie waiting. Let’s make him happy!
OMG i’m SO freaking happy about this…when he wears it…twitter and RAoR will crash for sure…
OMG! Rob has finally gotten the Stoli shirt, SQUEEE! I can’t wait to see him in it, hopefully he’ll wear it with his sexpender pants to the VMAs!
OK. I intentionally stayed up until after midnight for three reasons:
1. I will DIE if Rob wears requested outfit of new Stoli shirt, sexpenders, sex boots and beanie to VMAs!
2. Spunk says I should be here more often.
3. I just want to take this opportunity to encourage all of the ‘You Get Me Closer to God’ fans to register at fanfiction.net and leave Spunk a review. It doesn’t have to be anything too long or fancy, just tell her how much you love that Rob and Kristen fuck like bunnies, your favorite scene, a favorite line…
Reviews = LOVE
Even a kick ass writer like Spunk needs a little encouragement. And that means more chapters for YOU!
Oh, and if you have been living under a rock and haven’t read it – here ya go!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5070334/1/You_Get_Me_Closer_To_God
Oh you…you… *Spunk tackles and hugs Smom to death*
You are so sweet! I luvs you so much! I’ll share Rob with you when I get him. haha (well if Kristen will let us borrow him haha)
Raise your hand if you would eff like bunnies with Rob if given the chance?
*Spunk raises hand first*
OH! ME ME!! PICK ME!! *jumping up an ddown with hand in the air*
Raises hand….I’d be the bunny that hadn’t gotten any for a year….that’s how bad it would be….
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I wanna! I wanna! (Stands on chair to get hand higher)
chloe7565… *coughtrysixandahalfyearsittotallysuckscough*
*raising both hands and screaming “come ‘n get me”*….doesn’t make me look desperate does it?!?!?!
Hey Spunk…how ya been? I was sooooo excited yesterday when I got my email alert that the new chapter was ready….RL has been kicking my butt this week but my reward is that tonight I will sit down and see what Rob will do in this chapter….hope it’s me (hehehe…did I say that out loud)
Hmm, let me think about that for a nanosecond ….. HELLS TEETH, SPUNK, DO BEARS SH*T IN THE WOODS?! I f*cking think so. I think you can safely assume there is a sea … in fact, a f*cking OCEAN of hands in the air right now! If we all formed an orderly queue it would probably stretch around the globe!
orderly queue? fluffy, really that’d be quite an accomplishment especially since i’d be cutting the line several times so i could have a few go’s at him. naturally, i’d be in disguise…
but yes. sign me up. i’m a damn good bed bunny!
*Runs to front of Queue glaring at all the others waiting *
Wave to SoccerMom, yes please leave comments for Spunk and the other TwiSmut writers!!!
PS ROB can’t have me…*wink*
I was so excited when I saw that tweet this afternoon…I may have jumped and shouted and scared that crap out of everyone in the house, but I was just so damn shocked it actually got to him
And now I’m going to say something so pathetically sweet it’s almost barf worthy…
so I was thinking, Rob could have just ignored the package, or he could have maybe worn the shirt out if he felt like it, but no, he took the time to have Peter tweet it to us that he received it and I just think that was so freakin’ nice and it really reaffirms my belief that I’m not just wasting time on here and he really is worth it…and I think he’s just a good person
and if he wears it to the VMAs I will literally explode/melt/turn into a puddle/die..
thanks to Jen and JAG and everyone else who made this fangirl moment possible!
Yep, what she said. SO freakin’ nice (and nice of P Fach too to let us know).
Can’t you just see Rob’s lovely smile when he read Jen’s note? All together now – SQUEEEE!
rpgirl27…
ahhhhh that’s sweet.
Yeah, Rob is such a sweetheart. No denying it. He deserves all the love he gets…
rpgirl27… this EXACTLY –> “I just think that was so freakin’ nice and it really reaffirms my belief that I’m not just wasting time on here and he really is worth it…and I think he’s just a good person”
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
amen to everyone!
and i love the mental pic i just got reading mrsa’s post about rob’s lovely smile.
THUD
Oh, I just realized that I’m one of the first people to post tonight/today, I usaully don’t post until way later, so this is pretty cool!
“if he wears it to the VMAs I will liter’aly explode/melt/turn into a puddle/die”
spunkransomlover that about covers it for me too
what’s more pathetic is i actually rather miss going to U2 concert on nite of VMAs just so i don’t miss it if it happens, crazy?!
grrrrr duh i was quoting rpgirl27, oops sorry … hi y’all!
crossfinger….He uses that stoli at premier
please…please
JAG…is there any new word this afternoon if Rob will be there or not? On last post it said “Kristen Steward and Taylor Lautner”…no mention of Rob…what the h*ll is going on? Where’s our boy? And I hope this isn’t a trend of what’s going to happen to him surrounding “NM”…..
I must just stop to comment that Peter looks effing fine in that pic standing on the chair above in JAG’s post . Nice add, Pete!
I agree Spunk!!! Pete has a nice add!!!
SPUNK!!!!!!!
what fan fic are you reading that has you so excited?
Chloe, she’s reading Clipped Wings and Inked Armor.
Dear SpunkMe,
You rock my world as usual..Detailed review coming up !!
But OMFG !!!
<3
Me
unleished…thanks. Just finished the new chapter of CW&IA too. I thought she was talking about another one.
Chapter 36 of Wide Awake was exquisite I might add…. nudge nudge say no more….
I’m hoping for more…..in the chapters to cum….er come.
Chloe
Yes, I answered you up in above post where you asked me. Go see my post from yesterday about it.
MMAB
Thanks! Smooch! Can’t wait to read your review soon!
<3,
Spunk
I was thinking the same thing! I’m glad I’m not the only dirty perv around here. PFach is a total dilf…
oops…sorry for the redundant questions….as I said, I thought you were reading more than one…..that got you all wound up.
I’m talking too much again…must.try.to.stop.lonely.sorry.guys.
I love you Rob. I am so Rob/Kristen happy for you two also! I think about that a lot. It was like romantic destiny: Rob seeing “Into the Wild” and getting a crush on Kristen….then he goes to the Twilight audition and there’s instant Rob/Kristen chemistry and it slowly builds into a friendship and then….WHATEVER, that’s none of our business, but still, you know, it’s a BEAUTIFUL THING MAN! I’m still a romantic under all my hornball ugliness.
To see Rob happy is what makes ME happy. Just like everybody says..
Well, I guess I’m gonna split and go read RobSten fan fic before I piss everyone off again….Sigh….
I actually DO love you guys here at RAoR…..I’m just an insecure-dork, loner who’s not used to hanging out with folks much, so I’m afraid that I just get too excited hanging with people who are into what I’m into….sorry I’m a nerd. LOL
I’m so happy the shirt got to Rob. I guess miracles do happen sometimes, huh?
later…
SpunkMe… I answered you on your post in the previous thread… just so you don’t miss it… k?
I think Peter is awesome….yes, let me add my thumbs up to Pete’s add…lucky Jenny!
Spunk I agree wholeheartedly!! Pete is looking hawwwwwt in that pic. What I wouldn’t give to be sitting in that chair! Yup I said it! *poof*
oh yeah, i love me some peter fac! he also seems like a truly genuine nice guy, and he does seem to adore his family. all that = HOT in my book. hmm many of the same reasons i adore rob.
speaking of family, i recently found out that peter is related to a neighbor of mine (cousins son or something like that). I had only one question for her. HOW DO I GET INVITED TO YOUR FAMILY REUNION?????
Dear JAG,
First of all ((Hugs)). I do not know how you were impacted, but I still cannot forget that day 8 years later and I was not impacted personally. But it was and is a difficult day still…
So ((Hugs)) once again !
And now for happier things !!
OMG the Stoli shirt !! And I love the Fach for being the cool guy he is !!
I wish to see it in MTV !! With the sex boots, suspenders !!
Yes, JAG….thank you for your mention of 9/11…..I waited for news all day from my girlfriend, who was @ work in Manhattan….she saw the 1st plane hit, but luckily, she was far enough away to escape. She walked back to the Bronx! My heart and prayers to you, JAG, and everyone who was affected by that terrible, black day….we will never forget!
On a lighter note, I’m giggling like a little schoolgirl, breathlessly awaiting the premier of the new StoliShirt! Hope we don’t have to wait too long! Sunday at MTV Awards would be perfect! C’mom Rob, flash it for all of your ladies here @ RAoR, and of course, for Jen!
luv U all…….
Thank you both. My story, by an extremely unlikely occurrence, had a happy ending…but the wait was torturous and I will always remember those who did not have happy endings
<3
I agree, MMAB.
JAG – thanks for thinking of 9/11 victims and families today. I lost my sister at the WTC that day. The wait was awful – I’m so glad your story had a happier ending.
Love and Hugs to you f_delicious!!!
Love coming your way f_ingdelicious for your loss. *HUGS* I am so, so sorry. <3
My sister lives in NY too. She has many friend's and their husbands who never came back home that day.
My Dad lost a friend as well. His friend was Jeremy Glick, one of the heroes on Flight 93. So, this is a sad day for my family to remember all the friends they lost.
God bless the USA and may our militaries continue to protect our freedoms such as speech that we use here every day with each other as well as protecting us from ever having to deal with such tragic losses again.
Sus,
Happy to hear your friend made it out ok. <3
My thoughts go out to all the affected families of 9/11.
<3
Same here…definitely.
amen
9/11 will be etched in my memory 4ever. May we never see a tragedy of that magnitude again. God Bless.
Morning Ladies,
Just wanted to send a hug from across the pond for all.
As a Nation you embrace, restore and rebuild, stoic in striving to always see the greater good. Truly admirable.
xxx
That was such an awful, awful day. I hope to god that NEVER happens to anyone, anywhere, ever again. We’ll always remember. <3
As I’ve been saying since I read the tweet… AWESOME! That means Rob actually told PFach about the shirt.. which is more awesome.
I think he’ll have to Google “Sexpender”, though… LOL!
KELLEN GIVE BACK ROB’S SEXPENDER PANTS!!!!
Wouldn’t it be funny if in an interview he refers to “sexpenders” or “sexbots”. Then we’d KNOW! Oh, so exciting, can’t wait for the VMAs (IF he shows up – there were conflicting reports on Twitter today) !! If he does wear the shirt I will squeal like a little schoolgirl… Even though I had NOTHING to do with the said shirt, I somehow feel a part of this. That’s the beauty of being a part of Robmadness, I guess. And of regular visits to this site . Thanks, JAG.
Well, I’d have a beer on this occasion, but sadly I’m on antibiotics…
On a serious note, thoughts & prayers to all affected by 9/11.
mamataurus… That would be totally killer if he did that. I would seriously die right there. And, yeah… same here with the shirt… I had nothing to do with it in reality, but I still feel like I’m a part of it. That’s what’s so great about RAoR and the other Rob blogs (well, the cool ones, anyway)… I feel like we’re all a big ole lovely pervy community…
Ummmmm, “Sexbots” – yep, he’s got one of those too!
Love the blog, love the “Confessions” piece as well as amazing confirmation the new shirt has arrived. This site is full of really great fans so now I’m not just going to lurk anymore (sorry, I’ll be brave from now on. Promise!)
I have a new Robsten one-shot (rated M, of course!) that I’m looking for feedback on – you all seem like a good bunch to steer me in the right direction for future stories. Would love to hear your thoughts.
http://deedreamer16.livejournal.com/706.html
I’ll be watching with baited breath for the new Stoli shirt…can only imagine what will happen when HotRob wears it….*sigh!*
Welcome, we love one-shots
Thanks mucho! You guys are fab
Read your one-shot, and loved it! I sent you some of my ideas in your feedback area! Thanks for sharing, Deedreamer!
This is awesome! A little love amongst the craziness, I’m sure he’ll appreesh even if he may have been weirded out by it (not saying it’s a weird thing to do, but I don’t know how that’s viewed objectively – from his perspective)
I dunno if he’ll wear it at the VMA’s.. he usually wears a dress shirt and blazer to these sort of events. So I would be surprised if he did. Thinking he might go out with it so I will squeaaaaal with you girls when we hopefully do see a pic. It’d be sweet
ps. How did y’all figure his size? I’m sure you picked a more snug, maybe shorter than what you estimated tho, eh?
I don’t know him or anything but I can see him being flattered by the gift. I’m sure he’s received weirder things from fans. Remember that half his fans are of the teenage persuasion and driven by hormones that make them think and do irrational things.
I can just imagine his freaky tweener fans sending him vials of their blood and stuff. Our babysitter watched Twilight and then drew fake Twi tattoos all over her body and she’s a NORMAL teen. So I can imagine it gets MUCH worse..
I feel like I’m a kid again, waiting for Christmas morning…I hope the Stoli appears soon, the tension is freakin’ killin’ me here! And if the sexpenders and sexboots are with it, then it’ll be like finding Rob in my stocking! F*khawt!! Visual beginning…3…2…1….*Gahh*
Please, please, please Rob! Y
I’m hogging the board right now, but I have to say… yes, like Christmas!
And, you know what… if he wears the Sexpender pants and Sexboots, too… well, it would kind of be like he was saying he appreciates us, wouldn’t it? Well, just the fact that he acknowledged the shirt is great… but you guys know what I mean…
Sorry, finger spasm while typing and Robvisual = premature post…was gonna’ say…
You have no idea how much the SO’s of your devotees are going to benefit from this, if you don’t do it for us, do it for your fellow (tho’ inferior) man!
“do it for your fellow (tho’ inferior) man!”
LMFAO!!!
I heard about this over on Robert Pattinson Daily. I couldn’t have been more excited if it had been ME who sent him the shirt!
Of course, they just said that he got a new shirt but I made sure they knew how it was sent and who sent it!
And he’d better freakin’ thank you, that’s all I can say….
There is a way he can thank us and ROB knows it…and that’s all I can say
TEASER LOL
JAG
You tease! haha
<3
I seriously gasped and then squealed at work today when I saw the confirmation tweet! PFach is awesome. Thanks Jen @myrobertpattinson for sending the shirt! *Fingers crossed* that he wears it soon.
JAG…you have to promise to immediately post when you first see the Stoli on Rob….I don’t tweet, so I’ll be checking in often here…STOLIWATCH is ON!
<3 …..so great!!!!
Will post for sure!
OMFG!!!!!!
I am absolutely gobsmacked!!!!
At last you have been rewarded for your genius!!!!
Let the new Stoli watch begin!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope he tweets you a thank you via Peter!!!!!!!
This is indeed a very exciting day….many many congratulations you guys so deserve it and more..lets get the votes going cos I think some of the ones with the higher numbers arent bothering to vote anymore
I am so fecking happy for you I could cry!
Sorry in my excitement forgot to say my prayers are with everyone affected by 9/11 cant believe its 8 years already…never forget that day as long as I live
JaG: *hugs* This day affect people all over the world. Even me, in little Norway. I can still remember the exact spot I was standing in when I saw the second plane hit..
As for Rob getting his new Stoli.. Wohoo! I hope he wears it to VMA! That would be so funny! It would show us good fans that he appreciates us, and is capable of laughing a little of him self. It would totes melt my heart <3
Hi Heidi!
Havn’t had a chance to say thanks for the beautiful RobArt you posted on your blog! Glad you enjoyed Italy, totally envious of course!
Ladies, don’t know if I’m prematurely panicing or not, but earlier I saw photos of the seating arrangements at the VMAs and Rob was on the end with Kristen next to him…just saw a video that had TL in Rob’s place and *gasp* no Robpic!!!!!!!! Like I said, don’t know what’s up with that, but….NOOOOOOOOO!!! Please tell me it’s a misunderstanding!!!! Please tell me I’ve ballsed it up…..ANYTHING….!!!
Oh hell NO Jo! I just saw it too… pleaaaaaaase don’t let this change be true.
Gaaaaahhhhhhh!!! Don’t confirm it!!!! Tell me they’ve moved him to the front row or something….anything….d.y.i.n.g.h.e.r.e…..
Does ANYBODY know what’s going on?????
You know what, I would actually like it if he didn’t have to go to this show.. One day off from the screaming would do him good. BUT, it would be nice to see him though.. Don’t know if the show VMA in Norway, but I’ll be downloading it from somewhere I guess. Like I did with the movie awards..
Normally Heidi I’d agree with you, but this would be a chance for Rob to break out the Stoli!!!
Peter is hawt and gosh – he really seems like such a nice guy! You know – I agree – it is really kind and thoughtful of Rob to mention to Peter and in turn for him to twit about it. Makes my heart feel good!!!
When he wears it – it Will Be Phenomenal! Making Rob more real to me – even though – as said above – I had nothing to do with it – I have a first hand account as to how it all came down!!!
Also – I will never forget where I was and what as I was doing on 9-11 and feel such sorrow for all whose lives were affected by the horrible events of that day!
OH MY HOLY CRAP!!!
I can’t believe he actually got it! And how amazing is PFach? I seriously have been wondering since it was sent how you ladies knew where to send the thing with any chance of it getting to him. God, I wasn’t even remotely involved in this thing and I’ll STILL feel like he’s sendng me a sign if he wears it, lol.
LMAO foof76…I feel exactly the same way….I had no part in this (unless you count the fact that I cyberstalk Jen and Jag and all the girls..lol) but if he wears it I will still feel a personal victory for all of us…like he’s showing us he cares and appreciates us…crazy, huh
As is typical, I had to figure out why I was so damn excited over a present I didn’t even send. My eBestie Calli (@CalliopeBlabs) said it best yesterday:
“pfach indirectly just talked to us… And he’s discussed the stoli shirt w/rob which means …
“All the cast is more in tune with what we ramble on abt here on the interwebs than we allow ourselves to believe!”
So I think we’re all excited about this because it brings him way closer to us than we realized he was. And it makes us feel not so much like crazed lunatic stalkers but maybe even friends in a weird distant sort of way. Admirers vs. stalkers.
Well said WTM and foof we are privy to things as bloggers that we just can’t share in order to maintain a certain level of safety and privacy for Rob.
JAG-you are killing us here… “…privy to certain things…” Oh. I. Am. Died!
This is so exciting!!! “On like Donkey Kong!” LMAO!
I know – I love it! That commercial with the Mannings and Williams sisters where one of the Mannings said it was hilarious too. I loves JAG’s mad crazy funny skillz.
this is amazing
Big hugs to you today, JAG. I always try to do something special on 9/11 to honor the two friends I lost that day and remember all our good times. My heart goes out to everyone who was affected by the terrible events of that fateful day.
Now on to the celebrations….
How awesome is PFach for confirming that Rob actually received the Stoli shirt?! Seriously, he is such a nice guy (who can totally rock some white pants). Not to threadjack here, but I hope people will check out Alex’s Lemonade, the foundation supporting childhood cancer research that he is helping to promote.
Meanwhile, I would totally love to know how Rob is breaking in the new shirt. Probably dragging it behind Bella’s truck as JAG suspected, for reals!
I was gonna tweet PFach and tell him best time to trend Alex’s Lemonade is 9pm est, give us advanced warning to get the word out and we need 30-60 mins to do it.
Don’t forget to vote for JAG!!!
“Late2thepartee”
http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/fan-series/twilight-saga-fans
DONE!!!!! <3
You guys are the best. Next stop Eric! woot
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Voted! <3 you, bb!
Done. Luv ya, JAG ♥
So excited for Jen! I totes squee’d when I got PFach’s tweet he is amazing, like our very own Rob interface! Here’s hoping that we see the New Stoli Shirt and sexpenders soon!
ps whats the deal with the seat shifting at the VMAs, please dont let Rob be a no show!
Even tho’ Rob will be guarding the Holy Peen all night, I’m hoping it’s just that Megan Fox paid someone to move him next to her…
I dont care if she sits on his knee as long as he is there…..um..well maybe not
Chapter 43 of Wide Awake has me all screwed up. I remember I was talking about all the Male/female push and pulls all these FAN FICS have, but jeez louise, now we ARE getting psychologically screwed with in this story WIDE AWAKE. Before I was willing to try to decipher it all and why some authors went with dominant female and other authors went dominantly male and some wanted the freaking stereotypical shrinking violet bullshit to continue. I MEAN…..I was willing to discuss it before, but then nobody wanted to discuss it….and now here in WIDE AWAKE in chapter 43, I’m having to deal “edward” freaking the hell out on uppers and having a kind of psychotic “episode” and I’m definitely not able to handle this right now. My stomach hurts and I’m PMSing and I really just wanted to relax and read something to take me away for a while and this shit is just TO ANGST DRIVEN and hurts too much. Don’t know how much more of this one I can read before running madly off screaming…..pant pant pant.
This WIDE AWAKE fan fic is seriously some heavy shit…..gahhhhh
I don’t know what’s wrong with me tonight, but I can’t handle this story right now. Why? I do not know…..I guess I am just so disturbed by how easily the world goes on without us in this world. How love can go on all around us and yet we get ignored like we aren’t even there. Like past 36 or some other hollywood fucking number we women are put out to pasture and our feelings mean nothing to anybody. That we’re all just supposed to say WELL THAT’S FOR THE YOUNG and I’m too old for that shit anymore….
well bullshit. We all want to be loved and hungered for sexually. NO MATTER OUR ADULT AGE.
I think all of us reading these stories …..so getting into them, says something serious about our lives and our need for understanding of all of this sexual frustration and push and pull of the gender power tripping that goes on in relationships. I’m not saying this all right and nobody is going to discuss this with me as you will all say..>THIS IS NOT THE PLACE and this isn’t appropriate here. But still, there’s some heavy shit in why we are all reading these SERIOUSLY heavy romantic/sexual or one or the other fan fics. And right now I’m not doing well with this.
I just see my future going on forever and me alone and it’s frightening as shit cause I have romantic and sexual feelings still left in me with nowhere to go. Is that what we are all wrestling with with these god damned fan fic stories? Some sort of release? a different type for each person from each story written? Some going for one thing and others for the other….in search of some kind of release or answer?
It’s freaking me the fuck out trying to figure out these fan fic psychological meanings…..for each type of fan fic I read. FREUD would have a fucking field day with this shit.
But I’m not enjoying it very much. Some of these are just TOO HEAVY for me emotionally speaking. I have to say I’m WAY WAY too sensitive and this one is getting to me.
So forgive me for spilling my guts here, but I’m upset right now….maybe it’s PMS. But this shit can get pretty deep. I thought it was just romance…but you all are working through some serious female shit with these fan fics and they are hitting a little too close to home for some of us….arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I NEED A HUG! NOT SEX. I NEED A HUG!
help
–> copy/paste as many as you need…
WA is pretty heavy reading, but trust me, it will all work out in the end.
I get your point with the fanfic. They often seem to be making up for something that just isn’t there in RL.
As for the other things you wrote: you are not alone girl… My HB told me yesterday that he wants a divorce, and even though part of me is relieved, I am also filled with apprehension of what’s to come (or not to come…)
Ah well, tomorrow’s another day
Part of my response is missing… the copy/paste was in reference to a big HUG
alexandraleaving…
Thanks for the hug dear.
And I’m so sorry to hear about your situation between you and hour HB. I’ve been through it myself and it will get better with time, but then you have a whole different set of emotional experiences to go through. I guess that’s life for us, huh kiddo? YOU WILL BE FINE alexandraleaving. ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER and take it a day at a time. TAKE CARE OF *YOU* and if you have kids, take care of THEM and take it an hour at a time if you have to. With time, you will get stronger. Trust me……
I think I’m just PMSing…..I’m sorry i got so heavy on you. You’re situation is more important. I hope you are gonna be ok alexandraleaving. All of us “sisters” are with you hon! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF and stay focused, ok?
You can do this…..
hug to you!!!!!
stay strong sister!
love,
debbo/chloe
but like I said…there ARE REASONS why we are all reading this stuff…
Dear Chloe, thankx for your kind advice… Like you said, I will have to take it step by step and emerge gloriously at the other side… Just don’t feel very glorious now, even with the new StoliWatch being on. It helps though, having Rob on the mind diverts from the RL sh*t.
But my problem is still quite puny compared to the people who lost a love, a friend, a family member or just simply a fellow human being during 9/11 or any other tragedy. So my heart goes out to you Jag and all others…
Love AL
It’s all relative…huh?
Take it easy girlfriend…you can get through this. My prayers are with you.
goodnight/day.
HUG
Go look at some beautiful smiling Rob pictures….it won’t change your situation, but it sure takes some of the edge off in a healthy way. ok?
HUGGGGGGGGGGGG
I’m SORRY…I don’t know what came over me. I’ve been reading this thing all night and I’m tired and upset and probably PMSing and all emotional and shit and I’m seriously not feeling well….
But who else is going to understand these thoughts than you guys who have read all these same damned fan fic stories I’ve been reading? I guess I wasn’t ready for some deep shit, I enjoyed “THE OFFICE” and it’s release was powerful in a FUN WAY…..sexual release and there was angst and all of that stuff too, but not to the LEVEL that WIDE AWAKE goes into. TOO MUCH FOR ME!!!!! WHEWWWWWWW
I think I better step back from that one for a few days……too intense for my PMS or whatever…but you all should have WARNED ME that one was SO FREAKING HEAVY…..whew. Too much for me at this time. SOMEBODY get me a Rob to hug. I need a break…..
Forgive me, but this shit is really deep….
sometimes not, but even then, there’s reasonings as to why we all pick what we read for the time we read it.
I remember Ryan Gosling saying last year in an article that he said HE PICKED MOVIES for some psychological reason he didn’t know of, but all he knew was that the movies he picked, were RIGHT for the time he picked them. Meaning, whatever the movie was “sharing”, or whatever, was something he needed to hear at the time….
deep keemosabe.
This fan fic shit is deep too…..
Maybe now you understand why Rob has started folding the covers of his books he is reading now…..not always sharing the titles so readily now……we are all working through our stuff by way of what we read, watch, or hang with….
deep thoughts by jack handey…..
SOMEONE TELL A JOKE QUICK. argh
Rob has been known to read some heavy shit too you know…..
Whew Chloe, chill out sweetie, it’s just fiction! Yes WA is a little more challenging than some others, but it’s so well written and the characters are so well rounded it really is worth it. However, it is supposed to be an enjoyable activity, so if you aren’t enjoying reading it then the best bet is to leave it be. If you want something a bit lighter you could do worse than read “Mr Horrible”, which is really good fun and may suit your current mood.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4953962/1/
Watched 9/11 unfold from my living room in London with shock and horror – I’ve got a cousin who works on Wall Street (thankfully unhurt) – so my deepest condolences to those who lost loved ones.
As for the Stoli, I’m not sure he would be allowed to wear it at the VMAs, cos it’s basically advertising a brand of Vodka (especially as this one’s in English), so we may be disappointed ladies (assuming, of course, that he is going to be there *sigh*).
I think it’s more likely he’ll wear it when he’s in casual mode, on the set or generally out and about with his mates.
Regardless, this has already been a monumental WIN for Jen and JAG and, in common with several posters, I feel a vicarious pleasure just knowing that he’s received the shirt and clearly appreciates the gesture enough to tell PFach and let him Tweet about it. I just bet he had the sweetest smile on his face when he opened the package, saw the shirt and then read the letter.
Good morning Fluffyliz…..hope you are well.
I was awake the morning of 9/11 as I had been up all night as usual, but something made me turn on the tv and not long after I did..it happened. It was a frightening morning for the world. We each know where we were ….it’s like when Kennedy was shot…..IF you were around then. I wasn’t born, but I’ve heard stories…..where people say that. It’s the same with 9/11
Hearts go out to the families…..
I’m sorry I got so deep tonight….I do think it’s pms. It makes me really emotional and I become “CLEAR” in some ways…but not always in a comfortable way…can you relate?
Love you fluffyliz…..hugggg
This day is always heart rending, I know too many people who lost loved ones in that tragedy. Living out on Long Island, many of my neighbors, friends and family work in the city. It was an unspeakable horror. I was in the design phase of a weekend home in the Hamptons for a family when their son perished in the collapse. They were never the same after that.
Love and prayers to all on this poignant day.
I know nobody wants to talk about this, but I think our ‘Rob” obsession serves a purpose for ALL of us in our own individual ways….
I’ve already figured out that for ME, Rob is a “surrogate boyfriend” in that I’ve had failed relationships since my divorce 15 years ago that I just assume take a “breather” for a while and learn to be ok with BEING ALONE and that being OK and really accepting that this is what is in my future ….. I wanted to relive the ROMANCE of youth and the excitement of NEW LOVE and the thrill of seeing the face of someone you have a crush on……without having to deal with all the HEAVY SHIT. LOL
Well, maybe that’s what movie stars are for. Untouchable romance…..that can never “let us down” cause we will never know them, or realize they are just as screwed up as WE are and don’t have a CLUE how to be in this world…..and make any sense of it.
ROB is a beautiful man, with a sweet heart and a gentle and tender way about him and he’s a perfect mixture of masculine and feminine and I just think he’s UNTHREATENING in many ways. It’s not just his AMAZING BEAUTY that pulls us in to him……we each see something in him that is missing in our lives, or just is something we are drawn to that gives us joy.
When I watched those interviews last year, I was reminded that he was a carefree youth, unafraid to be himself and say EXACTLY what was on his mind and the world be damned. I think we all DELIGHTED IN THAT and were DRAWN TO THAT….and his excitement and enthusiasm also made us love him. Like some naive, innocent, JOY. JUST ROB BEING ROB.
I hope hollywood and the papz don’t kick the shit out of what we saw in that young man that made us love him as we do……
Maybe deep down we all want him to be happy because we want the JOYOUS person that he is not get beat up by this world and brought to his knees….. SOMEHOW I think Rob understands all this and as I’ve read, he just blows it all off as absurd and goes about his life.
But I will say this, I DO think Kristen is perfect for him. They will understand each other. Intellectually, professionally (as actors), even though she’s younger than he is, she’s done so many more films that I think perhaps she’s just got more life experience than Rob has….they are both deep people who also love to have fun and love music and the arts and I just see how they have so much what the other needs.
It’s not just cause they are Edward and bella. That’s bullshit for me in my eyes. I see them helping each other a lot…whether they are just dearly close friends…or more. Whatever it is, I hope they remain close in some way or another for a long time. They are good for each other.
if you ask me….
but who’s asking?
Robsten haters, don’t shoot. LOL
amen…to everything you just said far more eloquently than I could.
Do you want to marry me??? seriously…i love you…i really do. u could not have said it better..! AMEN sis…AMEN.!
ITA, Chloe, but there is just something so unique and special about Rob that I haven’t totally figured out. All of my friends who are Robsessed like me talk about this all the time! Rob is once-in-a-longtime kind of person, who has touched so many people! I find it odd that he reaches women from 7 to 70 (or more). What is it? Is it his sensitivity, beauty, or everything? I would love to hear what you all think. But he is certainly special, and so right for this time!
<3 y'all <3ROB!
It WAS PMS. cough. I told you though I get “clear” the day before, for some reason. At least it makes sense to ME, if not anybody else. LOL Too damned emotional and honest and blither too much I do. Gonna get myself in trouble if I don’t shut the hell up. This is a nice, happy, blog where people come to amuse each other and have fun and this shit was too heavy. Sorry. I’m just not socially acceptable. No two ways about it. sigh. When you are an only child and live alone though, you don’t really have much of a clue what’s cool sometimes. You have nowhere to hide and just speak your mind and nobody there to tell you what’s cool, or what isn’t. Well, this wasn’t cool. I get that.
Sorry…. I hope you all don’t stand up and ask me to leave….
Do whatever however. I can’t be anything other than who I am. Like me, or not. And I’m not asking for anything. I was just sharing my thoughts and I do think this fan fic stuff is really heavy shit. I was just PMSing and went over the edge and took it too seriously. lol sorry guys.
debbo/chloe
I totally understand how you say that for you Rob is a “surrogate” boyfriend. I feel the same way. I’ve been divorced for 11 years now, and even though I didn’t have ANY relationships during that time (I wanted to totally avoid the failure and heartache involved when they didn’t work out) and can now accept the being alone aspect of my life, it is nice to think of Rob as an unattainable relationship. I do have my wonderful 3 children to help me every day to enjoy my life and now I have Rob to help me enjoy my life,because he is a big part of it.
And everything that you said about Rob in your post is so true. He is such a beautiful person inside and out. Thats why we all love him so very much.
chloe7565… Amen.
9/11 is burned in my brain, will never forget the day. Especially since I live in Massachusetts and the planes took off from Logan, where I’ve left from countless times…UGH.
Fangirl SQUEEEEEE for the Stoli shirt! He must have told Peter for him to tweet, how cool is THAT? I too am so excited even tho I had nothing to do with it. I will completely freak when we see it on him!! Let the Stoli watch begin, and hopefully we get to see his Badonka Donk too!!! LMAO JAG @Donkey Kong.
Hugs to Chloe and AL. Hang in there!!! You are not alone, take comfort in that!!!
Thanx Haystackhair… You girls always provide me with a lot of diversion, laughter and deep thoughts; and even if I am not always witty or eloquent enough to reply to each post, I try to read as many of them as i can.
I think i just might just have to order that sparkly thingy after all…
alexandraleaving,
You said: “I think i just might just have to order that sparkly thingy after all.”
HAHAHHAHAHHAH You better believe it girlfriend. I think that there should be a “divorce kit” that they give you at the courthouse on your way out of divorce court and a good vibrator with a case of batteries should be the number one item in the “kit”.
I went through SEVERAL of them immediately after my divorce….so I recommend buying a backup as they burn out because the wiring is cheap. I’m not kidding. LOL Nothing worse than it dying and leaving you hanging with no backup vibe! please laugh!
Also…..just think of all the new “experiences” you will have somewhere down the road. After my divorce, I was more “active” than before I was married because I had only been with 2 men before I got married…and so I after the divorce and going into my 30′s, it was like…>>WOWWWWWWW…..A BUFFET TABLE! Don’t forget condoms.
Not trying to be an ass here, just trying to cheer you up gf. WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES ANOTHER DOOR OPENS.
hugggggs
I’m off.
nite
I say: let the door opening begin…! Preferable one in Vancouver, but I’ll take what i can get (well, not lit’rally of course)
tnx gf!
You’ll need MANY batteries if you hang around here with all the f*ckhawtness that is Rob!!! Very true, when one door closes, another opens. I was divorced as well, and met my current hubby shortly after. And MAN, I had forgotten how good sex could be! Sigh, I still invest in batteries however, because after so much Robhotness, I may kill DH, he’s not getting any younger. LOL. Keep your chin up, and big hugs. Just remember, its his loss.
I couldn’t be more excited if I had sent the shirt my ownself.
Sending out vibes of peace and positivity to you today JAG. I know how tough today is for me, and I was not personally affected.
Thanks honey.
Kelly
Sent you the pix in 3 emails, so if you haven’t checked yet get yerself over there and immerse yourself in some serious purtyness
thanks, JAG, for remembering 9/11—it was truly a day of infamy which touched all our lives—even those of us who are far away & not directly affected—always leaves me feeling ambivalent & posing unanswerable questions—
unfortunately, the stoli-shirt-action fell in my abstinent period but i’m sure you & the sisters had a ball (or preferably two)—love hobo Rob with holes & patches tho as a button fetishist i love him most with buttons (preferably in need of adjusting)—have no fear, however, will surely be able to suffer him in your shirt as well—LOL
Wow! I actually cranked the volume up as loud as it would go and danced around to the fantastic song and the happy news! *Squeeeeee* You have made my weekend. Can you believe he actually received the shirt and then sweetly asked Peter to tweet???? I am so amazed. JAG, you are so great!!!! Bow down in totes admiration!!!!
What can we send him next?? And can we please, please have another contest where we dress Rob for the VMA’s? Sunday cannot get here soon enough!
Kisses and hugs to all who sent Rob the shirt!!
@Hellokittee……….look at your post time! 9:11 on 9/11!!! FREAKY!