It’s been an exciting few days to say the least *fans self*. I have to say the Photo shoot pictures that came out on Friday are my favourite pictures to date. They are sexy, sweet, playful gah, perfection. Focus JAG!
Also this week, Blondie epic writer of one of my fave fanfics Darkside of the Moon stopped in and left us a teaser and some comments. She said the next chapter is huge and left this sneak peak…
She lay on her side, her back only inches from the wall. Her arm followed the top of the blanket, extending toward me, her fingers relaxed and inviting.“I saved you a spot,” her body seemed to say. I half expected her to lift the coverlet and throw her arm around me, just like…before.
I didn’t want to wake her, but couldn’t stand the few feet of space between us. Falling to one knee next to her bed, I watched as her eyes tensed ever so slightly and the smile faded. A shadow of the worried V lingered above her nose, evidence that her mind still worked on some problem, some concern. Would my presence alleviate her dreamed distress, or aggravate it?
If you haven’t read DSoM it is a must read and I can’t wait for the next chapter.
UPDATE: This is too funny & Um very true...Tips for Hiding Your FanFic Obsession! From Amber over at Rob My World. Read it and give the girl some love…Sam Bradley followers her Shack of Soul blog on twitter, she is maja!
So today I thought it would be fun to spotlight some one shots and outtakes. I love these quick and dirties, they’re great for when you don’t have a lot of time and need a SmutFic quick!
Overtime at the Office by tby789 – A series of side-shots and outtakes written for The Office. Two outtakes up to date
A Little Crazy by LolaShoes & tby789 – entry for the Parkaward contest. Edward is the new, mysterious tenant across the street. Bella has spent her whole life here. Can he convince her that life isn’t a place, but what you keep with you?
More must reads for this Sinday after the flip….
Eduardo’s Lessons of the Sexing by Ninapolitan - Written for the “Dirty Talking Edward Contest” Edward/Eduardo is PRETENDING to be a Gay Brazilian Sex Instructor **LEMON** Tied for second in the DTE Contest
More Than Once – the JTO One Shots by just_write – These are the one shots that accompany Just This Once. Anna and Rob lovin’
The Way You Make Me Feel by lisa89 – Edward is the lead singer/guitarist in a rock band, Bella is the sexy vixen in the front row. How can Edward catch her attention? AH, EPOV. Set in the 80’s!
New York State of Mind by Emmy415 – A one shot — One of the girls from the Boom Boom Room travels to NY for some fun. But she gets more than she bargains for when she runs into Robert Pattinson.
Right Here, Right Now by PassionforTwilight – Outtake from Nice Catch but can stand alone. Edward and Bella are reunited after almost nine years apart. Changes and circumstances are powerful, but nothing can compare to undying love and its ability to make everything possible. lemon.
Lunchtime – She can see him looking at her out of the corner of her eye, and she smiles, turning to leave the crowded set. She knows he’ll follow, he always does when he looks at her like that. He always does at lunchtime. This is Rob & Kristen action.
Urban Legend by booboo.kitty2.0 – There is a rumor going around that there is a masked stranger that will slip into your room at night & give you one night of hot sexin & after weeks of leaving her window open Bella is about to give up when who shows up,yeah, mask wearing Edward! AH/AU
The Jack Officers by feathersmmmm – When Edward drops his fiance Bella off for a night with the girls, he gets a lot more than he was originally expecting.
There were so many great one shots and outtakes that I could have gone on and on…
SmutSunday Gallery of Inspiration
Source – my smutty hardrive
I LOVE YOU ROB AND JAG!!!
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 12:16 am
OOOHHHH good timing JAG, I just finished tattward and dying for quick and dirty lemons.
It’s damned hard to read ALL NIGHT into the morning reading 25 chapters in a row. LOL
A QUICKIE would be good! (that’s what SHE said)…
insert dirty laugh here—–>
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 12:18 am
Have you EVER met a man that could “hold back” from penetration as long as TATTWARD does? GAHHHHH I haven’t. I’m dying here…..if he doesn’t hurry up and get it on, I think Bella is gonna have to drag tattward BEHIND THE DUMPSTER….HEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEH
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 12:37 am
I read “overtime at the office” because I was DYING for some more “BEAUTIFUL BASTARD”. GOD that character is HOT. wooooo woooo wooooo. I enjoyed it “overtime at the office”. Another quickie!
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 12:20 am
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=1865
Here is a little one-shot for you ladies, if you haven’t already read it. It’s called Edward’s Release. It’s a naughty little 3 chapter one-shot and I thought it was juicy. Really LEMONY. But then I’m a perv. hahahehe
I finally got my computer back today and boy, am I glad. My motherboard and CPU went to shit. It probably had a hard orgasm from all the gorgeous Rob porn I’ve been subjecting it to, but what a wat to go. I have to go see what I’ve been missing. Later girlies.
hugs to all
celtic
By: celtic01 on September 6, 2009
at 12:34 am
Thanks Celtic…just bookmarked it. Never too many lemons. LOL
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 12:41 am
Our poor CPUs… they weren’t designed for this were they?
One of these days, I will make a fool of myself in the produce aisle, giggling about lemons…
Any, ah, really grown up ladies think of the silly U2 song “She wore leeemmmmoonnn” when the phrase comes up?
By: Deb24601 on September 6, 2009
at 1:00 am
ooooooh I think I’m gonna read “MORE THAN ONCE” tonight. I didn’t know there was a quicky outtake of that. I LOVED that story!!!!!!!! SIGH. SO ROB! At least as far as we THINK it is….any way…..
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 12:39 am
As for the “gallery of inspiration” ROBS….*I’m* going with “HOLLYWEIRD” Rob. Woof.
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 12:44 am
But then again…”JAPAN ROB” with his foot bend against the wall in full body…HAS OUR FAMOUS JEANS ON…..button fly with the ripped knee. OH GOD I LOVE THOSE JEANS!!!!!!!!
How about you guys? WHICH ROB do you want above? Come on…give it up!
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 12:47 am
I knew Darkside of the Moon wasn’t finished! *Sticks tongue out at my RL sister*
The List finished this week with a great epilogue the author was obliged to call an Epiclogue. It made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me… never mind….
Between the Wide Awake Wangover and Bel Ami casting conundrums I’m spent… Oh wait, the new Rob pics have revived me. Could that man be any more, insert your own dirty/horny/emo comment here? Spent way too much time looking at pictures and right click saving…
By: Deb24601 on September 6, 2009
at 12:54 am
Deb….Thanks for saying “THE LIST” is finished. Maybe I’ll read that one NEXT after I hit myself up with a little QUICKIE of the short one “MORE THAN ONCE”. I’m going to read that one TONIGHT.
I’ve talked enough….but this is MY TIME and I can’t help that it comes at the beginning of the posts. :/
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 2:05 am
I love Rob tenderly holding his FAMILY JEWELS as they get him wired up to hang from the tree. One would need to make sure the BALLS WERE NOT BEING CRUSHED as they are positioning that wire. LOL
I’ll hold his family jewels for him ANY TIME.
“You know how to whistle, don’t you Rob? Just put your lips together and blow” (Lauren Bacall). LOVE that movie.
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 12:57 am
Terminal Groin Chafing !!! Poor baby, we should get some lotion on that…
By: Deb24601 on September 6, 2009
at 1:06 am
More Rob-art stills…..I love Rob-art. So vulnerable.
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/2009/09/06/new-how-to-be-stills/#more-11968
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 1:14 am
I’m so sad that the beautiful new pictures had to be removed!!!
On the upside, we get to revisit all the fuckhawt pics that JAG has posted above (some of them are fucking HUGE!!!)
By: unleishd on September 6, 2009
at 1:28 am
Here’s hoping it remains Heidi!
Thanks for the work you do making Vids of Rob. I enjoy them so much. 
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 2:01 am
JAG, I kept saying all day today (well, technically yesterday) that THAT photoshoot is my favorite pictures of him. It was like through that lens we were able to see all these wonderful different sides to this beautifully, fuckhawt man. How he keeps getting better I will never know…. However, it keeps providing me with more and more images of all the dirty & fun things I want to do with & to him. *wink*
Thanks for all the one-shots. I’ll just keep adding them to my list. Of course I’ve read “Overtime at The Office” & I can’t wait for her FridayFreeForAll that she’ll be posting on Oct. 2nd. Here was the tease she gave for it on her blog:
{Remember: this is not from the next chapter-just something smutty I couldn’t get out of my head. It is however, BB and Bella.
Fucking perfection was currently hovering above me- moaning and writhing, riding my cock like her life depended on it. I know mine did.
My hands slid down her naked body, relishing in silky skin and soft curves, pausing to rest on her hips. My grip tightened, pulling her to me, guiding her movements as she raised and lowered herself onto me.
Not that she needed my help.
I watched her, mesmerized by the unbridled pleasure evident in her expression.
She was unhinged.
Her dark hair fell in loose, finger tangled waves across her shoulders and along the tops of her breasts. Pink nipples pushed themselves closer to my eager mouth with each rock of her hips, taunting me to take them between my hungry lips. Eyes closed, mouth slightly open, she murmured my name over and over.
We were on the large leather couch in my living room, the cool, fall rain cascading down the windows surrounding us, the movie we’d been watching long forgotten. Her clothes lay in a pile on the floor at my feet, my pants pushed down to my ankles.
“You’re so fucking beautiful,” I said, my fingers trailing up her body to thread into her hair. “I love watching you fuck me.”}
Christina (tby789) Woman, you slay me every time, I puffy heart the hell out of you! Thanks for all the hard work (and sexin’) you put out for me to read.
As far as Dark Side of the Moon, I love Blondie’s writing & I’m excited for her updates. JAG, have you checked out some of her other outtakes & stuff from other works like Eclipse & Breaking Dawn? You should if you haven’t. She is truly an amazing writer.
Rob, honey, those pictures were extremely fuckhawt & I’ve always found it very sexy for a man to wear a solid black button-up shirt. When you did it though, I suffered a major blow to my heart & *cough*lowerregions*cough*! Mr. Fuckhawt Pattinson, you should come with a Surgeon General Warning. I hope things are going well for you.
For my Pattinsluts, happy Sinful Sunday you durty, wonderful hoors. I love you all!
~Christina
By: christina4 on September 6, 2009
at 1:35 am
She writes so beautifully. sigh Thanks for sharing that…it’s amazing. Can’t wait till October.
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 1:46 am
OMG Christina!
Thanks for posting that teaser from Christina about BB and Bella!!!
OH holy BBgasms! I can’t wait for that!!!!
SEXELLENT de-lish BB and Bella!
Oct 2nd needs to hurry the fuck up! haha
By: SpunkMe on September 6, 2009
at 10:40 am
I LOVE “Dark Side of the Moon”! So well written and still maintains the flavour of its source.
Not sure I can handle outtakes from The Office…that story has me in knots as it is!
(the pics from yesterday have come in REAL handy while reading this tasty little piece of porn!)
By: Jan on September 6, 2009
at 1:35 am
Jan said “Dark side of the moon”..ect. and still maintains.the flavor of it’s source…..
Source. Ah…DO YOU MEAN “PINK FLOYD”? hahahhahahhahahah
Sorry, couldn’t resist….
Run rabbit run…..
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 8:31 am
I always save
By: HeidiForReal on September 6, 2009
at 1:57 am
I have a stupid question….HOW DO YOU KNOW THE FAN FIC you are about to read IS FINISHED? Is there a place that tells you? I’m reading both at FAN FIC and TWILIGHT. Sure would be nice to read more that are done. HARD to wait (that’s what HE said). lol
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 1:59 am
Chloe:
Click on the authors name it will take you to the list of stories they have wrote and there it tells you how many chapters are written and if the story is complete.
hugs
celtic
By: celtic01 on September 6, 2009
at 3:40 am
http://www.sendspace.com/file/g0m480
Okay ladies, here is the link to download the scripts I was telling you about. They are RM, UC and Bel Ami. They are zipped in a rar file. If you can’t download them or unzip them let me know and I’ll try to send them one at a time. Hope you enjoy.
hugs
celtic
By: celtic01 on September 6, 2009
at 3:20 am
Thanks Celtic, you are a goddess among women!!! XXXXXX
By: jochiify on September 6, 2009
at 3:25 am
OH GOODY GOODY GOODY!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH CELTIC
YOU ARE AN ANGEL! CAN’T WAIT TO READ THIS. SLAPPING HANDS AND RUBBING THEM…..LOL
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 4:59 am
Hi Celtic! You’re an ANGEL!! thanks so much for posting the link!
By: robsexme on September 6, 2009
at 5:52 am
Thanks Celtic – all saved for my reading pleasure later! Much appreciated.
By: fluffyliz on September 6, 2009
at 6:54 am
Thanks celtic… your a Star
By: venussleeping on September 6, 2009
at 7:51 am
Thanks celtic! <3
By: SpunkMe on September 6, 2009
at 10:44 am
Celtic – (screams and throws my arms around your neck) – you are the best, I have been trying to get Bel Ami forever!
By: Shirlee on September 6, 2009
at 10:50 am
Thanks so much! *smooch*
By: Hellokittee on September 6, 2009
at 11:45 am
****HUGS CELTIC****
Thankyouverymuch
By: sloopy1975 on September 6, 2009
at 1:28 pm
Many thanks… I was getting desperate after reading the Bel Ami novella to read the script. mwah
By: Deb24601 on September 6, 2009
at 6:49 pm
Good Morning JAG and all of you lovely ladies!!
Hehe!! Sinful Sunday ……. yaaaaay!!
Also (a-la JAG’s tags) *waves to Rob because he’s reading this* ….. *blows a kiss, gives a wink*
Time for more coffee ………
By: Rob'sYorkshireGirl on September 6, 2009
at 3:36 am
Perfect music, perfect photos…ASS.OWNED.
By: jochiify on September 6, 2009
at 4:08 am
THANK YOU SO MUCH HEIDI. I hope it stays alive and doesn’t get pulled. SO AMAZING! THANKS HEIDI!!!!!!!!
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 4:13 am
Rob is such a beautiful f**king bastard..those pics and vid are breaking my heart….TOO F*&KHAWT TOO HANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll tell you I just finished reading More than Once…now that was hot…BH will be getting wakened up soon….
the best line I have ever heard was when he opens the door and his got the old stoli and dirty jeans, scruff and messy sex hair…she thinks to herself..
SHEER. F**KING..HOBO…PERFECTION..
LMFAO….I thought that was f*&king brilliant…if you havent read it you must…Rob just shags Anna all night everyway and everywhere…
and while your at it go and vote for JAG
Happy Sunday!!!
By: I'm going down!!! on September 6, 2009
at 4:37 am
“Rob is such a beautiful f**king bastard..those pics and vid are breaking my heart….TOO F*&KHAWT TOO HANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!”
You took the words right outta my mouth!! *drool*
By: Cougar on September 6, 2009
at 9:12 am
YAAAAYYY!! I love sundays!!:-)) Even if Wide Awake is still on my mind (did I already say how much I loved it???), I’m already looking for what I could read next. The following are on my list:
- The List
- Dark Side of the Moon
- Milk and Honey
Where should I start?
By: Gali on September 6, 2009
at 4:43 am
I just sent “THE OFFICE” link to one of my mom’s oldest friends who is about 65 years old but has a dirty mind. NOW I AM A SMUTTY FAN FIC DEALER!
Look what you have done to me! LOL
She’ll love it. I sent the “BB” GQ picture too.
I think it’s funny!
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 4:56 am
Happy TwiSmut Sunday Pattinsluts!
By: itsange on September 6, 2009
at 5:08 am
Aaaaaah, have just seen that The Training will start 22nd Sept.!! YAAAAYYYY! Can’t wait!!!
By: Gali on September 6, 2009
at 5:25 am
Really?! Awesome! Cant wait for The Training!
By: itsange on September 6, 2009
at 5:31 am
I can’t wait either!!!! Happy Birthday to me!!! What a great birthday present that will be…
By: unleishd on September 6, 2009
at 8:54 am
JAG!!!
Just made my first RP vid ever! I dedicated it to you and everyone here on RAOR…check it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r1ByEM2NkI
By: Maddilicious on September 6, 2009
at 5:31 am
Wow, that was funky… love the ~~~~sexy wavy~~~ motion injected in there.
Niiiiice!!
By: robsexme on September 6, 2009
at 6:06 am
Maddilicious … that was great for your first one! I’m always so happy when another RAoR lady makes us lovely RobVideos.
By: RobCatCdn on September 6, 2009
at 7:54 am
Maddi – good vid, especially for a first attempt. If you can produce something like this first time out, then you should really do more, as they can only get better. Thanks for sharing (and I left you a review over at YT).
By: fluffyliz on September 6, 2009
at 8:20 am
Love it, can never get enough Robvids! Well done, just want to run my tongue along that stubbly chin, and grab his bottom lip between mine and…awww f*k it! I just wanna’ do him! Sorry, innerslut bubbles to the surface continually…
By: jochiify on September 6, 2009
at 9:45 am
AWESOME first vid, Maddi
LOVE IT 
By: sloopy1975 on September 6, 2009
at 1:40 pm
Thank you lovely chica’s! I’m glad you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed making it! It took some time, but when it comes to Rob McHottie, I have all the freakin time in the world. With that being said, I will be making more! heart y’all!
By: Maddilicious on September 6, 2009
at 7:09 pm
For everyone asking how to save yt vids to your hd:
there’s a helpful lil website called http://www.keepvid.com
seriously girls, even the biggest technotard will find it very easy =) cuz it is…
just copy/paste the vid url into the tab on the keepvideo site and click on ‘download’
and you want to save the files as mp4 which means:
after pasting the url, hit download, different links (maybe 2 or 3) will appear…
and you may wanna choose ‘Save as mp4′…now…don’t just click the link but right click it and hit ’save as…’…after looking for the location you wanna save it change the name of the video and add ‘.mp4′…this is really important, otherwise it wont play the videos on your computer…you need a program that plays mp4 videos of course…the quicktime player does, its free…
there’s always a way to convert videos too, lots of free programs, if you wanna convert it…
otherwise just save it as an mp4 and hit ’save’…the download will start and within minutes you got the video on your hd =D
simple as that…now go and try it and enjoy and let me know if it works =)
By: Robsessed on September 6, 2009
at 5:34 am
f*& maddilicious that was amazing… how did you get his lips to move like that
…and my personal favourite the white linen shirt…. he looks so f*&king hot in that…
the close up of the jaw stubble lip porn..jaysus…thud
that was your first attempt?? girl you have to keep going Robporn is obviously your calling, your vocation…
AMEN….that was some knock out shit!!!
By: I'm going down!!! on September 6, 2009
at 5:52 am
Maddilious,
I LOVE as you ZOOM in on poor Rob’s CRACK from his shirtless New Moon movie scene. It made me laugh. Sexy. NICE JOB.
Going to sleep now…..I’ll try not to talk anymore. yeah yeah I know…SHUT UP ALREADY. Don’t hate because I have Rob porn….YOU DO TOO! heeheh
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 6:00 am
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5195561/1/
Le Petit Mort
“In the clutches of a vampire, Bella is immersed by a force that ignites her body and binds her to a union of darkness, desire and destiny. One shot. AU ExB OOC Dark themes, mature content, warning inside”
This is a very dark, steamy one-shot.
I lurves it.
By: labtwerd on September 6, 2009
at 6:36 am
OK, I’ll bite….Who needs sleep any way? I’m hooked….I don’t even turn the freaking TV on any more. I’m a perv and proud of it. These stories are FUN to read!
I’m going for “THE LIST” next. Hope it’s as good as you guys say…..:) Can’t wait.
I’ll probably read all day today too…. The only way to be “near” Rob at least in the mind. Ah, the mind….don’t forget the condoms Rob.
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 7:53 am
Hehe, Chloe, it’s the same for me. Got this nice new big television in my living room but I keep reading…The films in my head when I’m reading are soooo much better!:-D
By: Gali on September 6, 2009
at 8:09 am
Gali, Amen sister….NOTHING better than creativity and imagination. OH Yeah! I have a 32″ plasma sitting in my BEDROOM for fuck sake, but I’d rather lay in bed in complete darkness and read a fan fic off of my measly Mac iBook G4. Then go blind. LOL
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 8:17 am
labtwerd – thanks for the rec; have just read it and it is VERY sexy and a really different take on the E&B relationship.
Like Chloe and Gali, I rarely turn my TV on these days. My big 32″ broken down about 6 months ago and I had to drag my 20 year old 21″ out of storage, thinking I’ll need to buy a new one soon. Now I think, what’s the point, I never watch it (although I fancy a wide screen for watching my Rob vids on LOL!!)
By: fluffyliz on September 6, 2009
at 8:24 am
Labtwerd,
YUP, just read it too…..love when he first attacks her and it’s like he’s unseen. Loved the line about kisses like batted wings. WOOF. I wanted more…LOL. Liked it, but wanted more chapters….Bella needed to loosen up MORE. LOL But at least she grew to understand that her power was as strong as his in the push-pull situation. Sexy. I think we as modern women want to be EQUALS with a man, not only outside, but IN BED also. The constant BANGING BACK towards his thrust on an even level is what makes the stories so HOT. Woof.
Maybe that’s why I loved “THE OFFICE” so well, cause she gave as good as she got and as he fucked with her (that’s what SHE said)….both literally and in actions, she fucked with him back. It made it SOOOOOO SEXY to me at least.
I guess I’m too modern for the “DAMSEL IN DISTRESS” bullshit. LOL I love romance, but I’m not a shrinking violet. LOL I’ll fuck him back just as hard baby….BRING IT ON! lol
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 10:59 am
Robsessed, thank you soooo much for your tutorial on saving the vids.
*makes mental note to self to seek Robsessed’s help for all future laptop cock-ups*!!!!
By: Rob'sYorkshireGirl on September 6, 2009
at 7:36 am
=)
anytime…and I mean that, you can ask me anytime…
I’m not a pro but I do know some things =P
I like your ‘cock-up’ term btw *giggles*
I’m more than willing to take care of the cock-ups, yes yes!
By: Robsessed on September 6, 2009
at 12:33 pm
You see, I just keep digging the hole a little deeper, don’t I?!
First, I couldn’t see why you lot thought the nighttime beverage Horlicks was so titter-worthy! Then you were as giddy as kippers about Cadbury’s Chocolate Fingers!!
Now cock-ups!!
I’m really going to have to try and keep my ramblings more internationally friendly, lest you all think I’m a complete silly arse!!
x
By: Rob'sYorkshireGirl on September 6, 2009
at 1:03 pm
but it’s cute and I love you for it?
that way you give us pervs something to giggle about…
oh and FYI I’m German, so I guess those kind of things are more obvious to me than Americans cuz I only see the words for what they look to me, not their real meaning (does that make sense? o.O)
I dare you to keep your ramblings to yourself…what are you gonna type then?
see, you gotta share them with us =D
did the download work btw?
By: Robsessed on September 6, 2009
at 1:28 pm
Robsexme and RobCatCdn, They are both amazing pictures. The Rob “guns” are so beautiful and that “ok, I’m read, COME FUCK ME” look on his face is priceless and we’d all give anything in the world to look down at that and Fuck him senseless. LOL But I’m sticking with my favorite. The eyes are STUNNING and more powerful and looking directly into that camera lense….it’s a little more tentative and has that LONGING I need to see in his eyes STARING STRAIGHT AT THE LENSE like he sees you/us/me….. OH.MY.GOD. It is a lovely wallpaper. THEY BOTH ARE. Both are great pictures. You all have great taste.
Hey, which one is a bad one of Rob? LOL Not a bad one in the bunch. WOOF. He’s such a tease.
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 7:38 am
I just read “New York State Of Mind”. Not bad. A little hard to BELIEVE someone would be THAT lucky and have that kind of access to him, but HEY, I’ll bite because the lemons were tasty and Rob was too. LOL Bartender, I’d like an apple martini please and send a heineken over to that man across the room in the black beanie hat. The heineken is delivered and Rob just glances briefly and mouths “cheers” and THAT’S IT FOLKS! Reality. Ain’t it a bitch? LOL But hey, I think my panties exploded. Thanks bartender, now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to melt into a puddle right here on the floor! Film at 11:00
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 7:44 am
To chloe7565 – I know I’m always replying to your comments, but I can’t help it, you and I think so much alike. I’m replying to your comment about older women going for much younger guys.What you said is so very true-that men have their sexual peak in their 20s and us women in our 20s love the “bad boys”.You said that women peak in their 30s-they also continue to peak through their 40s also.I can speak as a now single divorced women in her 40s who is yearning so badly to get a much younger guy (possibly 20s or 30s) and not just because of Rob(of course he’s the first one I’d definitely want,without a doubt)but because I’m looking for someone to have lots of fun with, no committments, no strings,wild sex,and just loads of fun. I think younger and act younger and even look much younger,maybe that’s why my marriage failed.And no Chloe, you are NOT analyzing too much.I love your comments.
By: Lynda from philly on September 7, 2009
at 4:14 pm
FUCK HEIDI that was HoTTTT!! *fans self*
By: venussleeping on September 6, 2009
at 7:59 am
Last Week I read “The submissive” and at first I was worried if I would like this type of story,but after a few chapters.. I couldnt put it down. There was one chapter I was a bit not sure of, but then I read the Dom and From EPOV, I started to understand.
Im so Glad I read them Both and Cant wait for “The Training ” to be written.
I started “Wide awake” two nights ago and have to force myself to put it down at stupid hours in the morning so I can sleep lol
ROaR ,Rob and Fanfic are goona be the death of me lol
By: venussleeping on September 6, 2009
at 8:15 am
Hey Venus – You’re obviously referring to Ch.10, which I must admit gave me pause for thought when I read it in The Submissive, but as you say, it really works when you read The Dominant, knowing how awful it was for Edward to do that to his beloved Bella. And now we have The Training to look forward to, although it’s gonna be a killer – I read The Sub and The Dom as completed fics, and now I’ll have to wait for new chapters, which always does my head in. The thing to do, of course, is wait til it’s completed, but that could take months and I simply can’t wait! Role on 22 Sept!
By: fluffyliz on September 6, 2009
at 8:30 am
Venussleeping and fluffyliz
The Submissive was the first fan fic I ever read in my life. I read it because at the time everybody at LTR was talking about fan fics. And JAG had the Twi-Porn library set up. JAG didn’t have quite as many selections to choose from as she does now, but there were enough. I had heard some of the girls talking about this fic. And when it was listed here as “A very popular read”, I chose it. HOLY MOTHER OF ROB! Yes, Master. OMG! I was hooked on Domward. I followed Domward up with Beautiful Bastard at The Office and then Darkward with Wide Awake. My head was swimming with Fuckhawt Robwards! And as for real books now… I always say…Once you go fan fic you never go back. At least that’s been my experience so far.
And agreed the punishment chapter was really hard to deal with. I cried for Bella. How awful it was for her to go through that and take it, but she had to. And at the time when I read The Submissive, Tara had not even started writing The Dominant. So, I had NO IDEA what a pile of mush and love and self sacrifice was hiding behind the tough fuckhawt exterior of Domward (well except for what was revealed at the end of The Submissive). I was so pleasantly surprised once she wrote it and I read it from his view. Dying for The Training to start! DYING! CAN’T WAIT!
If you love Tara’s Domward, try the one shot below that I listed.
I also used to have one saved on my computer that was sooooo good, but last time my laptop crashed, I lost it and can’t remember the name of it. SnMLamb gave it to me at LTR. I may have to contact her for it again. It was sub/dom Edward and Bella one shot and I think it was all about the cuff! Damn, I wish I still had it! Although it has been so long since I read it, I am trying to remember if it was Edward that had the cuff now or not. ?? It may have been a cuff for Bella to be used as a “collar” during playtime. If anyone knows the name of this fic, please let me know. It was a great one!
By: SpunkMe on September 6, 2009
at 10:07 am
Hi Fluffyliz and spunkme *waves*
Yes it was chap 10… I couldnt get my head around the fact he could do that to her… But like we all agree on … it was something Edward had to do within there role of Sub and Dom.
Im the same as you.. I hate reading unfinished fanfic, so it gonna be hard for me to have to wait for each chapter to be completed.
Spunkme.. If you find the name of the oneshot,please let me know.. Domward is hot and I want more
By: venussleeping on September 6, 2009
at 11:07 am
SpunkMe said…”once you go fan fic, you never go back”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dig it! NO SHIT.
I’m having trouble with the whole domward Submissive stories. I have gone about 3/4 of the way with Domward….but I dunno….It’s SEXY AS SHIT, no shit, but…. “See above”. LOL EQUALS! I don’t think I could be submissive, unless it’s short term play acting and then the roles were switched equally. LOL See?
But yeah it was WET INDUCING FOR SURE. I do love long foreplay …gahhhh
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 11:11 am
SpunkMe….I guess I just have to bite the bullet so to speak and KEEP READING “Domward”…The dominant.
Another question….why is it so many of these stories have the man as a bastard and then he is turned into a pussy by the end of the story? HMMMMM LADIES? LOL Taken back da power maybe?
I never could play the whole “woman of tantalizing mystery” game. TOO BLUNT. Maybe that’s why I’m alone, huh? I always laughed because I saw the GAME that it all was. Even watching people dance….it always felt to me like “the mating dance” of peacocks or some such shit. LOL Can’t people just BE HONEST and still get turned on? sigh. gahhhhhh I love fantasy, but fantasy mixed with a little reality is DAMNED SEXY. FANTASY is in the mind, but the reality of the SENSUAL goosebumps sex and PURE PASSION and RAW PRIMITIVE PRIMAL NEED is a LOVELY mixture if mixed properly. Too much of one or the other and it just doesn’t fly for me. I like the balance. It makes it more believable. I’m probably not conveying these thoughts well, what the fuck, I tried. LOL
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 11:19 am
Rob has said “Nice guys finish last”. Well, in my opinion it’s only in our 20’s that we like the BAD BOYS….then we fucking GROW UP and learn that we can be HAPPY with the “NICE GUYS”….as long as the same men are “BAD BOYS” in the BEDROOM!!!!!!!!! Put that in your ciggie and smoke it. Give it time baby…give it time. I LOVED my 30’s. It was all about sexual exploration for me AFTER my divorce too that was. WOOF. I think women peak in their 30’s sexually speaking and men peak in their early 20’s. But maybe that was just me. SO IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE that older women would LOVE to date/fuck a younger man. SIGH. It seems to be ok for a man, but the double standard pisses me off. Although modern women don’t give a rats ass what OTHER people think and just DO IT. But still….people judge too fucking much. Not fair. Also, men die before women, so get a younger man and it all equals out in the end. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 11:41 am
Holy crap on a friggen cracker………….those pics are HAWWWWWWWWWT!
By: Cougar on September 6, 2009
at 9:13 am
This one was my desktop for the longest time. It’s not a hawwwt and sexy one but I LOVE it all the same.
http://www.facebook.com/search/?o=69&init=s%3Agroup&q=robert+pattinson#/photo.php?pid=2936346&op=5&o=all&view=all&subj=72513334094&aid=-1&oid=72513334094&id=523050398
By: Cougar on September 6, 2009
at 9:22 am
One shots! Oh those are some great quickies when you find the good ones!
For all the Robstens…
My fave One Shot of them is
Sex of Fire
(about their time together in Japan. It’s hot!)
by Bizarro Luvcali
http://luvcali76.livejournal.com/3835.html#cutid1
And as for a Twi-Porn one shot suggestion…
It’s Edward and Bella…
And this one was written for the author’s friend, so she just titled it:
Will Work Fer Smut
Although that is not the subject. The subject is Sub/Dom…So think Domward….
Also this is written by the same author that wrote Place Your Bets with Hyphenward (Edward-Floods-Your-Panties-Biblical-Style-Cullen)….
Will Work Fer Smut
by Vanillabeans
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4831619/1/Will_Work_Fer_Smut
Enjoy!
By: SpunkMe on September 6, 2009
at 9:37 am
Sex of Fire? WTF?! Jizztype! haha
Sex ON Fire Of course! Duh!
By: SpunkMe on September 6, 2009
at 10:09 am
OH I LOVE THAT ONE SPUNK. “SEX ON FIRE” was the VERY FIRST FAN FIC I EVER READ! It’s short, but oh when it ends, YOU ARE *SAT-IS-FIED*. “I CAN get satisfaction”…..LOL YES YES YES…READ “SEX ON FIRE”. ok ok ok. down.
OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOW THAT I LOVED! Fucking A.
MMMMM MMMM GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It turned me on BIG time and I was like..>>”WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?”. hahahahaha
Love my RobSten and that was SOOOO SOOOO SOOOOO GOOD. I LOVED IT!
That’s what made ME keep reading. I thought it was well written too. READ IT PEOPLE!
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 11:26 am
Hey SpunkMe – Thanks for the Sex on Fire rec, just read it and t was really good – so well written and excellent smut!
By: fluffyliz on September 6, 2009
at 2:13 pm
Wow Spunk, great rec for the Vanillabeans fic – that’s got me very hot and bothered!
By: fluffyliz on September 6, 2009
at 3:32 pm
Smooch Heidi! Thanks you! I had not saved them! So bless you! Right click and saved each one for myself! I am so bad! I don’t care. *sigh*
Those are… are… there are just not words in the human language. NO WORDS! Beautiful and sexy just don’t seem to be enough!
I think he is hypnotic in those.
He’s like otherworldly beautiful.
Like the sun! It’s so beautiful and bright and you want to look, but when you do, the beauty blinds you. He is like the sun in these, but he makes your mind feel like it’s on fire…among other things! haha.
I think they know we can’t handle this much Fuckhawt Beautiful Sexaaay Rob!
RobLovingMeltdown x 1,000,000!!
Thanks again! <3
By: SpunkMe on September 6, 2009
at 10:33 am
I liked Sam Bradley’s metaphor of “the viper’s eyes”. He is HYPNOTIC as hell.
You almost think he’s fucking evil…but then he softens and you just go ahhhh.
That’s a balance too. Finding a man that can be NASTY/BAD ASSED SEXY/SO MASCULINE….but then have that softness and tenderness we as women NEED. I’m telling you THAT IS WHAT MAKES HIM HOT FOR ME AT LEAST. He’s beautiful AND handsome….EVIL and LOVING…..at least in how we PERCEIVE him at least. But you know what he says….people gauge him too much by his expressions.
That’s what makes him a great actor and model…..but it can be confusing to people also.
T
GAWD what the fuck….I’m analyzing shit too much. Talks to self IT’S SMUT CHLOE….shut the fuck up and GET YOURSELF OFF and quit analyzing the battle of the male/female ID. LOL hahahahahahah GAHHHHHHH. FUCKING A…
I’m so fucking ANAL sometimes. SORRY PEOPLE.
FUCK ONWARD! Get the towels. Never mind….. LOL Chloe wrestles with head. Yup, sex is mental too. But as that movie says “Sometimes you just have to say..>WHAT THE FUCK”. HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
God I’m an ass. Stop agreeing people….sigh.
By: chloe7565 on September 6, 2009
at 11:35 am
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at 10:37 am
Hey guys I’m a longtime lurker and have come out to tell you that what went down last nite was serious shit. All the Rob Bloggers got C&Ds and they were one of the most aggressive ones that they’ve seen. These guys aren’t fooling around and websites are getting shut down this morning.
RP Australia was shut down. RPSource, JAGs main source for Robpics is also set to shut down if the pics dont get taken down all over the net.
If you have any of these pics posted anywhere forums, signatures, facebook please take them down asap. Don’t share links, don’t post links, don’t post video.
I know for a fact that JAG and RAoR are both being monitored right NOW. If you dont stop posting shit she will get shut down.
Please please we cant let RAoR get shut down. Same goes for the other bloggers, We love all the Rob bloggers who work so hard.
By: LongtimeRAoRLurker on September 6, 2009
at 10:43 am
Thanks LongtimeRAoRLurker!
We most certainly do NOT want JAG and RAoR to get shut down!
Blasphemy of the worst kind!!
That is rather chilling to read how serious they are about these. I feels like an FBI raid and crackdown!
I’ll make sure this is known over at our forum where I Mod too.
Thanks for the message.
Protect JAG
Protect RAoR
By: SpunkMe on September 6, 2009
at 11:01 am
oh dear…
I was expecting something like this to come around eventually, it happens all the time….
Wow.. Let’s hope that we ride this out… It would be very sad to see JAG’s hard work go to waste…..
Praying.. Bbee
By: Bbee on September 7, 2009
at 3:42 am
Weirdest thing … just turned my TV on in the kitchen as I was making a sandwich, and waddya know, the Teen Choice Awards are on (UK Channel 4)! It’s right at the end, just as they announced Twilight and called the cast up on the stage. Just so strange, cos it’s the first time I’ve seen Rob on TV (apart from DVD) and it just seemed so random. Managed to dash into the living room in time to hit the record button on my PVR just to capture 20 seconds of Robliciousness.
By: fluffyliz on September 6, 2009
at 10:49 am
Nooooooooooo I missed it !!
By: venussleeping on September 6, 2009
at 2:02 pm