It’s Sinful Sunday again!
I’m gonna start by telling you what I’m reading this week. I finally finished Just this Once which I really loved and I’m also enjoying Stitches and Scars & Let Your Light Shine. I’m eagerly awaiting updates on The Office, Darkside of the Moon and of course Blood & Lust.
This week in the spotlight, I’ve got three stories to recommend…
When Edward Met Bella by jliane Rated: R So, can men and women really be friends? Edward Masen thinks so, and he’s determined to prove it to the new woman in his life. Edward Masen is a professor at the University of Oklahoma who is dedicated to his work and his family. His niece, little Lilly Whitlock, is a first grader with a particularly pretty teacher named Isabella Swan. Edward then struggles to keep his relationship with Isabella strictly on the friendship level, which proves to be difficult the more they get to know each other. AU Human 14 chapters Not completed
The rest after the jump…
Nice Catch by PassionforTwilight Rated: PG-13 Bella Swan is twenty-seven years old, newly single, and mom to an adorable Kindergarten student with a knack for accidents. On a typical, Fall afternoon, she experiences the shock of her life during a casual conversation with her son. When an unexpected revelation leads to the most emotional reunion imaginable, how will Bella reconcile the path her life has taken with the past she never chose? Takes place nearly ten years post New Moon. Canon – AU. ExB – 15 Chapters – not complete No Lemons just a sweet story.
Intersection by Lillybellis – Bella is new in town with a secret past. A chance encounter with Edward turns into something meaningful when their lives begin to intersect. Will a past connection and inexplicable bond be enough to heal the wounds that both are hiding? E/BRated: M – Romance/Hurt/Comfort – Chapters: 16 Not complete
Alright Ladies, what are you reading & what are you waiting to update?
What would Twiporn Spolight be without me pimping SpunkMe’s story???
You Get Me Closer To God
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5070334/1/You_Get_Me_Closer_To_God
Latest Chapter just updated!!!
Go on, go read it!!!! It’s fucking jizztastic!!!!
*WAVES HANDS IN AIR*
I read it, I read it!!!
SpunkMe,
Finished chapter 8 last night. Even tho I had to get up for work at 6am (finished reading at 3am, gawd my eyeball hurt)..I couldn’t stop reading!
F*ckhawt Spunk, F*ckhawt! *applause*
I left you a review too!
You rock!! Can’t wait for more!!!
Oh and btw, The cuff and sexboots……*I.AM.DIED* Gah!
Yep, read Chapter 8….way to go, SpunkMe! Cuff and Sexboots….GAAHHH! When’s the next chapter, Spunk dear?
And tonight, just read the 6 chapters of “Edward Wallbanger.” Very funny…..
Me too! Just finished reading chapter 8….and whew *fans self* that was HOT!!
SpunkMe, love the way you weaved Raor into the storyline and injected a little of the Sub at the end. Ummph so hot & bothered now!! Between JAG’s sizzlin’ hot vid post from Sat and now this, how’s a girl supposed to sleep??
I’m sure if Rob were reading this he’d agree; you deserve TWO THUMBS UP!
Here’s a little something to show our appreciation of your FINE work. Can’t wait for MORE!! xx
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I just read it !!! Thank you Leisha !!
Dear SpunkMe,
Thank you ! Thank you !! Thank you !!!
P.S. I am on the train….I think you know which one..Saw pictures !!!
*smooches*
xoxoxo,
Me
HEY GUYS…..!!!!
Well…….I decided to start reading “THE DOMINANT”. I’m on chapter 9 now . But as sexy as it is and as turned on by it as I am, I’m really surprised to say that I think SpunkMe’s “You Get Me Closer To God”….is MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH sexier. I mean, I really LOVE “You Get Me Closer To God”. It’s the hottest I think I’ve ever read. I used to read “PLAYGIRL” (is that still around even?) when I was in college and there were stories in there that I ALWAYS loved reading (almost as much as the pictures LOL), but they were NO WHERE NEAR as sexy asa “You Get Me Closer To God” and I’m not just saying this because SpunkMe reads here, I’m saying it because it was HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT! I like and NEED more description, more in depth details, a slower arousal, a long and passionate seduction, a LONG and DELICIOUS oral sex description, more visual details, DEEPER and more PASSIONATE feelings and most of all….LONG, HARD, WILD, OVER THE TOP SEXUAL GRATIFICATION. Lastly, I still think I’m more into ROBSTEN Fan Fic cause I’m so INTO ROB PATTINSON that I LITERALLY CAN SEE HIM completing EVERY SINGLE MOVE, thrust, lick, eyebrow lift, wink, tongue movement, penis twitch, hair touching, lip grazing, nipple sucking, penis slamming, balls banging, skin smacking, touch-taste-gaze and hear sensual gratification that I JUST ALMOST FEEL ROB IN THE ROOM. I can see him doing ALL those things to Kristen and I can bury myself into that story and never want to come out. DYING FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER DAMMIT.
The only thing uncomfortable to me is there’s SO MANY “I love you’s” that it doesn’t feel real. It feels forced. But that’s just me. I think one I love you goes a LONG WAY and the rest can be said in tender gazes, touches and kindnesses shared. You can tell when someone loves you, they don’t always have to say it constantly for you to know. You just sense it and feel such deep breathing and passion and sensuality OOZING from your lover’s being that you can’t help feel his love for you.
SIGH…..I’ll finish “The Dominant”, but as much as I like rough sex, there’s not enough description for me and the fucking ends much too soon. I guess that’s part of the DOM thing…maybe it will be more loving near the end and more descriptive once Edward starts to let his feelings be let loose. Possible. He’s already hooked on her and trying to hold back the feelings at least, but thankfully not the fucking.
I guess I just love Rob Pattinson and kristen fan fic so much more. That makes me a freak here. So be it. It made me a freak at “Letters To Rob” which even though I liked the people there, I couldn’t understand why people were so freaked about my love for Robsten fan fic. I mean, like, different strokes for different folks, you know? Live and let Live. But it wasn’t cool. That’s why I love it HERE. You guys let people follow their passions and don’t judge what stories we love the most. I don’t see people cutting each other down for what they read here. You guys are just SO POSITIVE. I LOVE THAT.
enough.
I want another “YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD” chapter. SIGH. I KNEW I shouldn’t have started an unfinished story. That just KILLS ME…..god, it’s like waiting a week or a month to cum. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fingers dug into the bed hanging on for dear life. IT SUCKS. Ahhhhhhh.
shut up debbo.
Don’t be pissed at what I said, I’m trying to be honest here. LIke I always am.
Some people can’t handle the truth I guess. (Jack Nicholson voice here). LOL
pant pant pant….
Other than that…How’s everybody today?
debbo
leisha
1st post of the day???! haha. Thanks! AGAIN! I seriously can’t pay you, Annie and Soccermom anything for your services. But I can always give Rob pics as payment. How’s that? I’ll find you something.
http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/08.jpg
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addictedtorob
haha. Got all your messages. You are so great esp. if you are not in my Robsten camp to still love the story. Thanks! I try to get as many facts as possible to work with each chapter and put the timeline in order. All with Soccermom’s help. She seriously rocks at being my go-to girl for facts/times when I don’t have time to look them up myself. She gchats them to me, so I can work from there. The rest I just fill in based on trying to connect all the facts along. Now whether they actually have sex that many times a day well, uhh…??? Anyway, I would if I had Rob. Just sayin’ haha.
Sus
and
robsexme
Chapter 9??!! Already??!! Are you trying to kill me woman??!!! Or at least give me carpel tunnel??!! haha. Chapter 9 planning stage is in pre-production. You guys will know when I have started writing it because I tend to disappear a few days from the internet. I can’t do both. I have to have quiet when I am writing…to hear Rob whispering it to me. 8)
Oh and thanks for the pic of the two thumbs up from Rob. haha. Oh the thumbs….do I hear Rob whispering something to DO with those fuckhawt long thumbs of his???….Hmmmm…..Maybe.
Made me a believer
You are welcome! I thought you might like getting that chap you hounded me for when you got back from vacay. haha. Glad you liked it. And, Oh yes, well… that train is speeding. So hang on and enjoy the ride! Rob loves to steam ahead in and out of the tunnel on the K-Track! haha. Look out, Mmab, your flag is showing. Mine always is. haha
Debbo
Thanks again. Seriously, you need to register at ff to leave me these comments.
Not that I don’t enjoy them here too. Thanks! Oh and The Dom is one of my faves. Although you didn’t read the Sub first?? You are supposed to read them in order or you don’t understand what is going on. The Sub, Edward almost appears fuckhawt mean to Bella. But then when you read the Dom, you see a whole new side to Edward you didn’t know was even there until you got to the end of the Sub. Just sayin’ I enjoyed it best reading it in order. I’m glad my writing can make it very visual for you. Soccermom says it plays like a movie in her head as she reads it. I guess that’s good. I just write it how I see it/ hear it in my head in Rob’s voice. He is fucking delicious by the way! 8) Sorry you are not a fan of the I Love you’s. I believe in them. i hear them. That’s just the Robsten Love flowing through.
” Some people can’t handle the truth I guess. (Jack Nicholson voice here).”
SpunkMe….
“Some people can’t handle the truth” …(regarding the I love yous)..heheheheh. You’re funny girl. Cool. Yeah, it plays out like a movie for me too. I’ll grow into the I Love you’s as the story continues….
Just like I’m enjoying watching ole Domward turn from a harsh dom to a loving dom who loves his sub. I’m at chapter 19 now. The rose about did it for me. The poetry too. YUP, I’m into it now. Gotta hand it to those poets….they know what a woman needs.
Wheeeee. Sad though that it took an accident to wake ole domward up. But that’s life…..you never know what you’ve got until you’ve lost it (or in this case ALMOST lost it). Puts a new light on things, huh?
I’m digging “the Dominant” now. I know I was supposed to read the other first, but I don’t play by the rules. LOL he he he lol…..I’m a naughty naughty girl. LOL hahahahah Where’s domward when I need him? LOL
ROBWARD WHERE ARE YOU?
debbo
Debbo
I didn’t mean some people can’t handle the truth re: the I love you’s. I just meant I liked your quote re: what you were talking about. I guess that read like I was saying something to you that I wasn’t. haha Sorry for the miscommunication there on my part.
I’m reading YGMCTG, absolutely swooned over The Sub and The Dom and hanging for The Training. I also REALLY loved The Acclimation Diaries – f*ckhawwwwwt!!!!
I just caught up on “Tropic of Virgo”, which I’m sure you’ve spotlighted before. It is the best I’ve ever read–absolute poetry, and sexy even when there are no lemons in the chapter. It made me want to abandon the one I was writing, it was so damned good.
I fully agree on Tropic of Virgo. That thing puts so much to shame. When I read it my writing automatically feels miniscule by comparison. I can’t begin to imagine what it’s like in that girl’s head.
Edward Wallbanger has been updated!!! Yippeee!!!
Yes, I just read that one. I have one word for you: “oonie”. I’m getting that tattooed on my–well, you know.
tiffanized.
hehehhehhehe. Oonie…..ya ya I know. Just finished Wallbanger. Bang me Rob.
Must find new story that’s completed. Perv Debbo must have lemons… lol
debbo
Tiff….”Oonie” tatooed on your ****? Need a visual of that one, girl….LOL!
Can’t wait for “The Training”….Dom & Sub are two of my favs…..
Wow, one of the first posters… I’m usually in bed by this time of night dreaming of Rob *le sigh*
Which is where I’m headed, incidentally, cuz i can barely keep my peepers open… will have to catch these in the morning
Thanks JAG 
I’m completely engrossed in “Dark Side of the Moon” and “Cocktails and Dreams”.
I wish the authors would hurry up and post the new chapters!
Especially loving “Dark Side of the Moon” and have recommended it to my friends – I’ve always thought that if Stephenie never finished “Midnight Sun”, a good alternative would be “New Moon” from Edward’s POV – how was he coping with his decision, what did he do, where did he go other than South America?
I just love it!!
BTW, I posted this on yesterday’s post, I was pimping my own blog
But I’m sure that a lot of you ladies missed it so please go check it out 
I’ve made lots of changes just since this morning, so go have a looksie and let me know what you think… 
http://blogmeblind.wordpress.com/
ps Leisha, you are too funny girl lol
pps, I have all my favorite blogs listed under my links (including this one)
Hey guys,
Folks on twitter are saying Rob’s at a KINGS OF LEON concert in Vancouver tonight. Private suite. Lucky him.
debbo
Judging by some of the pics out there this a.m. Kristen was the lucky girl! Very cosy!
I’d like to BANG Rob’s wall. ……
I’m reading the new chapter of EDWARD WALLBANGER.
I read it up to where it cut off a long time ago….finally a new chapter. I could use my wall banged. Rob where are you? Guess he has his hands full. I’m afraid he may be to busy to visit us and that’s a sad thing cause lots of ladies here miss him. Lady love wants attention I guess. How can we measure up to real flesh? LOL Miss him though, don’t you?
Off to read new chapter of EDWARD WALLBANGER. I do hate reading stories that aren’t finished yet. Yup fluffyliz that is so true…..I always feel like I’m waiting to CUM waiting for those stories to finally end. arghhhhhhhh
debbo
have you read or suggested emanciapation proclamation by kharizzmatik?
really great story and a hot, and i mean F*CKHAWT, edward.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5180793/1/
Ok….read the new chapter of Edward Wallbanger. If they don’t start fucking soon I’m gonna scream. LOL
Ok, now I have to decide which story to read next. I’d LIKE to read one that’s done since it makes me crazy to wait…..for new chapters. How do you guys read stories unfinished? I’m like..>>DO IT ALREADY! lol
Ok, I’m between DOM, SUB, THE OFFICE. Which one was it FluffyLiz recommended to me that she said was DONE? Hmmmm.
That reminds me, I had that video of Rob stuck in my head all the way home. Do you remember the interview he did in the UK, or at least by a london interviewer? And she was asking him favorite this and that and he would take his time in between answers and go…mmmmmmm. mmmm mmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm. That just turns me on SO MUCH I can’t stand it. MUST GO WATCH AGAIN. Sexy, sensual, musical almost. Such a blissful sound. Like a sound after cuming…..when you have finished gasping for air and have laid down in sweet peaceful released contentment. And the sheets feel so good and you hold each other and then he makes that sound…mmmm mmmm mmmmm mmmm mmm mmmm GAWD. THUD. Fuck me now. I can’t take it. I love to hear Rob talk.
I WISH he’d make a video of himself reading something. That would be such a lovely gift to the ladies of the world. I guess that won’t happen, but I dream about it. How about some poetry Rob? Just kill me now cause it won’t come. Another dream left unsatisfied where Rob is concerned. But oh they are lovely dreams. For sure. Rob never let’s me down in my dreams.
And I wake up with the biggest smile. hehehe
love,
debbo
Debbo
You would like The Office if you are looking for fuckhawtness ala Robward/KBella style. That shizz is HOT!
IS EVERYBODY READING FUCKING FAN FIC? Or is everybody getting laid but me?
pant pant pant pant pant. Sigh.
Where is everyone?
debbo
No, I’m not getting laid, (unfortunately), and I usually leave my fanfic for my guilty pleasure late at night with a glass of wine and some chocolate…..hang on! Maybe that’s why I’m not getting laid! How sad, when the fantasy of sex with someone you’ll never meet is more exciting than the thought of getting out in RL and finding someone who’ll can never possibly match up…..
“TROPIC of Virgo” fan fic does sound nice. I love good writing. Anyone out there have the link to that fan fic? Please?
Tropic of Virgo is in Raors twiporn library – just a click away….
jochiify,
THANK YOU. I didn’t know where it was.
I just read first chapter of “Submissive”. NAH….think I’m more the “DOM’ type. LOL Pass for now on those two and go for a well written story….”Tropic of Virgo” it IS then.
Thanks ….
debbo
Yeah, I’m with you, sooooo much better from Domward’s pov, I’ve been hearing so much about The Office that I’ve finally found it and favourited it for later… but if you want something really enjoyable try the Acclimation Diaries – the bits that Stephenie Meyers didn’t have the balls to include!
I love “The Office!” do you think there will be more chapters? Read “Acclimation Diaries”, too…..like that one as well. Wait, seems like I’m reading lots of TwiPorn these days, and no, I’m no getting laid either (damn!)…..
Edward/Rob with the cuff does it for me! I think I might be able to go “Sub” to his “Dom”, too…..teehee……
I’d force myself to as well! I’d quite fancy a little spanky hanky panky with Domward!
OK, registered to read “Tropic of Virgo”.
Feel like going to YouTube and watching/listening to some PEARL JAM first. Eddie Vedder just turns me on and since we all listed our top 5 sexy men, he’s resurfaced in my brain again. GAHHHH. So much passion when he sings. SO SEXY. GAHHHH
Yep, that top five list got me all hot and bothered about my original vamphottie, David Boreanaz, I’m so up for making a new vid about him now – it’s quite hard to get inspired at the moment! My Robvids have always had a bit of a twist, its always been easy to find something funny to say about him, but at the moment, to make one of my ‘usuals’ just feels like kicking a dog when its down, I’m all up for taking the piss, but I just can’t do it about any of his current situations. Maybe I’m just getting soft….
jochiify….PLEASE send “Angel/David” vid when you finish….I was totally obsessed with him before I was Robsessed!
OK….CHECK THIS OUT…..
Pearl Jam LIVE on Letterman. LIVE BABY. KICKS ASS. Saturday night!!!!!
Gettin wound up for some sexy FAN FIC. Man, I always forget how great this band is…..still around too. Sorry it’s off topic..but it IS saturday night/sunday morning. albeit 4:00 am. LOL Anybody partying? Some of us have to make our own parties. I don’t know many people who keep my hours. LOL ALways was a loner any way I guess…. Dig this video. WOOOOO EDDIE VEDDER-SEXY!!!!
debbo
OK….been watching a series of Pearl Jam stuff from a live WEBCAST was taped at the Letterman theatre. MAN….this has me wound up, so I’ve decided to read “DOMWARD”. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH
Just one more little kitties.WOOF. DAMN Eddie Vedder is sexy. Band kicks ass.
OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OK, I’m outa here. No more posting till tomorrow. Gonna go read “domward” Hope I surface in a week. LOL
debbo
Debbo, Pearl Jam are performing two hours away from where I am now in a couple of weeks time, you’ve almost got me convinced I should make the effort and go! A few of my friends are….
jochiify, So DO IT. Go to the Pearl Jam concert. Nothing better in the world than LIVE MUSIC. People are forgetting how fucking great it is to feel ALL THAT ENERGY IN THE ROOM not only from the band but the response from the people. I remember when I was young and went to rock concerts I was so blown away by all the lighters and how everybody was on the SAME PAGE and I could FEEL IT ALL (I’m too sensitive to “things”) and it just took me SKY HIGH naturally. Back then people would pass things too, lol. They don’t do that any more I guess. LOL
Hell, people brought BONGS back then….lol. My how times have changed.
YES, go see pearl jam. His emotions and passion and angst and heart will BLOW YOUR MIND from his vocals alone and the band just KICKS ASS. If you don’t believe me, watch that second video and listen to the audience. On the second song the WHOLE AUDIENCE is singing the intro with him and it’s this PURE, BEAUTIFUL, CHORUS EFFECT and it’s such a WARM, LOVING, RICH SOUND. Put headphones on so you can hear it. NOW THAT’S MUSIC! THAT’S PASSION. That’s EMOTION raw and laid out like an open flower. BEAUTIFUL. Grown men, letting their feelings out. A WHOLE ROOM of guys all spread open like a flower. How often do you see that? That’s why I like to go see bands that mostly MEN like to go hear…..(I’m a tomboy gal anyway), to see all that release from these men from the music alone, just TURNS ME ON. LORDY.
GOD what would we do without music?
When authors elaborate in such detail, it just pulls you in so deeply you don’t realize the sun has gone down and you’ve read all damned day, those are the kinds of authors I adore. But different strokes, different folks. What turns one on, may not turn another on. That’s why there is no such thing as bad fan fic I guess. Nobody should judge other’s choices. Live and let live. We all are different and that’s a BEAUTIFUL thing. The beauty of individuality.
sigh
debbo
Where to begin…….my total faves of the moment are The Office (natch) and Mr Horrible which is amazing, I’m posting the link, because I love it so much and want to share the love which you http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4953962/1/, so eagerly awaiting updates on those. Hurry tby789 and algonquinrt!! I’m dying over here!
Other recommendations are Pen Pals which I started last night….Edward and Bella met 12 years ago on holiday wrote each other for 4 years but Edwards letters suddenly stopped…Bella starts a new job at Cullen Inc, will they recognise each other and what will happen……
The Curse Of Fame, Beautiful Stranger, Dark Side of The Moon,Blood and Lust and of course Edward Wallbanger which has just updated, so I’m off to read!
Ditto on Mr Horrible. It is funny and so f*ckawesome! I love it almost as much as Rob… Almost.
*Scrolls past…then registers the sight of 007RobOscar…scrolls back up*
Hey Annie! *wink*
How you doin’?
Smooch!
The Office is my absolute favourite! Can’t stop reading it again and again. It won a Belly for “plot you wish you came up with” and I do soo much agree with this! Arghhhh!! Can’t wait for the update!
I read Sub&Dom as well and I was really surprised about myself because I LOVED it! Even if I imagined Domward’s looks a lot different than Edward’s…more muscles…hmmm
What should I read this evening??
@Gali….Mr Horrible without a doubt….link in my comment above!
I love THE OFFICE. I’m dying for a new chapter. I just can’t wait! Seriously…I need It!
And now I’m wondering what should I start? Maybe You Get Me Closer To God. I think I’ll read that one.
Robsfirst,
Do it!!! Read You Get Me Closer To God!!! Its fantastic!!! Don’t forget to review for our SpunkMe!!!!
REVIEWS = LOVE = MORE CHAPTERS!!!!
<3
Leisha – you’re such a spunkmewhore! I love it! Love the chocolatepussyeating too! Bahahahahaha!
leisha, definitively, I’ll read it!
And yes, I knew about YGMCTG because I read a lot of messages to SpunkMe here.
You’re right: “REVIEWS = LOVE = MORE CHAPTERS”. Hehe…
Hahaha.
SpunkMeWhore….maybe that can be my new name???
PRLeishaTheSpunkMeWhore hehehe
Come on girls….I need suggestions!!!! FluffyLiz suggested UnLeish’d which I’m kinda liking (a lot.) But need more!!!
SpunkMeWhore?!?!??!?!
GAH! jochiify and leisha! You guys are cracking me up! LMFAO!!!!
Can I call you that from now on? haha Just kidding.
And chocolatepussyeating was quite yummy. haha
“Would you like me to eat that?”~Rob 8)
ya ya ya me likey chocolate game….woof.
Dove’s promises?
Leisha…I like “UnLeish’d”. I don’t see how you can beat that. It’s perfect for u.
and you are a spunkmewhore. LOL Or pimp..or agent. LOL All the same…lol
debbo
Spunk,
You can call me anything you want bb!!!!
Check pge 2 of the comments!!!!!
This is almost a week later, but I just have to put in my 2 cents, and say I LOVE “THE OFFICE!!!!!” Just re-read the last couple of chapters, and I can’t wait for the next one…..HURRY!! PLEASE!
Hey JAG…the link for Nice Catch take you to Intersection.
I love The Office. It is amazing. My favorite. I’m gonna try some of the ones linked here in the post, but I’m still reading Dark side of the moon. I can’t read to much on the computer, I get a headache that way. So it takes some time getting through everything.
OMG twiporn Sunday !!! YAY !!!
I’ve just finished Mr Horrible, LOVED IT
Now reading Into the Mystic…..Good so far
FREAKINWELL loved Just this once…ahhhh, so gorgeous
I’m waiting on some more beautiful bastard, but have recently made a pact with myself to only start completed stories, cause I get so into them, it’s just such a freak out waiting for updates….
can’t do it too myself anymore, so only completed from now on !!!!
Enjoy your Sunday Pattisluts !!
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Hey Kylie, I’m totes with you there, I drive myself nuts waiting for updates! However I still have about 8 unfinished stories in my favourites, I cant help myself!
I’m looking for recs on AH fic, if you have any let me know.
Oh, I forgot to mention: I’m reading The Submissive, and am planning to move on to The Dominant after that. The Submissive is.. not to bad! LOL
Liking you a bit of the Domward? (evil laugh)
Oh yes, I most definitly am!!
Hey Heidi,
so we’re reading the same fan fic, huh? “The dominant”. It’s grown on me, I really love it now. He’s turning me on more with every chapter. LOL
Sometimes you feel like a fuck, sometimes you don’t. Sometimes you prefer love. The Dominant is getting good. what chapter are you on now?
My mom always says if it hasn’t gotten good in the first 150 pages, it’ll never get there…..LOL. So far, these stories GET THERE….and I’m digging the fan fic.
You all have turned another Rob lover into an evil, horny, fan fic loving, obsessive addict of smut. lol And I’m SO ashamed. …….. NOT!
(“The office” is next). Deal.
debbo
debbo
I’m stilling reading The Submissive, but am looking forward to the dominant! At chapter 18 or so on The Sub.
Howdy,
Well I spent all week reading “Wide Awake”, all 52 chapters. Excellent!
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/
You’ve probably all read it already, it seems to have a huge following. I drove DH nuts staying up all night and stuff and didn’t get much done around here. I don’t have new ink in my printer and had to read it all online..
“Bad/Naughty Edward” is always lots of fun. I swear whe was listening to “Bright Eyes”, probably “Pull My Hair” when she was writting it..hehehehe….
Ooops…I meant “She” not “Whe” after the ‘I swear”…
Yeah…so…where is everybody? Bummer..
Hey Lynda, don’t know where you are, but it’s 10.30 pm in Australia and I’m still up, Leisha must have died because shes not on here (God knows if I’d know where to send flowers tho’, lol – somewhere in Sydney) It is very quiet for this time of night…..too quiet…..perhaps they’re all thigh-deep in twi-porn and flopping around by their computers gasping their last! I’ve been popping in and out, reading ‘The Office’ for the first time, I must admit, it’s hard to leave that world sometimes!
Hey Lynda, Hey Jo,
*waves*
I’m not dead!!!! I’m here!!! But flowers would be lovely anyway, thank you!!!
Hey Leisha, ****waves frantically***
I’m so glad you’re not dead! Thought you might have expired after reading the new YGMCTG chapter!!!! God know, my knickers did! lol
Just as a totally random comment, don’t you just wet when you refresh, and you’re instantly looking straight into those eyes on the banner? Kills me everytime!
Nope, didn’t expire. And I’m past the point of trying to keep my knickers on!! Its just cheaper and easier to keep ‘em off!!!
How good is SpunkMe??? YGMCTG is fuckhawt!!!!
Did you hear that everyone??? Go read SpunkMe’s You Get Me Closer To God!!!!! It’s jizztastic!!! Super sexy!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5070334/1/You_Get_Me_Closer_To_God
REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!!!!!
Yes, I can see you rolling your eyes at me Jo!!! I am such a SpunkMeWhore!!! But I have to earn my keep as her PR gal!!!!
No, I never roll my eyes! I just think that in your next life you will be rewarded every morning with the sight of a naked Rob (except for the cuff of course!)sitting on the side of your bed, asking if there’s anything he can do for you…
***mental image beginning in 3…2….1….*gone* ****
So you keep racking up those brownie points girls, ’cause you’re goin’ straight to Robheaven!
Oh God…..
Naked Rob with the cuff, sitting on the side of my bed, doing anything I want to me…….over, and over, and over, and over again….
Is it getting hot here? Kill me now!!! I want to go straight to RobHeaven!!!!
GAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t think straight!!!! Or breathe!!!! I.CAN’T. BREATHE….
I think I’m quite close to Robheaven – reading ‘The Office’ (going back and forward) and GAAHHHH!!!! I am in my happy place…..Yeeeeesssssss!
Where do I go to put my resume in? I really need a boss like that!
Jo,
The Office is adjnjadcnoadc…..
Beautiful Bastard…panty ripping….Definately RobHeaven….I wanna submit my resume too!!!
Jeeeezuzzzzzz…..I’m back…..’ON YOUR KNEES!’ In the stairwell….what would you give for that moment? Probably my first-born! lol
I want…NEED…a boss like that, too!! Can’t wait the evening to come, to relax on my sofa, some candle light…and to escape into The Office-World…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
“EXPECT ANOTHER BILL ARSEHOLE!” Robalmighty, I’m lovin’ this….and now a quick clean-up and on to chapter 4…..
@ Jochiify: Chap. 4 and 5 are my favourites!! You definately need more clean-ups…:-D …*just remembering it leaves me…rrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar*
*****GASP****I**CAN’T**STOP**READING!*****
SAVE YOURSELVES! DON’T ENTER ‘THE OFFICE’! ***AND**I’M**GONE!
***thuuuuuuuuD!***
It is amazing, isn’t it?
The Office.. is the best. By far. NOTHING i have read, had me “on my knees” like that! Jeeez.. Its just fantastic. And I NEED a new chapter! NOW!
I kept reading, and reading and reading – 4 a.m. I got to the end of the last posted chapter of ‘The Office’ – eyeballs hanging much? But it was SOOO worth it. Man, that shit is haaaawwwwtttt!!! Doesn’t hurt when you have that mental image of Rob happenin’ tho’ does it? D.I.E.D.
P.S. Which of course stands for ‘Damn It Edward, DOWN!’
uhhhhhhh DEFINITELY going to read “THE OFFICE” next. Ultimate “f*ckhawt” huh? Lord have mercy…..don’t know how you can beat “YGMCTG” but hey, I’m game…..bring it on….. Is it a one towel or a two towel fan fic? I’ve got all week. Let me finish domward and I’m into “the office”…..I’m not wearing the female “suit” and carrying a briefcase though and MY hours are NOON to 8:00 pm only. LOL hahaha
I’ve had to change my laptop’s display to 640 x 480 though. Lowered the brightness too and changed the background to black, with white text. I had to spread out sentences too or I was going to go fucking blind reading this all night in bed on the lapper. If I hadn’t changed it, my eyes would have blurred so badly I couldn’t focus and I was in a GREAT PART WHERE I SO NEEDED TO KEEP READING. ….lol…pant pant pant. I don’t want to print it out. I like reading in the dark on the laptop in bed with just it on. BUt changing the display settings has helped A LOT.
You guys must be going blind. I’m not dragging my big iMac into the bedroom either. LOL It’s all setup for music sequencing with my keyboard. Can’t.
But no other way cause I don’t want to print it out. I guess that’s what you guys do…
debbo
Darkside!!!!!
Can we get all the books written from Edwards pov?
or…..Rob’s POV? hehehhhehehe
Hey Lynda – I’m new to this site, went to your lkink for “Wide Awake” but want to start with the 1st chapter … is there an index?
I agree Shirlee… I got confused with the layout of the story… so gave up
Look to the left, and scroll down. There you can see links to all the chapters.
That’s the main page, all the links are there, they are titled like names of cookies. left column at the bottom, all numbered, 1 through 52. It’s possibly one the best I’ve read, Bella and Edward are 17 year old high school students with tragic pasts and lots of against and emotional/mental damage, find eachother and find out they can help eachother. I think it could be a book on it’s own if she hadn’t used Stephanie’s characters, it’s that well written. I started it and couldn’t stop reading. It builds up and takes awhile before we get to the lemons, but when we do…ho boy! It’s written in both Bella’s POV and Edwards, quite equally. Caution..Edward has a filthy mouth…:) Hang on, I’ll link it to start at the first chapter so you can go from there and hit next chapter at the bottom..
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/699.html
Shirlee- Start here…
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/699.html
Last week I read “Ten Easy Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire of a Boyfriend” …Jeez it was Sizzling
This week I have been reading “Same Time Next Year” A Lovely story, very Romantic and worth reading
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4821242/1/Same_Time_Next_Year
Last night I finished up “Eight Years Later” and Cried so hard at the end.. I couldn’t see the pages lol
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4428342/1/
This has nothing to do with Rob or fanfic or anything, I just have to say it: In nine days I am leaving for Italy with four friends!! (all girls, and four out of five love Twilight and Rob. We are planning on brainwashing the fifth one. LOL) We are staying for four days! I am so EXCITED!!
Staying five days, I meant.
Half your luck! You definitely have to find ‘that’ doorway under the clock in wherever the hell it was, take some photos then photoshop, photoshop, photoshop! Bahahahahaha! Don’t forget to take your laptop, show your 5th Robvirgin friend some happy snaps and she’ll be on her knees with the rest of us in no time at all!
Robvirgin…haha..sounds good!!
We’re staying near Montepulciano, so we’ll definitely take some photos where the scenes were shot! We talked about renting a yellow porsche too, but thats hard to find. LOL AND we would have big problems getting five girls AND their luggage to fit in it! My iPhone is stacked with RomeRob, so she’ll be his slave forever by the time we return home. *evil laugh*
There are a few stories that I am awaiting updates on and they are:
The Office(who doesn’t love Beautiful Bastard?)
The List
The Ritual
Reunion
Nothing Left To Lose
I have read Stiches and Scars and I definitely recommend it. I also recommend Intimate ties(and it’s sequel Bound & Broken), Resisting Edward(and Seducing Edward), and I’ll Be Your Lover Too.
I have read the List … excellent story. The story is completed.. so I thought I would just let you know
Right now I’m reading nothing because I’m in between stories, but I’m waiting, like others, on Tropic of Virgo. I’m also about to read the latest update from Edward Wallbanger and Cocktails & Dreams. All great fics!
Put your hand up if you’ve read SpunkMe’s You Get Me Closer To God? And Put your hand up if you think it’s a fucktastic story???
http://pattinson-italia.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=1364&fullsize=1
My, my…what long fingers you have Rob…
Hell Yeah..Putting my hand up !! And doing a little dance
Go SpunkMe ! Go SpunkMe !! Go SpunkMe !!!
By the look of that twinkle in his eye, I think he has read it…..
lmao!
<3
SpunkMe….this keeps up, you’ll have to pay Leisha an agent’s commission.
Debbo,
I don’t need an agent’s commisson.
I’m quite happy whoring for Spunk for free!!!
Leisha, unLeish’d…..That is one hot F*ing fingerPorn pic, and I’m now leaving to go change my pantiews! *Poof*….haven’t seen that one before. Leish, are you a FingerPorn girl? You srue come up with the great pics!!!
I’m reading “Warmth” right now….just a random one I saw, and I actually like it so far!
Did everyone see the pics of Rob and Kstew from the Kings of Leon concert? Very, very interesting! After reading all this TwiPorn, it’s hard for me to think of them NOT together…..
Hi Sus!!!
Great photo, huh?? I love me a bit of FingerPorn. And any RobPorn from the ToePorn to the SexHairPorn….Everything in between…and I mean EVERYTHING!!!!
Oh nice! Goofy face expression..but hey, we love goofy Rob!
I went on a vacation to a family owned lake house where we deliberately decided not to have internet….So I had to print out the FF I was interested in reading..Some are finished..Some are unfinished all are great !!
*sigh* I used to read books, but now I only read FF…
So here are my recommendations..
1. The Office (I cannot say enough about this and the Beautiful Bastard. I have read many Edwards, but this characterization is he best). The Beautiful Bastard is arrogant, beautiful and so is Bella…She is strong. They both fight the attraction tooth and nail, but the lemons and the emotion is so beautiful. Chapter 16 especially. I had a million things to do the day it was updated because I had to leave on vacation, but I read it anyway and reviewed it…It deserves to be made into a movie !!! So beautiful !!! it can stand alone…
2. The Mirrors…Fantasy..
3. The Man in the Golden Mask.
4. The Dominant and the Submissive…I have hesitated to read this because of BDSM…Lots of it..But I wish I had been more open minded before….Some things may make people uncomfortable truthfully. Especially Bella being punished. But it is a great read.
5. The List …Twilight should be this great !!! If anyone read the Twilight series and felt that things could have been well written and well explored, well the List is the answer…Parts will make you cry !! And yes, lemons too..major lemons…
6. Creature of Habit
7. Stitches and Scars
8. The Blessing and the Curse
9. Bare
10. Behind Enemy lines (Difficult to read at times)
11. Same Time next year..
And last but not least..a major shout out to our own SpunkMe’s
You Get Me closer to God..
Whether you are comfortable with the whole Robsten thing or not, highly recommended…Substitute any name, heck substitute yourself in it if it makes you uncomfortable….But highly recommended..
*Spoiler* You will recognize people you sort of Eknow…One is JAG…Curious ?? Check it out !!!.
Mmab, if you like these you’ll like Shadowboxer by noblodnofoul .
Mmab
Your vacay sounded nice. Although, I would have been twitching in withdrawls without the internet. Hopefully you enjoyed it though and had a nice rest. At least you took the printed fan fics with you to read. That’s always a great idea.
Oh and to second Annie. Yes, HIGHLY recommend Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul. LOVE IT! Last chap coming soon. Sad it is ending. *snifle sob* And if she kills off Robward, I will be seriously mad. She wouldn’t really do that would she? Annie?
Annie and SpunkMe,
Thanks for the recommendation..So many FF’s..So little time *sigh*
SpunkMe,
You deserve a good review…I am just getting back into the swing of things…Shall review thoroughly like it deserves..!! Mostly tomorrow or sometime this week…But short review..OMFG SpunkMe !! You ROCK !!!
And yes ungrateful me tapping my feet again looking for updates !!
Made me a believer
Oh! No problem. I know you’re good for a review when you have time. And thanks again! You rock too! Smooch! haha. And tappin’ your foot is fine. Let me put on some music for you. haha. Seriously, Rob is worn out after that and so am I. Give me a little time please. FYI, my outline calls for 20 chapters and then maybe a 2nd “book” after that. We’ll see. But we are almost 1/2 way through now. Many pre-production activities on YGMCTG behind the scenes in the meantime. What did that foil say…
“Patience is a virtue.”
“Good advice.” ~Rob
<3 you.
Shirlee and venussleeping!
Link for Wide Awake http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/
Index for all the chapters is on the left sidebar
Thank you Annie
Nothing to do with FF but everything to do with RobPorn!! Went to a record store today and they had a Rob picture book…..I am usually very careful of letting on about my Robsession in public, however I was on my own so I thought I would take a peek……the book was full of RomeRob pics and I lasted about 5 pages before I had to put the book down or combust! Getting hot and bothered in the middle of HMV not good! These books should come with a warning!! Anyways I had a good chuckle at myself….I know now that I am most definitely a nutbar!
Dammit, I’m so fucking behind on my updates & I have so much on my plate. But I feel like a bad e-wifey b/c I haven’t read SpunkMe’s fic. First off, I have an aversion to Rob fics in general. Secondly, I’m not a big Robsten person, I just kind of don’t like the idea of them together, but whatever makes Rob happy makes me happy. So, I might just whip out my V-card and cut it up on both (Rob & Robsten fic virgin)…..Lord, give me the strength. First, I have to get the time, and currently, I have none. *tear*
Anywho, not posting the link b/c sadly they’re fucking papper shots, but Rob looked good in his Stoli tee at the concert & I’ll be damned if he didn’t look smokin’ in a damn red/orange-ish shirt. Yum!
Oh, and he also seemed to be having a great time at the concert. I hope that seeing the pap shots doesn’t taint the wonderful time he seemed to be having. He seemed to have some beers beside him, I pray this was the little bit of fun he should be having. He’s 23 for fucks sake. Alright, yep, back to cleaning.
I definitely saw the fluched cheeks….defo Drunk Rob last night! And what better gig as well….Kings of Leon are awesome live band, the best actually.
Haven’t seen the pics of Rob yet at kings of Leon concert but will look for them. SO GLAD he got wasted and went to a live concert. GOOD FOR HIS SPIRIT. He kinda has been needing that “release” if you ask me any way…but what do I know? WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN KINGS OF LEON TOO. Great band. sigh….
As to robsten, Rob fan fic. To each his own. I’m starting to open up to edward/bella fan fic and am enjoying it, so give the other a try. Like the lady said, substitute names if you have to, make it Merlene and billy bob. HAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH. Sorry, stupid me.
If you don’t read “YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD” you are missing OUT! KILLER.
You guys have me really turned on to read “THE OFFICE”. ALl I hear is how great it is…..so I’ll put that on the list next AFTER I finish “the dominant’. I’m still holding out for some eventual love and affection after we get through all the chains and whips and shit. LOL I think it’s funny actually….. However, when they said DOM, I thought it was going to be BELLA doing the dom. HAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAH OH WELL< it's still sick sexy. But still not as good as "You get me closer to god".
Sorry I got fucking sexual emotional again. I can't hold it in. dammit.
After you read all these sexy fan fics, how can you all be so calm? I'm like climbing the walls wound up crazy like I've been to a rock concert and have to hose down the place. Guess you guys just have a mellower sex experience than I do. Whatever. Everybody is entitled to their own choices, expressions and tastes.
Freedom of speech is a great thing. Be yourself. Share what you love about the fan fics you are reading. It opens us all up to following your lead to new fan fics we haven't touched upon yet. That's the beauty of JAG…she OPENS US UP to share based on common passions. LOVE IT. LOVE YOU GUYS TOO.
Leisha did you go to sleep?
debbo
debbo
I’m with ya, Christina… I’m not a big Robsten fan either and I didn’t like the canoodling I saw… hmmm…
But yes, still looked SMOKIN’ HOT, gotta love him… very YUM
Wow. Just saw the pics from KoL, and hmm.. They look mighty comfy.. If they are not together, I will be very surprised! They are leaning into eachother the whole time, and talking to eachother, it actually looks like they are ONLY talking to eachother, not the others. And for those who speculate in KStew and TayTay, well, he was sitting on the other side og Nikki, and and didn’t even look in their direction.
About it beeing pap-pics.. Well, it didn’t look like they were bothered, and they ARE at a public event, so they are aware of the risk of being caught on tape.
Debbo: My solution to the feelings the fanfic is giving me, is to go and **** the brains out of my BF LOL
So no wallclimbing here, i get a release.. :blush:
About fanfic and Robsten and all.. I like YGMCTG, but I had to stop reading it. ‘cuz in my head, the language used in the story, is not a language I can hear Rob using.. So, great story, but I would have to change the names to be able to read it. Rob is so articulate. I don’t see him using the word f*ck all the time.
yeah the insanely jealous side of me (lol) hopes it’s maybe just a marketing ploy… keep up the rumors (“even if it’s something bad, it still has them talking about you” kind of mentality…?) but yeahhh my common sense side has serious doubts… especially after seeing those pics… grrr…
I’m not against him having a gf… I just don’t like the idea of it being her… *sigh*
Christina
*GASP*
*JAW DROP*
WHAT?! *said in Rob’s high pitched voice
You are going to read it??!! I can’t believe it! Seriously. I can’t. I know you don’t like Rob with Kristen. I am shocked, but happy that you will give it a try and see. You can still be my e-wifey even if you don’t read it or like it. You might like Rob in his cuff though *wink*. I’d be honored to deflower you and take your PattinPorn/RobstenPattinPorn V-card. *fake lezzy lick*
LMAO! You prayed to the Lord for herlp. I prayed for you too…that you could handle and maybe like it…or not..it’s ok either way.
And he looked yummy in his Stoli shirt. How convienent to whip that out again now! haha.
He did look quite happy in the pics at the concert. That was really nice! Good for him!
HeidiForReal
Hey, sorry you didn’t like that aspect of the characterization of Rob. I really try to put as much of him as I have observed/read about into his personality in the story. As for his language, I based it on this eye witness account that said they overheard him at the table in Cannes dropping the f-bomb A LOT.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Laura_perspective_on_the_terrace_at_the_du_Cap_and_Robert_Pattinson_at_amfAR_in_Cannes_on_Thursday_n.aspx
I tend to believe that. Yes, he is well spoken in public/interviews, but when he is by himself with friends, etc., I think he has no problem letting go as a young guy and letting the language be what it is in YGMCTG. But hey, if it makes you uncomfortable it is ok not to read it. There are so many fics out there to choose from if you don’t like mine.
Heidi,
Well, unless I drag the mailman in off the street, I’m in trouble. No boyfriend here. Sigh. What a fucking drag….. Be thankful for the BF. Some of us are stuck with batteries only. LOL
Isn’t there an interview where Rob and Kristen both say FUCK in it? Rob is definitely an “F bomb” dropper……
But see Rob however you want to see him Heidi. That’s the joy of FF I think. We can pick and choose our Robs/Edwards. That’s SO COOL. Everybody has a take….or a fantasy. LOVE THIS STUFF.
You fan fic writers are SO COOL.
Debbo
Yes there is an interview where he says fuck…actually “fucking” I had that in the back of my mind too, but when I read the account of overhearing him say it over and over, that’s what solidified it for me that our pervy boy has a dirty mouth. Very fucking dirty. *wink*. Oh and that interview also he talks about being a TOOL, just a BIG HARD TOOL, and at the mention of no bed in his room…just having sex with Bella in her room. haha. He can Come while he dirty pervs in my ear anytime. *wink*
SpunkMe: Oh, make no mistake, I LIKE your story, I just couldn’t read it, ‘cuz it just felt “wrong” with the language and all. I’m working on it, though LOL.
It’s probably because I’m a Norwegian, and not used to that kind of language. Or that kind of dirtytalking. I’m more used to descriptive talking.. Uhmm.. Hard to explain.. I AM used to the word fuck, and fucking, and the use of it in the day to day conversations. Just not used while having sex.
God, I hope I didn’t offend you. I would hate that, ‘cuz I think you’re awesome! And very good at writing fanfic! Keep up the good work! As you see, most peolpe can’t get enough of it
I’m just weird, I guess.
Just saw the pics of Rob at the Kings of Leon concert last night. HE LOOKS SO HAPPY listening to the music. HE so loves Kings of Leon. Don’t you just LOVE TO SEE THAT MAN HAPPY?
Whatever the deal is…..they are close. It’s beautiful man. He looks so HAPPY. When he’s happy, I think we all are happy cause we want that for him if we love him. that’s all that matters, isn’t it guys?
debbo
Yes, I loved seeing him smiling and drinking and having fun. It looked like he had a blast, and I hope thats the fact too!
I agree, happy to see him happy doing whatever it is that makes him….well, happy!!
I POSTED THIS ON THE SECOND PAGE but thought it was better to put it up here too……
We all come from different views….like black and white worlds.
but…
I’m on chapter 19 in “The dominant” and it occurs to me that there’s a part in there that we should all consider……
THE GREY AREA. The grey area for all of RaoR is that we all LOVE ROB. Simple as that. That’s all that matters.
Fucking TwitFuck! *pissed*
Hey Ladies:
Did everybody notice that the whole cast of EC went to a concert last night. I was just at Robsessed and saw some pictures. Everybody looked to be having a blast.
I’m a little late getting here today, RL kept getting in the way.
I’ve completely read The Sub & The Dom and loved them both. The Dom was better, however I’ve started re-reading them a chapter at a time each. First a chapter from The Sub the exact chapter from The Dom. It’s a hellava lot better that way and that Edward could Dom me anytime. Whoa.
Would somebody please tell me what the hell Lemons are? Everybody talks about Lemons in the stories, what are you guys referring to? I feel a little stupid here not knowing.
I need to go check out all the vids from yesterday.
Can anyone suggest some more FF that is not Robsten. I can deal okay with Edward/Bella. I just can’t stand Robsten, since I don’t believe in them and I don’t think Kristen is good enough or pretty enough for Rob.
Hugs
r1l
Well if you want Real Good Bella and Edward..
Read the Office…Highly, Highly, Highly recommended !! Cannot say enough about it !!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4871509/1/The_Office
The List
It is on http://www.twilighted.net (you need to create a login for this site)
Beyond Borders
Bella is an international Aid worker and Edward is a POW…
Mirrors
Edward and Bella see each other growing up in a magical mirror and meet each other when they step into the mirror….and one day the mirror breaks
how their lives change until they discover each other is the rest of the story
When Fiction Becomes reality
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4705709/1/When_Fiction_Becomes_Reality
Bella is a best selling author who writes about her first love Edward who is now a movie star…and who is now going to play himself on screen when Bella’s story is turned into a movie…
The Dominant and the Submissive (BDSM) Edward as the dominant and Bella is his submissive..read the submissive first !!
As for Lemons they are another word for smut !!!
r1l
Lemons = sex! Don’t ask me why, no idea what lemons have to do with rumpy pumpy, but there you go! You just need to know that if it says lots of lemony goodness, then there’s going to be shedloads of sex!
R1L – I’m not 100% sure on the lemon thing – but try this –
Stand in front of a mirror with half a lemon in your hand and then suck it. Look at your expression. Your cheeks are sucked in, your breath catches, your eyes are wide and watery, right? You just experienced a lemon… the lemons in fanfic are the same, but without the crap taste left in your mouth after!!! LOL
Did I get that right girls?
hahahhahhahhahahahhah.
You guys crack me up.
Robs1lover,
Everyone is entitled to an opinion. Please do not think I am saying that when I say this…
At the risk of sounding preachy I would like to say this to you and anyone else who does not believe in Robsten or thinks Kristen is good enough or pretty enough for Rob…and I hope I do not offend anyone by saying this…
I am a fan of Rob who wants him to be happy among all the craziness that is his life. And one thing I have seen on you tube interviews is how he wore his heart of his sleeve for Kristen. I think that, many people may not..That’s ok. People do not have to believe in Robsten or like Kristen…It is their POV. Nothing I am going to say is to change anyone’s view.
But where I think we as fans overstep our bounds is people saying Kristen is not good enough or pretty enough for Rob. Who are we to say who is good enough for Rob. She is a good actress. See ‘Speak’. And dedicated enough that she cut her hair for the Runaways to play Joan Jett. Who among today’s actresses will do that…Jennifer Aniston ? Megan Fox ? Jessica Alba ? I think not.
I have a problem with fans analyzing things to see if Robsten is true. That is why I choose not to read tabloids or gossip or papp pictures if I think they are taken in private moments. I think that is disrespectful.
I also think it is disrespectful when fans of Rob trash Kristen by saying she is not good enough for Rob. We come across as selfish and delusionally wanting Rob for ourselves as many people accuse fans especially adult women fans of Rob. I know NO RAOR girl is like that.
We as fans do not have to like Kstew or think she is pretty or believe in Robsten.
What we have no RIGHT to say is that she is not good enough for Rob. If Rob thinks she is good enough for him, that should be ok. We do not know her. He knows her. Big difference.
We are RAoR girls. We are girls who are true fans of Rob. And I like to think all of us will be happy for him regardless of whom he chooses to be with, even Paris Hilton. I think Paris Hilton is a whore especially after her pictures in Cannes, but if Rob chooses to be with her, I will be happy for him and not trash her because she makes him happy.
Rob has indirectly given me so much fun like RAoR and JAG and fantasies and FF. The least I think we can as fans do in return is not trash the girl he likes regardless of whether we think she is good for him or not.
Like we do not like other’s evaluating our husband’s or boyfriend’s especially strangers let us give Rob that respect. With whoever he chooses to be with. And wish him happiness.
Right on!
@made me a believer: Well said!
M.M.A.B. – I was with you right up till ‘Paris Hilton’ – don’t get me wrong, I’d like our boy happy too, but somehow the thought of him and P.H. is just wrong, wrong, wrong! I have my limits! LOL
MMAB
Totally agree with your sentiments. I’ve always been a bit sceptical of Robsten, although starting to lean more towards it being a reality, especially after seeing Rob goose her at ComCon (well, that’s what it looked like!), but regardless of whether it’s true, if Rob is into Kristen, who are we or anyone else to say that she’s not good enough. I think she’s a strikingly attractive girl, not in a false, Hollywood way, but in a very real way, plus she’s smart, talented and independent and would be a worthy foil for someone like Rob, who needs a woman to be more than pretty and compliant. He needs a woman who will challenge and excite him and he clearly is a huge fan of her work, even without the physical attraction, and even if they aren’t lovers they are obviously really good friends – and when friendship becomes a love affair it often leads to the best and most lasting relationship. If they are in love I wish them nothing but the best.
As you said it is my opinion and you’re right nothing you say can change that. My reasons are simple, Nikki was or is her BFF and Nikki was going out with Rob for a while, now KS wants to bang him if she gets the chance, so not cool. If she has already been bumping uglies with Rob I BELIEVE it was when she already had a boyfriend, again not cool. Also it’s obvious she is into her POT, look at the pictures in Italy during the photographed lunch and look at Rob’s face and tell me he looks happy.
I never said she wasn’t a good actress. I have seen Speak and I wasn’t impressed. She was better in The Messengers.
I also don’t agree with you about expressing our feeling in regards to what we would like for Rob. It’s obvious that you are a ROBSTEN fan, so be it. However, I’m not and I don’t believe it is true for several reasons that you probably wouldn’t like or agree with. If however, all the ROBSTEN fans can express how excited they are over seeing the two of them together or KS is doing this or the other. Then I believe I should be able to express my feelings regarding them and her also. If I don’t believe she is pretty that is my view. You may think she’s gorgeous, but that is your opinion. When I said I didn’t think she was good enough, it’s because I think he deserves better than a Pothead.
As for Rob looking happy, just look at pictures of him at any time he is not being pressured or hounded by paps, then he always looks happy. The only time he looks unhappy is when he is being stressed.
As for my comments above,it was in regards to FF, I don’t want to read Rob/Kristen stories, that again is my choice.
Also, let me make this known, I have no delusions about meeting, dating, marrying or f*cking Rob. That will never happen, as it will never happen for any of you. That does not change my opinion. I want to see Rob happy like he was with Nina. That’s when he was really happy.
I don’t mean to insult anyone, but I will not be told what I should and shouldn’t think. None of us know what his feelings for KS are, all we can surmise is they are friends. If you have pictures of them making out or in bed together please post them so we can all see. If not then I am going to see them as friends and friends only until there is proof otherwise.
There are a lot of Nonsten fans out there and not every one of them is wanting or believing they can jump Rob’s bones. As you have fantasies about Rob and KS, there are many of us who have fantasies about Rob with other women that we think he would be better with.
I hope you understand, I believe every one is entitled to their opinion, but that also includes me.
r1l
Rob1lover,
Sorry if I came across that I think you are not entitled to your opinion. It was never my intention. Please accept my apologies.
But I feel I have to reply to your post. All that you said about Kstew, except the pot was unproven and based on gossip. If I believe the whole Nikki thing I should subscribe to the Rob is a manwhore theory which means he slept with Emilie, Camille, Megan Fox etc. and Kstew was pregnant with Rob’s baby and heck even Emilie was pregnant..and we do not know if Kstew and her boy friend were together then… Who knows ?? You seem to be judging her character entirely on gossip except the pot thing. And I do not think that is fair. Sorry ! Is Rob a manwhore then like the tabloids suggest??
I was not on the Robsten train until this last week when pictures surfaced.
We are all entitled to our opinions of course. But I like to think we all base it on things other than gossip and tabloids. No one here has to be deliriously happy about the Robsten thing. Most of us hate it and question if Rob seems like he is sleeping with everything based on gossip. Why should we trust the gossip mags then on Kstew and gossip ? Rob is not a saint, but I would say with a modest amount of certainty that had Rob and Nikki slept together, chances are Rob and Kristen would never happen. I don’t think Kstew or Nikki are that stupid. I give them more credit than that. And their friendship would certainly not have survived.
And about Nina, Rob was not hounded by the papps 24/7 then. He had a happier face. I think he was happy in CC and now more than NYC. Could be because this cast is more like family than RM.
Again, you are entitled to your opinion. But I would like to think all of us make up our minds about people Rob included by taking the gossip, tabs everything with a huge amount of reality check.
Sorry to offend anyone and especially you Rob’slover1….
Thanks,
Right! That’s how I feel, she picked Rob to play Edward, we can at least thank her for that because we wouldn’t be here would we?
Besides which, it isn’t any of our business who turns him on, who he dates, who he loves. As long as we get to drool over his super sexiness…YUM!
Rob, love ya! Be happy Babe!
MMAB:
You say all my beliefs are based on gossip, but that is not true. I have seen pics where Rob was out with Nikki , Anna Kendrick and some other guy I didn’t recognize. I’ve also seen pics where him & Nikki are walking to together and when they stop they are standing really close together and she is touching him very possessively, and he has a smile on his face. Plus there are the pics where he went out to dinner with Nikki and his sisters, I’m sure you’ve all seen them. So if we are basing our beliefs that there is a Robsten because of pics from last week. Why not a Robki from those other pics.
When he was with KS last week they went to a concert with his friends, they also stayed at the same hotel. Not in the same room. There was an event going on at that hotel, because even Rachelle was staying there. When he took Nikki out it was with his family. Basically the same as his birthday where his family and all the cast celebrated in Vancouver.
Why is it if he is photoed with KS they are together. If he is photoed with anyone else it’s either BS or they are just friends. That seems a bit one-sided.
I believe when he went out with KS last week it was very simple. They were both in LA and the rest of the cast was in Vancity. They had some down time and hung out together. Rob has said repeatedly he doesn’t really have a lot of friends, with his work schedule he doesn’t have time to make them. So unless he wants to go everywhere alone he gonna hook up with what friends he has.
I don’t believe Rob is a Manwhore. I don’t believe there is any man out there who is. They are simply young healthy men with normal libidos that need release occasionally. A man taking what is so generously offered can not be blamed or named unfairly. If you’re going to blame or name someone do it to the women doing the offering and/or chasing.
As for Emilie, Camilla and Ericka I don’t believe he has been anything but friends with the first two and the last one was a setup that didn’t get her anywhere.
I should also point out, I don’t think for one minute that Rob is a liar. I have to believe him when he says they are just friends, otherwise that is what I am calling him. To be perfectly honest, I believe if Rob really was in love with or had a intimate relationship with KS, I really believe he would admit it. He constantly says he tells everybody everything, that’s one of his worse habits and I honestly don’t think he would care what we fans or Nick or even Summit would think about it. By fans constantly screaming Robsten I think it adds more stress to him and I don’t believe he needs more stress. He constantly keeps saying how all this is strange, bizarre and unreal when he constantly being asked about him and KS. He has even said that back in the beginning of filming Twilight when being interviewed he was joking around about his feeling for KS and the press took him serious. I’ve never seen where he is wearing his heart on his sleeve for KS. I’ve seen him joke around alot and be silly and funny and sarcastic and goofy, but never with his heart on his sleeve.
So as far as a reality check, I’d say we all need to take one. Do we take Rob at his word or do we say he’s a liar with no guts to stand up for himself. That he can be friends with Nikki, but he has to be banging KS, after all he’s been photoed with both. I believe a lot of Robsten fans are fans because that fulfills their fantasy. If they can’t be f*cking him, then he has to be f*cking KS, because they were so good in Twilight together. A modern day Hollywood Romeo and Juliet. After all their male and female so they can’t be just friends. As for the ass grabbing and goosing goes, I’ve had it happen to me by male friends of mine and I’ve even done it back to them, but we are still nothing more than friends. So to me that proves nothing.
Truth be told, I wouldn’t care if he was f*cking a different woman every night. I’d just say atta boy, get it while you can. It would not change my opinion of him, or my admiration and lusty love for his gorgeous self. I will just say again, until there there actual hard evidence that he is f*cking KS to me there is no Robsten. I will not add to that pressure on him or accuse him of lying. I believe Rob, KS, Nikki and the rest of the cast are all really good friends. They are like family and for Rob that’s really good, since his family is all the way in England and he doesn’t get to see them that often.
We are all allowed our opinions and I respect you and yours MMAB. However, I still believe if he had a real thing for KS he’s say so. So I am still NONsten.
Don’t you believe that if Robsten was real that Summit would jump on it so quick it would make heads spin. They would definitely capitilize on that high-dollar market and play it for all it’s worth. I totally believe they would jump on it and ride the hell out of it for every dollar they could get.
Hugs
r1l
I’m with you, girl! I just want him to be happy, and in love, and getting laid, and if it’s with Kristen, that’ fine by me! (As long as it’s not the ho’ Megan Fox, I don’t really care!). I love Rob, and wish he was screwing me, even tho’ I’m an old lady! But since that’s never gonna happen, I love all this fantasy with you ladies, the FanFic, the vids and all the fun!!!