Well, if Rob hasn’t surfaced by the time this post…let DAY 11 of RobWatch begin *le Sigh*
We do know for a fact that he is Vancouver and working because Eclipse director David Slade has tweeted that he has been working with Rob and Kristen. Gotta give it to him, he is staying under the radar. Anyone wanna venture to guess when he’ll slip up and get papped? Today, tomorrow, the weekend…???
I thought it would be a fun diversion to look at some of the wack shizz that people google to find our Pervy Lil Paradise here at RAoR.
"robert pattinson ass" Yes you've cum to the right place
RAoR Wack Google Search Words
robert pattinson ass – you’ve come to the right place bb!
film outtake, guy gets a boner – can you imagine how many hits this got “guy gets boner” kinda common LOL
More RAoR GoogleGiggles after the search
did robert pattinson really masterbate - he’s a guy so…we affectionately call him WankBert
enema plastic pants – lmao, plastic panties maybe.
100 ways to frat boy - to frat boy what? bang, screw, blow gah!
twilight porn version – dude hook a girl up, but only if Rob’s in it with me
Bendy Frat Boy Rob, a world of possibilities
the most gorgious man on the world – YES, you’ve come to the right place! PS buy a dictionary
seduce your boyfriend – unless you’re KStew, you may be in the wrong place
is robert pattinson religious – Robert Pattinson is a religious experience my friend...check it
robert pattinson with nice hair – as opposed to what?
ramdom acts of rob – seriously, if I had a dollar for every person who can’t spelled Random, I’d be a rich bitch.
hot robert pattinson wallpaper – WTF is there shitty Robert Pattinson Wallpaper, Rank Robert Pattinson wallpaper… I think not!
sexpenders - yes, just yes, You are home.
taylor lautner – yea, um no, move along please it’s the Disney Channel for you or Efron
rob pattinson throw your panties – AMEN, all together ladies *throws panties*
Jaw implant? Um Hell NO!
twilight deleted dirty scenes - you’ll be looking for a long time, there are none DAMN!
hickups - ???
robert pattinson jaw implants – huh?
cd, robert pattinson – yea WE WISH!
huge black dildo – that sparkles ala Laurent?
rob suspenders – LMAO no last name and they still end up here
wax chest – well shit you are def in the wrong place, we like the MANFUR here at RAoR…adios!
Would love a chat room! But I think maybe I would need to get another job…as I would probably always be in it and therefore would probably lose my current job. But no worries. Its a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Day 11??!! Is that all, it seems like for-f*cking-ever.
Hilarious post JAG! And I LOVE that pic of Robs ass!
JAG,
Yet another jizzztastic hilarious post today.
I’m not sure what I googled, but I think something about Rob’s ‘disco stick’ brought me to this site; in any case when I saw the pics of GQRob + Lady GaGa song I knew I was done for *panty explosion*
I’ve been Robsmacked and hell I’m here to stay!!
(insert song) “and I’m luvin every minute of it..”
shameless whoring alert —————>
Go vote for me at
http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/worldwide/twilight-saga-fans?page=1
Done. Keep reminding us though. Also Miley Cyrus? WTF?
Done!
Could this be the reason why? Do you believe it?
This better not be like the drought of Dec 08 – that was rough! Come out Rob, we have a new Stoli shirt for you, and beer and cheeseburgers…
Who I am kidding – he and Kristen have all those and are practicing the leg hitch scene! Hope you’re having fun Rob but we miss you
OK, that’s a “Hells Yeah” on the chatroom issue…and I vote for “Manfur” (Rob has just the perfect amount of manfur) and as for all the pix, well, what everyone said.
We’re voting on the manfur? Uh that would be Yes! Yes! Oh yes! Rawr!
Yes to chatroom
Hello!
I’ve been lurking for quite some time, but haven’t posted. You folks are really funny. You have me cracking up most of the time. I have been reading some of the fan fics you all have posted and am enjoying them very much.
Just wanted to say hello.
welcome Chloe!
Hi Chloe*waves*
hey chloe! thanks for coming out of lurkdom and into the fray!
Morning glorious Pattinsluts!
I’ve added a link so that annotations can be added to my new vid (previous page) -
“Rob Pattinson – We’re Never Bored at Raor”
Go nuts! Luv you all!
JAG – I was just thinking – soliciting (I said it) Robfessions could be a funny blog topic one day. Just a suggestion – trying to give back to one who gives us so much!
Also – wish I had been kicked out of twi-moms. That’s hilarious! I didn’t get further than the “rules of conduct” before I was turned off. Nothing Rob-related should ever turn me off – except maybe that weird black tube-sock photoshoot.
I would have a t-shirt printed ‘I got kicked out of Twi-moms ’cause I was too skanky!’ Bahahahaha!
ps I’m with you on that photoshoot, if gave me a soft-on!
PS jochiffy – loved your video! You so rock!
Glad you loved the vid – leave an annotation – lets go gangers on Rob!
Gaaaaahhhhh! *THUD*
I found RAoR back in April…not sure how but I’m pretty sure it was during a Rob googlefest….you know, those days where nothing else gets done!!
Love it here!!!
In the mood to share….nice veiw….
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/b_roll_010.jpg
Yaha, Shy – I clicked on your link and when it opened my cursor was pointing right at his butt crack !!!!!! LMFAO! (And yes, it’s a very nice view, thank you!)
ShyNoMore
Thanks for sharing … you are always so generous *smooches*
I found RAoR in early June and one of the first blogs I read included some saucy comments from Christina4 that also made me LOL. I knew I was home.
I refer to it as cyberstalking. Boy, did I resist that! Then found RAoR and embraced the truly uncontrollable Robsession. Thanks for the enabling, everyone!
fluffyliz and RobCatCdn….I love to share….especially pics I haven’t seen before…you know I’m ALL about the fingers but lately there’s been some nice ass-candy to share – oh, who am I kidding…every part of this boy is sexyhawt…and so pretty….look at this face….
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/4171.png
ShyNoMore … I LOVE that picture! Rob looks like a dirty boy and totally f*ctastic!!! (fans self) And hell yes … every part of Rob is sexyhawt … hence so deserving of being called HHH.
I see u Rob’s bum! so f*cking cute! thanks for posting!
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Hey Debbi – what are you testing ….. yer new Twidildo?!
That should, of course, read Debbo – it’s 1.45am and I’m jizztyping!
Naaah Fluffy – what you said! lmao!
p.s. I’m also known as ‘that sheila with the hair’
I personally need ass candy everyday to make it though Rob Watch…I’m dying!
Popping in to say “hey ladies”! Having a good nite?
Rob drought has me scouring the net looking for interviews with him. I wanted to watch the Chicago interview from 11/08 and saw it was pulled>bummer!! *tear hiccup* Ok so being a little overdramatic…
Thankfully watching Rob interview with Tony posted on your site lifted my spirits.
Hearing Rob say “sex” & “heaven” gaaahhh …
Dry spell or otherwise your site keeps our Robmojo pumping… thank you!!
oops meant to say I agree hearing Rob say “sex” is heaven …
@ robsexme – Is this the Chicago interview you were talking about? It’s still out there on YT.
YES!! f_ckingdelicious, that’s the one. I just replied to you on todays post ‘Robwatch day 12′. Here’s just another quick big shout out to you for coming through for me. Love it!! THANK YOU!!
Hello!
I’ve been lurking for quite some time, but haven’t posted. You folks are really funny. You have me cracking up most of the time. I have been reading some of the fan fics you all have posted and am enjoying them very much.
Just wanted to say hello.
I think the chat room would be nice.
Hi Chloe! *waves* – Name your poison! Favourite fanfic and favourite RobBit! Tell us everything..*chin in hand, waiting*..there are no secrets here! lol
I seem to like Rob fan fic. I’ve read: “I love LA” and “Just This Once” and “The Office”. I loved them all.
I love Rob’s face of course. His funny feet and his charming personality.
LOL, this is funny.
I also love how you can just type “ro” in youtube’s search box, and “robert pattinson” is the number one suggested search term that pops up. If you just type “r”, rob is only number 5.