Seriously, we women spend tons of money in an attempt to get lashes that are half as beautiful as these. I’m not sure if the f*ckhawt Factor is a result of the lashes or the lash-sex-eyes combo or the lash-sex-eyes-jaw-porn trio…GAH seriously who cares it’s all jizztastic!
Our Inglorious Bastard...take it to JizzCon5, we're on high Roblert!
This post wouldn’t be possible without our very own Robsessed who practically died a very happy death looking for all this pretty. She found so many, that there will def be a part 2-3-4… Luv ya girl <3 JAG
The rest of the LashPorn gallery after the slide…
A little soulful music for this post…this is what happens to me when Rob unleashes the lashes, the eyes *poof*
Remember click to make ‘em bigger and click again, at your own risk, to take them to JizzCon5!
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- Our Inglorious Bastard…take it to JizzCon5, we’re on high Roblert!
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- Slippin’ a little GQRob into the LashPorn mix *damn*
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- LashPorn, the early years.
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- Hoodie-LashPorn…even without the eye-f*ck its HAWT!
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- Lashes + Beanie + smirk = new panties
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- Drunken LashPorn…my fave. I.AM.DIED
SOURCE
song – Undun The Guess Who
I have been saying for ages that Rob has the schmexiest eyelashes!
I wonder if they tickle your cheek when he kisses???
*sigh*
I wonder if they tickle everywhere ELSE too? uh….huh huh huh huh huh. STOP THAT.
Beautiful man! Only one of a gazillion reasons we all love him! : D
WOW!!!
RobQ Eyelashes, B & W Photo….
Just too damn beautiful!!!
God, I love this song! I know I’VE come undone! Could you imagine doing “butterfly kisses” with Rob and those lashes!!! OMG! Now how am I supposed to go to sleep thinking about this? JAG, you rule!
I love this song also. I haven’t heard it for ages.(oh no, I’m showing my age) and it is a VERY appropriate song for all of us Robsessers, we’ve ALL come undone.
didn’t know the song at all (obviously been away too long), but it’s going to become one of my Robthemes—’she’s come undone’, ‘didn’t know what she was headed for’, ‘it was too late’—that pretty much sums it up for a Pattinslut with a bad Robsession—c’est la vie—& what a vie it is!
thanks,JAG, for listing the group & the title—mwah!
I made it to “Slippin’ a little GQRob into . . .” and had to take a break. Maybe I will stop by later to complain about all that pretty being wasted on a boy.
Tiffanized,
I wouldn’t exactly say the pretty was “wasted” on Rob…
My.brain.cannot.function.after.that.post.
I have to go….errrrrr……I’ll be back soon…when I can form complete sentences……..Gah!
most boys/men have beautiful eye lashes..
Yes’yes it’s not fair..
HE GETS BETTER BY THE DAY. IS IT JUST MY WISHFUL THINKING OR DOES HE LOOK OLDER THAN 23?
Oh geez JAG. Just picked myself up off the floor and went and read the tags….
“Rob can knock you up with that look”
That happened to me yesterday!!!!
Leisha – you WERE totally knocked up yesterday! LOL, that’s what I call taking one for the team! Good to see you back today, thought you’d be sleeping! Just can’t keep away can you? But I know what it’s like, once your ticket gets punched on the Robtrain its a one-way ride baby!!!
Jo,
Really wanted to sleep today, but damn it, had to work!!!!
Did you say I could ride Rob??? Yep, that’s what I thought you said.
Hey, if I could find him and and hold him down long enough I’d let you ride first! ‘Cause thats the type of Robslut I am! Nothing, if not generous! LOL
Oh damn, the gates of Hell beckon – AGAIN!!!!
Oh Jo,
You are very generous!!! Thank You!!!
*smooches*
I went back and re-read all that stuff from last night, it was hysterical (and possibly historical, I’m not sure!) God it’s amazing how witty we can be in the wee hours!
Oh, jeez, that bad huh??? Histerical and historical!!! Oops…
Where abouts are you from Jo. I’m in Sydney.
I’m about 200 k’s north of Adelaide, at least you’re not a Victorian! lmao
God Forbid that I’m not a Victorian (you too!!)
I’m an Adelaide girl!!! Born and Bred!!! Moved to Sydney though when I was young, but still call myself a South Aussie!!!
(Looks over shoulder) Theres gotta be a Vic out there somewhere…you know they’d never let us keep HisHotness to ourselves, WHEN he migrates to Australia! As Rob is my witness, they might have taken our Grand Prix, but they’ll never get their hands on the Holy Peen!
South Aussies UNITE!!!! We will have the Holy Peen!!!
@Jochify (1:55 a.m.): read it this morning (8/11/09) & you can take my word for it, it was both hysterical & historical—LMAO—:))
Its marvellous what the combination of sleep-deprivation and alcohol-consumption will produce! I couldn’t even remember composing the little cuff/muff love sonnet for leisha until I re-read it this morning! LOL
He’s got the most beautiful eyes & eye lashes … makes me feel weak. Here’s a bit more for your ladies
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=y0Qqdhmo8fo#t=42
RobCatCdn, you are such a wicked woman to post that video for me to see just before I go to bed. Do you have any idea what you just did to my night and dreams.
Damnm I love ya for it. hahahahaha
Ahhhhh, to sleep in Rob peen slumber
the best is yet to come.
Oh RobCat, all Robliciousness from one photoshoot …. yee Gods, I just want to lick every inch of his body until I develop a cat-tongue!
RobCat, OH I LOVE it when you post videos.
I LOVE THAT DAY with Rob at that interview with the red background and his beautiful blue shirt turning his eyes deep blue. He was SO EXPRESSIVE that day and so many faces. I’d like to actually kiss the photographer that day. LOL It was one of Rob’s best days for photography. Not there are any bad ones, but jeesh, some days he’s just like KA-BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM. One of the things I love most about rob is his EXPRESSIVE face. I don’t know any other actor as expressive facially as Rob. And oh what a face it is….sigh.
THANKS RobCat. Saved it…..
I can just imagine how Rob’s lashes would feel against my skin…I think I just forgot how to breathe.
BTW – LOVE this song!!!
me too!
me three… love the Guess Who… and Rob always makes me Come Undone so it’s very fitting lol
The lashes are the ultimate frame 4 the sex eyes…..drooooool
He’s such a purrrty boy
Love the jizzy music !!!!!!!!!!
xxxxx
Oh my Jag, between you and RobCatCdn you women are gonna kill me for sure or make me go to Hell for all these sweet thoughts I’m having.
The first thing I ever notice about a man is his eyes and lashes, if they don’t turn me on nothing else about him will.
And Sweet Lord, does Rob turn me on and on and on and on. I feel like I’m connected to the energizer rabbit. hahahaha
Well, you think you’ve seen it all & then the gracious JAG pulls out her PattinPervPussyCat & lets Rob lay the smackdown on all our asses. Mmmm, give it to us rough.
Such sexy, long ass, enchanting lashes should not be allowed in proximity to fuck-me stares, slick & stick-me fingers, lick-me jaws, suck-me lips and rub-me stubble. That shit is illegal & Rob should pay the ultimate fine. He is punished to smacking my ass & screaming my name…. I mean, he needs to sit in the corner (with me on his lap & my hands tied behind my back.) Damn, I’m a super perv tonight.
Well, I’m missed you Pattinsluts. RL is totally fucking with my Rob Perv Flow.
Hugs and Kisses,
XXXtina
Rob,
You were so fucking adorkable at the TCA. They didn’t show you near enough, but you seemed to be enjoying yourself. I hope you are finding a bit of peace now that you aren’t in the spotlight so much.
Where have you been, girl? We’ve missed ya! Yeah, RL sometimes sucks! I wanted to smack Megan Fox going all ga-ga on Rob…puke! Actually, I thought the TCA’s sucked, other than Rob and the Twi gang. And Catherine couldn’t keep her hands off him either. Of course, I wouldn’t keep my hands or mouth or ass or whatever off him, either!
He was by far the hottest male in the room. JonAss Bros. and Efron can’t hold a candle to him (ok, maybe Kellen, Jackson and Tay-Tay are up there, too!). Bet we’re gonna get some hot RobPics from the Eclipse set. So happy he’s out of NYC…..he needs to have some fun and get himself f*ck’d…….
Sorry….jizztyping and rambling…….
Christina: “, suck-me lips and rub-me stubble. That shit is illegal & Rob should pay the ultimate fine. He is punished to smacking my ass & screaming my name…. I mean, he needs to sit in the corner (with me on his lap & my hands tied behind my back.) ”
WoW! just wow…
u ever try writing PattinPorn?! srsly.. u’de be effin great at it! i read your comment like 7 times, literally, 7 times.. and then, wait.. wat am i… *poof*
Hey Ginarandsom
Christina’s got a fanfic – it’s not RobPorn (it’s E&B) but it IS very good, although she’s not updating ANYWHERE QUICK ENOUGH …. LOL!! You should try it …..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5236678/1/
*hugs* missed ya.
I missed you too Christina! I have been having RL issues too & they are trying to steal my ROAR mojo and eventhough RL can steal me away for a bit it doesn’t have shit on my ROAR Robsessed life!
I too thought Rob looked very happy at the awards which made me very happy! Did you notice that Efron tried to imitate Rob’s hair?!? LMAO! Personally TCA could have done without so much Jonas & a little/lot more of our Rob!
Hey girls did any of you see my last post from last night regarding the clothing drive for Rob?
Hey Robs1lover,
I saw your post about the clothing drive. I think it’s a great idea!!! I think we need to reduce the pants size a little, just to make them a little tighter, so we can see a little more asscandy and bulge…..
*puts hand up*
I’ll do the measuring!!!
speaking of asscandy…needs a little tightening (or fattening up) don’t ya think???
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/gallery_enlarged-robert-pattinson-eclipse-set-08102009-02.jpg
<3
Maybe we could get Rob some BUTT IMPLANTS. LOL Hell, some dumb women are getting them….lol.
Or maybe we could get Rob some of those bra inserts, except for they are ass inserts. lol
The word insert is a dangerous one for me……Rob needs to INSERT his….COCK into my ……NOT GOING THERE.
Ass Candy….Bulge…….Where??!!???….*looks around*
*waves*
Hi ATR!!!
Asscandy you say???
http://www.twitpic.com/dinm9
and bulge…
http://www.twitpic.com/dir0q
Hey Debbo … if you’re not going there, do you mind if I do? Too late, I’m already there …. oomph!
HA LEISHA – in your first pic did you clock the look on that girl’s face in the background, like she couldn’t believe her f*cking eyes and wanted to jump on him LOL!!!
Hey Fluffy,
I hadn’t noticed anything else in that pic other than Rob (and was there a surfboard???)
But just went and looked again, and you’re right!!! Probably the same reaction I would have (well, maybe not….I think I’d just lick my lips seductively and flash him my tits)
LEISHA!! You are sooooo bad! (But I’d probably think about flashing him my tits too if I was 20 years younger when they were reasonably pert. Now, if I take off my bra I need a forklift truck to keep them off the ground!)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh Fluffy of the Fork Lift Tits!!!!
LMFAO!!!
JaG, I positively LOVE you. Do you have any idea how it is for me to wake up in the grey mornings up here in the north, turn on the computer, and got to R.A.o.R? It is HEAVEN! Who gives a fuck about the weather when you give me LashPorn? Or RobPorn in general. All porn related to Rob is good porn. Thank you. If I could, I would send you flowers. Damn, woman.
By the way, can someone please tell this chick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC9NAUC-gbw) that its effin makeup??
You think she’d take out a loan and buy a clue!
As if the Raor girls would let ANYBODY do that to the most beautiful face in the world! I was even a bit pissed at the makeup lady for making him look like that! lol
jochiify *waves*
“I was even a bit pissed at the makeup lady for making him look like that”
LMAO. I was too! Thought I was all alone in my crazy mind on that one!
Yeah, like they would survive doing that to him.
Jeez, how could she be a RobFan and not know that it’s makeup …. I mean, did she not see pictures of him literally the following day without a mark on him.? Ah well, regrettably, not all Rob’s fans can be as smart, witty and erudite as the RAoR ladies!!
I’m guessing she’s a teen that just sees some random pics of him, and goes “OMGOMGOMG!! He is bleeeding! OMGOMGOMG!! Need too post on Youtube, and keep all fans updated! yey, me smart!” Doh.. Like we didn’t see it days before.. AND knew instantly that it was makeup, cuz guess what?! Rob’s starring in a movie! OMG!
ROFL @jochiify… “take out a loan and buy a clue” LMAO that’s gonna be my new saying.. teehee
(if you don’t mind me borrowing it, that is… that shit is GOLD!)
and YES, I posted a comment telling her it’s makeup…
Goofy youtube chick… no brains, no headaches apparently…
But i actually thought that it made him even hotter. Like he’s a badass, you know. Something he will most likely never be LOL
Me too Heidi (and a few others, I suspect)! Is it weird that we found the sight of his bruised and bloodied face a complete, jizzboosting turn-on?! Oooh, going all wibbly wobbly at the thought of it …. you know, the idea of him being macho enough to walk away from a fight, a bit bashed up, but knowing that the other guy came off worse ……
*quivering, damp blob, sliding under desk and deciding to stay awhile*
Oh lord.. The fantasies..
eh.. im not going to take back my opinion ..im not an Efron fan at all, and though i do agree its sad for him that Rob came along and evershadowed him, his publicists need to find him his own image.. or at least let him kno the whole ‘wannabe’ thing isnt working for him..
No problem GinaRandsom – we’re all entitled to our opinions here, so no need to take it back! If it helps, despite the fact that I feel a bit sorry for him, I still think he’s an insubstantial little twat who probably won’t ever get beyond HSM – he just doesn’t have the range, flexibility or ADULT sex appeal of Rob, who went from a very pretty young actor in HP to a f*ckhawt MAN practically overnight, with the talent, looks and intelligence to do any role he puts his mind to – just look at the films he’s done so far, all completely different. Can anyone see ZE playing Salvador Dali in Little Ashes, having an intense love affair with another man? I think not.
ginarandsom: i was referring to Rob as the badass here, not Zac. And ofcourse you’re not gonna change your opinion. Thats exactky what it is; YOUR opinion. And you can have it *noble*
lol sry… i replied to the wrong thread heidi *smacks her head*
I just saw the clip from TCA where Rob goes to pick up his hottie award. And they were like “Robert Pattinson will also be collecting the award for Choice movie Drama actor” or something like that. What is THAT about? Seriously, this is Rob Pattinson, make him come up every effin time he gets an award, not throw them all together. Thats not fair to the fans! We wanna see many, many accepance speeches by our man. He has the best acceptance speeches.
srsly… i was sooooo dissapointed there was not more of him..
…and on a pissed off Efron hating note.. did anyone else notice how Efron was trying sooo effin hard to be like Rob?! I wish i had the clip from when he made his acceptance speech, to show the biting!! SRSLY! He tried(butfailed) to do his hair like Rob, wore a plaid shirt like Rob, and when on stage tried to do the ‘Rob sexy akward fingers through the hair’ thing!!! I was fuming… i beleive my exact words were:
“F*cking EFRON, who the hell does he think he’s trying to fool?!”
..andisaidgoodDAY!
I like Efron. LOL Remember, he is only 21, and he acts like regular guys that age. Rob on the other hand, act on many occasions like he is much older than 23. There is no comparison between the two of the. Efron is a cute boy. Rob is a f*ckhawt MAN.
ginarandsom
I was thinking the same thing. I almost fell outta my seat (and NOT in a good way) when Zac Effron walked up on stage.You could totally see that he was trying to imitate Rob’s look. When he tried to copy the Robsfingershavingsexwithhishair move, it made me want to vomit. Did you notice Chase Crawford’s hair too? Looks just like Rob’s!
I was so pissy when I saw that…grrrrr…Jeez, I need a hobby….besides Rob. I guess that imitation is the highest form of flattery….whatever…
I wonder if Rob noticed? heeheehee….
Oh pleaazzzzz! Efron is such a pansy! Even Rob could take him!
I don’t think the little cock-sucker even shaves yet! Good luck Efron trying to get the hot Robscruff happenin’ – boy you are out of your league!!!
addictedtorob.. i was thinking that same thing… hes probly just thinking “Who the hell? Why does everybody want to look like me?”
..and he would make this face when he said it…
[IMG]http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae199/gina_juicy/robplgoof.jpg[/IMG]
DANG! wrong format…
“Why does everybody want to look like me?!”
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae199/gina_juicy/robplgoof.jpg
Addicted, ****waves back**** as if Rob even noticed those other wankers!!
I reckon he probably spent most of the night trying to work out how he was going to cop a feel with Kristen wearing that skirt made of what looked like 6″ nails, what the hell was up with that!
And I don’t like speaking bad of others.. Usually.
chillax, ladies—just remember the old saying: ‘imitation is the sincerest form of flattery’ & cut the poor kid some slack—LOL
I feel a bit sorry for young Efron – I mean, he was the hottest new young thing around until Rob came along and stole his thunder. Only 2 years older, Rob totally redefined what teenage girls wanted and found sexy …. he himself said it in one of the Twilight interviews, when he remarked that suddenly young girls are thinking: “… he doesn’t wash his hair and wears the same clothes for days, that’s so cool!” So Efron now needs to change his image and he sees Rob with an image that is totally working, so copies it …. but Rob’s “image” wasn’t created, it’s just the way he is, with his haphazard dress-sense and nervous hair-pulling. To try and copy Rob for the sake of image will just look mannered and false, so he’s never going to succeed unless he can find his own unique image …. and that’s another reason why I think Rob’s rise to fame has been so spectacular, because he is just so unlike all the other Hollywood wannabees and totally stands out from the crowd.
Girls
I didn’t mean to be so errrrr…..”opinionated” about Efron trying to look like Rob. *BAD AddictedtoRob* It’s not nice to bad mouth other people and I almost never talk negatively about others.
It’s ridiculous how protective and vocal I am about Rob. (it’s rather embarrassing…considering I have never and will mostly likely never meet the man) My first reaction to seeing Efron was WTF??…..grrrr………. but even tho I’m not a fan of his, I kinda feel bad for him now. He was the “it” guy before HHH came around and now he’s been tossed aside. It just seems silly for anyone to try to imitate his look/actions, there’s no way anyone could ever even come closer to our insanely f*ckhawt Rob!
Hope I didn’t offend anyone
Wasn’t my intention.
Efron and Rob are 2 totes different appeals. Efron is the epitome of the metrosexual…pretty, groomed, good dancer. Rob is well, hobolicious, masculine, raw, a little dirty *wink* I think they appeal to 2 totally different groups of women.
JAG *raises hand*
I’ll take some hobolicious, masculine, raw Rob with a side of (ALOT) dirty Rob, please!
Thanks for the great post again today. The pics you chose were all *sigh*, swoon-worthy!
Addictedtorob: No worries, everyone’s entitled to their own opinion. I just feel sorry for the guy. I think he’s a good actor that just needs to get his own image going. I’m sure he has something special about him too. He needs to get remembered for something other then HSM.
But Rob is waaaaay more sexy, AND natural then any other actor out there. He is unique (is that how its spelled? ).
Twilight won 11 awards & only got to accept 3…BULLSHIT!
I actually tried to watch the whole TCA last night and the news after (I’ll explain in a minute) and in the end was super-pissed. Reasons?
1. Made me feel a million years old.
2. Just don’t get Jonas bros. appeal
3. Or Miley Cyrus (super short shorts BTW – makes her Vanity Fair picture shoot hullabaloo irrelevant and confusing to me)
4. Really don’t get Jonas Bros.
5. Seems like Team MileyJonasEfron were working really hard to NOT let RP and Twilighters steal the show- which they totes should have given the record number of awards.
6. Felt like I was going to have a seizure from editing/lighting.
7. Made me feel dirty (not in good way) about Robsession. Killed my RobMojo momentarily (until Lashporn this morning anyway).
To top it off? Was manipulated by local news tie-in promising breaking RP news (actually was Ashley/Chace news) which they didn’t reveal until 55 minutes later.
The things I won’t do for this man.*pout*
Good things to come out of TCA’s though?
1. Reinforced how much older he is than his age (agree with everyone before about that).
2. Popularity contest initiated by Ellen giving sequential shout-outs to Efron then Rob and then Rob clearly winning (he must have been mortified) measured by the screams (and then, sadly, they cut to Efron and Hudgens grimacing).
3. Made me appreciate more MTV awards and how much of a love-fest for Rob that was – even Andy Sandberg and Jonah Hill getting in on it in jealous guy ways.
4. Made me realize that I will never again (even in the next few years when he’ll be there) watch TCA broadcast.
Sorry if this is a buzz-kill – just had to get it off my chest.
Also
5. Best, best best – fingerporn moment when he touched his neck at the end of the group acceptance speech. *sigh* Those beautiful fingers. Worth it, then.
Next year will only do the highlighted stuff on Youtube provided by RAoR – should’ve done that this time! Lesson learned!
MyRobbie,
HAHAHAHHAH Yeah me too. I HATED the TEEN CHOICE AWARDS. GAHHHHH. I felt like I was 120 and had to have a walker to go to the bathroom (joke). Wearnt we cooler than THAT at their age? I mean it looked like Disney with cheerleaders and little pom poms. It made me realize JUST HOW YOUNG ROB REALLY IS. I thought I was like…oh gahhhh I’m ashamed of myself. But then I looked at Rob pictures and SNAPPED OUT OF *THAT*. LOL hahhahahahahaha
Rob looks older than 23 with his scruff and he ACTS so much older too. Seeing him and Cameron Diaz and Hugh Jackman there was like watching them babysit the wittle screaming babies. GAHHHHH
That show was SO BAD….I actually tried to *MUTE*….the *MUTE* button. LOL I mean it sucked dog titties it was so bad. I missed the first half an hour and was so glad I missed it. They cut some of Rob’s drag it out speech at the end and his speeches were so short any way I was like…>WHY DID I WATCH THIS? I could have been watching the “Big bang theory”. LOL Yeah, I watch it, I said it. I like the nerds. They are funny. That guy was so good in “GARDEN STATE”. Funny show. Dumb. But funny.
I fell asleep last night FORCING myself to “go down” early because I said to myself that FOR ONCE I DID NOT want to be the first fucker posting today. But then I missed ALL THE FUN TOO I heard last night. You all must have been bashing the teen awards and I missed all the fun. Must go back and read. I bet LEISHA was being bad again. HUH? LOL I love you Leisha.
Rob needs more ass. Did you see the pics of Rob at ROBSESSED arriving in Canada? I want to chase that little fucker down and force him to eat two cheeseburgers a day until he has a FULLY PLUMPED ASS I can pinch. I don’t think there’s even enough there now to pinch, but I’d sure like to pinch a bone. Speaking of BONER……lol. Let’s not…..go there. LOL
You know, ROB is so fucking hot he could be knockin boots with ANYBODY in Hollywood and he’s NOT. Just shows you how LOYAL and monogamous our Rob is. He’s had it hot for Kristen for a LONG TIME and I think he was trying to prove that to her by “being a good boy”. If he wasn’t a good “boy” then he was sure DISCREET about it which is ALSO an admirable trait. I LOVE THAT MAN. He was even TRYING NOT to look at Megan Fox as she spoke last night. Did you notice that? Megan is gorgeous, but I don’t like her. ugh.
I LOVE ME SOME ROB LASHES. That main photo of him at the beginning of today’s post is one of my ALL TIME FAVORITE “dress up Rob” pictures. It doesn’t get ANY MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THAT. Right ladies? GAHHHHHHH
Yeah, I would love to feel those lashes on my cheeks and feel his kisses and his lips going down my neck and his tongue sliding…down…..OH SHUT UP!!!!
Sorry. Almost lost it again. Can I just kiss his closed eyelashes every night to kiss him goodnight then? KRISTEN, MOVE OVER….I want to kiss Rob goodnight. lol Ah I’m glad for them if it’s true. That’s all I got to say. GET IT ON BABIES!!!!!! FUCK YOUR WAY TO CHINA MY LITTLE BABIES. I think they are perfect for each other. But what do I know? I just think it’s so sexy to see them together. And they really DO make doe eyes at each other. Remember when we were like that at first love (or second for kristen)? Sigh…..I don’t miss being 19, I was thinking about that last night. HELL NO I don’t want to go back to that….ugh….but YEAH, if I could go back to first love, I’d GO. That feeling is UNBELIEVABLE. And to ROB? OH FUCKING SHIT…He’d be limping.
sigh.
JAG….thanks….no problem. Let it go. As long as nobody was offended, cool.
I missed you guys.
love,
debbo
JAG love the jizzcon5 again.
fuck he has long lashes and such beautiful eyes you could just get lost gazing into them.
Yipee- you’re FINALLY writing about my favorite part of Rob, his eyelashes/eyes!!!I’m so excited!! I’ve been saying for so long now how his sexy,f**king long-ass eyelashes just make me go nuts. My kids think I am crazy for this. I have as my computer wallpaper a pic of Rob (I think it was from the old VanityFair photoshoot)where he has scruff on his face and his eyes look SO beautiful blue and all you can see is those f**king eyelashes staring at you. The photo has been enlarged and is just of his head so its like real-life size and I can stare at it forever. Thanks so much for writing about this. Squee-eee!!!
Sorry, I’ll go back into my straightjacket now…I’ll be good. LOL
I had about 50 pics to pick from with so much LashPorn, it was a tough job ;-P
damn the lash porn is taking it to a whole new level!!!!!!!!
waking up to such loveliness has set me up for the day. Im going into the office today the working from home thing is not working out too much opportunity to gaze uninterrupted into his golden eyes (or crotch whatever)
thanks jag
so happy to have another pattinslut on board. you all make me feel so normal!
thank you for the lovely welcome mimi, im hear to stay girl!!!!!!!!
thank god im no longer alone with my crazy fucking robobsessed self
love you girls
JAG:
My thoughts exactly regarding the butterfly kisses!
Ooooo, the Inglorius Bastard ….. GQ lashes (my fave) ….. but the hoodie lashes *sigh* not a fave piccie, because I think he looks a tad gaunt, but the lashes!!!
Oh so scrummy!
Thanks again for another fabbie post x
Thanks bb
*sigh*
Oh wowee….LashPorn is f*cking awesome….I can just imagine how beautiful he looks while sleeping…..his gentle lashes….billowing on his cheeks….eyelids fluttering as he awakes from his slumber and then staring right into your eyes…straight into your soul…HOLY FARCK….that would TRULY be the death of me! Oh what a sight to behold….totally gonerz……<3 on fire!
LMAO JAG, pantie terrorist for sure! He owes me at least a million pairs by now! And the lashes, sex eyes, jaw porn, scruffiliciousness. DIED.
JAG, another of your brilliant posts—you have an unerring Robtenna as to what gets us on (maybe because you’re not immune yourself)—Rob is just one gorgeous man—the Cullen sandwich at the TCA showed just how gorgeous—i registered the sexy buns on either side & then ignored them completely because my eyes were glued to Rob—
btw is there anyone out there who is as turned off as i am by men whose shoulders start to slope downwards at the neck? what ever happened to square shoulders—or are square shoulders hopelessly square now in the age of ‘gym bunnies’ (Rob’s phrase)?
expat
I don’t like slopping shoulders either. But we don’t have to worry about Rob getting those… our boy is def. no gym bunny
Yeh Expat, never been a fan of the whole neck-shoulder slope – which is just another reason (if reason be needed) to adore Rob, cos he worked out just enough to define his pecs, abs and biceps, whilst still leaving us the unbelievably beautiful, graceful neck and the finest pair of SQUARE manly shoulders you will see anywhere, anytime on anyone. He just takes EVERYTHING to levels of perfection which one would think would be unattainable …. and they seemingly are by anyone but Rob.
ew! and over muscled men are icky to me anyway. love love love a long lean frame, love me some protruding bones and tendons and veins showing through hands and feet. when i met my hub a long long time ago (high school) he had that skinny, sinewy but strong build. poof! then and poof! now. granted, we are *ahemcough40coughcough* something now, and look a wee bit older, i still poof when i see pics of him back then. maybe this is part of the reason rob just sends me. i just stare and stare and stare. pleas rob, don’t ever become something you are not – a gym bunny! stay healthy and strong, but know your true fans love you as you are. loooong and leannnnnnnn
More SexEyes for you.
HHH at TCA.
… and I’ve just had an OMFG moment @ 0:57 *thud*
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=RRvsnaApf9Q&pop_ads=0
Oh God, RobCat – everytime I think he’s just about as gorgeous as he’s going to get and I’m gonna start getting used to looking at him and even become a bit blasé about him, along comes another picture or vid and I find myself having to remember to inhale oxygen, as it’s almost as vital to my survival as Rob!
Incidentally, is it me, or does Catherine-I’d-like-to-f*ck-Rob’s-brains-out-Hardwicke look YOUNGER? In other words, do you think she’s had a face lift? (Or am I just channelling my natural jealous bitch?!)
I think Catherine I-L-T-F-R-B-O Hardwicke, is like any other female on the planet, inside Robs orbit (ROrBit) she just naturally glows! (Or it was botox!) lol
Yeh Jo, I think you could be right about the botox, as she definitely looks less wrinkly *miaoww*
I, on the other hand, would be happy with a large injection of Robotox, and bugger the wrinkles!
hehehe
“ROrBit” sounds like a frog….
*****Leaps to feet – arms waving wildly****
“Oh, Rob, pick me! Pick me! I want one of your special injections!”
RobCatcdn,
WOW I LOVE THAT VIDEO. GREAT PICTURES. THANKS.
Rob and Kellan look like heaven beside each other. That profile of them standing side by side was GORGEOUS. I love the picture of Rob just coming offstage after winning the award with Megan. His face is priceless.
Those grey eyes are so stunning. he just gets better and better…..sigh.
Eyelashes are my #1!
That’s my Husbands best quality. His lashes are so long he can’t wear sunglasses because they hit the glasses and give him a headache. They almost touch his eyebrows, lucky bastard!
I’ve tried to get him drunk and put mascara on him but he won’t let me! It’s just not fair!
Yeah, the TCA were a whole bunch of F*ckery! 2 hours wasted for just 45 seconds of HHH? Blah!
Jaimegrrl I am so with you, I can’t believe I was sitting here panicing on the other side of the universe that we weren’t getting the TCA, I grabbed the link posted on Raor in a heartbeat, prepared to watch Robs AssCandy going up and down those stairs over and over (towel-clenched -between- thighs -in- anticipation), making adorkable random acceptance speeches, the whole nine yards! But noooooo, what’d we get? Freakin’ advertisements, a set of pre-pubescent Jonas’s, some skanky Spears, and then when His Holy Hotness FINALLY gets up there, he’s half-hidden behind some giant green phallic symbol and the screaming teens drowned out his beautiful Brit-voice! Grrrrrrr! DISAPPOINTED MUCH?
Morning PattinAngels. Just wanted to let you know that I was so f*cking disappointed in the TCAs last night that I didnt want to waste anymore blog real estate on it.
I can’t pinpoint what it was but it felt like a real low point in my robsession. Amber over at Rob My World felt the same way in her post today…link on the sidebar.
Anyway, I’m moving past the TCAs and so looking forward to some Vancity relaxed Rob
THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one extremely disappointed with the whole thing. Loved seeing Rob, but it was almost as if the network decided NOT to have Twilight take over the show. Damn Jonas Bros! The hair and tat were soooo fake.
BOO FOX! Twi and Rob kicked ass anyway!
My DVR blacked out for most of the TCA broadcast and all I got was the entire Twi cast acceptance at the end. So for the most part, I was left with the glorious feeling that all those pictures from Sunday night gave me. Maybe I’ll avoid watching the vids just to stay happy.
I think the big fat disappointment came from the fact that they really didn’t get up there and speak. ALL the acceptances were a big fat clusterfuck of awkwardness – including that of the Twi cast.
When you thrust a surfboard into someone’s hands after their name is read off from a card dangling in a strange plastic shell, awkwardness is sure to follow. Look at Rob on stage — he can’t even hold the surfboard and he’s tall! He had to put it between his legs (and now I’ve lost most of you to your fantasies again).
So I agree, TCAs were disappointing for the most part. But I wasn’t really expecting much after ComicCon. So every little thing made me happy. Now THAT was hugely disappointing.
So buck up campers! We’ll get a few happy Eclipse outtakes and cast party photos now which will make us all squee. And nothing but New Moon promo from here on out – more squeeing. There’s lots to look forward to now
Yeah, I fast-forwarded through all non-Rob related things, and it boiled down to like 7 minutes I think, lol. I watched before I left the house this morning.
Ditto JAG! Honestly, I think that the cast of Twilight are a bit too mature for the TCA’s and belong on another level. Maybe it’s b/c I’m NOT a teen but am not too much older than Rob so I felt out of place watching it. Regardless, it’s always good to see Rob & the rest of the group get recognition.
Didn’t see you guys writing this yet – posted above. Totes agree! Blah!
I think it’s time for Cameron Diaz to MOVE ON…..that cougar is getting way too old to sit in the audience of the TEEN CHOICE AWARDS….lol….or is it just me? meow. I like her, but jeesh. She looked like mama cameron sitting there. I don’t think I could have done it if I was her….
All I can add is: ME, TOOOOOO! I thought TCA’s sucked! Poor Rob et al having to sit through that! I’m with you, JAG, nuff said!
OK, now that I got my morning piss done…
JAG I love you! Those eyelashes make me stop breathing. Every f-king time. He is just to die for. There is not a thing about that boy I would change. Nothing! And the fact that he is even beautiful with those gorgeous eyes closed…
shit!
Can’t help it. I love this guy. I spend the better part of each day just staring at him in utter disbelief.
Is there no part of this Man that is’nt Perrrrrrfection
*sigh*
all I can think of is how ticklish his eyelashes would feel along my inner thigh.
*poof
All I can think of, is if his hidden parts are as perfect as the rest of him *thud*
If there truly is a god….and looking at our man, we know there must be….then yes Heidi, from the tips of his f*ckalicious hair to the ends of his size 10 feet and all points in-between he is in a word ‘perfect’.
Guys always get the best eyelashes!!! My husband has feather lashes too…and he’s passed them down to our boys. Lucky bastards.
I may have to sit this one out. Try as I may, all I can think about when I think butterfly kisses and long eyelashes are my kids. And – thank the heavens – there is not a trace of perviness in my thoughts when I think of my kids.
They are quite long and plentiful tho. I bet he has to dry them off with a towel after he showers so he can open his eyes again. I’m sure the water droplets weigh his eyelids down when they mist on all those lashes.
(and I’ve lost y’all again to the thought of Rob in the shower)
Haha, you know us well. You lost me on both accounts. LOL
LMAO Whatever, you made it into the gutter & I luv you for it!
Damn him! Why do boys have the best effing eyelashes? Not fair, but gorgeous!
What isn’t gorgeous about this man, he looks good dead tired, rumpled, wrinkled and wet everything about him shouts “lay me” and cu”cuddle.
Damn him!!!
Hmm, think I might try listing his faults, just so that I can maybe wean myself off him. So here goes …..
*3 minutes later* ……………..
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*5 minutes later* …………….
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Look, I am genuinely mentally running my eyes up and down his body (hang on for a sec ………..) uh, ok, up and down his body and uh, trying to think about what he does and says ….. so trying again …..
Umm, he made me want to start smoking again, so I did, just because he makes it look so damn HAWT …
Oh f*ckit, it’s no good, just can’t think of anything. If I do, I’ll come back to this ….
Bahahahahahahhahahahahaha! You won’t be back!
LEISHA….DEBBO RUNS TO HUG LEISHA. MISSED YOU TOO.
I hate starting a second page…..LOL
Oh, I think I can make a decent list of his faults. But that’s why I admire him as a celeb so much. I know he has (many) faults, I embrace them, and still remain a fan. He’s just a normal (hot as hell) guy in Hollywood. How often does that come along?
Debbo!!!!!
There you are!!!! Missed you!!!! It may be best if you, um, skip over my posts from yesterday…I was a little bit drunk (but don’t tell anyone) and it wasn’t pretty!!!
Love you too Debbo.
*smooches*
Debbo runs to read Leisha’s posts from the day before….hehheheheh Don’t dare me. I’m DOIN IT. LOL
Oh God Debbo…..
Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSS
Debbo,
you didn’t, did you??? *blushes & hangs head in shame*
Ahhh…touching the clavi…
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/285.jpg
Could this world get any better???
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OH MAN….Hugh Jackman and Rob in the same picture. ONly thing better could possibly be Hugh Jackman and Rob Pattinson doing kareoke IN THE NUDE!
Now that I would pay BIG MONEY to see. LOL
Ummm…did someone say BIG???
Or maybe a bit of nude wrestling, Debbo, ala Women in Love …. *take a huge breathe Fluff*