and he doesn’t even know it yet.
Over the past few years months we’ve all noticed the slow and steady destruction of the much loved, much worshiped Stoli Vodka Shirt. What will we do when it finally meets the same fate as men’s underwear and just disintigrates into dust GAH.
What will the sexpenders be without the Stoli? The next thing you know the sexboots will just disappear & all we’ll have left is the shiteous nikes GAH now I’m just talking f*cking crazy.
THE Original Stoli, control +++ to see the holes under the neckline...
*Deep breath*
Yesterday, Jen at www.MyRobertPattinson.com lovingly packaged and shipped off a new Stoli Vodka shirt to our baby on behalf of us twitter gals…Jen, FakerParis, Me, Goz, Moon, UC etc… and so starts
RobsNewStoliWatch 2009
More deets after the t-shirt rippin jump…
The Shirt
It's black & in English but it's still HAWT!
The Letter
The Letter from Jen & her twitts
The Package (no, not THAT package)
Packaged with love...
FedEx wanted $53 to ship the Stoli & since that did not include a BJ for Rob when he got his package, Jen went to USPS instead heehee
The result?
Well, the result, we’ll have to wait and see because USPS estimates it will be delivered in 6-10 days. So let the Stoli watch begin!
StoliTravelPics from Jen at www.MyRobertPattinson.com
Debbo – These are grrrrreat, thanks so much. You must be doing some serious net surfing!
Well, we know though there has been no sighting Rob is working or worked yesterday from David Slade’s (Eclipse Director’s Twitter)
“Shot with Rob and Kristen today, both gave great performances. Lots of frustrating noisy planes overhead but beautiful scene regardless.”
http://twitter.com/David_a_Slade
As for the Stoli shirt and wardrobe suggestions, I second whatever the ladies in the letter wrote !!
NUMMY NUMMY NUMMY….GAH that man is lovely!
GAHHHHHHH
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rob_ib.jpg
I love when his ears turn red. So adorable.
Mmmmmmmmmmm I soooooooo wanna get some face burn right now!! *poof*
Zooweee that one took my breath away! Le sigh…
Gasp! Pant! Pant! Okay, now I can breathe again.
HAHAHAHAHA! This is soooo awesome JAG!
Did you see the pics from the Vancouver Kings of Leon concert that Rob & the gang were at recently??? He’s wearing the old Stoli shirt!!!
I saw these pics on twitter yesterday and just loved it! Love that your guys did it! I would love to be a fly on the wall when he opens that package.. hopefully he won’t be nervous opening it and think it’s like booby trapped or something.
Brilliant! Simply brilliant! Can’t wait to see the pics of him wearing it.
Awesome….can’t wait to see when he wears it!
That is so awesome! Can’t wait to see it!!
Oh JAG, this is all kinds of awesome! Let Stoli watch begin!
(And I am very intrigued as to how you are planning to make sure this gets directly to him. Love your sneakiness.
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One important detail JAG forgot on the the blog was the ebay auction i bought it from & it was only $2.23 – which everyone knows is approx $1.24 more than his other shirts from goodwill. LOL!
I’m glad the feedback has been positive and not negative! i expected someone to call me names and make me feel crazy – see i already know i’m crazy so no big whoop. anyhoo! stoli watch begins!
Crazy?!?! Who’s crazy?!?! I think you’re a fucking genius girl!!!! Best spent $2.23 EVER!!!! You rock!!! I can’t wait to see Rob wearing it!
Oh wow! That’s fantastic. I’m sure Robbie appreciates your frugal ways. Here’s a virtual kiss from him, and a hug too. XOXO (He’s a gentleman, you know. Wouldn’t want to take advantage of you that way.
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Thanks again for doing this, ladies. You are the bomb!!!
Bless your heart you spent more on shipping than on the shirt. GREAT IDEA and VERY COOL of you guys to do that! Thanks!
So, not crazy!!! Worth every penny! I’d be happy to contribute to the sexpender pants fund next……
an inspired idea, and i hope to god he gets it, wears it out and about, and grins sheepishly all the while.
a great, great idea girls, i am so proud to be one you!
Crazy? Girl you’re brilliant! And $2.23? Hmm- I may be investing in one for the hubs now. For my fantasies of course..
Send them over if someone calls you crazy and I’ll whoop their ass! That was f*ing brilliant! Can’t wait to see him in it. I wonder if he’ll be a polite Englishman and send you a thank you note? Way to go!
Wow, that was a good deal! Why would anyone call you crazy?? I think it’s a great idea, I just hope he gets it. At least he’ll know that we all really care.
Thanks for writing this JAG. Your posts are always so f*cktastic. Yesterday, when she was tweeting about it i was totallying fangirling like i was gonna be the one to deliever it.. ummm is that bad??? LOL I <3 you guys!!! I really do hope he will get it and wear it, and if he's anything like i imagine he is, i have a feeling Jen will get a thank you note of some kind or maybe an autographed pic or or or or maybe the old stoli shirt Gah!!!!! What if he sent her the old shirt?!?!? *squeeeeeeeeee* Let Stoli Shirt Watch 09 begin!!!!
You girls! Are feeding my stoli shirt fantasy fanfic!
For all the stoli shirt lovers, please read my fanfic ” Rob and the life and times of the stoli shirt” and the. Sequel “stoli II- the sequel ”
http://robertpattinson.org/forum/viewthread.php?tid=4469
So, what size was the shirt? Um, need that info for a very important reason (oh hell, for potentially embarrasing fantasizing).
Please, and thank you.
Hey guys!Niceee u bought the shirt!<3<3<3But what am I suppose to do with mine.Why no one answered me when I asked:(. I ain't wearing it!So if u already sent that one who wants Stoli shirt?:)
P.S:Sorry.didn't write for very long wasn't in US:(
I’d say go ahead and send it to him. If you don’t want to do that, let me know I’ll buy it from you and send it myself. He can never have to many Stoli’s. What color is yours?
celtc
Hannia, you disappeared, we thought we lost you. Can u post a pic of yr shirt, is it a Russian one. I’m sure he wouldnt mind more than one.
OK!So mine is the same as you sent!Same color, same letters.One thing that I can do I can go check if they have it in red, because when I bought that one they did have it and change that one to red one!How does it sounds?
HI Hannia, i was thinking the same thing about the Stoli shirt that you bought and the suggestion that it be sent to Rob. i did reply and so did others. maybe we missed out, eh? it was a good thought and this is a good development for Jen and the girls who sent the shirt through. good to see you back. think you should still send it to him… hopefully he will get one of them! and remember the poem!
nice view
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/n654268594_1399308_69921.jpg
Niiiiiiiice arse!
must have beed the straining of the groin shot..lol
I saw that How to Be comes out on DVD November 3rd, I Sooo already own it! ;o)~
He’s the cutest thing I’ve seen since my kids were little for sure!!(LOL) I love all the interviews I’ve seen of him, his voice is very soothing and I could listen to him talk all day!
that is the sexiest smirk on the planet. I will remember that smirk and that scene forever.
CUTE ROB. I swear the different between him scruffy and “twilight edward clean shaven” is like night and day. It’s amazing how much older it makes him to have scruff. AMAZES ME every time I see the comparison.
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/n792489704_1591640_43294261.jpg
I cannot wait to see pics of Rob in his new Stoli shirt! And I will be able to say that I twitchat with the person responsible! (How cool is that?)
Gahhh!!!! They’ve done the shower-curtain!!!! Now, where’s that Twidildo??? (Modeled on the real deal of course!!!)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/6086371/Robert-Pattinson-shower-curtain-appeals-to-Twilight-stars-female-fans.html
Oh Hell Unleished, I was just there looking at that and wishing they had used a full length picture of him, perferrably a f*ckhawt one with the Sex Eyes in color. Again I pop back here to post my pictures I just uploaded and find you’ve been there too.
celtic
Celtic,
bahaha….i can’t help it!!! I’m sleep deprived (haven’t slept a wink for a week!!!) and there’s a wind storm happening here in Sydney, so its noisy as hell!!! Lots of banging and blowing (hehe) It’s 2:30 in the morning, so what’s a girl to do??? hehehe
What’s a girl to do? Why the greatest thing she can, STARE at pics of ROB & search for new ones or new stories. She could also read some FF and fantasize about Rob, (not that any of us would do that) hahahaha.
celtic
check, check, check, check and ummmm……CHECK!!!!
I forgot to add about the Twidildo. The site I went to said it is 6″ long, but doesn’t tell you how thick, damn it.
Can you believe I actually got my ruler out to see exactly how long 6″ was. hahahaha. After looking at the length I thought OK that’ll do till I can get to the real one. hehe
I’m such a pervert and horny for Rob all the time.
celtic
F*ck I thought you guys were kidding. A sparkly twidildo!! LOL!!
Celtic, hope it measures up till you can get to the real one ;-0… you horn dog!
I had heard about the Twidildo (with the added advice of attaching it to a life size Edward Cullen cardboard cutout). Yes, throw it in the freezer for that authentic, ice hard vampire experience! Celtic, you’re killing me! “OK that’ll do till I can get to the real one.”
LMAO at the shower curtain… just wish it was RomeRob biting his lip…gah!
OMFG!!!!! I am totally gonna ask for one of these for christmas!!
oops, sorry for reposting the shower curtain report! guess I’m late for the news ;o)
I knew that bit of trivia Debbo!lol!! Although I’m sure we all wish it was an actual mold of Rob’s___, I seriously doubt it. He seems a bit on the shy side to me and a bit intimidated by all the attention. Surely bringing MORE attention, to the size of his cock no less, would not be an appealing idea for him??
I don’t know if it’s modeled after the real deal *ahem* but will this do?
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP
A sparkly dildo and a Rob shower curtain? Gah! I would definitely be taking longer showers a lot more often. (Imagines hubby saying “didn’t you just take a shower?”)
Last one. I’ve never seen this one. “Thinking of Rob” has some great pictures. GAHHHHHHH.
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/goblet_fire_ny_premiere_115.jpg
Geezahzz…*thud*
ahhh *sigh*…his eyes…*swoon*
Here are some photos I just uploaded.
http://www.twitpic.com/f894p
http://www.twitpic.com/f897z
http://www.twitpic.com/f8993
God he is gorgeous beyond belief.
celtic
Bloody hell Celtic, that 3rd one is soooo f*ckhawt and completely new to me. Yeesh, he’s beyond gorgeous … they’re gonna have to start coming up with new adjectives just for Rob.
Hey Debbo! I don’t mind the mix ups… its like a yin/yang thing. You’re up at night, I’m up in the day, one of us is a little bit shyer (cough), and one of us is… (Rob’s voice) “a little bit saauucy!”
Glad kitty would eat something…
I like it here too! Great minds think of ROB!
Holy crap on a cracker celtic01……….the first pic is to fucking die for !!!!!!!! *gawwww*
Cougar,
I know isn’t that 1st picture to die for. OMG, it’s got it all. Hair, eyes, lips, neck, forearms, hands and everything in a nice form fitting sweater. Lord that look in his eyes makes me melt.
Then then is the 3rd one, this is the only one I’ve seen with everybody else cutout and just Rob left. With the hair, eyes, arms, hands, the open shirt and the way he’s squatting down. He’s just looking to get jumped.
I look at these kind of pictures and think he has to know what he’s doing to the female population. Nobody can look that gorgeous and sexy and not have a clue to his appeal, unless he is totally blind and can’t see himself in the mirror.
celtic
Sorry I double posted computer was being lame.
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP
robsexme,
Here is the link to the Twidildo, go see it for yourself. hahaha There’s even a video on YT.
Debbo24601,
Like the Coke commerical says, ” ain’t nothing like the real thing baby”. hahahaha
RomeRob biting his lip on a shower curtain, Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’d have to turn the picture inward and then I’d never get out of the damn shower, I’d be pruned all over and still standing there drooling, dripping and fantasizing. I’d probably try soaping the sucker up, rubbing my hands up and down it, oh yes………….. up&down,up&down,up&down hehe
celtic
OHHHHHH I forgot I need a RomeRob cutout for the Twidildo too. Happy Days are here again. Everybody sing along.
LOL! That is SO friggin’ hilarious! Think I need to trade in my pink one for a sparkly version ;o)~
OOPS, I guess I should have looked ahead to see if you had the link posted already… my bad
OMG…that is great! did you see the vid that goes with the ad? Too much….will we all be pre-ordering those? Of course, nothing beats the real thing (except I wish I was beating it!)…..thanks for sharing…I’m putting it on my “want list”…LOL!
jag your pervy creativity is amazing! a big kiss and thanks to you and the ladies who spearheaded the stoli shirt! i can’t wait to see him in it. or out of it. or better, pulling up slightly with the sexpenders and the manties and the happy trail and the big ass smile with the crinkly eyes, holding a heineken with cigarette smoke curling around the sex hair…
*mimi has died*
mimi,
HAHAHAHA expectations are high…lol. He should be blowing smoke rings and have the Ray Bans available and the beanie too. SEX BOOTS, don’t forget the sex boots. I might even tolerate the PORSCHE too if he wears the stoli shirt. LOL
sorry about before.
but, did anyone include instructions to wash it repeatedly in very hot water, and dry it on super high so it shrinks a little?
(better to view the happy trail)
This is awesome, lets hope he grants the dressing request!
Holy Sh*t, I went again to check out the Twi-do to see when they would start shipping and decided to check out the spec’s
It is 6.75″ long and 1.55″ diameter
If you look under the tab, Expert Advice, they give you a list of vampire movies to watch, including Twilight.hahahaha
If I’m using that thing the only movie I’m gonna watch at that time is Twilight.
Edward peen, Edward peen, Edward peen, brrrrrrr
celtic
So Celtic, you’re not just Team Edward, but Peen Edward, eh?
Hell yes Peen Edward all the way. hahahahaha The bigger the better (that what she said) I’m also Peen Robert, like some of the pictures we have of him with the impression of little Rob, well maybe not so little, but you know the ones.
I wish I knew how to make pictures larger. I would really love to have this one big enough to print out and put in a frame.
http://www.twitpic.com/ehhtl
http://www.twitpic.com/f8tdu
Preferrably the one without the saying. Although the saying is funny. Makes me think of Twidildo.
I also love this avatar. Makes me think of BB and Domward.
http://www.twitpic.com/f8tp6
Hugs
celtic
Debbo,
u have to check the One-Shot “More than once”,hmm,Rob and Anna at its best…;-)
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7309
StaminaRob…*meow*
debbo,
well,I wouldn´t damn Rob for being a single shot f***er (u know what I mean)
I would also love to light him up a ciggy and fondle his neck afterwards…
But just_write´s description…hmmm…who knows?? Still waters run deep…
So, are you gonna share the link w/the rest of us horny ladies? Where is it? I gotta see this… Thanks, Celtic!
Who wants a pic with Rob?
http://www.faceinhole.com/us/create/kristen-and-robert/27277b33-5490-4eb3-a07a-7b0661fadb3b/
Here u go!Pick a right picture and everybody is going to think that u r there!
<3<3<3
F*ck me, Hannia – that’s inspired! Gonna have to try that for myself (but first I’ll need to find a picture of me where I don’t look like a total twat!)
Hahhahaha!My friend from Ukraine showed me that!LOL Yeah, when I saw the pics on E!News I was like finally!It’s about time!But they would tell eventually that they are together!But u know what good for them!I found one really amazing story wrote about Rob+ really true but u guys won’t understand and translating it it would lost all of the sense and humor that is dominating there!:(
Hannia, It’ so amazing how ROB is SO LOVED the world over. Must freak him out.
Also….last night I was so lonely for new ROB, I put in the COMMENTARY from the TWILIGHT movie on again. I so love to hear him laugh and make great jokes on there. He sounds like such a fun person and his self deprecation is just so cute. Catherine got in the way a little much. LOL But she WAS the director. Any way, if you get lonely for Rob, throw that in the player…..I love the commentary more than the movie. Is that bad? I WANT REAL ROB.
Yeah!I haven’t been home a while!Yeah I will probably send it to JAG and than she can do whatever she wants!Mine is black too but I can get one in red!LOL:)
I’ve been at the film festival in Russia and then went to Germany!And then been home but didn’t have time to write!
I love the Twilight commentary – it is the only time I have ever bothered with this option for any movie … in fact, I think I now prefer to watch it ONLY with the commentary. Rob is just so funny and, as you say Debbo, just so self-deprecating – I love the bit where he says he thought they were going to CGI a 6-pack on him LOL!!!
HANNIA, WOW, you went to RUSSIA? That’s right you said you had family there. I remember. That’s SO COOL. Wow, you are a world travelor.
I wish I could do that.
FLUFFYLIZ, there you are…..you don’t talk much anymore….reading too much fan fic I see.
hehehehhehe Everybody gets hooked reading and disappears. 
fluffyliz, I loved it when he’d make a comment about how he THOUGHT he’d gone WAY DEEPER as an actor in certain parts and yet he would make fun of how it actually came out. ALSO LOVED, when he said he looked like he’d had BURNS on his face or something and had had a bad facial reconstruction. And when he said he had tried to shoot that girl a sexy look….but she kept cracking up.
BUMP AND GRIND….and the CAR scene with the 4 guys though is my favorite. NOW LISTEN GUYS>…hehehehe. He’s just so damned funny…I love him. I wonder if he tries to be funny in bed too? LOL
OMFG Hannia you can get a red STOLI *dead*
JAG,
can you send it on for HANNIA? You know, she was planning to do that WEEKS AND WEEKS AGO…but she disappeared. Maybe she could exchange her black one for the RED ONE. He’d freak huh? Didn’t you say you got it in NYC?
JAG, I love your posts. They are so great. where do you find the time?
Thanks Debbo, it aint easy blogging LOL its a lot of work but it’s fun <3
WELL HERE IS ANOTHER ONE
http://www.faceinhole.com/us/create/twilight-photo-shoot/749704ab-244b-4a1d-94fd-6f573da61dac/
ENJOY!<3<3<3
Hey, how about Rob having a video filmed of someone measuring his inseam (along with the cupping, of course) for us all to see? And not Kristin doing the measuring, but just a woman fan. Yeah, it could be a contest to see who will be the luckiest woman in the world to do this for us all? Phew, all the contestants for that contest would be SO overwhelming!!!
That is SO awesome! I hope we will get to see him in it soon…with the sexpender pants, lol, wonder what he’ll think of that one? Should have told him that when he wears ‘the stoli with the sexboots and sexpender pants it gives all his Robsessed ladies Robgasms brought on by spontanious Robsterbation’…jk, he’s just too cute for words…
Anyone see this new item? LOL, would stay in the shower all day!..”hunny, I’ll be in the shower if you need me, and if anyone calls-take a message!”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/6086371/Robert-Pattinson-shower-curtain-appeals-to-Twilight-stars-female-fans.html
*hangz head in shame*…sorry people, guess I wuz late for the newz…but hey, it was deffinately worth mentioning twice! ;o)~
Noooo,I want the sexpenders…whoever´s got them-GIVE THEM BACK TO ROB!!!
I won´t lose faith in Rob wearing them one day again…*sniffsniff*
enjoykim,
I know..isn’t it so sad? WE MISS THE SEXPENDER PANTS! SOB…. I keep looking for more OLD pics of Rob in the sexpender pants.
JAG even made a VIDEO of Rob in the sexpender pants. I LOVE IT and watch it a lot.
SEXPENDERS SEXPENDERS SEXPENDERS SEXSPENDERS> WE WANT THEM BACK! WEAR THEM ROB!! Please….. If kristen wears them I’ll scream LOL
But I think she only wears his shirts. Hopefully not the new Stoli one. LOL
I wonder if ROB LIKES PEARL JAM? They are in VANCOUVER in concert tonight.
I must check VAN MORRISON’S schedule and see if he’s on tour. One thing about our ROB, he would emerge from HELL for a great music concert.
http://www.faceinhole.com/us/search-results/?SearchCriteria=twilight
Help yourself!<3<3<3
Hannia,
that´s kind of creepy,looks like the SCREAM mask….
I´m sure there are some psychos out there,printing out Robsten-pics and rabidly rubbing out Kristen´s face…
Thanks Hannia, Now I know what all my friends are getting for Christmas this year!
@ MyRobbie below… It would be nuts to see him wear the new Stoli! Can you imagine the smirk? He knows what he does to us… *whispers* “Thank you Rob”
If he ends up wearing that shirt it may end up being the best effing thing ever. I think I may die and I didn’t have anything to do with it. What will happen to Jen? Will she explode knowing that the shirt she touched now was touched by the gorgeous hands, pulled over the crazy sexhair, down neck (with awesome mole), over shoulders and finally that sexyhawt chest. OK – can’t breathe, passing out now – gone.
I LOVE that mole on Rob’s neck too….sigh.
So Im going to school and I’ll see if they have any more in red!And if it is I’ll change it tomorrow!
*gets out the hose, sprays down the RAoR gals* LOL
I’m getting hit with the c-ckbot today, just a reminder to not get too graphic please. I don’t want the porn bots visiting us.
Thanks bbs
OOPs! Sorry JAG! We don’t want the f*ing bots here at all! Do they check here daily? Or just if someone reports?
If you guys want to buy Stolis for yourselves let me know I’ll post the link.
http://www.ruskniga.com/sell.asp/ItemId/48981/initcode/searchall/category/Souvenirs/sc/151
sorry guys russian!But I think u’ll find a way!
well rob’s alive.. according to David Slade director of eclipse.. he shot a scene with rob and kristen yesterday… follow him on twitter and you will see. the tweet was posted about 17 hrs ago. at least we know he’s not just cramped up in his hotel room everyday. and people say they even saw him and kris make a starbucks run.. luckily for them…since they don’t call the paps everytime they are out… there’s no record of it damn it… but he’s ALIVE!!
now if only i could see his face..
http://twitter.com/DAVID_A_SLADE