It’s been an exciting few days to say the least *fans self*. I have to say the Photo shoot pictures that came out on Friday are my favourite pictures to date. They are sexy, sweet, playful gah, perfection. Focus JAG!
Also this week, Blondie epic writer of one of my fave fanfics Darkside of the Moon stopped in and left us a teaser and some comments. She said the next chapter is huge and left this sneak peak…
She lay on her side, her back only inches from the wall. Her arm followed the top of the blanket, extending toward me, her fingers relaxed and inviting.“I saved you a spot,” her body seemed to say. I half expected her to lift the coverlet and throw her arm around me, just like…before.
I didn’t want to wake her, but couldn’t stand the few feet of space between us. Falling to one knee next to her bed, I watched as her eyes tensed ever so slightly and the smile faded. A shadow of the worried V lingered above her nose, evidence that her mind still worked on some problem, some concern. Would my presence alleviate her dreamed distress, or aggravate it?
If you haven’t read DSoM it is a must read and I can’t wait for the next chapter.
UPDATE: This is too funny & Um very true...Tips for Hiding Your FanFic Obsession! From Amber over at Rob My World. Read it and give the girl some love…Sam Bradley followers her Shack of Soul blog on twitter, she is maja!
So today I thought it would be fun to spotlight some one shots and outtakes. I love these quick and dirties, they’re great for when you don’t have a lot of time and need a SmutFic quick!
Overtime at the Office by tby789 – A series of side-shots and outtakes written for The Office. Two outtakes up to date
A Little Crazy by LolaShoes & tby789 – entry for the Parkaward contest. Edward is the new, mysterious tenant across the street. Bella has spent her whole life here. Can he convince her that life isn’t a place, but what you keep with you?
More must reads for this Sinday after the flip….
Eduardo’s Lessons of the Sexing by Ninapolitan - Written for the “Dirty Talking Edward Contest” Edward/Eduardo is PRETENDING to be a Gay Brazilian Sex Instructor **LEMON** Tied for second in the DTE Contest
More Than Once – the JTO One Shots by just_write – These are the one shots that accompany Just This Once. Anna and Rob lovin’
The Way You Make Me Feel by lisa89 – Edward is the lead singer/guitarist in a rock band, Bella is the sexy vixen in the front row. How can Edward catch her attention? AH, EPOV. Set in the 80′s!
New York State of Mind by Emmy415 – A one shot — One of the girls from the Boom Boom Room travels to NY for some fun. But she gets more than she bargains for when she runs into Robert Pattinson.
Right Here, Right Now by PassionforTwilight – Outtake from Nice Catch but can stand alone. Edward and Bella are reunited after almost nine years apart. Changes and circumstances are powerful, but nothing can compare to undying love and its ability to make everything possible. lemon.
Lunchtime – She can see him looking at her out of the corner of her eye, and she smiles, turning to leave the crowded set. She knows he’ll follow, he always does when he looks at her like that. He always does at lunchtime. This is Rob & Kristen action.
Urban Legend by booboo.kitty2.0 – There is a rumor going around that there is a masked stranger that will slip into your room at night & give you one night of hot sexin & after weeks of leaving her window open Bella is about to give up when who shows up,yeah, mask wearing Edward! AH/AU
The Jack Officers by feathersmmmm – When Edward drops his fiance Bella off for a night with the girls, he gets a lot more than he was originally expecting.
There were so many great one shots and outtakes that I could have gone on and on…
SmutSunday Gallery of Inspiration
Source – my smutty hardrive
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ok…I read all these one shots and caught up with all my bookmarked stories….I’m off work now for 2 whole weeks so I need some recs for reading material ladies. Anybody reading anything I should check out?
Ok pimping this one again because it is really good! So many small touchs of Rob woven into this Robward too. I love him! Seducward/ Uncle E
Show and Don’t Tell
by Brits23
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4951259/1/Show_and_Dont_Tell
It also has a whole series of outtakes from EPOV.
Thanks Spunk I forgot to add that the the library yesterday.
Check your email <3
No problem, bb.
Emailed you back, btw.
Thanks! <3 you!
@spunkme…yeah I read this one through the week. I think you were pimping it last week so I bookmarked…cant believe the last chapter….I could have cried. Really needing an update on this one!
itsange
Oh yay! You read it! Yes, me too! Can’t wait til she updates soon! I know the last chapter she posted was a cliffhanger and heartwrenching!
Did you read the EPOVs and the MPOV? I loved the MPOV! She did a great job on that. And again just like all other stories we read once you get the EPOV, GAH! He is so love and mush inside. I just fall for him more and more every chapter. I feel like batting my eyelashes at him and saying Oh Uncle E, sing me some Soulja Boy and climb on up! haha Love him! Love E and B together in this story and Masen is a hoot! Typical 4 year old talk. haha.
Ok, well I have another highly recommended selection, but I haven’t read it myself yet, so I can not vouch for it personally yet, but it’s on my to read list. So, it has a lot of really good reviews.
The Antidote
by jandco
Rated M
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4636693/1/The_Antidote
Summary: Based on the premise that Edwards ‘singer’ – Bella..is his antidote to being a vampire. Thus when Edward sucks James venom out to save Bella…he unknowingly saves himself. The tumoil Edwards transformation creates, not only amoungst his family, but between him and Bella, is fantastic.
It is 21 chapters and complete.
Spunkme…I totally agree…Masen is adorable. I read the EPOV and the MPOV as well, good job on the MPOV and I think that she said she was going to update EPOV to catch up with where we are on the original. Love E and B in this one also. The last chapter was a bit of a shock to the system…I was feeling all warm and fuzzy and then BAM! Hit me like a ton of bricks!
I havent read The Antidote so I will bookmark right now!
itsange
Hey, I wanted to give you this link to see the picture set up for this story that I put up at our forum. I contacted the author after my review and she posted on the thread! She loved the pic I selected for Masen. Hope you like it too!
http://www.robstenlove.com/show-and-don-t-tell-t757.html
Hey Spunk!!!
How perfect is little Masen!!! So cute…
Hey Unleishd!
Yes, Masen is one cute munchkin!
And I wouldn’t mind if Uncle E picked me up from school. Just sayin’.
haha
Yeah Spunk…
Uncle E can pick me up from anywhere!!!
JAG – as always, many thanks for the shout out and spreading word of the one shots to those who may have missed. Appreciate it muchly!
My pleasure, I really really love Just this Once & highly recommend it. My fave scene is the middle of the night in the lightning…beautiful!
LADIES, just_write is the author of Just this Once, a great PattinPorn fanfic that I featured a few weeks back.
I LOVED Just This Once, read the one shot today…was hawt
I loved Just this Once and was so excited for More than Once-it´s so hawt!!Will there be more chapters soon?I really hope so(*fingers crossed*)…
I ADORED “Just this once”. To me it’s as close to ROB as we will probably ever find in a fan fic. It just SEEMED to hit the nail on the head about how we at least PERCEIVE him any way. GREAT rec. Thanks for recommending it. I LOVE IT.
Loved Just This Once (i think it was the first fan fac I head ever read) and More Than Once well it isnt going to be enough LOL…
we need more!!!!!!!!!!
Just This Once was awesome!!! I read it right after JAG suggested it! Couldn’t stop! Can’t wait for more More than once!!!
Dont forget to vote for us…
http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/fan-series/twilight-saga-fans
Hope I didn’t get you in trouble, JaG.
Bah. I’m going to be a gym teacher.. (Yeah, what was I thinking??), so now I’m sitting here reading about the brain, muscles etc. And I’d much rather just surf the net and watch some RobVids or read fanfic. And tomorrow I’ll have to JOG!! Oh. My. God. I’m going to be the laughing stock of the class, a mile behind the others, barely able to breathe. And I’m on a group with twenty years old girls and boys. hell, when I was twenty, I could run for hours, but now..? The word is not in my vocabulary..
Heidi;
Just use fanfic and Robporn as part of your training regime; all that heart-pounding and heavy breathing has got to be improving your cardiosystem right? And if you clench your thighs together as many times as I do while lusting after our Rob, you’ll have leg muscles of steel!
Alternatively, if the distance you have to run looks like its goin’ to be too much for you, just picture Rob at the finish line – waiting for you – nekkid…WIN!
Heidi:
JOGGING???!!!
You have my whole-hearted sympathy with that one. Is it a timed sprint?
Where are you training?
The neurology part of the A&P is fascinating – my fave. But, if you need a great muscle reference book, “Trail Guide to the Body – Andrew Biel” is good for starters.
See my two fave subjects: Rob and anatomy …… Yaaaaayy!!
p.s. don’t exercise too hard ….. it knocks the ice out of your glass! x
“p.s. don’t exercise too hard ….. it knocks the ice out of your glass!”
RYG… sounds like an Ab/Fab drinky poo moment to me!
jochiffy
” just picture Rob at the finish line – waiting for you – nekkid…WIN!”
LMAO!! Oh that’s good! That’s REALLY good!! haha love it!
OMG, Jo, you’re a genius!!
Wow, cried during “Right Here, Right Now”. It was exactly the sort of emotion I thought would be present the first time Bella & Edward had sex, even if the story unfolded in a completely different way.
Sorry to pimp myself here but I wrote a new blog post… today’s isn’t Rob-related but I do have a couple that are, so if you haven’t checked it out, what are you waiting for??
http://blogmeblind.wordpress.com/
Ladies…just wanted to share one that I have been reading this week. Library Rendevouz
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=3215
I have been reading this one too! Two chapters left for me…I might knock em out right now!!!
Hope everyone is enjoying this beautiful long weekend.
<3
No long weekend here
School again in 11 hours. But I have been enjoying the weekend!
Yeah a good weekend… too much time in the sun, destroying all the wasps that were trying to ruin my *whispers, 5th reread of Twilight, Edward really is more touchy, feely than I remembered, ff will ruin me*
God, I just woke up. Sorry about my over analyzing the male/female balance of sex and fan fic plots earlier today. Chloe smacks head. KEEP IT LIGHT. LOL
Sorry…. TESS was probably the only one that would have liked that and even then she probably would have disagreed. LOL hehehe
SORRY GUYS….it’s just fan fic…it’s not a college thesis. HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh JAG i love DSoTM I thought next chapter it would be out this weekend
I also love one Shots & Outtakes. Did i have to read first The Office before read the two one shot?
It helps if you read The Office first or you might not get the full appreciation for the 2 one-shots.
You won’t understand the animosity and feelings if you don’t. But you could always read the one-shots and then read The Office and then go back and read the one-shots again. It’s your choice.
hugs
celtic
Hi Ladies,
WOW! Do I ever feel loved. All those thank you’s, well here a big huge You’re Welcome right back at ya girls. I’m just glad I could help out.
Okay, a desperate question. Where the HELL did those pictures come from for those 2 videos yesterday, Heidi & RobCatCdn. My Gawd, I thought I had just died for real. My heart started pounding so hard I thought I was gonna have a stroke. Where did you girls get those pictures? I have to have them, please, please, please, please.
Those pictures are a touch of HEAVEN ON EARTH. Please share with me. My email addy is keith169@centurytel.net.
Chloe, were you able to find out if FF’s were completed or not with the info I gave you. Cause it should work on either site.
hugs
celtic
Celtic … I’m e-mailing them to you … in 3 parts to make sure they go through. I’m putting my aka name in the subject line so you know it’s me.
This doesn’t express my eternal gratitude, but
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.
Would you like to come to my house, we can use our sparkly Twidildos, use the room that is totally covered in Rob pictures and have a few bottles of wine or a few six packs of Heinies and watch all Rob’s movies. The only one I’m missing is The Summer House. hahahahaha
Oh Yeah, we can also use the Rob bodypillows and strap the Sparklies to them. hehehe. Am I perverted or what.
I really do appreciate this and love you much for it.
hugs
celtic
Yep … you’re peverted. Don’t ever change!!! LOL
And you’re very welcome.
Celtic
Hope you’re enjoying the GORGEOUS pix of Rob. You should be aware, though, that these have been pulled by the photographer, Mark Segal and can’t be used on any forums or in vids, as they have been shutting down websites that have posted them, and RAoR was one of the sites that was under threat. Did Heidi send you the ones without the tags (or with reduced tags)? If not, I can send them to you.
Thanks for your help Celtic!
Now I’ll know how to check. You’ve been so helpful to everyone today. I’m nominating you for angel of the day. 
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Pssst … don’t forget to vote every 20 min. JAG has 2352 (19th), michaelsheen 2364 (18th) and annakendrick 2407 (17th). Come on now … PattinAngels unite!!! LOL
http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/fan-series/twilight-saga-fans
Keep voting!!!! JAG only needs 4 more votes to overtake Michael Sheen!!! Come on girls, we can do it!!!!
JAG needs 50 to pass annakendrick, and just 73 to pass twifans … to bring her to 16th spot!
I just voted to bring her level with Michael Sheen, so just a few more will move her back up a place – go and DO IT NOW LADIES … you know it makes sense!
Woo Hoo!!!! JAG is now in #18. Keep voting girlies!!! Lets do it for JAG, she does so much for all of us!!!!
Jag only needs about 34 now to pass annakendrick – we’re narrowing the gap!
I’m voting, bb!
LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
We LOVE you JAG!!!!
If all my twitter followers just voted once each…my 2pack would be right beside edi g’s 6 pack LOL
<3
I’ve got my microwave timer set, and I keep running back and forwards to the laptop to vote! I’ve convinced myself that it’s my new getfitquick regime! How long does this voting thing last for…’cause I ain’t that fit…
Yep! I voted too…several times!
JAG,
Yep, I’m gonna vote for you steadily now….tonight. In the past, it wasn’t adding them correctly and it was frustrating. NOW it’s working great, so I will kick some ass voting for you all evening. That’s the least any of us can do for you…
PATTINSLUTS UNITE IN THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS JAG!!!!!! High fives girls!
VOTE VOTE VOTE!
Woot!!!! JAG’s overtaken AnnaKendrick. JAG’s now at #17. Keep voting!!!
Just to pass the time while I’m waiting for the next 20 mins to pass..finally saw ‘The Boat that Rocked’ on the weekend..the first time I’d seen TomStu in motion, and man is he a little sweetie..a little too pubescent for me, but jeez, purty or what??
I’ve managed to vote about every 10 or 12 minutes – just voted again before I go to bed (an hour after I promised myself I’d go) – gotta get up early tomorrow for 1st day back at work after 2 weeks of staying up half the night (and sometimes all bloody night) reading fanfic and indulging my Rob/RAoR addiction, so that’s gonna be interesting! Can’t wait to get in tomorrow and sort through the 10,000 spam emails in my Inbox … NOT! But I’ve given myself a little treat and sent a few of those utterly delish Mark Segal pix to my work PC to keep me going.
G’night all and see you, bright-eyed and busy tailed, tomorrow!
Good luck tomorrow Fluffy! Nice move e-mailing those pics to yourself…I’m sure nobody will notice you flopping about like a landed trout when you open that sucker! Sweet dreams!
LOL Jo! Pubescent?! Isn’t he the same age as Rob? ;o)~
Apparently Rachael, but he looks so…young…and hairless! I like my men more Patzified! A bit of rough!! lol
OMG you guys are the best!! Ive passed Michael Sheen and Im closing in on “Jessica”
How’s everyone tonight…
Hi fluffy,
I wasn’t going to post them at this time or make a vid with them ( cause I don’t know how, I don’t even know what software I’d need ). I want to print them out and frame them or put them in my photo albums full of Rob pics.
These pics look pretty good, they have some tags on them but not real bad. However, if you want to you can send me what you have. I’d appreciate that too. I never get enough Rob.
When it’s safe I’ll post them to my twtipics.
Hugs
celtic
Been voting for you all day again today, JAG!! We luvs ya!!
Less than 20 votes now to catch annakendrick!!
So nice to see the TWITTER WALL voting page work RIGHT for once. I’m sticking with the voting for JAG too…
5 votes the difference!!
Jag,
You are within 4 of Anna, I just voted again.
I’ve got my fingers, toes, legs, eyes and arms crossed for ya. Now don’t you think I would look gorgeous right now. Boy, if Rob could only see me now, he’d have nightmares for a year, hahahahaha.
Does anyone know how long the voting is going for? How long we have to get Jag up the list?
hugs
celtic
Passed annakendrick and breathing down twifans neck!! Go girls!!
Sorry that post wasn’t suppose to be a reply. It was suppose to be a post to Fluffy.
Sorry
celtic
Thanks for the link babe! And you may think I am maja, but no. It is you who is maja!!
Jag
I just voted again and you’re 5 ahead of Anna.
Atta way to go girls. Let’s keep this up and get Jag up there.
celtic
Only 10 votes to catch twifan – oh well, I had nothing else to do today anyway! lol
Hey Jo that’s good, cause this is important. Jag definitely deserves this for all she does for us.
So I’m totally with ya.
hugs
celtic