First off, you guys are amazing with your voting on the tweetwall. I can’t believe how many spots I’ve jumped in the last few days <3 you big!
In return for all your luv and loyalty, today I’m going to give you guys a little more insight into me...some of my dirty little secrets.
Confessions of a Rob Blogger aka ME!
- I haven’t seen the Haunted Airman, only the dirty bits and the hot smoking scenes
Yea so this and some corpse make out scene are really
all I’ve seen of the Haunted Airman…really does the rest matter *wink*
More embarrassing admissions after the pucker & exhale *gulp…
Can’t have confession by JAG and not have song, meant just for me *wink*
- I’ve only seen the first half of Little Ashes, I loved it but haven’t had the time to watch it all
- I don’t buy ANY gossip magazines whether Rob is on them or not. Just a personal thing.
- I may have bought 6 copies of RobGQ and told the checkout girl they were for eBay. I have given away 2, the 3rd is someplace secret (some day I’ll tell you maybe) and the other 3 will NEVER EVER end up on eBay ever. *wink*
One of my RobQs is on a mission. *snicker*
- When I bought the Sexy Stars of Twilight and my 3 copies of Life Story Robert Pattinson Edition, I used the self checkout because I was a wee bit embarrassed at myself.
- I have NEVER read any of the magazines I’ve purchased, true story.
- I bought the How to Be Soundtrack when it was released in April and didn’t actually listen to it until July
I do listen to it more often now...um yeah that's right
- I wrote the worst f*cking fan letter ever and sent it to Rob, I’m hoping he laughed at it and didn’t take me too seriously. Maybe one day I’ll share it with you guys
- I bought a Mini-E doll months ago and he’s still in the box, I’m afraid to take him out for fear of the antics that will ensue. Oh and when I bought Mini-E I pretended it was for a gift and acted like I had no idea who Edward Cullen was…that’s normal right?
Poor MineE still in the box
- I no longer watch tv, it bores the shit out of me
- I recently stopped reading real books and am now hooked on TwiSmut, that’s normal right?
- I don’t keep up on all the day-to-day Rob pics that come out, unless we’re in a drought, like NOW. After a while they start to look the same, like during Remember Me
Remember Me Rob Picture OverKill
- I get my best blog ideas in the shower and in my car, when I have no paper or pen of course *sigh*
- I never meant to start a Rob blog, I was actually trying to learn WordPress for a client LOL Shit happens.
- Ive lost my RobMojo a few times and considered shutting down the blog…it never lasts long though LOL, I just look at this and I’m back in the game! & SpunkMe & WTMorning have been known to talk me off the ledge *smooches*
- I suffer from horrible guilt sometimes. I call it bloggers guilt and a lot of us get it. It’s happens when particularly heinous, invasive pap shots come out and we start to feel like we are contributing to the problem as bloggers. It passes though when I realize that I don’t post invasive pics and it’s the price of fame unfortunately.
ASSCANDY totes nothing to do with my post <3
A few things you may not know about us Rob Bloggers…
- People send us the craziest shit via email…gossip & pictures we could never ever post.
- We get tips and inside information, people trust us with what they know & what they have, which is amazing.
- We get Cease & Desist notices. Yes, it’s true, it’s common. We don’t purposely f*ck with copyright, we often don’t realize when something has been leaked. We comply immediately and usually that’s enough however, the latest C&D over the Mark Segal pics was followed by shut down notices that mostly were not carried through. As I’m writing this, TwiCrackAddict, just got taken offline by Lamey Lainey Gossip and PunkD images WTF!
Okay, so seriously despite my confessions I am a GOOD FANGIRL and I KNOW I’m not the only one out there with some guilt and maybe a Confession or two to make?? *looks at you PattinAngels*
Oh JAG!!! I can’t believe you bought 6 copies of GQ!!!! That is hilarious!!!
<3 U!!!
Oh, and the TV and “real” book thing…yeah me too!!!
Wow – 6!!?? I have one copy, but I only read the article about him (it’s how I found out about Midnight Sun and finally read it) and nothing else. And by the way I HATE that I don’t have a copy of the Vanity Fair with the whole cast!
1) So those stupid rag magazines that print crap…I did buy a couple of them at first just because they had pictures of Rob. But then the articles were shit so I gave up after about 3. (Especially since I was killing puppies and rainbows and all of that).
2) I actually watched ALL of the Kids Choice Awards and it was excruciating, but I didn’t want to miss a second of Rob or anything Twilight or Twilight cast related. – That is seriously sick. And I know it.
3) After I read Twilight I consumed all things Rob related on my own for a few days but then I found you guys and Robsessed (and Twicrack Addict <—- which by the way…what the crap??? Thanks for the heads up I was wondering why it wasn't working today!) I check these sites everyday like clockwork. It has become part of my routine
4) I pushed my mom over the edge as well. I'm worse of course, but we feed each others addiction.
We seriously talk about Twilght stuff and Rob daily. It's a sickness.
5) I'm typically pretty unadventurous by nature, but I was EXTREMELY close to going to NYC to visit my friend this summer just because I was obsessed with getting a glimpse (from a far I swear! – I'm shy!) of Rob. I thought if I just saw him in person maybe I would just get over it already! – fat chance right?!?!
6) I miss set pictures! even though Remember Me was a crazy set that in my opinion was WAY too accessible…the eye candy was just…gah! David Slade runs a tight ship! (or at least it seems). Truthfully though…good for them. The movie will be more exciting that way.
7) I totally snag pictures the second they go up if I can because I know that in an hour they could be gone – and those last pics were just too yummy! – Although I missed the untagged ones because…you know…I blinked…and that's all it takes for things to be gone lately.
8) I never thought I would read fan fic and yet here I am with 7 or 8 under my belt…3 that I'm waiting for updates from…and a favorited "to read list" that rivals the book pile next to my bed (and between me and you…that is saying something…)
9) I feel really left out of this whole Twitter thing only because of my Robsession – because you guys are all on there! and I still don't think I get it!!! It moves too quick for me and it kind of freaks me out that you can get information that fast!
10) I have seen Little Ashes (and was pissed when it wasn't at my local art house theater right away when it came out – I had to WAIT for it…God forbid…), The Haunted Airman, How to Be and The Bad Mothers Handbook. Plus I own Harry Potter and GOF because well…I like those movies (Yes it's true) and also saw Vanity Fair and happened to watch the out-takes A LONG TIME before the fixation began because I like to take full advantage of DVD rentals.
The only Rob I haven't seen is the Ring of the Neubilings or whatever the hell its called. Unless there is something else I don't know about…
Yes I'm a very sick girl. Call the Robmedics please. I'm in dire need of some attention… *IfyouknowwhatI'msayingandIthinkyoudo*
And everyone, go read SpunkMe’s
You Get Me Closer to God.
New chapter up now!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5070334/9/You_Get_Me_Closer_To_God
And don’t forget to REVIEW!!!!!
REVIEWS = LOVE = MORE CHAPTERS!!!
Ditto. It’s hilarious and f*ckhawt. And Mr Patty dances! Go. Go now!
haha
And don’t forget the vid/music for this chapter….
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=39170284
Gaaaahhhh!!!! pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy…..
*thud*
Spunk,
You are the Queen of RobstenFanFicPorn!!!! I seriously <3 the shit out of you!!! You own my add (along with Rob and JAG…like I said, enough add to go around!)
Can't wait for Chapter 10…and ALL of the outtakes!!! Bring them on!!! I think we might need an outtake of all the shower fucking…right Annie???
Luvs ya Spunk!!!
You have a seriously Pervy mind Spunk Me…I f*&king love you girl!!! awesome chapter 9 is awesome….
Spunk….
Thankyou!!!! You, Mr. Patty and Rob’s tongue took me to a very happy place….*thud*
Spunk, Annie, Unleishd,
OK…you guys have me way too excited…and talked into IMMEDIATELY reading SpunkMe’s chapter NINE of “You get me closer to god. I was going to wait until tomorrow, but I’m GONNA READ IT NOW!!!!!!! Sounds too sexy to miss. Annie….whatayameanmrpattydances? OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDD
MUST.READ.NOW. *THUD*
SPUNKME….
Do you ever wonder if ROB and KRISTEN read “You Get Me Closer To God” to each other late at night in bed together and laugh their asses off and TRY OUT some of the sexual ideas you come up with in that story? LOL In my sick imagination, I think they DO…..HOW PATHETIC IS THAT? LOL
I haven’t read You Get Me Closer To God, but I plan on it as soon as I finish the other 8 stories I’m awaiting updates on.
Already read it last night….SQUEE! Love it!
Love this! I also no longer watch TV and only read Twi Smut. Must be normal right? I also have to confess that I am losing a bit of my Rob mojo with all the non smiling Rob pics….Quick someone help!
I’m worried that may be what he’s hoping for….that and to stop the papz of course. I think he’s just doing the “no smiling” thing because he’s said in the past that people assume the wrong things by his facial expressions. They don’t seem as sad to me as they seem like he’s just trying not to have ANY facial expressions whatsoever so as to appear boring to the papz and to cool all of us Rob fanatics down SOME so he can “HAVE A REAL LIFE”. LOL….. Even if some of us drop out, there will still be millions of rob fanatics out there….he’s done for for at least another 2-3 years at LEAST.
However, the Ryan Gosling thing died off in about a year and a half, but Ryan’s no Rob.
I agree with you Chloe, Ryan Gosling is not Rob and I think we’ll have a lot more than just 3 years to enjoy his perfection!
I became Rob-fixated as soon as I read “Twilight” and saw that Rob was going to be Edward. My BFF told me for months about the TwiSaga, and I said I thought she was crazy. Then I read them and that was the start of my journey!
I, too, rarely watch TV anymore, and read TwiPorn constantly, and/or view YouTube vids of Rob, Robsten, RobMusic (thanks, Jen, for a new diversion!), am on my 4th reading of BD, and of course, own “Twilight” DVD.
For the first time since I was about 12, I have hung posters (3) of Rob in my bedroom for my “personal viewing.” If I told you how old I am, you would probably LYAO @ me, so I won’t……
Went to the 1st midnite showing of “Twi”, already have tics in hand for 1st showing of NM. Am trying to score tics to the premiere in L.A., but no luck yet.
I thank JAG for this space to come and be a part of you pervy Pattinsluts or Pattinangels (whichever you choose…I prefer the former!). And I am so grateful for all of you talented ladies (yay, Spunk!!!) who provide us with TwiPorn…you’re the best. Thanks to JAG and the rest of you who do the YouTube vids, too……
So, that’s my story, and I’m stickin’ to it! <3 you gals (and guys, if they're any here!)…..
I OFTEN WONDER WHY I AM SO OBSESSED WITH ROB & ANYTHING TWILIGHT RELATED. I FEEL A BIT BETTER KNOWING I AM NOT ALONE. I DON’T LIKE THE PHOTOS WE SEE RECENTLY OF ROB HE ALWAYS LOOKS SO SAD. I KNOW IT’S THE PRICE OF FAME ETC BUT I HAVE TO ASK IS IT WORTH IT.
I AM SOOO JEALOUS ABOUT THE 6 GQ’S IT WASN’T AVAILABLE HERE IN AUS. I WAS TEMPTED TO GO EBAY
Yeah, I feel bad about Rob too, but he had to have known that this job comes with being in the limelight, especially when you’re as sexy and ϋber-talented as he is!
Well, that would explain why I can’t get into TwiCracked tonight. That just sucks.
Bless me, JAG for I have sinned. I have:
1) Mini Edward and he has escaped from his packaging and now resides on my desk at work…along with a full colour picture of Edward Cullen (New Moon Edward from the new website) He has been known to come out drinking with me and my girls and my bar bill seems to go up as does my consumption of tequila when he’s around…
2) Also have the Sexy Stars of Twilight…unread. Will probably get Sexy Stars of New Moon and also not read it!
3) Have “Film Fantasy Countdown to New Moon”, also unread – it cost me $10. Clearly I’m an idiot.
4) Bought The Robert Pattinson Album (his bio) on sale at Sunrise. Still have not read it but it’s not far from me as I type.
5) Bought a poster of FrenchRob in Wal*Mart – sigh. It was the RayBans and FrenchRob is my favourite in spite of the Grampa Old Navy Shirt. It’s still rolled up and in it’s plastic. I have no idea what to do with it! LOL!
6) The area around my computer is called my Twilight Zone…I have my unread mags, promo pictures, my DVD, the CD soundtrack and “The Books” all within reach.
7) I have seen Little Ashes – twice. Once in the theatre and once on-line
8) I have seen “The Haunted Airman”….on “your” site!!
9) I watched “The Bad Mother’s Handbook” on YouTube. It’s split up into about 15 10-minute segments but a good movie.
10) I have a copy of “How To Be” that someone downloaded for me but it’s crappy – it has drop-outs and some parts are not in sync – that did NOT stop me from watching it, though. I will be buying it in November.
11) I have now seen HP and the Goblet of Fire at least a dozen times.
12) Twilight would not be included in my top 10 favourite movies…I think the production quality of it sucked and CH is a horrendous director. There. I said it. However, that has not stopped me from watching it, the out-takes and deleted scenes at least once a week since I bought it in the spring. I even listen to the commentary….
OMFG I <3 your face! I forgot Twilight was meh at best and after I bought the DVD I didnt actually watch it or even open if for like 3 weeks LOL
YES and the irony of the fact that you can watch the Haunted Airman on my site still makes me giggle.
PS I love VintageRob in HPGoF
14) I am also addicted to Twi-Porn. It all started with a little story called “Wide Awake” and now, I’m hooked.
15) I will sit for hours watching Rob interviews on YouTube.
16) I do not believe in a) Robsten b) watching pap videos or looking at pap pictures c) screaming hysterical fangirls who have no respect for his personal space bubble.
Jan, what happened to 13? You owe us one.
hehehe
Yes, if you take your Pocket Edward out of his protective wrappings, antics will ensue. My P.E. has been to Pearl Harbor, he spent a wild hour in a (clean) airline barf bag, and he’s been photographed with the Jonas Brothers. A part of my brain fears ridicule when pulling out my toy vampire in public, but the desire to have a picture of Edward with his arm around my beer bottle trumps all.
The Cullen crest that came with Pocket Edward is on my desk, and I fondle it when I’m on the phone at work. Sometimes my co-workers fondle it too, having no idea what it is.
Case in point: http://twitpic.com/7ny9c
My crest is stuck on my monitor…..
How can I post a picture on here?
Tiffanised, the pic is fabulous. Terribly boy scout “Be prepared”!!!
BAHAHAHA!!!! Great pic of Pocket Edward – and I checked out the others you have … particularly liked PE surfing a banana and the one where he shows his appreciation of Rob. You’re so funny Tiff.
Tiffanized….is that a CONDOM that Pocket Rob is holding? HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Hey, it reminds me of that scene in that “AIRPLANE” series where they *BOTH* wear ENTIRE BODY CONDOMS. Did anybody see that? Gahh that was funny….
There’s a Rob “doll” out there I’ve seen pictures of that is either coming out SOON, or it’s rare or something because it LOOKS REALLY CLOSE TO ROB and is about the best one I’ve seen. Does anybody know which one I’m talking about because I may very well buy one, but I can’t do that till I know which one it is. LOL PLEASE HELP.
OMG OMG I AM NORMAL!
LMAO Tiffanized you slay me and Jan the Twilight Zone rocks hard!
I’ve talked myself out of the Edward doll thinking “what would I do with it?” Well now I know!! Tiff, those pictures are hilarious (tiny Edward and tiny ketchup!)
BRING ON THE ANTICS… JAG this could be a whole post in itself… Tiny Edward getting into all sorts of trouble!
@tiffanised – where is pic of Pocket Ed and the Jonas Bros – EPIC!!!
I wonder if P.E. is prepared in case he runs into Barbie.LOL!
Edward with the JoBros. They’re not holding him or anything, we were just really close at their concert, I had several strong margaritas, and nature took its course.
http://twitpic.com/esk2y
LOL Hilarious , Tiffanized!
#8….
What she said!!! Bite me, MS…
OK – here’s my Twilight Zone…or at least part of it.
http://www.twitpic.com/h612g
jan…hahahhahahh That’s funny. It looks like a spiritual ROB SHRINE! Do you bow down and light incense to it every morning? So funny…you guys make me laugh!
LMFAO! I love your shrine! I have a few shrines in my house too!
oooh confession time..as a good catholic girl I must take advantage
1) I haven’t seen LA yet ’cause the closest theatre that was playing it was 1 1/2 hrs away
2) I’ve only seen HA and BMH on youtube (but I did watch the whole thing)
3) tv no longer exists for me…unless Rob happens to be on….I’m ready for my sunday nite MTV date w/ you Rob!
4)I stopped buying gossip mags after I became Robsessed because I realized just how fucked they are and as Godze says, puppies die and angels cry when you buy them
5)I am srsly addicted to twismut…like srsly rehab center worthy
6) I put on HP GOF and pretend its for my kid…he’s 2, he’d rather be watching Thomas the mothereffing tank engine
7) speaking of my kid, I took him sneaker shopping over the wknd and bought him black & white nikes ’cause I saw them and thought of Rob (sad, very, very sad)
8)Mark Segal can just go screw himself because all those lovely pics are quite happily living on my hard drive for my viewing pleasure…and it really is a pleasure, a great pleasure
9)my greatest fear is that realRob won’t show up for the NM promo stuff…that the Rob we know and love will morph into ‘professional hollywood actor Rob’….that would be the only reason I lose my Robmojo
HOLY FUCK LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT rpgirl27 “he’s 2, he’d rather be watching Thomas the mothereffing tank engine”
that is the funniest thing i HAVE EVER READ. BWAHAHAHAHA
Ack I hated Thomas & the train almost as much as Barfey the Dinosaur GAH!
I wonder if Rob has ever watched Thomas the Tank Engine?
Ok, looks like everyone’s in the ‘fessin’ up mood – so, here goes…
1. I also don’t watch tv anymore, preferring to come on-line at Raor, where I’m guaranteed at least one HUGE laugh a day, usually more..even if I don’t post, I read everybody elses, and now ‘know’ you girls so well that if somebody doesnt appear I wonder if they’re sick or somethin’..
2. Any Rob stuff I buy I tell everyone is for my teenage daughter, and I have a ‘porn-stash’ hidden in my bedroom that I call my ‘escape pod’.
If the house was burning down I would grab my kids, pets, photo albums, laptop and porn-stash.
3. I bought a seperate laptop that holds just my Rob pics, youtube stuff and saved fanfics, all my ideas for new vids and songs that I’m considering turning into Robsmut.
4. I keep a notebook with fanfics listed in it in case my computer crashes, can’t live without it…Gaaaaahhh!
5. I get really pissed when the papsmears give my baby a hard time and scream at the screen…’f*k off you idiots’ and then want to go and give him a little hug, run my fingers thru his hair, pat his ass-candy, and say ‘just ignore the pricks’..honestly, who’s got this guy’s back???
6. I’m onto my 3rd copy of the twilight soundtrack – best part of the movie – apart from the Rob outtakes that SERIOUSLY should have been included!!!
7. I got mind-numbingly WET when I saw the latest leaked photo shoot, I saved each photo about half a dozen times, then saved a copy to CD and put it with my porn-stash…
I could keep going, but it’s probably just the same as you guys huh? And it’s normal, right?
Oh and I forgot..
8. My sleep patterns are totally f*cked up because of the different time zones everybody is in and I’ll stay up just to see who replies to a particularly funny comment on here…oh, and I love that I can say virtually anything and somebody, somewhere ‘gets it’ and I’m not considered a weird, obssessive, foul-mouthed old trollop.
LMFAO! Jo, I think you described practically everyone here!
{{{jochiify}}} Too, too funny! BTW, what’s your name mean?
Hey Sus,
My name – Pre-raor, in the dark ages, my bff and I, (being women of a certain age) discovered the power of the Holy Peen and began worshipping at the Church of St. Mattress. One day, while trawling the net for pics to satisfy our lust I came upon the stills from Twilight..so, we put together a little vid for ourselves (rated RRRRRR) in which Robward was our toyboy and was EXTREMELY naughty if youknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo!
Then, we discovered youtube and started watching other people’s vids, and tho’ they were pervy, they were a bit tame, so I wondered to myself, if I made a vid for you-tube how much I could get away with. So this was my first effort…
and it appeared to go down like a lead balloon! Being a you-tube novice I was given the ‘Jochiify’ name randomly (my name is Joanne) and it was sort of ok, cause I was taking Robpics and ‘Jochifying’ them! My next vid was a standard fangirl thing, which got heaps of hits, but was still disappointing to me – I didn’t want to stalk him, marry him, or have his babies, just fuck him blind really!!
After that I reined in my innerslut for a while, branded myself a cougar and resigned myself to a world of private perversions – until the poor bastard got dicked about in NY and I went into bat for him with my ‘Apology’ vid which got heaps of hits and thru that, someone (can’t remember who) suggested I might like the RAoR site…f*king history! Never looked back, yay, as soon as I read JAGS intro I knew I was okay here! So the ‘jochiify’ name came with me and I’ve been thinkin’ about grabbing an avi, but I’d have to change my name and havn’t got a clue what too…
In the meantime my you-tube vids still remain relatively PG13 compared to what I produce at home for private viewing..tho’ I still may be the only person to openly ask HHH about K-Stew being a pothead and about the pregnancy rumours….
And no, I don’t think I ever really go far enough on youtube…and yes…I need a new user name..any suggestions?
ps I have a new vid in the making which is based on AA’s 12 step programme as inspired by a private conversation between raezworld and myself which is lol raor-style funny!! Cumming soon…(thats what she said).
I have never felt more shameful or guilty that I saved the “tongue flicking rob” gif on my home page for easy access (2nd related guilt that I click on it at least twice daily-normal right?). I have marked on my calendar the release day of the barbie “edward” at wal-mart (how embarassing!). I want/plan to reread New Moon before it’s released but that damn twiporn will not release me!! I saw the Rob Pattinson calendar at Barnes & Noble then laughed with the cashier at how crazy my niece was for this “twilight guy” as I paid. Thank goodness my DH fully enables me.
WHAT THERE IS A BARBIE EDWARD!!!! YES IM YELLING!
Yup, available nov 1 for $25. The pic does’nt really sell it but I saw a close up in another mag and the likeness to rob is unbelievable! I think they got down the jaw and nose likeness perfectly. Never bought the other Twilight Edward-it looked to angsty but this….this is heavenly Edward (therefore heavenly rob).
ooops, forgot to add link
http://gossipteen.com/2009/08/11/official-edward-cullen-bella-swan-twilight-barbies-photos/
LMFAO! I always say my Rob related purchases are for my daughters, except for when I bought The sexy Stars of Twilight and my 9 y.o. daughter happened to be with me, when the clerk asked her if she liked this guy( meaning Rob on the cover) she laughed and said not as much as my mom does!
JAG don’t you ever shut down the blog. If you need to take a breather, take one, but shut down isn’t an option! If NOTHING ELSE, it needs to be here as a HOTNESS ARCHIVE.
My confession: i became a CHAIN SMOKER in Vancouver last April in order to have excuses to go out in front of my hotel (cast hotel too) in hopes of catching a glimpse of HHH. Only when he actually DID emerge i was too freaked out that he actually was right in front of me, alone and (unbeknownst to anyone in the general vicinity except a RAT paparazzi hiding in the bushes) that i just stood there and puffed my sham-ciggy. I have since murdered myself a million times over for this.
PS: i normally just smoke when i’m drinking, which is hardly ever.
I think I would have tossed the cig I had, pulled out a fresh one and then bummed a light from him!
IF I had seen Rob that day while smoking …I think I would have had a coughing fit and feigned death so I could MAYBE get Rob to give me mouth to mouth to save me. LOL (I don’t smoke, but I’d do it for Rob). LOL
LOL he was walking by fast with a muffin, Jen wouldv’e had to tackle him…on second thought not a a bad idea and you forgot one Confession Jen…think, think hard heehee
I love watching Rob smoke, it is sooo sexy. I’ts really strange because I have seen tons of guys smoke, but none of them have turned me on like Rob does when he smokes!
GREAT post…here go mine…not ALL of mine tho…i can only handle so much embarrassment:
1) i play Twilight every night as i go to sleep and the audio commentary every morning as i get ready for work
2) i got my best friends boyfriend (who i think is a jerk) to record HTB on VHS (only thing we had available) because I couldn’t wait for the DVD. the sound is crap and it skips…but i can still make out Robart…i now love my best friends boyfriend
3) i dont read anything other than FF now…i even stopped my repetitious ready of the Twilight series in place of FF
4) i go thru too much underwear now
5) i compare every mans features to Rob…and they all fail
6) i met Rob once but i dont believe it even with the picture. it was a fluke and it all felt like a dream. so i dont feel like i really ever met him in person. thats how disoriented i was. it doesnt feel real.
7) i look at every rob picture that comes out. and commit it to memory… permanent memory. long term memory
8) i wish i didn’t have to work or talk to non-robs sometimes…(all the time)…and i could fall just into a Rob Black Hole…oblivion…never to be seen or heard from again by anyone that doesnt love rob
9) i plan on buying a ticket to every showing of RM vday wkend at my theater in hopes of helping Rob beat Valentines Day the movie. im saving up for this.
10) i think “taboo” things are hot as long as rob is doing it : smoking, kissing a woman while killing her, making out in LA which i watch regularly, etc etc (fyi…i personally dont think gay is taboo)
and a bonus one
11) students in my classes named robert or edward already get softer grading *smh*
LMAO Will you link us to your pic, I think I remember seeing it somewhere, it was cute.
JAG…here ya go http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/08/fan-encounter-and-picture-from-08082009.html
That’s me but i feel like I was photoshopped in there LOL…feels like a dream….the best dream EVER of course
…no wait…meeting Rob isn’t the best dream…*evil grin* i’ve had waaaay better Rob dreams 
Again…LOVED this post
Congratulations getting up the nerve to talk to Rob! Lucky. I would love to meet Rob, but honestly I don’t think I could. I’m rather shy, especially around men I find attractive (how did I ever get married??). I’d never scream at Rob or try to touch him-but I blush like crazy and would be a blushing, stammering mess. Not really the image I’d like to present. I think if I were in the same room with him I’d turn around and leave. Or try to discretely get an eyeful.
Maybe if I’m ever lucky enough to meet him I’ll find the courage to not run away,haha.
Aaawww! I am so jealous! I have tried to find Rob in Vancouver a few times but I’ve had no luck. BTW I agree with your #8 comment, I totally wish that I could only be surrounded by Rob lovers just so I could talk about him all day!
Brilliant post!
-I totally missed out on RobQ. Kept talking myself out of it.
-I illegally downloaded HTB, BMH, & THA. I love them all & they are all on my ipod. (along with Twilight) I would have LA as well, but can’t find a reliable link. I’ve watched it multiple times online, though. My only defense? I use the footage for Rob Crack videos. It’s a moral imperative.
-I still don’t have a copy of HTB soundtrack. I really want it, but I wish there wasn’t so much filler/score music.
-I also haven’t read any real books since I started writing ff again. I’ve only referred to BD, which has become my bible. If I read anything it is always ff.
-I have Rob on my phone’s wallpaper, and whenever I’m stressed at work I flip it open and smile. I also have a let me sign ringtone that I made.
please please email me the Let me sign ringtones…beggin here >>>
JAG-I found mine on http://www.myxer.com just type it in the search engine and its free…I guess I should have added that to my confessional, every time my phone rings Rob sings to me so even when its someone I don’t want to talk to I still get excited
@JAG
I’ll try to email this too, but I know you get a shit-ton of email. Here is the direct link to the tone I made. It’s from this awesome site, phonezoo. All you have to do is enter your phone info and it will text the tone to your phone. You can choose from tones already made, like the one I did, or you can create your own by uploading an mp3 & picking a 30 second clip. It’s actually REALLY easy! And addictive! My phone is full of Flight of the Conchords, now. And Rob.
http://www.phonezoo.com/Ringtone.do?id=83583169&fromPath=ShowMyZoo
Dammit! I just noticed that the link I just posted only goes to my page when I’m signed in. for some reason it’s got my tones listed as private. I can’t find a way to change it. Short of me texting it to you, I’d could email you the clip, but then you’d need to email it to your phone. However you’d like it, my dear!
Malea – Borders, it is your Rob friend in Australia, I got my beautiful GQ there, plus too many other lovely picture books about Rob.
They just think I have teenage daughters – have you seen the latest Dolly with it’s 174 Twilight pages separate bonus book?
I too never watch much Tv anymore, who has time with robobsessing on the net, thank goodness for my new laptop in bed – fanfic also rules my life – I have books sitting there ready to read, but nuh I’m too stuck on all the Edwards that are doing my head in trying to keep them straight (which one was shy, which one is a nerd, douche, arrogant, bastard – oh it’s confusing).
Got my midnight tickets to New Moon/Twilight double.
And my online friends from other forums wonder where i got lost.
But I do go to movies at least once a fortnight – as therapy to stop obsessing for one night, and it’s with a fellow addict so we can compare our little ‘problem’ and believe we are pretty good doing other stuff at least sometimes.
Kes,
I bought the Dolly with the bonus mag (for my daughter of course!) I may or may not have also bought teen poster books, removed anything Rob-related and then handed them on…
Jo,
I may or may not have bought 3 Dolly mags….
And also a Robward Mug… http://www.twitpic.com/dgzzs
Totes normal!!!
OMG, I have a Robward coffee mug too…personalised!!! so no other f*ker can piss off with it!!!! At least I get to wrap my lips around him occasionally….
totes normal!!!! LMFAO!
I love that you said ‘fortnight’ and I have a copy of Dolly from 1985 when I was in Sydney LOL
JAG, I love you! You are awesome! IF you ever shut down RoaR though, I’ll be like a wittle wost puppy! You don’t want that, now do you?
OH, FUCK ME, CONFESSION TIME!
1) I’ve watched all the bootleg versions of HTB, HA, & LA.
2) The only reason I read the Twilight Books is b/c I saw Rob on the cover of a magazine as the character set to portray Edward Cullen. I have sense not read another RL book with actual pages b/c I’m too fucking busy reading TwiSmut.
3) I purchased the Special Collector’s Addiction of the movie that came with the Jewelry Box (that has ROBward looking at you when you open it), the soundtrack, charm bracelet, watch, 3 disc movie, bookmark, & 10 shimmery photo prints which I may or may not have framed. I also bought backup copies to the movie & soundtrack out of fear of wearing them out b/c I watch & listen to them so much.
4) I have spent more time googling pics & you-tube videos of Rob than I have spending time with my husband.
5) I may have 30 different folders full of Robporn on my computer & I may or may not have tons of mags that I haven’t read but have b/c he was in them.
6) I bought the Twilight’s Director’s notebook b/c of CH talking about Rob’s character & it had pics & inside info about shooting the movie.
7) I do not have any footage of my two boys on video but I have lovingly constructed 4 videos of Rob.
8) JAG, get those washable crayons that you can write on your shower wall with. I may have bought those “for my kids” but use them to write down paragraphs for my fic. (I may have also attempted to murder my husband b/c he washed one off one time before I got to copy it down.)
9) I use Rob’s lingo & Robisms daily in my vocabulary. As well as other Twilight references, Lord help me.
10) I have more naughty dreams about Rob than I’ve had of all the other men combined.
11) Every time I go to Wal-Mart, I have to go by the posters to see if they have any new ones in & beg my husband to by them if they do. I may or may not have a few of these.
12) I too now hate television & only watch the award shows that Rob is on. I also saves those to the DVR & threaten my husband with castration if he ever deletes them.
13) I only watched Harry Potter (all of them) because I knew Rob was in the 4th one.
I think I’ll stop now. I’m horrible, and deeply troubled, & I may need help, however; I’m not depraved or stupid, nor fucking psycho. I want to beat a motherfucking pap down for stalking Rob & I wish he had a life outside of acting to be normal. I would happily dropkick a MINER if they try to choke out Rob again. I want him, above all else, to simply be happy no matter what that is.
Oh, and I get slightly giddy that I was born February 13, 1986 & Rob was born March 13,1986.
~Christina
P.S. Even if you don’t read her stories, make sure to go tweet @LolaShoes happy birthday b/c we all love her & want her to know she’s special & loved.
Errr, damn, my post is super fucking long.
OH, & I also have Rob as my background everywhere. My Zune, my phone, the desktop, the lappy, everywhere!
I also can look at a picture & tell you where it was photographed for the most part. I don’t go as far back as his HP days & before, but besides that. I have locations, photoshoots, premieres, & all that jazz mostly memorized. My hubs quizzes me for fun sometimes, how sad is that.
Christina4,
None of that is sad to me…my bff and I talk in Rob/Raorspeak, and I’ve been known to get into the odd verbal with random tweens at magazine racks over who is hotter – JailbaitJake or RobWard – no-brainer!
I once bought some black lace panties just in case I ran into Domward…duuh, lines between fantasy and reality blurred much? And guess what? I don’t give a flying f*ck, ’cause I lurv my little fantasy-life!!
LMFAO Christina I <3 your face
LMFAO! Jo, I’ve actually gotten my hubby to rip off my panties to help fulfill my BB fantasy!
JAG roflmao at your confessions
oh lord if we all have to confess to stuff i suppose i better
!.i watch little ashes at least 3 times a week last count i had seen it 34 times
2.ive seen twilight way too many times to count but hubby puts it at around 58
3.i have edward posters in my kitchen and i say morning to them everyday.
4.i watch rob on the ellen show(i have it sky plussed/ or tivo’d for you in the states)every night before i go to bed
5.i have whilst sleeping called my hubby rob.he was nto impressed but as i was asleep felt his shouting at me was a bit harsh it was something i had no control over
6.i may sit on the computer spending time on here and other rob sites when i should be doing the housework.again causing hubby to shout
7.i have soo many pics of rob saved on my computer its hard to pic which one i want for my background each day.
8.i have a pic of rob in my purse next to a pic of my kids.
9. ok and the confession i am most ashamed of i have liked rob since i took my boys to see goblet of fire when it was out.i know im gross he was so young blah blah blah but there you go i couldnt help it.*hangs head in shame*
LOL
Sarah I love Rob on Ellen. my favourite interview. I love his laugh. I love him laughing at his parents dancing…I love him laughing at the Bite me Ellen underwear…I just hate all the girls screaming its so f*&king pointless…what is supposed to do scream back…sorry the screamers just do my f*&king head in
I agree I’m going down, sometimes I wish I could strangle those screaming fan girls!
My Turn!
And let me say first that I tend to share many of the same confessions as previously listed…
1)I may or may not have just purchased a special French ‘Twilight’ package on French Amazon yesterday. I believe this will help me learn the language…right!
2)My work has suffered…and sometimes I get scared that I may get caught at work while I visit RAoR and other Rob blogs. But it still doesn’t stop me…I’m insane (yes they can track where I go)
3)I get angry and irritable when I can’t read my fanfics on twilighted during a normal week. Real books just don’t grab me anymore.
4)My boyfriend is jealous and mocks me from time to time
5)Everything reminds me of Rob or Rob related especially music, while listening to my ipod I often wonder if he would like it (ugh, while writing this I feel ill…I do sound sick!)
6)The closest people in my life sadly do not share my love for Twilight or Rob…and for this I feel separated from them but when anyone else I meet admits to liking either I automatically feel a kinship with them.
7)I am one of the few people that does not own a laptop and am only now considering doing so because of ff & being able to read it in bed
8)I have always hated smoking but now I’m starting to like the smell
LMAO at number 1. Yes you will learn how to say Maybe Im the bad guy en francais or Hold on tight spider Monkey heehee
ha ha ha this is the funniest thing ever…we all need be in a robsessed recovery program….It is 12:30am and i am UP and everyone else is asleep and i have to go to work tomorrow and teach first graders but I was up reading Snowed In …here are my pathetic confessions:
have been obsessed with rob (it comes and goes in waves) for about 8 months…
read twilight did not want to read it sister in law told me too last october i had never heard of it…became completely obsessed with it( there is that word again) went to stephenie’s website and that is how it all started…looking at twilight sites
then rob started doing all of the interviews to promote the movie…the first time i realized i had a HUGE crush on him…drunk rob walking down the street talking about the VMA did not watch VMA but i thought WOW he is so goodlooking blah blah
starting prowling around on the internet…the interviews…he is so funny and sexy and …
my husband watched Jay Leno with me”this is the guy you think is cute???”he was shocked and i was pissed dont diss rob ha ha
want hubby to wear doc martens and grow hair out…hubby is a 31 year old attorney he does not appreciate suggestions…
6 year old son calls rob eward diggory
husband calls him”that pattinson kid”
discovered fan fiction in august have been reading tons of stories and obsessed (there is that word again)
rob is my screen saver one of the pics from the mark segal shot
was very depressed for about 2 days when it was confirmed that rob and kristen were an item
watched the horrific teen choice awards
bought 2666 when i saw a pic of rob at the airport with it and bought kings of leon cd after seeing rob at concert way back with Niki and sage ( i am not making this crap up)
have vanity fair, GQ(2) and In Style and they are in a very safe hidden place
dont buy any rag mags never did
saw twilight 4x in movie theatre-family went to see Bolt and i went to see twilight by myself( OMG i can not physically be at the theatre when rob is here and not see him) hubby not happy camper….hubby is jealous sometimes that is so funny and cute to me
bought 6 year old son black nikes for back to school shoes ( not kidding)
make music for the ipod for the treadmill with just songs to remind me of rob love game ,personal jesus, miles away, in my arms etc..
i need to go cold turkey but something keeps sucking me back in…oh yeah like the mark seagl pix… was smiling like a complete idiot …breathe idiot ..well i am powerless to resist
kristin…..your asking your attorney husband to wear doc martins and grow his hair out….IS SO DAMNED FUNNY!!!!!!! LOL Thanks for that….you all make my day!
Kristin, I’ve also tried to get my hubby to grow his hair out, and I want to get him a Stoli shirt,LOL, but I don’t have to work on his shoes because he already wears black & white Nikes!
I’ve finally (good/bad?) have gotten over my robsession. I still like him and think he’s cute and all…. But the spark has gone….
I still love the fanfics…
I’ve finally come to realise there sre just so many hotter guys (or should I say eye candy) out there.. I just take all the good bits from all of them, put them together.. And wallaa.. I have my dream man
the funniest part to all this is that my eye candy comes form a coupple other vamps… Non Twilight.. And damn they make RP look second class… Hate to say.. (puts up sheild)
Hubby was jealous.. For a while.. More cause he couldn’t understand the attraction to RP.. Past eye candy of mine have not bothered him the slightest…
Kids are much better… I take more notice of them now… I appreciate them more and don’t feel so bad……
Looking back.. I don’t regret anything.. Ever.. But I kinda think to myself What the hell was I on?
Rob once had his place on my desktop… No longer though….. My kids do..
Hubby and I have had more arguments in the past g months than in the past 12 yrs…. Not good… I mean.. Dishes? Washing? Cleaning? Who cares… He can do it when he gets home from work right? Ahhh not really… I mean I don’t work at the moment… Stay at home mum… Ahh shit.. I HAVE been baaad…… *sigh*
That’s it for now.. Sure there is more… But I better fold the washing before hubby comes home….
So I confess. I still love RP.. Just don’t have the mojo of the past.. And must admit.. Life is fking fab right now…
Love Bbee..
PS – JAG, still looove ya posts and occasionally visit…. Keep up ya great work honey… Mwah!
Bbee l am lmfao at you…your husband can do all the shit around the house when he gets home from work cos your too busy perving on Rob all day…f*&king love that…I have burned so many dinners in the last couple of months…the house is falling apart and I couldnt give a Rats ass!!!
Thanks Bbee, glad life is good and you still come and visit <3
I’m not a stay at home mom, I work just as much as my hubby does. When he’s not working he spends his time on the playstation, or playing basketball at the park with his friends. I don’t see why I should feel any shame for not doing housework when he’s not doing it either!
spunkransomlover….
The prob with me.. and I do agree with you… I work (well used to
) as hard as hubby.. but he has been doing almost everything.. if not everything on his own…..
He has always been too good to me.. with house chores etc.. so I kinda feel like I was a total slack @ss and that was the point I was trying to make..
but for the record…. as a result of my obsession with RP… I truelly believe I’ve become a better person… so there is a win out of all this…
Oh that is such a great post JAG I can so relate to all of the above totally relate and here are some of mine…keeping in mind Im a July newbie..
1. as shared previously my bh is now dressed as NY Rob and I have thrown out all his jeans with a zipper only button flys allowed now. demanded he only shaves once a week and no haircuts..
2. watch twilight pretty much every day and read one of the 4 books at all times. dont even pick up magazines anymore… have 2 copies of twilights in case God forbid someone asks me to borrow it.
3. have bought all Robs dvds and when Im not watching twilight I am watching them…
4. have shirked all my responsiblities in favour or blogging at RAOR or creepin for rob in any shape or form
5. have virtually blanked any of my friends who arent into Rob or worse are Team Jacob..
6. seriously considered booking a first class british airways return flight from toronto in November via Heathrow on the off chance he might be going home that day via toronto cos he did this last year. (my husband is a carpenter and I only work part time )
7. try to listen to music I think Rob likes…I know thats seriously warped and my heavy metal still comes into play…
8. Have my outfit and hairstyle all planned for New Moon release…I live in Glasgow about 6000 miles from West Hollywood lol..
9..Imagine doing all sorts of bad things with Rob in all sorts of bad ways…constantly to the point of sometimes I cant even hold a conversation Im so far up his ass….
Well thats all for now but the best thing is I dont even feel creepy posting this here cos I know I will read as bad or worse as the day goes on!!!
LMFAO
JAG , you are catching up girl only a handful of votes behind Robsessed!!!!
I’m going down…..delighted that there is a fellow Glaswegian RAoR girl!!
WHAT HE’S FLYING THROUGH TORONTO!
how funny are you? god, i can totes relate! i used to bitch to the hub about his wardrobe, but then heck! he’s been dressing like rob since 1982!! so i’ve decided to just let him be. also, when the hub is on top of me, eyes closed, o-face in place, i can’t help but see rob there, looking like he did in that one cab shot with his eyes closed and his hands behind his neck *poof* gets me every time!
No JAG, I dont think he is flying through Toronto honey (you f*&king wish) its just that there was a post of him last November on some site photos of him arriving at Pearson,, think he did an apperance on Much Music (Ive hated that f*&king show since the 90s) and then a day or so later around the 18th of November he got a flight from Toronto to Heathrow..must have been for the Twilight UK premiere… so i had got this in my thick head that since I was going to be in Toronto around the same time (a year later) maybe just maybe (would be better buying a lottery ticket) he would be flying direct to the UK…but that aint gonna happen cos he has filming to do on Unbound Captives if I have it right
Yes itange…
we are no longer alone girl!!! 2 of us in Glasgow…I know a few girls who love him too but I havent gave them this site link so I can perv anonymously!!!
Im going down….also…..RAoR is my dirty little secret
LMFAO! I love #5, I don’t even talk to my sister as much as I used to because she refuses to even watch Twilight, because she thinks it’s some stupid teen movie!
OMFG! JAG!! Great Post!! I can’t stop laughing..all you ladies crack me up!!
Here goes my list of shame!
1. My son can identify Rob in a picture. He’s 2. Nuff said….AtR=FAIL
2. I fantasize about Rob when I’m consulting with my patients all day at work, damn it, I’m a health care professional..
3. I recently had a British man visit my place of work and once he starting speaking, i found myself gripping the counter and co-worker said afterwards that I looked like I wanted to lick him….and I did!! and he’s not even Rob!! WTF?
4. I was still relatively new to my Robsession when the RobQ first came out. I may have paid $24.50 for a copy from eBay. OMG!
5. I may have watched the ending of Bad Mother’s Handbook, like 3700 times because I love the way he says “earrings” and I think the whole bumbling, babbling Rob getting pushed into the bedroom is the hawtest thing ever!
6. I have lost all interest in TV and Books….I prefer RAoR, Twitter, FB and FF.
7. I get seriously annoyed with my RL friends that don’t want to talk about Rob for a majority of the time.
8. My husband is prohibited from touching the MacBook. It is mine now and mine alone. I don’t even know how many Rob pics I have saved…I stopped counting at like 250!
9. I may have completely embarrassed myself and totes exposed my Robsession, in which I am reminded almost daily about, just to get….*cough*…assistance with acquiring scripts from Rob’s upcoming movies.
10. I have signed up every zip code within 40 miles of my house with Fandango to ensure that I am notified when NM tickets become available. I HAVE to be there for the midnight showing. I get panicky when i think about NOT being able to get tickets.
11. Rob smoking is f*cking hawt (everyone smoking=FAIL)
This is actually kinda fun!! LMAO! *facepalm*
Oh!!! and
12. I refuse to buy rag mags-don’t want to fuel the pappz!
13. I made one of my RL friends come over and watched the TCA with me. Our friendship hasn’t been the same since. Ooops!
14. I bought the Robert Pattinson calendar for myself then ran back to B & N to buy another one for my e-bestie in Oz then shipped it to her.
OMG…Somebody stop me!!!!
Awwwww….ATR…you know ur e-bestie loves you for doing that, right??? *winkwink*
AMEN!
Rob smoking is f*cking hawt (everyone smoking=FAIL)
ATR and Jag I totally agree, Rob smoking is definitely f*cking hawt! Everyone else smoking is a double FAIL!
>>>>Rob smoking is f*cking hawt (everyone smoking=FAIL)<<<<
Damn straight! I HATE smoking. With a passion. I'm nearly 27 and I've never even tried a cigarette. My discontent with any smokers that I know is always written on my face, even if I don't say anything. Yet where Rob is concerned, I want to see more of that shizz……
Hi guys!
First off I apologize for yesterday’s OVER EXCITEMENT. I felt like a caged wild animal and when I said who I really was, it was like blowing wide open like a busted balloon. I got too excited. I just love RAoR and you guys and JAG too and I wish I could keep myself in check. I can’t seem to find the middle ground behaviorally wise. Just want you guys to know, I love you guys a lot! Thanks to JAG for this wonderful blog and for her patience. Thanks.
PS….I didn’t post right away at the beginning tonight as I tend to post too much cause this is my time of night when I AM ACTIVE around midnight EST. I just sat back and enjoyed YOUR POSTS and laughed and nodded and agreed.
MY ROB ADMISSIONS…..oddly enough, you guys kinda were worse than me. I really loved reading everyone’s posts.
1. I have both Robert Pattinson’s GQ magazine and Ryan Gosling’s GQ magazine cover and I have them sitting on a bookshelf on a plateholder staring at me in my office. LOL (Ryan Gosling’s GQ cover is so overwhelmed with Rob’s beauty, that he sometimes falls off his plate holder face down in complete jealousy and awe of Rob’s intense BEAUTY!
2. I too have stopped watching TV 85% less than I used to. It just really sucks and NOTHING compares to my “special Rob and RAor” time. I come running home from my gigs feeling like I’ve MISSED SOMETHING HUGE! I don’t even strip my shoes off, or go pee until I turn on the laptop and see if Rob has surfaced, or you all have said something really funny!
3. YES, as I said yesterday, I SLEEP with my LAPTOP on and plugged in with Rob’s face as my wallpaper and screensaver. It’s the closest I’m going to get to having Rob in my BED and damn it, I’m gonna lick the hell out of my monitor screen and I tell Rob’s face on the screen that he’s BEAUTIFUL and I SIGH every time my computer boots up to his gorgeous face! I even say “goodnight” Rob when I turn off my laptop. LOL That’s just sick….is this normal? Or do I need help? I worry my bed will catch on fire some night from leaving the laptop on on my bed, but WHAT A WAY TO GO. She died from Rob Pattinson’s sex eyes catching her bed on FIRE!
4. Yes, I do watch the “how to be” and “french interview teaser” with Rob’s tongue licking and flicking GIFs WAY WAY WAY WAY too often and sometimes I will stare at the “how to be” one and just stare at his eyes and think: “you little devil, you are such a wicked wicked boy” and I LOVE HIM FOR IT!
It always makes me happy to see it.
5. No, I didn’t buy that “Life story of Rob pattinson” magazine at the grocery store yesterday, but I’m thinking of going back to GET IT today as I’m having panic attacks because I didn’t and I’m afraid they’ll all be gone. There were 3 left. LOL I was too embarassed to buy it. My checkout person even read my birthday card to my dad yesterday so I KNOW someone will comment about the Rob magazine too. LOL
6. This is just gross. Oh sh*t should i say this? Oh hell, I’m not alone, you guys just wouldn’t say this. When I’m masturbating, I talk dirty “to Rob” and scream his name when it happens. Debbo cowers in fear……and runs under the bed. Don’t shoot! It’s confession time, isn’t it?
7. My cat’s are jealous of all the time I spend on this computer and they rub their faces on the monitor corner and try to sit between my computer keys and my body trying to get attention when here I am talking to a plastic box when there’s live animals DYING to be loved. GUILT GUILT GUILT Ok, so I hug them, but it’s hard to type while hugging them, but I do it.
8. Yes, of course I skip ahead to the LEMONS in the fan fics and THEN go back and read the whole stories. LOL Who DOESN’T do that? I saw a few confessions of that on TWITTER. I SEE YOU! LOL
9. I’ve watched “How To Be” and “Haunted Airman” and “Little Ashes” ALL on YouTube REPEATEDLY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. It’s frustrating to watch them on such a small screen though and I WILL buy them when they come out in the US on DVD. I just need my Rob fix. I can’t tell you which is my favorite. I just have certain scenes from each film that turn me on A LOT and I go watch them FIRST most of the time. I have them memorized as to which “part” they are on on YouTube.
10. After TWILIGHT premiered, I waited 4 days for the fan girls to stop screaming before I went to see the film, HOWEVER, I kept going on youtube to see all the PIRATED “cell phone” videos all those girls took pictures of of Twilight and had seen the WHOLE MOVIE completely before I spent the money to see it at the theatre. My hours are so late, I beat YouTube to them before they were removed. hehehhehehe
I went to see it on an AFTERNOON matinee when ALL the screaming girls were in their wittle schools. I had him almost ALL TO MYSELF!
11. I watch the Twilight COMMENTARY way way way way way way too often just to hear Rob talk and laugh and joke and say every time I wish Catherine would shut the hell up more so Rob could joke more. LOL No disrespect to Catherine as she WAS the director, but I WANTED TO HEAR MY ROB make jokes about EVERY ONE of his scenes and you know if he had REALLY let loose, they would have made the commentary R rated. LOL I stop and repeat all my favorite sound bites he makes and play them over and over and over. I especially love: “ooooooh naughty”, “now listen guys”……”slow down, you’re going to fast (about the car background being too slow for the car speed when they are driving off from the 4 dudes that attacked Bella). “HE-LLOOOOOO” when he’s talking about when the guy in the boat turns around to see Victoria and says “helllooooo sexually”…..as Rob saw it anyway. “I’m just a sweaty guy” and “I don’t see nothin wrong…giggle giggle giggle giggle” is my FAVORITE and I replay that JOYOUSLY FUNNY giggle constantly. These make me SO HAPPY and
“Rob SAT-IS-FIED” when I listen to that commentary.
12. YES, I saved the new set of Rob pictures at least 5 or 6 times accidently. You know, you just want to MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THEM ALL…is that weird or what? nahhhhhhh And when I go through my HUGE collection of Rob porn photos, I notice there’s WAY TOO MANY with WAY TOO MANY COPIES of the same pictures in there and I just am afraid to edit them as I may delete one by accident that I can’t live without! pant pant
13. Yes, I was hoping Rob would end up with Kristen and I was afraid to hang out at LTR because I couldn’t stop talking about Rob pattin-porn and Robsten Fan fic there. YES, they are nice people and I loved reading them, but I felt like I was the devil cause I PREFER Robsten and Pattinporn over ALL OF the other fan fics.
14. I too didn’t think Twilight was all that good of a movie, but went to see it because of ROB ONLY. HE WAS WORTH the price of admission and I went more than once. The second it started, I thought it moved too fast and didn’t stay long enough on the romantic parts and I HATED the green filter “LOOK” of it and REALLY HATED Rob’s makeup. If I were Rob, I’d have never left the makeup chair until they toned down the white skin and red lips from RUBY RED, to at least pale red. I LOVE how the new makeup looks in the newest NEW MOON and the brown tones really look so much warmer and can’t wait to see NEW MOON, but am afraid I will have ROB WITHDRAWALS when he’s not in the film as much as the first one.
15. This is a hard one to admit, I CRIED when Rob cut all of his hair off! LITERALLY CRIED! It was a very very sad day. I LOVE ROB and would love him bald, but OH GAWD, I loved his longer hair! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
16. The Rob “droughts” have almost killed me. They were really dark dark times. LOL
17. OH HERE IS THE WORST ONE OF ALL. I was on twitter one night and someone said that Rob was at a certain bar in the EAST VILLAGE in NYC. I had just gotten home from a gig and it was like 1:30 am in the morning, or maybe later and I actually CALLED THE BAR and told the bartender to tell Rob to “have a great night and to enjoy his time off after RM” and that’s it. I didn’t ask to talk to him OF COURSE as that wouldn’t have happened and YES that was really creepy, but I JUST HAD to do it. It was the ONLY WAY (in my head) at least that I knew I’d EVER get even remotely close to have “reached out and made a connection” with ROB.
18. And lastly, all my family and friends know about my Rob addiction. I send them ALL HIS NEW PICTURES in BIG FORMs and try and convince them all the time WHY I LOVE HIM and ADORE HIS BEAUTY and they still don’t get it. My mom will go “la la la la la” with her hands over her ears when I go into a long spew of the latest about ROB and my dad calls him a pussy. sigh. I even send his pictures to my MALE MUSICIAN FRIENDS! LOL gahhhhhhhhhh He’s just SO BEAUTUIFUL, how can they NOT delight in his beauty as much as I do? I’m determined to sway them. OH YEAH, my mom and I have a war as to who’s more handsome: “her idol Robert Redford from The Way We Were” or my Rob in GQ magazine. It’s all out WAR I tell you! LOL ROB could kick Robert Redford’s ass in the beauty department. I HAVE PROOF and damn it she’s gonna realize it someday! LOL
Lastly…I may have sent “THE OFFICE” and a picture of GQ BB ROB to my mom’s 65 year old friend and she may, or may have not been amused by it. LOL I THOUGHT she’d dig it cause she’s the type that always sends me DIRTY JOKES and DIRTY PICTURES that are funny in e-mails. But apparently “the office” was one foot into hell in her eyes……sigh.
I guess I have to admit it, “I’m a ROB PERV and a PATTINSLUT and there’s no getting over it!”
OK, enough…there’s lots more, but these are bad enough!!!!!! Besides, as usual, it’s too freaking long. LOL
chloe/debbo
PS….I read FAN FIC for so long and so early into the DAWN hours now that I damned near have gone BLIND. It’s like what they used to say to men about masturbating too much as a teenage boy…..I feel like I read so much FAN FIC and “do THAT” also, I’m going to go blind….and it very well may HAPPEN cause these ROB porn stories are SO HOT!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHH These women are amazing who write these stories! LORD HAVE MERCY, I could never have thought up the porn they’ve come up with and you KNOW how bad *I* am….wow. I bow before them!!!! PATTIN PORN, ROBSTEN and TWI PORN writers RULE!!!!!!
You know it’s time to quit reading fan fic at a seating when you have the monitor display set almost all the way down (cause it’s too bright), you are squinting your eyes and only one eye is left open as you fall asleep between paragraphs and your mind wanders to fu*cking Rob so OFTEN while reading these fan fics that you end up reading the same paragraph OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER because of your short attention span and LONG ROB porn span…..brain interruptions. It almost makes me wonder if I have attention deficit disorder, but I know it’s just Rob peen deficit disorder!
yeah yeah I know shut up….lastly lastly….every time I go to “WAL-MART” to buy deoderant and all those kinds of supplies I go over and stare at the HUGE POSTER of Rob from the SEX PREMIERE! I have tried to talk myself into buying it MANY TIMES…..but I JUST CAN’T without feeling like an idiot 13 year old. Besides, I’m into really nice abstract art I’ve spent a lot of money on and as beautiful as Rob is, a teenage POSTER, just isn’t going to cut it next to a 1963 abstract painting as big as a bed that I paid way too much for……cough….
But I may break down and buy it any way for my bedroom to use as inspiration for: coughcoughIthinkyouknowwhatImeanandthatposterofRobissofuckingsexy,hewouldwearmerawinsideifIdidhangit upcoughcough
uhhhhhh WAS THAT TOO LONG OF A COMMENT?
EVERYONE….ALL TOGETHER NOW; “YES, IT’S TOO FU*KING LONG A COMMENT, SO SHUT THE FU*K up NOW DEBBO BECAUSE YOUR “ROB CRAZY” IS SHOWING!”
LASTLY, LASTLY, LASTLY, LASTLY PS…..(DON’T SHOOT!)…..
I keep THREE Rob pictures in my purse that I’ve “laminated” so they don’t get messed up AND when perform playing piano and singing live for people, I sing to “ROB” instead of the audience on the love songs….I sing them SO MUCH BETTER when Rob is “there” than when he isn’t. One time I forgot to transfer him when I changed to my evening purse and I was BESIDE MYSELF ALL NIGHT and almost had a panic attack in the bathroom cause I was WITHOUT MY ROB PICTURES! I felt like a Rob addict needing a fix….it makes me REALLY BEGIN TO WORRY about myself when I can’t leave the house without a ROB PICTURE in my purse.
How many people have a Rob picture in their purse now?
I have Rob/Edward on my fridge, in my purse, in my car’s drink holder, in my underwear drawer (ode to BB) , in a cupboard I have to open a thousand times a day, as wallpaper on the PC and flooding my iphone.
Chloe, I know what you mean about singing better when Rob is “in” the audience, I run much faster when he’s watching me from his car, deciding when to pull over and offer me a ride…*blush*
My confessions mostly line up with the others but I’ll add that my little boys are dressing up as Edward and Emmett playing baseball for Halloween.
@Deb24601
OMG!! LMFAO! Brilliant idea!!
“I’ll add that my little boys are dressing up as Edward and Emmett playing baseball for Halloween.”
I suggested this same idea to my hubs…I wanted to dress my son up as Edward, I even found a little gray pea coat!!…..He gave me “the look” and told me that he’d commit me if I did such a thing. I let him win this time but I bought the little gray pea coat anyways just to spite him. heeheehee…
LOL! chloe I know what you mean about that Rob poster, I work at Wal-Mart and I find myself constanly wandering over to the poster section just so I can look at it, and btw, about #6 you’re definitely not the only one!
Hmm dare I post my ROBfessions .. what the hell, yeah …
1. I am old enough to know better than be obsessed by a near-perfect 23 year old who wouldn’t take a second look at me .. but I DON’T CARE
2. I am English and harbour a secret belief that I’m going to run into him in the street one day and go for coffee .. lol .. true .. and we’ll be BFF
3. Some days I feel guilty about being a fan and feeding the media frenzy .. because if there are pics … I’ll look (altho I’m with Jag – sometimes it’s all too much and all the same) I don’t generally buy mags etc. just because he’s in them – thouh I wish I’d bough GQ!
4. I genuinely want him to be happy .. but I just don’t want to believe in Robsten (go figure!)
5. His experiences in NYC prompted me to write – it began as a short story and now stands at nearly 120000 words. Fangirls who’ve read it say it’s like reading my diary (I wish) and I’ve submitted it to Twilighted .. see what happens. It’s kinda sweet with shots of lemon!
6. I know an actual real-life 18 year old Robalike .. who is awesome and has huge potential
(and nope, not in a smutty way)
7. Fanfic, Robporn yada yada .. what can I say .. my name is Jill and I’m an addict.
UNLEISHD,
We promise not to tease you…..you are OBSESSED. ADMIT IT!
OK…it’s not fair….we’ve all had to COME CLEAN about our ROB admissions and I’ve scrolled up and down 3 times looking for yours and they are not there. You are here as much as me and I’m DYING TO KNOW how bad your Rob addiction has taken you. GIVE IT UP GIRLFRIEND!
SHARE YOUR LIST! Please?
Fluffyliz, can’t wait for yours too….
Spunkme needs to post one too…you three are such Rob junkies, I’m dying to know….
Please? It’s so much fun realizing I’m not the only Rob nut around….
Awesome !!
Don’t ever lose your PattiSlut self, your the best blogger round
Fuckhawt funny post, bril !!
PS, It’s 100% normal to read nothing else but twiporn, this is not a problem, completely acceptable.
Ha … confessions, eh? Already made a few of those in the past – regular RAoR posters will know most of these:
a) I have 48 fics bookmarked on Twilighted and 33 on FanFic, of which I am currently simultaneously reading about 20.
b) I blagged a company laptop cos mine was giving up the ghost and I said I needed it so I could work at home … (see item (c))
c) I spend an inordinate amount of time at work reading and commenting on RAoR, and reading FF. This has seriously affected my work output in the office and so if you think I do any work at home you’re insane!
d) I haven’t watched Twilight as much as some of you guys, but I ONLY now watch it with the commentary!
e) In my YouTube favs I have NOTHING but 130 Rob vids.
f) Rob is my desktop and screensaver on my work PC, my work laptop and my personal laptop.
g) With ref to (f) my boss spotted this on Monday and asked who he is. I said he’s a Sex God and the hottest guy on the planet and that I could not survive the day without being able to look at him. Fortunately, my boss has always thought I’m cracked – he has not changed his opinion.
h) WetRob is my phone wallpaper and Supermassive Black Hole is my ringtone.
i) Yep, given up TV and books, except the paperback I keep in my bag for the train journey into work and back, but each one takes about 3 months to read cos after a couple of sentences I just start fantasizing about Rob (and am just so glad no one can read minds *blush*)
j) I only read FF which has smut … the more smut the better. It has to be INCREDIBLY well written if it only has minimal smut (i.e. Wide Awake). I live for the smut – I particularly like RobSmut fiction. Smut, smut, smut … love it!
k) Rob has massively influenced my musical tastes (but then, my friends have always done that, and as his taste is so brilliant, I embrace it as A Good Thing).
l) If I find myself wavering about food and exercise I just think of Rob and I’m back on track. Having lost 35lbs since April (the start of my Robsession) this again comes into the category of A Good Thing.
m) My house is filthy, my garden is overgrown and my cat is neglected. Of these, only the cat thing makes me feel a little guilty.
n) I have sent off for a calendar, and an annual (WTF??!!) and a 6’8″ NM Edward cardboard “standee”. This is all kinds of wrong, particularly as I’m old enough to be his mother’s older sister!
o) And yes JAG, I too have written a fan letter, although I haven’t yet had the guts to post it (blaming it on the fact there’s been a postal strike in London for 3 months). However, I’m 2 stops on the Tube from his London agent’s office so I am seriously considering delivering it by hand. I keep reading it and amending it – I want it to be good enough that it’s actually passed on to him and not just dealt with by an assistant … oh, f*ck me, what am I doing?!
p) Everything – and I mean EVERYTHING – makes me think of Rob ALL THE TIME. At completely random times and places something about him will pop into my head. I think about him the way men are supposed to think about sex, like every 5 seconds or something. He consumes me.
q) Oh, and lastly, cos this is turning into a Debbo-esque posting, I have 2 framed pics of him on my mantlepiece, one of which is a GQ pic which I kiss every night before I go to bed.
Oh, and I hate gossip mags, always have always will, so never buy them. They only tell lies anyway so there’s no point.
There are probably other things but suffice it to say, I totally understand all the things you have mentioned. And that’s why we all come here (pun intended!)
Oh, and one last thing, I started smoking again (after a 2 year break) because Rob makes it so sexy and I thought if he can do it so can I – the fact that he’s a fit young 23 year old and I’m a middle aged, overweight slapper is not really the issue here, is it!
ok, i love you! you make me feel so damn NORMAL!!!
I too only watch the Twilight with the commentary! I love listening to Rob and his f*cking hot accent! I’m addicted to the fanfic as well, I read it on my blackberry b/c the site is blocked at work!
Fluffy,
You scare me so much gal! We could be freaky con-joined twins surgically seperated at birth and then adopted by parents who live on the opposite ends of the earth! EVERYTHING about you screams ME! Give me a one-shot Rob wank any day…
Go on yourself FluffyLiz!!! you aint never to old for some Rob creepin and pervin…..love from IGD aka Mrs. F*&king Robinson!!!
Liz,
We should also be joined at the hip – as I am Rob’s “other” Mothers older sister!
I also smoke and feel the only way Rob would ever speak to this “older” woman is because us smokers have sorta of a “bond” because we are society outcasts!
Yep – us smokers tend to stick together!
Have sent a Fan Letter – invited Rob to join my friends at our Twilight DVD Release Party – and seriously hoped he would show up!!! Normal – Right!
So Happy – We are All IN THIS TOGETHER!!
Hey Jo – HAHA, well you did say my old pic on Twitter reminded me of you!! Maybe we are twins separated at birth! You certainly do know how to make me laugh like a drain!
And Beesue – yep, we smokers are certainly outcasts. Here in the UK we can’t smoke any bloody where these days, so there’s this new community building up of people lurking outside offices and pubs having a fag and bonding over our mutual status of leper-like isolation!
IGD – Yep, liking the idea of being a Mrs Robinson, teaching young men (ooh, young MAAANNN!) what women like. I haven’t shagged an older man since I was 25 (and that was a f*cking eon ago). God, what I wouldn’t like to teach a certain 23 year old!
dear JAG,
this post caused me to tear up because if s.o. as cool as you seem to be uses a self checkout to cover her embarrassment or admits that she’s lost her RobMojo a few times it helps me to believe that i’m not simply batshit crazy.
thought i had conquered the Robsession & have been on the Robwagon for ca. 1 month—occ. checked Robsessed for new fotos & dropped by TCA to check on Twilight-related topics—otherwise nada.
have no fotos on my hard drive (the ones in my head are always there subliminally & can be called up at will)—buy no fan mags, posters, mugs, etc. (never have)—downloaded ‘The Office’ from your site, but willl never really be a fanfic fan—find my own porn much more interesting.
swam helplessly in a morast of guilt when i realized what a hold this beautiful hobo had on my imagination after seeing him in Twilight—then i discovered both Rob interviews & Robblogs at about the same time in March & i was a goner.
was enthralled by the blogs & by the notion that the world was full of women who were just as batshit crazy as i was—or not—so i wrote some congrats in passing—got a reply @ my email address & seized the opportunity (felt my email was compromised anyway) to reply via email & truthfully introduce myself to a perceived fellow-sufferer—big mistake!
thanks to the fotoshoot erroneously posted last friday i am off the wagon & suffering a massive relapse—caught those fotos on every site i could find (including the one downunder that was shut down) & simply melted all over again.
was online yesterday where there was a super-sensational video with these pics (Ain’t No Sunshine: E. Cassidy)—supersexy Rob with a supersexy blues background & a text tailored to a Robsession (‘ain’t no sunshine when you’re gone’)—damn thing just just screamed slow & easy—watched the vid twice & was trying to voice my appreciation & enthusiasm when the screen dissolved to a message that the page did not exist—was able to rejoin the site but the video was gone.
what i have learned from all this: 1) never write emails of any kind to bloggers, 2) guilt is good for the soul because you then have sth to confess, 3) it’s easier to kick the nicotine habit cold turkey or struggle back onto the boozewagon after a dui than it is to detox a Robsession.
great post as ever—have missed you & the other Pattinsluts—luvya all—xo<3ox
I’m glad you’re back *hugs*
Sigh….I actually just forced myself to get dressed and leave the house at 7:00 am to go back to that grocery store and buy the “LIFE STORY OF ROB PATTINSON” magazine I didn’t buy yesterday….
7:00 am in the morning…..gahhhhh
I’m a lost cause…sigh.
I also have given up TV and books in favour of fan fic. I have the last 3 episodes of True Blood and Kendra on tivo as well as BBC miniseries of Jane Eyre and about 5 movies that I have still to watch. I also have 4 library books that I had to renew on Monday because I havent read them yet…I am determined to do so as I did request them. I am sure that I will need to be surgically removed from my laptop.
I am at the moment reading about 30 different stories between Twilighted and Fanfic. I am amazed that I can still keep up with all the different Robs and Edwards.
I am so addicted to fanfic that I am actually reading it on my way to and from work and at lunchtimes on my cell….just as well I pay for internet bundle. Can sometimes get a bit hot and bothered on the bus so I have to be careful about what I read…I have had to put the phone away on more that one occasion because I am paranoid about heavy breathing or something even thought I am pretty sure that I dont do that, but you can never to be too careful.
I do not own any Twilight or Rob anything except Twilight and How To Be DVDs. I bought HTB without actually having seen it which I dont normally do, but it has to be done right?-and I love it Art is so funny! I rented Little Ashes and The Haunted Airman and The Bad Mothers Handbook is on my rental list, hopefully it will come next.
I have New Moon Robward as my laptop wallpaper and MTV Rob as my mobile wallpaper and I keep a picture of f*ck me eyes lip bite RomeRob on my desk, its a wonder I manage to get any work done.
My 14 year old brother is disgusted with my Robsession. I dont think even his female friends are as bad as me, his 29 year old sister.
The first thing I do when I wake in the morning is check RAoR to see what the days post is then check my email for any updates to the fanfic I am reading, its a miracle I get out of bed at all.
I have taken the week of New Moon release off work so that I can go to the first showing. I intend to see New Moon as many times as I can without actually having to be camped in the cinema for a month.
Thank you JAG…I feel so much better now that I have gotten this off my chest and thank you for RAoR because without it I dont know what I would do my life has never been the same since finding it, you have filled a hole I didnt know was there!
We have the problem/situation. I don’t read real books anymore!! Thanks FF.
Oh I bought three GQs… if it makes you feel a little better. And I still own 2.
It does make me feel better
LMFAO!! Jesus I have done some of the same things! Except I told people that the GQ was for my 15 year old…lol. She has a crush on him too! Her’s is g rated unlike my xxx rated crush! She got a poster of Rome Rob and I seriously wanted to put it up on my ceiling! I am definitely addicted to the fanfic stories as well! Thanks JAG for helping me with my new obsession!
OK…here goes nothing…My Robfessions are:
1) Have have 3 copies of Twilight (1, 2, and 3 disc editions)
2) I bought my RobQ from ebay for AUD$35 and then I bought another one for AUD$40, just in case my first copy didn’t arrive.
3) I bought my Sexy Stars of Twilight from ebay again for AUD$35, and because I forgot that I bought it online, when I saw it in Borders, I bought another copy.
4) I have around 2000 photos saved on my hard drive. I know, I know…there’s not that many out there. I may or may not have double, or even triple ups…
5) I have watched Little Ashes Bad Mothers Handbook and How To Be probably around 30 times each. And Twilight, well…I’ve watched it about 8 times all the way through, with and without the commentary, but now have taken to skipping to the Robward scenes.
6) I too haven’t watched TV or read a “real” book in I don’t know how long. RAoR, Rob, and FanFic own my add!!! I rarely sleep anymore, my time is so consumed with all the fanfic reading I have to do. I seriously get all my Robs/Edwards and Kristen/Bellas confused.
7) I don’t know how I haven’t been fired yet. I haven’t done a real days work in at least 3 months. I spend all my time on RAoR, and reading FanFic (which is not a smart thing to do in my profession)
8 ) I may or may not have a wall dedicated to Rob…all sorts of pictures/posters…
9) I subject my staff to listening to the Twilight soundtrack and RobSongs all day everyday. It is on repeat and plays over and over and over again.
10) I have a Robward mug that I may or may not lick multiple times every day.
11) I think about Rob almost 24/7. Everything I do, I think about Rob. Everything I look at makes me think of Rob. From car’s number plates (ROB-00H) to my filing cabinet at work (one drawer is labelled O-ROB)
12) I mentioned earlier that I bought 3 copies of the Dolly Magazine with Twilight special book attachment (I may or may not be posting one to my e-bestie in the States)
13) I bought my copy of Life Story from ebay as well. Again, paid something like $35 for it.
14) Seriously (half-seriously) considering a trip to New Zealand to see if I can catch a glimpse of Rob while filming UC (I promise to respect Rob in every possible way, there will be no fan-girl squeeing on the outside…although on the inside I will be squuuueeeeing like crazy!!!)
JAG,
I just wanted to say THANK YOU for making this site what it is!!! You do a fan-fucking-tastic job!!! Do Not EVER give it up!!! It has shown me more than once that this Robsession and RAoRdiction is more than normal.
<3
I know this is a long one, but I forgot to add something.
So, here is 15) My ringtone is Personal Jesus (and thats only because I didn’t think it was appropriate for my clients to hear “I wanna fuck you like an animal” blasting from my phone everytime it rang!
LOL at the ringtone.
LMAO! Your such a bad influence on me *wink* I <3 your face!
I may or may not have seen the "RobWall" and it's all kinds of f*ckhawtness!
love the confessionals girls! you rock and i’ve seriously missed you. rl is a bitch!
here are some of my confessions:
gq is in a nice little toilet paper – mag rack combo in my bathroom along with hubbies trade mags. yes i know it’s flagged, but every time i’m in there, i sneak a peek. and sometimes don’t exit for a while.
big ass rp poster hanging in my closet. um and yeah i kind of kiss those sexy pouty lips everytime i’m in there. that’s normal, right?
i won’t buy the tabloids, but that don’t stop me from gawking at the pics when i’m on the supermarket checkout line. stories are crap, pics i’ve seen a gazillion times already, but hey, it’s rob! and he’s so purty…
my husband had accused me of having an affair with my twilight related paraphernalia. if he only knew how spot on he was, he’d shit hisself.
my rob mojo has been suffering lately, rl and sad rob pics to blame. i am so afraid that real rob is gone forever, and that is really and truly the rob i love and adore most. i don’t care if he’s with kstew or not, him being with anyone would not kill the mojo. it’s that reluctant aura he’s got lately. it wrecks me.
mimi,
debbo makes note that placing WALL POSTER of Rob in closet is a perfect place for him. That way the house stays stylish, but the Rob poster can exist on my wall. lOL Thanks mimi, I will buy the Rob “sex premier” poster next time I go to wal-mart.
Nobody has replied about the different models of ROB/EDWARD figures out there. There was one that looks SO CLOSE to Rob but I can’t remember which brand, or name it is selling under. Please help….I want a Rob figure too. And no, he’s not going to sit on the piano as I play. That’s too far over the edge even for ME. LOL
see? you get it!! i’m an architectural / interior designer in rl, and that’s exactly why he’s in my closet. well that, and the fact that mr. mimi had a problem with it hanging elsewhere…
ya think freud would have anything to say about the whole closet issue? nah…
how funny, i can’t watch the vanity fair video! it just feels like i am intruding on a very private, intimate moment, and i can’t watch. that’s pretty sad!
well i am not a blogger at all but here are mine
1. i have a Pocket Edward- and i did tell people it was a gift. its in my room- but sometimes PE comes out to play but i don’t take photos.
2. unfortunately i have bought tab mags but only if it has a good photo of him not a bad one- but i don’t save them i cut out the pics of him and make collages.
3. i also can’t read anything other than twilight
4. i watch everything that has rob in it. VMAs this weekend. MTVMA, TCA, VMA,
5. when TWILIGHT came out on DVD i bought two copies. but one at hot topic the other is the target edition
6. i have bought three copies of the sexy stars of twilight
7. several copies of the life story of twilight and new moon, and one of rob but might be more. i also have bought the teenie mags but use the photos of him to make collages as well. and several ROBQS,
8.
I fangirl on the twismut writers too LOL
Deleting MTV ROB is grounds for divorce in my world <3
Let the embarassment begin…*sighs heavily*
1. I never watch T.V. either…ever. You could look in my DVR and find ATLEAST a months worth of my soap opera…Oh and I haven’t watched a news channel (i.e.~Fox, CNN, MSNBC) since my addiction started. I’m sure hurricanes and politics happen everyday, I just have no clue about them now….
2. I seriously WISH I could get on that ‘my husband doesn’t mind my addiction to Rob because he gets all kinds of good sex’ train. No, I seriously wish that….
3. I cried the first few days my daughter started kindergarten, UNTIL I realised that I get 4 hours of UNINTERRUPTED internet time every morning to ogle Rob, watch his movies on youtube, read FF, and involve myself in the Robsessed world on the ‘www’…<———-ok, that one is shameful…
4. I secretly don't know which I love more, Art Garfunkel or Edward Cullen…they are polar opposites yet equally attractive to me….
5. I have been begging my husband to measure his…um…ya know, in relationship to his hands….SO I CAN FINALLY HAVE SOME PEACE OF MIND ABOUT THIS SPARKLEPEEN DEBATE…
6. I hated Breaking Dawn. There. I said it.
7. I have pics of Rob on my cellphone and have assigned them to EVERY contact that I have, so when my phone rings it ALWAYS looks like Robert Pattinson is calling me. *Sigh* Sometimes its RomeRob, sometimes its Mexi-Rob, and sometimes Rob even calls me from Cannes…. *wink*
I believe that is enough embarassment for one day…*shruggs shoulders* My luck? This will be the ONE day that Real Rob does come to JAG's site and reads all of our dirty little secrets LOL
LMFAO!!!!
“5. I have been begging my husband to measure his…um…ya know, in relationship to his hands….SO I CAN FINALLY HAVE SOME PEACE OF MIND ABOUT THIS SPARKLEPEEN DEBATE…”
When you finally convince Mr WMoney to partake in this little…errr…big…whatevah…..experiment, don’t forget to share the results with us so we can also have some peace of mind!!!!
Art Garfunkel? EPIC ERROR….OOOPS
*blushes uncontrollably*
I meant Art Freeman….
JAG…Thank YOU for making our Obsession MORE DELICIOUS <3
I only have a few dirty little Rob secrets (good lawd I hope this doesn’t expose me to my friends if they’re on here!)……………
*ROAR~yes this is a weak secret but it’s a secret all the same, you gals are my imaginary friends!
*Trip to Vancouver~while NM was filming I planned a trip with a friend to go to Vancouver in hopes of Rob bumping into me (that’s what she said)
Unfortunately that didn’t happen, not my fault 
*May or may not have gone into a mini depression over the cancellation of my Vancity trip
*Robsession~after reading all four of the books & listening to all of Rob’s music I became obsessed with Rob, so obsessed that I started losing interest in my husband (this is a big bad secret I know)! I got out of my bad wifey ways & now I’m back to my ole self, still am crazy about my hubs & Rob! My Robsession is in check!
*Magazines~I only buy reputable mags regarding Rob, no gossip mags here!
OH MY ROB…….