Well, at the time I’m writing this we’ve gone 8 days with no sign of Rob in Vancouver or anywhere else. So, when this post publishes we will be on Day 9 of “Robwatch”!
Truly, I’m glad that he’s getting a break, but the selfish little Vixen in me needs a Rob Fix and fast. The leaked pictures from last week, which you may have noticed have been added to the sidebar, were a nice suprise but DAMN this gurl needs more. They don’t need to be pap pics, I’ll even take some NewOld Rome Rob or some newly discovered HQ MexiRob…or better yet some Eclipse test shots or something.
Robwatch Summer 2009
Yesterday, I asked the twitterverse what they thought Rob has been up to for the last 8 days. I got some f*cking hilarious replies…some of which are even too potty for here LOL. So today, it’s all about what’s Rob has been up to.
What do you think Robert Pattinson has been up to for the last 9 days?
Check out the replies after the search & rescue & ravage…
JAG – test driving Hummers all over Vancouver. *winkity wink*
JAG - eating out
JAG - staying in his hotel playing strip-Rockband & losing badly because as you can see he sucks at it BigTime (picturing Rob nekkid with a guitar)
MsJBell - Rob & TayTay have been rehearsing with each other. TayTay being a woman in Unbound Captives & Rob being TaySwift in Valentines Day.
They may or may not have been making out. Lmfao Ewwwww! That just ruined so many things for me. :X
RPattzNurse - Secret bunker, watching YT, eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch in undies and scratching his balls.. ya know being himself.
Pilineasalways - I thought we all knew what Rob was up to: he had to pose for a shower curtain & put ‘sparklepeen’ in clay for the Twidildo!
MPWastingMorn - Rob just hiding out cuz of a bad skin reaction to the wax they used to pluck his brows into Edward form.
Just because it's hot!
AndYouLoveHer - Hopefully he’s finding a girl that’s way better than Kstew. Maybe he’ll find me… *looks out window*
KandyChazer - reading fanfic and drinking, followed by dancing in the rain and staring off into maple leaves… Lol. Totally kidding.
Jenbobs28 - I think he’s been busy sewing this week ! I think Rob is probably growing a big beard too ! think Rob has been catching up on his missed True Blood episodes ! feet up with popcorn.
TashaGilley - perhaps he’s stalking all of us on twitter
NicoleWilson- sick maybe? Too much working? Not enough lovin’?
CalliopeBlabs - Helping NM colorist find exact color 2 match locket of kstew’s old hair he keeps
Too_Far_Gone – kellan kicked his ass during fight training this week and he’s too embarrassed to show his face out and about
MsJBell - One better. Elizabeth kicked his ass & is too embarrassed lol
DrDaniP - He’s been catching up on what the RAoR ladies have to say about him
KStewDevotee - Eating hot pockets & drinking Heinys while practicing his James Dean impressions.
BeingBold - he’s stuck in his hotel room- wants to go out but can’t find his pants-mini bar’s empty-he’s in danger of losing his buzz
Itsyblue - Rob is learning to speak Comanche, so he will be ready for his next movie.
MyRobPattinson - he’s tapping that ass, reenacting and trying every position he read in The Office. Rob won’t come out until he has a new vodka shirt to wear, i think i will fedex it tomorrow so he can come out tuesday…and RobNewStoliWatch 2009 begins LOL
Alright my PattinAngel, spill…what do you think or hope Rob’s been up to for the last 9 days?
Jag,
Your tags are SO funny…..”busy sewing this week”.
Priceless tags….
debbo
Yeah I’ll get on the strip Rock Band train. I know that’s not what he’s really doing but that’s what I really want to do with him! I hope Rob is eating cereal in his underwear and relaxing completely after the New York debacle.
And Yes JAG, yes some Eclipse test shots would be awesome. Went to a movie yesterday (The Time Travellers Wife, Very good) but wanted a refund when there was no New Moon trailer. I mean what did I pay for??
LMAO…me too! Saw TTW last night and was totally waiting for the New Moon trailer, but no such luck. Lunch bag letdown!!
How was that movie? I love Rachel McAdams ever since “Notebook” with one of my favorites Ryan Gosling. I’d like to go see that Time Travelers movie….
LMFAO! Strip Rock Band! I’m definitely in if Rob’s playing. He didn’t seem to know how to play it very well, so we would have an extreme “advantage”. Awww, don’t worry Rob, we’d let you keep your socks on( not)!
I liked the movie a lot and am almost finished the book which is even better. There’s a Meadow in the story too! Rachel and Eric Bana were perfect.
I’ve a funny visual of poor Rob in a room crowded with lusty ladies, the Rock Band lights flying by too quickly, he’s desperately trying to keep up but NOO! He fails out and with a terrified look realizes he’s down to boxers….
TAKE THEM OFF ROB!!!!
Someone wrote on Robsessed that he and Kristen were spotted walking around Vancouver for 45 minutes and having Starbucks. At least, they “thought” it was Robsten. I think people are getting desperate for a RobFix! I know I am…
BUT….that little thumbnail of Rob lying on the rug w/his back and buttcrack showing will keep me in a tizzy for awhile! Please, JAG, let us know ASAP where and when we can get those pics in large-size!
BTW, still crazed over “Wide Awake.”….gotta find out her….do you know anythiing about who the writer is?
Thanks, JAG, as always….I am your humble servant! You rock!
Yeah just read the tag “trying every position he read in the Office” AAHHHH poof!~
I like the “HUMMER” tag best. LOL <–dirty minded debbo
I think it was meant to be dirty, cause I don’t think it was referring to vehicles. Perhaps some women that are good at HUMMING. HUMMMMMMMMMMM. LOL
As for trying out The Office positions, I would seriously like to volunteer to help with the practice to get them just right. Oh hell YESSSSSSSSSS.
hehehehh. I knew that. For those that don’t though…Here’s URBAN DICTIONARY.
For the faint of heart and saintly. 
You guys, I LOVE the “URBAN DICTIONARY” on the net. GAWD it’s funny!
Definition for HUMMER below.
HUMMER – More than a blowjob; it’s when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.
They wrote that description after me. hahahahahaha
They wanted to know if I could hum with my mouth full. I told them to bring me Rob and I’d show them.
One last post and I’ll SHUT UP for tonight…sigh.
I still say Rob HAS to be “having sex” with SOMEBODY. Maybe not for LOVE, but ….
I just think Rob is such a gentleman and discreet and keeps his private life private. That’s a really beautiful thing. Sigh. But ROB IS A MAN and I just don’t see how he would NOT be making love/having sex with SOMEONE. It would just kill us all if that’s true.
ROB IS A MAN and A YOUNG ONE and men that age (we all know this-duh) are SO FUCKING HORNY they are climbing the walls, or doing a wankbert every day, so, you can’t tell me he’s not hitting SOMEBODY. He’s just a gentleman. I love him for that….
debbo
One last post and I’ll SHUT UP for tonight…sigh.
Not sure this went, so posting again. FORGIVE ME if it did….
I still say Rob HAS to be “having sex” with SOMEBODY. Maybe not for LOVE, but ….
I just think Rob is such a gentleman and discreet and keeps his private life private. That’s a really beautiful thing. Sigh. But ROB IS A MAN and I just don’t see how he would NOT be making love/having sex with SOMEONE. It would just kill us all if that’s true.
ROB IS A MAN and A YOUNG ONE and men that age (we all know this-duh) are SO FUCKING HORNY they are climbing the walls, or doing a wankbert every day, so, you can’t tell me he’s not hitting SOMEBODY. He’s just a gentleman. I love him for that….
debbo
celtic01,
hehehhehe That’s never “TALK” with your mouth full, nobody said ANYTHING about not HUMMING with a cock in your mouth. LOL
(she’s so bad).
FUCKING A….that comment above DID post after all….sigh. I thought it was gonna be at the bottom. Sorry.
OMF Debbo I love your definition of a “hummer”. Just thinking about having Rob’s engorged peen in my mouth….thud!
omg I’ve never seen that Rock Band video before…it’s HILARIOUS! He’s not even trying to make it work because you can tell he’s just totally befuddled by it. Hee hee hee! Thank you JAG for totally swooping in for the save on what has just been a craptastic day, sideswiped by Hurricane Bill and nearly stranded in Boston with a cancelled flight. You ROCK girl!!
I figure Rob is just determined to hunker down for a while and avoid the paps…concentrate on Eclipse and KStew and get back to what passes for normal in his life. I sincerely hope he is getting some peace and quiet to recover from the hell of filming in NYC this summer.
Rob was FLIRTING with the beautiful dark haired girl in the GREEN who was in the Rockband game GIF Jag posted. I SAW THE FOOTAGE. They took it DOWN. Rob picks up this portable video camera and points it around….and then focuses in on the gorgeous girl and says something like…..you’re a beautiful girl, you should be a hollywood star or some words to that effect. Then he turns the camera on himself and moves his eyebrows up and down like he’s gonna “tap THAT”. LOL
Who knows…but it’s funny, not long after it was up, it MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED. hmmmmmmmmm Management not happy with a “dirty minded Rob”? lol We all know Rob’s got a dirty mind and we LOVE HIM FOR IT!
Susiekew…..I just hope Rob’s – getting a *PIECE* of *SOMEthing!
bwuaahahaahhahah
He’s shredding GOOSE DOWN *PILLOWS* for the honeymoon sex scene in “Breaking Dawn”.
Debbo, I posted a funny for you on yesterdays Sin Sunday FF post right down at the bottom. We both have a problem with a certain sound bite…
lower debbo, lower… it’s really kind of funny. Go read it!
DEB, IT WOULDN’T PLAY THE SOUND FOR ME……**SOB** **SOB**. LOL
Go read….shit.
Fluffyliz and celtic, DEB, Spunk,
Go read the LAST END PART of the comments of SUNDAY’s post. GAHHH I go trawling to my ROB sites thinking nobody was here and you guys fucking show up and talk your heads off without me. LOL I’m usually talking to myself. LOL
Go read, I replied. Nothing really funny though….
debbo
No probs Debbo – caught your comments as I’ve only just remembered to switch over to the new post (don’t usually stay up ALL night, so totally forgot that updates happen at about 5.30am my time!) It’s now 7.40am and I’m off for my morning 26 lengths (gosh, wish that was 26 lengths of Rob!!!) Be back in an hour or so (although I’ll probably fall asleep reading fanfic by about 10am!
deb24601 SAID: “lower debbo, lower”… end of deb quote.
debbo: (That’s what HE said)……lol
That footage is from the same pre-Seacrest interview video? I did not know that! Yeah I saw it…I thought it was just a bit of harmless flirting…don’t really see why they would judge it undesirable. Although we are talking Summit…apparently they think 17 year olds don’t kiss with tongue *facepalm*
hehehheheh. Yeah, it really WAS just harmless flirting. I thought it was really cute and funny and it was nice to see Rob being a REGULAR HORNY GUY. Guess somebody didn’t like the idea….. I don’t get it though, it really was just Rob being cute. Glad you saw it too.
Well….I’m not sure if Eclipse will be rated PG-13 like Twilight was….because Bella and Edward are getting a bit more intimate in this book….so maybe Robsten is getting more of a “feel” for one another….you know, to get more into the role? Lol…damn bloody f*ck….they could be boning eachother for all we know….so why the hell not? They are both young and hott and the hormones must be all over the fricken place….sorry girls, just had to put it out there
*oh….how I miss my twenties*
I think they should be “FUCK BUDDIES” like “Just This Once”. They both love each other as FRIENDS, why the hell not just FUCK for pleasure and NOT DATE? I will bet money on it that’s possible and might have happened….I sure hope so. Rob has to be getting blue balls by now if he’s not playing “find the WANKBERT”.
I’ll WANK his BERT any time. LOL
debbo
Ohhh….how I would love to be his F*CK BUDDY!!!! Ummm….no need to play Wankbert…..I’m right over here!! *ridiculously waves hands over head*
I’d let Rob play wankbert, but with my hand!
Whatever…as long as he’s getting some. Kristen is fine by me! As long as he’s f*cked and happy
Hmmm…Let’s see, what has Rob been up to? I’m gonna guess:
1. He and KStew are immersed in “activities” behind the dumpster of their hotel during “free time” off set
2. He has been playing the New Moon Trivia game in for which Cardinal Ind.(the makers) pays him in heinies for…
3. He is corrupting innocent TayTay *evil grin*
What I HOPE he’s doing……
1. Is, polishing the sexboots for upcoming press/interviews for New Moon *fingers crossed*
2. Is, that he’s able to stay away from the pappz for awhile longer and try to have a normal as possible break while he’s filming Eclipse and doing whatever it is that makes him happy! I would also like to add that I would luvs to see pics of him cuz this Rob drought sucks ass, BUT everyone deserves a little privacy including Rob. So, I’ll wait patiently till we see HHH again. *sigh*
“Corrupting Tay Tay”. LOL Yup, ole Tay Tay is a sweet baby…he NEEDS to be corrupted. Boy is too cute not to get that way…..it’d be a WASTE. LOL
“Activities behind the “DUMPSTER”….now THAT’S FUNNY. They need that big time. If they aren’t fucking I’m gonna be MAD!!!!! THEY BOTH NEED TO GET THEIR FUCK ON!
At least as friends for shit sake. how can it hurt? I’ll send Rob some condoms….COME ON ROB. I still say they are..but Rob is a gentleman and private.
ATR,
“Is, polishing the sexboots for upcoming press/interviews for New Moon”
Yes and Please!!!!
Sexboots, sexpenders, Stolli tee (or f*ckhawt black v tee) *THUD*
I think Tay Tay might already be “corrupted”. He has had a few different girlfriends and definitely has a lot of self confidence.
unleishd – Great minds think alike…..Sexboots, sexpender pants and Stoli tee…exactly the outfit I wanna see him in also. I don’t care if he wears it for like 20 days in a row without washing it, I just wanna see him in it again, it’s been awhile.
OK, SO IT IS TIME FOR ME TO COME CLEAN about last week.
Remember I told you I had 9 days off between my last GIG playing music and my NEXT GiG this wednesday?
WELL….I LITERALLY crawled into “ROBSESSION” and “ROB ONLY FAN FICTION”and just fucking CRAWLED IN A HOLE and never came out ALL WEEK. Not only did I EVER GET DRESSED and stayed in the nude all week in BED for the most part (gawd that was fun), but I didn’t leave the house (well, since I didn’t get dressed, I’m glad I didn’t do THAT…haahahhh)…….I didn’t pay the bills, wash my dishes, do my laundry, practice my piano to keep my chops up while I didn’t gig, or ANYTHING. Fuck, I didn’t even call my MOM whom I call long distance and talk to most weeks.
MY CAT is even SICK with sneezing and I let that poor fucker lay there trying to be cool in the BATHTUB for shit sake. (well it WAS sunday and he’s only had the sneezing for two days). NOTHING DID I DO….but READ ROB FAN FICTION, go trawling for ROB ANYTHING, fuck around with ALL MY ROB pictures, organizing them, adding dewey decimal search numbers to find the EXACT Rob picture I need (I’m joking on that, MY mother actually did that with music SHEET MUSIC in her file cabinet…how anal is that?)…..
And lastly, I DROVE YOU GUYS FUCKING NUTS. Over posting, LEMONY BRAIN, hornballed to the max, …fuck, I was CRAZY.
I don’t even hardly drink, but I DRANK ALL WEEK. HEINEKENS of course. I don’t drink the hard stuff. I am SO ashamed of myself. ALL WEEK I DID THIS.
Jesus fucking christ….get the tranquilizer gun, I was ROBSESSED and OUT OF CONTROL.
BUT MAN WAS IT EVER GREAT! I’m an EXPRESSIVE introvert and I am a loner and not much of a people person and it was just SO GREAT to fucking “disappear” for a week.
NOW I KNOW HOW ROB FEELS!
It’s fun, Rob.
All I did was read FAN FICTION and listen to music ALL WEEK!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!
debbo
I DID NOTHING….
Don’t be ashamed of your Robsession week, Debbo. That’s exactly what I do on my days off. I was off for 3 days last week, and spent majority of that time looking at Rob picks, watching YouTube videos, which included watching Little Ashes, The Haunted Airman, and The Bad Mother’s Handbook. Needless to say, the only hot food my family ate for dinner was ordered in!
I’ve taken to watching The Haunted Airman most nights. It’s a nice wind down (or wind up depending on my mood). He is so beautiful in that movie.
PS….the cat goes to the VET tomorrow. I love my babies and they are all I have, so must keep them loved and well. The sick one is the CUDDLE cat. God forbid something happens to THAT cat. I’d die.
debbo
yes kristen, I’m a cat person. No “Patty” dog do I have. I’d LOVE a “PUG” dog though. They look so fucking funny in leather jackets and insane hats. That’s kina mean though, but it’s fucking funny…
I know you guys never miss NOTHIN…but I just found this tonight on another Rob site and IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.. *HE* is so beautiful. sigh…..
le sigh…what a great video of our impossibly beautiful man. thanks for that lovely good night treat!
That video….If *I* knew how to create YouTube Rob videos, I’d do one like THIS one. It’s just lovely and tender.
I know I sound like an obnoxious, trampy, truck driver mouthed woman, but I really AM a romantic. I love stuff like this and fan fic and all the romantic stuff. I cry and get way way too romantic most of the time…..even love the classic literature and PBS stuff.
But it’s just so FUN to say FUCK and cuss a lot. I guess I just love dirty talk during sex….SOMETIMES (when it’s not a romantic, beautiful time).
Maybe that’s why I ADORE the lemony Rob fan fics. I found PERV HEAVEN! LOL OK…shutting up now. ENOUGH.
Goodnight you guys/good day you all. I have work to do to catch up.
I LOVE YOU ROB….wherever you are. Forgive my bad ass self. le sigh.
Debbo sings: “so beautiful, beautiful”.
Going to watch that video again…..
le sigh
debbo
debbo
Wow Debbo – that’s just such an incredible vid, and a great song, it’s … well, so beautiful. Thanks for sharing hon.
I haven’t seen that one Debbo, LOVE it. Yes, he’s one beautiful man!
OK… Ummm..WOW.. I’m speechless.. thanks for sharing.. There isn’t a thing that could be said to improve to what was already said in the video.. thanks again!
Shoot I grabbed the wrong link… this is what I did.. sorry
http://www.onetruemedia.com/shared?p=95deef80e544c89c078cad&skin_id=701&utm_source=otm&utm_medium=text_url
Great vid Debbo! Rob is sooo beautiful, he makes me melt into a huge puddle on the floor.
Debbo: I had posted a response to your last post on yesterday. If you get the chance go check it out. I had posted it after you left I guess.
Love the video, thanks for the thrill. He’s so gorgeous.
C01
celtic01, Just read your post and replied from yesterday. YOU ARE FUNNY!
I hope he’s learning Comanche and working on his six-pack for Unbound Captives. And looking up Google Earth so he can find my house when he comes down here to film it *wink*
I found a new pic (new to me anyway) in an Aussie OK magazine at the supermarket today. Sorry this link is crap, but someone more tech-savvy than me may know how to find it and make it bigger (that’s what she said!). It’s wet Rob (and wet KStew, unfortunately) on a beach.
http://www.okmagazine.com.au/magazine.html?p=issue
mrsaubergine,
That’s an old picture from a photoshoot for Twilight. It was taken at the same time that the one of Rob carrying her in his arms and it’s suppose to be raining. There were a lot of differrent photos taken during that shoot.
Hugs
celtic
Oh, thanks for that. My turn to be “late to the partee”!
I think that for the last nine days he’s been up to about nine inches.
(sorry, I just had to go there… and now I wish he’d come HERE)
LMFAO!!!! Nine Inches!!!!! That’s what I thought!!! Yes please!!!!
unleishd…..I thought you guys said it was 13″…? LOL
Yeah, I thought it was 13″ too!
Alright ladies:
9 inches works, that would be sweet and full.
13 inches would be good only if you’re trying to give yourself a tonsilectomy from the bottom up or in other words OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Okay, so you’re not suppose to talk with your mouth so full (that’s what he said), hell I wonder if you could even hum with so much down your throat.
I think 9″ is more than a sufficiency! Besides, if it really was 13″ he’d probably faint every time he got a hard-on, due to the rush of blood from his head to his … um, head!
Yes, yes, yes!!! (OMGAWD…would I LOVE to see some of that!)….
So, I’ve been ogling the f*ckhawt GIF’s JAG posted with my nose pressed right up to the screen (so not normal) trying to detect if I can see Rob’s butt crack in that pic of him with the red checked shirt. The shirt is riding up his torso, exposing some skin and showing off his BEAUTIFUL ASS. Can you see it or do I need my eyes checked? I probably need my eyes (not to mention my head) checked & to see an Efffffing BIGGER Pic!!
F*ck it his pants are SO low and his ass is just so gorgeous in that shot!! I just want to reach out and run my hands down his back and rub his ass ever so gently; give it a little squeeze.
Rob could be laying on his hotel bed in Vancouver right now looking just like that thinking “WTF did I get myself into… when will these bitches stop fantasizing about my f*cking ASSSSSS?!?!”
NEVER Rob…….never……*sigh*
I
RobSexMe – you need to Control +++++++++ to make it bigger (ah, if only it was that simple!!!)
robsexme….said: Rob could be laying on his hotel bed in Vancouver right now looking just like that thinking “WTF did I get myself into… when will these bitches stop fantasizing about my f*cking ASSSSSS?!?!”
debbo: Now THAT’S funny! I’d be VEWWY VEWWY afraid if *I* was him. LOL
Fluffyliz …said: “you need to Control +++++++++ to make it bigger”
OHHHHHHHHHHH Is *THAT* how you make a PEEN bigger? Must.Try.This.Soon.
THUD
Robsexme….that pic got me throught the weekend! I can’t wait to see it large-sized…I’m hangin’ that one up! I’m suffering from “Wide Awake” sleep deficiency today…was up nearly all weekend reading. LOVE IT!!!!
Hmmm, what have our beautiful Rob been doing?
If he was with me, no doubt we would be doing something the paperatizi shouldn’t bee seeing
But I guess he had enough of all the screaming kiddos, he needs a real woman :} Like meeee.
DAMNED thing doesn’t like multiple URLS. argh….posting this again, divided up more.
Found these on my favorite AUSSIE ROB site. Sure you all have these, or go there too, but what the fuck. LOL
1st one is the Rob lip bite: AKA I am so horny. LOL
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/much-music-45.jpg
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/muchmusic-120.jpg
and how cute is this Rob? I think Rob is just shy and not really putting out the “come fuck me” vibes, because any woman who DIDN’T come on to that beautiful man last year BEFORE Twilight and fame, when he said it was “dry” for him….IS OUT OF THEIR FREAKING MINDS. pant pant pant pant. You know how he TRIES to “tune things out” all around him? (like fame ect). I think he’s just SO SHY he doesn’t “SEE” women trying to woo him. Cause I KNOW they did…..he was just paranoid. WAKE UP ROB. The line is so long it’s around the earth at this point.
ROB, WAKE UP and SMELL THE PUSSY!
Forgive me….I know not what I do around Rob.
uh huh huh huh huh.
(that’s what SHE said).
I love you guys so much…just tryin to share the wealth of Rob. POST STUFF PEOPLE. WE LOVE IT.
debbo
Debbo
Please please don’t ever change – you make me laugh ALL the time … “wake up and smell the pussy” LMFAO!!! And I love that second pic, where he really laughing, so his eyes crinkle up. God, he’s so gorgeous.
fluffyliz, I love you too. HUG
Debbo! LOVE those! So sexy! There’s a couple of shots from this year’s Comic-Con that have almost the same expressions in them which warms my heart, means he hasn’t really changed much at all.
Those MuchMusic ones must have been done in Toronto, Hummm…I think they have a West Coast headquaters too, so maybe Vancouver..at least they used to have one out there with Mulligan..
Did anyone else hear how Rob considers himself to be very unattractive? Gasp! The blasphemy! It’s all because of some petition that was signed by thousands of people saying that he is too ugly to play Edward. What were those women on? They must have had something clouding their judgement, either that or they’re blind! Actually it was probably some young girls who wanted Zack Efron to play the part, because they can’t appreciate a fuckhawt man when they see one!
debbo- You’re cracking me up again (you always do)…”Wake up Rob, and smell the pussy…” I Love it.
And never, ever be ashamed of your Robsession period, we’re all guilty of it but don’t always want to admit it. I LOVE reading fanfic, it just fuels our Rob fantasies.
Here’s the other URL….description ABOVE. Damned sin bin. No more than 2.
IS HE CUTE OR WHAT?
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rob-cm-2006.jpg
Debbo, in response to your question about the chocolate that hardens on ice cream.
I don’t know I’ve never tried that chocolate on a Dick. I’ve only tried Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup.
I bet the other stuff would work on Edward Cullen peen, since his is suppose to be ice cold. brrrrrrrrrr haha.
I certainly hope it wouldn’t work on Rob’s. I seriously doubt it would, his is probably Thick, Long, Hot, Hard and Throbbing.
Oh Gawd, I really do need to stay away from FF for awhile, in particular, The Office. Damn I’m totally a lost cause. I’m going to Hell, going to Hell, going to Hell.
Hugs
C01
omg i just started reading the office last nite!!! and it owns my ass!!
at the end i review… but usually only one word comes to mind: DAMN
that was hot.
*nods head eagerly in agreement* I love The Office, cant wait for an update….thats me up to date in all my favourites so nothing left to read until theres some updates
omg i just started reading the office last nite!!! and it owns my ass!!
at the end i review… but usually only one word comes to mind: DAMN
that was hot.
Celtic01 said: “I bet the other stuff would work on Edward Cullen peen, since his is suppose to be ice cold. brrrrrrrrrr haha”.
Celtic01…>SPEAKING of HUMMERS….I think that’s how the “JACK RABBIT” vibrator is that is my “best friend”. LOL You put that on your Clit and it just HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS and twitches. So I guess I can understand why a man would love a woman to HUM while getting “blown”. It’s a mighty mighty lovely thing. But get NEW batteries for major humming levels. When the batteries fade….it’s like a bi-plane crashing….
debbo: HAHAHA for real! Cold Edward peen…lol. Yeah, I bet it WOULD harden. I wonder if EDWARD would though? Tight ass. LOL Edward needs to get laid.
If they “fade to black” in Breaking Dawn I’m gonna go ballistic on Summit’s ass. LOL
debbo:
I’m gonna have to get me one of those bunnies. My damn hand and arm gets tired this many times a day. I’m gonna end up with really big muscles on only one arm too, if I don’t do something. I’ll keep a super supply of batteries.
bi-plane crash, ROFLMFAO
I so hope they don’t fade to black in BD, but they probably will because of all the tweens. That’s the age group they’re playing too.
Thanks for the bus ticket, I am so f*cking gonna need it.
I wonder if we can take our Rob pics, vids and audio with us to Hell. It will give us all something to do while we’re roasting our asses in the condo timeshare and getting to know each other in person. hehehe
celtic…..
I’ve already bought a TIME SHARE condo in HELL. LOL Reincarnation you know…..have to come and go… LOL
Debbo hands Celtic a BUS TICKET on the bus to hell. As I’ve said many times: We have decided to book a CHARTER BUS….to hell. It’s cheaper. LOL
Can I have a ticket for the charter bus to hell too? Please, please?????But one question – will Rob be there waiting for us??????
Hey Deb
Any more room on that bus??? Or are we already in hell cos if he dont come out soon and I am going to go completely insane??
altho it is a trip picturing what he is up to…definately must be into the twi-porn at the risk of repeating myself..
cmon the f**k out to play Rob!!!
“he had to pose for a shower curtain & put ’sparklepeen’ in clay for the Twidildo”
Yep!!! That’s exactly what I think he’s been doing!!!! It’s all about the sparklepeen Twidildo!!!!
Where, oh where, dear Leisha, do I put in my order? Would an order for 10 be too many? haha!
Holy motherfucking FUCKHAWTNESS, Batman! When did those other pictures in that Gif come out? That one picture with the red plaid where’s laying on his stomach and that strip of his back is showing…. *jizz in mah pant..ies*
Poor Rob, is Rock Band skills are shite! Perhaps I can show him my hand skills while I give an vocal oral performance.
As far as Rob and what he’s doing, mostly I just hope it’s him enjoying himself. What I want him to be doing is another story?
-writing some music & possibly recording
-reading some hawt fanfic and robbing one out (oh to be a fly on the wall if that happens!)
-even better, thinking about the RoaR girls and robbing one out (fuck being a fly, can I be there in person?)
In all honesty, I think he’s becoming the method man. Holing himself away and delving back into his character, Edward, preparing himself to blow our wardrobe to smithereens with his *gulp* leg hitch scene. I admire this about him so much. The fact that he’s so dedicated to the “vocation” that he goes months at a time away from everyone so that he can tap into his role wholeheartedly. Can this man be any more perfect?
Alright, I’m fucking tired. Later, babies!
Hug and Kisses,
Christina
P.S. Rob, if you ever need help perfecting your RockBand “skills” or need me to be a fly on the wall (or a willing participant between your sheets or wherever the fuck else you want me), I’m available & you know where to find me.
LMFAO Christina! hahahaha! The plaid lower back pic!! AHHHHH!!! *looks around room/hears choir of angels singing*
OH MY ROB………….
I’m thinking PORN PORN AND MORE PORN… thats what hes f*&king up I say!!! Either with or without KStew whatever is your preference…i hope theres some Twi porn involved altho it maybe wishful thinking…its awesome…
Anyway whatever the f*&k hes doing I wish to hell he would come out to play…..
cos this is the HELL OF ALL HELLS…..
guess he needed a break but hey Rob BREAKS OVER!!!
get your sweet ass outside so we can have a look
OK my rants over…have a great day ladies
JAG – the photo on the GIF you posted..not the one in the sidebar… but the one in this post… i think the one in the plaid shirt…where he’s on his stomach is a photoshopped one…ashley greene had the same photo just like that… that exact same pose and i’m sure his body is a bit wider than that. lol.
i need rob.. just give me something!!! my question is who is hiding him?? and notice kristen’s no where to be found either.. besides the few hair appts. come on you two… i’m constantly checking, searching for something that is never there… i need a new photo. just one day… and then you can go back.
omg i’m soo addicted to this site.. 2 days agoo.. there was no new post for awhile and like a lot of us i was really scared something happened to you JAG…then yesterday…omg the site was down… for me at least..it wouldn’t come up. and i wanted to cry.. i was getting really scared… wow..this site is addicting.. even if there’s no rob sighting.
maybe his moves have become even stealthier…
maybe he’s in and out of meetings with summit.. or he’s just taking a breather… i’m happy for him (well if it’s someone else making him hide or it’s a bad reason then that’s a different story) but i need something new.
i guess these past few weekends since comic con we’ve gotten a mouth full… so maybe they think that’s enough. idk
ROB..come out come out where ever you are…
i miss your perfectly chiseled face, ur long fingers, your gorgeous eyes and ur hair, ur smile, ur long legs, ur voice, damn it i miss it all. even how weird and goofy you sometimes can be.
I don’t think it’s a manip…his hand are most definitely his and i do believe that his body has just about the right width and size (sigh)…
Today’s post just left me speechless…
And I feel like I need to get creative with those new pics…
y’all know what that means…not that you pervs!!!
I guess a new video might be good to get over the fuckhawtness that’s radiating from those pictures…if I am MIA you know I died a happy death =)
oh and to answer your question: he was naked…the second he got off set he ripped his clothes off only to put them back on when he had to go back to the set…that’s what my fantasy is telling me…and never doubt a girls’ fantasy =D
That’s not the same shirt that Ashley wore, the plaid is different.
http://iloveboyswhosparkle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ashleynylon.jpg
Here is a picture of the Ashley photoshoot wearing her plaid shirt.
Compare that to Rob’s and you’ll see the difference. http://thinkingofrob.wordpress.com/
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Rob is out ingognito buying himself a baseball cap with a Montreal Canadiens logo on the front to show his support for Rachelle. (and me!) LOL!
Hope he’s enjoying the peace and quiet and getting some…We know he deserves it! But he’s probably studying the script and enjoying his fellow cast member’s company.
I hope he gets the cap though, I’d love to see him with that big C & H!!
He flew all the way to Australia & has been shaggin me senseless for a week now
shhhh…..don’t alert the pap’s.
lmao! love it!
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oy! Oy! Oy!
Rob obviously needs a good Aussie root!!
Thank-you for the picks, jag they have fed my morning Robfix, especially the one where he’s lying on the carpet. Mmm, mmm,mmm! The things I could do to him in that situation…but before I get carried away( fans self), on the subject of what Rob has been doing, I think that maybe he is out & about and is wearing a really good disguise. Maybe he is dressing up like a woman, or an old man like Johnny Knoxville does in Jackass, either way I think he must be getting out sometime. No one could possibly stay inside looking at the same walls for 8 days, they’d go insane. Please don’t go insane Rob, we need you mentally intact!
I think Rob has been
-Scattering his clothes around the floor for easy access.
-Having a party in his room to empty the mini-bar so there’s room for more Heineken.
-Teaching the new vamps how to play guitar/having nightly jam sessions.
-Sneaking out to the Eclipse set w/KStew (;-) Spunk)
-Enjoying the smell of the fancy hotel shower gel as the lather flows over his taut muscl- Huh? What? Oh, sorry.
-Studying Comanche and getting fitted for a loincloth.
LMAFO!
@ Annie. “Enjoying the smell of the fancy hotel shower gel as the lather flows over his taut muscl- Huh? What? Oh, sorry.” Now why would you apologize for that?!? Whew is it hot in here? I think your ideas are stellar and should be brought to HHH attention immediately. Let’s call him…
Hello? Rob? Hi it’s Annie and Deb!
Oh stop, you charmer! *blushing*
Listen, we called because all of us on RAoR miss seeing you.
Yeah we know the paps are horrible slimebags. But we really only need a couple pics now and then. We like to know who you’re borrowing your clothes from and to make sure you’re okay. Plus we’re addicted to your hotness. We need a fix once in a while. You understand.
No paps? Hmm, well maybe you could use your Macbook’s webcam and take a few pics for us and send them to JAG to post?
We were hoping for ones of you in the shower and maybe getting fitted for your Unbound Captives costume. Maybe working out too? Or if you have any ideas… You could get creative.
Will you think about it?
Okay Rob, take care of yourself. We lust you. Oh, wait, Rob? Could you say lit’rally for us?
*sigh* Thanks, bye.
Studying Comanche and getting fitted for his loincloth? ROTFLMAO, Annie….too funny! Love the others, too. Great posts!
The idea of him taking pics with his Macbook gives me the strange idea of Rob pulling a Pete Wentz……
Based on the company Rob is keeping somehow I don’t think he feels the need to show his face right now…*wink*
He is having a vacation of sorts *wink*
Things I wish and think are happening to Rob when he is MIA
1. His peen being sucked multiple times and so hard he is dehydrated constantly.
*thud*
2. He does not have to resort to wankward for relief. Only because he wants to.
*thud*
3. He is being f*cked several ways on multiple surfaces and in multiple positions..
OMFG Why can’t it be me !!
4. His lips being kissed until they crack.
*sigh*
5. His talented fingers put to use.
*Thud*
He looks like this constantly
http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/robert-pattinson-rolling-stone.jpg
Hope Rob also finds time to play his guitar and have fun. And whatever or whoever whose name starts with K he may be tapping, hope he is happy and is having fun !
I would just like to take this time to thank everybody who demanded I read Wide Awake. I started last night and I’m already on ch.16. I don’t know what was wrong with me to make me take so long to finally read it, but now that I’ve started I’m hooked! Well, back to reading, bye bye for now.
Ok .. I’m now going to break a lot of hearts – Rob was with yours truly on honeymoon in Amsterdam last week … well okay … in my fanfic he was (I just love a happy ever after) … one day it might evn make it to Twilighted!
The fact that I am aready married – old enough to be his *ahem* big sister – and never likely to even meet the beautiful man .. well, these things matter not …. am officially obsessed
Hey, Jill? Can I borrow that line from you “old enough to be his big sister?” LOL! I HATE saying old enough to be his mum! Hope you had a nice honeymoon…Rob sure gets around a lot!
Where has Rob been?
Well hidden at my house, of course.
We have been practicing the leg-hitch scene, pumping some iron (gotta work on the muscle mass), and re-enacting every hot scene from “The Office,”"The Submissive,”"The Dominant,”"Just This Once,” & “A Life Extraordinary.” (with a little Wide Awake & Acclimation Diaries thrown in for good measure)
The hardest part (thats what she said) has been keeping my hubby away. He is getting a bit suspicious about the 9 day boys-only golf outing and why I keep extending it.
Only if….I wish…happy-land is such a wonderful place to visit!
OMG you guys have me LMAO one minute and replacing my used up batteries the next!!! That pic of Rob with his back showing…THUD! All I know is I hope Rob is relaxing, and gettin some! I only wish it could be me giving it to him! Oh and save me a spot on the bus……
Here’s my theory about what he’s been up to. I reckon he’s been reading Just This Once, The Curse of Fame and, of course, You Get Me Closer to God. In between spanking the monkey and long, hot, soapy showers he’s probably also been taking notes – cos there’s some very useful and educational tips amonst those fics for him to try out on a certain leading lady (or any other lady, come to that). And knowing how … well, bendy he is, I think he could get into even some of the more, uh, creative, positions that all these amazing writers think up for him. Which is now making me think about him shagging me senseless up against the wall, whilst holding my leg up over his shoulder (youch!) and. I’m. GONE!
I think he’s been hiding at mama Bradley’s place where they’ve been drinking Heinekens, cooking bangers & mash and she’s washing his Stoli t & sexpenders.
You probably hit the nail on the head, VanCitygirl….you mean, you haven’t seen him? Stalk, lady, stalk!
Gawd Rob – I don’t know what your up to but this is torture!! Just walk down the sidewalk – a few steps and give us the smirk! Throw in the black t-shirt, torn jeans and I will even take the shitious Nikes! I just need to SEE YOU!!!!!
In reality – David Spade is probably the Nazi Director from Hell…..he is working his ass off….. and falling in bed……exhausted every night…….from working on that fight scene…..and figuring out how to rip off the new Victoria’s (cant remember her three names) head off!!!!!
In response to Beingbold…his pants are at the foot of my bed. Feel free to come and get them however his nakedness remains with me!!!
i laughed so hard at the sewing comment. i can just picture that shit. LMAO
For all the wonderful ladies of RAoR:
I absolutely ADORE you women! For about, hmm, a month I have been visiting this site and reading all of your hilarious comments about our adored Rob! Well, I finally decided that I would take the time to express my love, for not only Rob himself, but to you women who can give me a good laugh at the office!
(BTW, The Office… Hot.Damn. ‘Nuff said!)
JAG, you are WONDERFUL! I think your pervy-ness (is that a word?! It is now!) and my pervy-ness are on a FAST TRACK to becoming hell buddies!
I dont know how you do it, but everyday the posts are new, exciting, sexy as all get out, and an ode to gorgeous Rob!
I worship the ground you walk on, or better yet the site you posts blogs on, hehe!
My Robsession has only gotten stronger because of this site and all the women on here!
So, sincerely thank you for keeping me entertained, hours on end in the office, at home while Im neglecting dinner, laundry, sometimes even the kids (oops!), and giving me a good reason to check all things Rob. (Its not in the job title, but I like to think it is!)
This is truly the only Rob-based site that I feel does the damn man some justice! I like to imagine what he would think about all of us if he stumbled across it one day…
So, I give out huge smooches and love to everyone on here who is just as obsessed as I am! Its good to know that Im not the only one who is in completely awe over a man we dont know…but, damn fine and good to look at!
WELCOME OhioIsForRobLovers, to the Sin Den, where we love all things Rob and all those who love Rob as well. Join in and have some fun and express your Love and Lust.
Hugs
celtic
Hi Ohio
Great to hear from you and welcome to the RAoR World of RobPerving and to becoming the latest Pattinslut. BUT BEWARE!! This site is highly addictive and you may find your life being taken over, not just by your Robsession, but by RAoRsession!
Hi There! *waves*
Welcome! We’ll have to get you a bus pass for our frequent trips to hell! LMAO! I too, lurve RAoR, all the RAoR ladies and JAG is magnificent! We all definitely love our Rob, that’s for sure!
Dear Ohio…
Welcome to our merry little band of Pattinsluts! These are some of the funniest, intelligent, verbose, poetic, lovely ladies I’ve ever been associated with! Rob just doesn’t know what he’s missing. He would be a lucky man to have any of us (and don’t think that we all haven’t volunteered!)
And then there’s JAG, our fearless leader! She pumps me up when I’m down, makes me laugh when I’m sad, and brings out the inner perv in me! Her posts, gifs, vids, etc. are the best!
Have fun here, and gawddammit, Rob, send us some love! And some friggin’ PICS….I’m in major withdrawal here!
Ohio,
I lived in Greenville, Ohio as a 6 year old. My dad was a music band director there before he got out of teaching to gig for a living. So I LOVE OHIO PEOPLE. Great people! HUG TO YOU! We moved to florida though not long after so I’m in FL now and stayed…..in adult life too.
ANY WAY….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. LOL You probably won’t read this because we’ve moved on to another day’s posting, but what the fuck. I wanted to also jump in with the other ladies (who are amazing women I might add as you already know)…..and WELCOME YOU AND GIVE YOU A BIG HUGGGGGGGGGGG> JAG IS AMAZING. And she is a forgiving soul too. WE LOVE YOU JAG!
HAVE FUN WITH IT. LET GO!
Post away girlfriend…..the more the merrier.
lol
love,
debbo
I finished Wide Awake! I got 3.5 hours sleep last night because I couldnt stop reading!
Yes, I have WASDS (Wide Awake sleep deficiency syndrome), too. I read it for 3 days and nights straight. Amazing, huh? There are lots of WA vids on YouTube, too. Did you read the Elizabeth Mason 1-shot on FanFic too? And listen to her playlists? Very awesome….
“JAG – test driving Hummers all over Vancouver. *winkity wink*
JAG – eating out
JAG – staying in his hotel playing strip-Rockband & losing badly because as you can see he sucks at it BigTime (picturing Rob nekkid with a guitar)”
OK, I was COMPLETELY LOST after seeing the following words/phrases… “Hummers”, “eating out”, and “Strip-Rockband”, “he sucks” and “Rob nekkid”
I know I *did* read the rest of the post but I was unable to process any of it with the images those words/phrases conjured up in my pervy little brain
I have an idea of what he’s doing – in order to satisfy his vast legions of female fans – he’s recording an audiobook version of The Office (or Wide Awake). Can you imagine him – not only reading those stories but – reading them aloud? This takes days as he has to take many many “breaks” to recover.
Also – on a different note – as sometimes annoying as she is – Catherine Hardwicke did cast HHH as Edward, so there’s that.
Thanks JAG as always!