and he doesn’t even know it yet.
Over the past few years months we’ve all noticed the slow and steady destruction of the much loved, much worshiped Stoli Vodka Shirt. What will we do when it finally meets the same fate as men’s underwear and just disintigrates into dust GAH.
What will the sexpenders be without the Stoli? The next thing you know the sexboots will just disappear & all we’ll have left is the shiteous nikes GAH now I’m just talking f*cking crazy.
THE Original Stoli, control +++ to see the holes under the neckline...
*Deep breath*
Yesterday, Jen at www.MyRobertPattinson.com lovingly packaged and shipped off a new Stoli Vodka shirt to our baby on behalf of us twitter gals…Jen, FakerParis, Me, Goz, Moon, UC etc… and so starts
RobsNewStoliWatch 2009
More deets after the t-shirt rippin jump…
The Shirt
It's black & in English but it's still HAWT!
The Letter
The Letter from Jen & her twitts
The Package (no, not THAT package)
Packaged with love...
FedEx wanted $53 to ship the Stoli & since that did not include a BJ for Rob when he got his package, Jen went to USPS instead heehee
The result?
Well, the result, we’ll have to wait and see because USPS estimates it will be delivered in 6-10 days. So let the Stoli watch begin!
StoliTravelPics from Jen at www.MyRobertPattinson.com
I hope she bought a short one too!!!! Bring on the happy trail!!!!
By: unleishd on August 25, 2009
at 12:19 am
You are truly a dirty, dirty genius.
By: tiffanized on August 25, 2009
at 12:57 am
She’s great at peen calculations also….
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 1:07 am
ACTUALLY, Unleishd told me she has a BACHELORS DEGREE in mathematics, with a minor in Rob perversion from “BALL STATE UNIVERSITY”. LOL Also called: “BALL U”. I kid you not, my dad got his masters there and they had a T-SHIRT that said: “BALL U”. I got in trouble, because when I was 13, I went into dad’s closet and stole that T-shirt and WORE IT TO SCHOOL.
So there I was at school walking down the halls with a shirt that said: “BALL U”.
And I wondered why I got suspended? LOL
debbo
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 1:13 am
Actually Debbo…..that was a MAJOR in Rob Perversion!!!!
By: unleishd on August 25, 2009
at 1:17 am
Unleishd…HAHAHHAHHAHA> I bet you got straight A’s…….too.
Did you have to do drawings and Power Point presentations too?
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 1:21 am
Excellent, JAG and ladies….how could our dear Rob refuse a new Stoli shirt? Where did you find one? C’mon Rob, give these girls their due.
By: Sus on August 25, 2009
at 3:16 am
you girls are so effing awesome! and your letter is ten kinds of cute. in a fantabulously dirty kinda way.
im thinking when rob reads your letter he’d go
“sexpender what now?! ohhh sexpender PANTS.” lol
By: samantha on August 25, 2009
at 9:02 am
what address did you send it to??? please share:)
By: Andrea on August 25, 2009
at 3:18 pm
Cool!! I hope it gets past his security and he actually gets it.
By: bluecanoe on August 25, 2009
at 12:33 am
So cute! Are you sure he’ll get it? Was it sent to his manager or to Rob directly?
By: Mayaku on August 25, 2009
at 12:34 am
oh my, this is the sweetest thing!!! I´m sure he´ll appreciate your gesture and I would pay for seeing his face when he receives the t-shirt!!! And that f***ng hilarious letter will make him laugh for sure!!!
By: Biel on August 25, 2009
at 12:45 am
that is so damn cute
I srsly hope he gets it
and wears it since it was sent w/ such love
and then I want the old Stoli shirt so I can snuggle it like a woobie
By: rpgirl27 on August 25, 2009
at 12:46 am
ahhhhhh woobie….that’s sweet.
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 1:34 am
hello there girls…it has been awhile. I love this idea!!! can’t wait to see if he wears it! take care
By: amyandwalt on August 25, 2009
at 12:47 am
AHHHHH JAG THAT’S A BEAUTIFUL THING. You girls are angels! Just angels. HUGGGGGGGG TO JAG and the other twitter girls. That’s just so sweet.
I SURE HOPE HE GETS IT. Did you send it to his hotel? If you did, why wasn’t I IN THE PACKAGE?
lol
pant pant pant .
Don’t let Kristen wear it. He always gives his shit away…..LOL No offense kristen, I love you too, but we want to see ROB in it. I SO HOPE HE GETTS IT.
THANKS JAG for sharing this with us. I LOVE YOU!
And thanks to the person who posted the lovely ROB IN BOXERS SHOT from twilight. MY MY MY. He is just SUCH A TEASE!!!!!!!!!!
A lousy athlete (it’s ok honey, we love non-athletes here)…..but a REAL TEASE!!!!
I love you guys…..my sick cat is doing ok so far. We’ll see. I took him to an ONLINE vet. LOL. Vet told me the signs to look out for in case he gets worse. THEN I am to take him in. Poor kitty. Online is the BOMB, isn’t it?
love,
debbo
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 12:55 am
I’m happy to hear that your cat is doing okay, Debbo. I hope Rob doesn’t let Kristen wear his shirt, that would be too traumatizing if we actually had to see her in it!
By: spunkransomlover on August 25, 2009
at 9:42 pm
Maybe in an act of loving gratitude Rob will send us all replacement panties for the ones he’s ruined.
By: tiffanized on August 25, 2009
at 12:56 am
You always make me laugh, honey! Thank you for that.
By: Christina4 on August 25, 2009
at 1:08 am
Holy shit!!! Thank God he’s loaded!!! That’s a LOT of ruined panties to be replacing!!!! He owes me personally 76389287 pairs!!!!
By: unleishd on August 25, 2009
at 1:13 am
Too many to count, I bet.
By: DontQuestionMe on August 25, 2009
at 2:37 am
Tiff….I don’t think that even Rob has enough money to replace all the panties he’s ruined! *Poof*…….
By: Sus on August 25, 2009
at 3:19 am
Just take my advice…..when reading ROB FAN FIC, just DON’T *WEAR* PANTIES!
Wear a towel instead. LOL
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 4:31 am
Wouldn’t it be nice if, as a thank you, he sent Jen the OLD Stoli shirt? Sigh. How wonderful would that shirt be to wear to bed. I bet KStew wears it to bed all the time. Pulls it off the hotel room floor and throws it on post-coital. Ties it in a little knot at her hip. Ha ha ha.
Can you imagine how much that shirt would fetch on ebay?
By: WastingTheMorning on August 25, 2009
at 9:57 am
I want some Stoli panties! Wait, do the even have those? well if they don’t, they should make some.
By: spunkransomlover on August 25, 2009
at 9:50 pm
LMAO! I will be thrilled when you post a picture of the shirt!
I’m sure his mother will be thrilled too…….
I just love you guys….
By: Jan on August 25, 2009
at 1:04 am
That was so awesome of Jen to do. I would love to her that melodic laughter that will cause the heavens to open when he gets the package & the letter.
JAG, as always, you make me laugh hellaciously and I <3 you so much. Your tags had me rolling in the floor.
I'm so happy to be amongst such great girls that want to love & take care of Rob. So, let the watching begin!
Lastly, Chapter 4 is up. Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/secure/story/story_preview.php?storyid=5236678&chapter=4/
Hugs & Kisses,
Christina
P.S. So, still having alone fun, are you? Make sure you demand that package, Mister!!!!
By: Christina4 on August 25, 2009
at 1:07 am
Has Rob learned how to use the washer yet? Yes honey I will teach you how to wash your clothes. Ok take them all off, yes all of them…what were we doing?
By: Flutter on August 25, 2009
at 1:20 am
Did you notice that one of the little circles on the shirt is almost peeled off, so you can see his stomach!?!
By: lola on August 25, 2009
at 1:21 am
Iola – Well spotted! Looks a bit like a tongue hanging out …. and my tongue is certainly hanging out …. oops, dribble on the keyboard, ewwww!!!
By: fluffyliz on August 25, 2009
at 9:44 am
I noticed the hole, I just wish it was a little lower and more in the middle. Happy trails to you…
By: spunkransomlover on August 25, 2009
at 9:56 pm
What a cute idea! How did she know where to send it? I always wonder things like that, where to send things with the hopes that someone might ACTUALLY get it. Is she sending it to the set? Oh, I hope luck is on our side! I would just die!
By: foof76 on August 25, 2009
at 2:22 am
I LOVE THIS IDEA!!! You girls are smart for doing this. I still wonder how ya’ll got an address to send it to. I really hope he gets it and loves it.
God, he’s gonna be ever hotter in it!!!
Christina
By: PinkRoseC on August 25, 2009
at 2:32 am
New Vodka Stoli shirt for Rob? Too Sweet!
Wonder what size it is? Hope it’s a nice tight fit …(that’s what SHE said)
Let’s hope we see it on him SOON!
By: robsexme on August 25, 2009
at 2:36 am
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ig-cannes.jpg
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/photos/thumbnails.php?album=135
mexico rob WITHOUT professor outfit. Thumbnails. click to see bigger. I hadn’t seen these. JAG probably has…..she’s the mexico Rob lover.
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 2:38 am
OMG….the FOUR “MEXICO ROB” thumbnails on the second URL above….YOU HAVE TO MAKE THEM BIGGER. THEY ARE GLORIOUS…and he’s wearing the SEXPENDERS in the first one.
My favorite is the last mexico Rob thumbnail. I’ve never seen these….
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 2:44 am
Oh, debbo, you found some pics I’ve never seen before! Thank you!! He looks sooo good in them.
By: Heidi on August 25, 2009
at 4:26 am
I hope he receives the shirt AND wears it. Genius idea!
By: DontQuestionMe on August 25, 2009
at 2:40 am
Debbo your comments always kill me! Too funny.
This is definitely the way to measure an inseam:
By: DontQuestionMe on August 25, 2009
at 2:45 am
you girls are f*cking brilliant!
lovesit!
~kd
By: ~kd on August 25, 2009
at 2:58 am
Debbo love your enthusiasm always!
Don’t Q ME, LMAO!!!!!!!!! “running hands up the inside of his legs, cupping, moving member from one side to the other… prison style” haha love it!! Yup, tha’t just how I’d measure Rob’s inseam. ;-0
By: robsexme on August 25, 2009
at 2:59 am
http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=44
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 3:17 am
Wow, thanks Deb! I’m going through withdrawals w/o any new RobPics….Hadn’t see that one (the 1st one!)…going to bed now…..HAWTTTT…..
By: Sus on August 25, 2009
at 3:23 am
Okey, girls! These ar busy days, lots to do at school. So I’m reading and drooling and laughing and all, but I can’t find much time to write, and my own blog is suffering.. And today I’m leaving for ITALY!! Wohoo! Going to see Montepulciano, but we are staying right outside Siena. And One night in Rome. I am so looking forward to this trip with my best girls!!
So I will be gone till sunday, at least. Hope I don’t miss anything really important..
Have a great week, girls!
By: HeidiForReal on August 25, 2009
at 4:30 am
WE MISS YOU HEIDI! Have lots of fun on your trip to Italy. Check and see if Rome Rob is there.
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 4:35 am
Bon voyage Heidi! I had the date marked on my calender, and I’m sooo envious, don’t forget, lots of pics in ‘the doorway’ and photoshop, photoshop, photoshop! Luv Jo. xx
By: jochiify on August 25, 2009
at 11:50 am
Have an awesome trip, Heidi….Please post some pics from Montepulciano! Would love to see that city….Travel safe!
By: Sus on August 25, 2009
at 4:26 pm
Today more than ever I am proud to be a PATTINSLUT!!!!!!!
A stroke of pure genius… you know what we want and you have provided the man himself with the very tools and inspiration to f*&king give it to us!!!!
and in black too *poof* is there no end to your amazing wit and intellect?? there does not seem to be.
and Debs I used to work in a mens clothes store Im great with inseams should you require any assistance…
My mind is now wandering down the happy trail…
Sweet Jesus I cant wait to see him in that black Stoli…
By: Im Goin Down on August 25, 2009
at 4:41 am
My mind is stuck on the music of INCUBUS right now and I’ve been listening to all their LIVE VIDEOS on YouTube last weekend. But I was thinking this SONG would be great to do a ROB PATTINSON VIDEO WITH.
“MONUMENTS AND MELODIES” by Incubus.
Lyric….”you make me happy…but all I have of you is a photograph”….ect.
THESE LYRICS MAKE ME THINK OF ROB and how much we miss him right now. And how he SO MAKES ME HAPPY and yet all I have is his photographs. SO REMINDS ME OF ROB.
My hands are trembling
And my eyes are on fire
And this house is crumbling
And I’ve been left out all the while
Yeah, yeah
You make me happy
You magnify my better half
You make me certain
Though all I have today is your photograph
My past is perilous
Each scar I wear sings
Monuments to where I have been
And melodies to wear I am going
Yeah, yeah
You make me happy
You magnify my better half
You make me certain
Though all I have today is your photograph
When will I see you again?
Still-life can only go so far
I need you in front of me
To say my name
Say it to me, say it to me
Say it to me, I want you the way you are
The way you are
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 5:31 am
Hey debbo- Just thought of an Incubus song that pertains to when we look at all the fuckhawt pix of Rob, “Pardon me While I Burst Into Flames”. I know that’s what I feel like when I look at him. Yeah, and of course, “Sex on Fire” by KOL, but that’s a given. What do you think?
By: Lynda from Philly on August 25, 2009
at 2:41 pm
Lynda from Philly,
Good idea. They’ve worn out “Sex on fire” for videos. I love INCUBUS. Brandon Boyd is an amazing singer and the whole band kicks ass.
Pardon me while I burst into flames” by INCUBUS sounds about right when looking at ROB pictures.
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 8:34 pm
You guys are great!! Such a good idea!!
I hope he’ll receive the Stoli Shirt. I want to see him wearing it!!
And the letter is hilarious. Hahaha…
I’d pay to see his face…
By: Robsfirst on August 25, 2009
at 5:36 am
haha I can’t wait for him to read that! He’s gonna laugh so hard – especially about the sexpender pants.
I cannot wait to see him in it – he’ll wear it I’m sure.
And nice to say he needs a back up shirt – not to just tell him to outright replace it – bc we know that shirt is like his blankey – it’s close to his heart.
By: luvpattz on August 25, 2009
at 6:34 am
Can’t you just hear him when he reads that letter and says, “What the hell are bloody sexpender pants”??? But it will be interesting to see if he wears it, I think he will.
By: Lynda from Philly on August 25, 2009
at 7:47 pm
Fucking awesome !!
You know, I would of happily delivered it 4 free
Can’t wait to see it pictured !!!
By: kylie on August 25, 2009
at 6:49 am
AHHHH OUR top 5 sexiest man EDDIE VEDDER kicking ass in Manchester England August 17, 2009. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA
He’s still kickin ass. Check out the ass on Eddie!
WOOO WOOOOOOO He’s still sexy as shit.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=53308639&albumID=620364&imageID=56309348
But ROB IS STILL SEXIER. Can he jump like that while playing “STRAY DOG”? he he
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 7:23 am
Eddie’s still hot… have always agreed with you on that…he would definately do in a pinch..
I think our hearts/tw*ts are with Rob more than ever cos he absof*&kinglutely refuses to come out to play..
Sweet dreams you cant lose Rob or Eddie…
xx
By: Im Goin Down on August 25, 2009
at 7:34 am
Debbo & IGD,
You know I’m always on board to ride the Rob & Eddie Train! Eddie has aged quite gracefully…still very handsome but of course there is Rob. No one holds a candle to that man!
I still have a fantasy that somehow Rob & Eddie will do a song together. I would probably explode. I can always dream!
And the Stoli Shirt Escapade is awesome… all you ladies are so brilliant. hugs & kisses to you all!
By: gemmajean on August 25, 2009
at 1:16 pm
You know I’m always on board to ride the Rob & Eddie Train! Eddie has aged quite gracefully…still very handsome but of course there is Rob. No one holds a candle to that man!
I still have a fantasy that somehow Rob & Eddie will do a song together. I would probably explode. I can always dream!
And the Stoli Shirt Escapade is awesome… all you ladies are so brilliant. hugs & kisses to you all!
By: gemmajean on August 25, 2009
at 1:24 pm
Debbo….my son was at that concert! He lives in London. He said it was awesome….big P.Jam fans, we are! You, too? Eddie rocks!
By: Sus on August 25, 2009
at 4:29 pm
SUS, how ironic your son was at that Pearl Jam concert. I would LOVE to see them perform live.
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 8:36 pm
I was REALLY HOPING Rob would leave his hiding place and go see PEARL JAM tonight. I guess he’s not a fan, who knows. I’m DYING to see Rob again.
By: Love4Rob4Debbo on August 25, 2009
at 8:38 pm
Hey Debbo,
I double checked Pearl Jam tour dates and they are not scheduled to play Vancouver until September 25th…
I highly recommend seeing Pearl Jam if the opportunity comes up! Its an amazing experience…they sound so wonderful live. I’m a member of the fan club so if they play Florida (thats where you are right?) maybe I’ll take you as my guest! I love taking people to their first PJ show
.
By: gemmajean on August 26, 2009
at 11:14 am
That was so nice of you. I hope he responds to you.
By: Jaima on August 25, 2009
at 7:54 am
Jen and all you twitter gals are absolutely brilliant! What a thoughtful idea and oh, what I would give to see his face and maybe even hear that giggle, when he opens it!
I hope it actually gets to him and that he wears it! I follow Jen on Twitter and she was cracking my shit up yesterday with all her tweets at FedX and the post office. Makes me proud to be a part of RAoR and know all you fabulous ladies!
By: addictedtorob on August 25, 2009
at 8:19 am
Maybe someone should contact Peter Facinelli or Sam Bradley on Twitter and tell them to give Rob a heads up that his fans are sending him a new Stoli shirt and to watch for it, so that Nick or Steph don’t get a chance to just give it away without Rob knowing about it.
I read an interview a while back with Nick where he said they get so much stuff for Rob now a days that they just give it away since they don’t really know where it comes from. So I doubt Rob even sees what he gets.
Hugs
C01
By: celtic01 on August 25, 2009
at 9:24 am
All I will say is that Nick and Steph won’t even see this package *wink*
By: Just a Girl on August 25, 2009
at 9:27 am
That gesture is really sweet. Awww. I really hope Rob gets it, and wears it, of course!
Just the thought of him wearing something you girls gave him makes me adore him much more, if that’s even possible given my already crazy condition. Hahaha.
I agree with you celtic01. That’s a good idea.
By: Cheska on August 25, 2009
at 9:30 am
@JAG: WOW.
That got me curious! Hahahaha.
By: Cheska on August 25, 2009
at 9:36 am
JAG:
REALLY. WOW Fantastic. That makes me feel better. I was afraid they would intercept it and screw things up. I think Rob will love it.
Atta Girls!!!!!!!!
Hugs
celtic
By: celtic01 on August 25, 2009
at 10:53 am
I managed to break away from reading Wide Awake so I could see what was going on over here. A new Stoli shirt for Rob! OMG, I can’t wait to see him in it, but I hope he doesn’t ditch the old one, I’ve grown kind of fond of it. Thats probably because I have a weakness for scruffy hoboRob. Don’t get me wrong I love any and every kind of Rob but there’s just something about the unkempt clothes, the messy haystack hair, and a few days worth of stubble that makes me weak in the knees. Gah! I better go back to reading W.A. before I lose consciousness!
By: spunkransomlover on August 25, 2009
at 9:29 am
No worries, Taurus’ don’t throw their comfort clothes away…EVER! LOL I should know.
By: Just a Girl on August 25, 2009
at 9:30 am
Are you loving WA, SRL? It’s the best…..where are you?
By: Sus on August 25, 2009
at 4:33 pm
I unfortunately had to take a break from reading WA to make dinner for my family so I thought I’d check out what’s happening over here. I just finished ch.48 and I am totally loving it. I still can’t get over my momentary lapse of reason(hangs head in shame) that made me take so long to read such a great story.
By: spunkransomlover on August 25, 2009
at 9:26 pm
I want a Vodka shirt too lol. I’m jealous
By: justfp on August 25, 2009
at 9:35 am
JustFP:
Me Too!!!!!!!! Couldn’t you just see all the RAoR girls wearing Stoli Shirts and having a PrevyRob Convention. hahahahaha
celtic
By: celtic01 on August 25, 2009
at 10:56 am
Celt….we should all get one! That would be f’ing awesome! Where did it come from, JAG? Stoli Pattinsluts Unite! LOL!
By: Sus on August 25, 2009
at 4:35 pm
I’ll keep my eyes peeled. Stoli watch should be good times for all! This was a great idea and I hope it makes it to him.
By: Amber on August 25, 2009
at 9:36 am
“same fate as men’s underwear and just disintigrates into dust” – LMFAO …soooo true!!
I agree Taurus’s NEVER, EVER throw out the comfy’s …they just add to them
By: MrsKowski on August 25, 2009
at 9:44 am
uuummmm…..boxers with a little hint of skin….
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/b_roll_227.jpg
*thud*
By: unleishd on August 25, 2009
at 9:53 am
I wonder if those are his pajama pants since they’re so baggy and it was supposedly very cold while they were filming.
Also, there’s something in that picture I want to bite. Two of them actually.
By: Annie on August 25, 2009
at 10:15 am
I was thinking the same thing Annie. Not that I’m complaining ’cause HELLLLLLLLO!!!!!……….any excuse to see his manties (even if they’re not his manties” is fine by me!!!!!!! *GULP*
By: Cougar on August 25, 2009
at 10:54 am
Gawd, I hope he’s not the pajama type. I’d like to think he sleeps in the buff like me. He should be generating enough body heat he doesn’t need pjs.
Those could be regular boxers so he could swing loose and free while filming action scenes. He wouldn’t want to cramp his style. hahahaha
Then again maybe he borrowed them from Kellan, since Kellan borrowed his Sexpender pants and White Henley. hahahaha
celtic
By: celtic01 on August 25, 2009
at 11:02 am
LOL! Excellent. I hope he wears it.
By: C2R on August 25, 2009
at 9:57 am
I love that you girls gifted him the new shirt. Hopefully he gets it and actually wears it! Hilarious letter as well <3
By: SuperVixen on August 25, 2009
at 10:00 am
What a wonderful gesture… I do hope he gets it and sends us a pic of him, lying on the bed with just his stoli T on… *Drewl*
By: venussleeping on August 25, 2009
at 10:03 am
Venus Sleeping,
Especially one of you lying in bed with just the stoli T…… *Thud*
Great Idea! Forget about penning a “thank you” note, Rob. What do they say, “a pictures is worth a thousand words”
By: robsexme on August 25, 2009
at 12:56 pm