Well, if Rob hasn’t surfaced by the time this post…let DAY 11 of RobWatch begin *le Sigh*
We do know for a fact that he is Vancouver and working because Eclipse director David Slade has tweeted that he has been working with Rob and Kristen. Gotta give it to him, he is staying under the radar. Anyone wanna venture to guess when he’ll slip up and get papped? Today, tomorrow, the weekend…???
I thought it would be a fun diversion to look at some of the wack shizz that people google to find our Pervy Lil Paradise here at RAoR.
"robert pattinson ass" Yes you've cum to the right place
RAoR Wack Google Search Words
robert pattinson ass – you’ve come to the right place bb!
film outtake, guy gets a boner – can you imagine how many hits this got “guy gets boner” kinda common LOL
More RAoR GoogleGiggles after the search
did robert pattinson really masterbate - he’s a guy so…we affectionately call him WankBert
enema plastic pants – lmao, plastic panties maybe.
100 ways to frat boy - to frat boy what? bang, screw, blow gah!
twilight porn version – dude hook a girl up, but only if Rob’s in it with me
Bendy Frat Boy Rob, a world of possibilities
the most gorgious man on the world – YES, you’ve come to the right place! PS buy a dictionary
seduce your boyfriend – unless you’re KStew, you may be in the wrong place
is robert pattinson religious – Robert Pattinson is a religious experience my friend...check it
robert pattinson with nice hair – as opposed to what?
ramdom acts of rob – seriously, if I had a dollar for every person who can’t spelled Random, I’d be a rich bitch.
hot robert pattinson wallpaper – WTF is there shitty Robert Pattinson Wallpaper, Rank Robert Pattinson wallpaper… I think not!
sexpenders - yes, just yes, You are home.
taylor lautner – yea, um no, move along please it’s the Disney Channel for you or Efron
rob pattinson throw your panties – AMEN, all together ladies *throws panties*
Jaw implant? Um Hell NO!
twilight deleted dirty scenes - you’ll be looking for a long time, there are none DAMN!
hickups - ???
robert pattinson jaw implants – huh?
cd, robert pattinson – yea WE WISH!
huge black dildo – that sparkles ala Laurent?
rob suspenders – LMAO no last name and they still end up here
wax chest – well shit you are def in the wrong place, we like the MANFUR here at RAoR…adios!
Very funny, JAG! I love the last one “wax chest” hysterical! OK, where in the hell is Rob? How can he and Kris be so, so under the radar? I’m getting really antsy, and crazed from the lack of sleep. Looking here and at all the sites for any new pics. And GAWD, have you seen the stuff that’ s being put up?
Hopefully,next gif will be of Rob in the brand-new Tweetergirls Stoli shirt!
<3 you…..
By: Sus on August 26, 2009
at 12:23 am
Love that last one too! No Wax near Rob’s chest ever! Please! I hate that plastic look, it just don’t look natural people! Unless you’re a full blooded Native American and don’t grow chest or facial hair…then you are just fine!
By: Lynda on August 26, 2009
at 9:43 am
I personally love Rob’s manfur, especially his “happy trail”. I’d just love to lick my way down…thud!
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 11:16 am
*throw panties*
By: unleishd on August 26, 2009
at 12:25 am
Mine just got tossed at the screen too…*toss*
By: Lynda on August 26, 2009
at 9:44 am
*throws entire contents of underwear drawer*
(At the rate they were exploding, they weren’t going to be around for long anyway).
By: f_ingdelicious on August 26, 2009
at 9:56 am
I think I need to buy more panties to throw!
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 11:17 am
Yep, I agree, entire contents of underwear drawer….or as the Brits would say, knickers. LOL
By: Lynda from Philly on August 26, 2009
at 5:25 pm
You bitches are awesome!!! I think I may have to make room in my crushdom (that only encompass Rob) and add a RAoR crush.
By: Pluck1117 on August 26, 2009
at 12:28 am
You girls are fucking amazing and i love you sooo much for making me laugh till i cry and make my stomach hurt x)
By: AshleyMichelle on August 26, 2009
at 12:39 am
*drools, jizzes, passes out*
Oh, wait, there’s more to the post than just the AssCandy! You had me at “Rob pattinson ass.” *sigh* I really love those jeans.
Do you think the person meant “ram” & “dom” acts of rob? I’d be a willing participant of both, several million times please!
Is now a good time to introduce the “get on your knees & give thanks” by saluting Church of St. Mattress?
*throws shirt, bra, jeans, panties, ummmm… ponytail holder* He can have it all.
Wankbert…. *I.AM.DIED.*
As far as Rob Watch, I’m saying it gets papped leaving a bar or restaurant with the cast by next weekend. I’d be fine with him being locked away if I can get those fucking thumbnails in a larger size (preferably Rob-peen sized, which equals BIG for all those that don’t know)!
Love you, Pattinsluts! JAG, I know how I found you & I’m more than proud I did, love ya, bb!
Hugs and Kisses,
Christina
By: christina4 on August 26, 2009
at 12:45 am
Christina,
What you wrote was….
“I’d be fine with him being locked away if I can get those fucking thumbnails in a larger size (preferably Rob-peen sized, which equals BIG for all those that don’t know)”
All I got from it was……
Fucking…thumb…BIG RobPeen!!!! Gahhhh…..
WankBert *I.AM.DIED.* Me too Christina, me too!!!
By: unleishd on August 26, 2009
at 1:08 am
Yeah, Leish, it happens to the best of us. I could have swore I heard Dora say Rob & peen today. She’s such a hoor, lol! (Turns out she said Bob & weave.) I know for a fact I heard Spongebob say, lick and stick. These cartoons get more pervy every day. Not too mention, Kevin Brooks of the Dallas Cowboys said, “Let’s get strapped on & get hands on.” today in an interview. I *giggle snorted* for about five minutes.
Okay, so maybe it’s not the cartoons or RL people. I admit it, I’m a tiny bit too pervilicious for my own good, lol. Rob likes us dirty though- “Feel dirty about it, feel likes it’s wrong.” Why does feeling dirty just feel sooooooo right?
By: christina4 on August 26, 2009
at 1:21 am
Christina!!!
OMG!!! Cartoons being dirty now??? Spongebob said Lick and stick, and Dora really said Rob and Peen?!?!?! I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes!!!!
“Let’s get strapped on & get hands on.” Yes please!!!! Rob…you listening???
You and me both are too pervilicious for our own goods!!! I was asked today at work if I could give someone a screw…and all I could think of was “Ummm…no way in hell!!! You’re not Rob…not even close!!!” Damn it!!! They just wanted their glasses fixed!!!
By: unleishd on August 26, 2009
at 1:37 am
I think the main issue here is that we find Rob-related sexy perviness everywhere! For example:
Went on an extreme outdoor adventure with my kid and his cousins. Had to wear full body harnessess. All I remember is “terminal groin chafing”. DONE!!
Went to the beach in West Hampton on Sunday (I live on Long Island). Saw the same spiky grasses from the beach scene in Remember Me. Forgot how to walk.
Am constantly on the look out for finger porn on random strangers. Nobody compares to Rob.
The word “panties” messes me up.
Gah! It’s everywhere…
By: mimi on August 26, 2009
at 8:45 am
Rob peen sized! LOL! I like anything that’s the size of Rob’s peen! I would definitely kneel down and pray to that in the church of St. Matress!
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 11:27 am
Fucking and Rob in the same sentence…..that’s all I need. LOL
By: Lynda from Philly on August 26, 2009
at 5:27 pm
“RAoR Wack Google Search Words”..LMFAO! and how to the hell did I miss seeing that Bendy Frat Boy Rob pic before?? Gaaaah! It was probably posted during one of the many blacks out that I had from all the hawt RM pics!
Thank you JAG for such a hilarious post! I needed that! Cracked me up! and your tags…LMAO again!
“We like the Manfur here at RAoR”…..Oh sweet mother of lust, do we ever! Rob’s Manfur = Jizztastic Win!!
*throws panties*
By: addictedtorob on August 26, 2009
at 12:48 am
I’m with you ATR!!!
“Rob’s Manfur = Jizztastic Win!!”
HUGE fucking Jizztastic WIN!!!!
By: unleishd on August 26, 2009
at 7:30 am
Double that, girls….love the ManFur….definitely Jizztastic!! You girls are making my day. I come home for lunch each day, and after a shizz morning, you all are making me smile. Of course, DearRob always makes me smile, but where in the f*ck is he? I hope Christina is right! I’d even take a pap-pic at this point!
*Panties flying”
By: Sus on August 26, 2009
at 4:08 pm
dear god the thing that I would do to that ass
mmmmmm…
By: Sarah on August 26, 2009
at 1:01 am
Guys…..I’m hooked on FAN FIC….MUST.GO.BACK, Rob is pounding the hell out of me, I’ve literally destroyed a towel and I’m so fucking horny I am going nuts. I CAN SEE THAT FUCKER IN MY HEAD…ROB. It’s SO HARD NOT TO. These fan fic writers are SO DAMNED GOOD, they must be channeling Rob like some demon muse. It’s so fucking exciting, no WONDER you all are literally gone for DAYS. AND I HAVE A FUCKING GIG TOMORROW AFTERNOON PLAYING MUSIC and I can’t stop reading this FUCKING HORNY ASSED STORY.
sigh….so, On that note, I’m GONE. Enjoy the peace and quiet without my big fucking mouth chiming in every other post. I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE FUCKING……and it’s OH SO GOOD. We’re on a THREE DAY FUCKFEST in the story and it’s SOOOOOOOO GOOD. LOL I’m DYING HERE.
lawd have mercy, Kristen better be banging that man or I’m gonna cry in disbelief and longing and lust and anger and pain and horny moaning and groaning and whisperings of his name and many many many nasty dirty words that long to whisper in his ear as I wet his ear with my tongue.
OH SHUT UP!!!!! LOL
NOW BACK TO OUR STORY……It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood……LOL and ROB IS FUCKING ME FOR THE THIRD TIME! GAHHHHHHHHH
He’s about to go down on me…..and lick the fountain dry, so I must GET BACK TO THE STORY!
HAVE FUN GUYS. I KNOW I AM. I will have to finish this story tonight if I go to the gig with 2 hours sleep. I just can’t stop thinking about him and wondering if he’s fucking his brains out with kristen and wishing I was her. SIGH. I’m cool with them being together, I just wish it was me he was fucking…..LORD HAVE MERCY that man is the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen in my LIFE.
sigh……we’ve seen SO MANY pictures of him all these months, I can find a picture for EVERY SINGLE MOVEMENT IN THE ROB FAN FIC STORY I AM READING. They are all there burnt into my memory like a drum pattern burnt into a computerized drum machine. They pop out with no thought, each one perfect for the situation in the story and I just GRIN FROM EAR TO EAR AND FEEL EVERY EMOTION AND URGE AND PASSION AND WETNESS and jesus fucking christ it’s hard to masturbate WHILE READING. LOL
OH SHUT UP. I’ll see you all Wednesday evening EST. I WISH ROB WOULD COME OUT AND PLAY. I SO MISS HIM…..
I love you guys. These Rob fan fics are killing me. CAN YOU TELL?
)))))) hehehhehe
love to my fellow pattinslut, pattinpervs.
Everybody joins hands and say it together: “FUCK ME ROB!!!!!!”. LOL
nite he he he he Gawd, I am so wet…FUCK.
I know, TOO MUCH INFORMATION. LOL
FILM AT 11:00!!! HAHHAHAHHA
debbo
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 26, 2009
at 1:56 am
DEBBO!
you hilarious perv!
“join hands and say it together: F-K ME ROB!”
Thats the benediction at the Church of St. Mattress!
By: mimi on August 26, 2009
at 8:37 am
I hear ya Debbo..I’m reading “The Acclimation Diaries”
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=3830&textsize=1&chapter=1
I like this one..you have to login to read though, but this one is good, I know you’d like it…thee hee…Just starting the next part..”The Honeymoon”…
By: Lynda on August 26, 2009
at 9:48 am
Debbo – I have no problem masturbating while reading. Practice, girl – practice!
By: f_ingdelicious on August 26, 2009
at 10:01 am
Gonna need a list of what you’re reading. Have towels standing by
By: Christa on August 26, 2009
at 11:06 am
I finally finished Wide Awake( I loved it so much that I’m def. going to read it again) and of course I pictured Rob while I was reading it( I pictured me instead of Kristen. LOL), especially the parts where he wears his leather jacket, I totally thought of him in the Us Weekly Theo Wenner outtakes. Needless to say, I now have towels to wash.
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 11:39 am
OMGAWD, MIMI…..my Diet Coke just shot out my nose! Join hands and say “F*CK ME, ROB? are we gonna stand around a campfire and sing? LOL! Youre killing me
By: Sus on August 26, 2009
at 4:13 pm
BY THE WAY, BEFORE I LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT….THANK YOU JAG, you posted the ONE picture from one of my favorite SEXY ROB PHOTO SHOOTS….that I DID NOT HAVE. The third picture down. I LOVE THAT SHOOT. He is so UNIQUE in that and SO SEXY and SO I don’t know, but I LOVE that shoot. SIGH…..you completed my evening with a bang. lol
debbo
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 26, 2009
at 2:01 am
“completed my evening with a bang”…..(that’s what HE said). LOL
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 26, 2009
at 2:05 am
Debbo your amazing… I was laughing so much that I spilled my coffee, luckly only a little went on my lappy.
Like many others here… I to miss Rob and wish he would just make a quick appearance ,just a quick wave… then back under the radar. That would make me a happy girl
By: venussleeping on August 26, 2009
at 3:02 am
At my house, we say “that’s what Rob said”.
By: tiffanized on August 26, 2009
at 9:12 am
PS…I added 210 pictures of ROB to my MYSPACE site tonight. Go and get the cream of the crop if you want to……
Cream of the crop…(that’s what SHE said…). LOL
I also posted 3 videos at the end of yesterday’s post. You all have seen them, but what the fuck. Somebody may not have…..never miss a Robgasm.
NIGHT….
take me Rob…I’m yours…. LOL
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 26, 2009
at 2:08 am
Cream of the crop, LOL! Rob definitely gets my crotch, I mean crop, to cream!
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 11:48 am
Great post JAG…Amazing what some folks type into google…(enema plastic pants) WTF!! lol
The Wax Chest one takes me back to a conversation I had with adult family members this last weekend… Me and my sister cant understand women who like men to wax their chests… I like a man to be au naturelle and infact prefer a man with Manfur.
So I was wondering what the feelings are of the ladies on RAor are ?
Waxed or Manfur ?
By: venussleeping on August 26, 2009
at 2:52 am
Definitely a la Rob! Not that I’d knock back dear virginal Eddy, after all, underneath all that waxing, make-up and hairspray is a dirty little mof*cker that is hairy and horny as hell!
ps, on Robert Pattinson Life there was a headshot *gah* posted today that took my breath away, if only I could see him looking up at me that way…
***THUD***
***DIED***
***I’M IN ROBHEAVEN!!***
Yeah, I know, technically challenged, don’t know how to post it here, maybe one of you ladies that have a clue could do it? Trust me, you’ll know which one I mean! ***POOF*** ***GONE AGAIN***
By: jochiify on August 26, 2009
at 3:16 am
Would this be the one Jo???
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frjCPpXN_Us/SpSu0UyAlmI/AAAAAAAACPU/4jNh9s7ppjI/s1600-h/04.jpg
By: unleishd on August 26, 2009
at 3:37 am
Leisha, you are my hero! (again) thankyou!
That photo is killing me softly at the moment, I am just a melted pool of mush when I look at it! Those eyes…he’s so purty!
By: jochiify on August 26, 2009
at 4:18 am
You’re very welcome Jo!!! Glad I could assist in your PattinPerving ways.
I would have to agree with you, The Eyes!!!! So damn beautiful!!!
Oh, and I vote MANFUR!!!! Rawr!!!!
By: unleishd on August 26, 2009
at 7:26 am
God, I love me that manfur! It make all the difference while perving…boys do not have manfur. Real MEN with large penises and long fingers and tongues who also happen to have sexy-ass color changing eyes and thick luscious lashes DO have manfur!
Makes me wanna nestle right up into him.
By: mimi on August 26, 2009
at 8:33 am
Jo / Leisha – Holy f*ckbuckets, that picture, those eyes …. I could very well just find 2 hours have passed without note whilst I stare at that picture. When the hell is this obsession / addiction / infatuation … Jeez, this f*cking CRAZINESS going to stop?! It’s gonna kill me, I just know it.
By: fluffyliz on August 26, 2009
at 10:05 am
Definitely manfur!!!
I think the happy trail was named because Rob’s makes me so happy. I just smile whenever I see it.
I especially love the US photo with the awful bedazzler vest but the incredible jeans/package).
Mmmmm – Nice!
By: f_ingdelicious on August 26, 2009
at 10:06 am
Fluffy,
Pray the madness never ends! I can’t remember life BR (BeforeRob)..he’s single-handedly (*poof*) lifted my libido into the stratosphere, given me a reason to turn the laptop on in the morning (Michael Jackson died??!!??wtf), provided me with more laughs and jizztastic moments than I know what to do with – (actually you Raor girls have) – and ’cause of Him, I hook up daily with like-minded (ahem) ladies such as yourself from all around the world who neither judge or ridicule this crazy Robsession. Love it!
By: jochiify on August 26, 2009
at 10:58 am
Definitely manfur! The happy trail is one of my favorite parts on a man. If I wanted smooth skin I’d be a lesbian.
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 11:52 am
Definitely manfur. mmm hmmmm.
By: itsange on August 26, 2009
at 3:37 pm
right now I only have eyes for ROBFURRR…. goin down
By: robsexme on August 26, 2009
at 4:31 pm
I definitely like looking and playing with manfur.
By: tamalady on August 26, 2009
at 8:38 pm
How about…Im too f*&king old for this shit but where can I find a bunch of crazy bitches who have also lost their damn minds to this man (along with countless pairs of panties) so that I no longer feel like I am a freak alone in the Rob wilderness…
bit big for the little google box…. but thats how I found you JAG and your plethora of Pattinsluts..
and thank God I did or who knows where i would have ended up…
that picture of the B side…. ahhh…one of my personal favourites.
cant get enough of his sweet ass…
11 days man this is a nightmare…please come out Rob (even with the RayBans on) we need you like air ……..its unbearable…
By: I'm going down!!! on August 26, 2009
at 4:05 am
It’s the drought of 2009. But dare I say it’s actually been kind of good for me.. Has me focusing on REAL things..
By: WastingTheMorning on August 26, 2009
at 10:04 am
I think that we’re all Proud Pattinsluts. How could any woman not be?
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 11:56 am
Like I said in an earlier post… we are all missing Rob
so I made this Video Just for you ladies hopefully it will cheer you up
btw keep in mind im new to making Vids
By: venussleeping on August 26, 2009
at 4:07 am
Holy Fuck Venus!!!!
That little bit of interview bit starting at 0:21…It’s got HairFondling, FingerPorn, CheekSuck, a bit of tongue action…fjadfjakf;mka;fjm!!!!! That just fucking killed me!!!!
And look at those arms go at 1:19!!!! hehehe….how adorable!!!
“Shud Up, shud up!!!”
Great job Venus!!!
By: unleishd on August 26, 2009
at 7:22 am
Thankyou leisha , it was great fun
By: venussleeping on August 26, 2009
at 8:19 am
Cant add much to whats been said already…loved it and thank you…helped me thru another no Rob day…when is he going to come f*&kin out????
Nice job Venus!! love him in that white shirt for some reason…he looked like he was ready for some hot sex…
By: I'm going down!!! on August 26, 2009
at 8:25 am
You make the best vids! Love pulsating Rob. LOL Thanks venussleeping
By: Annie on August 26, 2009
at 9:04 am
Oh good lawdy, venussleeping! F*ckhawt video, you did Rob proud!!!(did Rob..heh heh…f*ck yes… ) I held it together until 1:10……the sexpenders, the sexpenders, the sexpenders AND the sexboots!!??!!!….gaaaaah! *I.AM.DIED*
By: addictedtorob on August 26, 2009
at 9:20 am
OMG! Thud!
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 12:00 pm
Awesome Venus….love the slowmo hair fondling…the longer that can be dragged out the better!
By: itsange on August 26, 2009
at 3:40 pm
Venus,
don’t ever underestimate your video making skills. I’ve seen your vids & they are excellent! Awesome job!! Can never get enough of Rob licking his lips & let’s hope HE never shuts up …… going to watch again….. ready, set, here comes the downpour….
By: robsexme on August 26, 2009
at 4:14 pm
Awesome, Venus! Thanks, I needed that! These long days and nights of NoNewRob are getting harder and harder to take! Hoping we get what we want soon! TwittergirlsStoli pic!
Thanks for sharing, lady!
By: Sus on August 26, 2009
at 4:22 pm
Venus … that was amazing!!! Love that you added some new (old) pics that have just surfaced. And the slow motion effects … great!
Thanks!!!
By: RobCatCdn on August 26, 2009
at 7:16 pm
Thank you Ladies… you really have given my confidence a much needed boost
By: venussleeping on August 27, 2009
at 1:47 am
JAG roflmao huge black dildo that sparkles ala laurent i just spat my coffee everywhere and made my kids jump in fright i laughed so hard
and hell yeah we like the manfur.
and i so dont get why people fancy taylor bless he’s just a kid.
By: sarahjm28 on August 26, 2009
at 4:18 am
Robfession time! I’m standing at the magazine stand at the supermarket this morning checking the latest offerings and discussing (seriously) with some random tween what makes Robward hotter than JailbaitJake! No shit! Kill me now! ps – I of course emerged victorious, that little bitch couldn’t spot a decent bit of ass if it ran up and bit hers! Bahahahaha!
By: jochiify on August 26, 2009
at 4:24 am
jochify roflmao at you discussing robward and jailbaitjake with a random tween.
my lil sis (she’s 25) has been trying to get me to admit taylor looks hot in the new moon trailer.i’m sorry i just can’t do it he has a childs head on a mans body it is both disturbing and wrong,i feel guilty enough finding rob attractive (well i say attractive i mean i’d really love to get my hands on him and show him what an older woman could do for him)
By: sarahjm28 on August 26, 2009
at 5:03 am
My daughters both think Taylor is sooo hot( what they said) but they are younger than him. I am already much older than Rob but at least he’s already a sexy, fuckhawt man, so I don’t feel guilty about the perverted lust driven thoughts I have about him.
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 12:10 pm
jochiffy – “I of course emerged victorious” – so funny! Dude, I have so many Robfessions to make it would make a tween blush. Can I make them to HHH in person while on my knees? I love coming to this site – I always laugh and always end up nodding my head in agreement and -bonus- always get to see beautiful pics of that gorgeous sexyman. So it’s a huge win all around!
By: MyRobbie on August 26, 2009
at 12:14 pm
PattinsonPerv’s should be added to the list….
SkankyRobLovinChic’s ???
God, the list could be endless !!
I miss me some new Rob pic’s, although I’m happy 4 him that he’s not gettin pap’d
By: kylie on August 26, 2009
at 6:38 am
OMG I am LMAO here. I love you guys! I don’t remember how I found you either, but I can’t miss a day now!! And JAG, this may be a great place for how to seduce your boyfriend. There are a LOT of very lucky SO’s who get VERY lucky from our Pattinperving. After all, we have to have an outlet since Rob won’t share! hehehehe
By: Haystackhair on August 26, 2009
at 6:56 am
This is hilarious! The things people think of.
How Ramdom.
By: foof76 on August 26, 2009
at 7:27 am
I think I found this place by searching for “Robert Pattinson Sound Bites”. I wish it was something more original.
My fav. from the list has to be “Huge Black Dildo” lmao @ “that sparkles ala Laurent?”
I was feeling kinda shitty this morning, but now that the ass pic has me thinking dirty thoughts, and the Google searches has me laughing out loud, I feel much better.
Thanks for what you do every day JAG.
By: jaimegrrrl on August 26, 2009
at 7:36 am
I think I found RAoR through RobOnDemand too. Which is fucking awesomeness. I still go there almost daily for my fix of saucy, t-shirt and bouffant. And also – feel dirty about it, feel like it’s wrong. Gah.
By: MyRobbie on August 26, 2009
at 1:46 pm
I think I just googled “Robert Pattinson” (as boring as that is, lol… that is, in comparison to the other google searches posted here, hehe)
By: sloopy1975 on August 26, 2009
at 6:41 pm
Between the f-kin hot pics of rob here and the combined wisdom / perviness / hilarity / creativity of all you ladies, I am in for life! I can not remember how I ended up here, but I am soooo glad I did. The first comment I ever read was by christina4, and all I know is I laughed my ass off, and then had to excuse myself for a few minutes.
I am so glad to know that I am not alone in my Robperving ways, and that there are loads of cool, successful women out there who suffer just as much as I do. I love Robert Pattinson. I want to f-k him until he can’t remember his name. And I’ve got a “few”years on him – so what?
Love the ass candy pic – just wanna grab those muffins HARD!
And my fave from the list, to agree with jaime above -
Huge Black Dildo ala Laurent.
classic!
By: mimi on August 26, 2009
at 8:30 am
Well JAG..I googled or as it is popularly known RobStalked and that’s how I found you !!
I think I googled something like Rob Pattinson hot or something !! *blush*
So thank you google for leading me to JAG and RAoR and these wonderful ladies !!
By: Made me a believer on August 26, 2009
at 9:17 am
i was given the link to here by a very kind twi mom who suggested that i was maybe better suited to this site as i was a bit too rude for twi moms.also got in a lot of trouble there for posting shirtless pics of rob and instead of apologising i said well he’s the one who took his damn shirt off of course im going to bloody post the pics.the twi moms were not amused.lol
By: sarahjm28 on August 26, 2009
at 12:41 pm
Thrown out of Twimoms! How hilarious! Its all down and dirty here!
By: itsange on August 26, 2009
at 3:42 pm
I don’t remember what magical arrangement of words brought me here, but the first post I ever read of yours was “Why I never plan on meeting Robert Pattinson” on June 16. I think I was looking for info about him being attacked by miners in NY. I’ve read every post since.
By: tiffanized on August 26, 2009
at 9:18 am
That was my first visit to the site too
I remember thinking “thankgod! there are others like me”
By: venussleeping on August 26, 2009
at 9:48 am
tiffanized, I think that was my first too, awe….
I was a “lurker” for a few weeks then broke down & had to become smittenbyaBrit!
Love JAG, Love all the ROAR ladies & ofcourse I LOVE Mr. Robert Fucking Pattinson!
By: smittenbyaBrit on August 26, 2009
at 11:57 am
Sarah, thrown out of TwiMoms…ROTFLMAO….I never really dug TwiMoms…it was too tame. That’s actually how I got here, too. One of my (former) TwiMom girls suggested this site! So glad I “came over to the dark side”….teehee! Way more fun and sex here! And our leader, JAG….you’re the best ever! My undying loyalty and love HERE!
By: Sus on August 26, 2009
at 4:29 pm
Thrown out of TwiMoms = Badge of Honor?
I think YES!!!
By: f_ingdelicious on August 26, 2009
at 5:39 pm
I don’t know if that was my very first post I read but I know it was one of the first ones… *sigh* and the rest, as they say, is history
By: sloopy1975 on August 26, 2009
at 6:42 pm
I don’t know what TwiMoms is, but if they kicked any of you out, I don’t want to be in.
By: tiffanized on August 26, 2009
at 9:57 pm
Robert Pattinson Jaw Implants was my favorite.
By: C2R on August 26, 2009
at 9:34 am
Okay, so the “Twilight porn version” google may have actually been me (although I’ve been reading RAoR for awhile). I remember having a convo with someone about how the porn industry capitalized on the Pirates of the Caribbean fad and made a very popular porn movie with similar themes. Of course Jack Sparrow has never made me have dirty dreams the way Robward has. So I don’t get the interest.
Anywho, I did a search to see if the porn industry had put two and two together yet, got some weird stuff and gave up. I’m sure “Twatlight” is out there or in production tho. I’m dying to see what oily, hairy (yet well manscaped), cheeseball they pick as “Headward”.
By: WastingTheMorning on August 26, 2009
at 10:22 am
“Headward” Hahahahahaha!!!
(It would be cool if we could insert the Rob on Demand quotes in the comments. I would totally put Rob saying “Fucking Awesomness” right here.
By: Annie on August 26, 2009
at 10:50 am
Haha WTM – dirty minds think alike! I posted below before seeing your comment and was also ruminating on whether there’s a porn version of Twilight and what it would be called – not much scope with a 1-word title, so we both said Twatlight! (I also thought it might be Twat-tight!)
By: fluffyliz on August 26, 2009
at 1:14 pm
Twat-tight – good one. Especially since it’s about 2 virgins getting it on for the first time. That makes the porn version title especially appropriate. Hmm. How’s this for a storyline? James wants to steal Bella’s virginity so the Cullen clan (who are very interchangeable and not paired up in the porn version) fights him to protect Bella.
By: WastingTheMorning on August 26, 2009
at 4:46 pm
Sorry – there was supposed to be more to my TwatTight porn storyline but my mom called and talked about her quilting class and now I have no perv left in me.
“Submit” and move on and hope my perv comes back later..
By: WastingTheMorning on August 26, 2009
at 5:12 pm
WTM – very similar thing happened to me the other day.
I was Robsturbating and Mom called. Made the mistake of picking up (what was I thinking?).
Mood destroyed.
By: f_ingdelicious on August 26, 2009
at 5:43 pm
Hickups !!!!???? Maybe that’s to do with getting “drunk” on Rob but it’s a bit “ramdom” (loving Christina’s interpretation of that word LOL!)
Personally, I seem to recall just clicking on a Google link to Rob blogs and there you were. I just loved the fact that, unlike so many other Rob-related blogs and websites, it didn’t just have loads of juvenile comments like:
“OMG, he’s so hooooottttt”
“I love him”
“I love Edward”
“Team Edward all the way”
and, most random of all …
“I love Edward but I hate Robert Pattinson”
WHAT.THE.F*CK?????!!!!
Thus I discovered that this was not a place where teenage girls hung out, it was where smart, funny, educated, professional WOMEN came for Group Therapy … not looking for a cure, just comfort and validation …. oh, and plenty of good RobPorn.
As for the bodily hair – well, I’m not a fan of all over gorilla manfur, but neither do I like the smooth, androgynous look. It goes without saying, of course, that Rob has the perfect amount of manfur (just like everything else) …. just a lovely spattering of what he refers to as “early pubes” across his upper chest, with that delectable trail down to that place we all imagine but will never visit *sigh*.
By: fluffyliz on August 26, 2009
at 10:37 am
I don’t really remember how I got here either, I just sort of clicked the heels of my red sequinned Manalo Blahniks together and whispered ‘There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…’ and *Poof**Thud* I was here!
By: jochiify on August 26, 2009
at 11:05 am
Your pic is fuckhawtttttt!!!!
By: smittenbyaBrit on August 26, 2009
at 12:00 pm
Smitten
Do you mean this one ….. ?
http://twitpic.com/fc8cb
By: fluffyliz on August 26, 2009
at 12:18 pm
YES Fluffy!!! Love that pic!
By: smittenbyaBrit on August 26, 2009
at 4:34 pm
I’m sure I clicked on JAG’s name on an LTR post to get here. I don’t remember when.
I wanted to share this story which makes me giggle when I think of Rob sitting with foil in his hair which I’m sure he LOVED.
http://www.tonic.com/article/twilights-recession-friendly-highlights-for-your-hair/
By: Annie on August 26, 2009
at 10:57 am
thanks for the link, and I giggled too. I can just see him sitting in the stylists chair, cracking his trademark self-deprecating jokes the whole time because he is just so damn uncomfortable with all the attention.
God I adore him.
By: mimi on August 26, 2009
at 11:54 am
Well if people are searching.. I figured we could give ‘em something else to look at..
F*CKYEAH!
By: Kelly on August 26, 2009
at 10:58 am
What she said!
By: jochiify on August 26, 2009
at 11:08 am
*swoon* *thud*
By: robsexme on August 26, 2009
at 3:49 pm
F*ckin’ HAWT….Lots of beautiful FINGERPORN in that……*D.I.E.D*……….thanks from the bottom of my panties for that one, in these NoRob Prohibition days….
By: Sus on August 26, 2009
at 4:37 pm
I’m sorry, were there words or some kind of writing after the ass-candy shot? I have not been able to move past that image….
By: Kristen on August 26, 2009
at 11:01 am
Jaw porn. It got me here but, you guys keep me coming back!! ( the asscandy also helps!)
By: Christa on August 26, 2009
at 11:08 am
OMFG, Jag, those were hilarious! 100 ways to fratboy, gah! I can think of at least 100 ways to do fratboy Rob! Waxing the manfur? No fucking way! That is total blasphemy! Let us all pray to the church of St. Matress.
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 11:12 am
I will part from my fellow PattinPervs about the manfur. His Holy Hotness has the exact perfect amount of body hair, but you should be careful about an all-out endorsement of man-fur.
Exhibit #1 – my husband. Visions of him without a shirt has been known to elicit 911 calls of Big Foot sightings and/or bear sightings (he is 6”4, 300 lbs so really does look like a bear). There is such a thing as too much man-fur. After dealing with it for 12 years, I am on the no (or limited amounts of) manfur bandwagon.
Hubby swears it was part of our wedding vows “to honor and cherish, to shave and manscape…” but I have watched the video over and over and cannot find that part anywhere.
I am glad Rob has been hiding out – he needed some time away. He is still working, but not under 24/7 pressure and scrutiny like before. He is going to be on media overkill here in, what, 88? days, so let him *ahem* recharge and get ready to roll. In the hay. With me. Where did that come from? I swear I have Rob-turrets syndrome. Roburrets.
By: Kristen on August 26, 2009
at 11:15 am
LMFAO!
“I swear I have Rob-turrets syndrome”
Here’s to never being cured!!
By: mimi on August 26, 2009
at 11:56 am
if you google jizztyping you come in at #4 LOL
By: myrobertpattinson on August 26, 2009
at 11:25 am
*goes to try it*
I got #3 and #4…
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By: sloopy1975 on August 26, 2009
at 6:49 pm
jochiify -You crack me up! Robfession time…Oh if all my non robsessed friends knew they would probably committ me.
My Sister who is my best friend, doesn’t understand it..she thinks I’m gross lusting after a guy 6 years younger than me! Whats the big deal? There is nothing wrong with that! Nothing!
By: gemmajean on August 26, 2009
at 11:45 am
Story of my life. Had a convo with my friend’s 13 yo niece one time. Found out she hearts Rob. My friend started hooting and hollering and said “OMG she’s closer in age to him than YOU are!!” Ha ha ha. Verra funny. Yeah, but no 13 yo can do the dirty things to him (in my mind) that I do.. They just think he’s “cute” and want to give him their first kiss. Which would be “true love’s kiss” of course – just like in the movie Enchanted. Which they just saw for the first time last year. With their parents.
By: WastingTheMorning on August 26, 2009
at 11:54 am
So then, where does 20 yrs and two weeks exactly fit in?
Let’s put it this way: I have the same number of years of sexual expertise as HHH has been alive. Coincidence? I think not.
ANd if given the chance, I’d gladly share it all with him. Multiple times. And in varying positions.
By: mimi on August 26, 2009
at 11:58 am
My sister doesn’t get it either. She thinks I’m nuts and calls Rob “my boyfriend”. Sigh. I even sent her JAG’s brilliant “How can you NOT think RP is hot?” post – which was life-altering for me. First – it made me a truly committed RAoR addict, second – I learned about RobQ (WTF was I doing that I missed that when it happened?) and my fav outtake pic with the rolled up sleeves and tie (BB – you guys know what I’m talkin bout) but maybe best of all – third – I got to experience RomeRob in Personal Jesus vid – brilliant! Esp 2:20 or so.
Also – mimi – “Coincidence?” Def not! So hilarious! I love you guys for making me laugh and for making me not feel crazy/alone in my love of all things Rob. Thanks!
By: MyRobbie on August 26, 2009
at 12:31 pm
My mom and my sister think that I have lost my mind. They think I need to “realize” that I am not a young girl any more and that it’s weird for someone my age to be lusting after a younger man. What the fuck do they know? I am only 15 years older than Rob, and my step-dad is 16 years older than my mom! What’s the difference? Is it because he’s the man and men are supposed to be older. I think that’s bullshit! Double standards definitely suck! I wish my sister would just watch Twilight( she says it doesn’t interest her) or watch some Robvids on Youtube, then she might see where I’m coming from because I don’t think she has ever really looked at him, or if she has maybe she’s just a closet Pattinslut. LOL!
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 12:38 pm
LOL!! I’m so with you Spunk. I’m 15 years older than HHH and my mother and my friends all think I’m insane. Say that I should get over my “robsession” and realize that he’s too young for me but then I simply point out the age difference between Demi & Ashton. If they can make it work why can’t I? Of course I’d have to get rid of my husband but that’s minor detail *evil grin*
I don’t really remember how I came across RoAR and you lovely ladies but I’m so glad I did. It’s the one place where I feel completely normal with my Robworld.
By: VanCitygirl on August 26, 2009
at 12:56 pm
Ditto – everything you guys said above.
@MIMI – perfectly – we fit in perfectly. Age is only a number!! MWAH!
Found ROAR thru LTR and Luv it because I don’t have to think or ponder – just pure lusting after the RobMan!
By: beesue on August 26, 2009
at 3:05 pm
Well, all the comments above are why we have each other and JAG thank you so much for providing us with all the perviness we can take and a place to share!
*hugs*.
I got my sister to read Twilight and she wasn’t into it…fair enough I guess its not for everyone but then her comments about Rob…I beginning to think she may not have a soul!
By: gemmajean on August 26, 2009
at 3:23 pm
Oh and my twilight/robsessed friend here at work introduced me to the site so I didn’t originally search it out, but I have to admit I may have typed random as ramdom once our twice when I was a newbie and hadn’t memorized the website yet.
By: gemmajean on August 26, 2009
at 11:49 am
*woot* you are an evil genius JAG!!! Ummm in f*cking awesomeness this post is at the top *winks*
Oh and I wouldn’t mind Rob giving me some “ramdom” action BTW I found the deleted sex scene from Twilight here you go…
http://www.collegehumor.com/video%3A1904237
By: Melanie on August 26, 2009
at 11:57 am
Bahaha, what a hoot! I wonder if there’s a porn version of Twilight? You know, like you get porn versions of popular films, like Tongue Raider (aka Tomb Raider), etc. Hmm, wonder what they’d call it ….? Twatlight? Twat-tight?
By: fluffyliz on August 26, 2009
at 12:41 pm
Hee hee love you JAG:)
“rob pattinson throw your panties – AMEN, all together ladies *throws panties*”
Mine is trown! Yeah there mine went landed right on his beenie.. Sorry Rob, blushes LOL
I cant belive how many robismens that is stached up in my pervy mind, and how I react to them without beeing fully aware of it.. I mean, lately I cant even look at a mans jaw with out mentally sighing, and getting all hot and bothered..
Today there was a guy in the train that stood right next to me, as we waited for the train to stop. I menan the first thing I saw was his jaw, not his body and the rest of his face, but his jaw! I cant even rember what he looked like when I walked off train!
But ahh the Jaw..
By: Annmus on August 26, 2009
at 12:29 pm
BTW I agree – Rob has the perfect amount of manfur. There was a poll in Glamour a few months ago about men’s sideburns (he won, of course, for perfect sideburns) and the caption read, “Can this man do anything wrong?”. Word on that.
By: MyRobbie on August 26, 2009
at 12:53 pm
LADIES
I’m testing out the idea of setting up a RAoR chatroom. This would be a password protected place where you can go (after reading my post & leaving me a witty comment) and have an extended chat about anything…Rob, music etc.
Would you guys be interested in this?
JAG
By: Just a Girl on August 26, 2009
at 12:56 pm
That would be a resounding YES!!!!
By: Melanie on August 26, 2009
at 1:16 pm
JAG – Do bears sh*t in the woods?! Duh! (In case you’re wondering, that’s a YES!) Of course we want you to spend more of whatever miniscule amount of downtime you have working to improve our lives!
By: fluffyliz on August 26, 2009
at 1:19 pm
Oh geez. I think I would live there.
By: Annie on August 26, 2009
at 1:22 pm
Is Rob Pattinson the most beautiful specimen to walk the face of this earth? The answer would YES YES YES!!!! JAG, that would rock. I <3 You!
By: VanCitygirl on August 26, 2009
at 1:24 pm
Ummmm…let me think about that…..HELL YA!
By: Kristen on August 26, 2009
at 1:32 pm
Um, yes please!
By: MyRobbie on August 26, 2009
at 1:34 pm
Thats a great idea
By: venussleeping on August 26, 2009
at 1:41 pm
Ooh, I’m definitely into that idea!
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 1:45 pm
YAY!!!!! Of Course!! What a awesome idea!!! <3
By: addictedtorob on August 26, 2009
at 1:49 pm
Yes! Yes! Yes!
That was me responding to Rob’s ministrations. But I’d also love a chat room!
By: f_ingdelicious on August 26, 2009
at 1:53 pm
let’s see….how should I put this?
HELLS YEAH!
I think we can all answer YES for debbo!
love that stream of consciousness chick!
By: mimi on August 26, 2009
at 1:59 pm
Absof*ckinlutely & may I have some more Rob please!!!
By: robsexme on August 26, 2009
at 3:47 pm
RAoR chatroom would be awesome! You can count me in!
By: itsange on August 26, 2009
at 3:47 pm
I’m in!
By: smittenbyaBrit on August 26, 2009
at 4:39 pm
Yes PLEASE !
By: Made me a believer on August 26, 2009
at 4:41 pm
Hell, yes, JAG!! Great idea….would it be going on 24/7? Cuz we all live in different time zones…..
By: Sus on August 26, 2009
at 4:41 pm
JAG,
I think a chat room would be a wonderful idea!!! A great way to keep things on track in your comments.
<3 U!!!
By: unleishd on August 26, 2009
at 4:54 pm
UM TOTALLY that would be GREAT
By: sloopy1975 on August 26, 2009
at 6:54 pm
Do you even have to ask??? Hell yes! LOL
You are just too good to us JAG. *smooches*
By: RobCatCdn on August 26, 2009
at 7:29 pm
abso-fucking-lutely! capital idea JAG!!
By: suziekew on August 27, 2009
at 12:14 am
Jag, that would be a great idea, might keep the pornpolice off your ass as well!!
Well ladies, although its 2.30 am here, I’m doin’ my best to keep your spirits up..
it might do till we get ‘the real thing’ back…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C-E_iznxZM
And now, thankyou all for another great Raor post, and good night!! *Yawn* xx
By: jochiify on August 26, 2009
at 1:09 pm
Jo – I love your vids, and this one’s no exception. You crack me up, honest to God!
By: fluffyliz on August 26, 2009
at 1:24 pm
Fluffy – You can tell it’s late tho’ can’t you? The vid is as rough as guts, I was tryin’ to do it quick to get the rest of the world awake! I’ll tell you what’s killin’ me girl, and it ain’t no multiplerobgasms – its the f*ckin’ different time zones!
Oh, and fyi, I saw what I think is a pic of you on a photo post and lmao, ’cause we look so alike! (Probably why we think alike!) Same goddam wild hair!
By: jochiify on August 26, 2009
at 1:36 pm
LMFAO! Great video!
By: spunkransomlover on August 26, 2009
at 1:53 pm
Thanks SRL it came to me yesterday when somebody commented about the twidildo not being as good as ‘the real thing’ and Leishas earlier posts about majoring in Robperversion, I’m not that clever, you ladies provided the inspiration, ‘I’m just a tool – a big, hard tool’ (He said big hard tool) Bahahaha!
By: jochiify on August 26, 2009
at 1:57 pm
Jo, you’re right, the time difference sucks big time, as it really livens up here when it’s late evening EST, by which time it’s, like, 1am here in London and I’m dying of sleep deprivation. You’re in Oz, of course, which is even worse. It’s kinda weird to think that this one (albeit amazin’) man has brought women together from all around the globe.
I laughed when you said we look alike – yeah, I used to be frequently referred to as “the bird with the hair”! That’s an oldish pic as I didn’t have anything better when I first registered and my hair’s shorter these days – now my BFF calls me Fluffy, hence my nickname here!
By: fluffyliz on August 26, 2009
at 3:09 pm
Jochiify,
love, love, love, love the vid. Your vids are always so much fun to watch! This was just what I needed today ~ a laugh!! I’m grinning ear to ear now!! The sparkly twidildo caught my attention. My sister in law bought me the cardboard cut out of Robward (humoring my Twihard obsession) little does she know the extent of it…. sparkly twidildo, Robward hmmmmmmmm my dirty mind is going into overdrive.
By: robsexme on August 26, 2009
at 3:25 pm
Holy friggin’ Rob, Joch! That was unbelievable…you’re the best!! Love it, love it! Wanting to see comments on that vid…especially the Holy Peen and the Twidildo…..LOL! You RAoRK!…..(rock?)…..
By: Sus on August 26, 2009
at 4:45 pm
OMG Jo!!! That is fucking awesomeness!!! I’m glad I could inspire you with my Major!!!
And, Robotany!!! LMFAO!!!! There were trees in the photo?!?! *looks around confused*
<3
By: unleishd on August 26, 2009
at 5:07 pm
That was just brilliant jochiify!!! You sure have kept up with the RAoR discussions and Rob photo swaps in the past few weeks.
By: RobCatCdn on August 26, 2009
at 7:37 pm
I love you guys!
And it’s only 2pm, and no I have not been drinking.
I just love you all for sharing your perviluscious thoughts, vids, stories and pics.
A big sloppy kiss for all
mwaah!
By: mimi on August 26, 2009
at 2:01 pm
Hi JAG and hi to all my Pattinsluts and Roblovers!
yes, JAG, a very good idea to have a chat room!!
also, JAG, i would like to know if you are able to share your contact details for Robert so i can send him my request for his support for the MAGIC (Music and Arts, Glen Innes, Centre) project i am working on in New Zealand. i am hoping to get him to do something while in New Zealand later in the year. i am sure he will be wanting to help if he knew about it. or, if you prefer, i can send the stuff to you so you can get it to him yourself. Please JAG, will love you forever! PLEASE!! i am worried about the letter getting lost or binned by his minders. we (my colleagues and I who are working on the MAGIC project for youth in the community) are not well-connected with the industry and would appreciate any help.
ciao bella
By: tessANZ on August 26, 2009
at 3:02 pm