Is Robert Pattinson in your Freebie Five?

Get your sexy ass over here!

Get your sexy ass over here!

Well, he’s for DAMN sure in mine. heehee

I know many of you are married or in relationships so I thought it would be fun to compare our freebie five lists. What’s a freebie five list? today. Well, it’s a list of 5 people that you are allowed to get busy with should the opportunity arise (mind in gutter) with permission of your SO and without repercussions.

First off I should verify that my freebie five is not approved or sanctioned. In fact, no man with me, who knows me, would EVER approve the list, they know I am way too resourceful and wily. heehee

So, after my number one, the rest are in no particular order.

1. Robert Pattinson – oh yea big surprise. Teehee

The other 4 contenders after the frump…

Alright ladies…here they are. Click them to make them bigger.

2. James McAvoy – gah in Atonement loved him.

3. Jim Sturgess – in 21. Clearly I like dorks with accents. LOL

4. Sam Bradley Eric Bana – had to give Sam the axe here because well just because…Eric is very age appropriate & I have a Henry the 8th fantasy I’d like to rock. yep

5. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers Henry Cavill – had to drop JRM, since Rob came along he’s just a little to metrosexual for me. I’ll take Henry, the original Edward Cullen.

I showed you mine ladies, now show me yours ;-)

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434 Responses to Is Robert Pattinson in your Freebie Five?

  1. rae

    I lurk here from time to time. Love Rob. James McAvoy in Becoming Jane is a must!

    • Jennifer

      In No Particular Order- Basically a First Come; First Served kind of thing:

      Johnny Depp
      Robert Pattinson
      Christian Bale
      Sam Rockwell
      Keanu Reeves

      Bring on the SEXY!

  2. leisha

    Ok, seeing as though I don’t have a significant other…..just wanted to say…..

    That Rob photo….damn, that’s fine!!!! Get your sexy ass over here… YES and PLEASE!!!

    crinkly shirt……askdjasdj….

    *THUD*

    • leisha

      But, if I did have….

      1. Robert Pattinson
      2. Rob Pattinson
      3. Beautiful Bastard
      4. Robert Fucking Pattinson
      5. Edward Cullen (aka Robert Pattinson)

      *sigh*

    • addictedtorob

      Leisha

      I like the way your mind works! *wink*

      <3 ya!

    • leisha

      Oh, I’d like to make an amendment too…

      1. Robert Pattinson
      2. DomWard ***amended***
      3. Beautiful Bastard
      4. Robert Fucking Pattinson
      5. Edward Cullen (aka Robert Pattinson)

    • robsexme

      leisha,
      u make my mouth hurt from laughing so hard reading your posts everyday! forget what i wrote … who am I kidding even if I could have any of the others on my list I’d still be thinking of ROB the whole time ….

    • Sus

      Hey, Leish! I’d LOVE to try Domward. Holy sh*t, I love that FanFic!!!!

    • jochiify

      Domward – mmmmm….did someone mention a riding crop….(gone)!

    • itsjustme1217

      You’ve said it all,girl.

    • jochiify

      Not quite…..”What happens in my bed?” “Pleasure.” (gone again)!!!

    • leisha

      A little gift SpunkMe gave me….

      http://www.twitpic.com/dpde4

      Hope you all enjoy DomWard!!!! (Sounds like you do anyway!!!) :)

    • jochiify

      Leishaaaaaaaaa- the cuff! He’s wearing the cuuuuuff! I’m sure you’re already on your knees, slipped right off that chair didn’t you? Hehehe.

    • leisha

      Jo,

      I know!!! The CUFFFFF!!!! Fuck Me!!!!!!!!! It’s taken me forever to pick myself up off the floor!!!! I totally lost my sauce!!!!

      here’s another one (thanks to Spunk)

      http://www.twitpic.com/dpjez

      *and I’m gone again*

    • LEISHA….hahahhahah
      That’s a funny gift SpunkMe gave you. VERY FUNNY!!!!! I prefer my Robward WITHOUT the spots though. LOL CUFF is required however. LOL

    • Haystackhair

      Leisha! Holy FUUUUCK!! That last one….hand sliding in pocket as sexy hips swing.. GAH!! POOF!!!! Panties discintegrate, ovaries explode….sliding off chair….THUD!

    • Haystackhair

      and brain so overloaded I can’t spell!!

  3. robs1lover

    For me:

    1. Rob – DUH

    2. Eric Bana – Hector in Troy YUM

    3. Jonny Depp – those sexy dark eyes & wicked smile.

    4. Keanu Reeves – Speed & Constantine – hell yeah.

    5. Brad Pitt – only if we can go back to Legends of the Fall, if not then I only have 4.

  4. MALEA

    1- Rob Pattinson (dah who else)
    2- Hugh Jackman (sing,dance actionman body to die for & fellow ozzy)
    3- Gerad Butler (don’t know why just do)
    4 – James McAvoy (only recently saw penelope kids movie watched it 3 times in a row just to watch him)
    5- Rob Pattinson ( becasue he clouds me mind so i can’t even think of anyone else)

    • MALEA

      thought of number 5 Eric Bana (darn good looking & funny too he was a stand up comedian here before he went to holloywood)

    • Amy

      Malea:

      Can I have 1, 2, & 3 at the same time?

  5. robs1lover

    Jag: What do I have to do to tweet Sam and tell him how much I love his music? I really love his song Whiskey.

    hugs
    r1l

    • leisha

      r1l,

      Sam’s twitter is http://twitter.com/samueltwitt1

      Tweet away!!!

    • robs1lover

      leisha: thanks for the link, but I don’t know how to tweet him. What do I do and where do I do it?

      I’ve also sent off all 14 disc of Eclipse, so make sure you check tomorrow that you gor them all. If not let me know.

      hugs
      r1l

    • leisha

      r1l,

      I’m going to email you. I think it’ll be a bit easier than wasting everyone’s time with instructions on here.

      Let everyone have their Rob Freebie Five Fantasies…

  6. Kristen

    Great topic!

    Mr. Kristen and I often discuss this, planning for any and all contingencies.

    My List:

    1. His Holy Hotness, Mr. Robert Pattinson

    2. ALL of the New Kids on the Block (Jon, Jordan, Donnie, Joe, Danny).

    Stop laughing! I have been a Blockhead for almost 20 years and nothing has even come close to rivaling, or *ahem* eclipsing my NKOTB addiction like Rob/Twi has. NKOTB reunited this year and I have been blessed to see them 4X’s in concert (8 times since 1989) and even paid $400 for the VIP tix so I could have an open bar (which I very much abused) and meet them, for all of 3 minutes. FYI – they are all cuter in person but TINY. I mean WAY SHORT. And to clarify, I would not bong Danny or Joe but didn’t want them to feel left out.

    3. Erik Estrada, from CHIPS (the tv show in late 70’s and early 80’s).

    In full disclosure, I met Erik a couple of years ago and he kissed my ON THE LIPS. Note: he initiated it and I have the pictures to prove. I was in 3rd grade when CHIPS was on and “Ponch” was my 1st celeb crush. I even wrote him and proposed. I am still waiting to hear back…

    4. Jaba Chamberlain, Ex-Husker and Pitcher for the NY Yankees. I am not a baseball girl (I married a retired fball player) but love that a Husker has done so well and Jaba is a very good guy, cute in a boy-next-door kinda way.

    5. I have several football players I would like to add, but I am not allowed any former teammates on my list, so lets just say I like my boys big. (hubby is 6”4, 300+) (don’t ask me where Rob fits in with that cause he doesn’t!)

    Crazy to say, minus Rob, I have met everyone on my list and managed not to attack them. Edwardian-like self control!!

    • Maddilicious

      Ohh emm gee….I’m such an NKOTB fan! They came to Hawaii about 18 years ago or so….with Perfect Gentleman….remember them? I got to meet Maurice Starr! Lol….those were the days! I am totally still a fan!

    • mimi

      you make me pee! first off, love that you call your so mr. kristen. i noticed a few of the ladies here do that, its just funny shit to me. also totes love your explanations as to why you chose the five, esp nkotb. damn funny girl. damn funny.

  7. Patty

    1. Yep
    2. Yes indeed.
    3. Tom Sturridge (damn he’s cute.)
    4. Matthew MacFadyen (Pride & Prejudice)
    5. Charles… not famous, but it’s still just wishful thinking.

  8. 1. rob
    2. ryan gosling
    3. james mcavoy
    4. paul rudd
    5. jim sturgess

    • WastingTheMorning

      Oooh Ryan Gosling. But for some reason I only think he’s hot in The Notebook. Something about hot chemistry that sets him ablaze.

    • I have every movie Ryan Gosling has been in. Was hooked on him big time. He was amazing in a few of his films. The one’s he acted really well in, it wasn’t just HIS looks that turned me on, it was his ACTING. When he’s ON, he’s ON. To bad he’s not really going for it like he should now….but hey, it’s his life.

  9. Chainsaw

    1. Shirtless Rob
    2. RomeRob
    3. MexiRob
    4. Sex Drive Rob
    5. Remember Me Rob

    Bonus: Robart :)

    • Sus

      Chainsaw! You’re a one-man woman, ain’tcha? I’m with ya on those 5 for sure!

    • Excellent choices……now what will you have for dessert? he he he

    • ahhhhhh I love RobArt too. Wasn’t he just the sweetest? That picture of him closeup that I love….with the innocent eyes? He’s changed SO MUCH since then. That seems like 10 years ago that he did “How To Be”. He’s just SO different now and grown up and “a man of the world” and a handler of the media and biz shit.

      RobArt was so innocent and needed mothering and loving and hugging so badly. My soft side just ADORES RobArt. He’s on my ROB list too that’s stuck in the sin bin.

      PLEASE LET MY ROBS OUT JAG!!!!! heheheheheh
      The one with the FIVE URLS in it.

    • What’s amazing about RobArt is you have his INNOCENT FACE and clear, unprotected HONEST EYES…..he looks so much younger in that than now. I MEAN A LOT younger…..but then out of that so titled “innocence” we get one of our SEXIEST GIFS of rob doing some TONGUE action demonstrating so clearly and sexily what he wants to do to us. LOL Making us all twitch and SWOON. Love it that he looks like an angel, but has SUCH A WICKED SIDE. Gawd, don’t we all?
      GAHHHHHHHH sigh

      IT REALLY IS one of his biggest sexual attractive qualities….the fact that he can come off so innocent and also SO WICKED with just a few facial movements. TURNS US ALL ON. gahhhhh Rob you kill us.

  10. robs1lover

    Jag, do you have a larger version of the first picture from yesterday, I would love it for my wallpaper.

    If you don’t have it, do you know where I might be able to get it?

    thanks for everything you do for us.

    r1l

  11. suziekew

    1. the obvious
    2. Hugh Jackman (cinemas are gonna spontaneously combust for Unbound Captives with the 2 of them in the same film…just awed by how freaking talented he is with the singing and dancing and that bod and accent are to DIE for…oy)
    3. Viggo Mortensen (in LOTR…damn he was sexy with the long hair, murmuring Elven love talk and going apeshit with a sword…gah)
    4. um…uh…yeah, I think it’s back to our man
    5. ROBERT!!

    actually I’m sure I do have two more but HHH is warping my thought patterns here…*wracks brain*

    I’ll be back.
    4.

    • MALEA

      just trying to think of someone else is so hard

    • suziekew

      the last two, that is

      4. Christian Bale – he owned me in Dark Knight, although I have to say my interest/mad respect waned somewhat with The Rant. But the man is scarily talented and f*ckhawt…that hasn’t changed.

      5. Tied for 5th are Nathan Fillion and Zach Levi. God love em, they’re both on Twitter.

    • Sus

      #2….can you imagine? We’ll all be standing in line for “Unbound Captives”…..GAH!! A 2-for-1 deal Actually a menage w/me would be excellent!

  12. robsexme

    My completely unsanctioned freebie five
    1) Robert Pattinson #1 for sure for all the reasons you so eloquently post on your site everyday
    2) Ryan Gosling – another versatile actor ~ he swept me away in The Notebook & moved me in Lars and the Real Girl
    3)Hugh Dancy *drool* British love him

    • robsexme

      oops my bad i sent before I finished; to continue
      4) Colin Firth wow someone who is finally older than me?! British again.. is there a pattern here? maybe not next up
      5) draw btwn Ashton Kutchner & Kevin Martin (who u prob never heard of) lead singer of my fave band Candlebox ~ love him
      and *huge sigh* never gonna happen with any, but thanks to you at least we have an outlet to vent our deepest desires of who we’d love to get down & dirty with if we were allowed *sadly I’m not* :-( like it’d ever happen anyway … well like u said a girl can be resourceful when she wants…… uhoh!! :-)

    • WMoney

      Ryan Goslilng AGREED ;)

      Good idea @robsexme!!! I am also a big Candlebox fan…I saw them my senior year of school instead of going to prom ;) And I may or may not have flashed them…

      *tee hee*

    • robsexme

      WMoney,
      so happy to meet a fellow CBX fan here *high five*! I was at the dvd taping of their Alive in Seattle show on 9/06 *first row* so stoked to be on the dvd!! I may or may not have tried to cop a feel up Kevin’s leg ;-) *blushing now*

    • Ryan Gosling made MY list too at number 2.

      Have you guys ever seen Ryan Gosling in the movie: “STAY” ? It was a very very surreal movie and I loved it a lot. LOOK FOR IT. It’s cool….

      And in “THE NOTEBOOK” I loved the “older” Ryan Gosling character when he had the beard and drug her upstairs to fuck. LORD HAVE MERCY THAT WAS HOT.

      What the hell has happened to him? He’s got that stupid music going that’s just awful, he’d DJ’ing at “the green door” in Hollywood and all his FAN SITES have dried up. He has just like DROPPED OUT. he’s still in Hollywood and has done a NYC film recently with Michelle Williams, but he got NO PAPZ pictures and literally it hasn’t come out yet. I think he’s done himself in. I don’t know why…he always said he’d be happy doing A LOT of things for a living. He’s one of those laid back guys that is a free spirit I think.

      I hated that he broke up with Rachel McAdams and then they got back together and then they broke up again. He said she was “too controlling”. Oh give me a break, she was probably telling him to get back to SERIOUS ACTING ROLES and to stop fucking around wasting this precious time when he’s HOT by fucking DJing and doing dark and REALLY BAD music. I mean it’s SO BAD…..
      look it up.

      Rachel McAdams and he were GORGEOUS together. THAT KISS ON MTV they did last year is EPIC. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • OK…here’s the NAME of RYAN GOSLING’s so called “BAND”. It’s just HIM and his best friend and neither one of them can play very well. Ryan has an ok voice, but the ODDITY and DARKNESS of the music, isn’t even a COOL darkness. It’s just kinda lame.

      I hate to talk bad about him because I LOVE HIS ACTING and wanted so badly to love his music, but it’s really awful. He has a MYSPACE PAGE TOO. Go to MYSPACE and type in: “DEAD MAN’S BONES”. That’s Ryan Gosling and his actor friend.

      Here is a video he produced himself. It’s pretty sad and lame…..a good attempt, but jeesh…..

      It was pretty much his music that made me stop loving Ryan Gosling. It was just SO BAD….and he DID have the studio access and want to do it.

      http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/ryan-goslings-band/

      _____________

      THANK GOD Rob is so much more talented than Ryan musically speaking. But I think Rob needs to go record in a studio as it’s not fair the open mic videos that are out there recorded with a cell phone in a dark club. ROB DESERVES MORE THAN THAT. I love STRAY DOG. I think it’s about the best thing he has on the net now besides the Twilight soundtrack tunes. But looking at Ryan Gosling, you can kind of see why Rob wants to wait……to do his music. So many actors out there try to do music and suck at it.

      Rob cares TOO MUCH about his music to let it get used and abused and capitalized on based on his acting popularity. I HOPE HE RECORDS SOMETHING SOMETIME. I would buy it. I love his music. He’s very deep.

    • robsexme

      debbo,
      ditto on everthing you said. Yep Ryan better stick to acting … Rob sings with such raw emotion & has such a soulful voice. I love him singing “I was broken” gaaaahhhh

  13. Kristen

    I would like to offer an amendment to my list. With my current addiction overpowering all else, and using Leisha’s awesome answer for a guide, here is my list as it is played through my naughty dreams:

    1. Rob
    2. Edward (after BD, the sex-craved Edward from many FF’s)
    3. Darkward from “Wide Awake”
    4. Beautiful Bastard Edward from “The Office”
    5. Jon, Jordan, and Donnie from NKOTB
    6. Sam, after listening to his music.

    • Donnie Wahlberg kissed me once. It were lurvely.

    • Kristen

      WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT?

      I need details RIGHT NOW!!! When? Where? What lead up to it?

      I have heard Donnie is talented….

    • I saw them the same way you did, at the VIP meet and greet thing. I looked Donnie up and down and said, “Look at you,” and he said, “Look at YOU, baby,” and he sort of grabbed my hips and pulled me in, kissing my cheek and refusing to let go of me. He was giving me my money’s worth, I suppose–such a whore. We had front row seats so naturally I flashed them, which made Jordan keep looking at me for the whole show. I don’t remember it (blame it on the Patron), but my friend has a ton of pictures of him looking at us.

    • Kristen

      You flashed them? *on my knees* I am so not worthy! My goal was to flash them and I never did it. I had the girls cocked and loaded, but never was the right time.

      I may now have a light girl-crush on you.

    • There’s never a bad time for a good flash.

  14. I don’t have to have the list approved, being gloriously unattached as I am, but men in my life need to know that these guys are what they’re up against:

    Rob, obviously. Robviously? No link for him because JAG’s been kind enough to provide enough hot pictures of Rob to keep us in damp panties for years to come.

    Frank Iero. Honestly–and you can all kill me for saying so–I’d have difficulty deciding between Frank and Rob if I were presented with that highly unlikely choice.
    http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/girltiffany/cutefrank.jpg

    William Moseley.
    http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/girltiffany/william_moseley.jpg

    Johnny Depp.
    http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/girltiffany/johnny-depp.jpg

    Zacky Vengeance & Synyster Gates. They only count as one because I’d want them at the same time.
    http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/girltiffany/zs.jpg

    It feels so naughty talking about other men on Rob’s favorite blog. I’m all atingle.

  15. Karina

    Since when did it become a Freebie 5?? I always thought you could only have the one lol which frankly, I wouldn’t mind, since Robert would be the one any day! But hey, I’m sure I can think of four more heehee

    1. Robert Pattinson – No words needed

    2. Heath Ledger – Yes I know he’s dead, but, I’d gladly toss away my angelwings in the afterlife to get it on with this one!

    3. Jude Law

    4. Jacob Young

    5. Johnny Depp – Hey Johnny, wanna play dressup? You can be the pirate and I can be the naked chick in your bed!

    *sigh*

  16. suziekew

    Karina I almost put Heath down as well. How hot was he in A Knight’s Tale? I’m still so angry and sad that he’s gone…such an amazing talent, wasted so young.

    • Karina

      I know! It’s just not fair.

  17. addictedtorob

    Jesus, JAG! I’m all flustered already…decisions, decisions…..and btw, your tags are f*cking hilarious! “Is there a such thing as a 6-way?”-LMAO!

    Here goes-

    1. Robert Pattinson *sigh, always*

    2. Bobby Long ( I think I have a thing for super smexy, AMAZINGLY talented, British musicians with f*ckhawt hair…..phew! *fans self*)

    3. Hugh Jackman (Do I really need to explain this one? NO!)

    4. Matthew Fox (The.Reason.I.Watch.Lost) ;)

    5. Kellan Lutz (That man is f*ckhawt all around..especially with the darker hair. Rawrrrr..)

    Bonus Freebie:

    6. Brett Favre (I’ve been in lust with that man for years! Mmm…Mmmm…)

    • leisha

      addictedtorob,

      You sure there’s no-one else you wanted to put on you Freebie Five (err, Six)????

      *wink wink*

    • sloopy1975

      @addictedtorob … YAY, Brett Favre… glad i’m not the only one, teehee ;)

    • Glad to see I’m not the only one lusting after Bobby Long!

    • addictedtorob

      jtwilightaddict

      HeeHee… Totally lusting after Bobby! and Here’s why…

      http://www.twitpic.com/dqgqg

      http://www.twitpic.com/dqgnp

      He’s beautiful and sooo talented….. (I’m sorry Rob but you can’t blame me…I’ll always lust you the most tho!)

  18. suziekew

    Well since we’re going for the bonus round, not sure how I forgot

    6. Josh Holloway (thank you addictedtorob for the Lost reminder) – I need a personal nickname from this man.

    What a great idea this is JAG! Of course they’re all great, every night. What on earth would we do without you? It doesn’t bear thinking about.

    • suziekew

      And I’m off to bed, to dream of Rob and meteor showers. Because indeed the sky would be falling if I actually finally managed to have a decent Robsex dream that I could remember afterwards.

      Maybe I could write a book. The sci-fi version of Twilight?

  19. WMoney

    Excellent post JAG….

    My 5 freebies?

    1~Robert Pattinson
    http://s191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/wrenmoney/?action=view&current=HQ024.jpg
    2~John mayer
    http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/wrenmoney/johnmayer12.jpg
    3~Justin Timberlake (yes, I am still riding that train *sigh*)
    http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/wrenmoney/justintimberlake1.jpg
    4~Billy Idol (Yep, I went there…and would again…and again…and again…)
    http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/wrenmoney/BillyIdol.jpg
    5~Joaquin Pheonix (only when he’s thin, like this…never chubby…well…maybe ;) )

    • WMoney

      Sorry, my computer was being a d*ck…

      I like my Joaquin LIKE THIS….
      http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/wrenmoney/joaquin-phoenix-spec-magazine09.jpg

      • sloopy1975

        gah! *faints*

        • sloopy1975

          oops that was in reply to wmoney’s joaquin picture… *thud*

      • Maddilicious

        Ohh yeahhhhh Joaquin looks very lovely without all the damn facial hair that he sports now….

      • Sus

        WMoney…hope Joaquin straightens up one of these days….he was very hot, before this crazy new incarnation of him!

        JAG….thanks for this post! Lots of fun….of course, the #1 in all of our lists is our beautiful, sexy Rob! (man, am I jizztyping tonight!)………

        You’re the best, fearless LeaderWoman!

      • NAH…you wanted the BEARDED RAPPER Phoenix who was stoned on Letterman. HAHHAHAHAHHAH Just kidding.

      • Yeah, Joaquin was SO SEXY at his peak. But his latest bearded incarnation has ruined it for me. SO SAD cause I liked him too at one time. HE WAS SEXY. I agree.

  20. Bearbee

    #1. Robert Pattinson
    #2. Edward Cullen
    #3. Josh Lucas
    #4. Alexander Skarsgard
    #5. David Beckham

  21. addictedtorob

    Leisha

    I’m soooo gonna get you for this later *evil grin*

    JAG,

    Ok. So. I’m NOT a durrty perv (well….I am but…) I’d like to add to my list:

    7. Tay Tay *gasp*……*looks around*……*gulp*-When he turns 18 of course! I can wait! (I’m sorry Rob!! I couldn’t help myself….)

    • leisha

      addictedtorob,

      See….there you go….I knew you could do it!!! It wasn’t hard *damn it* was it?

      Who wouldn’t love to have TayTay on their list (when he’s a bit older) He’s got the bod, and the adorable face!!!!

      http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/03/taylor-lautner-shirtless-abs.jpg

  22. sloopy1975

    OK here’s my five (or so) ;)

    1. Rob, HHH (duh!)

    2. Huey Lewis

    3. Sex-on-legs Rob ;)

    4. Kevin Richardson of the Backstreet Boys

    5. Our Rob who art in Heaven :D

    and I too, have Brett Favre as an alternate/#6… cuz ya, foxy… ;)

    • Sus

      (Love Brett, too!)…….

    • addictedtorob

      Sloopy1975 and Sus *waves*

      Here’s a present for you…..grrrrrrrr………

      http://www.twitpic.com/dr481

  23. keri

    I would have to say my free five are

    1. Robert Pattinson (of course) his accent
    and smile melts me.
    2. Johnny Depp
    3. Joe McIntyre from NKOTB he is my fave
    one
    4. David Beckham
    5. Gavin Rossdale

    • Kristen

      Ahhh, Joey Joe! You know, his eyes are even more blue in person. He is a hottie!!!! Very nice. I talked to him about his wife. Ya, I have no idea, I was drunk and nervous as hell. I could not think of anything else.

      *jumps in joy*

      Love me some NKOTB.

    • Sus

      Oh, f*ck….I love Beckham, too, as long as he’s naked and doesn’t open his mouth….LOL!

    • Sus

      OH YEAH….Gavin Rossdale is very HAWT….lucky Gwen……

  24. Ce Ce

    Okay I’m pushing it with 5 because I really only have 3 at the moment…okay I lie…I’m pushing it by going past 1 (but aren’t we all????) ;)

    1. ROB (obvi)

    2. Ryan Gosling (Seriously since the Mickey Mouse Club – no lie…I think he was my first EVER celeb crush!)

    3. James McAvoy (Loved him since Narnia even with that weird-ass nose, but ever since they announced him for the role of Robbie in Atonement…it increased 10 fold)

    4. Joe Anderson (Totes fell in love with him in Across the Universe, Becoming Jane – which coincidentally also displays lovely McAvoy eye candy…and Control)

    5. Paul Walker (The man may be dumb, but he sure is beautiful. Too beautiful really…Varsity Blues anyone??? This is a left over celeb crush from my HS days…let me go.)

    Oh, and I used to love Jude Law before Sienna Miller, and “nannygate” and hair loss… True story.

    And Henry Cavill is totally climbing the charts! JAG, did you see Whatever Works?? Totally delicious in that!

    *I just want to reiterate… Rob puts all of these other fellas to shame! I had to let that be known.*

    • Maddilicious

      Ahh….yes, Paul Walker…..now that is some eye candy!

    • CE CE
      Yeah….JOE ANDERSON in “Across The Universe” WAS GORGEOUS too. He’s the bLonde guy who was the lead’s “mate” that got drafted in the film, right? I liked his voice A LOT too.

    • Patty

      I forgot about Joe Anderson. He’s adorable in Becoming Jane.
      And Jude Law was devastating in Ripley’s Game, sultry & sexy.

    • Ce Ce

      Yes Maddilicious, Paul Walker is some fine-ass eye candy… ;)

      Debbo – Yes, Joe played Max…Jude’s “mate” and Lucy’s brother.
      Just out of curiousity…did you like his singing voice or his speaking voice b/c I am not the only one to notice that when he speaks with an American accent he sounds just like John Stamos – which I think is hilarious. If it’s the singing it was definitely gritty and sexy.

      And Patty, I’ve never seen Ripley’s Game… Do you mean The Talented Mr. Ripley? If so, I agree he was GORGEOUS in that!

  25. Maddilicious

    Oh hell, this was a tough one…..okie dokie….here’s mine:

    1) Robbie Pattinson

    2) Joey McIntyre (from NKOTB)…..or Jordan….they’re both oober hottie’s!

    3) David Beckham

    4) Leonardo DiCaprio

    5) Ryan Gosling

    t
    There’s soo many hott men out there…..so many moreeeee!

    • Kristen

      AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! YES!!!!!

      3 girls on here with NKOTB (or members there of) in their list. AWESOME! Why I am so excited about that, I am not sure.

    • Maddilicious

      Lol Kristen….it’s the inner fan girl in us that makes us wanna love them…..*fangirlsqueeeeee*

    • sloopy1975

      I am a Jordan girl myself… LOVE NKOTB :)

  26. Sus

    1. His Holiness, Robert Pattinson
    2. Mi amour, Johnny Depp
    3. Hugh Jackman
    4. Tie: Brad Pitt and George Clooney (I know they’re older, but still hot in and they’re funny!)
    5. Edward Cullen (I’ll take him any way I can)

    I’ve also always had a “thang” for Jon Bon Jovi, too (dating myself!)

  27. Janice

    Well, I’m divorced, but I have a wish list. ha

    1. Rob Pattinson
    2. Gerard Butler
    3. Gilles Marini
    4. Brad Ausmus (Dodgers catcher, the man is beautiful! Can I link a photo? Formerly w/ the Astros)
    5. Brad Lidge (Phillies pitcher, formerly w/ the Astros)

    Yeah, I live in the Houston area and am a Houston Astros fan.

    • Janice

      http://www.robertsealeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/brad_ausmus_seale.jpg
      Mr. Brad Ausmus

    • Sus

      Janice, are you an LA girl???? I’m an OC girl……

    • Janice

      I’m a all out Texas girl! hahaha Not to confuse that with a cowgirl, because that I am NOT! Oh… my alternate

      Garth Brooks (loves his eyes and voice)

  28. jochiify

    I so have to get in on this one….ok…

    1. RobertPattinsonofcoursenobrainer.

    2. Johnny Depp – dressed as Jack Sparrow.

    3. Robbie Williams – f*khawt!!!!

    4. Mark Wahlberg – yummy bits!!!

    5. Heath Ledger – RIP Hot Aussie Boy.

    and, possibly Keanu Reeves if he threw himself at me! lol

  29. yougivemefever

    1) Robert Pattinson
    2) Hugh Jackman
    He hot as Wolverine & a plus that he can sing
    & dance.
    *Don’t you see a slight resemblance between
    Rob and Hugh J ? :
    http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af330/rob_paparazzi/Photo%20Share/17.jpg

    http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af330/rob_paparazzi/Photo%20Share/hugh_jackman_in_wolverine.jpg

    3) Hugh Dancy
    I loved him in Confessions of a Shopaholic &
    also watched him in the Sleeping Dictionary.
    You can find it on You Tube.
    (Kinda reminds me of Rob: cute, can act & is
    British)
    http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af330/rob_paparazzi/Photo%20Share/Hugh_Dancy-6-Evening.jpg

    4) Jim Caviezel
    (Looked great in Outlander)

    5) Gerard Butler
    I love listening to him sing in Phantom of the
    Opera. I AM Sparta!! He looked great in 300!
    He was loveable in P.S. I love you.

    • rpgirl27

      loved the sleeping dictionary..great film! (and yeah, Mr Dancy was super hot!)

  30. One of the many benefits of being free agent right now is that, in theory, every man is a freebie. I might need to wear some mind controlling garments to tip the hand of fate in my favor, however.

    1. Rob (cue Rob On Demand “Duuuuh!”)

    2. Henry Cavill (aka Hot Duke of The Tudors; also very hot and not clad in frilly period costume in Whatever Works)

    3. Josh Holloway (aka Hot Redneck of LOST)

    4. Clive Owen (I may or may not have a thing for accents)

    5. Jon Hamm (of Mad Men; Sunday needs to HURRY up!)

    I could go on and on and ON. It’s tough to limit to five, but if forced, this is who I’d go with today.

    If I were ever going to switch teams, Rachel Maddow would own me.

    • My friend just spent a 5-hour flight from LAX to Honolulu on a plane with Josh Holloway. Let’s all hate her, collectively.

    • Please tell me she accidentally sat on his lap for the duration of the flight.

  31. Jan

    Agreed…no particular order

    1. Rob Pattinson
    2. Jon Bon Jovi
    3. Colin Firth
    4. Patrick Dempsey
    5. Keith Urban

    Alternates (just in case one of them is busy…):
    - Aaron Pritchett (Canadian country singer – I loves me a cowboy!)
    - Peter Facinelli (hit the road, Jennie G…)
    - Hugh Grant

    • Sus

      Ah, Jan, a girl after my own heart! I <3 the ones you picked, except I don't know Aaron Pritchett. I'd put Aaron Peirsol in there (the Olympic swimmer). Great bod!

    • sloopy1975

      Ahhh yes how could I have forgotten the mighty PFach on my list? I replace ONE of my “rob”s with him… yes indeed :)

  32. darksun666

    So here is my list:

    1. Robert Pattinson
    2. David Tennant (Dr. Who)
    3. Colin Firth
    4. David Gahan
    5. Pierce Brosnan

  33. The moment I read the post, my answer was ready. Yes, I DO have a list, and it is approved! (He’s got one too, thats the only way I got my approved..)

    #1: No suprise: Robert Pattinson!
    #2: Hugh Jackman! Did I just DIE over the pics of them two hugging at TCA?? *thud*
    #3: James McAvoy. Loved him in Atonement, loved him even MORE in Wanted.
    #4: Jude Law (would probably not be that hard to get him in the sack, he’s seems to be more than willing LOL ) Damn those brits!
    #5: Gerard Butler. Damn, that man is HOT!!!

    I have a thing for accents. (I have one myyself LOL) Brits, aussies, irish, scottish.. I love ‘em!

    • Did I mention I had it laminated?

      But Rob is occupying my mind all the time these days, so I’m not even sure I would notice if one of the others walked past me. I sure HOPE I would, since I have permission to bong the,

    • Debbooooo, here you have mine!

    • HEIDI….OH THERE IS YOUR LIST. SORRY….I missed it. :)

  34. Polla

    1. Rob, or course
    2. Jude Law, he was number 1 before Robstorm
    3. George Clooney, I’m italian he’s in Italy now, who knows…
    4. Johnny Depp, pirate dressed
    5. Chris Martin, sing for me!

  35. Sarah

    This is fun! Here’s mine:

    1. ROBERT PATTINSON
    2. Bobby Long (I feel really pervy about this one because I met him and he’s really sweet and actually seems 23 while Rob seems older)
    3. Hugh Grant -why are the top 3 British? lol
    4. Alex O’Loughlin-super hot Australian. I seriously grieved when they canceled Moonlight.
    5. David Conrad-Jim on Ghost Whisperer

  36. christina4

    #1-5: Robert mothefucking hot as hell, sexy asscandy, fingerfucking, lipsucking good Pattinson= oh, not an option, well then here bitches.

    #1- Robert Pattinson- who’s surprised? Honestly that man is 8 kinds of fuckhawt with a side of totally fuckable

    #2- Kellan Lutz- No, I’m not just going for the Twi guys b/c I’ve been in lust with him ever since I first saw him in his brief appearance “Accepted” and his little spot on 90210.

    #3- John Rhys Meyers- When I saw him in “August Rush,” I was captivated by his eyes and his accent. I have a major thing for pretty eyes. *ahem* Rob’s are super sexy.

    #4- Bobby Long and/or Sam Bradley- They are so different but I love them for a lot of the same reasons. Their music touches my soul, their appearances equally charming, and their accents are totally fuckhawt.

    #5- Jason Statham I’ve loved him in everything he’s done. I watched “Death Race” the other day and his body in that movie solidified his spot as numero Cinco. That man has a body, a swagger, and an accent with the bad-boy persona.

    #6- James McAvoy He was sexy as hell in Wanted. The shirtless fight scene & the blazing guns (of both nature) *fans self* Yep, total hottie.

    I used to have a serious thing for Colin Farrell and Channing Tatum until I heard they had *whispers-tiny members* They are still pretty to look at but I have issues with little dicks, me no likey.

    So, now you’ve all learned. I like pretty boys with pretty eyes and fuckhawt accents. I’m such a hoor.

    Given the opportunity to either A) Have a chance with each of these guys, one after the other or B)only fuck Rob once—- I’m totally blowing passed the other guys and riding Rob ’til the whistle blows.

    I’ll probably have amendments tomorrow.

    JAG, awesome idea.

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Christina

    Oh, and for all those who read my fic, I should be posting a fucking huge ass chapter today. Seriously, that bitch was 20 pages & over 7000+ words. It’s with the beta now.

    • leisha

      Christina!!!!

      *Squeeeeeeee* I can’t wait for the update!!!!!!

      <3
      Leisha

    • Christina: “fingerfucking, lipsucking”… I suddenly got an image of Rob eating barbecue. Can we make that happen?

    • smittenbyaBrit

      John Rhys Meyers….NICE!

  37. I'm going down!!!

    Hey JAG you are so on the money with your top 5 and it was a good idea cos I really needed to be distracted from 24/7 Rob… Ive got my 5 but they are just so far behind him its not real.. I dont know what it is about him thats sets him apart from the rest …. i wish i could put my finger on it (or in it ) LOL

    Heres my fave:
    1. Robert Pattinson above all others

    2. James McAvoy (cos hes from Glasgow and hes super hot/clever talented)

    3. a bound and gagged naked David Beckham

    4.Olivier Martinez (I had it baddddd for him a couple of years ago)

    5. that guy with the long hair from Kings of Leon (Nathan I think) I just love the look of him

    There is another guy i dont know his name we are on the 3rd episode 1st season of true blood over here in Scotland and hes the vampire who owned the Fangtasia bar …. Eric (now that he is one hot M*&therf*&ker!!!!)

    and thanks for yesterday JAG that French kissing shirtless fiesta is the best clip for long and weary nearly went blind last night ahahahahaahaha

    • Alexander Skarsgård. He is a HOT vamp!

    • http://www.trueblood-online.com/public/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ifc_indie_film_1.jpg

    • I'm going down!!!

      Hey thanks I knew I could count on one of you to fill me in. i love the long hair thing i always have always will… Oohhh Robb with really long hair can you imagine the possibilities…..

      Im off to work thanks heidi youre a star

  38. I made a list of 5 pictures of Rob as he looks in each picture with URLs, but it’s in the SIN BIN awaiting moderation….so…..my list of OTHER MEN I will list below. But let me be clear about this….I’d PREFER the Rob’s in the picture URL’s I sent which will show up eventually I hope from out of the Sin Bin.

    Much thought went into this…..hmmmmm.

    1. Rob Pattinson-ANY and ALL in his real life natural state.

    2. Ryan Gosling (from either “STAY” or the older version in “The Notebook”.

    3. Johnny Depp (from “Benny and Joon”)

    4. late musician: Nick Drake or Eddie Vedder (in his PRIME)

    5. James Spader-(when he was in his PRIME at his most sexual wickedness: “Sex, Lies and Video tape”)

    Alternate (should I wear one out-LOL): UK actor 6. Oliver Milburn in the movie “Me Without You”)

    • Debbo, i’d also buy Depp, Vedder & Spader, but my heart belongs to Rob—<3

  39. jochiify

    WHAT WAS I THINKING???

    DAVID-F*khawt-BOREANAZ OF COURSE!!!

    OH MY ANGEL, THE ORIGINAL HOTTY VAMP!

    PS can I slot James Marsters (Spike) in there too?
    (Ok, so now I’m just being greedy!)

    • leisha

      Jo,

      YES and PLEASE!!!!

      Angel and Spike!!!! hmmmm…..

    • jochiify

      As dazzled as I was with the idea of His Holyf*king Hotness being a (gasp) freebie, (there was a lack of oxygen to my brain at the time), I nearly forgot, Dave! Godammit! Broody, looks good wet too – have great photo of him in the tub, (will try to find it for you)! And, its a 2 for 1 deal, Angel when your feeling romantic and Angellus when you fancy something a bit ‘rougher’. lol

    • leisha

      Jo,

      Is this the one? *slurp*

      http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wu0JhY7ZaMk/SKk0YbVTaEI/AAAAAAAAB5c/5IUr867qRAM/s400/david_boreanaz_02.jpg

      http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/470/257_david_boreanaz.JPG

    • YES, David Boreanaz is my #6!!

    • jochiify

      Yeah, baby!! Whos your daddy?…. now that’s a MAN!! Fell for him a gazillion years ago when he strolled into Buffy (and yes, I have got every series on DVD, including every series of Angel!) ….I feel a fantasy coming on…..Robward and Angel face off – Angel totally knows he’d whup him, so instead of a vamp-war they settle it like men – nekkid jelly-wrestling.

      *******I am so OUT of here*******

    • Jo, thansk, now I’ve got pictures in my head. And I MEAN it: Thanks! The pictures in my head are GREAT!! “Just the way I LIKE it!”

    • leisha

      What? Wait… How did this get here???

      http://www.heatworld.com/img/upload/500×400/1000063128.jpg

      http://www.towleroad.com/images/2009/01/16/pattinson_bath_2.jpg

    • Leisha Leisha leisha….you are SO BAD. LOVE the guy in the bathtub. lordy.

    • jochiify

      LOL!!! Oh the way your mind works…..I love it…..!

    • Ah. Bathtubs.. Fantasizing in 3 – 2 – 1.. *gone*

    • water, yes, but only if we can trade the bathtub for a jacuzzi—:)

    • jochiify

      ‘The Bad Mothers Handbook’ wasn’t it? I wonder if, when he was making that, he would have realized that he would eventually create a whole generation of Roborphans? Bahahahaha! Bad mothering? Damn, he’s responsible for the increasing supply of fastfood into our house!! “Yeah love, mummy will be with you in a minute”, (lowering screen of laptop guiltily)….

    • leisha

      Haunted Airman!!!!

    • jochiify

      Woops! mybad?

    • Leisha Leisha Leisha….

      Debbo volunteers to wash Rob in bathtub in Haunted Airman. May need to wash the peen thoroughly. May need to wash it a couple of times….LOL

    • leisha

      James Marsters (as Spike in Buffy/Angel)

      http://www.popculturebymail.com/catalog/jamesmarstersspikeheadshotphoto.jpg

    • Sus

      OH, holy S*it, Jochiify…..David (f’ing) Borneanz was and is one of my still-favs! He is awesome! A friend of mine in LA plays hockey with him, but he won’t let me come! Says it’s not professional or some crap. I’ll get there one of these days! Great choice! (and I loved Spike, too!)…..

    • jochiify

      (Small voice, pouts) I’d like to ‘play’ with him….
      I am so jealous that you have the slightest chance of being in this man’s orbit!
      p.s. Spike would be my guilty little pleasure, he’d be my no. 1 piece of nasty!

  40. I tried not to read all of your posts before deciding. But now that I have….it’s funny how MANY of you chose “RYAN GOSLING”. Sexy mother fucker, isn’t he? gawd.

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